Ah yes, I finally get to sit down and watch TNA. I know that this is going to be a train wreck, as I heard "They" was just Forchan or whatever they call it, and I can already hear crickets going off for the story lines that the TNA creative team is pushing, but maybe, just maybe they can do something better....we'll see.
TNA Impact 2/10/11 Results
Immortal came out and it looks like a bunch of jobbers instead of the main event status that you'd hope for. THe members are seriously bad, including Double J, Karen Angle, the security guards, the hardy's and more. It's sad.
Fortune came out while Bischoff was cutting a promo and they have new shirts. They stood face to face with Immortal, and they squared off verbally. After some words were exchanged, they fought each other and out came Crimson, Kurt Angle and Scott Steiner hit the ring and cleared everyone out. That was that.
Bischoff was backstage trying to recruit Super Mex to join Immortal.
This was supposed to be a tables match or something, but it started off as a complete brawl. Joe and Pope ran off, the Dudley's were fighting on the outside. Matt Hardy for once didn't look bloated and fat, but maybe it was just the file I was watching. Rvd and Hardy fought each other and it looked like Hardy was drugged because he was taking some odd looking bumps while RVD was trying to compensate for his opponents obvious impairment. BUlly Ray got in the face of Devon's kids and the kids jumped the rail and held Bubba's legs while Devon shoved him through a table and that was that. This match was over. A lousy match with a cool spot ending, I guess I can't complain that much, it had some good moments, specifically Devon's kids jumping the guard rail and helping Bubba fall through a table.
Rvd, Devon & Samoa Joe defeated Bully Ray, The Pope, and Matt Hardy
Karen Angle isn't THAT ugly, I don't know what the internet is saying.
Jarrett said that if Angle wins the match on sunday, Angle will get custody of the kids?! Oh man...this is just bad. Jarrett stated that if he wins Angle will renew her vows with Double J live and Angle has to walk down the aisle and give away Karen Angle in marriage to Jarrett. This is stupid, that's what I would be chanting. Nothing really happened with the contract signing, no one got beat up, it was just a waste of time.
This was an 8 knockouts tag match, but no one said anything they just kept announcing women. Rosita was introduced as a new knockout and she's really small. She's a lot smaller than the other divas and isn't quite as good. That didn't matter, the rest of the knockouts fought each other and this match was a cluster of a battle. Rosita got the pinfall victory, and that was that...a strange kind of match.
Sarita & Rosita and Tara & Madison Rayne defeated Angelina Love & Winter and Mickie James
Madison Rayne and Mickie James will battle this weekend in a Last Knockout's Standing match. There was a promo, but it was lousy.
I'm not sure why they would have a title match the Thursday before a ppv and then have Jeff Hardy cut a promo like he's the champion! What the heck!?!
Ken Anderson and Matt Morgan put on a very safe looking match. This match wasn't at all anything I'd expect. It was safe until the ref bump and that's when Hernandez hit the ring and beat up Matt Morgan. Morgan would get thrown into the ring and Anderson would pick up the scraps and get the win. The match for the most part was boring, and tired. Anderson is NOT a charismatic champion, the title belt looks like a divas belt, and on a ladder outside the ring was Jeff Hardy just watching.
Ken Anderson defeated Matt Morgan
Hernandez then beat up Anderson, and that was that.
The x-division triple threat was the highlight of the night. Robbie E, Suicide and Brian Kendrick had an interesting match with lots of high spots, lots of reversals, and just a battle in a fast match. This match seemed as though I was watching in fast forward because things just kept going forward and the match seemed like it was going to get Suicide over, but instead it was Robbie E and Kendrick that impressed me most. After some distraction from Cookie, Robbie E would get the win.
Robbie E defeated Suicide and Brian Kendrick in a triple threat match
The line up for Against All Odds was run down, and it was not impressive. I feel sorry for anyone that is going to pay money to see it, because it's a terrible card.
The main event wasn't even about the WORLD TITLE! THis is the same problem I have with WWE sometimes. They make their titles seem unimportant.
Jeff Jarrett teamed up with Jeff Hardy to face off against Kurt Angle and Aj Styles, and something was awry up front. Aj Styles had the same tights he's always had, which doesn't seem to change anything since he just turned face, right? He should update his look a little. Angle started the match after a tag in, and Jarrett ran away. Hardy and Angle locking up was interesting to see, and it was very obvious that ANgle still has some amazing wrestling skill, despite being in the worst wrestling company going today. This match took a lot of rest holds, and through a lot of commercials, you had to watch some of the worst wrestling. Sure Angle can go, but Hardy was just sloppy and throwing some terrible offense at the olympic gold medalist. The match sped up towards the end and Angle and Styles took it to the bad guys here, and Aj Styles would eventually get the pinfall, thanks in part to a distraction by Karen Angle. Aj hit a nice splash and pinned Jarrett.
Aj Styles & Kurt Angle defeated Jeff Jarrett and Jeff Hardy
Post match Jarrett hit the stroke on Angle and Styles. Hardy then came in and hit the Twist of Hate. Fortune hit the ring, IMmortal hit the ring, and everyone just started fighting.
This night in wrestling was some of the worst I've seen in a while. The matches seemed clustered together, and performed with lazy attitudes. The story line is so convoluted, and I really don't care about the title picture. There's no tag team titles? The x-Division title isn't going to be defended? What happened to the tv title? See, there's a lot of terrible points for TNA and it doesn't need to be this way.
Oh well. Lots of random crap to end today's wrestling posts...I'm going to sleep now.
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Friday, February 11, 2011
Friday, February 4, 2011
TNA Impact 2/3/11 No Results No Review
Well, there's no way I can review TNA this week. Unfortunately the sites that I usually depend on certain forums to help me get the shows, but this week the forums updated their files to sites that won't let me download past 6kbs which means I have to wait 8 hours to download and watch Impact.
I don't have cable, and don't have tv. I give up. I'll listen to a podcast and find out what happens.
I don't have cable, and don't have tv. I give up. I'll listen to a podcast and find out what happens.
Friday, January 28, 2011
TNA Impact 1/27/11 Results
The sites that I usually utilize to get the TNA program DID NOT HAVE any updates this morning. So that means you get results instead of of a review. I hate when this happens, especially since i PAID for one of the sites, what a load of BS.
I guess if reviews stop on the site, I'll at least post Results.
Mickie James, Velvet Sky, and Angelina Love defeated Madison Rayne, Tara, and Sarita in six-woman elimination tag match when Love was the soul survivor
Max Buck defeated Amazing Red and Chris Sabin
Mr. Anderson defeated Matt Hardy
James Storm, Robert Roode, Kazarian, Rob Terry, Gunner, Murphy, and Jeff Jarrett defeated Kurt Angle and Crimson in a handicap match
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I guess if reviews stop on the site, I'll at least post Results.
Mickie James, Velvet Sky, and Angelina Love defeated Madison Rayne, Tara, and Sarita in six-woman elimination tag match when Love was the soul survivor
Max Buck defeated Amazing Red and Chris Sabin
Mr. Anderson defeated Matt Hardy
James Storm, Robert Roode, Kazarian, Rob Terry, Gunner, Murphy, and Jeff Jarrett defeated Kurt Angle and Crimson in a handicap match
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Saturday, January 22, 2011
TNA Impact 1/20/11 Results and Review
TNA Impact started with one of the best highlight videos they've ever created. The saga of Jeff Jarrett and Kurt Angle is a wonderful video full of great pro-wrestling writing, and if TNA could somehow make it pay off, that'd be great. However, I highly doubt they can, as they do not have a good track record of doing so.
The show opened up with Kurt Angle talking to some fat dude telling some random dude to play his music....oh man, terrible. We start the show with Kurt Angle coming to the ring....they better figure something out or else I'm going to sleep.
Eric Bischoffs music hit and out came a lot of police officers and they calmly escorted Kurt Angle out of the arena. Yep, what appeared to be real police, got Angle arrested.
QUite possibly the worst thing in women's professional wrestling is the TNA Knockouts division. It's seriouslly the worst thing I've ever seen. This match was terrible, Mickie James won with a roll up on Madison Rayne, and that was it. This match, I can not say enough about, in terms of how bad it was. Very little wrestling, very little to talk about, I can't believe this is part of the show, especially since in years past I've seen the women of TNA make some great matches last a long time, and great feuds make me think that there was hope in pro-wrestling.
Mickie James defeated Madison Rayne, Sarita, and some other chick, I forget.
Matt Morgan and Rob Terry squared off next and it was a short match with Rob Terry getting completely buried. Terry was once part of a good feud with Orlando Jordan, that was cut short and then never revisited. Morgan was just in the title match, and now? He's getting the win over Terry with relative ease. The Carbon Footprint hit Terry square in the head and this match was over. One of the worst matches I've seen on Impact in a long time.
Matt Morgan defeated Rob Terry
After them match the worst wrestlers in the world Abyss tried to beat up Morgan only to get dropped with a discus clothesline. Terry got up and he was hit with a sidewalk slam. I don't care, you don't care, Matt Morgan still sucks.
The X-Division title match was ok at best. I know that these two can put together a good overall match, but given the short time, this match wasn't all that great. There were some good spots, and Jay Lethal seemed to be out of sorts here. Kaz would get the win with, you guessed it, a roll up. I remember when the title meant something, now it's just a throwaway match in the middle of a boring show.
Kaz defeated Jay Lethal
Jarrett and Karen were in the ring and they prompted Kurt Angle to come to the ring, and Jarrett beat him up and that was that. I hope Angle gets some revenge...because this is getting tiring, and I guess that's the point.
Dreamer still has a job? Tommy Dreamer was looking tired, and hurt. Jeff Hardy easily steam rolled through Tommy and that was that. He hit his moves, and pinned the former ECW champion.
Jeff Hardy defeated Tommy Dreamer
Beer Money had an interesting match with RVD & Ken Anderson, and it wasn't terrible. It wasn't an amazing match, but it had some nice pacing, and given a good amount of time. The match really got interesting when Jeff Hardy tried to interfere, prompting Matt Hardy to run in and hit the Twist of Hate and join Immortal. Matt Hardy is fat. The match was over fast, and well, Beer Money wins again.
Beer Money defeated RVD & Ken Anderson
Bully Ray beat up Devon, and that was that.
Kurt Angle came to the ring and was beat up by Immortal. The end of the show was Kurt Angle getting completely killed, that was that. I don't know what's going on, but this is so stupid.
Abyss came out and he had Janice stuck to his back.
Out of the dust came out none other than, Grimson or something? He said "THEY'RE Coming" and that was that. What a terrible night of wrestling, what a terrible story line. They're coming? Again? Lame.
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The show opened up with Kurt Angle talking to some fat dude telling some random dude to play his music....oh man, terrible. We start the show with Kurt Angle coming to the ring....they better figure something out or else I'm going to sleep.
Eric Bischoffs music hit and out came a lot of police officers and they calmly escorted Kurt Angle out of the arena. Yep, what appeared to be real police, got Angle arrested.
QUite possibly the worst thing in women's professional wrestling is the TNA Knockouts division. It's seriouslly the worst thing I've ever seen. This match was terrible, Mickie James won with a roll up on Madison Rayne, and that was it. This match, I can not say enough about, in terms of how bad it was. Very little wrestling, very little to talk about, I can't believe this is part of the show, especially since in years past I've seen the women of TNA make some great matches last a long time, and great feuds make me think that there was hope in pro-wrestling.
Mickie James defeated Madison Rayne, Sarita, and some other chick, I forget.
Matt Morgan and Rob Terry squared off next and it was a short match with Rob Terry getting completely buried. Terry was once part of a good feud with Orlando Jordan, that was cut short and then never revisited. Morgan was just in the title match, and now? He's getting the win over Terry with relative ease. The Carbon Footprint hit Terry square in the head and this match was over. One of the worst matches I've seen on Impact in a long time.
Matt Morgan defeated Rob Terry
After them match the worst wrestlers in the world Abyss tried to beat up Morgan only to get dropped with a discus clothesline. Terry got up and he was hit with a sidewalk slam. I don't care, you don't care, Matt Morgan still sucks.
The X-Division title match was ok at best. I know that these two can put together a good overall match, but given the short time, this match wasn't all that great. There were some good spots, and Jay Lethal seemed to be out of sorts here. Kaz would get the win with, you guessed it, a roll up. I remember when the title meant something, now it's just a throwaway match in the middle of a boring show.
Kaz defeated Jay Lethal
Jarrett and Karen were in the ring and they prompted Kurt Angle to come to the ring, and Jarrett beat him up and that was that. I hope Angle gets some revenge...because this is getting tiring, and I guess that's the point.
Dreamer still has a job? Tommy Dreamer was looking tired, and hurt. Jeff Hardy easily steam rolled through Tommy and that was that. He hit his moves, and pinned the former ECW champion.
Jeff Hardy defeated Tommy Dreamer
Beer Money had an interesting match with RVD & Ken Anderson, and it wasn't terrible. It wasn't an amazing match, but it had some nice pacing, and given a good amount of time. The match really got interesting when Jeff Hardy tried to interfere, prompting Matt Hardy to run in and hit the Twist of Hate and join Immortal. Matt Hardy is fat. The match was over fast, and well, Beer Money wins again.
Beer Money defeated RVD & Ken Anderson
Bully Ray beat up Devon, and that was that.
Kurt Angle came to the ring and was beat up by Immortal. The end of the show was Kurt Angle getting completely killed, that was that. I don't know what's going on, but this is so stupid.
Abyss came out and he had Janice stuck to his back.
Out of the dust came out none other than, Grimson or something? He said "THEY'RE Coming" and that was that. What a terrible night of wrestling, what a terrible story line. They're coming? Again? Lame.
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Friday, January 14, 2011
TNA Impact 1/13/10 Results and Review
TNA Impact 1/13/10 Results
Beer Money defeated The Motor City Machine Guns
Angelina Love & Matt Morgan defeated Abyss
Winter defeated Madison Rayne & Tara
Matt Morgan defeated Abyss
The Hardy Boys defeated Anderson & RVD
TNA Impact 1/13/10 Review
The show started with Anderson giving his championship speech, as is usual for wrestling.
Out came Matt Morgan and he wanted a title shot, he was mad Anderson...whatever.
Eric Bischoff came out as usual, and well....cut a promo and said that Hardy would get a title shot in February.
