TNA Impact 12/23/10 Results
Jeff Jarrett defeated Amazing Red
Kaz & Robbie E defeated Generation ME
Angelina Love & Winter defeated Tara & Madison Rayne
Aj Styles vs Douglas Williams went to a draw
Matt Morgan, The Motor City machine Guns, and RVD vs Fortune
TNA Impact 12/23/10 Review
The show started with a recap of last week's show, and I liked the recap far better than the actual show. It's funny how TNA can make something look so great in the recap but can't keep the majority of wrestling fans attention during their 2 hour showcase. I hate the title screen, by the way, in case you were wondering.
The show started with Immortal or Fortune or somebody coming to the ring. I have no idea who is in this group, it's just so dang large, it's like NWO 3,000 and I don't understand why I should care since there are no real faces in the company.
The ring was set up for a "weigh" in of sorts. Mick Foley came out to talk about Anderson and what not. They are still talking about the "concussion" thing. I had a concussion once, it sucked, but I was back in action within a few weeks. Bischoff talked at length about how Foley sucks etc.
Jeff Jarrett defeated Amazing Red
Jarrett came out again for his MMA gimmick. Amazing Red came out to challenge Jeff and lost the match after a few moments. Yep, Red taps out and that was the end of the night.
Jarrett gets good heat, I admit that. however, Jarrett doesn't have a real opponent to knock him off his pedestal. Amazing Red could be used so much better in the x-division with Jay Lethal, and yet he's jobbed out here in a stupid match with jarrett. He said that his baby brother would come fight Jarrett next week. Hopefully it's Angle.
Kaz & Robbie E defeated Generation ME
The match wasn't half bad. it had a good amount of back and forth. Generation Me and Robbie took most of the match and in the end Kaz tagged in and pinned a random dude and was the #1 contender to the x-division title.
I just want to point out that Shark Boy hasn't been involved since the ppv, so there's a wasted thing. Robbie E is pushed aside now? Lethal is out of character now, he can barely talk on the mic since he isn't doing the Macho Man gimmick. The whole match up was just odd. The x-division title used to be a highlight of TNA and now, it's just an after thought.
Sarita and Velvet Sky fought in the dressing room. It was a nice cat Fight. I'd love to fight Sarita in the back room, it'd be fun.
Angelina Love & Winter defeated Tara & Madison Rayne
This match wasn't very good at all. It had a few moments that were good, but it was mostly brawling and random moves. Winter came out towards the end and started fighting Madison Rayne. Winter won the match after Angelina took a lot of punishment, but she nearly botched a sideslam, and it just looked bad. Angelina Love & Winter are the new Knockouts Tag Team Champions, and it's a shame. I haven't seen a positive Knockouts match up since Gail Kim and Awesome Kong were in TNA.
Aj Styles vs Douglas Williams went to a draw
This match wasn't great, but it did have a lot of action. Aj Styles was completely winded towards the end. Douglas Williams seemed just fine throughout the match up. The two were supposed to fight in an Iron Man match and it wasn't half bad. At one point Aj Styles got on the mic and asked for a rematch, and Williams said no, at first. Then after Styles continued, and got a rematch for Genesis. This whole segment was boring.
If Styles loses at the ppv, he's going to get fired.
I'm telling you, this segment was relatively boring to me.
Matt Morgan, The Motor City machine Guns, and RVD vs Fortune
this match was ok at best. It was rushed and despite the rush, it had little to no great thing. Robert Roode looked good as Beer Money is a good overall team together. Other than them, the rest was just tired. The tag teams did most of the fighting.
The show ended and you had to tune into Reaction to finish watching the show. I don't get Reaction so I didn't see it. So I don't know what happened. Sorry. TNA sucks, and they continue to baffle me as to why they do this. I don't care to even investigate what happened, so your guess is as good as mine as to what happened after the match was over.
TNA once again ruins wrestling for most fans.
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Friday, December 24, 2010
TNA Impact 12/23/10 Results and Review
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Friday, December 17, 2010
TNA Impact 12/16/10 Results and Review
TNA Impact 12/16/10 Results
Jay Lethal defeated Robbie E to win the X-Division Title
Erik Young & Orlando Jordan defeated Generation Me
Tara & Madison Rayne defeated Mickie James & Miss Testmaker
RVD defeated Rob Terry
Bubba Ray Dudley defeated Amazing Red
Jeff Hardy & Kaz defeated Ken Anderson & Matt Morgan
TNA Impact 12/16/10 Review
Matt Morgan and Ken Anderson had some altercation...it was stupid. Jeff Hardy came out and cut a stupid promo and he sounded like he was on drugs. He kept rambling or something, I don't know, I was just tired, and sleepy, so I went to make a sandwich. I later came back and the 3 idiots were still having their opening, and that was that.
The first match on card was none other than the X Division title match.
Jay Lethal defeated Robbie E to win the X-Division Title
Despite Robbie E being a heel, the announcers were positive on him for some weird reason. It was stupid to have the commentators high on Robbie E one minute, and then immediately goes into stupidity.
The match started and Cookie was interfering from the start, but out ran Christy Hemme and handcuffed herself to Cookie! Yep! So now the match would just be the two wrestlers and not the manager and the wrestler, which is a great thing. Lethal's combinations and elbow drop from the top rope was great, even if RObbie kicked out. Robbie took to the top rope at one point and was caught by Lethal and he hit a very very nice superplex. This match was actually starting to gain steam and for once in recent times, I loved it. Cookie tried to hand some spray into the ring, but Hemme stopped her, and Lethal hit the Lethal Injection and Robbie E loses the belt to Lethal! Not a four star classic, but one of the best matches I've seen in a long time. Letal and Hemme look cute together, and dare I say, Hemme is hot.
There was a great deal of backstage segments between matches. There was some interview segments, some interesting different points of interest, nothing too fascinating, and then Douglas Williams got beat up by Aj Styles in the women's locker room. It looked bad. Williams was knocked out cold, and he eventually left. Erik Young and Orlando Jordan did a bunch of weird segments too, it was gross.
Erik Young & Orlando Jordan defeated Generation Me
Any momentum that Tna Impact had going into this tag team match up, was lost when this match happened. This match was lopsided and was terrible. Orlando Jordan won the match with a submission and he was dressed up as a hooters girl, I kid you not. Generation Me is buried here, and just jobbed out for no apparent reason. It was terrible.
Tara & Madison Rayne defeated Mickie James & Miss Testmaker
This was a terrible match, but it had an interesting continuation of the Tara and Mickie feud. Mickie James was knocked out cold, and eventually lost the match. It was terrible.
Rob Terry is back, and he said screw you to Kaz. It was interesting, as they might be able to build up into a feud.
Bubba Ray Dudley defeated Amazing Red
Amazing Red was completely buried here, or not completely. Red was able to get in a little bit of offense, but he's being wasted here. He got obliterated by Bubba then afterwards he was getting beat up too.
