Wednesday, April 28, 2010

WWE NXT 4/27/10 Results and Review

WWE NXT 4/27/10 Results

Darren Young defeated Michael Tarver
Skip Sheffield defeated Daniel Bryan
Chris Jericho & Wade Barrett defeated Christian & Heath Slater

WWE NXT 4/27/10 Review

I’m so sick of the NXT rookies, and this show altogether.

The Rookies had to sell programs, and Skip Sheffield tried to sell programs to people, and it was lame.

Chris Jericho & Wade Barrett defeated Christian & Heath Slater

This match was quick and showcased both sides relatively well. I liked it overall, and this time around Jericho got the pin over Slater, in a bit of revenge.

Michael Cole called Daniel Bryan a tool.

Daniel Bryan instead of selling programs, gave them all away

Darren Young defeated Michael Tarver

This match was interesting to note, it had Tarver putting some good effort against Young, but before Tarver could get this win, Darren Young got the pinfall with help from Sarena and Luke Gallows.

Post match, Luke Gallows acted like he didn’t care about Young, yet he interfered in the match…looks interesting to me.

David Otunga is going to try and sell programs.

Otunga hired some kids to sell the programs for him, in an interesting move.

Heath Slater tried to sell programs. Otunga was in the lead.

Skip Sheffield defeated Daniel Bryan

Skip Sheffield was scheduled to wrestle against The Miz, but instead forced Daniel Bryan wrestle Skip. The match was interesting with Bryan battling through a lot of the early goings of the match, and at one point it looked like Bryan had this match won. However, Sheffield caught his wind and eventually knocked Bryan out and it was the end of this match.

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

WWE Monday Night Raw 4/26/10 Results and Review

WWE Monday Night Raw 4/26/10 Results

The Hart Dynasty defeated The Miz and The Big Show to win the World Tag Team Championships
Michelle McCool & Layla defeated Eve Torres & Maryse
Cm Punk defeated Evan Bourne
Rey Mysterio, R Truth, Kane, Drew McIntyre , big Shad, Mark Henry, Santino, Ted Dibiase, Yoshi Tatsu,and MVP competed in a Battle Royal
Chris Jericho defeated Christian
Jack Swagger defeated John Morrison
Hornswoggle defeated Dolph Ziggler via countout
Batista defeated Sheamus and Randy Orton in a triple threat #1 contenders match

The Draft picks were:

Kelly Kelly was drafted to Smackdown.
The Big Show was drafted to Smackdown
John Morrison was drafted to Raw
R Truth was drafted to Raw
Edge was drafted to Raw
Kofi Kingston was drafted to Smackdown
Christian was drafted to Smackdown
Chris Jericho was drafted to Raw

WWE Monday Night Raw 4/26/10 Review

The Hart Dynasty defeated The Miz and The Big Show to win the World Tag Team Championships

Bret Hart and the Hart Dynasty made this match interesting to say the least. Miz and Big show tried cheating their way to a win but Bret was there to stop it each time. Meanwhile, the dynasty worked like a well oiled machine and finally got the tag titles with help from Bret Hart!

Post match, The Big show punched out The Miz.

Michelle McCool & Layla defeated Eve Torres & Maryse

This match sucked. I hated it, the divas division has the worst women’s wrestling I’ve ever seen.

Kelly Kelly was drafted to Smackdown.

Cm Punk defeated Evan Bourne

Punk and Bourne battled in a halfway decent match, but as Evan Bourne was climbing the ropes, a masked man came in and interrupted things and that allowed Punk to hit the GTS to win the match!

The Big Show was drafted to Smackdown

Sheamus cut a promo, and it was dumb, I can’t stand Sheamus.

Randy Orton interrupted and things were looking interesting indeed.

They two were about to argue, but out came John Cena to break them up.
I don’t know what happened here, because I was too tired to pay attention, but both Orton and Sheamus were about to kill each other, but couldn’t quite hit, and that made the crowd jump, that’s for sure.

Rey Mysterio, R Truth, Kane, Drew McIntyre , big Shad, Mark Henry, Santino, Ted Dibiase, Yoshi Tatsu,and MVP competed in a Battle Royal

This battle royal concept was to see who would get the next draft picks, and it wasn’t half bad. Santino was definitely the highlight of the show as he stepped up as a leader, at least in the ongoing. I wish I had Santino’s job, just get jobbed out and be funny occasionally, to get six figures!? I wish.

Despite some close tosses, Ted Dibiase and Santino won the match up for Raw.

Santino got dream street on him for his troubles, and this wasn’t half bad.

John Morrison was drafted to Raw
R Truth was drafted to Raw
Edge was drafted to Raw

Chris Jericho got on the mic and was called out Heath Slater before Christian showed.

Chris Jericho defeated Christian

This match was really good, and near ppv quality. Jericho nearly lost a few times, but was able to conquer Christian in this match up with an amazing Code Breaker. Christian came off the top rope and was hit with a huge Code Breaker, Jericho can go, I just don’t like how he’s booked sometimes.

Post match Heath Slater got a code breaker for his troubles.

Kofi Kingston was drafted to Smackdown

Jack Swagger defeated John Morrison

In a rematch from Smackdown, Jack Swagger fought John Morrison in a good overall match up. Morrison put up some good moves, but unfortunately, this time, Swagger beat Morrison, which is finally the way Swagger should be booked.

Christian was drafted to Smackdown

Hornswoggle defeated Dolph Ziggler via countout

This match was stupid. There’s no reason for this.

Chris Jericho was drafted to Raw

Batista defeated Sheamus and Randy Orton in a triple threat #1 contenders match

This match was quite good, and it had a lot of close calls. However, despite some great moves from both Orton and Sheamus, things went south. Edge ran in and speared Randy Orton for apparently no reason, and Batista was able to crawl over and get a hand on Orton to get the three count!

Batista is now the #1 contender to John Cena’s title…again…..

Overall not a bad show, but then again, not a great show either.

TNA Impact 4/26/10 Results and Review

TNA Impact 4/26/10 Results

Ric Flair defeated Abyss
Abyss defeated Ric Flair
Matt Morgan & Jesse Neal vs Team 3D no contest
Sting & Aj Styles defeated Jeff Hardy & Double J in a Falls Count Anywhere Match
Madison Rayne defeated Angelina Love and Tara in a Knockouts Title Triple Threat Match
Kazarian defeated Shannon Moore

TNA Impact 4/26/10 Review

The TNA finally does something good, a recap of RVD’s journey to the TNA World Championship from last week with some good overall music. I liked it, but I’m not so sure about the rest of the show.

