Tuesday, March 30, 2010

TNA Impact 3/29/10 Results

TNA Impact 3/29/10 Results

Shannon Moore & Kaz defeated Doug Williams & Brian Kendrick
Tara defeated Daffney in a first blood match
Aj Styles defeated Jeff Jarrett
Black Machismo defeated Beer Money
Desmond Wolfe defeated The Pope
Erik Young, Jeff Hardy, and Rob Van Dam defeated The Band in a Steel Cage Match

TNA Impact 3/29/10 Review

I’m dreading reviewing this night of wrestling, how can they top WWE, HBK’s Farewell Speech and Wrestlemania? Simply put, they couldn’t do it.

Hogan talks to Jarrett and gives him a chance at Aj to get to the #1 contender spot.

Black Machismo showed up and he was talking like Macho and doing his thing, apparently he’s still in TNA.

Bubba The Love Sponge came out with The Band or whatever, and he is now the official interviewer? It’s funny, it sucks, I hate it. They called out Erik Young and offered him a spot in the Band, and didn’t go for it. Erik fought but got out numbered fast, before being saved by RVD and Jeff Hardy. Either way, this sucked…I’m alreadyhating on TNA, it’s only been a few minutes. This start smells like WCW.

Shannon Moore & Kaz defeated Doug Williams & Brian Kendrick

This match was ok at best, it was fast paced and didn’t offer a whole lot. Kendrick got beat up then post match was painted with lipstick by Shannon Moore. This match was lame…sorry.

The Pope cuts a great promo, and it wasn’t half bad. Chelsea came down and distracted him for a while, but before Desmond Wolfe could attack, Pope fought him off. The Pope is solid, a shining light in TNA. Too bad he won’t get the title any time soon.

Orlando Jordan came down from the rafters wrapped in Cross the Line tape, and was just…well….gay.

Tara defeated Daffney

These two women fought in a first Blood Match, and it was interesting to me. Daffney’s hot, I like her. Tara, well…she’s had better matches.

Aj Styles defeated Jeff Jarrett

This match was ok, it lasted a lot longer than I thought, but it wasn’t necessarily that great. Aj cut his hand open, oddly enough, delivering a low blow against Jarrett, who had a guitar in his arms. Bischoff interrupted the match and brought in a guitar. Aj Styles got beat, but the ref was out and out came the interference. I didn’t like it. It was kind of boring, and Jarrett is back down.

Black Machismo defeated Beer Money

Somehow someway Jay Lethal won this match up. It was a terrible match, but I guess Lethal getting a win is not half bad.

Desmond Wolfe defeated The Pope

This match was actually going quite good, and while it did have a few moments it ended up turning into another match ending with a foreign object. I didn’t hate it, but it wasn’t the most thrilling of matches.

Kurt Angle cut a promo on Anderson.

Erik Young, Jeff Hardy, and Rob Van Dam defeated The Band in a Steel Cage Match

This was a very crowded steel cage match up, and it was interesting at times, but not really. Erik Young was targeted early on and was outside of the match for a good portion of the match up. However, Erik Young climbed to the cage and dropped a huge elbow, which wasn’t half bad. He basically killed Pac, I liked it overall!

Abyss announced that his first tag team partner for Lockdown will be,

Anderson and Angle will wrestle in a ladder match next week.

This night’s impact was ok at best.

Monday, March 29, 2010

WWE Monday Night Raw 3/29/10 Results and Review

WWE Monday Night Raw 3/29/10 Results

Christian defeated Ted Dibiase in a legend’s lumberjack match
The Hart Dynasty defeated The Big Show & Miz via counout
Random Divas Match lasted 6 seconds
John Cena & Randy Orton defeated Jack Swagger & Batista

WWE Monday Night Raw 3/29/10 Review

The night opened up with John Cena & Batista talking in ring. Cena challenged Batista to a rematch for the WWE Title, tonight on Raw!

Batista said no, and then cheap shotted John Cena, before leaving.

Jack Swagger jumped in and beat the crap out of John Cena, and CASHED IN THE MONEY IN THE BANK!

Cena nearly got the STFU on Swagger and he ran away before the match could restart.

Christian defeated Ted Dibiase in a legend’s lumberjack match

The Lumberjacks were all 80’s wwe stars.

Christian and Ted put on an ok match up, nothing too crazy happened. The match had some great counters, I thought they were great, and then things broke down on the outside with the 80’s stars getting beat up. Christian won as there was a melee outside, with the Killswitch.

Post match, Ted Dibiase Jr pushed his father and walked away.

Triple H was talking and then was ready to say something about Shawn Michaels, to the point of tears, only to get hit from behind by Sheamus with a steel pipe, and that was that.

The divas had a match, and it was the same as last night, only it lasted like 2 seconds.

I don’t even know who was in it, and I don’t give a crap.

Oh man, highlights from Wrestlemania X ladder match was shown, amazing…Scott Hall used to be the man!

Bret Hart cut a promo, was interrupted by Miz & Big Show who then cut a heel promo on Bret.

Bret got backup from the Hart Dynasty, and then challenged the champions to a match right then and there.

The Hart Dynasty defeated The Big Show & Miz via counout

The Harts were actually getting a good shot at the champions in this match up. The Miz looked like he was going to lose this one, and Big Show eventually pulled him out of trouble, and they started to walk away from the match up, eventually just leaving. They got counted out on purpose.

John Cena & Randy Orton defeated Jack Swagger & Batista

Not the greatest match ever, not a terrible match either. I liked this match, I thought it had a few moments, and seeing Orton standing tall as a psuedo-face isn’t half bad.

Shawn Michaels gave his goodbyes, in ring and was in tears.

Sunday, March 28, 2010

WWE Wrestlemania 26 Results

I ordered the event, but didn't feel like reviewing it, so I wrote down the results for you guys:

Big Show & Miz defeated Morrison & R Truth
Orton defeated Legacy in a triple threat match
Jack Swagger won money in the bank
Triple H defeated sheamus
ray mysterio defeated cm punk
bret hart defeated vince mcmahon w/ special guest referee bruce hart & the hart foundation at ringside
chris jericho defeated edge
vickie guerrero and her team of women defeated the raw divas
john cena defeated batista
the undertaker defeated hbk

An overall great event, I enjoyed it. If this is truly HBK's final match, he went out with a huge bang.

Saturday, March 27, 2010

WWE Friday Night Smackdown 3/26/10 Results

WWE Friday Night Smackdown 3/26/10 Results

Kane, Dolph Ziggler, Matt Hardy, Shelton Benjamin and Drew McIntyre defeated Kofi Kingston, Christian, MVP, Jack Swagger, and Evan Bourne
Michelle McCool, Layla, Maryse, Alicia Fox and Vickie Guerrero defeated Beth Phoenix in a 5 on 1 handicap match
R Truth vs Big Show no contest

WWE Friday Night Smackdown 3/26/10 Review

The last smackdown before Wrestlemania, should be good, right? I don’t know, I almost forgot to review and watch it, but I made it! I made it!

Kane, Dolph Ziggler, Matt Hardy, Shelton Benjamin and Drew McIntyre defeated Kofi Kingston, Christian, MVP, Jack Swagger, and Evan Bourne

This match started kind of slow, but eventually picked up into a spotfest. These types of matches always breakdown in the same way, with every star getting their finisher or high spot in before a random pin. Drew McIntyre hit his DDT on Christian and won the match for his team.

Michelle McCool, Layla, Maryse, Alicia Fox and Vickie Guerrero defeated Beth Phoenix in a 5 on 1 handicap match

Beth Phoenix fought offer five divas, but was making some major mistakes in ring. It was funny to see her slip up, but this wasn’t half bad. I don’t know why they are trying to make Beth Phoenix unstoppable, but they’re trying. Phoenix got knocked out, Vickie Guerrero tagged in and won the match. A boring match, but eh, whatever.

R Truth vs Big Show no contest

This main event match had Big Show mopping up for most of the match. The best part was Big Show dropping a huge elbow drop, only to miss. He launched himself off the second rope and it looked rad. Show used to drop a huge top rope dropkick for those that remember that.

The match got a dq finish or a no contest? It was when Morrison interfered.

WORST SMACKDOWN EVER!