Notice that there is no follow up with Shark Boy, even though he was at the ppv.
Devon came out and saved Amazing Red.
RVD defeated Rob Terry
Despite having a nice back and forth match, and despite my love for RVD in the past, this match wasn't his best. Rob Terry returning didn't get the job done as RVD put on his four moves of doom and hit the frog splash and won this match. Rob Terry got in a lot of great moves, but RVD no sold a lot of it, which was stupid to me. Oh well.
I liked Rob Terry and Orlando Jordans feud set up earlier this year, but they dropped the ball on all levels, and this match was just a throwaway. Let's hope they go back to that earlier feud or else, I'm going back to sleep.
Jeff Jarrett beat up some random idiot from the crowd. It was sad. Jarrett needs to get completely killed by someone.
Jeff Hardy & Kaz defeated Ken Anderson & Matt Morgan
This match actually had some good points to it. Anderson, despite playing up his injury, was in there like a house on fire. He was able to throw in some great offense, and Matt Morgan also had a lot of great points. He hit a huge leg drop towards the end of the match, and was able to help Anderson carry this match. Hardy looked drunk, Kaz was a sidenote. A ref bump set up Anderson going to the top rope, but he was thrown off by Rob Terry! Terry turns heel?!? The twist of Hate was hit and the ref counted 3! The bad guys win again.
This match sucked, this match was stupid, but no, there was a swerve heel turn and Rob Terry turned heel!
TNA Impact wasn't as bad as past weeks. I liked the opening match a lot, the end was ok too. I don't agree with Anderson needing to be busted open, but he looked good in this match and so was Morgan. I finally enjoyed watching TNA, even if it wasn't their best offering.
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Jay Lethal defeated Robbie E to win the X-Division Title
Erik Young & Orlando Jordan defeated Generation Me
Tara & Madison Rayne defeated Mickie James & Miss Testmaker
RVD defeated Rob Terry
Bubba Ray Dudley defeated Amazing Red
Jeff Hardy & Kaz defeated Ken Anderson & Matt Morgan
TNA Impact 12/16/10 Review
Matt Morgan and Ken Anderson had some altercation...it was stupid. Jeff Hardy came out and cut a stupid promo and he sounded like he was on drugs. He kept rambling or something, I don't know, I was just tired, and sleepy, so I went to make a sandwich. I later came back and the 3 idiots were still having their opening, and that was that.
The first match on card was none other than the X Division title match.
Jay Lethal defeated Robbie E to win the X-Division Title
Despite Robbie E being a heel, the announcers were positive on him for some weird reason. It was stupid to have the commentators high on Robbie E one minute, and then immediately goes into stupidity.
The match started and Cookie was interfering from the start, but out ran Christy Hemme and handcuffed herself to Cookie! Yep! So now the match would just be the two wrestlers and not the manager and the wrestler, which is a great thing. Lethal's combinations and elbow drop from the top rope was great, even if RObbie kicked out. Robbie took to the top rope at one point and was caught by Lethal and he hit a very very nice superplex. This match was actually starting to gain steam and for once in recent times, I loved it. Cookie tried to hand some spray into the ring, but Hemme stopped her, and Lethal hit the Lethal Injection and Robbie E loses the belt to Lethal! Not a four star classic, but one of the best matches I've seen in a long time. Letal and Hemme look cute together, and dare I say, Hemme is hot.
There was a great deal of backstage segments between matches. There was some interview segments, some interesting different points of interest, nothing too fascinating, and then Douglas Williams got beat up by Aj Styles in the women's locker room. It looked bad. Williams was knocked out cold, and he eventually left. Erik Young and Orlando Jordan did a bunch of weird segments too, it was gross.
Erik Young & Orlando Jordan defeated Generation Me
Any momentum that Tna Impact had going into this tag team match up, was lost when this match happened. This match was lopsided and was terrible. Orlando Jordan won the match with a submission and he was dressed up as a hooters girl, I kid you not. Generation Me is buried here, and just jobbed out for no apparent reason. It was terrible.
Tara & Madison Rayne defeated Mickie James & Miss Testmaker
This was a terrible match, but it had an interesting continuation of the Tara and Mickie feud. Mickie James was knocked out cold, and eventually lost the match. It was terrible.
Rob Terry is back, and he said screw you to Kaz. It was interesting, as they might be able to build up into a feud.
Bubba Ray Dudley defeated Amazing Red
Amazing Red was completely buried here, or not completely. Red was able to get in a little bit of offense, but he's being wasted here. He got obliterated by Bubba then afterwards he was getting beat up too.
Notice that there is no follow up with Shark Boy, even though he was at the ppv.
Devon came out and saved Amazing Red.
RVD defeated Rob Terry
Despite having a nice back and forth match, and despite my love for RVD in the past, this match wasn't his best. Rob Terry returning didn't get the job done as RVD put on his four moves of doom and hit the frog splash and won this match. Rob Terry got in a lot of great moves, but RVD no sold a lot of it, which was stupid to me. Oh well.
I liked Rob Terry and Orlando Jordans feud set up earlier this year, but they dropped the ball on all levels, and this match was just a throwaway. Let's hope they go back to that earlier feud or else, I'm going back to sleep.
Jeff Jarrett beat up some random idiot from the crowd. It was sad. Jarrett needs to get completely killed by someone.
Jeff Hardy & Kaz defeated Ken Anderson & Matt Morgan
This match actually had some good points to it. Anderson, despite playing up his injury, was in there like a house on fire. He was able to throw in some great offense, and Matt Morgan also had a lot of great points. He hit a huge leg drop towards the end of the match, and was able to help Anderson carry this match. Hardy looked drunk, Kaz was a sidenote. A ref bump set up Anderson going to the top rope, but he was thrown off by Rob Terry! Terry turns heel?!? The twist of Hate was hit and the ref counted 3! The bad guys win again.
This match sucked, this match was stupid, but no, there was a swerve heel turn and Rob Terry turned heel!
TNA Impact wasn't as bad as past weeks. I liked the opening match a lot, the end was ok too. I don't agree with Anderson needing to be busted open, but he looked good in this match and so was Morgan. I finally enjoyed watching TNA, even if it wasn't their best offering.
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Friday, November 19, 2010
TNA Impact 11/18/10 Results and Review
TNA Impact 11/18/10 Results
Robbie E and Cookie & Generataion Me defeated Velvet Sky & Jay Lethal & The Motor City Machine Guns
Samoa Joe defeated Jeff Jarrett's MMA School
Jeff Hardy defeated Raven
Abyss vs Shannon Moore (no contest)
Mickie James defeated Angelina Love
Matt Morgan defeated Ric Flair
TNA Impact 11/18/10 Review
Ric Flair went down to the ring and started cutting a promo against Matt Morgan. Morgan and Flair will face off in the main event tonight. So much for that retirement angle for Flair, huh?