Hogan started the show in ring and gave some speech, and it wasn’t half bad, and he introduced MR. TNA Rob Van Dam and the crowd was going nuts…which is a nice change of pace.

Madison Rayne defeated Angelina Love and Tara in a Knockouts Title Triple Threat Match

This match was scary. There were some poorly taken bumps, and it just looked painful to me. Despite the women getting a little bit of time, the match just seemed forced, and not even Tara could carry the weight. This match ended with a roll up, and it wasn’t even that good.

Post match, Tara fought off Angelina Love, and security ran out to separate the two. I like how these two girls now have a separate feud, away from the title, and it can make for an interesting turn for the knockouts division. I am loving this post match feud. Good job TNA!

Kazarian defeated Shannon Moore

This match was relatively short, and wasn’t all that great. Moore has this thing locked up, but Matt Morgan ran down and interfered after a ref bump, and the match was over with Kazarian getting the win. This match was way too short, and lame.

Post match Samoa Joe came down to ringside, and he has a “heel” beard. Samoa Joe came out and hit a Muscle Buster on Kaz. Looks like we’re getting back to the old school joe where he had 4 star matches for the title.

Sting & Aj Styles defeated Jeff Hardy & Double J in a Falls Count Anywhere Match

This falls count anywhere tag match was interesting to note, but it was hard to watch. The two teams were going at each other quite well, and it just seemed like they hot shotted these match with no clear psychology…but I guess I can find common ground if I try really hard.

The match itself wasn’t all that good, it featured the normal punch type thing, but what seemed weird to me was that Sting and Hardy were yielding to “tag team” rules, which is stupid! Why would you tag in a falls count anywhere match?

During this match Sting left the ring and disappeared, but Double J found him and they battled to the rafters.

Hardy and Styles fought each other outside the ring. Jeff went to the top of the ramp and then pulled out a ladder, and went to the top for a Swanton Bomb on Styles, but Sting pinned Jeff Jarrett in the rafters, ending the match, without any jump from Hardy.

This match was stupid. Stupid rules, Stupid crap!

The Pope came out and started talking about how he hasn’t forgotten Aj Styles. However, he was interrupted by Anderson, and it looks like Pope has his new opponent in Pope. The two started to fight it out, and it should be interesting.

Anderson put his thumb in the eye of Pope and security had to break things up.

Matt Morgan & Jesse Neal vs Team 3D no contest

This match wasn’t given much time, and it was quite boring to watch. The match got about 2 minutes of the way through before it was interrupted by The Band. Team 3D fought The band on the ramp, and Matt Morgan beat up Jesse Neal in ring.

Shannon Moore saved Jesse Neal from getting further beat up and the two formed a tag team, since they both have Mohawks? What the heck!

Bischoff talks about the ranking system. You can vote for your favorite on TNA Wrestling online.

Orlando Jordan cut a weird promo, and he said that next week on the “O-Zone” will be Rob Terry, the “Freak”.

Ric Flair defeated Abyss

Then

Abyss defeated Ric Flair

Flair immediately busts himself open, and Abyss basically rolled through the old timer. This match was just sad, and Flair is way past his prime, way past. This is beyond sad, as the blood poured down Flair’s face. The match, despite having Flair busted open, was won by Flair after he brought in some Brass Knuckles.

However, the match was restarted after Earl Hebner found out that Flair used Brass Knuckles.

The match restarted and Abyss won, end of impact…man what a terrible show.

Who cares about the hall of fame rings? who cares? TNA Did an ok show last week only to return with one heck of a gamble against a stacked 3 hour raw show.

Sunday, April 25, 2010

WWE Extreme Rules 2010 Results and Mini Review

WWE EXTREMES RULES 2010 RESULTS

Show Miz defeated R Truth & John Morrison, and MVP & Mark Henry in a gauntlet match
Hart Dynasty defeated Show Miz (in same gauntlet match)

Cm Punk defeated Rey Mysterio
JTG defeated Shad in a strap match
Jack Swagger defeated Randy Orton
Sheamus defeated Triple H
Beth Phoenix defeated Michelle McCool in a makeover match
Edge defeated Jericho in a steel cage match
John Cena defeated Batista in a last man standing match

The John Cena match was good until the ending, the DUMBEST ending in WWE history folks, taping Batista's legs? Seriously? STUPID STUPID STUPID!

There's a new member of the Straightedge Society, but who is he? I don't know.

Swagger winning clean was great.

The rest of the night was not EXTREME at all...what a waste of my money.

Saturday, April 24, 2010

WWE Friday Night Smackdown 4/23/10 Results and Review

WWE Friday Night Smackdown 4/23/10 Results

John Morrison defeated Jack Swagger
Dolph Ziggler & Drew McIntyre defeated Matt Hardy & R Truth
Mike Knox vs JTG
Mickie James and Beth Phoenix defeated Michelle McCool & Layla
Luke Gallows & CM Punk defeated Kane & Rey Mysterio

WWE Friday Night Smackdown 4/23/10 Review

Jack Swagger came out to a chorus of boo’s from the audience and looked confidence as the champion. He then cut a promo, and got booed more. I was already bored and it had only been like 2 minutes.

John Morrison defeated Jack Swagger

This match was interesting to note, it’s nice to see Morrison wrestling against Swagger. Swagger wasn’t as dominating as he was in other matches, but he was managing to take a lot of offense from Morrison. Morrison made some key mistakes, and the champion captilized several times. Swagger gets better and better during in ring, too bad he can’t talk that well. The ending made no sense, no sense at all. Jack Swagger was beaten by John Morrison, cleanly! Despite Swagger hitting his powerbomb, and despite dominating a good portion towards the end, Morrison managed to hit starship pain and win! I like the ending, it just doesn’t make sense to have such a weak champion, he’s always losing! What the hell kind of booking is this?

Dolph Ziggler & Drew McIntyre defeated Matt Hardy & R Truth

When’s the last time Drew McIntyre defended his title?

