WWE Superstars 8/12/10 Results and Review

WWE Superstars 8/12/10 Results

Michelle McCool defeated Kelly Kelly
Chavo Guerrero defeated Chris Masters
The Usos defeated Goldust & Yoshi Tatsu

WWE Superstars 8/12/10 Review

I'm dead tired this week. I still don't have a job, but wrestling is a nice escape from time to time.

The Usos defeated Goldust & Yoshi Tatsu

This match was dumb. Sure, it had a bunch of great spots...er...just spots. Goldust should be given a better run, a title run, and his old gimmick back with lots of vignettes and homophobia inducing manuevers. Remember when he cost Razor the title? That was awesome! Remember the Golden Casket match? oh man! Goldust can still go, someone give him a shot! The Usos are lame, fire them already.

Chavo Guerrero defeated Chris Masters

I don't care. You don't care. Guerrero is ok, but he needs to go to TNA or something. Sorry, Eddie carried the little guy, and yet he actually was interesting in WCW.

Michelle McCool defeated Kelly Kelly

The divas had a better match than I expected. McCool can wrestle, if given time and what not. I think Kelly Kelly needs to just go, her botches are becoming epic, and well...I'm tired of her. MCCool wins with her AJ Styles finisher, and that was that.

Superstars is the best pure wrestling show that the WWE pushes out, but that isn't necessarily a great thing, just sayin.

WWE NXT 8/10/10 Results and Review

WWE NXT 8/10/10 Results

Kaval, Lucky Cannon, and Percy Watson defeated Mike McGullicutty, Alex Riley, and Husky Harris
The Miz defeated John MOrrison

WWE NXT 8/10/10 Review

The show opened up with Michael Cole hitting a punching bag...I hate this crap....ugh this is so stupid.

I'm tired of NXT. They did some stupid punching gimmick.

During the break Miz and Morrison got into a verbal exchange....it was boring...Miz is over, but I'm tired of NXT.

Kaval, Lucky Cannon, and Percy Watson defeated Mike McGullicutty, Alex Riley, and Husky Harris

This was your standard nxt six man tag, much like the one on raw. Same style of match, same sort of high spots. The match was given a lot of time, and things ended up getting a little exciting towards the end. Kaval is awesome, he should win it all. Kaval won after hitting his finisher...man Layla is hot...Kaval is lucky.

The Miz defeated John MOrrison

This match wasn't half bad, and featured some good overall action. I wasn't too bored with this match, and Miz won after Morrison hurt his ankle with a missed kick. I liked it, and like how the Miz is being booked right now.

Lucky cannon was eliminated.

Next week they'll eliminate 2 more rookies.

Whatever.

I'm tired of Nxt...you should be too.

WWE Monday Night Raw 8/9/10 Results and Review

WWE Monday Night Raw 8/9/10 Results

The Miz defeated Evan Bourne
Melina defeated Alicia Fox
Mike McGullicutty, Alex Riley, and Husky Harris defeated Kaval, Percy Watson, Lucky Cannon
R Truth & John Morrison defeated Zack Ryder & William Regal
The Bellas won a summertime slide match
Edge & Chris Jericho Bret Hart & John Cena in a Lumberjack match with nexus at ringside

WWE Monday Night Raw 8/9/10 Review

Bret Hart started the show and cut a promo. Jericho came out and Hart tried to talk to Jericho about staying with team Cena....ugh...I'm bored already.

Edge came out to join the fray.

He cut a promo asking him what's up?

Who cares.

Edge and Jericho punked Hart, and that rushed Natalya out to help them. Backstage Tyson Kidd and David Hart Smith was getting beat up by Nexus...will they join Team Cena? Probably.

Lame.

The Miz defeated Evan Bourne

This match was quite fast and hard, and I liked it. Evan Bourne hit Miz with some amazing moves, and Miz was able to overcome the onslought. The Miz finally got the Skull Crushing Finale and he won. The match was probably one of the swifted and most interesting match on an entertainment level that I've seen in a long time.

