Tuesday, July 26, 2016

WWE Battleground 2016 Results and Review

This weekend I was able to catch WWE Battleground, and while I didn’t review it right away, I figured it was better to do so today than never. Not that anyone is reading, but hey, I give it a good shot. Here we go the WWE Battleground results and review by me, Sir Jorge.

Breezango def. The Usos

This wasn’t half bad, a lot of high flying action. The Usos are great together, that brotherly bond is nice to see in the ring. Breezango is funny, their antics catching Pokemon have me laughing a bit during Raw and throughout their promos. I don’t play myself, but maybe I should.

3 Out of 5 Stars

Sasha Banks & Bayley def. Charlotte & Dana Brooke

The surprise teammate aspect intrigued me, and the overall match was really good. The match showcased Banks and Bayley throwing down some lethal combinations before they finally took out Miz and Riley, I mean Charlotte and Dana once and for all.

4 out of 5 Stars

The Wyatt Family def. The New Day

Boring match. Wyatt’s win. New Day sucks. Big E is going to break his neck going through the ropes every big match. He needs to stop.

2 out of 5 Stars

U.S. Champion Rusev def. Zack Ryder

Zack Ryder is so athletic, and yet he is useless against Rusev. I’m sure John Cena can come in and deflate the Rusev Balloon. Boring match.

2 out of 5 Stars

Sami Zayn def. Kevin Owens

Match of the night. Some of the moves didn’t make sense to me, but hey, I loved this. It was a good back and forth match. But it’s unbelievable to me that a frog splash and a superkick can’t put away a smaller wrestler. Sorry, nitpicking.

4 out of 5 Stars

Natalya def. Becky Lynch


2 out of 5 Stars

Intercontinental Champion The Miz vs. Darren Young ended in a Double Disqualification

I like Darren Young enough, but this match had no one surprised, and it was funny to watch. It was ok at best.

2 out of 5 Stars

John Cena, Enzo Amore & Big Cass def. The Club

Holy crap, The Club Sandwich boys are now officially buried and done. Cena and his crew win, with Cena getting the pin on Aj. Cena does nothing in WWE without his shovel, and here he is burying The Club Sandwich boys yet again.

2 out of 5 Stars

Randy Orton RKOs Chris Jericho on “The Highlight Reel”


1 out of 5 Stars

WWE Champion Dean Ambrose def. Roman Reigns & Seth Rollins (Triple Threat Match)

Not bad. I was actually thinking Roman was going to win this one, but nope. He is going to eat plates of dog poop and like it from now on. It’s funny, Lesnar is busted for drugs outright, and he is not suspended at all. Roman gets busted and he’s gone for 30 days and loses 2 nights in a row. This was a good match, but I don’t like The Shield, and don’t like this match. Although, I like that Colby Lopez is Latino, or at least in a Latino family. Sup essay?

4 out of 5 Stars

The overall event was ok at best. I was bored midway through. I need to get Hulu again.

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