Robbie E and Cookie & Generataion Me defeated Velvet Sky & Jay Lethal & The Motor City Machine Guns
This match wasn't exactly very good, it was kind of short. The match was booked so quick that by the time the match played out, you didn't even know what was going on anymore, just a bunch of high spots. I think Jay Lethal was in this match somewhere too....I don't know...such an oddly booked match up.
Jeff Jarrett came down to the ring and did a MMA style gimmick where he was showing "submission" moves against some random idiots.
Samoa Joe then came out and Double J told him that he had to fight some random students.
Samoa Joe defeated Jeff Jarrett's MMA School
Worst match ever.
Jeff Hardy defeated Raven
I used to be the biggest Raven fan. But this match? One of the worst in his career. Hardy barely broke a sweat with his glorified Divas title. Hardy won, that's all you needed to know. Raven is a shell of his former self. Raven circa 1998 and even his WWE run was awesome, this though? Just terrible, completely terrible.
Hogan came out and FIRED Raven. That was that. Raven got fired.
Tommy Dreamer and Rhino fought, then RVD came out and they brawled. I don't care, you don't care.
Abyss vs Shannon Moore (no contest)
One of the worst matches ever. Shannon Moore tried to put on an ok match, but Abyss made this match suck. There was a casket at ringside, and inside the Casket was The Pope! Yep. The Pope interfered and the match was thrown out, that was that. ABYSS sucks, The Pope is now a joke, and Shannon Moore is just getting a pay check at this point. I'm so sick of this company's bad wrestling.
Mickie James defeated Angelina Love
Mickie James sucks. Angelina Love sucks too. I miss the old Knockouts division.
Bubba Ray cut a random promo, it was dumb
Matt Morgan defeated Ric Flair
This match was bad. Ric Flair was completely busted open, Matt Morgan just killed him. It looked bad, it just look completely bad. The ref was knocked out at one point, and eventually counted the three count on Flair.
Douglas Williams turned on Fortune or whatever group he's in. Doug started fighting everyone and that was the end of impact.
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Robbie E and Cookie & Generataion Me defeated Velvet Sky & Jay Lethal & The Motor City Machine Guns
Samoa Joe defeated Jeff Jarrett's MMA School
Jeff Hardy defeated Raven
Abyss vs Shannon Moore (no contest)
Mickie James defeated Angelina Love
Matt Morgan defeated Ric Flair
TNA Impact 11/18/10 Review
Ric Flair went down to the ring and started cutting a promo against Matt Morgan. Morgan and Flair will face off in the main event tonight. So much for that retirement angle for Flair, huh?
Robbie E and Cookie & Generataion Me defeated Velvet Sky & Jay Lethal & The Motor City Machine Guns
This match wasn't exactly very good, it was kind of short. The match was booked so quick that by the time the match played out, you didn't even know what was going on anymore, just a bunch of high spots. I think Jay Lethal was in this match somewhere too....I don't know...such an oddly booked match up.
Jeff Jarrett came down to the ring and did a MMA style gimmick where he was showing "submission" moves against some random idiots.
Samoa Joe then came out and Double J told him that he had to fight some random students.
Samoa Joe defeated Jeff Jarrett's MMA School
Worst match ever.
Jeff Hardy defeated Raven
I used to be the biggest Raven fan. But this match? One of the worst in his career. Hardy barely broke a sweat with his glorified Divas title. Hardy won, that's all you needed to know. Raven is a shell of his former self. Raven circa 1998 and even his WWE run was awesome, this though? Just terrible, completely terrible.
Hogan came out and FIRED Raven. That was that. Raven got fired.
Tommy Dreamer and Rhino fought, then RVD came out and they brawled. I don't care, you don't care.
Abyss vs Shannon Moore (no contest)
One of the worst matches ever. Shannon Moore tried to put on an ok match, but Abyss made this match suck. There was a casket at ringside, and inside the Casket was The Pope! Yep. The Pope interfered and the match was thrown out, that was that. ABYSS sucks, The Pope is now a joke, and Shannon Moore is just getting a pay check at this point. I'm so sick of this company's bad wrestling.
Mickie James defeated Angelina Love
Mickie James sucks. Angelina Love sucks too. I miss the old Knockouts division.
Bubba Ray cut a random promo, it was dumb
Matt Morgan defeated Ric Flair
This match was bad. Ric Flair was completely busted open, Matt Morgan just killed him. It looked bad, it just look completely bad. The ref was knocked out at one point, and eventually counted the three count on Flair.
Douglas Williams turned on Fortune or whatever group he's in. Doug started fighting everyone and that was the end of impact.
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Saturday, November 6, 2010
TNA Impact 11/4/10 Results and Review
TNA Impact 11/4/10 Results
Sarita defeated Velvet Sky
Generation ME & Tara Ink Inc & Mickie James
Kaz defeated Doug Williams
Aj Styles defeated Rhyno and RVD
The Pope vs Abyss
TNA Impact 11/4/10 Review
The alternative wrestling program started with a recap of last week. Apparently Matt MOrgan has turned face? I don't know....we'll find out tonight.
Bischoff laid out an open challenge, we got a call from ANderson, lots of recap...EV2.0 was going nuts backstage...oh well.
Sarita defeated Velvet Sky
I think it was Velvet Sky, I don't know. Sarita won with ease, and put down a nice Sit Down Power Bomb! The best part was the finish, the rest? Not much to enjoy, another Knockouts match come and gone.
Generation ME & Tara Ink Inc & Mickie James
Mickie James' gimmick sucks. Hardcore Country? Hardcore Boring. This match had some ok back and forth action, but it wasn't all that great. Ink Inc won the match after Mickie James knocked out one of the bucks with a nice kick. Overall ok match up, but I didn't really care.
Post match the bad guys beat up the good guys...blah blah.
Double J cut a promo, and out ran Samoa Joe to beat him up. JOe beat up the security idiots, than tried to get Double J, but couldn't. I still don't know who kidnapped Samoa Joe, and I don't really care about his character.
Aj Styles defeated Rhyno and RVD
This was a slow moving, boring match. Aj Styles won eventually, but it was boring.
EV2.0 hit the ring and tried to get things back in order etc...who cares. EV2.0 is falling apart and RVD doesn't trust them.
Kaz defeated Doug Williams
I'm not sure why they had this match, it was a waste of time and boring. Kaz eventually picked up the win, but who cares. This was seriously boring. Same old bad TNA booking, short matches with no focus...ugh.
The Pope vs Abyss
AByss hit a bunch of random fans...I guess? I don't know what's going on...it's stupid. Abyss sucks. The Pope used to be good, now? He's involved with stupid matches...ugh...I'm sick of this crap. The match didn't work well and eventually just went to a no contest or dq...I don't know.