Melina defeated Alicia Fox

This match was stupid, but Melina somehow took a lot of punishment. I'm not sure where they were going with this, but eventually Melina screamed and won with a nice finisher. They called it the Last Sunset Bomb or something...I don't care. Melina sucks....the divas suck...I'm not convinced.

Mark Henry was supposed to be in a match, but he got beat up by Nexus.

Sheamus came out and cut a promo...it sucked. The general manager said that if Orton loses there will be no rematch.

The two squared off in ring and just stared each other down and after Sheamus was ready to strike out came Orton and struck him...the two exchanged blows. Orton hit the back cracker and was in complete control. This segment between Sheamus and Orton better lead to an all high spots, counter power move match because if they do rest holds it's going to suck the life out of the crowd. This fast paced offense and back and forth nature of the beast can make for quite a match up. Orton nearly punted Sheamus but stopped himself...we'll see what happens at Summerslam indeed!

Mike McGullicutty, Alex Riley, and Husky Harris defeated Kaval, Percy Watson, Lucky Cannon

This six man tag wasn't half bad. It wasn't great, but eh...who cares? Kaval and Harris are the only two guys I was watching and they made this match worth watching. Lucky Kannon had some nice points of interest too.

Post match, Sheamus attacked everyone for no apparent reason.

R Truth & John Morrison defeated Zack Ryder & William Regal

This was a throwaway match up. Truth and Morrison worked well together and put away the jobbers with relative ease. They were working like a well oiled machine, and it was quite good overall. It was a fast paced, easy to watch match with no major reprucssions...and for once, Morrison hit Starship Pain, not missed it!

There was a Summerslam slide or something? I don't know...it was weird. There was a triple threat summertime spectacular match...I don't know what's going on...this is stupid.

Santino was the ref?

The Bellas won a summertime slide match

I don't know what to tell you about this. All the divas were in swim suits and they kind of had a match...I don't know, it was stupid to me. The bellas won, but who cares!?!? I can't even describe what I saw folks.

Post match it looked like Tamina was interested in Santino.

Edge & Chris Jericho Bret Hart & John Cena in a Lumberjack match with nexus at ringside

This match wasn't great. Nexus wouldn't beat up the heels, which was interesting. However, later in the match they did attack the heels! Hart grabbed Gabriel and knocked him down, and that was that. this was the most convoluted match up folks, seriously, one of the worst matches. I'm not even sure what happened, the Nexus guys took out Edge and Jericho and it was Cena and Hart vs the Nexus 7!

Out ran John Morrison and R Truth!

Edge and Jericho were on the ramp watching.

Then they decided to run down and help!

It was 7 on 7 as the show was ending and the crowd was going nuts. They all got into it and the crowd was going completely nuts, this is the most excited I've ever heard a crowd. The Nexus guys were then thrown out of the ring and they ran out, being chased by Team Cean!

That was that.

The ppv should finish the storyline or continue it, what do I know?

This night of Raw bored me, except the ending which was interesting. I guess the Miz is still worth watching too. Oh well, that's the end...I'm tired, I'm going to sleep now.

TNA Hardcore Justice 2010 Results and Review

TNA Hardcore Justice 2010 Results

THE FBI defeated Kid Kash, Simon Diamond, Johnny Swinger
Too Cold Scorpio defeated CW Anderson
Stevie Richards defeated Justin Credible w/ Nova & Fake Blue Meanie
Rhyno defeated Al Snow and Spike Dudley in a triple threat elimination match
The Dudleys w/ Joel Gertner defeated Balls Mahoney & Axel Rotten
Raven defeated Tommy Dreamer w/ special guest referee Mick Foley
RVD defeated SABU

TNA Hardcore Justice 2010 Review

The TNA ECW ppv started with a recap of the past of extreme wrestling. It's relatively the same as the one they showed on Impact. Once again, we see if TNA could make something out of nothing.

The crowd kept saying ECW regardless of copyright.

Taz came out first!

Taz gave some lame speech..it sucked.