I'll watch WRESTLEMANIA, but am not sure if I'm going to review it...I'm so burned out right now.

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

WWE NXT 3/23/10 Results and Review

WWE NXT 3/23/10 Results

Heath Slater & Justin Gabriel defeated Skip Sheffield & Wade Barrett

WWE NXT 3/23/10 Review

Heath Slater & Justin Gabriel defeated Skip Sheffield & Wade Barrett

This match wasn’t half bad, it was fast paced featured a lot of quick tags and overall good strategy by both teams. I actually could see all these guys making it, even if they do cut people, they could really create a good change up for the WWE.

Darren Young & David Otunga defeated Michael Tarver & Daniel Bryan

This match was not half bad. I was entertained by the old school nature of a lot of the motions. Bryan lost this one when Otunga dropped and pinned him.

CM PUnk had a CRO MAGS shirt on which was really cool.

Tna Impact 3/22/2010 Results and Review

Tna Impact 3/22/2010 Results

The Beautiful People & Daffney defeated Tara, Sarita, Taylor Wilde, and Angelina Love
Big Rob Terry defeated Tyson Tomko
Jeff Jarrett defeated Mick Foley w/ Beer Money as Special Guest Referees
Rob Van Dam & Jeff Hardy defeated Beer Money

Tna Impact 3/22/2010 Review

Impact opened with Bischoff playing Spanish Guitar and it was kind of cool.

Eric Bischoff challenged Double J to play guitar, then taunted him. Jarrett was ready to hit Bischoff with a guitar but didn’t, and ended up walking away.

DOUBLE J came back and smashed the crap out of a guitar on Eric Bischoff’s head! The crowd went completely ballistic, and I was going nuts too! Right on JEFF!

Backstage Jeff got a standing ovation from Mick Foley.

Foley will fight Double J and one of them will be fired. Lame.

The Beautiful People and Daffney beat up Tara.

The Beautiful People & Daffney defeated Tara, Sarita, Taylor Wilde, and Angelina Love

These girls can wrestle when given time to perform. The match was standard fare, nothing was really sticking out to me. Daffney and Tara’s feud might end up lasting a lot longer, as the two couldn’t avoid a collision course in this match.

I think that the women’s division in TNA is great, but I’ve seen the same 8 people over and over again and it’s starting to bore me.

Tara hit a sickening Widow’s Peak on Lacey Von Erich, and I thought this was done, but nope, Daffney hit a nice finisher and pinned the Knockout champion! I liked it. They call it the Lobotomy neck breaker and it looked awesome.

Backstage Aj Styles and Ric Flair arrived. Flair is still in a wheel chair and Styles on crutches. A hilarious arrival to the Impact Center, and not half bad for the two idiots of TNA; otherwise boring two in my opinion…

Hogan and Abyss cut a promo…boring. I don’t care about Abyss. I don’t care about Hogan either. I thought they were going to bring change to TNA, but recently it’s just been a bore.

Ric Flair came out and cut a promo in his wheel chair, and Aj Styles talked crap…I don’t know, Styles can’t talk, and he sucks. I’m hating on this after watching 3 hours of PPV so give me a little break here.

Sting shows up and locks Hogan in a corner. Styles throws away his crutches and Abyss gets beat up by Styles. This makes absolutely no sense to me.

The Pope’s music hit and he ran down to the ring. He did a number on Styles and Hogan & Abyss took turns mopping up Styles, and Pope hit his finisher.

Big Rob Terry defeated Tyson Tomko

Tomko is so fat it’s embarrassing. Terry rolled through Tomko with relative ease. I didn’t hate this match but Terry has to be on so much roids it’s ridiculous. Whatever, he reminds me of a super jacked Ken Shamrock.

Jeff Jarrett defeated Mick Foley w/ Beer Money as Special Guest Referees

This match was 20 years too late. Jarrett might be able to still go, but Foley is so past his prime, and in his books he promised he was done and not going to be one of those guys that retires than comes back again….then again there was Wrestlemania 2000 wasn’t there? Nevermind.

Foley was taking bumps on the Ramp, which was odd to me. Jarrett and Foley managed to put on a watchable encounter. A chair was thrown into the ring, Mr. Socko came into play and hit Jarrett with it. Foley took a shot to the head with a chair, then Double J hit the stroke on a chair, and it was done. Foley is fired.

Not a great match, but it was passable.

Post match Beer Money beat up Jeff Jarrett without mercy. I don’t really care for it.

Jeff Hardy’s music hit and out came Hardy & Van Dam for the save.

Matt Morgan vs Hernandez

These two fought each other and it looked like Hernandez hit hard and was injured….not really! Well I don’t think so anyways. TNA is supposedly sending Hernandez to Mexico, so this is an easy way to get him out of the company for a while. The match was all Hernandez for the most part, but Morgan injuring him means we’ll get a new tag team championship partner or a new team? Not sure.

Rob Van Dam & Jeff Hardy defeated Beer Money

Hardy and Van Dam worked well together against Beer Money and of course Beer Money was quite good. I didn’t hate this match, as it was given a good amount of time to develop and played to the strengths of all the participants.

A nice Swanton was followed by a Five Star Frog Splash and this match was in the books!

Erik Young showed up to the middle of the ring and said that next week there will be a Six Man Tag.

Pac, Hall, and Nash vs. Erik Young, Jeff Hardy and Rob Van Dam! I hate six man tags.

Oh well.

TNA Destination X 2010 Results and Review

TNA Destination X 2010 Results

Kaz defeated Amazing Red, Christopher Daniels, and Brian Kendrick in a ladder match
Tara defeated Daffney in the TNA Knockout’s Title Match
Big Rob defeated Magnus in the global title match
The Motor city Machine Guns defeated Generation ME in an Ultimate X Match
Scott Hall & Six Pac defeated Erik Young & Kevin Nash
Doug Williams defeated Shannon Moore in the X-Division Title Match
Matt Morgan & Hernandez defeated Beer Money
Kurt Angle defeated Anderson
Aj Styles vs Abyss No Contest

TNA Destination X 2010 Review

Alright, I’m late on all TNA news because of the ppv and well, I had a lot of WWE stuff to work on. Even though I’m late on the NXT review too, man, I’m behind all around.

Kaz defeated Amazing Red, Christopher Daniels, and Brian Kendrick in a ladder match

First and foremost, Christopher Daniel’s ring attire looked gay.

The match was fast paced, as expected, and there were just highlight reels of offense from all men. Even Kendrick seemed to be working harder than usual. Amazing Red had some of the best counters, as he is one of the best cruiserweights I’ve ever seen. His timing is amazing, and even though he didn’t win, he put on a show. Kendrick was the weakest of all of them, and I still don’t like Kaz, even though he took a lot of bumps with the ladder. Daniels is a shell of his former gimmick, that’s for sure.

The guys were working sloppy with the ladders, and it should be noted that the ladders are NOT metal. They are hard plastic/wood with metal rungs! They’ve been re-painted and are most likely the Werner brand.

Amazing Red nearly killed himself and Daniels with a Hurricanrana off the top rope to the outside off a ladder! Kaz took some insane bumps with the ladder, the rest were somewhat timid; reminds me of when Los Guerreros fought The World’s Greatest Tag Team in a ladder match, and only the Guerrero’s would bump with the ladders.

Kazarian managed to get the win, but I didn’t think the ending matched the mid points of the match. Kaz sucks…I don’t like him. Red looked legit hurt.

Ric Flair came out and cut a promo in a wheel chair, and he was going nuts.

Hogan and Abyss talked, it was boring.

Bischoff showed off his hair cut, talked to Hogan, was boring too.

Tara defeated Daffney in the TNA Knockout’s Title Match

Daffney was hitting Tara with everything in this match, and I admit, I was cheering for her to win. I like how pale she is, I’m weird, I guess. Tara hit a nice singing side suplex and couldn’t put away the goth chick. Daffney hit a nice finisher, but Tara wasn’t going to lose easily. Tara hit the Widow’s Peak and won this match cleanly.

Big Rob defeated Magnus in the global title match

Big Rob is on the juice, he’s massive, and it’s not looking natural to me. Magnus put on a minor offense against Big Rob, but this was obvious going to be a Big Rob win. Big Rob hit a nice slam on Magnus and that was that.

