WWE Monday Night Raw January 9, 2017 Results and Review The Longest 3 Hours Ever

Why Is Kevin Owens So Fat?

Raw was at the Smoothie King Center in New Orleans and they put on a show that no one seemed to like. Ok, some people may have enjoyed it, but I sure didn’t have a blast watching it. It was a boredom movement that was supposed to be 3 hours, but if you take out the commercials, it was only 2 hours.

WWE Monday Night Raw January 9, 2017 Results

Seth Rollins vs. Braun Strowman ended in a Double Count-out
Jack Gallagher def. Drew Gulak
Big Cass def. Jinder Mahal
Neville def. Lince Dorado
Raw Tag Team Champion Sheamus def. Luke Gallows
Raw Women’s Champion Charlotte Flair & Nia Jax def. Sasha Banks & Bayley
Kofi Kingston def. Titus O’Neil
Jeri-KO def. Roman Reigns to make Chris Jericho the new United States Champion

WWE Monday Night Raw January 9, 2017 Review

I’m going to just run down my thoughts on different things, instead of going play by play. I figured I might as well give my thought son things as you already know what happened.

Braun Strowman aka Brown Shoeman BURIED Seth Rollins

The fact that Seth Rollins got so much offense in was interesting, since Sami Zayn had to be in a Last Man Standing match in order to get that much offense. Not only that, the WWE painted the big guy as a guy that couldn’t get the win. Like he didn’t know the ten count. Rollins was buried here. When’s the last time Rollins did anything worthwhile? Where’s Triple H? Why is this happening?

Jack Gallagher is a great force in the cruiserweight division!

I love Gallagher, and he’s got some great style. I hope that the WWE doesn’t mess it up with his storylines, etc. I don’t know what is going to go on. He may eventually get a title shot, but honestly, he’s doing well with just being charismatic, if you ask me.

Big Cass def. Jinder Mahal

BORING

Shawn Michaels promoted a movie that I and no one else will be seeing.

Neville def. Lince Dorado

Neville won a fast match, and guess what? He got beat up by the cruiserweight champion. But why does the WWE insist on playing theme music for run ins? Just have the guys run in and beat people up. Stop playing their music first!?

Raw Tag Team Champion Sheamus def. Luke Gallows

Another boring match that led to nowhere.

Raw Women’s Champion Charlotte Flair & Nia Jax def. Sasha Banks & Bayley

Are there only 4 women in the whole Women’s Division? At least with the divas division there were far more women to juggle into the matches.

Kofi Kingston def. Titus O’Neil

BOREDOM.

Jeri-KO def. Roman Reigns to make Chris Jericho the new United States Champion

It’s always nice to see Jericho, that young up and comer winning a title. If you watch Raw, you would assume that there are only 3 major people in the company. Why? Because we’ve seen them wrestle 90,000 times! This was so boring.

Oh and the Undertaker? What the hell? Why is he so slow, and why is he on RAW? Why is he not on Smackdown? Why is Stephanie McMahon being such a bitch on Raw? Why is Foley still GM? Why is this show so damn boring?!? Who is liking any of this?

WWE Monday Night Raw 4/26/2016 Results and Review Shane Still Runs The Show

Again, yes again, Shane McMahon is in charge. Why even have the Hell In A Cell match? This logic thing is stupid, but hey, that’s what you get right? Out comes Shane, and here we go, another week of Raw, and I’m pumped. I just got back from Spokane, Washington to hang out with a dear friend of mine, and play some poker. Now I’m back in Indianapolis, hanging out, making buttons, and enjoying a little bit of the high life. So here is the break down of the Monday Night Raw HULU edition, since I don’t have cable. Images via WWE.COM

WWE Monday Night Raw 4/26/2016 Results and Review

Stephanie McMahon showed up to interrupt Shane, and the two talked about how this was the last night for Shane. Stephanie than dropped the bomb shell that this Sunday, Vince McMahon would detail who would be in charge of the WWE. Security came down and escorted Stephanie McMahon out, to uproarious cheers. BY the way, I’d like to just say that Stephanie is absolutely beautiful. Just saying. Stunning. For a mother of several children, she has such a great body, and well, that’s awesome. According to the Triple H dvd, she works out daily, and of course, she has the resources to get it done. This was a really cool segment with Stephanie getting carted out by Security, aka Indie Wrestlers.

Aj Styles defeated Sheamus

In the first time ever meeting, this match really showcased a good match. The two went for it, but it was Sheamus that was getting the upper hand for the most part. However, Styles, picked up the win with a little psychology. Missing the Brogue kick, Sheamus fell backwards and boom the Phenomenal Forearm knocked his ass out, letting Styles pick up the win before Gallows and Anderson came to the ramp to see what’s up. Styles has been on fire since coming into the WWE, even though Jericho buried him.

The WWE Tag Team tournament continued a bit, with promos getting cut by The New Day, The Vaudevillains and Enzo and Cass. It was ok, nothing too exciting. No action.

Gallows and Anderson's New Gear Is Like Nasty Boys 2.0

Gallows and Anderson defeated The Usos

Why did the team of Gallows and Anderson look like The Nasty Boys? Just saying. Nasty Boys 2.0, you heard it here first. This was an ok match, not what I expected, but hey, not everything can be a technical masterpiece, right? Overall, good flow, and of course The Bullet Club wins.

Roman Reigns easily took care of the Bullet Club after the match, in my view, burying them. Ok, maybe not, but come on. It would’ve looked way better of the Bullet Club beat down Reigns, but you know he’s the new Superman.

Sami Zayn defeated Rusev

Rusev controlled most of this match, and it was entertaining. However, Zayn wins with a random roll up ala 1992 WCW. I didn’t like the finish, but the rest of the match had some good points.

Ambrose came out to cut a promo on Jericho. Jericho came out and ranted, as usual. Another boring segment. I hate these. Jericho got the best of Ambrose, and gave him the Walls of Jericho on the announcer’s table. Yep. Nothing to see here folks.

As much as I liked the Chyna video tribute. Let’s not forget that the WWE, and Triple H specifically buried her many times in interviews and even in podcasts. This type of hypocrisy by the WWE is stupid, and disingenuous to the fact that Chyna was not well loved in the WWE before she died. I’m sorry, I can’t get behind this. WWE’s revisionist history is insane. RIP Chyna, sorry for the disingenuous attitudes. I wish people showed you love before you died, perhaps it would’ve helped more.

Aj Styles Getting Blasted While The Nasty Boys 2.0 Look On

Roman Reigns defeated Alberto Del Rio

So Roman buries Alberto Del Rio, oh well. The match was boring, the crowd wasn’t into it. Aj Styles comes out after Gallows and Anderson come down to fight Roman Reigns, only to get Superman Punched for his help. The question is, like the classic WCW world, is Aj Styles in collusion with The bullet Club? Well, A Phenomenal Forearm knocked out Reigns, so maybe he is in cahoots? I don’t know? Collusion? I don’t know. We’ll see at Payback, right?

Overall Rating: 5 out of 10

The Hulu edition of Raw had a lot more talking and promos than they had wrestling. I would prefer more wrestling, but hey, that’s me. It’s nice to see new matches, and Payback should be interesting, although Roman is going over. Simple as that.

WWE Monday Night Raw 4/26/2016 Results (HULU EDITION)

Aj Styles defeated Sheamus
Sami Zayn defeated Rusev
Gallows and Anderson defeated The Usos
Roman Reigns defeated Alberto Del Rio