How come fat-ass Matt Hard isn’t fired? They fired fat Mickie James…nevermind.

This match wasn’t all that great, and while it did have some moments, the match seemed to be going downhill when Ziggler and McIntyre kept beating up Hardy and pushing his head into the steel steps. I thought the match was going to be done, but nope, Hardy kept pushing forward and kept getting beaten.

The Referee ended the match when Matt Hardy couldn’t continue, giving the match to the heels. This was lame, Hardy is fat and sucks, he needs to get fired now.

Chris Jericho cut a promo inside of a steel cage, and it wasn’t half bad. Edge came out to interrupt, and wanted to fight Jericho, but not tonight, cause he claimed he was banged up….then he shook it off and got into the ring to reveal that he was quite alright.

Wade Barrett and Chris Jericho took turns beating up Edge and while Edge fought back, the numbers game didn’t favor him, at least early on. Edge then set up a spear and in what was a great moment of heel fury, Jericho locked Barrett inside the cage with EDGE! Edge went to town on Barrett and the crowd was all over it. Edge, despite his face turn, still can’t grab my attention. Jericho, is amazing, and works so well in his role, wow, too bad Jericho can’t carry Edge. Even Barrett is starting to make me interested in his character thanks to Jericho’s tutelage.

Mike Knox vs JTG

I’m not sure what happened in this match, because I went to get some coffee, and when I returned Shad was whipping the living daylights out of JTG with a leather belt. It was intense, but I didn’t care…these two are better off being tag teams not singles competitors.

Mickie James and Beth defeated Phoenix Michelle McCool & Layla

Mickie James’s last match was a tag match and while she appeared to have lost a little weight, she still got fired! Too bad they can’t fire fat ass Matt Hardy. Anyways, the match was ok at best, and actually had a good amount of wrestling. This might have been the longest divas match I’ve seen in WWE since the last time I said that statement.

Keeping that in mind, Layla and McCool worked on Beth Phoenix’s leg and it was quite good to see. Mickie James had some good offense, but she lost a few steps and was actually kind of sloppy if you watch closely. Despite a flurry of offense from James, Layla still managed to win this match up.

Post match Michelle McCool and Layla fought off Beth Phoenix and tried to injure her.

Luke Gallows & CM Punk defeated Kane & Rey Mysterio

This match had some great moments, and it proved that all four guys can work well in tag team matches. However, it seemed to me that the highlight of this match was Cm Punk. Punk just kept moving forward and hitting his spots with such precision, that it’s no wonder that many podcasts are calling him the best Heel in the business right now. I liked the match for what it was, I don’t think Kane and Gallows deserved to be in here, as they are not exactly in major story lines on their own. Mysterio went for the huricanrana but wasn’t succseful and Punk was able to capitilze and get the roll up pin.

Post match, Punk attacked Mysterio only to get roped into a barbers chair outside, and Mysterio was going to shave his head but Serena saved punk…for now.

Alright, this night of Smackdown wasn’t half bad, it wasn’t that great either. I am intrigued to see Extreme Rulez, but I have no money and won’t see it. If you see it, let me know, or don’t…who cares.

Smackdown does have the most wrestling of all wwe shows, which is still a great reason to tune in Friday nights.

Thursday, April 22, 2010

WWE Fires Everyone Again

Today the WWE decided to clean house, and in some cases it's deserved, in others, not so much.

Here's a list of people that will now be joining TNA...er...I mean are fired:

Katie Lea Burchill - Not a shocker.

Shelton Benjamin - amazing, it's all over for the gold standard...maybe he can go do something else.

Mickie James - I'm not surprised, she got fat.

Slam Master J - With no gimmick, nor Cryme Tyme this guy was bound to be done.

Kung Fu Naki - This is long overdue.

Jimmy Wang Yang - Also long overdue.

I wouldn't be surprised if more people got fired, but that's it for now.

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

WWE NXT 4/20/10 Results and Review

WWE NXT 4/20/10 Results

Darren Young defeated Michael Tarver and Skip Sheffield in a triple threat match
Justin Gabriel defeated David Otunga
Heath Slater defeated Chris Jericho

WWE NXT 4/20/10 Review

The opening of NXT had them doing some “American Gladiators” type event with the guys hitting each other with oversized bars on pedestals. It was boring. The only stand out thing that happened was Tarver quitting before even fighting Daniel Bryan.

Justin Gabriel defeated David Otunga

This match was not half bad, and it was actually telling a story. Otunga and R Truth are having some issues, and it showed.

I think that a good idea would be for the NXT rookies to face their mentors in the near future.

Darren Young defeated Michael Tarver and Skip Sheffield in a triple threat match

This match was a slow paced and had a few moments that made the rookies look good, but the story continues with Tarver not being able to wrestle, Young and Luke Gallows itching to switch places in the Straightedge Society, and that’s about it. Nothing too crazy going on here.

Skip Sheffiled and Darren Young tied in the little American Gladiators thing…and then they had to do it again.

Skip Sheffield wins the second round.

Heath Slater defeated Chris Jericho

This match kind of sucked, but Slater was able to get a win in this match up, creating a cool upset of sorts, but it wasn’t too great. Slater rolled up Jericho after an attempted Walls of Jericho.

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

WWE Monday Night Raw 4/19/10 Results and Review

WWE Monday Night Raw 4/19/10 Results

Drew McIntyre defeated Matt Hardy
The Undertaker defeated Jack Swagger
The Great Khali defeated Kozlov
Edge, Triple H and Rey Mysterio defeated Chris Jericho, C.M. Punk, and Luke Gallows

WWE Monday Night Raw 4/19/10 Review

Triple H opened up the show and gave a random promo, and the crowd was enjoying it just fine, but out came C.M. Punk to interrupt him. Punk said Jersey sucked and Punk was promoting the draft next week.

Triple H went on a rant about how the United States is free and whatever…but that didn’t stop Punk and his cronies from beating up Triple H and nearly shaving his head! However, out came Rey Mysterio for the save! Triple H and Mysterio together took out the Straightedge Society and ran them out of the ring.

Rey Mysterio got the clippers and Triple H was holding him down and it Mysterio got one strand of hair before punk could get away!

Drew McIntyre defeated Matt Hardy

Once again, we get the same match we’ve seen one thousand times before. McIntyre once again beat Matt Hardy in a somewhat competitive match. McIntyre is the worst intercontinental champion of all tiems.

