TNA Impact 3/29/10 Results

TNA Impact 3/29/10 Results

Shannon Moore & Kaz defeated Doug Williams & Brian Kendrick
Tara defeated Daffney in a first blood match
Aj Styles defeated Jeff Jarrett
Black Machismo defeated Beer Money
Desmond Wolfe defeated The Pope
Erik Young, Jeff Hardy, and Rob Van Dam defeated The Band in a Steel Cage Match

TNA Impact 3/29/10 Review

I’m dreading reviewing this night of wrestling, how can they top WWE, HBK’s Farewell Speech and Wrestlemania? Simply put, they couldn’t do it.

Hogan talks to Jarrett and gives him a chance at Aj to get to the #1 contender spot.

Black Machismo showed up and he was talking like Macho and doing his thing, apparently he’s still in TNA.

Bubba The Love Sponge came out with The Band or whatever, and he is now the official interviewer? It’s funny, it sucks, I hate it. They called out Erik Young and offered him a spot in the Band, and didn’t go for it. Erik fought but got out numbered fast, before being saved by RVD and Jeff Hardy. Either way, this sucked…I’m alreadyhating on TNA, it’s only been a few minutes. This start smells like WCW.

Shannon Moore & Kaz defeated Doug Williams & Brian Kendrick

This match was ok at best, it was fast paced and didn’t offer a whole lot. Kendrick got beat up then post match was painted with lipstick by Shannon Moore. This match was lame…sorry.

The Pope cuts a great promo, and it wasn’t half bad. Chelsea came down and distracted him for a while, but before Desmond Wolfe could attack, Pope fought him off. The Pope is solid, a shining light in TNA. Too bad he won’t get the title any time soon.

Orlando Jordan came down from the rafters wrapped in Cross the Line tape, and was just…well….gay.

Tara defeated Daffney

These two women fought in a first Blood Match, and it was interesting to me. Daffney’s hot, I like her. Tara, well…she’s had better matches.

Aj Styles defeated Jeff Jarrett

This match was ok, it lasted a lot longer than I thought, but it wasn’t necessarily that great. Aj cut his hand open, oddly enough, delivering a low blow against Jarrett, who had a guitar in his arms. Bischoff interrupted the match and brought in a guitar. Aj Styles got beat, but the ref was out and out came the interference. I didn’t like it. It was kind of boring, and Jarrett is back down.

Black Machismo defeated Beer Money

Somehow someway Jay Lethal won this match up. It was a terrible match, but I guess Lethal getting a win is not half bad.

Desmond Wolfe defeated The Pope

This match was actually going quite good, and while it did have a few moments it ended up turning into another match ending with a foreign object. I didn’t hate it, but it wasn’t the most thrilling of matches.

Kurt Angle cut a promo on Anderson.

Erik Young, Jeff Hardy, and Rob Van Dam defeated The Band in a Steel Cage Match

This was a very crowded steel cage match up, and it was interesting at times, but not really. Erik Young was targeted early on and was outside of the match for a good portion of the match up. However, Erik Young climbed to the cage and dropped a huge elbow, which wasn’t half bad. He basically killed Pac, I liked it overall!

Abyss announced that his first tag team partner for Lockdown will be,

Anderson and Angle will wrestle in a ladder match next week.

This night’s impact was ok at best.

WWE Monday Night Raw 3/29/10 Results and Review

WWE Monday Night Raw 3/29/10 Results

Christian defeated Ted Dibiase in a legend’s lumberjack match
The Hart Dynasty defeated The Big Show & Miz via counout
Random Divas Match lasted 6 seconds
John Cena & Randy Orton defeated Jack Swagger & Batista

WWE Monday Night Raw 3/29/10 Review

The night opened up with John Cena & Batista talking in ring. Cena challenged Batista to a rematch for the WWE Title, tonight on Raw!

Batista said no, and then cheap shotted John Cena, before leaving.

Jack Swagger jumped in and beat the crap out of John Cena, and CASHED IN THE MONEY IN THE BANK!

Cena nearly got the STFU on Swagger and he ran away before the match could restart.

Christian defeated Ted Dibiase in a legend’s lumberjack match

The Lumberjacks were all 80’s wwe stars.

Christian and Ted put on an ok match up, nothing too crazy happened. The match had some great counters, I thought they were great, and then things broke down on the outside with the 80’s stars getting beat up. Christian won as there was a melee outside, with the Killswitch.

Post match, Ted Dibiase Jr pushed his father and walked away.