The Motor city Machine Guns defeated Generation ME in an Ultimate X Match

These two teams do not need to be in a gimmick match up like this. Generation ME put on a clinic, and really showed off why they deserve to be in TNA. The Machine Guns looked to be taking it easy at some points and just over confident, where as ME was taking this thing as their only chance at proving themselves. One team just seemed more urgent about this match up. Sure, The Machine Guns are no crap team, but if I had to take my pick it’d be Generation Me, most likely because I knew them back in Los Angeles’s indie wrestling scene.

The match was a spotfest, and the best team I guess didn’t win, with the Machine Guns winning this match.

Scott Hall & Six Pac defeated Erik Young & Kevin Nash

This match wasn’t all that good, but it was done well. Pac threw down some amazing athleticism and it’s important to realize that the guy can really go if given a chance. Meanwhile, Hall lowered the Boom on Young several times, and it looked like he was working stiff. Hall didn’t look THAT out of shape, but he is a shell of his former self for sure. At least he’s not MATT HARDY Fat.

Nash turned his back on Erik Young, hit a huge powerbomb, than Hall hit the Outsider’s Edge and won this match. Young got trounced, and the old guys are now together again. Man, Hall needs to work out more.

Post match, Pac spray painted a body outline of Young in the middle of the ring. The crowd was yelling “Same Old Shit”, and they were most likely right.

Doug Williams defeated Shannon Moore in the X-Division Title Match

Shannon Moore is not my favorite light weight, and I’ve never been a big fan. However, he did manage to bring in some offense on a much better Doug Williams. Williams did some good stuff, and managed to save his title in this match against the relative new comer Moore. Williams used a foreign object then painted Moore’s face with some make up.

Matt Morgan & Hernandez defeated Beer Money

Beer Money was looking great as usual in this match up. Hernandez was isolated for the majority of this match up, and it was looking like a Matt Morgan heel turn was going to come down, but it didn’t manifest itself until later in the match. He started berating Hernandez with words, while Hernandez tried to take the majority of Beer Money’s offense.

Hernandez got tagged in and went flying, and Morgan threw Hernandez back into the ring, only to get sprayed in the face with beer! I thought this match was over at this point, but Hernandez was able to hit his finisher and get the three count for his team.

Post match Matt Morgan hit the Carbon Footprint on Hernandez. He then took both title belts.

Kurt Angle defeated Anderson

This match was a long drawn out battle between these two long feuding wrestlers. Anderson looked like he had problems getting Angle down, but eventually got rhythm and was hitting Angle with a lot of offense. Angle didn’t just lie down, he managed to battle through a lot of it, and eventually was looking to score the win, but couldn’t put away Anderson. A ref bump sent this match into an odd point, and Anderson was looking to capitalize but Kurt was able to hit a nice release German Suplex Anderson down. Anderson was then scraped across the face with the Warrior metal, busting Anderson open.

The match ended when the ref woke up and Angle caused Anderson to tap out. Angle’s win ends the feud doesn’t it? I don’t know. This match was sub-par, but it managed to get Anderson what he had coming.

Post match Anderson cut a promo, but it was worthless to me, because he lost and was a bloody mess. Why Kurt didn’t just walk away was weird to me. Kurt should’ve just not cared, cause he already beat Anderson.

Aj Styles vs Abyss No Contest

These two put on an ok match up. I’ve seen better out of both of these guys. Aj was his standard self, not really resembling Nature Boy at all, which was odd to me. Abyss hulked up eventually and this match took better shape, but it took a long time to get there. Ric Flair was on the ramp in a wheel chair and wasn’t too involved until towards the latter stages. Abyss hit the Blackhole Slam and he couldn’t get the win.

Flair got hit in the face with some sort of spray from Flair, and then threw the belt into the ring for Styles to use. Styles hit the Abyss with the belt and Hogan came out with a new ref.

Hogan then wheeled Flair out while the match started up again.

Towards the end of the match I realized two things.

1) AJ Styles Sucks. He doesn’t have that “IT” factor to be champion.
2) Abyss sucks, he’s just a mankind clone with a terrible gimmick right now.

While some of the fans cared, I just found this immensely boring. Maybe the Pope can make Aj Interesting.

Abyss threw AJ Styles through the ring and this match was stopped. It looked incredibly weak and stupid. This gimmick sucks and really shouldn’t be featured as the final moment of a ppv.

Post match Flair and Hogan started fighting Flair. Flair got sprayed in the face with his own spray, Chelsea got involved, Desmond Wolfe came down only to get sprayed in the face with something and then fell in the big hole in the ring.

What a terrible second half of the ppv. Screw this crap.

TNA’s DESTINATION X Sucked!

Monday, March 22, 2010

WWE Monday Night Raw 3/22/10 Results and Review

WWE Monday Night Raw 3/22/10 Results

John Morrison defeated The Miz
Kofi Kingston defeated Kozlov in a Money in the Bank Qualifying Match
Legacy & Sheamus defeated Randy Orton & Triple H
HBK defeated Kane
Michelle McCool, Maryse, & Layla defeated Gail Kim, Eve, and Beth Phoenix

WWE Monday Night Raw 3/22/10 Review

Shawn Michaels started the show and cut a random promo. A promo hit highlighting HBK’s career, and he called out Undertaker. He was then interrupted by Pete Rose and he made a match and he will fight in a pinfall only match against Kane.

John Morrison defeated The Miz

The former tag champs put on a nice opening match on Raw. I didn’t hate this one, and thought the two actually worked somewhat harder than usual. Morrison took a sick risk with a top rope sunset flip, before hitting Starship Pain on Miz. Miz loses cleanly after two great moves by Morrison. This match was better than expected, and it was quite good. Expect the tag team championships not to go anywhere.

Kofi Kingston defeated Kozlov in a Money in the Bank Qualifying Match

This wasn’t much of a match, it was ok at best. Kofi is a nice addition to mania.

Legacy & Sheamus defeated Randy Orton & Triple H

Sheamus did a number on the two former foes, but not before Orton looked like he was going to get the win. Sheamus hit his kick on Orton and easily pinned the Viper. Triple H and Orton barely worked as a team, and this match sucked.

Post match, Triple H threw out Sheamus from the ring.

Bret Hart gave a promo about beating McMahon, long drawn out, kind of boring at this point.

McMahon said that this Sunday, Hart is screwed.

HBK defeated Kane

Kane and HBk put on a halfway decent match, although, I wasn’t sure how much either man would give in this match. HBK had this match half-way done and the lights went out. Undertaker appeared and chokeslammed Michaels, ending the match? No.

Kane showed up and pinned HBK, but was able to kick out last second. Kane eventually lost to HBK after a super kick.

Michelle McCool, Maryse, & Layla defeated Gail Kim, Eve, and Beth Phoenix

Why do they even have these matches on television?

This was so lame. A very short, stupid match, the divas are stupid.

Batista came out and cut a heel promo. He’s been gold lately.

John Cena came out and was berated by a You Can’t Wrestle Chant.

This ending was stupid to me.

John Cena gave a sheepish good guy promo.

Batista and Cena fought each other and that was that.

Raw was ok at best.

Friday, March 19, 2010

WWE Friday Night Smackdown 3/19/10 Results and Review

WWE Friday Night Smackdown 3/19/10 Results

Dolph Ziggler & Jack Swagger defeated MVP & Matt Hardy
The Undertaker defeated Drew McIntyre
Luke Gallows defeated Rey Mysterio
John Morrison & R Truth defeated The Hart Dynasty
Tiffany & Beth Phoenix defeated Layla & Michelle McCool

WWE Friday Night Smackdown 3/19/10 Review

The show opened up as if someone died, but it was just a recap of last week’s opening segment.

Rey Mysterio got out and stated calling out Cm Punk. Rey wants a street fight at Wresltemania. Punk came out and cut another grand promo, and this match is starting to build into a powder keg of explosive animosity at Wrestlemania.

Dolph Ziggler & Jack Swagger defeated MVP & Matt Hardy

This match wasn’t much fun. It had some alright moments, but it was a tune up match for Ziggler & Swagger. Ziggler got the win with relative ease after pinning MVP. Hardy and Swagger didn’t do very much in this one, and it was Ziggler that made a name for himself.