Bischoff wanted to fight Anderson, and it never happened. Bischoff beat up Jeremy Borash and that was that...Impact finished with Matt Morgan showing up instead of Anderson and taking out Bischoff. Of course "We are out of time" on impact...whatever...I hate TNA these days.
WORST IMPACT IN A LONG TIME! I'm so tired of bad wrestling from TNA...they used to be so good, now they are just WCW 2000 all over again.
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Sarita defeated Velvet Sky
Generation ME & Tara Ink Inc & Mickie James
Kaz defeated Doug Williams
Aj Styles defeated Rhyno and RVD
The Pope vs Abyss
TNA Impact 11/4/10 Review
The alternative wrestling program started with a recap of last week. Apparently Matt MOrgan has turned face? I don't know....we'll find out tonight.
Bischoff laid out an open challenge, we got a call from ANderson, lots of recap...EV2.0 was going nuts backstage...oh well.
Sarita defeated Velvet Sky
I think it was Velvet Sky, I don't know. Sarita won with ease, and put down a nice Sit Down Power Bomb! The best part was the finish, the rest? Not much to enjoy, another Knockouts match come and gone.
Generation ME & Tara Ink Inc & Mickie James
Mickie James' gimmick sucks. Hardcore Country? Hardcore Boring. This match had some ok back and forth action, but it wasn't all that great. Ink Inc won the match after Mickie James knocked out one of the bucks with a nice kick. Overall ok match up, but I didn't really care.
Post match the bad guys beat up the good guys...blah blah.
Double J cut a promo, and out ran Samoa Joe to beat him up. JOe beat up the security idiots, than tried to get Double J, but couldn't. I still don't know who kidnapped Samoa Joe, and I don't really care about his character.
Aj Styles defeated Rhyno and RVD
This was a slow moving, boring match. Aj Styles won eventually, but it was boring.
EV2.0 hit the ring and tried to get things back in order etc...who cares. EV2.0 is falling apart and RVD doesn't trust them.
Kaz defeated Doug Williams
I'm not sure why they had this match, it was a waste of time and boring. Kaz eventually picked up the win, but who cares. This was seriously boring. Same old bad TNA booking, short matches with no focus...ugh.
The Pope vs Abyss
AByss hit a bunch of random fans...I guess? I don't know what's going on...it's stupid. Abyss sucks. The Pope used to be good, now? He's involved with stupid matches...ugh...I'm sick of this crap. The match didn't work well and eventually just went to a no contest or dq...I don't know.
Bischoff wanted to fight Anderson, and it never happened. Bischoff beat up Jeremy Borash and that was that...Impact finished with Matt Morgan showing up instead of Anderson and taking out Bischoff. Of course "We are out of time" on impact...whatever...I hate TNA these days.
WORST IMPACT IN A LONG TIME! I'm so tired of bad wrestling from TNA...they used to be so good, now they are just WCW 2000 all over again.
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Friday, October 29, 2010
TNA Impact 10/28/10 Results and Review
TNA Impact 10/28/10 Results
Robbie E defeated Jay Lethal in a New Jersey Street Fight
Tara, Madison Rayne, and Sarita defeated The Beautiful People & Mickie James
The Motor City Machine Guns defeated Generation Me and Ink Inc
Douglas Williams & Aj Styles defeated Raven & RVD
Matt Morgan defeated Jeff Jarrett in a Chain Match
TNA Impact 10/28/10 Review
Could TNA Impact be good two weeks in a row? Maybe it could, maybe it couldn't. One thing is for sure, they hooked me last week, let's see if they can do it again.
We start the show with Mickie James fighting Tara backstage. It was a psuedo street fight, and it looked interesting enough. Madison Rayne helped Tara, and out ran The Beautiful People to help fight off Tara. Then out came Sarita? I don't know...everyone looks the same to me now.
Ric Flair came down to help calm things down, and he was about to fight the women, but didn't throw a punch! He kept getting slapped, which was hilarious!
Ric Flair started making matches, and what not, which was interesting enough.
The Pope was rolling a casket into the arena.
The Pope cut a promo on Abyss. Abyss then cut a promo, and then started shoving fans, and that's about it. This was stupid. I HATE, ABSOLUTELY HATE ABYSS! ABYSS SUCKS, HE IS THE WORST TNA WRESTLER OF ALL TIME! That's right, FIRE ABYSS!
Robbie E defeated Jay Lethal in a New Jersey Street Fight
This match was in fact just a standard street fight. It didn't exactly have "classic" written anywhere on it, and it was just your standard brawl. It's odd to see a "street fight" instead of a true x-division match, considering that the whole point of the division is to showcase cruiserweights and their overall stayle of wrestling. Cookie sprayed Lethal in the face with hairspray or something, and Robbie E hit a nice neckbreaker for the win! Robbie E wins.
Robbie E won a title shot.
EV2.0 were in the ring, and RVD was called out. RVD was NOT having it and wanted to beat up Raven and Sabu...but out came Ric Flair with Fortune or the Immortals, or I don't know who.
Tara, Madison Rayne, and Sarita defeated The Beautiful People & Mickie James
Mickie James is NOT the same as she was in WWE. She's not that good, and it shows when in this match up. There were a few good spots, let's not throw away the whole division here, but it's not nearly as good as 2 years ago. This match was ok at best, and it had a few good moments. Sarita got the win after the match broke out into a full blown brawl.
Backstage the pope and abyss brawled.
The Motor City Machine Guns defeated Generation Me and Ink Inc
This match was very rushed. Spot for spot, this was nothing too complicated, but it had enough momentum to showcase the talents of all the teams. Generaion Me stopped the title change when Ink Inc had this thing sewn up. The Machine Guns got the win, and that was that. This match was so fast, that it didn't have much of an impact, and therefore, was actually not that great. Generation Me's promo was quite good before the match started, but the actual match? Not good by any stretch of the imagination.
Post match, Team 3D challened the Motor City Machine Guns to a title match.
Douglas Williams & Aj Styles defeated Raven & RVD
This match was not good at all. It was terrible, one of the worst tag team matches I've seen in a long time. Douglas Williams and Aj Styles argued amongst themselves. They worked with each other well enough, but this match was just a cluster of moves and random movements. Raven was taken out by Flair, RVD got mad at him...I didn't care. You didn't miss much.
Mr Anderson was supposed to fight Jeff Jarrett but Matt Morgan came in to stop the match from taking place. Matt Morgan was the sound of reason here, and Double J antagonized him to the point where Anderson was replaced by Matt Morgan.
Matt Morgan defeated Jeff Jarrett in a Chain Match
Did Matt Morgan just turn face? I don't know. Jarrett got completely manhandled in this chain match. Eventually, Jarrett hit the Stroke and won, which was surprising to me. Morgan was busted open, and while he got the last laugh, this match was won by Jarrett.
