Tuesday, October 5, 2010

WWE Monday Night Raw 10/4/10 Results and Review

WWE Monday Night Raw 10/4/10 Results

Evan Bourne & Mark Henry defeated Michael Tarver & John Cena
Natalya defeated Alicia Fox
Daniel Bryan defeated Sheamus via DQ
The Bellas defeated Laycool
Wade Barrett won a Raw Battle Royal for the #1 Contendership

WWE Monday Night Raw 10/4/10 Review

One night after Cena joins Nexus, that's all people can talk about, or rather I can think about. I don't really care for a lot of other things going on in WWE, but that is kind of interesting. So even though I am tired, I'm going to speak on this...as Konnan would say.

Nexus in the ring start the show talking about last night. They say that Michael McGullicutty and Husky Harris are the two that interfered in the match, and that Wade Barrett did NOT ask for their help.

Nexus joined Nexus, and read a written statement to the crowd about it.

Evan Bourne & Mark Henry defeated Michael Tarver & John Cena

This match was 90% Henry and Bourne beating up Michael Tarver. despite Tarver being in Nexus, fans were cheering. Tarver was going to tag Cena, but Cena jumped off the apron and pulled out a sharpie and started to sign autographs! That left Tarver in ring with Henry and that was that. Tarver getes killed, and Cena gave people autographs, and lost the match. This was an interesting development, and the match was passable. Tarver has some nice moves, he's vastly improved since NXT.

Post match, John Cena got on the mic. He said that he is going to break up Nexus from within. Which is kind of dumb...but I guess it can work. Michael Tarver was then attacked by Cena.

John Cena was then messaged by the GM and was told that he had to work with Nexus or he'd be fired.

Natalya defeated Alicia Fox

This was a short match with Natalya winning with a sharpshooter. Yep, that's it.

Backstage Cena chased after Husky and Michael...and then ran into Nexus...they were going to "talk".

Daniel Bryan defeated Sheamus via DQ

They buried Daniel Bryan. If Sheamus had such a "hard" match last night, how can he be so aggressive against Bryan? Last night Orton buried Sheamus, and now Daniel Bryan is being buried by Sheamus. Lame. Sheamus sucks.

Edge was supposed to apologize to the Raw GM, but The Miz came out and beat him up. Oh and, Edge is going to Smackdown.

The Bellas defeated Laycool

The worst match I've seen in a long time. I hated it. Worst match ever.

Goldust was the one sending notes...and he wants the Million Dollar championship! He's now in a major angle on RAW!

Wade Barrett won a Raw Battle Royal for the #1 Contendership

This match was your standard battle royal with one thing left out...the fact that John Cena was told to eliminate himself and he did. That was the end of this match. Yep. Cena quit, like a chump.

Monday, October 4, 2010

WWE Hell In The Cell 2010 PPV Results and Review

WWE Hell In The Cell 2010 Results

Daniel Bryan defeated The Miz & John Morrison in a submissions count anywhere match
Randy Orton defeated Sheamus in a Hell in the Cell Match
Edge defeated Jack Swagger
Wade Barrett defeated John Cena
Natalya defeated Michelle McCool by disqualification
Kane defeated Undertaker in a hell in the cell match

WWE Hell In A Cell 2010 Review

Last night the WWE did yet another ppv with a theme. I am finally better from a cold, and am jacked on coffee, so here are my thoughts on the ppv that was....well....you'll see or didn't see...what do I know?

The opening match was the United States Title match...which was a surprise to me, but I guess it could've gotten good. My favorite falls count anywhere match? Kevin Sullivan vs Chris Benoit at The Great American Bash 1996.

Daniel Bryan defeated The Miz & John Morrison in a submissions count anywhere match

The match began fast paced, and the submissions were being taken out. We saw Cattle Mutilation at one point, Morrison using a variety of leg submissions, and The Miz also trying to get into the fray. The match was actually not haf bad, but if something stood out early on, it was Morrison's constant high risk offense, most of the time causing himself pain rather than hitting his opponents square. The guys ended up in the lower ramp area to the side of the stage, and this match was quickly turning into a "hardcore" match, rather than a submission match, but I was ok with that. I just want to note that Michael Cole, wasn't crazy here, and was finally just ok. Towards the end, or rather towards the midpoint, Morrison climbed to the top of a steel barricade about 15 feet up and hit a cross body on Miz & Bryan which just looked great. Shades of Superfly Snuka, he dove at least 15 feet...it was insane! John MOrrison had this match won with a Texas Cloverleaf on Miz but Alex Riley came out to stop it, and that left Daniel Bryan and Miz fighting on the ramp, to which Bryan locked in the Label Lock, forcing Miz to tap out clean. Bryan retains in a hard fought match. Michael Cole finally admitted that Bryan is the real deal! Not a 4 star match, but quite the fast paced, good overall submissions match. I liked it. A good opener.