Post match, Ziggler pulled out a huge ladder, and climbed up and took the money in the bank briefcase that was hanging in the middle of the ring.

Tiffany & Beth Phoenix defeated Layla & Michelle McCool

The divas put on an ok showing, nothing too crazy, just standard fair. This was standard fare, and nothing more. Beth Phoenix was left in the ring and Vickie Guerrero was trying to get an apology. Nothing crazy here, just another promo.

Edge and Jericho got into a little fight, and Jericho targeted Edge’s Achilles tendon, and then stood over home with the belt. This was your Cutting Edge segment.

John Morrison & R Truth defeated The Hart Dynasty

Anyone that says that the WWE isn’t burying The Hart Dynasty, should shut the up. The Hart Dynasty is the worst tag team in the WWE right now, simply because they lose every match and haven’t gone anywhere. Meanwhile, Cryme Tyme has their own segment! WORD UP! Hahah

Luke Gallows defeated Rey Mysterio

This match was half-way decent, but overall it was your standard big man vs little man match for Rey. Serena interfered and cost Rey the match, letting Gallows pin him. If Mysterio loses to punk at mania, he’ll have to join the straightedge society.

The Undertaker defeated Drew McIntyre

Drew finally gets what’s coming to him…getting buried. Literally.

This smackdown was a lot of hype and video packages. I’m tired. This show didn’t capture my imagination. I will be getting Wrestlemania…and if you want to help me pay for it please donate or something.

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

WWE NXT on SyFy 3/16/10 Results and Review

WWE NXT on SyFy 3/16/10 Results

Darren Young & Cm Punk defeated Justin Gabriel & Matt Hardy
The Great Khali defeated Daniel Bryan
Heath Slater defeated Michael Tarver
Wade Barrett defeated Skip Sheffield

WWE NXT on SyFy 3/16/10 Review

Darren Young & Cm Punk defeated Justin Gabriel & Matt Hardy

Justin Gabriel missing the 450 splash was great. Punk kept attacking Gabriel, which was good to see. Darren Young & Punk were doing great overall, but after winning the match, Punk knocked out Darren Young and left. I actually thought this match wasn’t half bad.

The Great Khali defeated Daniel Bryan

The Great Khali easily took care of Daniel Bryan, in a short match. I didn’t hate it.

Heath Slater defeated Michael Tarver

Not a terrible match, but not that great. I liked it. Tarver showed some nice aggression after the match, but he couldn’t win the match. I liked it.

Wade Barrett defeated Skip Sheffield

This was a slow moving, kind of boring match. But Jericho’s guy was standing tall, with approval from Jericho.

It was an ok show.

TNA Impact 3/15/10 Results and Review

TNA Impact 3/15/10 Results

Kurt Angle & The Pope defeated Mr. Anderson & Desmond Wolfe
The nasty Boys & Jimmy Hart defeated Team 3D w/ Brother Runt
Angelina Love vs Daffney no contest
Scott Hall defeated Kevin Nash 5 Minute 25,000 Dollar Match
Jeff Hardy defeated AJ Styles

TNA Impact 3/15/10 Review

TNA Impact opened up with a Hummer arriving. Abyss, Hogan, RVD, and Jeff Hardy showed up together, and are now at Impact! I smell 8 man tag coming.

The opening segment had Aj Styles and Ric Flair in ring cutting their heel promo. Flair cut himself wide open and I liked it, it made him look completely insane. Styles and Flair called out Hardy, and after coming down, Styles got in his face and called him a nobody. I liked this segment, not half bad. Hardy got the last laugh in this one.

The Nasty Boys took out Jesse Neal backstage.

The nasty Boys & Jimmy Hart defeated Team 3D w/ Brother Runt

Brother Runt is now in TNA!

This match was your standard match up that these guys could throw together. Jimmy Hart got involved at one point, but only minimally. This match sucked, to say the least. The Nasty Boys won this match up.

Post match Team 3D put Sags through a table. That was that.

Kurt Angle & The Pope defeated Mr. Anderson & Desmond Wolfe

This match wasn’t much of a match, it was somewhat short, and it featured some ok moments. Angle had most of this match in the bag, Pope got some good shots in, despite having a bad ankle. The Pope got a roll up, and it was ok at best. It’s funny that Pope can turn the ankle injury on and off.

Post match Angle got hit with Anderson’s finisher, and Anderson took Angle’s medal yet again. Anderson then busted Angle open with his own warrior medal.

The Pope and Desmond Wolfe fought each other to the back of the arena.

Angelina Love vs Daffney

This match was interesting, for a moment. Well, only to the extent that Angelina Love got thrown into the side of the ramp. Daffney is still hot to me…even if she was an honorary Beautiful People member. Angelina got beat up afterwards, and was saved by Tara. Tara hit everyone that moved and then hit her Widow’s Peak. This was a throwaway match and was relatively boring to me.

Hogan was in ring calling out Sting, and when Sting was down from the rafters, RVD jumped him! Hogan then was given Sting’s Bat and Hogan nearly killed Sting. Eric Bischoff came out and stopped Hogan from killing Sting.

Scott Hall defeated Kevin Nash 5 Minute 25,000 Dollar Match

I’ve already seen this match in WCW. It sucked then, it sucks now, and this was a boring match with Kevin Nash just hitting Hall with some big right hands.

This match was boring, Six Pac ran in and handcuffed Nash and beat him up with help from Hall. Then Erik Young came down, only to get beat up. This match was lame.

Beer Money defeated Hernandez w/ Special Guest Jeff Jarrett

Hernandez got into this match when Bischoff saw him talking to Jarrett about taking on Beer money. Hernandez put on an ok fight, but ended up losing after Beer Money hit the DWI.

This match was ok, it was short and I got tired of it fast. Beer Money are now heels? Whatever. Tna is sucking it up now.

Bischoff was going to cut Foley’s hair, but instead Foley gave Bischoff the mandible claw…lame. Bischoff then shaved Bischoffs hair…whatever.

Generation Me & The Motor City Machine Guns started brawling in ring. The x-division guys hit the ring, and it was ok.

However, when Kaz ran down to the ring with a ladder he nearly killed The Fallen Angel! I thought he killed himself. Red jumped off a ladder onto like 5 guys, it was good segment, although completely rushed.

Jeff Hardy defeated AJ Styles

Why they threw away this dream match on free tv is beyond me. Aj loses with a pinfall count by Abyss. This was a decent match, but nothing all THAT great. Hardy going over the champion makes Aj look like a crappy champ.

Post match, Abyss throws Ric Flair through the RAMP! That was cool.

Overall the show was weaker than last week. I’m tired.

Monday, March 15, 2010

WWE Monday Night Raw 3/15/10 Results and Review Stone Cold Raw

WWE Monday Night Raw 3/15/10 Results

Big Show defeated John Cena
Sheamus vs Evan Bourne no contest
HBK defeated Chris Jericho via count out
Triple H vs Randy Orton no contest
Batista defeated Kofi Kingston

WWE Monday Night Raw 3/15/10 Review

Here we go, live with the Rattlesnake!

Stone Cold came down and opened the show and it was rad to see him in ring drinking ice cold beers!

John Cena interrupted things and got a huge pop, it was insane.

Big Show defeated John Cena

The matches started fast, with Big Show fighting Cena and Big Show completely dominating. John Cena got a huge comeback but was distracted by batista, and got caught in a huge chokeslam by Big show. Big Show hit the knockout and it was the end for John Cena. An alright match, fast one, but he obviously could’ve won like he did when beat Show for the U.S. Title.

Sheamus vs Evan Bourne no contest

This match sucked. It wasn’t even a match. Sheamus dropped Evan Bourne and then got on the mic for no apparent reason. I didn’t care for it.

Maryse defeated Kelly Kelly

Another boring divas match, not even worth mentioning really.

Post match all the divas started fighting, with McCool & Layla coming to the aid of Maryse and most likely setting up a Wrestlemania match with all the divas.

HBK defeated Chris Jericho via countout

Jericho and Michaels put on a quality match for Raw. HBK was having a hard time against Jericho, as Jericho was one step ahead for most of the match up, however, HBK would go for a comeback and had this thing all but sewn up at various stages of the match. Jericho wasn’t just going down easily though, until he missed the Lionsault when HBK put his knees up. HBK looked like he had this thing easily won, but Jericho ran away.