Post match Morgan beat up Jarrett, but Fortune or Immortal or somebody came down and beat up Morgan. The group then "hanged" Matt Morgan by some chains! Yep. No one came down for the save, that was it. TNA sucks.
It's official, TNA Impact sucked. I don't care about any of the story lines, nothing really makes that much sense. The wrestling sucked...ugh...last week was way better, way better.
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Robbie E defeated Jay Lethal in a New Jersey Street Fight
Tara, Madison Rayne, and Sarita defeated The Beautiful People & Mickie James
The Motor City Machine Guns defeated Generation Me and Ink Inc
Douglas Williams & Aj Styles defeated Raven & RVD
Matt Morgan defeated Jeff Jarrett in a Chain Match
TNA Impact 10/28/10 Review
Could TNA Impact be good two weeks in a row? Maybe it could, maybe it couldn't. One thing is for sure, they hooked me last week, let's see if they can do it again.
We start the show with Mickie James fighting Tara backstage. It was a psuedo street fight, and it looked interesting enough. Madison Rayne helped Tara, and out ran The Beautiful People to help fight off Tara. Then out came Sarita? I don't know...everyone looks the same to me now.
Ric Flair came down to help calm things down, and he was about to fight the women, but didn't throw a punch! He kept getting slapped, which was hilarious!
Ric Flair started making matches, and what not, which was interesting enough.
The Pope was rolling a casket into the arena.
The Pope cut a promo on Abyss. Abyss then cut a promo, and then started shoving fans, and that's about it. This was stupid. I HATE, ABSOLUTELY HATE ABYSS! ABYSS SUCKS, HE IS THE WORST TNA WRESTLER OF ALL TIME! That's right, FIRE ABYSS!
Robbie E defeated Jay Lethal in a New Jersey Street Fight
This match was in fact just a standard street fight. It didn't exactly have "classic" written anywhere on it, and it was just your standard brawl. It's odd to see a "street fight" instead of a true x-division match, considering that the whole point of the division is to showcase cruiserweights and their overall stayle of wrestling. Cookie sprayed Lethal in the face with hairspray or something, and Robbie E hit a nice neckbreaker for the win! Robbie E wins.
Robbie E won a title shot.
EV2.0 were in the ring, and RVD was called out. RVD was NOT having it and wanted to beat up Raven and Sabu...but out came Ric Flair with Fortune or the Immortals, or I don't know who.
Tara, Madison Rayne, and Sarita defeated The Beautiful People & Mickie James
Mickie James is NOT the same as she was in WWE. She's not that good, and it shows when in this match up. There were a few good spots, let's not throw away the whole division here, but it's not nearly as good as 2 years ago. This match was ok at best, and it had a few good moments. Sarita got the win after the match broke out into a full blown brawl.
Backstage the pope and abyss brawled.
The Motor City Machine Guns defeated Generation Me and Ink Inc
This match was very rushed. Spot for spot, this was nothing too complicated, but it had enough momentum to showcase the talents of all the teams. Generaion Me stopped the title change when Ink Inc had this thing sewn up. The Machine Guns got the win, and that was that. This match was so fast, that it didn't have much of an impact, and therefore, was actually not that great. Generation Me's promo was quite good before the match started, but the actual match? Not good by any stretch of the imagination.
Post match, Team 3D challened the Motor City Machine Guns to a title match.
Douglas Williams & Aj Styles defeated Raven & RVD
This match was not good at all. It was terrible, one of the worst tag team matches I've seen in a long time. Douglas Williams and Aj Styles argued amongst themselves. They worked with each other well enough, but this match was just a cluster of moves and random movements. Raven was taken out by Flair, RVD got mad at him...I didn't care. You didn't miss much.
Mr Anderson was supposed to fight Jeff Jarrett but Matt Morgan came in to stop the match from taking place. Matt Morgan was the sound of reason here, and Double J antagonized him to the point where Anderson was replaced by Matt Morgan.
Matt Morgan defeated Jeff Jarrett in a Chain Match
Did Matt Morgan just turn face? I don't know. Jarrett got completely manhandled in this chain match. Eventually, Jarrett hit the Stroke and won, which was surprising to me. Morgan was busted open, and while he got the last laugh, this match was won by Jarrett.
Post match Morgan beat up Jarrett, but Fortune or Immortal or somebody came down and beat up Morgan. The group then "hanged" Matt Morgan by some chains! Yep. No one came down for the save, that was it. TNA sucks.
It's official, TNA Impact sucked. I don't care about any of the story lines, nothing really makes that much sense. The wrestling sucked...ugh...last week was way better, way better.
on a side note, I bought Fire Pro Wrestling 2 for my GBA, it's fun. Best wrestling game on a handheld by Nintendo yet. Well, except for that really early WWF game I used to play a lot.
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Tuesday, October 12, 2010
TNA Bound For Glory 2010 Results and Review
TNA Bound For Glory 2010 Results
The Motor City Machine Guns defeated Generation ME
Tara won a four way match to win the Knockouts Championship
Ink Inc defeated Orlando Jordan and Erik Young
Jay Lethal defeated Douglas WIlliams
Rob Van Dam defeated Abyss in a Monster's Ball Match
Kevin Nash, Sting & The Pope defeated Samoa Joe & Jeff Jarrett
Jeff Hardy defeated Kurt Angle and Ken Anderson to win the TNA Title
TNA Bound For Glory 2010 Review
I'm late on this review because I was busy trying to get a job all weekend. So far, no good. 13 months, jobless...I don't like blaming the recession, but this is getting ridiculous.
The Motor City Machine Guns defeated Generation ME
The opener featured two teams that had been itching to face each other for quite sometimes. This match had high-spot after high-spot, and it just kept going. Generation Me kept hitting some tandem movies, and nothing was more amazing than Jeremy's 450 splash off the top with his brother holding one of the Machine Guns, it was insane. My only complaint about these high spots is that they never seem to have any major effect on anyone. That's my only complaint, because other than that, this match was just a fast paced, no psychology type match that featured so much tandem action, that it didn't even need a referee, because no one was tagging in and out at times. The Motor City Machine Guns win this one, and what a 20 minute match up, it had every spot you could possibly have in a cruiserweight match, and it really got the crowd going nuts. I don't like spot fests, but they are sure entertaining, that's for sure. There's just no reason to have so much action and have little to no payoffs...it's just stupid. It was entertaining, don't get me wrong, it's just not very "cerebral" I guess....not a 4 star classic, but not a terrible match.
Tara won a four way match to win the Knockouts Championship
One of the worst matches in women's wrestling history was this four way. It was seriously the worst match I've ever seen. The best part was after the match when Mickie James clobbered Madison Rayne.
The Knockouts are the WORST wrestlers in history, this match sucked beyond compare, seriously, the worst, I can't believe this piece of crap match.
Erik Young is an idiot...I hope he gets fired.
