WWE Smackdown Live October 25, 2016 Results and Review The B Show

The Diamond Cutter!!!

Smackdown Live was a better show than Raw, but not by much. I actually saw this whole show, which isn’t saying much.

WWE Smackdown Live October 25, 2016 Results

Bray Wyatt def. Kane in a No Disqualification Match
Alexa Bliss ruins Becky Lynch’s return to SmackDown LIVE
The Hype Bros def. The Ascension in a SmackDown LIVE 10-on-10 Traditional Survivor Series Tag Team Elimination Qualifying Match
Nikki Bella def. Natalya to become captain of the SmackDown LIVE 5-on-5 Traditional Survivor Series Women's Elimination Match
SmackDown Tag Team Champions Heath Slater & Rhyno def. The Spirit Squad
AJ Styles def. Dean Ambrose via Disqualification

WWE Smackdown Live October 25, 2016 Review

Bray Wyatt def. Kane in a No Disqualification Match

Kane lost this match, but only after Randy Orton appeared and gave him the Diamond Cutter. Oh, I’m sorry, it’s now called the weak ass RKO. This was a stupid match, and just boring overall.

Match Rating: 2 out of 5

Alexa Bliss ruins Becky Lynch’s return to SmackDown LIVE

This is how you build a goddamn feud! This was great. Bliss came in, started fighting after the two exchanged words, and then she spray painted a yellow streak behind Becky Lynch. You know, since Becky Lynch had an abortion and missed her match against Bliss at the PPV last month.

The Hype Bros def. The Ascension in a SmackDown LIVE 10-on-10 Traditional Survivor Series Tag Team Elimination Qualifying Match

This was so boring, I just didn’t care. You know you didn’t care either.

Match rating: 1 out of 5

Nikki Bella def. Natalya to become captain of the SmackDown LIVE 5-on-5 Traditional Survivor Series Women's Elimination Match

Natalya is the resident old person on Smackdown, even though she’s very good. They booked her to lose. It must be nice to be John Cena’s girlfriend, you get to be super woman on Smackdown. This match sucked, although Natalya threw down some great stuff, even if she did lose.

Match Rating: 2 out of 5

SmackDown Tag Team Champions Heath Slater & Rhyno def. The Spirit Squad

Nope, nope, nope.

Match Rating: 1 out of 5

AJ Styles def. Dean Ambrose via Disqualification

This was a lengthy match, and at one point I actually started to believe that Dean Ambrose would win the title. This however broke down after Aj hit James Ellsworth with a nice dropkick. This prompted Ellsworth to hit him with the super kick, and get Ambrose disqualified for the loss. I didn’t hate this match, even though Ambrose is still boring, it’s the Ellsworth element that made this one watchable overall.

Match Rating: 3 out of 5

This night of wrestling was boring. But I will say this much, Smackdown has a way better women’s division than Raw. By having two mainline feuds going that are actually booked very well, they are doing a great service for the women. This is 100 times better than what Raw is doing. Raw just has a bunch of women doing promos about history and what not, boring. This is what you want, blood feuds that are boiling over.