Post match Jericho was attacked by Edge, and a huge SPEAR knocked out Jericho and got the crowd exploding.

Wresltemania got a new match signed tonight, it will be Randy Orton vs Ted Dibiase vs Cody Rhodes in a triple threat match.

Triple H vs Randy Orton no contest

This match wasn’t half bad, it was actually kind of going well until it sort of died. How? Legacy ran n and beat up Triple H and Orton. That was that. Through the match it was back and forth, and I liked it overall.

Post match Legacy continued to beat up Orton. Triple H got back in the ring and started to help Orton but Sheamus jumped in and hit a huge boot to the face.

Batista defeated Kofi Kingston

This match was all Kofi for a while, and Batista looked like he was having problems. After Kofi busted Batista’s face open with a nice looking kick, Batista got really mad and attacked viciously. He eventually knocked out Kofi and won! Batista wins an impressive match, even though he got busted wide open.

I hate contact signings. This was yet another contract signing, only this time Stone Cold was the moderator, or whatever. It was stupid to me. I don’t like this stuff….oh well.

It's official, Bret "the Hitman" Hart vs Vince McMahon in a no holds barred match will take place at Wrestlemania XVI!

I thought Stone Cold was going to have a better night as WWE Host. As Austin leaves he lets Bret show Vince that his leg is not broken at all!

Hart yells that VINCE SCREWED VINCE, then hits Mcmahon with Cast, and then gets thrown over the table.

McMahon was left in the middle of the ring and Hart leaves standing tall. It'll be nice to see this match.

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Saturday, March 13, 2010

WWE Friday Night Smackdown 3/12/10 Results and Review

WWE Friday Night Smackdown 3/12/10 Results

R Truth defeated The Miz
Drew McIntyre defeated Aaron Bolo
Big Show defeated John Morrison
Cryme Tyme vs The Hart Dynasty no contest
Tiffany defeated Michelle McCool via dq
Kane defeated Luke Gallows via dq

WWE Friday Night Smackdown 3/12/10 Review

Rey Mysterio came out with his family and Rey Mysterio was thanking the fans, only to have CM Punk appear on stage. Punk sang happy birthday to Mysterio’s daughter.

Punk taunted MYSTERIO on the mic and challenged him to a match, both at Wrestlemania and tonight. Punk kept egging on Rey in one of the most compelling moments in recent years. Punk is just getting more and more psychotic as time moves on.

The Miz came out and cut a promo, talking about how he can beat Truth etc etc…Daniel Bryan was at ringside.

R Truth defeated The Miz

Daniel Bryan cost the Miz this match up as The Miz was moving through a win with relative ease against Truth. Miz tried to cheat by putting his feet on the ropes, but Bryan pushed them off and Miz lost it. Truth hit the Lie Detector and got the three count. Truth is always fun to watch, Miz lost thanks to Bryan and Bryan is the one that is getting the rub off of his pro. I liked the way things turned out.

Drew McIntyre defeated Aaron Bolo

This was a squash match to get McIntyre into the Money in the Bank. It’s stupid to me since he already has the title.

Big Show defeated John Morrison

John Morrison put a valiant effort in this match up, but couldn’t over power the Big Show. Show got beat up for a few moments and eventually got the better of Morrison and pulled out a win.

Cryme Tyme vs The Hart Dynasty no contest

This was stupid. The match wasn’t much of a match at all, in fact it was terrible; the lights went out, Undertaker showed up and beat up everyone, for apparently no reason. I thought it was stupid, why even employ tag teams if you’re going to bury them like this? No pun intended.
Tiffany defeated Michelle McCool via dq

I guess the official decision was a disqualification? I don’t know. This match kind of sucked. Tiffany got beat up by McCool and her cronies.

Post match Beth Phoenix ran down and cleaned house, including hitting Vickie Guerrero.

Kane defeated Luke Gallows via dq

This match was a slow moving big man match and it looked like Kane could’ve won…but Punk interfered. Punk then buried KANE with ease with a nice GTS.

Post match Mysterio ran down and beat the crap out of Punk…I like the way they’re building this feud now.

The highlight reel was next and Jericho was upset at edge. Edge got punched in the face then beaten down by Jericho. Jericho laid out Edge with the world title and then mocked him.

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

WWE NXT on SyFy 3/9/10 Results and Review

WWE NXT on SyFy 3/9/10 Results

R Truth & Otunga defeated The Miz & Daniel Bryan
Heath Slater defeated Carlito

WWE NXT on SyFy 3/9/10 Review

Here we go, another show to talk about.

R Truth & Otunga defeated The Miz & Daniel Bryan

Truth and Otunga were fighting with ease, and Miz & Bryan were just not a unit. Eventually Bryan and Miz got rolling, and the two started to work as a unit. The Miz was shocked to have Daniel Blind Tag himself in, but it worked out well. Otunga got thrown into a heel hook on Otunga, dead center of the ring, and it looked like he was ready to tap, but Miz blind tagged his way in and slapped Bryan. The two started fighting, and Truth came in with a nice heel kick to get Otunga to pin the Miz after his finisher, and that was that! The Miz gets pinned by Otunga, Bryan gets mad, the two are headed for a collision course.

Daniel Bryan and The Miz went to a war of words in the back. Bryan slapped him in the face.

Michael Cole turned heel yet again.

Heath Slater defeated Carlito

Carlito was getting some major hits against Slater, but Slater wasn’t just laying down. Carlito had this thing sewn up several times, but Slater managed to reversed a roll up and surprised Carlito for the quick pinfall win.

MY dvr cut out the last match…cause it sucks.

Visit WWE.com for the finish.

Tna Impact 3/8/10 Results and Review

Tna Impact 3/8/10 Results

Hulk Hogan & Abyss vs Aj Styles & Ric Flair (no contest)
Doug Williams defeated Kazarian and Christopher Daniels in a triple threat x-division title match
The Beautiful People (Velvet Sky and Madison Rayne) defeated Taylor Wilde & Sarita and Tara & Angelina Love in the women’s tag title match
RVD defeated Sting
Erik Young defeated Six Pac
Beer Money defeated Jeff Jarret with special guest referee Mick Foley
Hulk Hogan & Abyss defeated Ric Flair & Aj Styles in a no dq match

Tna Impact 3/8/10 Review

TNA has a new theme and entrance, which reminds me of the Attitude era or Thunder opening. Overall it’s nice to see them change things up a little, with this live edition of Impact.

There was a lot of hype regarding the first five minutes of TNA, but the first five only really had Hogan and Abyss in ring. The crowd was going nuts for TNA, chanting TNA loudly, causing Hogan to have to weight a little longer to talk about. Hogan then cut a promo, which bored me…cause I’m tired.

The first match was none other than the hyped match up that was advertised all week. The main event was actually the first event, which seemed odd to me.

Hulk Hogan & Abyss vs Aj Styles & Ric Flair

This match was interesting as Hogan and Abyss were getting pummeled with relative ease, the lights went out and I hated this crap. STING showed up in the ring and protected Hogan and Abyss? This seemed like WCW crap to me, not change or anything!

But then Sting attacked HOGAN AND ABYSS! The swerve! I can’t believe I got swerved! Aj Styles grabbed a chair and nearly killed Abyss with it, and then Flair hit Hogan in the skull with a chair, busting him wide open! Sting left the ring and let Styles and Flair beat the crap out of Abyss and Hogan. I had mixed feelings about this.

On one hand, I don’t mind, on the other hand, this is just the same style of booking that made WCW famous at times.

Hogan changed the rules and added a NO DQ clause, so that there would be a winner no matter what.

The match didn’t continue, and the cameras were sent backstage to follow Sting. Sting choked out Dixie and said “I OWE YOU NOTHING” and it was just awkward.

Then quick cut to Flair and Styles getting interviewed.

Brooke Hogan & Hogan’s girlfriend were backstage, and it was sad.

Kaz was in ring and cut a stupid promo. That dude sucks. Kaz was interrupted by Christopher Daniels, and he said that he was going to lead TNA into battle. However, Daniels got buried a few weeks ago so I didn’t care about this at all.

Doug Williams interrupted, and walked down the ring, and cut a random promo against the two idiots in ring. Eric Bischoff made a triple threat match for the X-Division title match and it started immediately.