Beer Money defeated The Motor City Machine Guns
This match had some great tandem action. These two teams know each other very well and they put on a good enough show. The problem here was the time, they were rushing things, and it was painfully obvious that they were just going spot to spot to contain the time frame. The match would eventually go downhill for me in the end, with all the near falls. Shelley super kicked Sabin and Beer Money hit the DWI and that was the end of this match. I liked it, don't get me wrong, but it just seems so obvious what TNA is doing here.
The Motor City Machine guns are breaking up....yep. They already started it. Looks like TNA once again copies WWE.
The Pope cut a promo. Samoa Joe came out...looking fat, and they cut promos or whatever.
The backstage segments were really dumb, dumber than usual.
Jarrett came out and talked trash on Angle. Kurt Angle ran down and eliminated the security people...and was ready to beat up Jarrett. However, out came Karen Jarrett (Formerly Karen Angle)...so stupid.
Angelina Love & Winter defeated Madison Rayne & Tara
This was stupid. THese four women can not work together, they are terrible examples of wrestlers. I'm so tired of seeing this....ugh...I can't stand terrible wrestling..TNA sucks.
Matt Morgan defeated Abyss
This was one of the worst matches I've seen in a long time. The ending was just stupid, beyond stupid. Morgan beat Abyss then was beaten down by Rob Terry before Flair got a Super Chokeslam. I guess Matt Morgan and Rob Terry will feud? I don't know. I hate Abyss, this sucks.
Sorry that my review sounds like 2 year old, I'm just so sick of this bs.
The Hardy Boys defeated Anderson & RVD
This was a terrible match. All three men looked very winded mid-way through the match. Matt Hardy looked really really fat. After some terrible wrestling, Beer Money ran down and helped the Hardy's win their first match back as a team.
This show was just sad...just purely sad.
I am so tired of this bs, that's all I can say.
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Beer Money defeated The Motor City Machine Guns
Angelina Love & Matt Morgan defeated Abyss
Winter defeated Madison Rayne & Tara
Matt Morgan defeated Abyss
The Hardy Boys defeated Anderson & RVD
TNA Impact 1/13/10 Review
The show started with Anderson giving his championship speech, as is usual for wrestling.
Out came Matt Morgan and he wanted a title shot, he was mad Anderson...whatever.
Eric Bischoff came out as usual, and well....cut a promo and said that Hardy would get a title shot in February.
Beer Money defeated The Motor City Machine Guns
This match had some great tandem action. These two teams know each other very well and they put on a good enough show. The problem here was the time, they were rushing things, and it was painfully obvious that they were just going spot to spot to contain the time frame. The match would eventually go downhill for me in the end, with all the near falls. Shelley super kicked Sabin and Beer Money hit the DWI and that was the end of this match. I liked it, don't get me wrong, but it just seems so obvious what TNA is doing here.
The Motor City Machine guns are breaking up....yep. They already started it. Looks like TNA once again copies WWE.
The Pope cut a promo. Samoa Joe came out...looking fat, and they cut promos or whatever.
The backstage segments were really dumb, dumber than usual.
Jarrett came out and talked trash on Angle. Kurt Angle ran down and eliminated the security people...and was ready to beat up Jarrett. However, out came Karen Jarrett (Formerly Karen Angle)...so stupid.
Angelina Love & Winter defeated Madison Rayne & Tara
This was stupid. THese four women can not work together, they are terrible examples of wrestlers. I'm so tired of seeing this....ugh...I can't stand terrible wrestling..TNA sucks.
Matt Morgan defeated Abyss
This was one of the worst matches I've seen in a long time. The ending was just stupid, beyond stupid. Morgan beat Abyss then was beaten down by Rob Terry before Flair got a Super Chokeslam. I guess Matt Morgan and Rob Terry will feud? I don't know. I hate Abyss, this sucks.
Sorry that my review sounds like 2 year old, I'm just so sick of this bs.
The Hardy Boys defeated Anderson & RVD
This was a terrible match. All three men looked very winded mid-way through the match. Matt Hardy looked really really fat. After some terrible wrestling, Beer Money ran down and helped the Hardy's win their first match back as a team.
This show was just sad...just purely sad.
I am so tired of this bs, that's all I can say.
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Friday, January 7, 2011
TNA Impact 1/6/11 Results and Review
TNA Impact 1/6/11 Results
Doug Williams vs Rob Terry (No Contest)
The Motor City Machine Guns defeated Aj Styles and Kaz
Sarita & Madison Rayne defeated Mickie James & Velvet Skye
Jay Lethal defeated Abyss via dq
Jeff Jarrett defeated RVD in a no dq match
TNA Impact 1/6/11 Review
The night opened up with Immortal or Fortune or whoever it is, and Bischoff talked about how they are going to do things right or something, I don't know, I didn't care.
All the champions were called out and they all started brawling. Out came RVD and he started to take everyone out.
Jarrett did his mma challenge beat up some kid, and then was run out of the ring by Kurt Angle. This thing has gone on too long, I'm so sick of this bs.
The Motor City Machine Guns defeated Aj Styles and Kaz
This match wasn't given nearly enough time, but it had a few good high spots and random moves. The Machine Guns were able to win this match up after a few good quality moves, but overall, it wasn't all that great. These four could put on a 4 star classic, but instead, they seriously just bored me.
Post match, Beer Money beat them up.
The Pope came out and cut a promo. Samoa Joe's hoodie is from Old Navy! I know cause I have one! Woo! The Pope is heel now? I guess. Joe is back...did Pope kidnap Samoa Joe? I don't know.
Sarita & Madison Rayne defeated Mickie James & Vevlet Skye
Another boring Knockouts match. I'm so sick of this bs too. Another terrible match with no major offense, nothing worth checking out, this was lame.
Doug Williams vs Rob Terry (No Contest)
THis was stupid. The match barely got under way and out came Aj Styles to beat up Doug Williams. They were trying to break Williams arm. I guess this will come to fruition at the ppv? I don't know.
Jay Lethal defeated Abyss via dq
This was going well but then Abyss got himself disqualified and this was the end. Lethal barely got offense in, and after the match Kaz came in and beat him up.
Jeff Jarrett defeated RVD in a no dq match
Another boring match. Stupid stupid match with Double J winning after he got help from Jeff Hardy.
post match out ran Matt Morgan, or as Scott Steiner calls him Mike Morgan.
This Impact sucked, I'm so sick of TNA, they are starting the new year with just as bad of wrestling ever. Ugh...So tired of this BS.
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Friday, December 31, 2010
TNA Impact 12/30/10 Results and Review
TNA Impact 12/30/10 Results
Robert Roode defeated Chris Sabin
Rob Van Dam defeated Robbie E
Sarita defeated Velvet Sky in a Leather Strap Match
Jeff Jarrett vs Amazing Red's Brother
Aj Styles & Rob Terry defeated Magnus & Douglas Williams
Matt Morgan & Devon defeated Ken Anderson & Bubba Ray
TNA Impact 12/30/10 Review
The last impact of 2010, and I was very tired this morning. I haven't made any sales on this site from amazon, I still have no job, and earlier this morning the only video of Superstars had an AWA track on it, so that's why there's no review for Superstars this week.
Here are my thoughts of TNA.
TNA had Foley chants piped in with this entrance music, it sounded so fake.
Mick Foley and Anderson got in the ring and started talking, I didn't care. Matt Morgan came out and he got involved too. The whole point of this was to further set up the match between Anderson and Matt Morgan. Of course, Anderson's concussion.
Robert Roode defeated Chris Sabin
This match wasn't half bad. It featured a lot of back and forth wrestling, and lots of spots where Sabin looked far better than Roode. I couldn't believe how good Roode reacted to a great deal of the offense from Sabin. Sabin tried to go to the top too many times, because Roode was able to catch him and deliver a nice spine buster and picked up the win. This was probably the best match I've seen on TNA in a long time.
The backstage segments with Orlando Jordan and Erik Young sucks. Shark boy showed up and it was funny.
Rob Van Dam defeated Robbie E
Not a good match here, and Rob Van dam looked winded early. Robbie E was buried here. It wasn't a very good match. You could imagine what happened here, RVD's move set isn't very big and Robbie E is just hanging on by a thread since losing the x-division title.
Post match, Jeff Hardy got on the screen and said RVD had to pass a test at Genesis. They didn't reveal who the opponent was, but if RVD won, he'd get a shot at Jeff Hardy.
Sarita defeated Velvet Sky in a Leather Strap Match
This was just weird. This leather strap match had some interesting points, but it wasn't a great wrestling match up. A lot of points looked like it legit hurt. This match had very little wrestling, it was just a brawl until Sarita won by hitting the 4th corner. The concept is ok, but in action it was just boring.
Jeff Jarrett vs Amazing Red's Brother
Amazin Red's supposed brother came out for the Double J challenge. It ended with Amazing Red smashing a guitar. This was stupid...I hate Jarrett, so maybe he's doing his job well.
Aj Styles & Rob Terry defeated Magnus & Douglas Williams
This match was boring to me. However, the ending was awesome. Aj Styles put Magnus through the Rolling Chaos Theory finisher and I was marking out huge. That was the best part of this match up. HOpefullly Aj loses at Genesis, cause i can't stand his gimmick.
Madison Rayne came to the ring in an evening gown. Mickie James came down and beat her up than stripped her of her dress. Yep. Hardcore Country! I don't care about these women.
Matt Morgan & Devon defeated Ken Anderson & Bubba Ray
This match wasn't that great either. There was some nice back and forth action. Ray and Bubba didn't fight much as Bubba kept running from Devon. Anderson and Morgan work well together. The ending was interesting, Matt Morgan tried to clobber Devon, I think, I don't know, but he ended up hitting Anderson in the back of the head, nearly knocking out Anderson.
Matt Morgan apparently had a heel swerve here? I don't know, it seemed weird. We'll see what will happen sooner than later.
The show was convoluted, there were a lot of things pushed forward here, but no sign of the x-division, and not a lot of great wrestling. It was better than most weeks of Impact, but not nearly as good as WWE's Raw this week.
Robert Roode defeated Chris Sabin
Rob Van Dam defeated Robbie E
Sarita defeated Velvet Sky in a Leather Strap Match
Jeff Jarrett vs Amazing Red's Brother
Aj Styles & Rob Terry defeated Magnus & Douglas Williams
Matt Morgan & Devon defeated Ken Anderson & Bubba Ray
TNA Impact 12/30/10 Review
The last impact of 2010, and I was very tired this morning. I haven't made any sales on this site from amazon, I still have no job, and earlier this morning the only video of Superstars had an AWA track on it, so that's why there's no review for Superstars this week.
Here are my thoughts of TNA.
TNA had Foley chants piped in with this entrance music, it sounded so fake.
Mick Foley and Anderson got in the ring and started talking, I didn't care. Matt Morgan came out and he got involved too. The whole point of this was to further set up the match between Anderson and Matt Morgan. Of course, Anderson's concussion.
Robert Roode defeated Chris Sabin
This match wasn't half bad. It featured a lot of back and forth wrestling, and lots of spots where Sabin looked far better than Roode. I couldn't believe how good Roode reacted to a great deal of the offense from Sabin. Sabin tried to go to the top too many times, because Roode was able to catch him and deliver a nice spine buster and picked up the win. This was probably the best match I've seen on TNA in a long time.
The backstage segments with Orlando Jordan and Erik Young sucks. Shark boy showed up and it was funny.
Rob Van Dam defeated Robbie E
Not a good match here, and Rob Van dam looked winded early. Robbie E was buried here. It wasn't a very good match. You could imagine what happened here, RVD's move set isn't very big and Robbie E is just hanging on by a thread since losing the x-division title.
Post match, Jeff Hardy got on the screen and said RVD had to pass a test at Genesis. They didn't reveal who the opponent was, but if RVD won, he'd get a shot at Jeff Hardy.
Sarita defeated Velvet Sky in a Leather Strap Match
This was just weird. This leather strap match had some interesting points, but it wasn't a great wrestling match up. A lot of points looked like it legit hurt. This match had very little wrestling, it was just a brawl until Sarita won by hitting the 4th corner. The concept is ok, but in action it was just boring.
Jeff Jarrett vs Amazing Red's Brother
Amazin Red's supposed brother came out for the Double J challenge. It ended with Amazing Red smashing a guitar. This was stupid...I hate Jarrett, so maybe he's doing his job well.
Aj Styles & Rob Terry defeated Magnus & Douglas Williams
This match was boring to me. However, the ending was awesome. Aj Styles put Magnus through the Rolling Chaos Theory finisher and I was marking out huge. That was the best part of this match up. HOpefullly Aj loses at Genesis, cause i can't stand his gimmick.
Madison Rayne came to the ring in an evening gown. Mickie James came down and beat her up than stripped her of her dress. Yep. Hardcore Country! I don't care about these women.
Matt Morgan & Devon defeated Ken Anderson & Bubba Ray
This match wasn't that great either. There was some nice back and forth action. Ray and Bubba didn't fight much as Bubba kept running from Devon. Anderson and Morgan work well together. The ending was interesting, Matt Morgan tried to clobber Devon, I think, I don't know, but he ended up hitting Anderson in the back of the head, nearly knocking out Anderson.
Matt Morgan apparently had a heel swerve here? I don't know, it seemed weird. We'll see what will happen sooner than later.
The show was convoluted, there were a lot of things pushed forward here, but no sign of the x-division, and not a lot of great wrestling. It was better than most weeks of Impact, but not nearly as good as WWE's Raw this week.
Friday, December 24, 2010
TNA Impact 12/23/10 Results and Review
TNA Impact 12/23/10 Results
Jeff Jarrett defeated Amazing Red
Kaz & Robbie E defeated Generation ME
Angelina Love & Winter defeated Tara & Madison Rayne
Aj Styles vs Douglas Williams went to a draw
Matt Morgan, The Motor City machine Guns, and RVD vs Fortune
TNA Impact 12/23/10 Review
The show started with a recap of last week's show, and I liked the recap far better than the actual show. It's funny how TNA can make something look so great in the recap but can't keep the majority of wrestling fans attention during their 2 hour showcase. I hate the title screen, by the way, in case you were wondering.
The show started with Immortal or Fortune or somebody coming to the ring. I have no idea who is in this group, it's just so dang large, it's like NWO 3,000 and I don't understand why I should care since there are no real faces in the company.
The ring was set up for a "weigh" in of sorts. Mick Foley came out to talk about Anderson and what not. They are still talking about the "concussion" thing. I had a concussion once, it sucked, but I was back in action within a few weeks. Bischoff talked at length about how Foley sucks etc.