The Second match of the night, oddly enough, was the WWE Title match and the first of two Hell In The Cell matches. Orton and Sheamus, second? I guess.

Randy Orton defeated Sheamus in a Hell in the Cell Match

There was no blood. There was some sweat, and this match was NOT brutal. There were some nice shots, and some good overall back and forth points, but Orton essentially buried Sheamus here. Orton's ribs were getting messed up throughout the match, but Sheamus hit Orton with EVERYTHING and Orton kicked out. He kicked out of chair shots, stair shots, the bro kick, and so much more. Super Orton hit the RKO to the Steel Steps and didn't look hurt or tired after he won. UGH! John Cena 2.0 is what we are seeing. The match was ok...just ok. It wasn't worth the price of admission, that's for sure. Orton wins. No one cares. This was NOT hell! Not even top 5 or Top 10...nothing.

Alberto Del Rio came out and cut a promo. He was stopped by Edge, who cut a promo, and then right when they were going to fight, Jack Swagger came out and talked about how he should be on the PPV.

Edge defeated Jack Swagger

The general manager computer said that Edge would face Swagger, so that match started next. The two put on an ok match, but the crowd was dead silent, and rightfully so. These two in an impromptu match? Not worth it. The rated PG "R" supserstar won this one...in one of the most boring matches I've ever seen. Edge wins...and no one, not even the crowd cared.

Wade Barrett defeated John Cena

For whatever reason the crowd was fully behind this one, and they were vocal about it. The match was another "John Cena" classic, meaning it was just back and forth with no real crazy action. Nexus came out and didn't interfere, and the locker room came down to help and ran them out of town. The match turned into a series of power moves and kickouts, and the only intriguing thing about this was the stipulation, which I wasn't sure would stick either way. This match was going downhill, and Cena was looking to be the overall winner and it was insane. There was a "FAN" that ran in and they were trying to get him out, meanwhile, a random guy jumped the baricade and hit John Cena with a pipe or something?!? It was weird, and looked "legit" and Cena was knocked out cold! That's right, the old, "random" fan run in thing....Cena was completely knocked out and people were stunned. This is pro wrestling folks, wrestling at its absolute dumbest and finest.

John Cena is now on the Nexus. Is he going to turn HEEL? I hope so. JOHN CENA GOES HEEL!

Natalya defeated Michelle McCool by disqualification

This match had some legit wrestling, which was odd. I liked the wrestling parts of this match, and with Layla getting in the way, this wasn't the worst divas match ever. When given time and some actual options in ring, the divas can go, at least these two can go. Layla threw her shoes at Natalya and got disqualified...and that was that. This match ended terribly, but it had some ok moments.

Kane defeated Undertaker in a hell in the cell match

The main event was the old men slugging away at each other. The final match of the night sucked, plain and simple. To big guys hitting each other with power moves and clothes lines. THere was some cage usage, and Kane got cut on his head, but overall, this was just a terrible match. Lots of punches and lots of power moves, with nearfalls etc. The crowd was dead for a lot of it, but were back in it towards the end. Bearer was locked outside of the cage, and wasn't a major factor until the end. A ref bump forced the officials to open the cage and that's when Paul Bearer came into the ring. Undertaker was going to get the win but Paul Bearer shown the Urn's light into Undertaker's eye and "turned" on him!?! Yes, Bearer Heel Turn! This was the DUMBEST STUPIDEST PIECE OF CRAP FINISH IN WWE HISTORY! Kane used the Urn on Taker! Ugh...so tired of this crap. Kane wins, worst match ever...ugh....so sick of this crap...this is just BS BS! WORST FINISH EVER! WORST! UGH SO SICK OF WWE and these two idiots. KANE SUCKS UNDERTAKER SUCKS UGH!!! BS!