The cast of MacGruber was interacting with Kozlov, and random crap. MacGruber was making fun of Kozlov and after a few jabs, out came R Truth to sing his song and whatever..but BOOOM, Truth got blown out of his boots, literally. It was hilarious. Later tonight though, Kozlov will be fighting MacGruber. Not a great segment, and in fact, I was bored.

The Undertaker defeated Jack Swagger

A good overall match up was found here, but once again, despite fighting a good match Undertaker lost big and The Undertaker buried him. I don’t care what anyone says, Swagger is getting buried with these losses. This match was ok for what it was, but your champion constantly losing, is a stupid way to get him to loophole his way through a title reign. Undertaker once again buries his competition, and it’s a shame he’s not champion, because there’s no way he’d be losing like Swagger is right now.

MacGruber was going to fight Kozlov but out came none other than KHALGRUBER! The Great Khali!

The Great Khali defeated Kozlov

Another throw away match, but it was funny, so I guess I’ll go with it. This was more of a countout/double count out match…Kozlov and Khali basically brawled to the back.

Edge, Triple H and Rey Mysterio defeated Chris Jericho, C.M. Punk, and Luke Gallows

Your standard six man tag was found here, and while it’s always nice to see a spot fest, this match didn’t have a whole lot to offer the crowd other than random spots, and a complete obliteration of Cm Punk. The ending came down to a 619 and a Pedigree on Punk for the pinfall victory. The crowd was way into it, and you know what? It was halfway entertaining.

Not a terrible Raw show, but not a great one either. I probably won’t get the ppv, because I’m beyond broke and still have no job.

TNA Impact 4/19/10 Results and Review

TNA Impact 4/19/10 Results

The Beautiful People defeated ODB & Daffney
Rob Van dam defeated Jeff hardy
Team Hogan defeated Team Flair
Rob Van Dam defeated Aj Styles to win the TNA Heavyweight Champion

TNA Impact 4/19/10 Review

Aj Styles came out and cut a lame promo. Despite the fact that he’s the champion, he sucks on the mic. He was interrupted by Rob Van dam, who looked exactly as I remember him. The crowd was chanting his name, and apparently he’s most likely going to get a shot at Aj next. Will he win? I don’t know. I thought for sure The Pope was going to win last night. Oh well.

Hardy came down, and then Hogan came down, and the crowd went nuts, for no apparent reason.

Hogan cut a longwinded promo, that just made me want to fast forward, but I wanted to see where this was going, so I paid attention, despite being bored. So RVD will face Hardy to see who’s the #1 contender.

The Beautiful People defeated ODB & Daffney

This match was stupid to say the least. It wasn’t much of a match and really was just as rushed as anything the WWE Divas have ushered out. This match sucked, and the division now sucks too.

Abyss gave a random promo, but I don’t care about Abyss, so I tried not to think about it too much.

Team Flair came out and beat up Double J and Abyss. Big Rob came out to help out. That prompted Bischoff to come out and get on the mic,

Rob Van dam defeated Jeff hardy

This match was given a good amount of time, and while I could tell RVD was winded and Hardy was phoning it in, the match progressed nicely, and eventually yielded us a number #1 contender. I enjoyed the match overall, but it wasn’t necessarily that great. There were some good spots, but it was obvious that RVD was winded and not necessarily ready for a title shot later tonight.

Team Hogan defeated Team Flair

This match was basically a rehash of last night’s match only without a cage. The match was your standard match up, which wasn’t all that great. It seemed forced and rushed, and then out of the blue out came a dude with a random beard…a heel turn beard? No. It was Samoa Joe and he bulldozed all of Team Flair’s guys. Joe returns with no advancement of any major story line! This is lame.

Rob Van Dam defeated Aj Styles to win the TNA Heavyweight Champion

This match was interesting to say the least, it had a few good spots, but it seemed that Aj was way better than RVD in terms of stamina. Although Styles put on some good moments, it was Rob Van Dam with some quick reversals and moves to counter Styles’s onslaught. In what was a relatively short match, Rob Van Dam becomes the NEW TNA World Heavyweight Champion.

In my honest opinion, this makes Pope’s lack of a win somewhat lame. Rob Van Dam wins? I don’t know…I am not buying it, but whatever. RVD is finally a world champion.

Post match they gave a HUGE celebration to RVD with a lot of people coming out of the back and then Team 3D raising him on their shoulders. This was ok, but eh, Rob Van Dam has yet to prove he can still go.

TNA Lockdown 2010 Results

I was all set to review this, but some joker put up an NSV file and I couldn't find anything that worked with it, so here are the results and NO review.

Rob Van Dam defeated James Storm

Because Doug Williams was unable to make the show, he was stripped of the X- Division Championship. So a four man Xscape Match was set with the winner of the bout taking his spot in the Triple Threat match for the X-Division Championship: Homicide defeats Brian Kendrick, Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin by escaping the cage first.

Kevin Nash defeated Eric Young


Knockouts Tag Team Champions The Beautiful People (Madison Rayne and Velvet Sky) defeated Knockouts Champion Angelina Love and Tara

Kazarian defeated Shannon Moore and Homicide in a Triple Threat match

Team 3D defeated Scott Hall and Kevin Nash

Kurt Angle defeated Mr. Anderson

A.J. Styles defeated The Pope

Team Hogan (Abyss, Jeff Jarrett, Jeff Hardy and Rob Van Dam) defeated Team Flair (Desmond Wolfe, Sting, Robert Roode and James Storm) in a Lethal Lockdown match

Sunday, April 18, 2010

WWE Friday Night Smackdown 4/16/10 Results and Review

WWE Friday Night Smackdown Results 4/16/10

Drew McIntyre defeated Kane via disqualification
Dolph Ziggler defeated R Truth
Michelle McCool defeated Mickie James
The Hart Dynasty & Rey Mysterio defeated Straightedge Society & Darren Young
JTG defeated Croft
Jack Swagger defeated Edge and Chris Jericho in a Triple Threat Title Match

WWE Friday Night Smackdown Review 4/16/10

Edge and Chris Jericho opened the show arguing about who can beat Swagger and Orton. It was your average opening, and you know? Despite the two guys being good, I’m sick of the repetition in the wwe right now.