Jeff Jarrett defeated Amazing Red
Jarrett came out again for his MMA gimmick. Amazing Red came out to challenge Jeff and lost the match after a few moments. Yep, Red taps out and that was the end of the night.
Jarrett gets good heat, I admit that. however, Jarrett doesn't have a real opponent to knock him off his pedestal. Amazing Red could be used so much better in the x-division with Jay Lethal, and yet he's jobbed out here in a stupid match with jarrett. He said that his baby brother would come fight Jarrett next week. Hopefully it's Angle.
Kaz & Robbie E defeated Generation ME
The match wasn't half bad. it had a good amount of back and forth. Generation Me and Robbie took most of the match and in the end Kaz tagged in and pinned a random dude and was the #1 contender to the x-division title.
I just want to point out that Shark Boy hasn't been involved since the ppv, so there's a wasted thing. Robbie E is pushed aside now? Lethal is out of character now, he can barely talk on the mic since he isn't doing the Macho Man gimmick. The whole match up was just odd. The x-division title used to be a highlight of TNA and now, it's just an after thought.
Sarita and Velvet Sky fought in the dressing room. It was a nice cat Fight. I'd love to fight Sarita in the back room, it'd be fun.
Angelina Love & Winter defeated Tara & Madison Rayne
This match wasn't very good at all. It had a few moments that were good, but it was mostly brawling and random moves. Winter came out towards the end and started fighting Madison Rayne. Winter won the match after Angelina took a lot of punishment, but she nearly botched a sideslam, and it just looked bad. Angelina Love & Winter are the new Knockouts Tag Team Champions, and it's a shame. I haven't seen a positive Knockouts match up since Gail Kim and Awesome Kong were in TNA.
Aj Styles vs Douglas Williams went to a draw
This match wasn't great, but it did have a lot of action. Aj Styles was completely winded towards the end. Douglas Williams seemed just fine throughout the match up. The two were supposed to fight in an Iron Man match and it wasn't half bad. At one point Aj Styles got on the mic and asked for a rematch, and Williams said no, at first. Then after Styles continued, and got a rematch for Genesis. This whole segment was boring.
If Styles loses at the ppv, he's going to get fired.
I'm telling you, this segment was relatively boring to me.
Matt Morgan, The Motor City machine Guns, and RVD vs Fortune
this match was ok at best. It was rushed and despite the rush, it had little to no great thing. Robert Roode looked good as Beer Money is a good overall team together. Other than them, the rest was just tired. The tag teams did most of the fighting.
The show ended and you had to tune into Reaction to finish watching the show. I don't get Reaction so I didn't see it. So I don't know what happened. Sorry. TNA sucks, and they continue to baffle me as to why they do this. I don't care to even investigate what happened, so your guess is as good as mine as to what happened after the match was over.
TNA once again ruins wrestling for most fans.
Jeff Jarrett defeated Amazing Red
Kaz & Robbie E defeated Generation ME
Angelina Love & Winter defeated Tara & Madison Rayne
Aj Styles vs Douglas Williams went to a draw
Matt Morgan, The Motor City machine Guns, and RVD vs Fortune
TNA Impact 12/23/10 Review
The show started with a recap of last week's show, and I liked the recap far better than the actual show. It's funny how TNA can make something look so great in the recap but can't keep the majority of wrestling fans attention during their 2 hour showcase. I hate the title screen, by the way, in case you were wondering.
The show started with Immortal or Fortune or somebody coming to the ring. I have no idea who is in this group, it's just so dang large, it's like NWO 3,000 and I don't understand why I should care since there are no real faces in the company.
The ring was set up for a "weigh" in of sorts. Mick Foley came out to talk about Anderson and what not. They are still talking about the "concussion" thing. I had a concussion once, it sucked, but I was back in action within a few weeks. Bischoff talked at length about how Foley sucks etc.
Jeff Jarrett defeated Amazing Red
Jarrett came out again for his MMA gimmick. Amazing Red came out to challenge Jeff and lost the match after a few moments. Yep, Red taps out and that was the end of the night.
Jarrett gets good heat, I admit that. however, Jarrett doesn't have a real opponent to knock him off his pedestal. Amazing Red could be used so much better in the x-division with Jay Lethal, and yet he's jobbed out here in a stupid match with jarrett. He said that his baby brother would come fight Jarrett next week. Hopefully it's Angle.
Kaz & Robbie E defeated Generation ME
The match wasn't half bad. it had a good amount of back and forth. Generation Me and Robbie took most of the match and in the end Kaz tagged in and pinned a random dude and was the #1 contender to the x-division title.
I just want to point out that Shark Boy hasn't been involved since the ppv, so there's a wasted thing. Robbie E is pushed aside now? Lethal is out of character now, he can barely talk on the mic since he isn't doing the Macho Man gimmick. The whole match up was just odd. The x-division title used to be a highlight of TNA and now, it's just an after thought.
Sarita and Velvet Sky fought in the dressing room. It was a nice cat Fight. I'd love to fight Sarita in the back room, it'd be fun.
Angelina Love & Winter defeated Tara & Madison Rayne
This match wasn't very good at all. It had a few moments that were good, but it was mostly brawling and random moves. Winter came out towards the end and started fighting Madison Rayne. Winter won the match after Angelina took a lot of punishment, but she nearly botched a sideslam, and it just looked bad. Angelina Love & Winter are the new Knockouts Tag Team Champions, and it's a shame. I haven't seen a positive Knockouts match up since Gail Kim and Awesome Kong were in TNA.
Aj Styles vs Douglas Williams went to a draw
This match wasn't great, but it did have a lot of action. Aj Styles was completely winded towards the end. Douglas Williams seemed just fine throughout the match up. The two were supposed to fight in an Iron Man match and it wasn't half bad. At one point Aj Styles got on the mic and asked for a rematch, and Williams said no, at first. Then after Styles continued, and got a rematch for Genesis. This whole segment was boring.
If Styles loses at the ppv, he's going to get fired.
I'm telling you, this segment was relatively boring to me.
Matt Morgan, The Motor City machine Guns, and RVD vs Fortune
this match was ok at best. It was rushed and despite the rush, it had little to no great thing. Robert Roode looked good as Beer Money is a good overall team together. Other than them, the rest was just tired. The tag teams did most of the fighting.
The show ended and you had to tune into Reaction to finish watching the show. I don't get Reaction so I didn't see it. So I don't know what happened. Sorry. TNA sucks, and they continue to baffle me as to why they do this. I don't care to even investigate what happened, so your guess is as good as mine as to what happened after the match was over.
TNA once again ruins wrestling for most fans.
Friday, December 17, 2010
TNA Impact 12/16/10 Results and Review
TNA Impact 12/16/10 Results
Jay Lethal defeated Robbie E to win the X-Division Title
Erik Young & Orlando Jordan defeated Generation Me
Tara & Madison Rayne defeated Mickie James & Miss Testmaker
RVD defeated Rob Terry
Bubba Ray Dudley defeated Amazing Red
Jeff Hardy & Kaz defeated Ken Anderson & Matt Morgan
TNA Impact 12/16/10 Review
Matt Morgan and Ken Anderson had some altercation...it was stupid. Jeff Hardy came out and cut a stupid promo and he sounded like he was on drugs. He kept rambling or something, I don't know, I was just tired, and sleepy, so I went to make a sandwich. I later came back and the 3 idiots were still having their opening, and that was that.
The first match on card was none other than the X Division title match.
Jay Lethal defeated Robbie E to win the X-Division Title
Despite Robbie E being a heel, the announcers were positive on him for some weird reason. It was stupid to have the commentators high on Robbie E one minute, and then immediately goes into stupidity.
The match started and Cookie was interfering from the start, but out ran Christy Hemme and handcuffed herself to Cookie! Yep! So now the match would just be the two wrestlers and not the manager and the wrestler, which is a great thing. Lethal's combinations and elbow drop from the top rope was great, even if RObbie kicked out. Robbie took to the top rope at one point and was caught by Lethal and he hit a very very nice superplex. This match was actually starting to gain steam and for once in recent times, I loved it. Cookie tried to hand some spray into the ring, but Hemme stopped her, and Lethal hit the Lethal Injection and Robbie E loses the belt to Lethal! Not a four star classic, but one of the best matches I've seen in a long time. Letal and Hemme look cute together, and dare I say, Hemme is hot.
There was a great deal of backstage segments between matches. There was some interview segments, some interesting different points of interest, nothing too fascinating, and then Douglas Williams got beat up by Aj Styles in the women's locker room. It looked bad. Williams was knocked out cold, and he eventually left. Erik Young and Orlando Jordan did a bunch of weird segments too, it was gross.
Erik Young & Orlando Jordan defeated Generation Me
Any momentum that Tna Impact had going into this tag team match up, was lost when this match happened. This match was lopsided and was terrible. Orlando Jordan won the match with a submission and he was dressed up as a hooters girl, I kid you not. Generation Me is buried here, and just jobbed out for no apparent reason. It was terrible.
Tara & Madison Rayne defeated Mickie James & Miss Testmaker
This was a terrible match, but it had an interesting continuation of the Tara and Mickie feud. Mickie James was knocked out cold, and eventually lost the match. It was terrible.
Rob Terry is back, and he said screw you to Kaz. It was interesting, as they might be able to build up into a feud.
Bubba Ray Dudley defeated Amazing Red
Amazing Red was completely buried here, or not completely. Red was able to get in a little bit of offense, but he's being wasted here. He got obliterated by Bubba then afterwards he was getting beat up too.
Notice that there is no follow up with Shark Boy, even though he was at the ppv.
Devon came out and saved Amazing Red.
RVD defeated Rob Terry
Despite having a nice back and forth match, and despite my love for RVD in the past, this match wasn't his best. Rob Terry returning didn't get the job done as RVD put on his four moves of doom and hit the frog splash and won this match. Rob Terry got in a lot of great moves, but RVD no sold a lot of it, which was stupid to me. Oh well.
I liked Rob Terry and Orlando Jordans feud set up earlier this year, but they dropped the ball on all levels, and this match was just a throwaway. Let's hope they go back to that earlier feud or else, I'm going back to sleep.
Jeff Jarrett beat up some random idiot from the crowd. It was sad. Jarrett needs to get completely killed by someone.
Jeff Hardy & Kaz defeated Ken Anderson & Matt Morgan
This match actually had some good points to it. Anderson, despite playing up his injury, was in there like a house on fire. He was able to throw in some great offense, and Matt Morgan also had a lot of great points. He hit a huge leg drop towards the end of the match, and was able to help Anderson carry this match. Hardy looked drunk, Kaz was a sidenote. A ref bump set up Anderson going to the top rope, but he was thrown off by Rob Terry! Terry turns heel?!? The twist of Hate was hit and the ref counted 3! The bad guys win again.
This match sucked, this match was stupid, but no, there was a swerve heel turn and Rob Terry turned heel!
TNA Impact wasn't as bad as past weeks. I liked the opening match a lot, the end was ok too. I don't agree with Anderson needing to be busted open, but he looked good in this match and so was Morgan. I finally enjoyed watching TNA, even if it wasn't their best offering.
Lastly, I ask any reader out there that uses amazon online to utilize the links on the site to purchase TNA or WWE goods. Thank You.
Jay Lethal defeated Robbie E to win the X-Division Title
Erik Young & Orlando Jordan defeated Generation Me
Tara & Madison Rayne defeated Mickie James & Miss Testmaker
RVD defeated Rob Terry
Bubba Ray Dudley defeated Amazing Red
Jeff Hardy & Kaz defeated Ken Anderson & Matt Morgan
TNA Impact 12/16/10 Review
Matt Morgan and Ken Anderson had some altercation...it was stupid. Jeff Hardy came out and cut a stupid promo and he sounded like he was on drugs. He kept rambling or something, I don't know, I was just tired, and sleepy, so I went to make a sandwich. I later came back and the 3 idiots were still having their opening, and that was that.
The first match on card was none other than the X Division title match.
Jay Lethal defeated Robbie E to win the X-Division Title
Despite Robbie E being a heel, the announcers were positive on him for some weird reason. It was stupid to have the commentators high on Robbie E one minute, and then immediately goes into stupidity.
The match started and Cookie was interfering from the start, but out ran Christy Hemme and handcuffed herself to Cookie! Yep! So now the match would just be the two wrestlers and not the manager and the wrestler, which is a great thing. Lethal's combinations and elbow drop from the top rope was great, even if RObbie kicked out. Robbie took to the top rope at one point and was caught by Lethal and he hit a very very nice superplex. This match was actually starting to gain steam and for once in recent times, I loved it. Cookie tried to hand some spray into the ring, but Hemme stopped her, and Lethal hit the Lethal Injection and Robbie E loses the belt to Lethal! Not a four star classic, but one of the best matches I've seen in a long time. Letal and Hemme look cute together, and dare I say, Hemme is hot.
There was a great deal of backstage segments between matches. There was some interview segments, some interesting different points of interest, nothing too fascinating, and then Douglas Williams got beat up by Aj Styles in the women's locker room. It looked bad. Williams was knocked out cold, and he eventually left. Erik Young and Orlando Jordan did a bunch of weird segments too, it was gross.
Erik Young & Orlando Jordan defeated Generation Me
Any momentum that Tna Impact had going into this tag team match up, was lost when this match happened. This match was lopsided and was terrible. Orlando Jordan won the match with a submission and he was dressed up as a hooters girl, I kid you not. Generation Me is buried here, and just jobbed out for no apparent reason. It was terrible.
Tara & Madison Rayne defeated Mickie James & Miss Testmaker
This was a terrible match, but it had an interesting continuation of the Tara and Mickie feud. Mickie James was knocked out cold, and eventually lost the match. It was terrible.
Rob Terry is back, and he said screw you to Kaz. It was interesting, as they might be able to build up into a feud.
Bubba Ray Dudley defeated Amazing Red
Amazing Red was completely buried here, or not completely. Red was able to get in a little bit of offense, but he's being wasted here. He got obliterated by Bubba then afterwards he was getting beat up too.
Notice that there is no follow up with Shark Boy, even though he was at the ppv.
Devon came out and saved Amazing Red.
RVD defeated Rob Terry
Despite having a nice back and forth match, and despite my love for RVD in the past, this match wasn't his best. Rob Terry returning didn't get the job done as RVD put on his four moves of doom and hit the frog splash and won this match. Rob Terry got in a lot of great moves, but RVD no sold a lot of it, which was stupid to me. Oh well.
