TNA Impact 2/4/10 Results
Mr. Anderson defeated Brutus Magnus
Hernandez & Matt Morgan defeated Team 3D
Samoa Joe defeated Jesse Neal
The Pope D’Angelo Dinero defeated AJ styles
Kurt Angle defeated Tomko
Tara defeated Angelina Love
Kevin Nash defeated Mick Foley
TNA Impact 2/4/10 Review
The night opened up with recaps and that lame rap rock song.
Mr. Anderson defeated Brutus Magnus
I think he beat Brutus, I don’t remember. This match wasn’t that great, it had your standard Anderson moves, and a quick win overall gets him into the eight card stud tournament for a shot at the title. Anderson is good as a cocky heel, he’s always been. He just needs to work with someone that will help him get over even more.
Mick Foley tried to quit after a long promo with Eric Bischoff but instead he got thrown into a match for later tonight with Kevin Nash, no holds barred. Whatever.
Hernandez & Matt Morgan defeated Team 3D
This match was for the tag team titles and it wasn’t much to write home about. The match was slow paced and Team 3D just seemed to be phoning it in. The Nasty Boys interfered costing 3D the match. Hernandez and Morgan win again, in this match, it wasn’t that good…face it.
Samoa Joe defeated Jesse Neal
Jesse Neal had a few shots, but not much. Samoa Joe finally shows up and wins a match in the Hogan area. This sucked, it was just a jobber match.
The Pope D’Angelo Dinero defeated AJ styles
A very interesting match, with lots of offense from The Pope which was odd. You don’t usually see this much good offense on a champion, especially in the middle of a night of wrestling. Styles seemed slow and sloppy, but Dinero was looking great this time around. The Pope had an answer for Styles at every turn and eventually got a win, though it was a small package win…again, Pope gets a win. Post match, Ric Flair got involved and fought The Pope. Samoa Joe came in for the save, and The Pope and Joe were taking it to the Nature Boy and Styles, only to get interrupted by security, and cutting to commercial. Not a bad match, I like the Pope.
Post match, Samoa Joe challenged Styles to a world title match at the next ppv.
Kurt Angle defeated Tomko
Kurt Angle rolled straight through Tomko. This wasn’t even a match, and Tomko looked fat and bored. Angle hit Tomko with a ton of offense, and just kept hitting hard suplexes, eventually picking up the win.
Tara defeated Angelina Love
This match wasn’t that great, but the most important part was that Tara’s boobs fell out of her bra! Yeah that’s important to note overall, because the cameras were trying to blur things, but she was showing a lot at one point! The match was your standard fare with a quick pin for the ending. I didn’t think it was that great, but they did what they could, I guess.
Kevin Nash defeated Mick Foley
Kevin Nash brought weapons into the ring for this match, and it started at around 7:56 pm. Foley was swinging a barbed wire bat at Nash. Nash hit the weakest hockey stick shot to the sins, and then Nash used the Barbed Wire match on Foley. Nash hit Foley with a big kick and that was it…one of the worst matches on TNA ever!
Post match Scott Hall and Sixx Pack fought Kevin Nash. It’s called a Swerve folks, but does anyone even care? Screw this crap, this sucks!
Final Thoughts: TNA sucks.
They are back where they started. They were talking about how they wanted to raise the younger guys up and stuff, and what do we get here? The main event is two guys way out of their prime! The main story line at the main event level IS NOT THE YOUNG GUYS!
This night of TNA sucked, but at least I kind of saw Tara’s boobs…kind of. I guess I’m just a sicko.
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