Drew McIntyre defeated Kane via disqualification

Kane and Drew McIntyre put on a halfway decent match in this match up. Kane was fighting hard, and Drew managed to get the win after Hardy threw Drew back in the ring. McIntyre was trying to leave and get counted out, but in a bizarre enforcement of the rules, the referee disqualified Kane! This match was decent, but come on, now you’re going to enforce the rules? This makes no sense.

Dolph Ziggler defeated R Truth

This match had Truth looking as good as ever. He was flipping and flopping through Ziggler with relative ease. However, he made a mistake and Ziggler made him pay for it! Ziggler hit the sleeper hold and wouldn’t let go, winning the match! The sleeper hold is back in full effect, which is weird in modern professional wrestling. I can’t believe it, Ziggler wins with the sleeper.

Michelle McCool defeated Mickie James

This was the longest divas match that the WWE has allowed in a long time. Unfortunately, it wasn’t all that good. McCool and James did manage to put on a halfway decent match up, but it wasn’t full of wrestling, it was a lot of resting and running, and then with a quick interference and a kick to the face McCool wins again.

Post match, Beth Phoenix came to save the day, and chased out team LayCool.

The Hart Dynasty & Rey Mysterio defeated Straightedge Society & Darren Young

Darren Young was the highlight of this match, not because of his offense, but because he was getting worked, and was working well with the straightedge society. Other than that, this match was a back and forth affair that was given some good time. I liked it, but it seemed like I have already seen this at a different time. The win came when DH Smith hit the running powerslam on C.M. Punk for the three count. Not a bad match, but not a great one either.

JTG defeated Croft

JTG in singles competition completely bored me. Cryme Tyme had something, but solo? They just aren’t that good in my opinion. JTG and Croft put together a random, and non-eventful match.

Post match, Shad came out and beat up JTG, and that was that. The lowest point of Smackdown had arrived. I don’t care about this feud at all.

Jack Swagger defeated Edge and Chris Jericho in a Triple Threat Title Match

In one of the longest main events on Smackdown, a triple threat match for the World Title was held, and it wasn’t half bad. I don’t believe it was ppv quality, but it was quite good. There were plenty of near falls, finishing moves, and lots of moments where it looked like any of the three would win. Jericho still had his ribs taped, so he was selling the believability of being injured, and let Edge and Swagger do most of the heavy lifting. Edge hit a huge spear towards the end of the match, and I thought this one was over, but nope, Swagger was able to pull Edge out and pin Jericho to retain the world title in one of the best free matches of the year. Swagger wins a hard fought battle, in this exciting triple threat match.

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

WWE NXT 4/13/10 Results and Review

WWE NXT 4/13/10 Results

Christian defeated Wade Barrett
William Regal defeated Daniel Bryan
Darren Young defeated Luke Gallows

WWE NXT 4/13/10 Review

The NXT rookies were given several seconds to talk about a certain topic…and this sucked. Man I hated this piece of crap. The guys were ok at best, no one got cheered, but Skip did manage to get the crowd going.

Christian defeated Wade Barrett

Christian put the boots to Wad and it wasn’t half bad. Barrett is actually quite good and Jericho and him put on a half way decent match up. Heath Slater helped Christian win, but it didn’t matter.

William Regal defeated Daniel Bryan

Daniel Bryan got beat up relatively easily here, as Regal mopped him up. Post match, The Miz hit the Skull Crushing Finale on Bryan and left him in the ring.

Darren Young defeated Luke Gallows

This match was a fast one, and Darren Young was able to defeat Luke Gallows. CM Punk rose his hands at the end of the match.

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

WWE Monday Night Raw 4/12/10 Results and Review

WWE Monday Night Raw 4/12/10 Results

Eve defeated Maryse for the divas title
The Miz defeated DH Smith
Evan Bourne defeated Carlito
John Cena defeated David Otunga
Sheamus defeated Kofi Kingston
Kofi Kingston defeated Sheamus via disqualification
Randy Orton vs Batista no contest

The Divas fought in a Triple Threat Baywatch Triple Threat Tag Team Match

WWE Monday Night Raw 4/12/10 Review

David Hasselhoff opened up the show, and it got the crowd going, that’s for sure.

Eve defeated Maryse for the divas title

This match sucked. The best part was definitely Eve’s picture perfect Moonsault, which she missed. Eve won with a nice bridge roll up pinning combination. This was a short match, and a terrible one at that.

The Miz defeated DH Smith

Brett Hart came and talked to the champions and got DH Smith a match. If Smith won against the Miz the Hart Dynasty would get a title shot at Extreme Rulez.

The match wasn’t all that great, and I still can’t believe the Miz is getting over. Smith managed his own, but it was a majority of Miz offense that was getting center stage. I thought that Miz would lose here, but nope.

Next week, Bret Hart has to proclaim that Miz and Show are the greatest tag team ever.

This match wasn’t that good, and really did nothing to further the Hart Dynasty as a team. It’s just a matter of time before the two of those idiots become single wrestlers. You just wait.

David Otunga was backstage bantering with Batista and he ran into The Hoff for some funny bits. He put Otunga into a match with John Cena.

Evan Bourne defeated Carlito

These guys are still employed/ Carlito won this match and Carlito barely put up a fight. The match was watchable, but it wasn’t all that great. I’m tired of seeing lackluster wrestling on Raw. I remember the good ol days…when matches took time.

John Cena defeated David Otunga

Wow, Otunga has a match on Raw and has to wrestle John Cena! Honestly, I don’t dislike Otunga, and think he might actually get a contract. This match was all John Cena, it wasn’t even close, Otunga was forced to tap out fast.

Serious Batista was on the ramp, and got called out by John Cena. Batista started to walk down, but instead he decided to just stay on the ramp.

Kofi Kingston defeated Sheamus via disqualification

Remember when Kofi Kingston was actually important? It seems like a few months of botches has left Kofi getting squashed by Sheamus. Sure it was kind of competitive, but overall, it was Kingston that got the short end of the stick in this match. Sheamus was made to look way stronger than Kofi in this match, even though Kofi has more experience in the spotlight. I guess that’s just what happens….sigh. Not a good match, barely watchable. I’m not behind Sheamus at all. I don’t like him. Kofi did manage some offense, don’t get me wrong, but it just was going nowhere, and I could tell.