I liked Rob Terry and Orlando Jordans feud set up earlier this year, but they dropped the ball on all levels, and this match was just a throwaway. Let's hope they go back to that earlier feud or else, I'm going back to sleep.
Jeff Jarrett beat up some random idiot from the crowd. It was sad. Jarrett needs to get completely killed by someone.
Jeff Hardy & Kaz defeated Ken Anderson & Matt Morgan
This match actually had some good points to it. Anderson, despite playing up his injury, was in there like a house on fire. He was able to throw in some great offense, and Matt Morgan also had a lot of great points. He hit a huge leg drop towards the end of the match, and was able to help Anderson carry this match. Hardy looked drunk, Kaz was a sidenote. A ref bump set up Anderson going to the top rope, but he was thrown off by Rob Terry! Terry turns heel?!? The twist of Hate was hit and the ref counted 3! The bad guys win again.
This match sucked, this match was stupid, but no, there was a swerve heel turn and Rob Terry turned heel!
TNA Impact wasn't as bad as past weeks. I liked the opening match a lot, the end was ok too. I don't agree with Anderson needing to be busted open, but he looked good in this match and so was Morgan. I finally enjoyed watching TNA, even if it wasn't their best offering.
Lastly, I ask any reader out there that uses amazon online to utilize the links on the site to purchase TNA or WWE goods. Thank You.
Friday, December 10, 2010
Tna Impact 12/9/10 Results and Review
Tna Impact 12/9/10 Results
Ink Inc defeated Team 3D
The Motor City Machine Guns defeated The Security Guys via dq
The Beautiful People defeated Sarita & Daffney
Douglas Williams defeated Abyss
Mickie James defeated Tara in a Steel Cage Match
Tna Impact 12/9/10 Review
Impact opens up with Bischoff yelling...I already felt like going back to sleep.
Immortal or Fortune or whatever, came into the ring. OUt came Matt Morgan with a pipe, and nothing happened. Eric Bischoff said that nothing was going on...and what not. I didn't care, you didn't care....ugh...I'm tired.
Ink Inc defeated Team 3D
There is a new "Devon" in this match with Bubba Ray. Ink Inc wins this one, and Devon 2 got beat up for the loss. This was seriously a boring match. It was so boring that even the crowd was dead, completely dead for this.
Post match, Bubba beat up the new Devon.
Tara was "singing" her song or something, and out came Mickie James to beat her up. Yep, same thing that happened last week. I'm sick of this feud.
The Motor City Machine Guns defeated The Security Guys
This match sucked. The Security guys beat up the Motor City Machine guns, got disqualified. The security guys eventually were beaten up with sticks...ugh...what a terrible match.
The Beautiful People defeated Sarita & Daffney
This match was terrible, I can't tell you how bad it was. I love Daffney, but this match wasn't even a "wrestling" match, it was just a terrible example of how the Knockout division has fallen to near "diva" status. The Beautiful People move on in the women's tag title tournament.
Douglas Williams defeated Abyss
Williams wins an easy match against Abyss, and retains his belt. Abyss ripped a turnbuckle off, only to run right into it and then get rolled up. No one cared, I still hate Abyss.
Post match, Styles hit a Styles clash on Williams on the ramp.
Jeff Jarrett beat up some random fan. It was stupid.
Mickie James defeated Tara in a steel cage match
This was an interesting match, the cage adds a lot to the match up. Mickie James at one point climbed to the top rope and launched herself off the top of the cage and completely killed Tara. It looked liked Mickie James broke her knee in the process, but she dove off the top of the cage and pinned Tara. I don't think it was worth it, but it looked awesome. The highlight of the night was definitely Mickie James jumping off the top of the cage and hitting Tara with a Lou Thesz press and getting the roll up. Other than that, this night was terrible.
Ink Inc defeated Team 3D
The Motor City Machine Guns defeated The Security Guys via dq
The Beautiful People defeated Sarita & Daffney
Douglas Williams defeated Abyss
Mickie James defeated Tara in a Steel Cage Match
Tna Impact 12/9/10 Review
Impact opens up with Bischoff yelling...I already felt like going back to sleep.
Immortal or Fortune or whatever, came into the ring. OUt came Matt Morgan with a pipe, and nothing happened. Eric Bischoff said that nothing was going on...and what not. I didn't care, you didn't care....ugh...I'm tired.
Ink Inc defeated Team 3D
There is a new "Devon" in this match with Bubba Ray. Ink Inc wins this one, and Devon 2 got beat up for the loss. This was seriously a boring match. It was so boring that even the crowd was dead, completely dead for this.
Post match, Bubba beat up the new Devon.
Tara was "singing" her song or something, and out came Mickie James to beat her up. Yep, same thing that happened last week. I'm sick of this feud.
The Motor City Machine Guns defeated The Security Guys
This match sucked. The Security guys beat up the Motor City Machine guns, got disqualified. The security guys eventually were beaten up with sticks...ugh...what a terrible match.
The Beautiful People defeated Sarita & Daffney
This match was terrible, I can't tell you how bad it was. I love Daffney, but this match wasn't even a "wrestling" match, it was just a terrible example of how the Knockout division has fallen to near "diva" status. The Beautiful People move on in the women's tag title tournament.
Douglas Williams defeated Abyss
Williams wins an easy match against Abyss, and retains his belt. Abyss ripped a turnbuckle off, only to run right into it and then get rolled up. No one cared, I still hate Abyss.
Post match, Styles hit a Styles clash on Williams on the ramp.
Jeff Jarrett beat up some random fan. It was stupid.
Mickie James defeated Tara in a steel cage match
This was an interesting match, the cage adds a lot to the match up. Mickie James at one point climbed to the top rope and launched herself off the top of the cage and completely killed Tara. It looked liked Mickie James broke her knee in the process, but she dove off the top of the cage and pinned Tara. I don't think it was worth it, but it looked awesome. The highlight of the night was definitely Mickie James jumping off the top of the cage and hitting Tara with a Lou Thesz press and getting the roll up. Other than that, this night was terrible.
Friday, December 3, 2010
TNA Impact 12/3/10 Results and Review
TNA Impact 12/3/10 Results
Ink Inc defeated Beer Money, Generation Me, and The Motor City Machine Guns
Douglas Williams defeated Kazarian
Sarita defeated Angelina Love and Madison Rayne
Rhino vs Matt Morgan (no contest)
Robbie E defeated Jay Lethal in a fist pump showdown
Jeff Jarrett & Abyss defeated The Pope & Samoa Joe via dq
TNA Impact 12/3/10 Review
Tna Impact started with a quick recap of last week's dinner with Dixie...I don't know what's going to happen now, and I don't care....
The opening was in progress a 4 way dance.
Ink Inc defeated Beer Money, Generation Me, and The Motor City Machine Guns
This match was a cluster of bodies flying and out of the ring. There wasn't much to this other than high spots, lots of tandem tag team moves. It was literally just back to back high spots, with nothing really that great to mention. That being said, this was just a stupid way to open the show, just chaos to say the least. The match ended up just being a two on one beat down of Shannon Moore for a good portion of the match, with Beer Money cheating. Shannon Moore got the quick roll up victory and that was that. This was a train wreck to say the least.
Post match, Beer Money beat up the referee. Matt Morgan came out and defended the Ref and threatened Fortune.
Mickie James started singing with a full band "Hardcore Country" and Tara ran down and the two started brawling. Yep. One of the worst segments in TNA history, seriously, one of the worst.
Douglas Williams defeated Kazarian
Douglas Williams doesn't have an amazing arsenal, but what he lacks in move set, he makes up for with his finisher. Rolling Chaos Theory is the most impressive looking suplex pinning combination in all of wrestling, and is the only reason to watch for Douglas Williams. Kaz loses again, and Doug wins. I loved it, Douglas Williams wins big, and the finisher, man, the finisher is one of the classic finishers in wrestling, even if it is a bit dangerous.
Devon came out and cut a promo, I didn't care.
Sarita defeated Angelina Love and Madison Rayne
The worst knockout match I've seen in a long time. Seriously, the worst, these girls cannot wrestle, they have the worst timing. Even the announcers hated this match, forgetting to do commentary for more than half of it. I hated this thing...wow, what a terrible terrible division.
Rhino vs Matt Morgan (no contest)
I'm not sure why this match was made. There is no explanation for the booking of this match, there is no major reason to have these two fight. Morgan was busted open at one point, and he hit the Carbon Footprint and had this thing won, but out came Immortal or Four Chan or something, I don't know.
The match was thrown out and while Fortune beat up Morgan, RVD ran down and beat up Rhino.
Robbie E defeated Jay Lethal in a fist pump showdown
SERIOUSLY, THE WORST CONCEPT EVER, THE WORST! SERIOUSLY THIS IS SO STUPID, I HATE THIS PIECE OF CRAP, FIRE ALL THE TNA WRITERS ALL OF THEM FIRE THEM!!!!
Jeff Jarrett & Abyss defeated The Pope & Samoa Joe via dq
This match was terrible, this match had a lot of moments that would make you hate life. The ref bump towards the end really made this thing terrible. Abyss is terrible, Pope is wasted, and the casket at the side of the ring is just plain dumb. Jarrett went under the ring and got a guitar, and Samoa Joe kicked it open and then was going to beat up Double J. The ref woke up and disqualified Samoa Joe, and that was that.
The worst night in TNA, leading up a to ppv that no one will watch. The dead crowd at the end, proved once again that this #2 company is just sad, seriously sad, I don't ever want to see this again...and yet I'll still keep reviewing it, for an audience of none. Ugh...worst TNA Impact ever. I'm sick of this bs. Oh and Kurt Angle was mysteriously in the casket to end the show and beat up Abyss and Jarrett.
Ink Inc defeated Beer Money, Generation Me, and The Motor City Machine Guns
Douglas Williams defeated Kazarian
Sarita defeated Angelina Love and Madison Rayne
Rhino vs Matt Morgan (no contest)
Robbie E defeated Jay Lethal in a fist pump showdown
Jeff Jarrett & Abyss defeated The Pope & Samoa Joe via dq
TNA Impact 12/3/10 Review
Tna Impact started with a quick recap of last week's dinner with Dixie...I don't know what's going to happen now, and I don't care....
The opening was in progress a 4 way dance.
Ink Inc defeated Beer Money, Generation Me, and The Motor City Machine Guns
This match was a cluster of bodies flying and out of the ring. There wasn't much to this other than high spots, lots of tandem tag team moves. It was literally just back to back high spots, with nothing really that great to mention. That being said, this was just a stupid way to open the show, just chaos to say the least. The match ended up just being a two on one beat down of Shannon Moore for a good portion of the match, with Beer Money cheating. Shannon Moore got the quick roll up victory and that was that. This was a train wreck to say the least.
Post match, Beer Money beat up the referee. Matt Morgan came out and defended the Ref and threatened Fortune.
Mickie James started singing with a full band "Hardcore Country" and Tara ran down and the two started brawling. Yep. One of the worst segments in TNA history, seriously, one of the worst.
Douglas Williams defeated Kazarian
Douglas Williams doesn't have an amazing arsenal, but what he lacks in move set, he makes up for with his finisher. Rolling Chaos Theory is the most impressive looking suplex pinning combination in all of wrestling, and is the only reason to watch for Douglas Williams. Kaz loses again, and Doug wins. I loved it, Douglas Williams wins big, and the finisher, man, the finisher is one of the classic finishers in wrestling, even if it is a bit dangerous.
Devon came out and cut a promo, I didn't care.
Sarita defeated Angelina Love and Madison Rayne
The worst knockout match I've seen in a long time. Seriously, the worst, these girls cannot wrestle, they have the worst timing. Even the announcers hated this match, forgetting to do commentary for more than half of it. I hated this thing...wow, what a terrible terrible division.
Rhino vs Matt Morgan (no contest)
I'm not sure why this match was made. There is no explanation for the booking of this match, there is no major reason to have these two fight. Morgan was busted open at one point, and he hit the Carbon Footprint and had this thing won, but out came Immortal or Four Chan or something, I don't know.
The match was thrown out and while Fortune beat up Morgan, RVD ran down and beat up Rhino.
Robbie E defeated Jay Lethal in a fist pump showdown
SERIOUSLY, THE WORST CONCEPT EVER, THE WORST! SERIOUSLY THIS IS SO STUPID, I HATE THIS PIECE OF CRAP, FIRE ALL THE TNA WRITERS ALL OF THEM FIRE THEM!!!!
Jeff Jarrett & Abyss defeated The Pope & Samoa Joe via dq
This match was terrible, this match had a lot of moments that would make you hate life. The ref bump towards the end really made this thing terrible. Abyss is terrible, Pope is wasted, and the casket at the side of the ring is just plain dumb. Jarrett went under the ring and got a guitar, and Samoa Joe kicked it open and then was going to beat up Double J. The ref woke up and disqualified Samoa Joe, and that was that.
The worst night in TNA, leading up a to ppv that no one will watch. The dead crowd at the end, proved once again that this #2 company is just sad, seriously sad, I don't ever want to see this again...and yet I'll still keep reviewing it, for an audience of none. Ugh...worst TNA Impact ever. I'm sick of this bs. Oh and Kurt Angle was mysteriously in the casket to end the show and beat up Abyss and Jarrett.
Friday, November 26, 2010
TNA Impact 11/26/10 Results and Review
TNA Impact 11/26/10 Results
Tommy Dreamer defeated Rhino in a street fight
Sarita defeated Madison Rayne
Jeff Jarrett defeated Jesse Neal in an MMA match
Matt Morgan, The Pope, Samoa Joe, and Douglas Williams vs Beer Money, Kaz, and Aj Styles
TNA Impact 11/26/10 Review
I'm not a big TNA fan, but I keep reviewing it in hopes of something good happening, so here we go, another Thursday night of wrestling, another post on this old blog.
Here we go....Tna Impact.
Matt Morgan cut a promo, and Doug Williams joined too, and it was just odd...to see the two of them together on the same page.
Tommy Dreamer defeated Rhino in a street fight
This streetfight was terrible. Tommy Dreamer and Rhino put together a crap brawl, and it was "hardcore" i guess, but it wasn't all that good. Both wrestlers were completely winded, and just didn't seem to care too much, except for maybe dreamer, as he gave some lame promo about friendship. This match was bad, trust me, this match was bad.
