WWE Monday Night Raw 8/30/10 Results and Review

WWE Monday Night Raw 8/30/10 Results

Alex Riley & The Miz defeated Kaval & Daniel Bryan and Kofi Kingston & Michael McGullicutty in a triple threat tag team match
Melina & Eve defeated Laycool
John Morrison & R Truth vs Drew McIntyre & Dashing Cody Rhodes (no contest)
The Undertaker vs Bret Hart vs Wade Barrett (no contest)
Jack Swagger defeated Evan Bourne
NEXUS defeated Chris Jericho, John Cena, Sheamus, Randy Orton, Edge in an Elimination Match

WWE Monday Night Raw 8/30/10 Review

I'm tired. I'm really tired. But the 900th episode of Raw awaited me, so after a cup of coffee and a cup of tea, I'm ready to watch and review this piece of trash!

I'm tired.

900 EPISODES! WOOO!

Bret Hart started the show in ring talking...Kane came out and started talking and what not...who cares? This was more like the south park parody.

Kane attacked Bret, but out came Tyson Kid and the lights went out! Undertaker showed up to stop him, while Bret got out of the way. I DO NOT CARE ABOUT EITHER KANE OR THE UNDERTAKER! I DO NOT CARE WHATSOEVER! THIS FEUD IS SO TIRED AND STUPID! GET THEM OFF MY TV PLEASE!

THe GM made a match, with Bret Hart facing the Undertaker later tonight. I can't possibly see this go down....we'll see.

Alex Riley & The Miz defeated Kaval & Daniel Bryan and Kofi Kingston & Michael McGullicutty in a triple threat tag team match

I'm not sure why this match was booked, as it really didn't showcase all the guys that well. If nothing else it was interesting to see Daniel Bryan mixing it up in there, as he realy does have a lot of wrestling talent. The match was ok, but I can't stand Michael Cole's new heel role. THis match didn't really go far, and the crowd wasn't all for it, as I wasn't. THe match had a few good spots towards the end, mainly with Kaval looking to get the win, but it was The MIz that got the win after Kaval hit his finisher. The Miz hit the Skull Crushing Finale, and Kavel was out. Cole was marking out like a school girl....I'm sick of hearing COle...someone fire him PLEASE!

Post match, Daniel Bryan was hit with the briefcase and knocked out by Miz. This feud brewing could be the best thing WWE does in a long time.

Melina & Eve defeated Laycool

I think it was eve...I don't remember all the divas. Melina won this one, and it was fine by me. Melina sucks...I hate the divas, and you should too. There are NO good women's prowrestlers on mainstream wrestling right now.

Laycool challenged Melina...I was tired.

John Morrison & R Truth vs Drew McIntyre & Dashing Cody Rhodes (no contest)

This match didn't happen. There was a brawl and that was that. NO Contest? Whatever.

The Undertaker vs Bret Hart vs Wade Barrett (no contest)

Bret Hart came out to wrestle Undertaker, and before the match could start out came Wade Barrett. He said that he wanted to be in the match...so he jumped into this one and made it a triple threat. Oh boy....

Barrett got beat up, then was sent to the outside, and out of the blue came Kane when the lights went out and came on...Undertaker and Kane brawled....I guess the match is over?

I'm sick of these no finishes.

After Kane ran away from another light switch problem, Nexus surrounded the ring and were ready to Attack the Undertaker. Taker held his own but the Numbers seemed to be getting the best of him as the lights went out and guess what?!? Barrett Had Undertaker in his finisher and that was that.

Kane was on the stage looking on....terrible terrible booking.

Jack Swagger defeated Evan Bourne

Evan Bourne was buried here. NO, do not argue with me, he got buried by Jack Swagger. Who cares.

Alberto Del Rio got on the mic and cut a promo on Rey? But why? He then got into the ring and beat up Evan Bourne. Yep. That was that. Mark Henry came out and saved him...oh man, this was bad too.

CM Punk came out and cut a promo on how people have ruined Raw with reckless behavior and what not...they showed clips.

Stone Cold's music hit...but he didn't show.

I'm tired. THis is just filler...CM Punk is ok, but when not wrestling or in a feud with anyone but the Big Show, I don't care.

Big Show came out and cut a counter promo. He then beat up Luke Gallows and that was that.

NEXUS defeated Chris Jericho, John Cena, Sheamus, Randy Orton, Edge in an Elimination Match

Remember when someone high up in the WWE said that the Survivor Series concept was over? Yeah, well, it apparently seemed to work for Summerslam and now on Raw.

Jericho quit the match, he just walked away and got counted out. Edge got himself disqualified by pushing the ref. John Cena came in and did his super cena thing....YAWN.

SUPER Orton singlehandedly survived until he had to face Wade Barrett.

Wade Barrett won though...and Nexus won. Yep.

I do not get this booking. Cena defeated Nexus at Summerslam after taking a DDT to the FLOOR! Here he loses to Gabriel's finisher? Orton, on the other hand, RKO's everyone but can't get out of Barrett's finisher?

Is Orton not as good as Super Cena?

Is Super Cena not as good as he was at Summerslam?

This was 5 vs 5 and the odds were somehow better for Cena?

I'm lost. I hated this Raw.

Sorry, this 900th episode sucked. Face it.