Ink Inc defeated Orlando Jordan and Erik Young
Erik Young cost his team the match when he got in and beat up Orlando Jordan. This was a comedic match with NO real purpose other than to be stupid. This was the dumbest match I've seen in a long time, worst than the Knockouts! This is just stupid, and I"m sick of this terrible booking.
Jay Lethal defeated Douglas WIlliams
Even though lots of time was spent on Jay Lethal, no one cares about him nor Williams in a match. It was stupid to say the least. Sure there were some nice moments, and Lethal can wrestle, but NO ONE CARES about this because it's never on tv and it's never really pushed. TNA has things so backwards, that by the time Lethal won this match, I was ready for a coffee break. I'm sick of this lousy booking, and random matches...Lethal can go, I'll give him credit, but I just didn't care for this match because I didn't see it coming at all, and I review TNA Impact every week, so it shouldn't surprise me should it?
SHORE beat up Jay Lethal. He wants the X-Division TItle. I'll take it...Shore isn't half bad. THis could be the best villain that TNA has created in a long time.
Rob Van Dam defeated Abyss in a Monster's Ball Match
The worst Monster's Ball match I've ever seen. This is the worst Van Dam match I've seen, and I've seen RVD put on some stinkers. Not only did this match suck, it didn't have nearly the impact that you would expect from these matches. Abyss eventually turned into an idiot, and lost. I don't know what to tell you guys about this one. It was just a stupid hardcore match that didn't even go anywhere. There were a few broken boards or something, but seriously? This was the poorest excuse for a hardcore match I've ever seen...seriously, worst hardcore match ever. I said it.
Who Kidnapped Samoa Joe? If Van Dam nearly died, why does he win so easily? Ugh...what a boring ass match. RVD and Abyss put on a terd of a match, sorry.
Kevin Nash, Sting & The Pope defeated Samoa Joe & Jeff Jarrett
Samoa Joe worked on three guys and managed to hold his own for the most part. He was basically winning at all points of this match up, and it was interesting to see Joe having to fight for his life. He was going to get the hot tag, getting Double J into this thing, but Double J left him. He then got beat down by three men, and yet there was no dq? Yeah. Samoa JOe got killed by the three monsters, and fromw hat I hear, Nash is done with TNA.
The match was stupid. Joe was left out cold in the middle of the ring. I'm so tired of lame booking. Terrible terrible match.
EV2.0 defeated Fortune in a Lethal Lockdown Match
This match was insane. It was terribly booked, it was crowded, it was stupid. There was blood, there were high spots, broken tables, fighting on the top of the cage, inside the cage, and on the floor. It was like a Bunkhouse Stampede match, only it was terrible. It was slow moving, and just didn't really do much for me.
Did I mention I still don't know who "THEY" are, and I still don't know what the big surprise for TNA was, or what would change things? This thing was stupid, to say the least. This ppv up to this point was just terrible, seriously, it was just terrible, so much wasted hype.
Jeff Hardy defeated Kurt Angle and Ken Anderson to win the TNA Title
The main event is what you'd expect from TNA. The three men really went toe to toe with each other, and there were a lot of close calls, tandem moves, and even triple moves at some points. I thought Hardy had this thing sewn up several times, and Angle looked to have won this match at several stages too, but for whatever reasons, it just wasn't meant to be for each man. Eventually, the match broke down and it was just Angle and ANderson left in ring, and after the REF took a major bump, this thing looked to be doing terrible.
Bischoff ran down to the ring with a steel chair and was going to knock someone out, but out came Hogan with crutches! Then Hogan and Bischoff were going to fight, but Hardy turned and hit Angle! Hardy turns HEEL! HOgan and Bischoff were supposed to be in on it too? Hardy hits ANderson too. Hardy then pins ANderson and wins the match. Yep. Hardy turns heel, Bischoff and Hogan turn heel too, and we have a new champion.
Screw job finish. No major surprise.
FIRE ALL TNA WRITERS, FIRE RUSSO, ugh...why do I still watch wrestling? I wish I had a life or a job...something...anything.
Double J and Abyss come down and I guess this is they? I'm sick of this bs...ugh...what a terrible night of wrestling. If you paid for this, ask for your money back, this was stupid. STUPID. UGH. I'm so sick of wrestling....of this stupidity. TNA sucks so bad!
RVD ran down and of course he got a beat down. Worst TNA ppv ever!?!?! Yeah...pretty close.
What about the ranking system?
Who kidnapped Joe?
Nash is done with TNA?
Angle didn't win, so he's retiring?
I'm done folks...ugh...what a terrible ppv.
The Motor City Machine Guns defeated Generation ME
Tara won a four way match to win the Knockouts Championship
Ink Inc defeated Orlando Jordan and Erik Young
Jay Lethal defeated Douglas WIlliams
Rob Van Dam defeated Abyss in a Monster's Ball Match
Kevin Nash, Sting & The Pope defeated Samoa Joe & Jeff Jarrett
Jeff Hardy defeated Kurt Angle and Ken Anderson to win the TNA Title
TNA Bound For Glory 2010 Review
I'm late on this review because I was busy trying to get a job all weekend. So far, no good. 13 months, jobless...I don't like blaming the recession, but this is getting ridiculous.
The Motor City Machine Guns defeated Generation ME
The opener featured two teams that had been itching to face each other for quite sometimes. This match had high-spot after high-spot, and it just kept going. Generation Me kept hitting some tandem movies, and nothing was more amazing than Jeremy's 450 splash off the top with his brother holding one of the Machine Guns, it was insane. My only complaint about these high spots is that they never seem to have any major effect on anyone. That's my only complaint, because other than that, this match was just a fast paced, no psychology type match that featured so much tandem action, that it didn't even need a referee, because no one was tagging in and out at times. The Motor City Machine Guns win this one, and what a 20 minute match up, it had every spot you could possibly have in a cruiserweight match, and it really got the crowd going nuts. I don't like spot fests, but they are sure entertaining, that's for sure. There's just no reason to have so much action and have little to no payoffs...it's just stupid. It was entertaining, don't get me wrong, it's just not very "cerebral" I guess....not a 4 star classic, but not a terrible match.
Tara won a four way match to win the Knockouts Championship
One of the worst matches in women's wrestling history was this four way. It was seriously the worst match I've ever seen. The best part was after the match when Mickie James clobbered Madison Rayne.
The Knockouts are the WORST wrestlers in history, this match sucked beyond compare, seriously, the worst, I can't believe this piece of crap match.
Erik Young is an idiot...I hope he gets fired.
Ink Inc defeated Orlando Jordan and Erik Young
Erik Young cost his team the match when he got in and beat up Orlando Jordan. This was a comedic match with NO real purpose other than to be stupid. This was the dumbest match I've seen in a long time, worst than the Knockouts! This is just stupid, and I"m sick of this terrible booking.