Post match, Rhino threw Tommy Dreamer straight through a table. That prompted RVD to come down with a chair and chase Rhino away.
Highlights were shown of last week's Reaction where the Motor City Machine Guns fought Generation Me in an "empty arena" match. It was stupid.
Sarita defeated Madison Rayne
This was an impromptu wrestling match of sorts, and I wasn't sure what was going on, but Sarita wins a non title match. It was an ok affair, and the two women put on a very basic match with a roll up win.
Jeff Jarrett defeated Jesse Neal in an MMA match
This match was stupid. Jarrett hit Neal with a guitar and won the match up. This was bad, just bad, I can't say more, this was just the worst match I've seen in a long time.
Brother Ray cut a promo on Devon, it was more of the same.
Matt Morgan, The Pope, Samoa Joe, and Douglas Williams Beer Money, Kaz, and Aj Styles
This match wasn't all that great. It was an ok 8 man tag, but for the most part it was just rushed and didn't really melt well. THe match wasn't half bad towards the end, and I was finally starting to get into it. Doug Williams was nearly pinned several times during this match up, and it seems that he's the only one that can really work well with heels. Matt Morgan ended up taking on Robert Roode and Aj Styles attacking him, and guess what?
TNA IMPACT ended with the match still going, and I gave up. I don't have reaction and I don't watch it, so that was that. I don't know what happened and I don't care. If you saw Reaction that's cool, I'm not going to try and watch another show...F IT. TNA SUCKS. I can't believe they do this bs, and well, screw over the little hope of gaining fans.
Tommy Dreamer defeated Rhino in a street fight
Sarita defeated Madison Rayne
Jeff Jarrett defeated Jesse Neal in an MMA match
Matt Morgan, The Pope, Samoa Joe, and Douglas Williams vs Beer Money, Kaz, and Aj Styles
TNA Impact 11/26/10 Review
I'm not a big TNA fan, but I keep reviewing it in hopes of something good happening, so here we go, another Thursday night of wrestling, another post on this old blog.
Here we go....Tna Impact.
Matt Morgan cut a promo, and Doug Williams joined too, and it was just odd...to see the two of them together on the same page.
Tommy Dreamer defeated Rhino in a street fight
This streetfight was terrible. Tommy Dreamer and Rhino put together a crap brawl, and it was "hardcore" i guess, but it wasn't all that good. Both wrestlers were completely winded, and just didn't seem to care too much, except for maybe dreamer, as he gave some lame promo about friendship. This match was bad, trust me, this match was bad.
Post match, Rhino threw Tommy Dreamer straight through a table. That prompted RVD to come down with a chair and chase Rhino away.
Highlights were shown of last week's Reaction where the Motor City Machine Guns fought Generation Me in an "empty arena" match. It was stupid.
Sarita defeated Madison Rayne
This was an impromptu wrestling match of sorts, and I wasn't sure what was going on, but Sarita wins a non title match. It was an ok affair, and the two women put on a very basic match with a roll up win.
Jeff Jarrett defeated Jesse Neal in an MMA match
This match was stupid. Jarrett hit Neal with a guitar and won the match up. This was bad, just bad, I can't say more, this was just the worst match I've seen in a long time.
Brother Ray cut a promo on Devon, it was more of the same.
Matt Morgan, The Pope, Samoa Joe, and Douglas Williams Beer Money, Kaz, and Aj Styles
This match wasn't all that great. It was an ok 8 man tag, but for the most part it was just rushed and didn't really melt well. THe match wasn't half bad towards the end, and I was finally starting to get into it. Doug Williams was nearly pinned several times during this match up, and it seems that he's the only one that can really work well with heels. Matt Morgan ended up taking on Robert Roode and Aj Styles attacking him, and guess what?
TNA IMPACT ended with the match still going, and I gave up. I don't have reaction and I don't watch it, so that was that. I don't know what happened and I don't care. If you saw Reaction that's cool, I'm not going to try and watch another show...F IT. TNA SUCKS. I can't believe they do this bs, and well, screw over the little hope of gaining fans.
Friday, November 19, 2010
TNA Impact 11/18/10 Results and Review
TNA Impact 11/18/10 Results
Robbie E and Cookie & Generataion Me defeated Velvet Sky & Jay Lethal & The Motor City Machine Guns
Samoa Joe defeated Jeff Jarrett's MMA School
Jeff Hardy defeated Raven
Abyss vs Shannon Moore (no contest)
Mickie James defeated Angelina Love
Matt Morgan defeated Ric Flair
TNA Impact 11/18/10 Review
Ric Flair went down to the ring and started cutting a promo against Matt Morgan. Morgan and Flair will face off in the main event tonight. So much for that retirement angle for Flair, huh?
Robbie E and Cookie & Generataion Me defeated Velvet Sky & Jay Lethal & The Motor City Machine Guns
This match wasn't exactly very good, it was kind of short. The match was booked so quick that by the time the match played out, you didn't even know what was going on anymore, just a bunch of high spots. I think Jay Lethal was in this match somewhere too....I don't know...such an oddly booked match up.
Jeff Jarrett came down to the ring and did a MMA style gimmick where he was showing "submission" moves against some random idiots.
Samoa Joe then came out and Double J told him that he had to fight some random students.
Samoa Joe defeated Jeff Jarrett's MMA School
Worst match ever.
Jeff Hardy defeated Raven
I used to be the biggest Raven fan. But this match? One of the worst in his career. Hardy barely broke a sweat with his glorified Divas title. Hardy won, that's all you needed to know. Raven is a shell of his former self. Raven circa 1998 and even his WWE run was awesome, this though? Just terrible, completely terrible.
Hogan came out and FIRED Raven. That was that. Raven got fired.
Tommy Dreamer and Rhino fought, then RVD came out and they brawled. I don't care, you don't care.
Abyss vs Shannon Moore (no contest)
One of the worst matches ever. Shannon Moore tried to put on an ok match, but Abyss made this match suck. There was a casket at ringside, and inside the Casket was The Pope! Yep. The Pope interfered and the match was thrown out, that was that. ABYSS sucks, The Pope is now a joke, and Shannon Moore is just getting a pay check at this point. I'm so sick of this company's bad wrestling.
Mickie James defeated Angelina Love
Mickie James sucks. Angelina Love sucks too. I miss the old Knockouts division.
Bubba Ray cut a random promo, it was dumb
Matt Morgan defeated Ric Flair
This match was bad. Ric Flair was completely busted open, Matt Morgan just killed him. It looked bad, it just look completely bad. The ref was knocked out at one point, and eventually counted the three count on Flair.
Douglas Williams turned on Fortune or whatever group he's in. Doug started fighting everyone and that was the end of impact.
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Robbie E and Cookie & Generataion Me defeated Velvet Sky & Jay Lethal & The Motor City Machine Guns
Samoa Joe defeated Jeff Jarrett's MMA School
Jeff Hardy defeated Raven
Abyss vs Shannon Moore (no contest)
Mickie James defeated Angelina Love
Matt Morgan defeated Ric Flair
TNA Impact 11/18/10 Review
Ric Flair went down to the ring and started cutting a promo against Matt Morgan. Morgan and Flair will face off in the main event tonight. So much for that retirement angle for Flair, huh?
Robbie E and Cookie & Generataion Me defeated Velvet Sky & Jay Lethal & The Motor City Machine Guns
This match wasn't exactly very good, it was kind of short. The match was booked so quick that by the time the match played out, you didn't even know what was going on anymore, just a bunch of high spots. I think Jay Lethal was in this match somewhere too....I don't know...such an oddly booked match up.
Jeff Jarrett came down to the ring and did a MMA style gimmick where he was showing "submission" moves against some random idiots.
Samoa Joe then came out and Double J told him that he had to fight some random students.
Samoa Joe defeated Jeff Jarrett's MMA School
Worst match ever.
Jeff Hardy defeated Raven
I used to be the biggest Raven fan. But this match? One of the worst in his career. Hardy barely broke a sweat with his glorified Divas title. Hardy won, that's all you needed to know. Raven is a shell of his former self. Raven circa 1998 and even his WWE run was awesome, this though? Just terrible, completely terrible.
Hogan came out and FIRED Raven. That was that. Raven got fired.
Tommy Dreamer and Rhino fought, then RVD came out and they brawled. I don't care, you don't care.
Abyss vs Shannon Moore (no contest)
One of the worst matches ever. Shannon Moore tried to put on an ok match, but Abyss made this match suck. There was a casket at ringside, and inside the Casket was The Pope! Yep. The Pope interfered and the match was thrown out, that was that. ABYSS sucks, The Pope is now a joke, and Shannon Moore is just getting a pay check at this point. I'm so sick of this company's bad wrestling.
Mickie James defeated Angelina Love
Mickie James sucks. Angelina Love sucks too. I miss the old Knockouts division.
Bubba Ray cut a random promo, it was dumb
Matt Morgan defeated Ric Flair
This match was bad. Ric Flair was completely busted open, Matt Morgan just killed him. It looked bad, it just look completely bad. The ref was knocked out at one point, and eventually counted the three count on Flair.
Douglas Williams turned on Fortune or whatever group he's in. Doug started fighting everyone and that was the end of impact.
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Friday, November 12, 2010
TNA Impact 11/11/10 Results and Review
TNA Impact 11/11/10 Results
Robbie E & Cookie defeated Jay Lethal & Taylor Wilde
Samoa Joe defeated Two Security Guys via DQ
Kaz defeated RVD
Aj Styles defeated Stevie Richards
Matt Morgan defeated Beer Money & Doug Williams
TNA Impact 11/11/10 Review
TNA Impact opened up with Fortune or Immortal or something in the ring. It looked stupid, and I was already dreading the show.
TNA has a new world's title belt. It is the worst looking belt you'll ever see. It looks like a complete disaster of a world title belt, it's worse than the divas belt...it's really really sad.
The Pope, Matt Morgan, and Samoa Joe came out and started talking to the immortal unit or whatever....they issued a challenge.
Robbie E & Cookie defeated Jay Lethal & Taylor Wilde
This match wasn't all that great at all. In fact, it was boring. Lethal lost and that was that. This match was just dumb. Robbie E needs a new guy to feud with, unless Lethal can step it up somehow.
Brother Ray turned on Devon. Yep...they split up.
Samoa Joe defeated Two Security Guys via DQ
Samoa JOe was beating up security guys, and then was jumped by Double J. Eventually Kurt Angle made the save, but this was stupid. Joe is a chump, Double J is the biggest Heel in a long time, and Kurt Angle? I thought he retired.
Kaz defeated RVD
This match was terrible, it was short, and it didn't really do much for either match. Rhino ran in and turned on RVD and I guess he was the "mole" or something. Who cares? I don't. RVD sucks, Ev2.0 sucks...i'm sick of this stuff.
Aj Styles defeated Stevie Richards
Stevie Richards put up a good battle against Aj Styles. Styles really did a number on Richards, and hit a style's clash in which he literally BROKE Stevie Richards neck! Seriously, it was the sickest bump in recent yeras, and Richards neck looked like it broke in half...he was carted away. It's never a good thing to see. Styles wins, but Richards really loses here.
Matt Morgan defeated Beer Money & Doug Williams
This was a train wreck of sorts. Matt Morgan gains a title shot by pinning Douglas Williams. Morgan beat up Beer Money, Ric Flair and then pinned Doug Williams, it was terrible. Terrible!
Tna was a load of crap...man...I'm sick of TNA. The main event was at least passable.
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Robbie E & Cookie defeated Jay Lethal & Taylor Wilde
Samoa Joe defeated Two Security Guys via DQ
Kaz defeated RVD
Aj Styles defeated Stevie Richards
Matt Morgan defeated Beer Money & Doug Williams
TNA Impact 11/11/10 Review
TNA Impact opened up with Fortune or Immortal or something in the ring. It looked stupid, and I was already dreading the show.
TNA has a new world's title belt. It is the worst looking belt you'll ever see. It looks like a complete disaster of a world title belt, it's worse than the divas belt...it's really really sad.
The Pope, Matt Morgan, and Samoa Joe came out and started talking to the immortal unit or whatever....they issued a challenge.
Robbie E & Cookie defeated Jay Lethal & Taylor Wilde
This match wasn't all that great at all. In fact, it was boring. Lethal lost and that was that. This match was just dumb. Robbie E needs a new guy to feud with, unless Lethal can step it up somehow.
Brother Ray turned on Devon. Yep...they split up.
Samoa Joe defeated Two Security Guys via DQ
Samoa JOe was beating up security guys, and then was jumped by Double J. Eventually Kurt Angle made the save, but this was stupid. Joe is a chump, Double J is the biggest Heel in a long time, and Kurt Angle? I thought he retired.
Kaz defeated RVD
This match was terrible, it was short, and it didn't really do much for either match. Rhino ran in and turned on RVD and I guess he was the "mole" or something. Who cares? I don't. RVD sucks, Ev2.0 sucks...i'm sick of this stuff.
Aj Styles defeated Stevie Richards
Stevie Richards put up a good battle against Aj Styles. Styles really did a number on Richards, and hit a style's clash in which he literally BROKE Stevie Richards neck! Seriously, it was the sickest bump in recent yeras, and Richards neck looked like it broke in half...he was carted away. It's never a good thing to see. Styles wins, but Richards really loses here.
Matt Morgan defeated Beer Money & Doug Williams
This was a train wreck of sorts. Matt Morgan gains a title shot by pinning Douglas Williams. Morgan beat up Beer Money, Ric Flair and then pinned Doug Williams, it was terrible. Terrible!
Tna was a load of crap...man...I'm sick of TNA. The main event was at least passable.
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Saturday, November 6, 2010
TNA Impact 11/4/10 Results and Review
TNA Impact 11/4/10 Results
Sarita defeated Velvet Sky
Generation ME & Tara Ink Inc & Mickie James
Kaz defeated Doug Williams
Aj Styles defeated Rhyno and RVD
The Pope vs Abyss
TNA Impact 11/4/10 Review
The alternative wrestling program started with a recap of last week. Apparently Matt MOrgan has turned face? I don't know....we'll find out tonight.
Bischoff laid out an open challenge, we got a call from ANderson, lots of recap...EV2.0 was going nuts backstage...oh well.
Sarita defeated Velvet Sky
I think it was Velvet Sky, I don't know. Sarita won with ease, and put down a nice Sit Down Power Bomb! The best part was the finish, the rest? Not much to enjoy, another Knockouts match come and gone.