Triple H was talking and then was ready to say something about Shawn Michaels, to the point of tears, only to get hit from behind by Sheamus with a steel pipe, and that was that.

The divas had a match, and it was the same as last night, only it lasted like 2 seconds.

I don’t even know who was in it, and I don’t give a crap.

Oh man, highlights from Wrestlemania X ladder match was shown, amazing…Scott Hall used to be the man!

Bret Hart cut a promo, was interrupted by Miz & Big Show who then cut a heel promo on Bret.

Bret got backup from the Hart Dynasty, and then challenged the champions to a match right then and there.

The Hart Dynasty defeated The Big Show & Miz via counout

The Harts were actually getting a good shot at the champions in this match up. The Miz looked like he was going to lose this one, and Big Show eventually pulled him out of trouble, and they started to walk away from the match up, eventually just leaving. They got counted out on purpose.

John Cena & Randy Orton defeated Jack Swagger & Batista

Not the greatest match ever, not a terrible match either. I liked this match, I thought it had a few moments, and seeing Orton standing tall as a psuedo-face isn’t half bad.

Shawn Michaels gave his goodbyes, in ring and was in tears.

WWE Wrestlemania 26 Results

I ordered the event, but didn't feel like reviewing it, so I wrote down the results for you guys:

Big Show & Miz defeated Morrison & R Truth
Orton defeated Legacy in a triple threat match
Jack Swagger won money in the bank
Triple H defeated sheamus
ray mysterio defeated cm punk
bret hart defeated vince mcmahon w/ special guest referee bruce hart & the hart foundation at ringside
chris jericho defeated edge
vickie guerrero and her team of women defeated the raw divas
john cena defeated batista
the undertaker defeated hbk

An overall great event, I enjoyed it. If this is truly HBK's final match, he went out with a huge bang.

WWE Friday Night Smackdown 3/26/10 Results

WWE Friday Night Smackdown 3/26/10 Results

Kane, Dolph Ziggler, Matt Hardy, Shelton Benjamin and Drew McIntyre defeated Kofi Kingston, Christian, MVP, Jack Swagger, and Evan Bourne
Michelle McCool, Layla, Maryse, Alicia Fox and Vickie Guerrero defeated Beth Phoenix in a 5 on 1 handicap match
R Truth vs Big Show no contest

WWE Friday Night Smackdown 3/26/10 Review

The last smackdown before Wrestlemania, should be good, right? I don’t know, I almost forgot to review and watch it, but I made it! I made it!

Kane, Dolph Ziggler, Matt Hardy, Shelton Benjamin and Drew McIntyre defeated Kofi Kingston, Christian, MVP, Jack Swagger, and Evan Bourne

This match started kind of slow, but eventually picked up into a spotfest. These types of matches always breakdown in the same way, with every star getting their finisher or high spot in before a random pin. Drew McIntyre hit his DDT on Christian and won the match for his team.

Michelle McCool, Layla, Maryse, Alicia Fox and Vickie Guerrero defeated Beth Phoenix in a 5 on 1 handicap match

Beth Phoenix fought offer five divas, but was making some major mistakes in ring. It was funny to see her slip up, but this wasn’t half bad. I don’t know why they are trying to make Beth Phoenix unstoppable, but they’re trying. Phoenix got knocked out, Vickie Guerrero tagged in and won the match. A boring match, but eh, whatever.

R Truth vs Big Show no contest

This main event match had Big Show mopping up for most of the match. The best part was Big Show dropping a huge elbow drop, only to miss. He launched himself off the second rope and it looked rad. Show used to drop a huge top rope dropkick for those that remember that.

The match got a dq finish or a no contest? It was when Morrison interfered.

WORST SMACKDOWN EVER!

I'll watch WRESTLEMANIA, but am not sure if I'm going to review it...I'm so burned out right now.

WWE NXT 3/23/10 Results and Review

WWE NXT 3/23/10 Results

Heath Slater & Justin Gabriel defeated Skip Sheffield & Wade Barrett

WWE NXT 3/23/10 Review

Heath Slater & Justin Gabriel defeated Skip Sheffield & Wade Barrett

This match wasn’t half bad, it was fast paced featured a lot of quick tags and overall good strategy by both teams. I actually could see all these guys making it, even if they do cut people, they could really create a good change up for the WWE.

Darren Young & David Otunga defeated Michael Tarver & Daniel Bryan

This match was not half bad. I was entertained by the old school nature of a lot of the motions. Bryan lost this one when Otunga dropped and pinned him.

CM PUnk had a CRO MAGS shirt on which was really cool.