Doug Williams defeated Kazarian and Christopher Daniels in a triple threat x-division title match

This impromptu match started sloppy, but started to move forward quickly. Williams was most impressive to me, while Daniels and Kazarian seemed a bit off for some reason. Kazarian nearly killed himself with a huge flip over the top rope onto his opponents. I’m surprised he didn’t hit his legs on the guard rails, it was really close! Kazarians top rope double dropkick was a great spot in this one, and I was surprised the match went on for this long. Doug William’s Chaos Theory Suplex was the most impressive finish I’ve seen in a long time. He managed to get the pinfall and win this triple threat match.

Post match Shannon Moore ran down and attacked Doug Williams, and looked to have surprised Williams with relative ease.

Bischoff announced that Shannon Moore would fight Doug Williams at the ppv for the title.

Dixie Carter forced Sting to fight later on tonight, but it was for a mystery opponent…oooooh…..awwwww….who could it be?

The Beautiful People (Velvet Sky and Madison Rayne) defeated Taylor Wilde & Sarita and Tara & Angelina Love in the women’s tag title match

TNA stripped the belts from Hamada and Kong since they couldn’t defend the title in 30 days…or because Kong quit.

This match wasn’t half bad at all, it had some good moments, but out of the blue Daffney ran in and hit Tara with the Women’s title belt and caused The Beautiful People to win the titles.

Daffney was wearing this amazing corset of source that really had me going for a few seconds….nevermind.

Backstage Desmond Wolfe attacked the pope, hitting him with a chain on the injured ankle.

RVD defeated Sting

ROB VAN DAM showed up to TNA and literally just killed Sting. A top rope kick to the head and a quick move and he pinned Sting 1-2-3.

Post match Sting fought off RVD with a baseball bat. Then just left the ring. Way to debut huh? Stupid. Way to kill the momentum.

Hogan came out bloodied, and was charging to the ring to fight Sting, but a ton of security held him back. Meanwhile, Sting hit RVD with the bat, then hit Hogan with the bat.

What a terrible night for Hogan.

Kevin Nash & Erik Young will face Hall & Waltman at Destination X. If Waltman and Hall beat Nash and Young they get a contract! I smell a Nash heel turn…we’ll see.

Erik Young defeated Six Pac

These two light weights battled it out in an impromptu match up and it wasn’t half b ad. I was actually impressed with Pac’s flexibility and speed. Young was definitely hanging in there toe to toe, and the two put on a cool match. Young hit a nice Piledriver and won the match. This was fast, but I liked it.

The US Army surrounded the Impact Zone and Kurt Angle called out Mr. Anderson. Anderson was backstage and Angle immediately dragged him to the ring, and the two brawled in ring. Anderson tried to leave but was stopped by U.S. Army! This segment was gold, and Angle threw Anderson back in the ring! Angle was then tossed out to the ring and was beaten up by the ARMY! I kid you not! The Army was like Lumberjacks and they were getting them some Anderson! I liked this! SOLID! Anderson was getting worked over by both Angle and the recruits, and the impact zone was going completely ballistic! I was going Ballistic on the couch, cheering on Angle, which is rare for me. Angle hit an Angle slam and left Anderson in the middle of the ring, beaten and nearly bloodied! This segment was gold!

The Army ran inside and lifted Angle on their back! This was amazing, great segment. TNA DID SOMETHING RIGHT!

Beer Money defeated Jeff Jarret with special guest referee Mick Foley

Mick Foley stopped a backstage brawl, and Double J was getting worked over huge. This was just a glorified beat down. Storm and Roode punished Jarret with everything but the kitchen sink, but Jeff did manage to get a few shots. Jarrett got a comeback going and looked like he could take on the former tag champions. Jarret was about to use the barbed wire bat on beer Money but a new ref ran down and stopped it. Beer Money then hit hard and beat Jarrett. Double J's burial continues, and I'm not sure if he'll ever rise up the ranks.

Backstage Brooke Hogan was on screen talking to Hogan. Hogan promises his daughter that this will be his last match ever.

Hulk Hogan & Abyss defeated Ric Flair & Aj Styles in a no dq match

This match was restarted under NO DQ rules, and was a really good ending in my view to a halfway decent show. Flair was busted open big, and he was bleeding a river. This is kind of sad, but heck, what are you gonna do? Hogan was pummeling flair's face with right hands, and just killing him.

Here's a random thought. If it's no dq why did Abyss and Styles not interfere with Hogan literally killing Ric Flair?

Styles got the hot tag and fought Hogan. Brooke Hogan kept showing up on camera and was acting as though this was real.

The match broke down with Abyss hitting his finisher, Hogan hitting a leg drop, and Abyss getting a black hole slam on Styles for the win. He'll face Styles for the title at Destination X.

Post match, Desmond Wolfe came down and attacked with a chair. However, out came The Pope for the save. Wolfe was cleaning house, but got chop blocked by Aj Styles. This prompted Jeff hardy to run down to the ring and hit anyone that was still moving. He hit Wolfe with a great finisher then the Twist of Fate and the crowd went nuts! The feed cut out as Hardy was flying through the air on the bad guys.

FINAL THOUGHTS!!!!

Overall I liked TNA better than Raw. I can't believe they actually put together a good show. There were less skits, more wrestling, and stuff I actually cared about.

Monday, March 8, 2010

WWE Monday Night Raw 3/810 Results and Review

WWE Monday Night Raw 3/8/10 Results

Eve, Gail Kim, and Kelly Kelly defeated Alicia Fox, Maryse, and Katie Lea
R Truth & John Morrison vs. Miz Show
Ted Dibiase & Cody Rhodes defeated Randy Orton
Evan Bourne defeated William Regal in a money in the bank qualifying match
Mr. McMahon defeated John Cena in a handicap gauntlet match

WWE Monday Night Raw 3/8/10 Review

The Undertaker opened the show, as the Monday Night Wars started! Just a quick note, I’ll be reviewing TNA tomorrow, so stick around.

The Undertaker came to Raw to start talking about Shawn Michaels. HBK interrupted the Taker and came down to the ring, looking determined as ever. HBK proposed that the match be NO DQ and NO COUNTOUT and that the only way to win will be Pinfall or Submission! Undertaker accepts!

I wish I could’ve fast forwarded the show…sometimes I hate watching live wrestling. Michael Cole annoys me, even after all these years.

Eve, Gail Kim, and Kelly Kelly defeated Alicia Fox, Maryse, and Katie Lea

I saw the Smackdown Divas compete, and they were amazing. These girls? Not that great, despite the fact that there are a couple in ring that can actually work quite well. Alicia Fox is still employed? Katie Lea is still around? This match was your standard six man tag match with Gail Kim looking like she is on her way to another title shot, but other than her, this match was a throwaway contest. At least it wasn’t that short. Eve got the submission with an arm bar.

R Truth & John Morrison vs. Miz Show

This match broke down fast and the teams ended up fighting outside. The ref through the match out, and that was that.

There was a lot of backstage segments at this point, and I was tired…and eating, when I returned nothing had happened yet.

Ted Dibiase & Cody Rhodes defeated Randy Orton

Orton attacked his former friends at the ramp, and we got a commercial break. Orton was a victim to the numbers game early on, and he was fighting uphill to stay alive, but managed to get a few good hits. Orton had this thing nearly sewn up but Cody Rhodes and Dibiase wouldn’t die, and kept fighting! Orton got hit with Dream Street! Dibiase then pinned Orton clean! Orton beaten clean! Wow!

I liked this match and I liked the ending, Orton losing the numbers game is classic to me.

Post match Rhodes hit Crossroads and the two former Legacy members posed over a fallen Randy Orton.

Triple H gave some random speech, and brought out Sheamus. Sheamus looked scared. Sheamus got beat up fast, but came back to fight Triple H. The two will most likely fight it out at Wrestlemania, much to my dismay.

Evan Bourne defeated William Regal in a money in the bank qualifying match

This was a fast match, and it had Evan Bourne easily knocking off William Regal. He is now going to the money in the bank ladder match at Wrestlemania. Should be interesting to see what happens.