Generation ME & Tara Ink Inc & Mickie James
Mickie James' gimmick sucks. Hardcore Country? Hardcore Boring. This match had some ok back and forth action, but it wasn't all that great. Ink Inc won the match after Mickie James knocked out one of the bucks with a nice kick. Overall ok match up, but I didn't really care.
Post match the bad guys beat up the good guys...blah blah.
Double J cut a promo, and out ran Samoa Joe to beat him up. JOe beat up the security idiots, than tried to get Double J, but couldn't. I still don't know who kidnapped Samoa Joe, and I don't really care about his character.
Aj Styles defeated Rhyno and RVD
This was a slow moving, boring match. Aj Styles won eventually, but it was boring.
EV2.0 hit the ring and tried to get things back in order etc...who cares. EV2.0 is falling apart and RVD doesn't trust them.
Kaz defeated Doug Williams
I'm not sure why they had this match, it was a waste of time and boring. Kaz eventually picked up the win, but who cares. This was seriously boring. Same old bad TNA booking, short matches with no focus...ugh.
The Pope vs Abyss
AByss hit a bunch of random fans...I guess? I don't know what's going on...it's stupid. Abyss sucks. The Pope used to be good, now? He's involved with stupid matches...ugh...I'm sick of this crap. The match didn't work well and eventually just went to a no contest or dq...I don't know.
Bischoff wanted to fight Anderson, and it never happened. Bischoff beat up Jeremy Borash and that was that...Impact finished with Matt Morgan showing up instead of Anderson and taking out Bischoff. Of course "We are out of time" on impact...whatever...I hate TNA these days.
WORST IMPACT IN A LONG TIME! I'm so tired of bad wrestling from TNA...they used to be so good, now they are just WCW 2000 all over again.
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Sarita defeated Velvet Sky
Generation ME & Tara Ink Inc & Mickie James
Kaz defeated Doug Williams
Aj Styles defeated Rhyno and RVD
The Pope vs Abyss
TNA Impact 11/4/10 Review
The alternative wrestling program started with a recap of last week. Apparently Matt MOrgan has turned face? I don't know....we'll find out tonight.
Bischoff laid out an open challenge, we got a call from ANderson, lots of recap...EV2.0 was going nuts backstage...oh well.
Sarita defeated Velvet Sky
I think it was Velvet Sky, I don't know. Sarita won with ease, and put down a nice Sit Down Power Bomb! The best part was the finish, the rest? Not much to enjoy, another Knockouts match come and gone.
Generation ME & Tara Ink Inc & Mickie James
Mickie James' gimmick sucks. Hardcore Country? Hardcore Boring. This match had some ok back and forth action, but it wasn't all that great. Ink Inc won the match after Mickie James knocked out one of the bucks with a nice kick. Overall ok match up, but I didn't really care.
Post match the bad guys beat up the good guys...blah blah.
Double J cut a promo, and out ran Samoa Joe to beat him up. JOe beat up the security idiots, than tried to get Double J, but couldn't. I still don't know who kidnapped Samoa Joe, and I don't really care about his character.
Aj Styles defeated Rhyno and RVD
This was a slow moving, boring match. Aj Styles won eventually, but it was boring.
EV2.0 hit the ring and tried to get things back in order etc...who cares. EV2.0 is falling apart and RVD doesn't trust them.
Kaz defeated Doug Williams
I'm not sure why they had this match, it was a waste of time and boring. Kaz eventually picked up the win, but who cares. This was seriously boring. Same old bad TNA booking, short matches with no focus...ugh.
The Pope vs Abyss
AByss hit a bunch of random fans...I guess? I don't know what's going on...it's stupid. Abyss sucks. The Pope used to be good, now? He's involved with stupid matches...ugh...I'm sick of this crap. The match didn't work well and eventually just went to a no contest or dq...I don't know.
Bischoff wanted to fight Anderson, and it never happened. Bischoff beat up Jeremy Borash and that was that...Impact finished with Matt Morgan showing up instead of Anderson and taking out Bischoff. Of course "We are out of time" on impact...whatever...I hate TNA these days.
WORST IMPACT IN A LONG TIME! I'm so tired of bad wrestling from TNA...they used to be so good, now they are just WCW 2000 all over again.
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Friday, October 29, 2010
TNA Impact 10/28/10 Results and Review
TNA Impact 10/28/10 Results
Robbie E defeated Jay Lethal in a New Jersey Street Fight
Tara, Madison Rayne, and Sarita defeated The Beautiful People & Mickie James
The Motor City Machine Guns defeated Generation Me and Ink Inc
Douglas Williams & Aj Styles defeated Raven & RVD
Matt Morgan defeated Jeff Jarrett in a Chain Match
TNA Impact 10/28/10 Review
Could TNA Impact be good two weeks in a row? Maybe it could, maybe it couldn't. One thing is for sure, they hooked me last week, let's see if they can do it again.
We start the show with Mickie James fighting Tara backstage. It was a psuedo street fight, and it looked interesting enough. Madison Rayne helped Tara, and out ran The Beautiful People to help fight off Tara. Then out came Sarita? I don't know...everyone looks the same to me now.
Ric Flair came down to help calm things down, and he was about to fight the women, but didn't throw a punch! He kept getting slapped, which was hilarious!
Ric Flair started making matches, and what not, which was interesting enough.
The Pope was rolling a casket into the arena.
The Pope cut a promo on Abyss. Abyss then cut a promo, and then started shoving fans, and that's about it. This was stupid. I HATE, ABSOLUTELY HATE ABYSS! ABYSS SUCKS, HE IS THE WORST TNA WRESTLER OF ALL TIME! That's right, FIRE ABYSS!
Robbie E defeated Jay Lethal in a New Jersey Street Fight
This match was in fact just a standard street fight. It didn't exactly have "classic" written anywhere on it, and it was just your standard brawl. It's odd to see a "street fight" instead of a true x-division match, considering that the whole point of the division is to showcase cruiserweights and their overall stayle of wrestling. Cookie sprayed Lethal in the face with hairspray or something, and Robbie E hit a nice neckbreaker for the win! Robbie E wins.
Robbie E won a title shot.
EV2.0 were in the ring, and RVD was called out. RVD was NOT having it and wanted to beat up Raven and Sabu...but out came Ric Flair with Fortune or the Immortals, or I don't know who.
Tara, Madison Rayne, and Sarita defeated The Beautiful People & Mickie James
Mickie James is NOT the same as she was in WWE. She's not that good, and it shows when in this match up. There were a few good spots, let's not throw away the whole division here, but it's not nearly as good as 2 years ago. This match was ok at best, and it had a few good moments. Sarita got the win after the match broke out into a full blown brawl.
Backstage the pope and abyss brawled.
The Motor City Machine Guns defeated Generation Me and Ink Inc
This match was very rushed. Spot for spot, this was nothing too complicated, but it had enough momentum to showcase the talents of all the teams. Generaion Me stopped the title change when Ink Inc had this thing sewn up. The Machine Guns got the win, and that was that. This match was so fast, that it didn't have much of an impact, and therefore, was actually not that great. Generation Me's promo was quite good before the match started, but the actual match? Not good by any stretch of the imagination.
Post match, Team 3D challened the Motor City Machine Guns to a title match.
Douglas Williams & Aj Styles defeated Raven & RVD
This match was not good at all. It was terrible, one of the worst tag team matches I've seen in a long time. Douglas Williams and Aj Styles argued amongst themselves. They worked with each other well enough, but this match was just a cluster of moves and random movements. Raven was taken out by Flair, RVD got mad at him...I didn't care. You didn't miss much.
Mr Anderson was supposed to fight Jeff Jarrett but Matt Morgan came in to stop the match from taking place. Matt Morgan was the sound of reason here, and Double J antagonized him to the point where Anderson was replaced by Matt Morgan.
Matt Morgan defeated Jeff Jarrett in a Chain Match
Did Matt Morgan just turn face? I don't know. Jarrett got completely manhandled in this chain match. Eventually, Jarrett hit the Stroke and won, which was surprising to me. Morgan was busted open, and while he got the last laugh, this match was won by Jarrett.
Post match Morgan beat up Jarrett, but Fortune or Immortal or somebody came down and beat up Morgan. The group then "hanged" Matt Morgan by some chains! Yep. No one came down for the save, that was it. TNA sucks.
It's official, TNA Impact sucked. I don't care about any of the story lines, nothing really makes that much sense. The wrestling sucked...ugh...last week was way better, way better.
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Robbie E defeated Jay Lethal in a New Jersey Street Fight
Tara, Madison Rayne, and Sarita defeated The Beautiful People & Mickie James
The Motor City Machine Guns defeated Generation Me and Ink Inc
Douglas Williams & Aj Styles defeated Raven & RVD
Matt Morgan defeated Jeff Jarrett in a Chain Match
TNA Impact 10/28/10 Review
Could TNA Impact be good two weeks in a row? Maybe it could, maybe it couldn't. One thing is for sure, they hooked me last week, let's see if they can do it again.
We start the show with Mickie James fighting Tara backstage. It was a psuedo street fight, and it looked interesting enough. Madison Rayne helped Tara, and out ran The Beautiful People to help fight off Tara. Then out came Sarita? I don't know...everyone looks the same to me now.
Ric Flair came down to help calm things down, and he was about to fight the women, but didn't throw a punch! He kept getting slapped, which was hilarious!
Ric Flair started making matches, and what not, which was interesting enough.
The Pope was rolling a casket into the arena.
The Pope cut a promo on Abyss. Abyss then cut a promo, and then started shoving fans, and that's about it. This was stupid. I HATE, ABSOLUTELY HATE ABYSS! ABYSS SUCKS, HE IS THE WORST TNA WRESTLER OF ALL TIME! That's right, FIRE ABYSS!
Robbie E defeated Jay Lethal in a New Jersey Street Fight
This match was in fact just a standard street fight. It didn't exactly have "classic" written anywhere on it, and it was just your standard brawl. It's odd to see a "street fight" instead of a true x-division match, considering that the whole point of the division is to showcase cruiserweights and their overall stayle of wrestling. Cookie sprayed Lethal in the face with hairspray or something, and Robbie E hit a nice neckbreaker for the win! Robbie E wins.
Robbie E won a title shot.
EV2.0 were in the ring, and RVD was called out. RVD was NOT having it and wanted to beat up Raven and Sabu...but out came Ric Flair with Fortune or the Immortals, or I don't know who.
Tara, Madison Rayne, and Sarita defeated The Beautiful People & Mickie James
Mickie James is NOT the same as she was in WWE. She's not that good, and it shows when in this match up. There were a few good spots, let's not throw away the whole division here, but it's not nearly as good as 2 years ago. This match was ok at best, and it had a few good moments. Sarita got the win after the match broke out into a full blown brawl.
Backstage the pope and abyss brawled.
The Motor City Machine Guns defeated Generation Me and Ink Inc
This match was very rushed. Spot for spot, this was nothing too complicated, but it had enough momentum to showcase the talents of all the teams. Generaion Me stopped the title change when Ink Inc had this thing sewn up. The Machine Guns got the win, and that was that. This match was so fast, that it didn't have much of an impact, and therefore, was actually not that great. Generation Me's promo was quite good before the match started, but the actual match? Not good by any stretch of the imagination.
Post match, Team 3D challened the Motor City Machine Guns to a title match.
Douglas Williams & Aj Styles defeated Raven & RVD
This match was not good at all. It was terrible, one of the worst tag team matches I've seen in a long time. Douglas Williams and Aj Styles argued amongst themselves. They worked with each other well enough, but this match was just a cluster of moves and random movements. Raven was taken out by Flair, RVD got mad at him...I didn't care. You didn't miss much.
Mr Anderson was supposed to fight Jeff Jarrett but Matt Morgan came in to stop the match from taking place. Matt Morgan was the sound of reason here, and Double J antagonized him to the point where Anderson was replaced by Matt Morgan.
Matt Morgan defeated Jeff Jarrett in a Chain Match
Did Matt Morgan just turn face? I don't know. Jarrett got completely manhandled in this chain match. Eventually, Jarrett hit the Stroke and won, which was surprising to me. Morgan was busted open, and while he got the last laugh, this match was won by Jarrett.
Post match Morgan beat up Jarrett, but Fortune or Immortal or somebody came down and beat up Morgan. The group then "hanged" Matt Morgan by some chains! Yep. No one came down for the save, that was it. TNA sucks.
It's official, TNA Impact sucked. I don't care about any of the story lines, nothing really makes that much sense. The wrestling sucked...ugh...last week was way better, way better.
on a side note, I bought Fire Pro Wrestling 2 for my GBA, it's fun. Best wrestling game on a handheld by Nintendo yet. Well, except for that really early WWF game I used to play a lot.
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Friday, October 22, 2010
TNA Impact 10/21/10 Results and Review
TNA Impact 10/21/10 Results
Robbie E defeated Amazing Red
Aj Styles defeated The Pope in a street fight
Beer Money defeated RVD & Sabu
Mickie James defeated Sarita
Kazarian defeated Ken Anderson in an Ultimate X Match
TNA Impact 10/21/10 Review
The show starts with a recap, and the recap is FAR better than the actual show from last week. It's actually intriguing, not having to watch the whole thing unfold for an hour or so with NO wrestling.
Ken Anderson got in ring and talked about how he wants to get Hardy back and another title shot, but RVD came out to talk about how HE deserves the title shot, since he never lost. Then on the screen came Jeff Hardy with an apology...a "raven" style apology.
Eric Bischoff then came out on the mic to talk. He said to tune into reaction...I doubt anyone is watching that show. I know I'm not.
He set up some matches...and I was already trying to poke my own eye out.
Robbie E defeated Amazing Red
This was a very short, very dull moving match. Amazing Red isn't half bad, and Robbie E took a lot of shots before hitting a Diamond Cutter. NO it's NOT the RKO, Robbie E does it like DDP, and it looked nice.
The fans were all chanting "boring". I didn't hate it, I think Robbie has skills, he'll just need other opponents. I'm going to go on a limb and say that Robbie E reminds me of The Model Ric Martel...there I said it. He'll need more in ring and promo work to match the Model though.
The pope cut a promo from a strip club.
After a lot of random backstage crap and "Winter" debuting, it came time for a Street Fight for the Television Championship!