Stupid night of wrestling. There were a few bright spots, but overall? This night of wrestling sucked. Face it. WWE hasn't provided a good ppv in a long time.

Saturday, October 2, 2010

WWE Friday Night Smackdown 10/1/10 Results and Review

WWE Friday Night Smackdown 10/1/10 Results

Dolph Ziggler vs MVP (no contest)
Natalya, The Bellas & Kelly Kelly defeated Laycool, Maryse & Alicia Fox
The Nexus defeated The Big Show
The Undertaker defeated CM Punk
Randy Orton defeated Cody Rhodes
John Cena vs Kane in a lumberjack match with nexus (no contest)

WWE Friday Night Smackdown 10/1/10 Review

Friday Night Smackdown moved to SyFy and I didn't care, you didn't care, and apparently Greenday is the new theme song? Ugh...lousy start. THe show started right away with an intercontinental title match!?! I guess that's cool.

Dolph Ziggler vs MVP (no contest)

I'm a fan of Dolph Ziggler, he's actually a good overall worker and I think he has a lot of potential to be a great mid-carder. I don't see him as a world title contender, but as the IC champion or US champion? Yep! This match was getting really good, I liked it, and then THE NEXUS came out and jumped Ziggler! That was the end of this match.

Nexus then got into the ring and jumped MVP!

Big Show came out for the save, but he was handling the guys easily...which was interesting to see. Nexus eventually won this round.

John Cena ran out, and he got beat up too.

Big show changed things up with a chair. I didn't care.

Natalya, The Bellas & Kelly Kelly defeated Laycool, Maryse & Alicia Fox

Terrible as usual. This is just stupid. The commentary switched to promoting Mick Foley's book, which was odd. The crowd was dead, and I was coughing up a lung since I'm sick still...and still can't get a damn job....oh well. Maryse tapped out to the Sharpshooter and that was that. Laycool together are kind of sexy...I wouldn't mind saying "what's up?" but other than that, this match sucked.

Jack Swagger came out to sing his own praises, and eventually Edge came out to mop up. Oh and there was an "Eagle" in the ring...and Edge beat it up. Swagger was dressed as a king...ugh...this was so stupid. Not since Angle was interupted by Shane McMahon have I cared for an "angle" of this type. The mascot got speared and I guess that got a cheap pop.

The Nexus defeated The Big Show

The whole Nexus did something that they couldn't do at ANY OTHER TIME! They beat 1 man. They beat Big Show and won. If this were John Cena, he'd rise up and beat all of them!

The Undertaker defeated CM Punk

What the heck? Is CM Punk now a resident jobber? He loses again clean. Undertaker sucks, Punk is getting "buried" and ugh...I'm tired of these recycled stories.

Rey Mysterio returned from a fractured arm? Stupid. Alberto Del Rio and Mysterio had words, and that was that. Del Rio escaped. I give up...Mysterio beat up the ring announcer, and that was that.

Randy Orton defeated Cody Rhodes

As if this was a suprrise. Orton barely even broke a sweat here. Orton not only beat Rhodes he hit McIntyre with an RKO! I'm sick of these "Super Hero" characters. It was ok for me in the 80's but now? Ugh...we've moved so far away from this. Sheamus hit the "bro" kick. I don't know the real name nor do I care...Sheamus sucks. This match was stupid...ugh...no more brand seperation? I'll take it.

John Cena vs Kane in a lumberjack match with nexus (no contest)

I'm sick of these two. Kane hasn't been relevant to me in a long time. Cena sucks. This match was stupid. It was a slow moving match that looked to be another non-finish. Nexus interfered and Cena ran away.

The lights went out and guess what? Undertaker was there and he beat up Kane...ugh...I'm so sick of this lame feud. The show ended with the two brothers staring each other down...ugh...what a terrible smackdown show. Worst SMACKDOWN EVER! EVER! SO TIRED OF THIS BS!