THE FBI defeated Kid Kash, Simon Diamond, Johnny Swinger

Most of these guys do not have their physiques. I didn't really want to watch this, and was already tired. This was a very interesting match, because it had real wrestling in it! There were a few botches, but for the most part there was a good overall pace and wrestling prowess that YOU DO NOT SEE regularly. TNA talent could learn a thing or two from these guys, even if some of them were obviously out of their prime. The match turned into a dance off....ugh...not my thing. So thsi match had some good moments, and it wasn't a complete loss, despite a little bit of ring rust. I liked it, it was entertaining, and the best six man tag I've seen in a long time.

The main event would be none other than RVD vs Sabu, since Jerry Lynn was injured.

Too Cold Scorpio defeated CW Anderson

Scorpio (Flash Funk) doesn't look like he has been kept up his workout regimen, but then again CW Anderson wasn't exactly ripped. This match was interesting, if only to showcase that these two could still work really well. I liked it, wow, I didn't think I would like it, but Scorpio is quite fast. Scorpio won with one of the most amazing moves I've ever seen! He did a Full BackFlip and hit a LEG DROP! That's right, a full flip leg drop!

Bill Alfonso was backstage with RVD.

Stevie Richards defeated Justin Credible w/ Nova & Fake Blue Meanie

Justin Credible had this match nearly won with a spinning Tombstone Piledriver, but was distracted. Other than some simple moves, this match wasn't all that great, and the crowd was dead until Stevie hit the Superkick and won this match up. I didn't like it that much, and it was a real downer until Credible hit Richards with the Singapore Cane! That was awesome for sure.

The lights went out, and guess who?

THE SANDMAN! (Taz of course ruined the surprise)

The Sandman showed up and Justin Credible tried to fight, but immediately got a Russian Leg Sweep and the caning of his life. That was that. Sandman is fat again..that's nice. I saw him in Los Angeles around 2001 and he was really skinny and looked nearly sick.

It's nice to see that Francine gaind some weight and has a kid now. Remember that one time that Francine showed her tits? I didn't see it, but RF Video had a vhs for sale, but alas...I never saw it.

Rhyno defeated Al Snow and Spike Dudley in a triple threat elimination match

Spike is slower now, and couldn't hang at a few moments in this match. Al Snow and Rhyno did a lot of the heavy lifting. Snow used Head during the match after a ref bump and Spike used a chair to try to get leverage, by throwing it at Al Snow ala Eddie Guerrero! Then Al snow pretended to be out. This match had a lot of dead spots, but eventually managed to have a good enough finish to get the crowd alive. Rhyno speared Spike and won, that was that. Not really a great match, and just a filler to me.

The Dudleys w/ Joel Gertner defeated Balls Mahoney & Axel Rotten

This match was hardcore, and nasty. There were a lot of unprotected head shots, lots of plunder, and another reason why maybe ECW wasn't all that great. There wasn't a whole lot of wrestling here, and just your average big man match with lots of weapons. It's a nice throwback, including tables and chairs and the likes, but come on, it wasn't all that great. Nice nostalgia piece at best, but it was just an ugly match. Oh and yes, they lit the table on fire and threw Balls Mahoney through it...yep.

Post match out came the Gangstas! New Jack and what I believe was Mustafa? Yep, New Jack was hitting anything that moved with stuff. I didn't care for this at all.

Raven defeated Tommy Dreamer w/ special guest referee Mick Foley

This match was terrible. It had a lot of slow points, lots of weapons. I believe LODI showed up or someone, I don't know. Some random dude hit a nice leg drop. The crowd started chanting Holy Shit at one point when Foley gave the mandible claw with barbed wire wrapped around his hand. I didn't hate it, but um...it was weird. raven handcuffed Tommy Dreamer, and thsi was a throwback to the chair shot heard round the world. This too was done by WWF with Mankind and The Rock...remember? Raven eventually won...but this match wasn't that great...I didn't like it. It was just pointless...whatever. Boring ass match. Beulah was there, that was cool.

RVD defeated SABU

Bill Alfonso at ringside

Sabu had his head shaved. RVD stalled a lot in this match to go outside and play up his older style. Maybe Sabu couldn't go that well, or maybe things were just not going well...I don't know. This match was slow moving and tired. Sabu and RVD did a nice match up for what it was, but it was painfully obvious that SABU is NOT in his prime and was having problems later in the match. A table finale after a string of extreme moves ended this one, and of course RVD goes over.