I'm a fan of good street fights, that being said, it's been a LONG time since I've seen a good street fight. I'd say, not since the late 90's have I seen a quality pro-wrestling street fight.
Aj Styles defeated The Pope in a street fight
The match started on the ramp and then quickly got into the ring, and instead of offsetting moves, the two were literally exchanging right's and left's for a good part of the match. The match was looking to turn into a wrestling match when Abyss ran in and beat up The Pope. The rules stated that Fortune couldn't interfere, and I guess Abyss is NOT a member of Fortune?!? Whatever. Abyss hit the Black Hole Slam and then Aj Styles pinned The Pope and this was over. Not a great match, but I didn't hate the way it turned out, it's sketchy, but I'll take whatever wrestling I can get at this point.
Backstage The Pope got in Samoa Joe's face and Joe said to get out of his face...and Joe said he has "no ones" back.
And now, WHO KIDNAPPED SAMOA JOE!!?!?!!!
Generation Me and The Machine Guns had a little altercation in the parking lot.
Double J cut a promo about how he's awesome and what not...ugh...
Samoa Joe came out to confront Double J and the two brawled, with help from TNA security. They then handcuffed Samoa Joe!!!! Joe tried to fight back but it was 3 on 1, and Joe was getting beat down like crazy! Woo! Joe is a chump, face it! I kind of like Double J's shirt, with the skulls and the guitar, not bad.
Mike Tenay started going nuts on the announce table, as Taz listened in, and that was that. Tenay looked seriously pissed.
Beer Money defeated RVD & Sabu
This match was a train wreck, it was seriously bad. Despite all that, the closing moments weren't half bad. Sabu threw a chair and it hit RVD in the head, and they lost to Beer Money.
Post match, RVD and Sabu started to brawl, and EV2.0 ran out to stop them.
Mickie James defeated Sarita
Sarita and Mickie James actually had a wrestling match. Yep, a real wrestling match, something that hasn't been seen in a long time with TNA. The match started relatively awkwardly and took a little while to get going, but once it got going, it wasn't half bad. The win came after one of the worst kicks I've ever seen.
Post match, Tara ran in and beat up Mickie James.
Kazarian defeated Ken Anderson in an Ultimate X Match
Anderson was beat up in the backstage area, and was then fed to Kazarian. Anderson had his shoulder taped up, and ran in and tried to give some offense, but like the old saying goes, what good is a "one armed man, in a butt kicking contest?" and that was the theme of this match up. Kazarian wasn't having the easiest time, but it just looked like he was going to win with relative ease against a one handed Anderson. Anderson at one point caught Kazarian coming off the X wire and right into the MIC Check, which was quite good! Anderson reached under the ring and found a ladder! Anderson was on top of the ladder and ready to get the X when Fortune ran down and hit Anderson with a nice sit out Powerbomb from Matt Morgan. Kaz was then just lifted to the top of the X and he won the match! Matt Morgan is a legit 7 feet tall, wow...he is huge. Kazarian wins with help. I actually liked this match, it was more than watchable, and light years ahead of a lot of TNA's previous efforts.
Post match, Anderson got a pipe and cleared the ring, but out ran Jeff Hardy and hit Anderson with a very hard chair shot to the back of the head. It looked bad...and Anderson was busted open in the back of the head! I've never really seen a blade job to the back of the head, but it was odd. Hardy then put Anderson's arm inside the ladder and hit it with the chair! Anderson's essentially dead here.
I loved the ending of TNA, and dare I say, it's the best show in wrestling thanks to that awesome ending, and the culmination of the main event. I liked it, wow....Anderson looks legit' hurt. Hardy then argued with the fans, and that was awesome too. Wow...I actually liked TNA Impact...it's a rarity folks, a real rarity.
The end of the show featured Ric Flair and Eric Bischoff in the back of an SUV and Kurt Angle showing up and breaking the back windshield open! Angle then ran away....wow...not bad.
Robbie E defeated Amazing Red
Aj Styles defeated The Pope in a street fight
Beer Money defeated RVD & Sabu
Mickie James defeated Sarita
Kazarian defeated Ken Anderson in an Ultimate X Match
TNA Impact 10/21/10 Review
The show starts with a recap, and the recap is FAR better than the actual show from last week. It's actually intriguing, not having to watch the whole thing unfold for an hour or so with NO wrestling.
Ken Anderson got in ring and talked about how he wants to get Hardy back and another title shot, but RVD came out to talk about how HE deserves the title shot, since he never lost. Then on the screen came Jeff Hardy with an apology...a "raven" style apology.
Eric Bischoff then came out on the mic to talk. He said to tune into reaction...I doubt anyone is watching that show. I know I'm not.
He set up some matches...and I was already trying to poke my own eye out.
Robbie E defeated Amazing Red
This was a very short, very dull moving match. Amazing Red isn't half bad, and Robbie E took a lot of shots before hitting a Diamond Cutter. NO it's NOT the RKO, Robbie E does it like DDP, and it looked nice.
The fans were all chanting "boring". I didn't hate it, I think Robbie has skills, he'll just need other opponents. I'm going to go on a limb and say that Robbie E reminds me of The Model Ric Martel...there I said it. He'll need more in ring and promo work to match the Model though.
The pope cut a promo from a strip club.
After a lot of random backstage crap and "Winter" debuting, it came time for a Street Fight for the Television Championship!
I'm a fan of good street fights, that being said, it's been a LONG time since I've seen a good street fight. I'd say, not since the late 90's have I seen a quality pro-wrestling street fight.
Aj Styles defeated The Pope in a street fight
The match started on the ramp and then quickly got into the ring, and instead of offsetting moves, the two were literally exchanging right's and left's for a good part of the match. The match was looking to turn into a wrestling match when Abyss ran in and beat up The Pope. The rules stated that Fortune couldn't interfere, and I guess Abyss is NOT a member of Fortune?!? Whatever. Abyss hit the Black Hole Slam and then Aj Styles pinned The Pope and this was over. Not a great match, but I didn't hate the way it turned out, it's sketchy, but I'll take whatever wrestling I can get at this point.
Backstage The Pope got in Samoa Joe's face and Joe said to get out of his face...and Joe said he has "no ones" back.
And now, WHO KIDNAPPED SAMOA JOE!!?!?!!!
Generation Me and The Machine Guns had a little altercation in the parking lot.
Double J cut a promo about how he's awesome and what not...ugh...
Samoa Joe came out to confront Double J and the two brawled, with help from TNA security. They then handcuffed Samoa Joe!!!! Joe tried to fight back but it was 3 on 1, and Joe was getting beat down like crazy! Woo! Joe is a chump, face it! I kind of like Double J's shirt, with the skulls and the guitar, not bad.
Mike Tenay started going nuts on the announce table, as Taz listened in, and that was that. Tenay looked seriously pissed.
Beer Money defeated RVD & Sabu
This match was a train wreck, it was seriously bad. Despite all that, the closing moments weren't half bad. Sabu threw a chair and it hit RVD in the head, and they lost to Beer Money.
Post match, RVD and Sabu started to brawl, and EV2.0 ran out to stop them.
Mickie James defeated Sarita
Sarita and Mickie James actually had a wrestling match. Yep, a real wrestling match, something that hasn't been seen in a long time with TNA. The match started relatively awkwardly and took a little while to get going, but once it got going, it wasn't half bad. The win came after one of the worst kicks I've ever seen.
Post match, Tara ran in and beat up Mickie James.
Kazarian defeated Ken Anderson in an Ultimate X Match
Anderson was beat up in the backstage area, and was then fed to Kazarian. Anderson had his shoulder taped up, and ran in and tried to give some offense, but like the old saying goes, what good is a "one armed man, in a butt kicking contest?" and that was the theme of this match up. Kazarian wasn't having the easiest time, but it just looked like he was going to win with relative ease against a one handed Anderson. Anderson at one point caught Kazarian coming off the X wire and right into the MIC Check, which was quite good! Anderson reached under the ring and found a ladder! Anderson was on top of the ladder and ready to get the X when Fortune ran down and hit Anderson with a nice sit out Powerbomb from Matt Morgan. Kaz was then just lifted to the top of the X and he won the match! Matt Morgan is a legit 7 feet tall, wow...he is huge. Kazarian wins with help. I actually liked this match, it was more than watchable, and light years ahead of a lot of TNA's previous efforts.
Post match, Anderson got a pipe and cleared the ring, but out ran Jeff Hardy and hit Anderson with a very hard chair shot to the back of the head. It looked bad...and Anderson was busted open in the back of the head! I've never really seen a blade job to the back of the head, but it was odd. Hardy then put Anderson's arm inside the ladder and hit it with the chair! Anderson's essentially dead here.
I loved the ending of TNA, and dare I say, it's the best show in wrestling thanks to that awesome ending, and the culmination of the main event. I liked it, wow....Anderson looks legit' hurt. Hardy then argued with the fans, and that was awesome too. Wow...I actually liked TNA Impact...it's a rarity folks, a real rarity.
The end of the show featured Ric Flair and Eric Bischoff in the back of an SUV and Kurt Angle showing up and breaking the back windshield open! Angle then ran away....wow...not bad.
Friday, October 15, 2010
TNA Impact 10/14/10 Results and Review
TNA Impact 10/14/10 Results
Madison Rayne defeated Tara for the knockouts title
Fortune defeated The Pope
Samoa Joe defeated Abyss via dq
RVD vs Ken Anderson (no contest)
TNA Impact 10/14/10 Review
TNA tried to pull a WCW 1996 on the ppv, and you know what? It was one of the biggest lackluster things in a long time, and NO i'm not just jaded on wrestling, it's agreed upon across a lot of podcasts, and wrestling websites.
Abyss, Hogan, Double J and Jarrett all cut promos to start the show off.
They kept talking, but out came Fortune. Flair started to cut a promo about how Fortune is running things.
Flair and Hogan were set to square off, and instead of fighting they hugged! Yep. Fortune is now part of "THEY" too. Wow...so stupid.
OUt came Jeff Hardy, the champ....mind you this is 20 minutes into the show, and no wrestling. Hardy cut a promo, and he didn't have a lot of paint on or anything.
Out came Sting and Kevin Nash.
Kevin Nash got on the mic and cut a "nice guy" promo and said that this time he's NOT going to join "THEY" and just walk away.
Sting got on the mic, and he cut a "nice guy" promo too. Sting walked away too. They just left.
Bischoff got on the mic and said that Sting and Nash would be at home getting FAT, and that's that. 30 minutes of the show was dedicated to "THEY" going off. I remember this same angle 10 years back or so....called the NEW WORLD ORDER. Yep.
Backstage Dixie was asking Sting & Nash to stay, but they walked out. Hogan and Bischoff then confronted Dixie and she slapped the crap out of Bischoff!!!! Wow...backstage...Dixie gave her best performance, and Hogan totally talked her down! Wow. Compelling? Not really, but eh, whatever, I'll take what I can get.
Dixie was thrown out of Hogan's office, and Serj (Dixie's husband) got knocked the EFF out! Hahah. 35 minutes into the show, still no wrestling.
Madison Rayne defeated Tara for the knockouts title
In a "finger poke" of doom match, Tara gave up the belt. Tara laid down for Madison Rayne.
Dare I say, 40 minutes into the show and still NO wrestling.
Mickie James came out and challenged Madison...yawns ensued.
45 minutes and no wrestling.
Kurt Angle came down and cut a promo.
Kurt Angle then got beat down by Double J after he came out and cut a promo on Angle. Angle was handcuffed and beaten and battered, and that was that. Tazz came off the booth and helped Angle, and that was that. Angle's done...Double J has a ruthless streak? That's that...bye bye Angle...I hope he goes to WWE and feuds with the All American, American, American, American, American.
52 minutes and NO wrestling.
We get to see Samoa Joe walking around some beach. He cut a promo on Double J.
So 50+ minutes before we finally get a wrestling match, if you can call it that.
Samoa Joe defeated Abyss via dq
This wasn't much of a match, it was just Abyss dominating Samoa Joe for the most part. Joe did manage an insane move by diving through the middle ropes and taking out Abyss, but other than that, it was just Abyss beating up Samoa Joe. Joe won via dq, and that prompted RVD to come out. Abyss then beat up JOe. But RVD saved the day...kind of.
Ugh...what a terrible night of wrestling.
RVD cut a promo on Hardy. Ugh....
Fortune defeated The Pope
The Pope fought all of Fortune. It's interesting to me that Fortune cheated to win, 5 on 1. Whatever. The Pope got buried, and that's that. I didn't hate the match, and I'm ok with a 5 on 1 beat down, I just wish there was more wrestling on the show.
The Shore had a promo with some chick from the real show...nothing I remembered happened there.
RVD vs Ken Anderson (no contest)
Anderson and RVD put on an ok match for tv. There were some nice reversals from Anderson, but the crowd wasn't at all into this match up. RVD looked winded after 5 or so minutes, and that's just sad. Anderson carried most of the match, even countering the Five Star Frog Splash and Rolling THunder, but it was painfully obvious that this match wasn't going to get a finish...yet again.
Bischoff came down, pulled the ref, and out ran Jeff Hardy. Hardy beat up Anderson and RVD with a chair. Yep. That'sit.
The last moment was awesome.
Hardy hit a Twist of Fate on RVD onto a chair that had Anderson's arm in it. SICK finisher!
TNA is terrible, the non finish matches, the 1 hour of setting up the second half of the show...NO x-division match, no tv title match, no tag team titles match...geez...why even have a wrestling show?
Oh and WHO KIDNAPPED SAMOA JOE??!?!?!?
Madison Rayne defeated Tara for the knockouts title
Fortune defeated The Pope
Samoa Joe defeated Abyss via dq
RVD vs Ken Anderson (no contest)
TNA Impact 10/14/10 Review
TNA tried to pull a WCW 1996 on the ppv, and you know what? It was one of the biggest lackluster things in a long time, and NO i'm not just jaded on wrestling, it's agreed upon across a lot of podcasts, and wrestling websites.
Abyss, Hogan, Double J and Jarrett all cut promos to start the show off.
They kept talking, but out came Fortune. Flair started to cut a promo about how Fortune is running things.
Flair and Hogan were set to square off, and instead of fighting they hugged! Yep. Fortune is now part of "THEY" too. Wow...so stupid.
OUt came Jeff Hardy, the champ....mind you this is 20 minutes into the show, and no wrestling. Hardy cut a promo, and he didn't have a lot of paint on or anything.
Out came Sting and Kevin Nash.
