Tuesday, April 8, 2014

Ultimate Warrior Dead at 54

WWE is shocked and deeply saddened to learn of the passing of one of the most iconic WWE Superstars ever, The Ultimate Warrior.

It saddens me to report that The Ultimate Warrior has died. RIP Warrior, I'll see you in heaven brother!

Sunday, April 6, 2014

WWE Wrestlemania 30 Results and Minor Review

WWE had an incredible run, and their 30th wrestlemania was something that is definitely worth noting. I finally got to see it and it’s definitely something that people are talking about. I didn’t see the preshow but the USOS won their match.

No sign of that chump, quitter CM PUNK, so good riddance. That idiot can sit on his couch and get fat like a damn quitter.

The USOS defeated 4 other teams in the tag match that I didn’t see.

Daniel Bryan defeated Triple H

This match was good, Triple H really had a hard time in this one. Stephanie McMahon is hot, really hot. Hunter lost this one, but not without an incredible bout, I loved it. Bryan moves forward. Bret Hart had to be proud.

The Shield defeated Kane and the New Age Outlaws

This match was fast, and I don’t remember much about it. The Shield are ok, I guess.

Cesaro won the Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal

This was a lot of fun, and seeing Cesaro body slam the crap out of Big Show was awesome. Cesaro is one of the best talents I’ve seen in a long time. I hope they do more with him. The European Uppercut he gave to Ziggler was an unstoppable force, I thought Ziggler was absolutely dead, I couldn’t believe it.

John Cena defeated Bray Wyatt

Cena was in top form here, and Wyatt is a perfect foe. HOWEVER, Wyatt should’ve won this match. He’s playing the RAVEN vibe. Remember when Raven took on Chris Benoit at Souled Out? Same thing here. Same thing, but Wyatt is in top form. Cena is odd now, I don’t know where his character is going.

Brock Lesnar defeated The Undertaker

DING DONG THE STREAK IS DEAD! The Undertaker’s overrated streak is finally over, good riddance. GOOD RIDDANCE! I fell asleep during this match.

Aj Lee won the divas match up

Daniel Bryan defeated Orton and Batista

This was a great match, I loved it. I loved the way it all went down, and Bryan is going to have a huge target on his back.

Overall a good wrestlemania, but not the greatest. I didn’t get that epic vibe here. I think that Triple H should’ve stopped Bryan. However, I get it. Taker’s streak is done, good riddance. Cm Punk showing up, would’ve been epic, but nope. That chump is long gone, good riddance too.

Wednesday, April 2, 2014

Daniel Bryan's House of Yes!



"The whole arena was chanting, 'Yes! Yes! Yes!'" Bryan recalls of the night that same year when he realized fans had latched on to his motto. "I didn't predict it; I didn't plan it. It just happened, and you feel lucky to be a part of it."


Rolling stone has a solid feature on Daniel Bryan, the culture of the "YES!" chant, and Wrestlemania this weekend. Quite the cool little read. More at Rolling Stones Website here.

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Tuesday, April 1, 2014

WWE Monday Night Raw Results and Review 4/1/2014

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Undertaker came out and did a speech, and it was boring. BORING. Undertaker is so overrated.

Brock Lesnar came out after Heyman talked and Lesnar got the better of Taker with an F5! I miss the FU. Anyways, Taker was left in the middle of the ring, and Raw started hot and heavy.

The Wyatt’s cut a promo, then Triple H and Stephanie came out. They shoot on this one, wow. Triple H and Stephanie called Fandango a flavor of the week etc.

The whole talking is too much for me. I’m bored with this random talking and set up. I really pine for the days of pure wrestling, match after match instead of long winded build up. Batista comes out and blah blah, right? Ugh.

Los Matadores and The Usos defeated The Real Americans and Rybaks

A well rounded match up here, with a good amount of wrestling and some great overall spots. It was fast paced and in the end, it was a classic switch that won the match. I liked it, although I’m not sure about the reasoning behind the match. Oh, they announced a new wrestlemania match for this Sunday.

Bray Wyatt defeated R Truth

Bray Wyatt is one of the most impressive characters and wrestlers in WWE. I haven’t seen anything like this in a long time, and it works very well for the future of the WWE and his match against Cena this weekend. I could see CENA going down and joining the Wyatt family. That would be impressive, and I think that this is a great one.

After the match, CENA showed up with a mask, and it was epic! This got a rise out of the crowd, and I was impressed, finally Cena did something worthwhile, and the crowd reacted huge. I love how it showed up, and I love how it forced the Wyatt’s to get scared a little. We’ll see what happens at Mania, this is an exciting turn of events.

Naomi defeated Aj Lee in a lumber jill match

The divas title is boring. This match was ok, but it bored me. I don’t know what to say, it was short, sweet, and the divas hating Aj works for me.

Kane vs. Roman Reigns

This match sucked. Roman Reigns and Kane fought a bit, but out came the New Age Outlaws and caused a riot. The Shield sucks now. The mania match may be interesting, we’ll see. This was dumb.