Post match, Sheamus beat up Kingstom some more. Kingston won, but come on, dq and a post match beat down? Sheamus really tore through Kingston, which was lame.

Carlito said he’d quit if he didn’t get traded to Smackdown. Kozlov said he’ll destroy McGruber….man I’m tired.

The Divas fought in a Triple Threat Baywatch Triple Threat Tag Team Match

There were three sets of tag teams that wrestled in this throwaway match. Santino was the guest referee, but man, this was just terrible. The Divas are some of the worst women’s wresters in the world. While there was a few moments of actual wrestling, the majority was just stupid, and wreckless. It’s said that even with so many women in the ring, Santino was the highlight. One of the Bella twins won the match, it sucked.

Hornswoggle came out as a lifeguard and did a Splash on Santino.

Randy Orton vs Batista no contest

This slow moving match had a few highlights. Orton is way over with the crowd, and he made this match somewhat interesting to me. Batista looked like he was tired mid-way through the match and was looking for ways to slow things down. Orton was getting hit hard with a lot of different offense, but managed to showcase his speed and agility against the Animal. Orton's viper move set really got a huge pop when he started to look mean against Orton. Batista got drilled with a DDT but he kicked out and made this thing somewhat more interesting. Orton's frustration towards the end of the match and his recoil made the crowd come alive again. Orton hit the RKO and was ready to put this one away, but out came Jack Swagger, and this match was a waste.

Swagger hit the Gutwrench Powerbomb on Orton and just left. What a waste of time...what a waste of time.

John Cena ran into the ring and put the STFU on Batista and wouldn't let go!

WWE Monday Night Raw this night was NOT that good. It was mediocre at best. Batista was out cold at the end, John Cena looked like super man, and I was tired after 4 hours of wrestling.

Was TNA Better tonight?

Heck no.

But Raw wasn't much better either.

Tna Impact 4/12/10 Results and Review

Tna Impact 4/13/10 Results

The Band defeated Jesse Neal & Team 3D In A New York City Street Fight
Kazarian vs Shannon Moore time limit draw
Velvet Sky vs Angelina Love
Jeff Hardy defeated Robert Roode
Desmond Wolfe & Aj Styles vs The Pope no contest

Tna Impact 4/12/10 Review

The show opened up with Jeff Jarrett tracking down and beating up Sting. The lights went out and Sting got a bat to lay out Double J, and out ran out Hogan’s friends for the save.

Backstage Flair was going nuts. I like his promo cutting skills, even after all these years.

The Band defeated Jesse Neal & Team 3D In A New York City Street Fight

This match was all Team 3D for the most part, but it was not meant to be. Despite the match being falls count anywhere, they never left ringside. Team 3D lost with a little help from Bubba the Love Sponge. This was one of the worst street fights I’ve ever seen in my life. What a waste of time.

Kazarian vs Shannon Moore time limit draw

This match got a time limit draw. It was ok at best. Nothing too special to look at, at least I don’t remember.

Post match, Doug Williams got on the mic and ridiculed his future opponents.

Velvet Sky vs Angelina Love

This was a weird segment. Angelina Love got handcuffed and beaten up by Velvet Sky, which was ok I guess. I didn’t really care about this. Tna has completely ruined the Knockouts division.

Abyss was hit by a car…they found him dead on the ground….well not dead.

Matt Morgan introduced his new tag team partner, Amazing red!

Matt Morgan & Amazing Red defeated The Motor City Machine Guns

Morgan was taking the Machine Guns out by himself at one point, but after they started to double team him, they were able to get things done in this match up. Morgan tagged in Amazing Red, and the Machine Guns were getting worked over, after a Code Red Morgan and Red won. However, Morgan was upset that he didn’t get the pin. After the match, Morgan beat up Amazing Red.

TNA showed the worst looking grainy sped up footage of Abyss getting run over. To me it looked like Desmond Wolfe was driving or Scott Steiner, you never know, it might have been Rikishi, as he was doing it for The Rock!

Jeff Hardy defeated Robert Roode

I admit, Hardy hasn’t been as good as he was in WWE, but Robert Roode brought in some good moments. This wasn’t a complete spot fest, as Roode was able to slow down the pace at times, and made it look like he already knew what Hardy was going to do next.

This match ended with Hardy getting the pin fall win, even after James Storm interfered.

Post match Hardy was hit in the face with a fireball…I haven’t seen one of those in a long time, and it wasn’t all that great on camera. Rumor has it he really got injured, but I don’t care. Hardy is a dead pan in TNA, he needs WWE’s marketing power and opponents to make him worth while. TNA is dropping the ball with him right now.

Desmond Wolfe & Aj Styles vs The Pope no contest

This match sucked. Pope was suppose to team with Black Machismo, but was knocked out backstage by Beer Money. The Pope then got a beat down for his troubles. This was a load of crap.

The Pope, Flair, and Beer Money whipped The Pope with a belt, and that was about it. A boring end to a boring Impact, and I still have to watch this crap.

TNA IMPACT once again sucks it up, and doesn’t make me want to watch the ppv. I can’t even afford it…man I hate this crap.

Test

The mimic bands the keyword opposite the given earth.

Saturday, April 10, 2010

WWE Friday Night Smackdown 4/10/10 Results and Review

WWE Friday Night Smackdown 4/10/10 Results

Jack Swagger defeated John Morrison
Drew McIntyre defeated Matt Hardy
The Hart Dynasty defeated Croft & Barretta
Edge vs Jericho double count out

WWE Friday Night Smackdown 4/10/10 Review

Swagger gave a crappy promo only to get interrupted by John Morrison. Morrison on the mic sucks, and he seems uncomfortable out there. Swagger doesn’t look like a champion, he needs something more, I don’t know.

Jack Swagger defeated John Morrison

In what seemed to be a good overall opening match up, Morrison could not put away swagger for the life of him. I liked how Morrison got his dues by getting pwned by Swagger! The Gut Wrench Powerbomb was picture perfect, and Swagger looked good against Morrison. Morrison is done…I guess.

Shad came out and cut a random promo. JTG ran down and got a big boot for his trouble. I don’t like the break up of Cryme Tyme, but then again, I don’t really care.