Mr. McMahon defeated John Cena in a handicap gauntlet match

John Cena had to run through several people in a “Handicap” Gauntlet match. First up was Kozlov and gave Cena a beat down before tagging McMahon.

McMahon called out Drew McIntyre, and he started to beat up Cena upon running down the ramp. Drew hit his finisher, then tagged in McMahon, and Mcmahon went for another pin, only to get a kick out at two.

McMahon then called out participant number 3, which was none other than Jack Swagger! Swagger started beating down Cena, and McMahon was cheering on. After the commercial break, Swagger was getting PWNED! Swagger turned it around and looked like he had Cena's number. Mcmahon once again tagged in, and couldn't pick up the pin. Cena just kept kicking out. He called out the next guy, it was Mark Henry.

Mark Henry came down to the ring, and was conflicted about beating up Cena. He got Cena to his feet then hit the world's strongest slam, and immediately tagged in McMahon, who tried to get the pin. Once again Cena kicked out.

McMahon changed the rules to make it a No Disqualification match! He then grabbed the bell, and was ready to fight, but was thwarted by Mark Henry. Henry was called to hit Cena with the bell, but didn't manage to do it, only to get Speared. Batista came down and speared Henry, and looked like he was going to take out Cena, but down came Kofi Kingston! Kingston got Batista Bombed out of the ring, and McMahon and Batista tried to fight Cena...and it was interesting to note...Cena finally got his hands on McMahon! Batista speared Cena, and McMahon pounced, but before it was done Cena got hit with a Batista Bomb! McMahon then pinned Cena and won! McMahon defeats CENA!

Overall, this Raw wasn't half bad. I liked how it finished, and I liked how McMahon & Batista are forming a good union. This will most likely set up a Cena win at Wrestlemania, but I haven't seen a stronger Heel out of Batista in a long time. I love how he is being portrayed right now as a top guy, and I'm buying it for sure!

I haven't liked Raw in a long time, but tonight it was actually kind of good. My faith is somewhat restored now. Stay tuned for the TNA report, most likely tomorrow morning.

Sunday, March 7, 2010

The Road To Wrestlemania Pullman Washington House Show Report

The Road To Wrestlemania Tour
House Show Report
Pullman, Washington
3/6/10

Floor - Row 2

Last night I went to the Road to Wrestlemania house show in Pullman, Washington. It is 8 miles away from where I live. The event was held at the Beasley Coliseum, home to Washington State University's basketball team.

The first thing to note is that the building was less than 1/2 empty! The WWE could not even draw 1/2 the building. The whole upper deck was empty, there were plenty of mid-level seats, floor seats, and seats available all over. This was the emptiest arena I've ever seen WWE at.

I've been to ppv, house shows, and special events in Los Angeles, Seattle, and Arizona, and NEVER seen an empty house like this. Not even when WCW ran house shows. This was just embarrassing.

The matches and results are a little fuzzy but this is how I remember it this morning:

R Truth defeated Dolph Ziggler

Not a terrible match, but not exactly a ppv quality one. Truth in person is way over and he is really a class act entertainer. Ziggler is amazing in person, he gets heat just by looking at someone. Not half bad. The match wasn't great, but hey, it was the opener.

The Great Khali defeated Mike Knox

Mike Knox was supposed to be a huge monster, right? He got punked out by Khali at every turn. He played the "scared" jobbber here, and Khali just buried him with ease. Khali in person is amazing, he's huge, literally huge. Although, he looks sluggish and injured, I'm not sure if he can handle the wrestling world much longer, that's for sure.

Goldust defeated Tyler Reks (or Luke Gallows, i don't remember)

I can't remember who Goldust faced, but it was either Tyler Reks or Gallows. The match was forgettable, and Goldust seems great overall. I hope he gets a push soon, he looks to be in shape and ready to run one more time.

note: Serena in person is beautiful. I don't know what it is, but she's hot in person. At least when second row, and an arms reach away from her...wow...she just looks nice.

The Hart Dynasty defeated Jimmy Wang Yang & Jesse

This match brought out Natalya. She's hot and interactive in person. I kid you not. The match was ok, and the Hart Dynsaty got the win. They got a lot of crowd reaction but it was Natalya working us that had the crowd going. It's a shame that the Hart Dynasty can't get a rub thanks to Bret being back, but whatever.

At the end of the match, DH Smith said "SORRY ABOUT YOUR DAMN LUCK" just like Beer Money!

Tiffany & Beth Phoenix defeated Natalya & Layla

I don't know what it is but Layla is hot to me in person. She kept playing with the front row and us and wasn't as "heel" as she should've been. The Glamazon in person is amazing. She can really wrestle. Tiffany got beat up good in this match and she had a lot of bruises because of it.

Kane vs Drew McIntyre double count out

No one in the building liked McIntyre, and perhaps that's why he's the champion. He was getting heckled, booed, and yelled at all throughout this match. Kane and him wrestled a mediocre match which saw Kane legit hurt his arm.

Ezekiel Jackson defeated Matt Hardy

Matt Hardy is hit or miss. He's fat. Face it. In person he has a major belly and he doesn't seem that into his role. Jackson was great, he can really react well to the live crowd and he actually wrestled a decent match. Hardy on the other hand was just going through the motions and really looked tired out there. Jackson won with relative ease, but it wasn't a complete squash.

After the match Hardy came up to the front where I was and was getting heckled like crazy, he then told some kid to shut up and that it was fans like them that made him a million dollar man. He then kissed a baby in the front row and went backstage.

The Main even was great overall.

Chris Jericho defeated Cm Punk, Rey Mysterio, and Edge in a Fatal Fourway Match

This was a great match. Each wrestler got different reactions, but none worst than Punk. He got the crap heckled out of him and people were nearly punching him. I threw up my straightedge sign and he acknowledged me as a true believer! The rest though, were practically throwing drinks on him.

Jericho got the worst reaction. People were screaming at the top of their lungs in hatred of Jericho. Jericho got on the mic and called Pullman PILLMAN and that got people really mad.

Mysterio and Edge got good pops, but not nearly as loud as people heckling Punk and Jericho.

This match saw Jericho & Punk teaming up to battle the faces, even though it was a fatal fourway. Mysterio nearly had this won with a sick 619, but when he went for the West Coast Pop he got caught by a waiting Punk who hit a nasty GTS and nearly broke Mysterio's nose, but then was speared by Edge, who then got hit by Jericho for the win.

Jericho's win got the crowd nearly throwing trash in the ring. Afterwards Edge and Mysterio attacked and shook hands.

Tony Chimmel got heckled and he said thanks, and that was that.

Overall the night was fun. Second row seats are amazing! The house show was great for me. Even though there was less than 1/3 of the building filled. It's a sad state when the WWE can't draw.

I didn't hate anything on the show, and had to drool a little for the divas. They aren't as ugly as on tv, and boy, when given time they can really wrestle...I never thought I'd say that.

Friday, March 5, 2010

WWE Friday Night Smackdown 3/6/10 Results and Review

WWE Friday Night Smackdown 3/6/10 Results

Matt Hardy defeated Drew McIntyre
Shelton Benjamin defeated Dolph Ziggler
Ezekiel defeated Jimmy Wang Yang
Rey Mysterio defeated Luke Gallows
John Morrison & R Truth defeated The Hart Dynasty, and Cryme Tyme
Edge defeated Big Show

WWE Friday Night Smackdown 3/6/10 Review

The show opened up with Edge and the Big show trading verbal blows, before Edge threw the Big Show over the top rope.

Backstage Drew McIntyre got his loss expunged from the record. So he never lost. He’ll face Matt Hardy in a money in the bank qualifying match later tonight.

Matt Hardy defeated Drew McIntyre

Matt Hardy has this match going completely his way, he had Drew down and out for the most part. Hardy kept pushing and looking for ways to win, but couldn’t put away the champ until a few pin reversals got him the win! Drew McIntyre loses to Matt Hardy clean, without the twist of fate or anything. He’ll go to Money in the Bank.

Shelton Benjamin defeated Dolph Ziggler

Ziggler wrestled his normal match up, and he wasn’t getting Benjamin off his game. Shelton really muscled through and hit Paydirt, winning this match up. Dolph went for his finisher, but just didn’t have enough to land it.

Ezekiel defeated Jimmy Wang Yang

I’m not sure why Yang is still employed. Ezekiel completely buries Yang, it wasn’t even close.