Piper’s Pit brokw out into a huge brawl. This was quite possibly the worst Piper’s Pit I’ve seen in a long time. Rey Mysterio’s still wrestling? Geez.

Randy Orton vs Batista No DQ Match Non Finish

This match was ok, but the best part of it all was Daniel Bryan showing up and beating the holy hell out of Triple H. Batista and Bryan’s back and forth was good, and definitely appealed to the crowd. Triple H flopping around was fun too. Since when does Triple H flop like this though? He was flopping around like Shawn Michaels.

Overall Raw was ok. The ending was lame. Daniel Bryan was alone in the ring and the crowd was chanting. I didn’t care for it, I don’t care about all of this. However, I will be watching Mania, as it’s a tradition 30 years in the making. If CM Punk shows up, he’ll save the show, otherwise I’m bored with the current product and it’s only been a couple of weeks.

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Tuesday, March 25, 2014

WWE Monday Night Raw Results and Review 3/24/14

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What’s this? I’m back suckaaaasssss! That’s right, Sir Jorge is back in business thanks to a few gigs writing and a lot of time on social media busting balls. Before I get into the review, I want to say that CM PUNK SUCKS. The review is based on the HULU version of Raw, because I do not/cannot afford cable.

WWE Monday Night Raw Results and Review

This Monday, Stephanie came out to talk about last week’s actions against Daniel Bryan. Stephanie is marvelous at the role of trying to push the fans, and it’s grand. Orton came out to talk about how he’s going to win, which is what all the champions do. I hate Orton. He has the charisma of a paper plate. I hate these long intros, but you, you already knew that.

CM Punk quits because of Batista.

When Batista’s music hit, that’s all I could think about. Batista isn’t the best, but he didn’t quit like Punk did and walk away like a chump. His music hit and of course we got more discourse. A slow start to Raw, in my view. Stephanie slapped the hell out of Dave and basically called her a SLUT! I loved it.

Goodbye Stephanie! Great opening segment that led to a spear by Batista. I do not think Batista is the next champion. I don’t think Bryan is either. I’m thinking Punk returns to screw Bryan over. Orton retains then goes back to being backup quarterback for the Dallas Cowbooys.

Christian defeated Dolph Ziggler, Sheamus, and Alberto Del Rio in Fatal Four Way Match

Christian’s run has to be coming to an end. This match was a spot fest for the most part, and I don’t mind that. I love seeing as much wrestling as we can get, and not everything has to be a hard fought technical masterpiece ala Dean Malenko. This match sufficed to entertain, and Chrsistian’s win comes as a surprise to me. I thought Ziggler would win, especially after the top rope fame-asser…I forget what it’s called now, but who cares. Good match, solid ending, Christian gets a shot at the IC title, and will lose.

Triple H turned into the “GAME” and said he’d be champion, which I didn’t care for.

Hogan up next and his segment in which The Miz came out and tried to assert his dominance. Cheap pops abounded, and Hogan was welcomed with warm arms. Miz then got beat up by some random idiot and then got hit by Arnold and Hogan. A Real World joke was made, and I got bored, you did too, admit it. Where’s the wrestling at?

John Cena vs. Luke Harper NO Contest

John Cena really meshed well with Luke Harper. Harper is a dirty wrestler, and it shows, while Cena tried to mix in his signature moves. Cena does a good job staying in character, and his move set is offset by Luke’s constant changes and random brawling style. I like how Harper is a throw back of sorts, moving through wrestling moves and just brawling, which is just good. Harper is wild, and it shows with how he works with Cena. The lights went out and Cena was left tied to the ropes in a weird mask, and that was that. The crowd was insanely happy, I was confused, and the Wyatt family once again prove to be the best thing on WWE Raw right now.

Naomi defated Aj Lee by count out

AJ Lee was supposed to wrestle Naomi but got herself counted out fast. I don’t like the divas division, and this once again proves why. I hate it. Vickie came out to say that AJ Lee would wrestle Naomi, Cameron, Brie Bella, Nicki Bella, Natalya, Eva Marie, Emma, Aksana, Alicia Fox, Summer Ray, Rosa Mendes, Layla, and Tamina in the first ever Vickie Guerrero Divas Championship invitational.

The Shield defeated The Real Americans

This match was ok, nothing too spectacular. The Real Americans seem to push a great team, and The Shield is showing signs of weakness. I’m not sure what the gimmicks are here, but they are definitely pushing the beat downs to all new levels. I guess they are ok, but eh, I don’t really care for them. The Real Americans bore me, and it feels like The Shield is just second fiddle to the Wyatt Family. Entertaining match though, so I liked that. Apparently The Shield will wrestle the Corporate Outlaws and Kane at Wrestlemania…boring.

Heyman came out to talk about Lesnar and Undertaker….it bored me. Oh and Undertaker came out and did a little shuffle with lesnar, but who cares? Undertaker is overrated. The streak is lame, and I proved that long ago.

Overall Raw Rating: 3/5

The show was light on wrestling, heavy on talk. That's how things go in the WWE today, I presume. The build up to Wrestlemania is getting stronger, but with these throwaway matches, I'm not sure I'd invest heavily. Oh well.