WWE Monday Night Raw March 13, 2017 Results and Review Waste of Our Time

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Raw came to us from the Joe Louis Arena in Detroit, Michigan and from what I’m told it’s the last time. The arena may be getting bulldozed or something, but whatever the case may be, last night Raw was live and in stereo. I had high hopes for the night, but what ended up being pushed through was absolute garbage. There was a lot to complain about on this Raw, and wow, what a big level of b.s. and here we go.

WWE Monday Night Raw March 13, 2017 Results

Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman revealed the “Theory of WrestleMania Relativity”
Sasha Banks def. Dana Brooke
The Brian Kendrick and Tony Nese def. Akira Tozawa and TJ Perkins
U.S. Champion Chris Jericho and Sami Zayn def. Kevin Owens and Samoa Joe via Disqualification
Enzo Amore and Big Cass vs. Cesaro and Sheamus ended in a No Contest
Roman Reigns def. Jinder Mahal
Austin Aries def. Ariya Daivari
Big Show def. Titus O'Neil
Raw Women's Champion Bayley def. Nia Jax via Disqualification
Raw General Manager Mick Foley tried to fire Raw Commissioner Stephanie McMahon

WWE Monday Night Raw March 13, 2017 Review

Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman revealed the “Theory of WrestleMania Relativity”

I am not a fan of wrestling shows opening with guys talking. This night opened up with some absolutely tremendous b.s! Heyman came out to say that Lesnar will win at Wrestlemania. Brock Lesnar, the guy that has been punked out twice now, is going to win at Wrestlemania? I am STILL going to say that Bill Goldberg will win the match at Mania.

Sasha Banks def. Dana Brooke

This match was supposed to help Charlotte Flair. Flair told Brooke to make sure that Sasha could not continue moving forward to their match at Wrestlemania. But what happened? Brooke got beat down and lost in a fast match.

After the match, Flair was in the ring berating Brooke for losing, but Brooke turned and beat up the former women’s champion to an uproar from the crowd. I liked that!

The Brian Kendrick and Tony Nese def. Akira Tozawa and TJ Perkins

The cruiserweights once again put on a show. This was a fast paced, knock out match with some great timing. Even though Kendrick and Nese won, Perkins and Tozawa put on a great show of moves, and it was fun to watch. I really liked this match.

U.S. Champion Chris Jericho and Sami Zayn def. Kevin Owens and Samoa Joe via Disqualification

This match came after Kevin Owens did a longwinded speech about how he was going to beat Jericho. Then out came Samoa Joe and a straight up tag team match took shape. Jericho and Zayn tagged together, because they are now friends? This match ended in a disqualification, and that’s that. I guess Joe and Owens are the new hit crew? I don’t care for them, and Jericho is signaling a loss at Mania.

Enzo Amore and Big Cass vs. Cesaro and Sheamus ended in a No Contest

This match didn’t get going too far, as the Club Sandwich boys came out and beat up the two tag teams. Foley got mad and made a triple threat match for the titles at Mania.

Roman Reigns def. Jinder Mahal

Jinder My Balls lost. Reigns wins again, simple as that.

Shawn Michaels came out after the fact. HBK told Reigns that Undertaker is in his head, and that he better watch out. Reigns was ok here, but it was mostly a loss.

Austin Aries def. Ariya Daivari

This match was slow moving, and that was that. It was forgettable to say the least.

Big Show def. Titus O'Neil

Ugh, The BIG SLOW beat up Titus O’Neil. Lame.

Raw Women's Champion Bayley def. Nia Jax via Disqualification

Another bad match. Jax got disqualified and that’s that. She was back stage saying that she should be getting a title shot, and instead got this match, bulldozing Bayley. The same Nia Jax that couldn’t beat Sasha Banks at Fastlane is now just bulldozing Bayley, who cares.

Raw General Manager Mick Foley tried to fire Raw Commissioner Stephanie McMahon

And then we came to the end. Mick Foley said that Stephanie McMahon should be fired. Then Stephanie said no, and out came Triple H. Triple H came out and berated Foley. Foley was about to leave when he came out with Mr. Socko and put it into H! The crowd went nuts, and that prompted limpy Mcgee Seth Rollins. He threw away his crutch and then beat up Triple H for a minute before Triple H took the crutch and smashed Rollins across the knee and then beat him up. That was the end of Raw.

This night of 3 hours of Raw had very little wrestling. It was boring to say the least. Rollins doesn’t have a legit knee injury folks. I have one, and can say that it’s not so simple to get back into the ring like that. Whatever the case is, Raw was a boring, diluted, convoluted showcase of bad wrestling. Oh well. If you saw it, did you like it? I didn’t. I feel like it was a waste of my time.

WWE Monday Night Raw Results October 31, 2016 Results and Review The Boredom Continues

Rollins Wears Nikes

Monday Night Raw showed up yet again to bore us for 3 hours. Actually, I watched the Youtube option. It was only 2 hours and 8 minutes long. I’m awesome.

WWE Monday Night Raw Results October 31, 2016

Paul Heyman and Rusev confronted Goldberg
Enzo Amore def. Luke Gallows in a Trick or Street Fight
TJ Perkins def. WWE Cruiserweight Champion The Brian Kendrick via Count-out
Braun Strowman won a Battle Royal to qualify for the 5-on-5 Traditional Survivor Series Men’s Elimination Match
Rich Swann, Cedric Alexander & Lince Dorado def. Tony Nese, Drew Gulak & Ariya Daivari
Nia Jax def. Bayley
Cesaro & Sheamus def. The Shining Stars
U.S. Champion Roman Reigns def. Chris Jericho via Disqualification

WWE Monday Night Raw Review October 31, 2016

Since I watched the whole show, let’s discuss things in brief, since I’m not going to go longwinded on something that was so awful.