Rey Mysterio defeated Luke Gallows

Gallows had this match in the bag, hitting Rey with major hits left and right. Hitting him with the lumber, but Mysterio was bound for a comeback. Gallows went for a powerbomb but couldn’t get it, and Mysterio got the win with a nice pin.

Post match Punk couldn’t hit the GTS.

John Morrison & R Truth defeated The Hart Dynasty, and Cryme Tyme

This match could’ve been amazing, instead it was slow, boring and boring. I got tired, I didn’t pay as much attention, and saw that Truth got the pin. I saw on his twitter before the match up that this was going to happen. Lame.

Edge defeated Big Show

Edge has been wrestling quite a lot lately. Interesting to see him wrestle the Big Show. Not a bad match, but Show losing seemed odd to me. Afterward Edge hit Chris Jericho with a spear.

Thursday, March 4, 2010

TNA Impact 4/4/10 Results and Review

TNA Impact 4/4/10 Results

Beer Money defeated The Motor City Machine Guns, Generation Me, and Hernandez & Matt Morgan
Sean Morley defeated Jeff Jarrett in a falls count anywhere match
Big Rob defeated Doug Williams
Jeff Jarrett defeated Tomko
Aj Styles defeated Abyss, The Pope, Desmond Wolfe

TNA Impact 4/410 Review

Ric Flair and Aj is out and wants to talk to Hogan and Abyss. It was all calm and just normal, I guess.

Backstage Desmond Wolfe was interviewed and his girl Chelsea was there. I think they are trying to link Soccer to TNA, just sayin.

Jeff Jarrett is now the bathroom clean up guy.

Beer Money defeated The Motor City Machine Guns, Generation Me, and Hernandez & Matt Morgan

This match had a bunch of good spots early on, however this thing broke down with the champions getting messed up, and losing with a roll up of sorts. I didn’t like it. Three minutes of wrestling..seriously? This match sucked.

Backstage Double J was mopping the men’s room.

Sean Morley defeated Jeff Jarrett in a falls count anywhere match

Morley immediately attacked double J in the bathroom while he was mopping. This match never left the bathroom, and it sucked. Morley wins…boring.

The pope cut a promo worse than any Warrior promo…meaning I had no idea what he was saying.

Big Rob defeated Doug Williams

This match was fast and easy, Big Rob easily handled Doug Williams. It was terrible.

More with Mick Foley and etiquette, it was terrible.

Mr. Anderson came down dressed as Kurt Angle came down to the ring and made fun of him ala WWF attitude era.

Backstage the Beautiful People were fighting in the weakest street fight I’ve ever seen. It was dumb.

Angelina Love called out Velvet Sky to the ring, and the two started to brawl overall. It was boring to me. The Beautiful People came out for the save. Funny that there was no security stopping this.

Jeff Jarrett defeated Tomko

A terrible match with Jarrett winning with a sunset flip; I’m sick of Double J.

Aj Styles defeated Abyss, The Pope, Desmond Wolfe

This match was lame. It was short and it didn’t feature much of a fight between the four men. The Pope was targeted and with help from Flair and a chair, the Pope was knocked out. He was in the figure four for a long time and the ref called the match. This sucked.

Post match, Desmond Wolfe and Styles beat up the Pope. Ric Flair got the Barbed Wire Baseball bat from under the ring and hit Abyss with it. This was kind of cool…I guess.

Hogan came out to drop all the heels…and Flair got busted wide open…man this is stupid.

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

WWE NXT on SYFY 3/2/10 Results and Review

WWE NXT on SYFY 3/2/10 Results

Darren Young defeated David Otunga
Matt Hardy & Justin Gabriel defeated Skip Sheffield & William Regal
Wade Barrett defeated Daniel Bryan

WWE NXT on SYFY 3/2/10 Review

Here we go again, another WWE Show, I’m tired.

Darren Young defeated David Otunga

This match was starting to bore me. Black John Cena doesn’t do it for me, I’m sorry. This match was longer than their first meeting and Darren Young won this thing. He had some decent offense, but nothing good overall.

CM Punk helped Young win, which was rad. I liked that. Punk doesn’t like Young yet he helped out…or did he?

Post match, Otunga pushed R Truth and it looked like he was upset. I didn’t like the match at all. I thought it was forced and slow.

Backstage The Miz and Daniel Bryan were talking. The Miz was demanding respect. Wade Barrett will wrestle Daniel Bryan next.

Otunga got in a fight with R Truth backstage, but R Truth was getting pwned! I liked that segment.

Wade Barrett defeated Daniel Bryan

Bryan was impressive here, but slipped on the top rope and got beat up by Barrett. Barrett rolled through bryan

Post match Jericho hit Bryan with the Walls of Jericho.

Bryan is getting hazed like crazy, most likely for his extensive experience. They are really putting him through the ringer. I truly believe they are doing this cause he can handle it.

Matt Hardy & Justin Gabriel defeated Skip Sheffield & William Regal

Skip Sheffield is just odd, he’s kind of entertaining, but he needs different tights and a more controlled gimmick, ala Stone Cold. Regal really hit Gabriel hard, and this match wasn’t half bad. Regal was definitely in there looking the best of the four in my book. Matt Hardy is still fat, but he did alright for himself too. Gabriel hit a huge high flying move and won this match up for his team. Not a half bad move, to say the least.

This night’s NXT had some good stuff, nothing too crazy, but enough to check out some good wrestling. Gabriels 450 was better than Juvi’s.

Monday, March 1, 2010

WWE Monday Night Raw 3/1/10 Results and Review

WWE Monday Night Raw 3/1/10 Results

Randy Orton defeated Ted Dibiase via disqualification
Jack Swagger defeated Santino
MVP defeated Zack Ryder
Eve beat Maryse, Alicia Fox ,Jillian,Gail Kim, and Kelly Kelly
Big Show & The Miz defeated Dx

WWE Monday Night Raw 3/1/10 Review

Shawn Michaels opened up the show, in street clothes coming down to ringside. HBK cut a promo asking for someone to come out and say he couldn’t beat the undertaker, and that’s when Triple H’s music hit. HBK and Triple H talk about random crap including Dx getting their rematch for the Tag Team Titles tonight on Raw.

Triple H goes on to say that Undertaker’s streak is going to end and that HBK will do it.

Cheech and Chong did a sketch, more like Chong did a sketch with Hornswoggle…it was dumb.

Randy Orton defeated Ted Dibiase via disqualification

Randy Orton was struggling throughout this match up. Ted Dibiase was fighting like he was on ppv, and Orton was taking every hit, until he got really excited and was ready to hit the RKO. Cody Rhodes came down and interfered in the match up, leaving Rhodes and Dibiase to fight off Orton. The two teamed up leaving Orton to fight off both men at the same time. Orton got the better of the exchange getting both men to leave the ring.

Jack Swagger defeated Santino

Santino has the best shirt in the WWE right now. I wish I had money.

This was a squash match. Santino went from being Intercontinental Champion at one point…I think….to now what? Nothing.

John Cena cut a promo, and the crowd was insane. I didn’t care for it, but he called out Batista. Mind you, this is the top of the first hour and only two matches have occurred. Batista’s music hit and man did he get a nice reception too. Batista rolled out with a ton of security guards for what seems like no apparent reason.

MVP defeated Zack Ryder

MVP squashes Zack Ryder completely. Not even a fair match. Ryder buried, and fired if You ask me.

Eve beat Maryse, Alicia Fox ,Jillian,Gail Kim, and Kelly Kelly

This was stupid. A pillow fight. I don’t know what else to say about it. Eve wins and that was that.

At this point in the night I got tired of this but kept pegging along.

Bret Hart and Vince had a nice little promo of random crap. They did their thing, I was bored, looking forward to getting some grub.

Big Show & The Miz defeated Dx

Show started by trying to manhandle HBK and he was doing it well as Michaels was bumping like a champ. This match was going well and wasn’t half bad, but then Undertaker showed up on the big screen, Miz rolled up HBK and wins the match. So lame. What a load of suck.

Post match, Sheamus ran out and beat up Triple H as HBK ran back to the backstage area crying like a little idiot.

Final thoughts:

This night of wrestling was very forgettable to me.

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