Friday, October 1, 2010

TNA Impact 9/30/10 Results and Review

TNA Impact 9/30/10 Results

Rhyno & Tommy Dreamer defeated Beer Money in a lumberjack match
Generation Me defeated Ink Inc
Aj Styles defeated Brian Kendrick
Ken Anderson defeated Samoa Joe
Abyss vs. Kurt Angle in a steel cage match

TNA Impact 9/30/10 Review

Kurt Angle started the show talking about random crap...then we found out that Abyss will fight Angle in a cage and the two started fighting backstage. Yep, they just randomly brawled, and that's it.

Rhyno & Tommy Dreamer defeated Beer Money in a lumberjack match

This match was terrible. These four do not have charisma with each other and the match was just boring. The match had a lot of nearfalls towards the end, and pandamonium broke loose on the floor. Dreamer dodged a beer bottle to the head and hit the Dreamer Driver to win the match up. This was seriously a terrible match. It was a waste of time.

Mick Foley challenged Ric Flair.

Ric Flair beat up Foley's book...yep. I kid you not, he beat up FOley's book....I'm so bored with this crap.

Generation Me defeated Ink Inc

This match sucked. I think the guys are talented, but it just didn't strike me as that good. There were some nice spots, but nothing that great.

Post match they got chased out by The Motor City Machine Guns. They didn't appeared injured at all.

Remember the ranking system? Yeah, neither does TNA. Oh and, WHO KIDNAPPED SAMOA JOE?!?!?!

Ken Anderson defeated Samoa Joe

This match was slow moving, and didn't highlight either man. Anderson eventually got the Mic Check on Joe and that was that. This match was barely passable.

The Pope, Kevin Nash and Sting are apparently friends now.

Aj Styles defeated Brian Kendrick

Not much to say about this one. Styles won. Styles looked like he took a major shot to the mouth, but Kendrick was the loser here. I'm not sure where they are going with his character, as he just keeps losing.

Abyss vs. Kurt Angle in a steel cage match

This match was in fact a cage match. It had all the trappings of a quality cage match, and it got brutal. Angle got completely bloodied and was getting the beating of his life. He was getting taken out at every corner, and Abyss took some shots, but not nearly as bad as Angle. The ref got taken out and then Anderson came down to help, but he got taken out by Abyss.

The end of the match had Abyss with both men beaten, and the ref out. I guess that means Abyss wins?

The crowd was dead quiet on this, cause no one cared for it, and I didn't. Worst cage match I've ever seen. Worst one ever...plain and simple. Worst than the Kennel from Hell match.

Tna has the worst wrestling in the world, face it. I know WWE isn't always that good, but TNA is beyond repair to me at this point. This was one of the worst shows...I'm so sick of TNA.

WWE Superstars 9/30/10 Results and Review

WWE Superstars 9/30/10 Results

The Bella Twins defeated Alicia Fox & Jillian
Kofi Kingston defeated Jack Swagger via dq

WWE SUperstars 9/30/10 Review

Well, look at what we have here, more WWE programming. I'm finally getting over this head cold I had. I still have no job, still have no leads, and am 2 weeks away from getting welfare and food stamps, but at least I can enjoy some fine wrestling programming...right right? Anybody?

FYI, i'm looking for a "news" guy. Email me at sirjorge AT gmail dot com. You won't get paid, I don't get paid, but you'll be able to post your thoughts on news. Let me know if you're interested.

The Bella Twins defeated Alicia Fox & Jillian

This is not the best way to start Superstars. The Bella Twins haven't been good in a long time, and well, the other divas? Not good at all. I really really miss the old TNA knockouts, when they actually wrestled. Just so you know how this match went, within 3 seconds of the bell ringing, there was a botch. The Bellas win...and it was stupid. This match lasted a lot longer than the average divas match, but it didn't really matter, it was boring.

The second segment of the show was the FULL VERSION of Randy Orton vs Chris Jericho from Monday Night Raw. THis is stupid. I already saw it....waste of time.

Kofi Kingston defeated Jack Swagger via dq

This match was given a lot of time, but that isn't necessarily a good thing. These two are capable of a quality match, but this wasn't one of those nights. Swagger eventually lost for not letting go of Kofi's leg with the ankle lock. Kofi continues his downward spiral, that's for sure.

Overall, this show sucked. Superstars can have some major hits, but this night it was all misses. I didn't like it at all, and didn't care for anything that happened on the show. Swagger's post match beatdown of Kofi was ok I guess...but I didn't care.

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