Jay Lethal defeated Douglas WIlliams
Even though lots of time was spent on Jay Lethal, no one cares about him nor Williams in a match. It was stupid to say the least. Sure there were some nice moments, and Lethal can wrestle, but NO ONE CARES about this because it's never on tv and it's never really pushed. TNA has things so backwards, that by the time Lethal won this match, I was ready for a coffee break. I'm sick of this lousy booking, and random matches...Lethal can go, I'll give him credit, but I just didn't care for this match because I didn't see it coming at all, and I review TNA Impact every week, so it shouldn't surprise me should it?
SHORE beat up Jay Lethal. He wants the X-Division TItle. I'll take it...Shore isn't half bad. THis could be the best villain that TNA has created in a long time.
Rob Van Dam defeated Abyss in a Monster's Ball Match
The worst Monster's Ball match I've ever seen. This is the worst Van Dam match I've seen, and I've seen RVD put on some stinkers. Not only did this match suck, it didn't have nearly the impact that you would expect from these matches. Abyss eventually turned into an idiot, and lost. I don't know what to tell you guys about this one. It was just a stupid hardcore match that didn't even go anywhere. There were a few broken boards or something, but seriously? This was the poorest excuse for a hardcore match I've ever seen...seriously, worst hardcore match ever. I said it.
Who Kidnapped Samoa Joe? If Van Dam nearly died, why does he win so easily? Ugh...what a boring ass match. RVD and Abyss put on a terd of a match, sorry.
Kevin Nash, Sting & The Pope defeated Samoa Joe & Jeff Jarrett
Samoa Joe worked on three guys and managed to hold his own for the most part. He was basically winning at all points of this match up, and it was interesting to see Joe having to fight for his life. He was going to get the hot tag, getting Double J into this thing, but Double J left him. He then got beat down by three men, and yet there was no dq? Yeah. Samoa JOe got killed by the three monsters, and fromw hat I hear, Nash is done with TNA.
The match was stupid. Joe was left out cold in the middle of the ring. I'm so tired of lame booking. Terrible terrible match.
EV2.0 defeated Fortune in a Lethal Lockdown Match
This match was insane. It was terribly booked, it was crowded, it was stupid. There was blood, there were high spots, broken tables, fighting on the top of the cage, inside the cage, and on the floor. It was like a Bunkhouse Stampede match, only it was terrible. It was slow moving, and just didn't really do much for me.
Did I mention I still don't know who "THEY" are, and I still don't know what the big surprise for TNA was, or what would change things? This thing was stupid, to say the least. This ppv up to this point was just terrible, seriously, it was just terrible, so much wasted hype.
Jeff Hardy defeated Kurt Angle and Ken Anderson to win the TNA Title
The main event is what you'd expect from TNA. The three men really went toe to toe with each other, and there were a lot of close calls, tandem moves, and even triple moves at some points. I thought Hardy had this thing sewn up several times, and Angle looked to have won this match at several stages too, but for whatever reasons, it just wasn't meant to be for each man. Eventually, the match broke down and it was just Angle and ANderson left in ring, and after the REF took a major bump, this thing looked to be doing terrible.
Bischoff ran down to the ring with a steel chair and was going to knock someone out, but out came Hogan with crutches! Then Hogan and Bischoff were going to fight, but Hardy turned and hit Angle! Hardy turns HEEL! HOgan and Bischoff were supposed to be in on it too? Hardy hits ANderson too. Hardy then pins ANderson and wins the match. Yep. Hardy turns heel, Bischoff and Hogan turn heel too, and we have a new champion.
Screw job finish. No major surprise.
FIRE ALL TNA WRITERS, FIRE RUSSO, ugh...why do I still watch wrestling? I wish I had a life or a job...something...anything.
Double J and Abyss come down and I guess this is they? I'm sick of this bs...ugh...what a terrible night of wrestling. If you paid for this, ask for your money back, this was stupid. STUPID. UGH. I'm so sick of wrestling....of this stupidity. TNA sucks so bad!
RVD ran down and of course he got a beat down. Worst TNA ppv ever!?!?! Yeah...pretty close.
What about the ranking system?
Who kidnapped Joe?
Nash is done with TNA?
Angle didn't win, so he's retiring?
I'm done folks...ugh...what a terrible ppv.
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Friday, October 1, 2010
TNA Impact 9/30/10 Results and Review
TNA Impact 9/30/10 Results
Rhyno & Tommy Dreamer defeated Beer Money in a lumberjack match
Generation Me defeated Ink Inc
Aj Styles defeated Brian Kendrick
Ken Anderson defeated Samoa Joe
Abyss vs. Kurt Angle in a steel cage match
TNA Impact 9/30/10 Review
Kurt Angle started the show talking about random crap...then we found out that Abyss will fight Angle in a cage and the two started fighting backstage. Yep, they just randomly brawled, and that's it.
Rhyno & Tommy Dreamer defeated Beer Money in a lumberjack match
This match was terrible. These four do not have charisma with each other and the match was just boring. The match had a lot of nearfalls towards the end, and pandamonium broke loose on the floor. Dreamer dodged a beer bottle to the head and hit the Dreamer Driver to win the match up. This was seriously a terrible match. It was a waste of time.
Mick Foley challenged Ric Flair.
Ric Flair beat up Foley's book...yep. I kid you not, he beat up FOley's book....I'm so bored with this crap.
Generation Me defeated Ink Inc
This match sucked. I think the guys are talented, but it just didn't strike me as that good. There were some nice spots, but nothing that great.
Post match they got chased out by The Motor City Machine Guns. They didn't appeared injured at all.
Remember the ranking system? Yeah, neither does TNA. Oh and, WHO KIDNAPPED SAMOA JOE?!?!?!
Ken Anderson defeated Samoa Joe
This match was slow moving, and didn't highlight either man. Anderson eventually got the Mic Check on Joe and that was that. This match was barely passable.
The Pope, Kevin Nash and Sting are apparently friends now.
Aj Styles defeated Brian Kendrick
Not much to say about this one. Styles won. Styles looked like he took a major shot to the mouth, but Kendrick was the loser here. I'm not sure where they are going with his character, as he just keeps losing.
Abyss vs. Kurt Angle in a steel cage match
This match was in fact a cage match. It had all the trappings of a quality cage match, and it got brutal. Angle got completely bloodied and was getting the beating of his life. He was getting taken out at every corner, and Abyss took some shots, but not nearly as bad as Angle. The ref got taken out and then Anderson came down to help, but he got taken out by Abyss.
The end of the match had Abyss with both men beaten, and the ref out. I guess that means Abyss wins?
The crowd was dead quiet on this, cause no one cared for it, and I didn't. Worst cage match I've ever seen. Worst one ever...plain and simple. Worst than the Kennel from Hell match.
Tna has the worst wrestling in the world, face it. I know WWE isn't always that good, but TNA is beyond repair to me at this point. This was one of the worst shows...I'm so sick of TNA.
