This week, I was able to get Impact, and was really tired. I didn’t see Impact last week so this was all new to me, since they move from story to story on tna, and had to wake up to figure it all out.
Eric Young & Jay Lethal defeated The Motor City Machine Guns
Beer Money came out and attacked Lethal Consequences before the match could ever begin. The Motor City Machine Guns didn’t help, they just watched Beer Money beat up their opponents. The match continued though, and It wasn’t half bad, until the guys started missing their spots. Lethal most noticeably missed a big one. Consequences Creed was injured early on, so Eric Young took his place in this match up. I like Eric Young, he was eventually tagged as the fresh man, and he really looked good out there, hitting spots with ease and making them look good. Eric Young hit the death valley driver with both members of The Motor City Machine Guns on his back and won the match!
The Ref Shane defeated Sheik Abdul Bashir via dq
I hated this. Many TNA fans paid full price to see these two fight each other, with a good build up. Now they are fighting each other for no apparent reason? What the heck? I don’t like this at all. The match wasn’t too bad, standard Bashir match up. Bashir was all over the ref, and was in full control of this match up. This match just didn’t have me excited anymore. I just don’t care. Shane will wrestle Booker T this weekend, should be interesting to see Booker T win an easy match up. He’s not dropping the belt to Shane, trust me. The ref took a bump, and Booker T came out dressed as a ref and helped Bashir get the upper hand! The Ref had Bashir down for the three but Booker T wouldn’t count the pin! The match got thrown out, but I’m awarding the win to the Ref.
The Beautiful People defeated Roxxi & Taylor Wilde
I’ve seen this too many times before. These four women have been involved in matchups for a long time! It almost seems that we’ve gotten this match several times before, and that’s lame. If you’ve seen these women wrestle before, than you probably already saw his same match before. The Beautiful People were in full control of this match up. Roxxi went face first into the steps and didn’t recover until midway through the match up. The Beautiful People win an unlikely match here, and finally look like a dominant team. Cute Kip should’ve been in the Main Event Mafia instead of t his crap.
Post match a Governer Sarah Palin impersonater to hit the “Thrillah from Wasillah” which was a twisting northern lights suplex, aka the perfect plex. I think. It was stupid.
Brutus Magnus defeated Shark Boy
I can’t believe that Shark Boy is still with TNA! I haven’t seen that guy in the ring in a long time, and it looked like he still had that Stone Cold Steve Austin move set…or at least the vest. Magnus looked to be in control overall in this debut. It wasn’t a complete blow out, but Shark Boy lost this one. Lame.
Rhino vs. Matt Morgan No Contest
I lost track of what was going on here. I just know that these two were in a match up when Abyss interfered and caused the match to get thrown out. Nothing major here, Abyss looked scary, and it looks like he has Matt Morgan’s number.
Kurt Angle and sting vs. Team 3-D
This match turned into a no contest when the main event mafia interfered. Not a whole lot to speak of here. Sorry. The tension builds between Kurt Angle and Sting, that’s about it.
TNA Impact 2/5/09 Results
Eric Young & Jay Lethal defeated The Motor City Machine Guns
The Ref Shane defeated Sheik Abdul Bashir via dq
The Beautiful People defeated Roxxi & Taylor Wilde
Brutus Magnus defeated Shark Boy
Rhino vs. Matt Morgan No Contest
Kurt Angle and sting vs. Team 3-D no contest
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