The show ended with a speech from Tommy Dreamer and a bunch of people in the ring.

Overall not the worst show ever, but it wasn't nearly as good as the ECW ppv's I actually did order back in the day. Oh well...I hope TNA made a few bucks or whatever was their plan for this, because it was an "ok" show at best.

WWE Friday Night Smackdown 8/6/10 Results and Review

WWE Friday Night Smackdown 8/6/10 Results

Dashing Cody Rhodes defeated Matt Hardy
Dolph Ziggler defeated Kofi Kingston to win the Intercontinental Championship
The Straightedge Society defeated MVP, JTG, and Chris Masters
Rey Mysterio defeated Drew McIntyre

WWE Friday Night Smackdown 8/6/10 Review

Rey Mysterio started the show and was cutting a promo. He was talking about last week and getting thrown into the Gulf of Mexico. I didn't really like this, and I've never been a big fan of Mysterio on the mic. I don't think that MYSTERIO should ever be allowed on the mic...it's stupid. He claims he didn't take out Undertaker.

Drew McIntyre came out. Drew said that Rey was a criminal and basically that he sucked. I'm so sick of Drew McIntyre....and Smackdown took 15 minutes to open and it was terrible.

Dashing Cody Rhodes defeated Matt Hardy

I don't like Cody Rhodes and his new gimmick. It's not because he's a bad wrestler, it's because he looks like this kid I knew. He was screwing with all the chicks in my class, and in his grade and would never get his comeupin....to this day, he was just hitting it and quitin it....so I'm a little bitter about it. I'm sick of seeing Fat Ass Matt Hardy, fyi. This match was ok, with Cody actually working over Matt a lot better than most other wrestlers. Hardy looked winded early. This match took some nice spots and made watching it bearable, but it was the end that got me. Hardy looked legit knocked out at one point and then CrossRhodes was hit and that was that.

Laycool found a loophole into the WWE Women's Title trouble. They split the title belt in half...literally! YES LITERALLY! Ridiculous if you ask me, but whatever.

Dolph Ziggler defeated Kofi Kingston to win the Intercontinental Championship

If anyone deserves the IC title it's Ziggler. He should've won it last year at Night of Champions when he put on a 5 star classic, but whatever. He finally gets the title and by defeating Kofi Kingston. I personally don't like Kofi that much, but then again, many don't like Ziggler. This match was a little boring, with high spots missing. Ziggler basically had the majority of the offense here, and it looked lke this thing was over when Kingston hit Trouble in Paradise! Vickie went to work distracting the ref and Ziggler hit the ZIG ZAG for the win.

Post match, Kofi beat down Ziggler to within an inch of his life. I don't care. I'm not a huge Kofi fan.

The Straightedge Society came out and Punk was on the mic, good work as usual. Punk started going nuts, well he was a nuts leader before, but now he's even more nuts.

The Straightedge Society defeated MVP, JTG, and Chris Masters

This was your standard six man tag fare. Nothing too crazy here, moderately entertaining at times. PUnk kicked MVP while he wasn't looking and Luke Gallows pinned him. That was that. This match didn't completely bore me, but it was hard to get into when 4 out of the 6 guys were just jobbers.

Rey Mysterio defeated Drew McIntyre

Drew can wrestle, sometimes. He's not always on, and that's what bugs me the most about him. This match was nearly all McIntyre with Mysterio getting beat down for a good portion of this match up. Mysterio would eventually turn things around with some quickness and his patented move sets. While Drew dodged the 619, he could dodge the Huricanrana reversal to roll up pinfall victory and that was that. This match was long, and featured some nice easy going spots, and Rey won.

Mysterio was supposed to reveal who really got to Taker. But Kane came down with a casket and ran him away. Rey was about to SNITCH!

REY SNITCHED ON KANE, basically said that KANE did it.

On paper this show was solid, but in action? Not really. I was kind of bored with this week's edition of SMackdown and am glad I can finally stop writing.