Drew McIntyre defeated Matt Hardy

Matt Hardy spent this match up beating Drew McIntyre throughout the time frame given. In fact, McIntyre looked like he was going to lose this one, but nope, Drew hit Hardy on the outside of the ring a few times, then slammed his head into the exposed metal ring, and then hit a DDT on t he floor to beat Hardy. Believe it or not, this wasn’t half bad, but with Hardy losing, I don’t see why he’s still in WWE.

In what was an interesting moment, although it took a lot of time. Darren Young was about to get thrown into the Straightedge Society, only to change his mind and get a huge crowd pop. Young pushed Punk, and then got jumped by the society. Mysterio ran down for the save and grabbed the Razor and was ready to shave Punk’s Head! Punk narrowly escaped with his hair.

Mysterio got on the mic and said he’d face Punk.

The Hart Dynasty defeated Croft & Barretta

This match sucked, but it was at least a win for the Hart’s. The Hart Dynasty looks to be on a role, until the WWE makes them break up out of jealousy or something.

Ziggler made Josh Matthews go to sleep in the background.

Edge vs Jericho double count out

This match was actually really good. I liked it, until both men ended up outside and fighting. They ended up getting counted out and this was the end of the match. I’m sure they’ll get to fight Swagger in a triple threat match at Extreme Rulez.

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

WWE NXT 4/6/10 Results and Review

WWE NXT 4/6/10 Results

Justin Gabriel defeated Miachael Tarver
Darren Young defeated Daniel Bryan
Wade Barrett defeated David Otunga
Kane defeated Heath Slater

WWE NXT 4/6/10 Review

NXT opened with Stryker talking about random crap. He asked Otunga why he screwed John Cena, and Otunga talked about his hosting duties.

The show started with a contest that had the rookies running around the ring with a keg in hand. The winner was Heath Slater, and he will face Kane in the main event. Slater got really scared of Kane and even flinched when the pillar came out.

Darren Young defeated Daniel Bryan

Daniel Bryan hit some good moves against the brown John Cena, but wasn’t able to beat him. Bryan ended up getting rolled up, and it was over quickly.

Justin Gabriel defeated Miachael Tarver

Tarver did some good overall bump taking, I liked how he tied in classic wrestling style with great counters against Gabriel. Gabriel hit a beautiful 450 splash and won this match, but Michael Tarver took some nice offense like a champ.

Wade Barrett defeated David Otunga

Otunga did the pounce which was interesting, but he took a lot of offense and couldn’t really upset Wade Barrett. I don’t like Barett’s style, but man, he put a hurting on Otunga. I could see both of these guys winning, especially Otunga for being so hated right now.

Kane defeated Heath Slater

Kane was getting beat easily by Slater. Slater was a non stop powder keg in this match up and was doing a good job to reinforce his position in the competition. After Kane caught Slater in a mistake, Kane but a beating on Slater, and looked like he was working semi-stiff. Slater got caught with a nice chokeslam and lost this one. Kane looked good for a change.

Believe it or not, I actually am starting to like NXT. I can see a few break out stars here, and I wouldn’t mind see all of them get in the mix of WWE stars. WWE needs a lot of new talent with so many older guys leaving sooner than later.

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

WWE Monday Night Raw 4/5/10 Results and Review

WWE Monday Night Raw 4/5/10 Results

Sheamus defeated Kofi Kingston
Eve won a dress to impress battle royal
Ted Dibiase defeated Christian
Miz & Big Show defeated John Cena & Batista via countout
Randy Orton defeated Swagger
Miz & Show defeated John Cena & David Otunga

WWE Monday Night Raw 4/5/10 Review

Zzzzzzzzz…….

Jack Swagger opened up the show with talking, and boredom. Cena came out and cut a heel promo on Swagger that woke me up, then Orton and a bunch other idiots came out and demanded title shots.

This all broke down with Otunga coming out and making some matches.

The highlight was Orton nearly RKO’ing Cena but getting blocked only to hit Swagger with a huge RKO! Great exchange, boring opening, lots of random talk, I got bored.

Sheamus defeated Kofi Kingston

Kofi loses this one, in predictable fashion. There was a few moments, but nothing worth mentioning. Kofi went from big time feuds to jobbing to Sheamus.

Sheamus cut a lame promo, Triple H came out. Triple H chased out Sheamus with a Sledgehammer and that was that.

Sledgehammer on a pole match? I hear it calling.

Ugh…the divas had a battle royal…I’m so sick of this division in WWE. I feel like someone punched my brain with this match.

Eve won a dress to impress battle royal

I hate WWE right now for this.

Miz & Big Show defeated John Cena & Batista via countout

This match didn’t even happen. Batiast ran away and John Cena got himself counted out.

Post match, Otunga came out and got on the mic, announcing that they would defend the titles against David Otunga and John Cena!

Ted Dibiase defeated Christian

This match wasn’t that great, and it looked like Christian had this easily won, but Ted Dibiase managed to hit Dream Street to win the match up. Dibiase is now carrying the Million Dollar championship.

Randy Orton defeated Swagger

Orton and Swagger put on a pretty good match for it not being advertised before hand. I liked it a lot, and Orton was way over! I can’t believe how Over Orton is right now. Swagger managed to avoid a lot of the offense and even countered the RKO. He got a lot of near falls, and it looked like Orton might not be as venomous as the announcers say he his. Swagger hit his splash of sorts, and he started to get frustrated. Orton reversed the Gut Wrench and hit a huge RKO pinning Swagger!

Wow, WWE, way to bury Swagger as champion

Miz & Show defeated John Cena & David Otunga

This match was actually kind of good, with a lot of cool spots overall. The match progressed naturally and it looked like Otunga and Cena were on their way to win this one, until the swerve came through. Otunga refused to tag in John Cena and Big Show knocked him out with a huge fist to the face.

Batista came out and knocked Cena out. He then announced that at Extreme Rulez it will be him vs Cena in a Last Man Standing Match.

TNA Impact 3/5/2010 Results and Review

Tna Impact 3/5/2010 Results

Rob Van Dam defeated James Storm
Big Rob defeated Homicide
Anderson defeated Angle in a ladder match
The Motor City Machine Guns vs Team 3D
Doug Williams defeated Generation ME

Tna Impact 3/5/2010/ Review

On a night special time, here is the latest Impact review.

