WWE Fastlane 2017 Results and Review The Biggest Burial Ever

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WWE Fastlane was in the midwest this week, and of course I didn't go. I wanted to, and I wanted to go to Smackdown in Indianapolis this week, but have decided to stay home. I decided to just save my money and hopefully I can go to Las Vegas and Spokane. We'll see what happens.

This night in WWE history was interesting, and it was predictable. So predictable that I predicted all of the results except for 1.

Here we go, the results and review for this year's Fastlane.

WWE Fastlane 2017 Results

Rich Swann and Akira Tozawa def. The Brian Kendrick and Noam Dar (Kickoff Match)
Samoa Joe def. Sami Zayn
Raw Tag Team Champions Luke Gallows and Karl Anderson def. Enzo Amore and Big Cass
Sasha Banks def. Nia Jax
Cesaro def. Jinder Mahal
Big Show def. Rusev
WWE Cruiserweight Champion Neville def. Jack Gallagher
Roman Reigns def. Braun Strowman
Raw Women's Champion Bayley def. Charlotte Flair
Goldberg def. Kevin Owens to win the Universal Championship

WWE Fastlane 2017 Review

Rich Swann and Akira Tozawa def. The Brian Kendrick and Noam Dar (Kickoff Match)

The opening match was actually quite good. This match featured Swann and Tozawa putting on a showcase of moves against the heels. Someone said that this was thrown together, but it wasn't. Swann and Dar have been fighting with Alicia Fox in the middle of things.

Samoa Joe def. Sami Zayn

Sami Zayn lost like I said he would. He got beat down, and while he put on a nice show, Joe won making Zayn pass out. Oh well.

Raw Tag Team Champions Luke Gallows and Karl Anderson def. Enzo Amore and Big Cass

This was a far better match than any podcast said it would be. The Club Sandwich boys won with smart tag team action. Enzo and Cass are headed for a big break up.

Sasha Banks def. Nia Jax

Nia Jax should've won here. Banks got beat up a lot, and by some miracle won. She made Jax tap out, done and done. This was a disappointing ending.

Cesaro def. Jinder Mahal

Jinder My Balls is so jacked, how does he not get in trouble for steroids? Cesaro won a very entertaining match, which wasn't announced beforehand.

Big Show def. Rusev

Big Show beat the hell out of Rusev. The burial of Rusev is complete now, goodnight.

WWE Cruiserweight Champion Neville def. Jack Gallagher

Wow. This was the best match of the night. Neville really put on a show with Gallagher. Gallagher threw down a great deal of moves. It was a great match, and even my wife looked up from her smartphone here and there.

Roman Reigns def. Braun Strowman

Roman Reigns, wow. The Burial of Brown Shoeman is complete. Braun looked good, went for a huge splash and missed. Reigns wins CLEAN. I kid you not.

Raw Women's Champion Bayley def. Charlotte Flair

Bayley won a hard hitting match, but it wasn't without Sasha Banks interfereing. Flair wasn't in tip top game here. Bayley pushed through a great match, but not without a few misses, so I guess that's something to remember.

Goldberg def. Kevin Owens to win the Universal Championship

Did I call it or did I call it? Goldberg BURIES Kevin Owens fast. Kevin Owens loses in 21 seconds. That's the end of this.

Prediction For Goldberg

Mark my words. GOLDBERG defeats Lesnar in 18 seconds at Wrestlemania. I'm calling it here first.

Or

Goldberg vs. Lesnar vs. Kevin Owens vs. Chris Jericho for the Universal Title will be announced so that Goldberg can lose the title to a full timer.

Or

There will be a money in the bank ladder match, and the winner will cash in on Goldberg and WIN. 

WWE Fastlane 2017 Predictions – The Predictable Road To Wrestlemania

This weekend, live from the  BMO HARRIS BRADLEY CENTER in Milwaukee, Wisconsin the WWE is putting on their annual PPV Fastlane. I don't really remember last year's event, but I'm sure it was not as good as this line up they got going this year.

This year, leading into Wrestlemania, a lot of stories are colliding. With that in mind, here are my predictions to this event. I'm sure everyone has their ideas as to what will occur.

WWE Fastlane 2017 Predictions 

Universal Champion Kevin Owens vs. Goldberg

All eyes are on the Universal Title, and I think that Goldberg is going to take the win. That's right, Bill Goldberg is going to bury Kevin Owens, and that's it.

Roman Reigns vs. Braun Strowman

How do you keep Strowman strong in defeat? Nearly kill Reigns, and then fall over, only to have Reigns fall on top of him. That's the way. What do I think? Roman Reigns will bury Strowman.

Raw Women’s Champion Bayley vs. Charlotte Flair

Charlotte Flair will win again. Bayley is floundering on the main roster.

Sami Zayn vs. Samoa Joe

Zayn will put on a good fight, but it will be Samoa Joe that puts his lights out here. Zayn is a whipping boy for WWE.

Cruiserweight Champion Neville vs. Jack Gallagher

Gallagher is going down. I love his work, but Neville is going to win and it's going to be brutal.

Raw Tag Team Champions Luke Gallows and Karl Anderson vs. Enzo Amore and Big Cass

The Club Sandwich boys will win, most likely via DQ.

Sasha Banks vs. Nia Jax

Banks is going to lose a close one this time. She'll probably cut a promo about how since she was a little girl she loved Eddie Guerrero and what not.

Rich Swann & Akira Tozawa vs. The Brian Kendrick & Noam Dar (Kickoff Match)

I can't wait to see what Alicia FOOOUUUUUUXXX is wearing. Noam Dar is so charismatic, I hope he and Kendrick pull the win here. However, I'm going with Tozawa and Swann winning with a nice set of moves.

There you have it, my predictions for this weekend's show. I will be drinking, that's for certain.