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No, seriously, what the hell were they thinking?
WWE Smackdown Live was supposed to be a show that competed with Raw, but you know what? It has completely jumped the shark in a whole new way. This is by far one of the worst shows I’ve ever seen, and I’ve seen a lot of WCW. Are we sure that Vince Russo isn’t booking this again? This is an absolute nightmare of a show. I don’t even want to review it, but for the sake of this blog, let’s discuss a few things about it.
WWE Smackdown Live March 28, 2017 Results
Aj Styles and Shane McMahon had a contract signing for an hour
Becky Lynch vs. Carmella went to a no contest
Alexa Bliss and Carmella defeated Becky Lynch and Mickie James
Miz TV Segment Went Long
Mojo Rawley, Heath Slater, Rhyno, and American Alpha defeated Dolph Ziggler, Breezango, and The Usos
Bray Wyatt defeated Luke Harper
Randy Orton agreed to look like a complete cartoon character idiot
WWE Smackdown Live March 28, 2017 Results
The opening of the show was not wrestling mind you, it was Shane McMahon and Aj Styles. Oh, and there was no Mauro Ronallo! Mama Mia, sounds like someone’s going to get fired.
Aj Styles and Shane McMahon had a contract signing for an hour
This is stupid. Aj Styles is wasting his talent wrestling a part time manager. No disrespect to Shane McMahon, but this is the best in the world, he shouldn’t be wrestling Shane at Wrestlemania. He should be in the main event wrestling for a title. This is how stupid WWE is, they will get the best talent in the world, and then put them in non-sense type matches, strip them of all of their talent, and let them basically get thrown into something stupid. I want to bang my head against a wall at the booking of this stupidity.
Becky Lynch vs. Carmella went to a no contest
This match didn’t go far, because Mickie James and Alexa Bliss started fighting and got into the match.
Alexa Bliss and Carmella defeated Becky Lynch and Mickie James
Why is Mickie James friendly with Becky Lynch? James is the one that caused Lynch her title! Not only that, Bliss and Carmella shouldn’t be friends either, and this match was absolutely garbage. This was a rushed match with a commercial shoe horned into the middle of it. Bliss and Carmella won, but it was a sour match with a lot of stupid components.
Afterwards, Naomi showed up, and the crowd went nuts. I like her, she’s rad. I hope she wins. Other than that, I don’t know.
Miz TV Segment Went Long
Miz TV again made fun of John Cena, and it was stupid. The best part was when Daniel Bryan showed up and got made fun of. Well, The Miz playing Daniel Bryan, I loved it.
John Cena showed up and cut a serious promo. But let’s not forget something.
The Miz defeated John Cena in the main event of Wrestlemania. Yet The Miz did not say anything about this. John Cena basically cut a serious promo on him, and yet no come back? Really? Really? GTFO.
Mojo Rawley, Heath Slater, Rhyno, and American Alpha defeated Dolph Ziggler, Breezango, and The Usos
Bring out your shovels, the tag team division was buried in this match. The five winners will go to the Andre The Giant battle royal, and the losers? They will not be on Wrestlemania. That includes Ziggler! What a waste. Oh and that also includes the tag team champions! What the hell WWE, seriously, what are you doing?
Bray Wyatt defeated Luke Harper
The burial of Luke Harper is complete. This wasn’t a great match at all, and Harper loses clean, which leads me to hate Wyatt and the family. I’m just tired of people saying Smackdown is better than Raw only to have stupid booking like this.
Randy Orton agreed to look like a complete cartoon character idiot
Oh my goodness. This was how they ended the show? This is how they push the feud? Do I really need to discuss how dumb this was? I can’t believe how stupid this was. I can’t. I just can’t. Cornette face is all I can think of, what a lousy show, what a terrible bit of writing. This is absolutely stupid, Stupid!
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