WWE Monday Night Raw August 15, 2016 Results and Review: Demon Kane No?

I'd Rather See Demon Kane

Raw had some absolutely laughable moments. So much that I can’t keep a straight face in reviewing it. I forgot to even write a review because of it. I have been watching the HULU option since I don’t have cable. Monday Night Raw came to Corpus Christi, Texas or what some call it CORPSES Christi since the crowds are usually dead.

WWE Monday Night Raw August 15, 2016 Results

U.S. Champion Rusev demanded an apology from Roman Reigns
Sami Zayn def. Sheamus
WWE Tag Team Champions The New Day def. The Dudley Boyz
Nia Jax def. Rachel Levy
Heath Slater confronted Brock Lesnar
Big Cass def. Kevin Owens via Disqualification
The Shining Stars def. The Prime Time Players
Neville def. Jinder Mahal
Seth Rollins called out ‘The Demon King’
Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson def. The Golden Truth
Charlotte def. Alicia Fox
Roman Reigns def. U.S. Champion Rusev

WWE Monday Night Raw August 15, 2016 Review

If you have been following my blog, you know that I don’t go through a full review of everything any longer. I used to go step by step live, but honestly, it’s just not my thing anymore. Here are the things that I remembered most, because a lot of the show was just boring to say the least.

Rusev Should've Won, Just Saying

Roman Reigns defeated Rusev

The show opened and ended with these idiots. These two guys are supposed to keep me involved on Raw? Nope. I can’t stand Reigns right now, since his steroids suspension. Rusev has been looking like a chump, and I smelled a burial coming. Rusev lost CLEAN. That’s right, he lost clean to Reigns, and it may be signaling the championship changeover for Summerslam. I don’t know if it will happen, but we’ll see won’t we? Maybe it’s signaling Rusev’s revenge? I don’t know, the point is that this was a boring, lackluster match that shouldn’t have concluded Raw’s show. Oh wait, it didn’t? No, demon Kane, I mean King was bigger? I don’t know I was falling asleep.

Best of 7 Series Are Terrible Unless It Involves Booker T and Chris Benoit

I don’t want to see this. You don’t want to see this. Sheamus and Cesaro will have a best of 7 series? No, no, no, no, no, no! There is no reason for this. This is going to be awful. I don’t want to see Sheamus and Cesaro battle it out 7 times. You know it’s going to be 7 matches of hell. I’m done.

Heath Slater Gets More Television Time Than Full Time Performers

The big thing about Heath Slater’s anti-push is the most entertaining recurring theme on the shows right now. Not only that, he’s getting more segments than the women, and even the main eventers right now. That has to count for something, right? Is he the last of the original Nexus? Probably.

Seth Rollins Is Looking For The Demon Kane, I Mean Demon King

The WWE missed a huge opportunity to bring out Kane. Demon Kane should’ve showed up and they could’ve made that joke. Rollins could’ve been chokeslammed to hell and then The Demon King could come out. This is my big issue with the Demon King, and it’s that his move set isn’t different than Balor’s move set. If you’re a new “character”, wouldn’t you have some new moves? Just saying. I mean, The Hulk has a new move set when he turns green, right?

Oh, one last thing!

The Burial of The Dudleys

The Dudleys faced off against the New Day and they got buried, plain and simple. The Club Sandwich boys showed up on the screen and it was bad. So bad that I had to shake my head. This is what they want to push? I give up. I wish I had a real Club Sandwich.

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