Paul Heyman and Rusev confronted Goldberg

Rusev sucks. I said it. Ok, he doesn’t, but he certainly should’ve been selling his injuries from Hell in A Cell, right? He wasn’t. Instead he got in Goldberg’s face, and got a jackhammer for his troubles. Then Heyman got a spear for jacking his jaw, and that was that. Golbderg is ok, I guess. I miss the WCW version circa 1997 – 1999, even if he did knock out Hart.

Enzo Amore def. Luke Gallows in a Trick or Street Fight

I loved this match. I love these matches, and it was a lot of fun to watch. Even though a lot of podcasts buried this, I didn’t. I thought it was fun, and I love how Gallows and Anderson worked in this one. Enzo and Cass were fun too, but this match was just a ball to see. I loved it, even if it wasn’t the most technical.

Match Rating: 3 out of 5

TJ Perkins def. WWE Cruiserweight Champion The Brian Kendrick via Count-out

Brian Kendrick is the smartest champion I’ve seen in a long time. I’ve always said that the heel champions should not want to fight fair, and figure out a way to keep the title on their waists, even if it means looking cowardly. This was just smart. Perkins got outsmarted, simple as that.

Match Rating: 2 out of 5

Braun Strowman won a Battle Royal to qualify for the 5-on-5 Traditional Survivor Series Men’s Elimination Match

Snow man wins. I don’t care for it.

Match Rating: 1 out of 5

Rich Swann, Cedric Alexander & Lince Dorado def. Tony Nese, Drew Gulak & Ariya Daivari

The after thought of the show is really turning into another Divas type showcase. These guys are good, but I feel like we already saw this at the PPV.

Match Rating: 2 out of 5

Nia Jax def. Bayley

Bayley sucks on Raw. Simple as that. She’s not nearly on the level of Charlotte or Sasha Banks. Nia Jax finished her fast, and that was that. Nia Jax versus Charlotte makes sense to me.

Match Rating: 1 out of 5

Cesaro & Sheamus def. The Shining Stars

I was yawning throughout this.

Match Rating: 1 out of 5

U.S. Champion Roman Reigns def. Chris Jericho via Disqualification

I was rooting for Jericho. Reigns sucks, and he was set to win this until Owens interfered and cost him the match. Rollins came out for the save, but why? Why would Seth Rollins care of Reigns is getting beat up? It makes no sense. This will no doubt lead to a tag match, I’m sure.

Raw sucked yet again. It’s a boring affair, and don’t think Smackdown was any better, it wasn’t. This was just awful, with a few sprinkles of fun.

WWE Monday Night Raw October 10, 2016 Results and Review Oldberg To Come Back

Everything Wrong With Raw Right Here

Oldberg is right. Bill Goldberg is not a young man. His best days are far behind him. Brock Lesnar is lazy, boring and not worth the money the WWE pays him. I don’t need to see him do 17 suplexes on Goldberg. If the WWE thinks that this is going to boost ratings, they are wrong. But let’s talk about Raw a bit more than this, and see why I am not so high on the product yet again.

WWE Monday Night Raw October 10, 2016 Results

Raw Women’s Champion Sasha Banks challenged Charlotte to a Hell in a Cell Match
Raw Tag Team Champion Kofi Kingston def. Cesaro
Bayley def. Cami Fields
Sin Cara & Lince Dorado def. Tony Nese & Drew Gulak
Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson attacked Enzo Amore & Big Cass
Sami Zayn & Neville def. Bo Dallas & Curtis Axel
R-Truth def. Titus O'Neil
Braun Strowman def. The Splash Brothers
Raw Women’s Champion Sasha Banks & U.S. Champion Roman Reigns def. Charlotte & Rusev
Paul Heyman challenged Goldberg
WWE Cruiserweight Champion TJ Perkins def. Ariya Daivari
Seth Rollins def. Chris Jericho to keep him out of the WWE Universal Championship Match at Hell in a Cell

WWE Monday Night Raw October 10, 2016 Review

This is from the HULU edition and it was not strong if you ask me. Here are my thoughts on what stood out.

Raw Women’s Champion Sasha Banks challenged Charlotte to a Hell in a Cell Match

The buildup was all wrong here. Sasha Banks should have asked Charlotte for the cage match because Dana Brooke kept interfering. She should have said that she was tired of the interference, and Charlotte squeaking by with title win after title win, and that the cage would keep Dana out and leave Charlotte in. Nope. They didn’t do that. Instead, Sasha said they could make history and what not, who cares. Sasha shouldn’t be champion just yet, that’s my two cents.

Bayley def. Cami Fields

Bayley is lost in the Raw mid card. She beat up a jobber, this was boring. Bayley is wasted here.

Match Rating: 2 out of 5

Raw Women’s Champion Sasha Banks & U.S. Champion Roman Reigns def. Charlotte & Rusev

Sasha Banks and Roman Reigns won this match, showing that the challengers are weak. Why would you lead into a new event with the champions going over huge, as if the bad guys just aren’t that good? Way to build up your talent. This was stupid. I didn’t like it, although the ending of the match was kind of interesting. Where was Dana Brooke? Where was Lana’s interference? Something, anything, nope, the good guys win clean, the bad guys look like chumps, why should I care?

Match Rating: 2 out of 5

Ok, the WWE said that the show wasn’t going to be about the general managers, and yet we have a long segment with them in the middle of the ring. Then we have matches getting signed, and random cheap pops going on. So much so that I just gave up on the show at that point. I fell asleep, and apparently missed nothing. Rollins beat Jericho, boring, and something else happened.

Oh, and no one wants to see Goldberg aka OLDBERG. What a lousy show.