Kevin Nash got on the mic and cut a "nice guy" promo and said that this time he's NOT going to join "THEY" and just walk away.
Sting got on the mic, and he cut a "nice guy" promo too. Sting walked away too. They just left.
Bischoff got on the mic and said that Sting and Nash would be at home getting FAT, and that's that. 30 minutes of the show was dedicated to "THEY" going off. I remember this same angle 10 years back or so....called the NEW WORLD ORDER. Yep.
Backstage Dixie was asking Sting & Nash to stay, but they walked out. Hogan and Bischoff then confronted Dixie and she slapped the crap out of Bischoff!!!! Wow...backstage...Dixie gave her best performance, and Hogan totally talked her down! Wow. Compelling? Not really, but eh, whatever, I'll take what I can get.
Dixie was thrown out of Hogan's office, and Serj (Dixie's husband) got knocked the EFF out! Hahah. 35 minutes into the show, still no wrestling.
Madison Rayne defeated Tara for the knockouts title
In a "finger poke" of doom match, Tara gave up the belt. Tara laid down for Madison Rayne.
Dare I say, 40 minutes into the show and still NO wrestling.
Mickie James came out and challenged Madison...yawns ensued.
45 minutes and no wrestling.
Kurt Angle came down and cut a promo.
Kurt Angle then got beat down by Double J after he came out and cut a promo on Angle. Angle was handcuffed and beaten and battered, and that was that. Tazz came off the booth and helped Angle, and that was that. Angle's done...Double J has a ruthless streak? That's that...bye bye Angle...I hope he goes to WWE and feuds with the All American, American, American, American, American.
52 minutes and NO wrestling.
We get to see Samoa Joe walking around some beach. He cut a promo on Double J.
So 50+ minutes before we finally get a wrestling match, if you can call it that.
Samoa Joe defeated Abyss via dq
This wasn't much of a match, it was just Abyss dominating Samoa Joe for the most part. Joe did manage an insane move by diving through the middle ropes and taking out Abyss, but other than that, it was just Abyss beating up Samoa Joe. Joe won via dq, and that prompted RVD to come out. Abyss then beat up JOe. But RVD saved the day...kind of.
Ugh...what a terrible night of wrestling.
RVD cut a promo on Hardy. Ugh....
Fortune defeated The Pope
The Pope fought all of Fortune. It's interesting to me that Fortune cheated to win, 5 on 1. Whatever. The Pope got buried, and that's that. I didn't hate the match, and I'm ok with a 5 on 1 beat down, I just wish there was more wrestling on the show.
The Shore had a promo with some chick from the real show...nothing I remembered happened there.
RVD vs Ken Anderson (no contest)
Anderson and RVD put on an ok match for tv. There were some nice reversals from Anderson, but the crowd wasn't at all into this match up. RVD looked winded after 5 or so minutes, and that's just sad. Anderson carried most of the match, even countering the Five Star Frog Splash and Rolling THunder, but it was painfully obvious that this match wasn't going to get a finish...yet again.
Bischoff came down, pulled the ref, and out ran Jeff Hardy. Hardy beat up Anderson and RVD with a chair. Yep. That'sit.
The last moment was awesome.
Hardy hit a Twist of Fate on RVD onto a chair that had Anderson's arm in it. SICK finisher!
TNA is terrible, the non finish matches, the 1 hour of setting up the second half of the show...NO x-division match, no tv title match, no tag team titles match...geez...why even have a wrestling show?
Oh and WHO KIDNAPPED SAMOA JOE??!?!?!?
Saturday, October 9, 2010
TNA Impact 10/7/10 Results and Review
TNA Impact 10/7/10 Results
Angelina Love & Velvet Sky defeated Tara & Madison Rayne
Mick Foley defeated Ric Flair in a hardcore match
Orlando Jordan & Erik Young defeated Ink Inc
Kurt Angle wins a battle royal (on reaction, not impact)
TNA Impact 10/7/10 Review
The show this week opened up fast with Dixie being yelled at by Abyss. This was a very awkward opening, that looked like Abyss was going to rape Dixie Carter....this was just very awkward.
This was a live show....I guess.
Sting came out with Kevin Nash and the Pope. The Pope cut a promo, and then out came Jarrett and Joe and blah blah blah.....Eric Bischoff set up a match for Bound for Glory. Look for Samoa Joe to turn on Double J...
Mickie James showed up at TNA! I didn't mark out, that's for sure.
Angelina Love & Velvet Sky defeated Tara & Madison Rayne
This match was for the name "The Beautiful People", and it was one of the worst matches I've ever seen. This is a travesty, considering that a few years back TNA had one of the best women's divisions I've ever seen. Angelina Love wins.
Ms. Testmaker or whatever....was talking about Bound for Glory and how there will be a 4 way dance for the Women's Title. The special guest referee for that match is none other than Mickie James! Yep. Mickie James has come to TNA...wow...she's looking good, but it's sad that she won't have much competition.
Mick Foley defeated Ric Flair
This match was sad. Seriously, I was just sad to see this BS. Foley, way past his prime, Flair way past his time, in a hardcore match? There were some sick bumps, and both men were bleeding like crazy, which was sick. I'm all for these guys in their prime, but this was NOT 2 men in the prime of their careers, this was two old men fighting in a battle for nothing. This was not a pretty sight, it was NOT a wrestling match as much as it was a complete and terrible brawl of sorts. The kid inside me was going nuts, but the adult, was just shaking his head. I am NOT a fan of seeing these guys kill each other, it just doesn't mean anything, especially with so many others on the roster that could be utilized here. Flair lost via 10 count? I don't know, this was stupid...this was completely stupid.
Orlando Jordan and Erik Young cut a weird promo...their a team now? I haven't seen them since Young threw a mannequin into the ring.
There's not enough coffee in the world to wake me up for this piece of garbage....
Orlando Jordan & Erik Young defeated Ink Inc
This match sucked. This match was just stupid. Erik Young was doing everything to ruin the match, he was stopping Orlando Jordan from cheating. This match sucked...Erik Young sucks. Orlando sucks....ugh...nevermind. Worst tag team match ever.
Wow...what a terrible idea....Shore aka Robbie E debuts...I can't believe this bs....this is seriously the worst idea in pro-wrestling.
There was a Battle Royal that resembled the Royal Rumble at the end of this impact, and it ran over time. It was STUPID! I do NOT watch reaction, and well....that was that. WHo won?
Um...let me see here...Moe. Moe wins.
I hate TNA.
Angelina Love & Velvet Sky defeated Tara & Madison Rayne
Mick Foley defeated Ric Flair in a hardcore match
Orlando Jordan & Erik Young defeated Ink Inc
Kurt Angle wins a battle royal (on reaction, not impact)
TNA Impact 10/7/10 Review
The show this week opened up fast with Dixie being yelled at by Abyss. This was a very awkward opening, that looked like Abyss was going to rape Dixie Carter....this was just very awkward.
This was a live show....I guess.
Sting came out with Kevin Nash and the Pope. The Pope cut a promo, and then out came Jarrett and Joe and blah blah blah.....Eric Bischoff set up a match for Bound for Glory. Look for Samoa Joe to turn on Double J...
Mickie James showed up at TNA! I didn't mark out, that's for sure.
Angelina Love & Velvet Sky defeated Tara & Madison Rayne
This match was for the name "The Beautiful People", and it was one of the worst matches I've ever seen. This is a travesty, considering that a few years back TNA had one of the best women's divisions I've ever seen. Angelina Love wins.
Ms. Testmaker or whatever....was talking about Bound for Glory and how there will be a 4 way dance for the Women's Title. The special guest referee for that match is none other than Mickie James! Yep. Mickie James has come to TNA...wow...she's looking good, but it's sad that she won't have much competition.
Mick Foley defeated Ric Flair
This match was sad. Seriously, I was just sad to see this BS. Foley, way past his prime, Flair way past his time, in a hardcore match? There were some sick bumps, and both men were bleeding like crazy, which was sick. I'm all for these guys in their prime, but this was NOT 2 men in the prime of their careers, this was two old men fighting in a battle for nothing. This was not a pretty sight, it was NOT a wrestling match as much as it was a complete and terrible brawl of sorts. The kid inside me was going nuts, but the adult, was just shaking his head. I am NOT a fan of seeing these guys kill each other, it just doesn't mean anything, especially with so many others on the roster that could be utilized here. Flair lost via 10 count? I don't know, this was stupid...this was completely stupid.
Orlando Jordan and Erik Young cut a weird promo...their a team now? I haven't seen them since Young threw a mannequin into the ring.
There's not enough coffee in the world to wake me up for this piece of garbage....
Orlando Jordan & Erik Young defeated Ink Inc
This match sucked. This match was just stupid. Erik Young was doing everything to ruin the match, he was stopping Orlando Jordan from cheating. This match sucked...Erik Young sucks. Orlando sucks....ugh...nevermind. Worst tag team match ever.
Wow...what a terrible idea....Shore aka Robbie E debuts...I can't believe this bs....this is seriously the worst idea in pro-wrestling.
There was a Battle Royal that resembled the Royal Rumble at the end of this impact, and it ran over time. It was STUPID! I do NOT watch reaction, and well....that was that. WHo won?
Um...let me see here...Moe. Moe wins.
I hate TNA.
Friday, October 1, 2010
TNA Impact 9/30/10 Results and Review
TNA Impact 9/30/10 Results
Rhyno & Tommy Dreamer defeated Beer Money in a lumberjack match
Generation Me defeated Ink Inc
Aj Styles defeated Brian Kendrick
Ken Anderson defeated Samoa Joe
Abyss vs. Kurt Angle in a steel cage match
TNA Impact 9/30/10 Review
Kurt Angle started the show talking about random crap...then we found out that Abyss will fight Angle in a cage and the two started fighting backstage. Yep, they just randomly brawled, and that's it.
Rhyno & Tommy Dreamer defeated Beer Money in a lumberjack match
This match was terrible. These four do not have charisma with each other and the match was just boring. The match had a lot of nearfalls towards the end, and pandamonium broke loose on the floor. Dreamer dodged a beer bottle to the head and hit the Dreamer Driver to win the match up. This was seriously a terrible match. It was a waste of time.
Mick Foley challenged Ric Flair.
Ric Flair beat up Foley's book...yep. I kid you not, he beat up FOley's book....I'm so bored with this crap.
Generation Me defeated Ink Inc
This match sucked. I think the guys are talented, but it just didn't strike me as that good. There were some nice spots, but nothing that great.
Post match they got chased out by The Motor City Machine Guns. They didn't appeared injured at all.
Remember the ranking system? Yeah, neither does TNA. Oh and, WHO KIDNAPPED SAMOA JOE?!?!?!
Ken Anderson defeated Samoa Joe
This match was slow moving, and didn't highlight either man. Anderson eventually got the Mic Check on Joe and that was that. This match was barely passable.
The Pope, Kevin Nash and Sting are apparently friends now.
Aj Styles defeated Brian Kendrick
Not much to say about this one. Styles won. Styles looked like he took a major shot to the mouth, but Kendrick was the loser here. I'm not sure where they are going with his character, as he just keeps losing.
Abyss vs. Kurt Angle in a steel cage match
This match was in fact a cage match. It had all the trappings of a quality cage match, and it got brutal. Angle got completely bloodied and was getting the beating of his life. He was getting taken out at every corner, and Abyss took some shots, but not nearly as bad as Angle. The ref got taken out and then Anderson came down to help, but he got taken out by Abyss.
The end of the match had Abyss with both men beaten, and the ref out. I guess that means Abyss wins?
The crowd was dead quiet on this, cause no one cared for it, and I didn't. Worst cage match I've ever seen. Worst one ever...plain and simple. Worst than the Kennel from Hell match.
Tna has the worst wrestling in the world, face it. I know WWE isn't always that good, but TNA is beyond repair to me at this point. This was one of the worst shows...I'm so sick of TNA.
Rhyno & Tommy Dreamer defeated Beer Money in a lumberjack match
Generation Me defeated Ink Inc
Aj Styles defeated Brian Kendrick
Ken Anderson defeated Samoa Joe
Abyss vs. Kurt Angle in a steel cage match
TNA Impact 9/30/10 Review
Kurt Angle started the show talking about random crap...then we found out that Abyss will fight Angle in a cage and the two started fighting backstage. Yep, they just randomly brawled, and that's it.
Rhyno & Tommy Dreamer defeated Beer Money in a lumberjack match
This match was terrible. These four do not have charisma with each other and the match was just boring. The match had a lot of nearfalls towards the end, and pandamonium broke loose on the floor. Dreamer dodged a beer bottle to the head and hit the Dreamer Driver to win the match up. This was seriously a terrible match. It was a waste of time.
Mick Foley challenged Ric Flair.
Ric Flair beat up Foley's book...yep. I kid you not, he beat up FOley's book....I'm so bored with this crap.
Generation Me defeated Ink Inc
This match sucked. I think the guys are talented, but it just didn't strike me as that good. There were some nice spots, but nothing that great.
Post match they got chased out by The Motor City Machine Guns. They didn't appeared injured at all.
Remember the ranking system? Yeah, neither does TNA. Oh and, WHO KIDNAPPED SAMOA JOE?!?!?!
Ken Anderson defeated Samoa Joe
This match was slow moving, and didn't highlight either man. Anderson eventually got the Mic Check on Joe and that was that. This match was barely passable.
The Pope, Kevin Nash and Sting are apparently friends now.
Aj Styles defeated Brian Kendrick
Not much to say about this one. Styles won. Styles looked like he took a major shot to the mouth, but Kendrick was the loser here. I'm not sure where they are going with his character, as he just keeps losing.
Abyss vs. Kurt Angle in a steel cage match
This match was in fact a cage match. It had all the trappings of a quality cage match, and it got brutal. Angle got completely bloodied and was getting the beating of his life. He was getting taken out at every corner, and Abyss took some shots, but not nearly as bad as Angle. The ref got taken out and then Anderson came down to help, but he got taken out by Abyss.
The end of the match had Abyss with both men beaten, and the ref out. I guess that means Abyss wins?
The crowd was dead quiet on this, cause no one cared for it, and I didn't. Worst cage match I've ever seen. Worst one ever...plain and simple. Worst than the Kennel from Hell match.
Tna has the worst wrestling in the world, face it. I know WWE isn't always that good, but TNA is beyond repair to me at this point. This was one of the worst shows...I'm so sick of TNA.
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