The opening segment featured Abyss, Hogan, and Double J started the show. Abyss got on the mic and delivered a promo that was lame, Hogan started talking too, I was tired.

Ric Flair showed up with his team. Desmond Wolfe, Sting, Beer Money and Aj Styles are going to be a team for Lockdown. Abyss and the other guys were in ring, nothing really happening.

Double J tried to talk to Sting, but Sting hit him with a Scorpion Death Drop, and then Flair ordered his guys to run down. RVD and Jeff Hardy started to come down to save the good guys and everyone started to fight. Man, this is so boring. This is like WCW 2000 all over again folks.

Rob Van Dam defeated James Storm

This match sucked. Van Dam is a talent, but he didn’t look all that good in this match. He just had random moves and what not. James Storm hit RVD in the head with a beer bottle after the match, but he won this one. James Storm looked fat and out of shape. RVD has had way better matches.

RVD was playing up the broken bottle injury as a million security guards came to the ring.

Big Rob defeated Homicide

This match was a squash. Homicide got a few shots into the match but overall, the match wasn’t all that great. Big Rob took a sick shot to the head with a chair after the match, but he no sold it.

Orlando Jordan showed up and poured some white stuff on himself, it was weird.

Ok, the Knockouts had a random match, it was to win keys that open up locks?

I was so frustrated with it, that I don’t even remember who won what key or whatever. The Knockouts division sucks now. They totally ruined it. Man, I’m so frustrated with Impact and it’s only ½ way through the show.
Anderson defeated Angle in a ladder match

This ladder match was boring me to death. Then out of the blue Angle fell out of the ring and it looked like he was dead. He really had a bad fall, and things started to pick up. Angle hit a sick top rope missile dropkick on the ladder was amazing. The rest of the match was ok, and the ending showed Anderson choking out Angle with a medal around his neck. It was sad. The match was for a key to the cage? Whatever.

Matt Morgan now has a dual personality gimmick? I hate my life sometimes.

The Motor City Machine Guns vs Team 3D

This match was going ok for a while, but it got boring, but luckly it was saved by The Band. No, I’m kidding. This match sucked. The band spray painted the machine guns and knocked out 3-d, and that was that. This night of impact seriously sucks.

The worst thing in TNA right now is The Band.

Doug Williams defeated Generation ME

Doug Williams beat both guys in Generation Me in singles matches. Nothing too special but it was interesting to see Doug do his moves.

Post match Shannon Moore attacked, and that was about.

The Pope vs Desmond Wolfe

This match kind of happened, but I went to the kitchen to check on dinner and this match was over. I don’t think anyone won this match, as Aj Styles ran down and beat up The Pope.

Desmond brought in a fire extinguisher and hit Abyss with it.

The women ended up opening some random strong boxes, and it was stupid. Tara got her spider back, Angelina Love is the new Knockouts champion, and Daffney had to strip tease.

I love Daffney and this was kind of hot for me, but come on! It’s a wrestling show.

Lacey Von Erich came out and stripped after hitting Daffney with the ugly stick.

Friday, April 2, 2010

WWE Friday Night Smackdown 4/2/10 Results and Review

WWE Friday Night Smackdown 4/2/10 Results

Jack Swagger defeated Chris Jericho for the world heavyweight championship
Drew McIntyre defeated Matt Hardy
R Truth & John Morrison defeated Cryme Tyme
Dolph Ziggler defeated The Great Khali
KANE defeated Everyone on NXT via disqualification

WWE Friday Night Smackdon 4/2/10 Review

Jericho came out verbally swinging, talking about how he won at Wrestlemania and he’s the best, same old stuff, but it was great stuff.

Edge came down the ramp to interrupt Jericho, and they’re still talking about how he wont he Royal Rumble this year. Edge took out Chris Jericho, beating him up and hitting the Edge-acution. He then got up and hit a huge spear and the crowd was going nuts. Jericho was completely out, ribs taped and everything, he was definitely having a rough opening.

Jack Swagger ran in and cashed in the Money in the Bank Briefcase!

SWAGGER CASHED IN ON JERICHO!

SWAGGER hit a huge Gut Wrench Powerbomb and pinned JERICHO! WE HAVE A NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! JACK FREAKIN SWAGGER NO JOKE JACK FREAKIN SWAGGER IS THE NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!!!

R Truth & John Morrison defeated Cryme Tyme

The guys couldn’t get the win at Mania, but they sure got the win here tonight. The match didn’t even have JTG getting into the match up, and they slightly teased a Cryme Tyme break up. Maybe I’m reading too much into it, but yeah, it’s the end of Cryme Tyme.

Well, Big Shad did kick JTG and continued to beat him up. I hate this sort of crap. I hate when tag teams, that haven’t even won a title get thrown into a singles thing…yeah, it worked for Shawn Michaels but it hasn’t worked for every team they split up. Lame. There’s no good tag-team wrestling in the WWE.

Drew McIntyre defeated Matt Hardy

Lame match. Worse than Squashing the guy.

Dolph Ziggler defeated The Great Khali

This match wasn’t that great, and Ziggler was getting beat most of it. But he hit Khali with a huge sleeper hold, and won…yes…he won with a sleeper hold.

Khali said he’s going to India.

Beth Phoenix & Tiffany defeated Layla & Michelle McCool

This match was your standard tag team fare, nothing too crazy went down at all, and I was almost bored to tears. Whatever….Smackdown tonight hasn’t been all that good.

KANE defeated Everyone on NXT via disqualification

Kane had to fight all the NXT guys. This match had Kane hitting everyone with his offense. Eventually the match broke down and Kane get jumped by 8 people! All the nxt guys jumped Kane and beat him up, to a chorus of boo’s.

Jack Swagger gave a state of the World Championship Address….lisping all the way.

Chris Jericho came out and wanted his title back, and cut a good promo against the new Champion.

Edge interrupted Chris Jericho's hissy fit.

Teddy Long came out and fixed things....

Next week on Smackdown will face EDGE and the winner will get to wrestle JACK SWAGGER!

Now the ending was alright, overall though, this night of smackdown was lackluster.

I didn't review NXT cause I got too tired...looking for a job sucks...it's been 9 months.

Swagger got last laugh with a gut wrench on Edge and Jericho.

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