Rhyno & Tommy Dreamer defeated Beer Money in a lumberjack match
Generation Me defeated Ink Inc
Aj Styles defeated Brian Kendrick
Ken Anderson defeated Samoa Joe
Abyss vs. Kurt Angle in a steel cage match
TNA Impact 9/30/10 Review
Kurt Angle started the show talking about random crap...then we found out that Abyss will fight Angle in a cage and the two started fighting backstage. Yep, they just randomly brawled, and that's it.
Rhyno & Tommy Dreamer defeated Beer Money in a lumberjack match
This match was terrible. These four do not have charisma with each other and the match was just boring. The match had a lot of nearfalls towards the end, and pandamonium broke loose on the floor. Dreamer dodged a beer bottle to the head and hit the Dreamer Driver to win the match up. This was seriously a terrible match. It was a waste of time.
Mick Foley challenged Ric Flair.
Ric Flair beat up Foley's book...yep. I kid you not, he beat up FOley's book....I'm so bored with this crap.
Generation Me defeated Ink Inc
This match sucked. I think the guys are talented, but it just didn't strike me as that good. There were some nice spots, but nothing that great.
Post match they got chased out by The Motor City Machine Guns. They didn't appeared injured at all.
Remember the ranking system? Yeah, neither does TNA. Oh and, WHO KIDNAPPED SAMOA JOE?!?!?!
Ken Anderson defeated Samoa Joe
This match was slow moving, and didn't highlight either man. Anderson eventually got the Mic Check on Joe and that was that. This match was barely passable.
The Pope, Kevin Nash and Sting are apparently friends now.
Aj Styles defeated Brian Kendrick
Not much to say about this one. Styles won. Styles looked like he took a major shot to the mouth, but Kendrick was the loser here. I'm not sure where they are going with his character, as he just keeps losing.
Abyss vs. Kurt Angle in a steel cage match
This match was in fact a cage match. It had all the trappings of a quality cage match, and it got brutal. Angle got completely bloodied and was getting the beating of his life. He was getting taken out at every corner, and Abyss took some shots, but not nearly as bad as Angle. The ref got taken out and then Anderson came down to help, but he got taken out by Abyss.
The end of the match had Abyss with both men beaten, and the ref out. I guess that means Abyss wins?
The crowd was dead quiet on this, cause no one cared for it, and I didn't. Worst cage match I've ever seen. Worst one ever...plain and simple. Worst than the Kennel from Hell match.
Tna has the worst wrestling in the world, face it. I know WWE isn't always that good, but TNA is beyond repair to me at this point. This was one of the worst shows...I'm so sick of TNA.
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Tuesday, September 7, 2010
TNA No Surrender 2010 Results and Review
TNA No Surrender 2010 Results
The Motor City Machine Guns defeated Generation Me
Douglas Williams defeated Sabu
Velvet Sky defeated Madison Rayne
Abyss defeated Rhino
Samoa Joe & Jeff Jarrett defeated Sting & Kevin Nash
Aj Styles defeated Tommy Dreamer in an I Quit Match
Jeff Hardy vs. Kurt Angle (NO CONTEST)
Ken Anderson defeated The Pope D'Angelo Dinero
TNA No Surrender 2010 Review
The PPV started with the arrivals of the wrestlers to the arena. Nothing crazy, just handy cam footage. I'm not sure why this is entertaining, but then again, I can't really say that TNA has a whole list of entertaining things, half of the time.
This is basically a telegraphed ppv, and year for TNA. Angle will eventually get the title and that's about it. That's it.
The Motor City Machine Guns defeated Generation Me
The opening match was set to stun, and it was definitely an interesting one, but I can't help but notice the lack of in ring psychology from the two teams involved. There were several instances where the Motor City Machine Guns hit 6 or 7 moves back to back to back and so forth on their opponents, and yet Generation Me was still rolling around fighting, and getting up. Do these move have NO impact? It just doesn't make sense to me. As for entertainment value, this match had a lot of great tag team moments, and featured a lot of back and forth action. This is a great opener, had a great deal of spots that just proved that there is need for a deeper tag division. Even with my complaints, this match delivered, and got the crowd into the night, and while I knew that the young bucks weren't winning, I was at least entertained, and well, I give TNA credit for actually giving tag teams a little more time. It's only a matter of time before Nash & Sting get the titles though...just saying.
The one thing I didn't like, is that the announcers kept talking about how it wasn't "Christian" of sorts for Generation Me to beat up the Motor City Machine Guns after the match. I'm sure many will cite that, and try to say that they are "not" being very christian like...which is why I never like to throw out my religion when discussing anything I professionally do. Heck, if I make a sandwich is it a "christian" sandwich? just sayin.
Douglas Williams defeated Sabu
I'm not sure if it was intentional, but Sabu and Williams were actually telling a story for a change. I was surprised at the in ring psychology in this match. Williams focused on rest holds and isolated Sabu's arm at first, and was trying to stop Sabu's high powered offense, and was having a hard time doing so. Sabu kept trying to add his "hardcore" style to the matches, but was thwarted by the ref or by Williams. I give Williams some credit, because he got a lot out of Sabu, and it wasn't just a spot fest. Sabu has slowed down a bit, but he still can put together some quality moments, without resorting to all weapons etc. That being said, this match was better than I thought, and really had a good balance of Sabu's hardcores style vs the more traditional mat wrestling style. I actually thought this one was good...even with a botch, and some blown spots. I'm not sure every wrestling fan will have the same view of the match that I did, but I loved it, that's for sure. Sabu was in some obvious pain, and dare I say...was "selling" and was actually "wrestling"?!?! This slower style really was complimented, and while some of the crowd was chanting "boring" and booing the action, I liked it a lot. I absolutely loved the table spot in this match, it was done with a serious "brain". Williams was placed on top of it, then looked up visibly to see where SABU was and Sabu flew through it, and that was that, the beginning of the end. Doug Williams distracted the ref and hit Sabu with the title belt to win. A 3 star match from these two? Wow...I was impressed for once.
Velvet Sky defeated Madison Rayne
This was probably one of the worst women's matches I've ever seen. There wasn't much saving grace here. While I think Madison Rayne has a pretty face, she can't wrestle, and this match was stupid. I hate the knockouts division now....they need more depth and Awesome Kong etc. Whatever. I hate the divas and the knockouts now. What a waste of ppv space.
Abyss defeated Rhino
I've already seen this match many times. I hate Abyss and I'm not a fan of Rhino. This match was terrible. I don't mind hardcore matches, but this one sucked, it was slow, it was dumb, and it just further proves that Abyss is a one trick pony and Rhino is past his prime. I was bored, you were bored...no one cares about these two idiots.
Oh and who's "THEY"? Who kidnapped Samoa Joe? Ugh...TNA, by mid point sucked the life out of this ppv.
Samoa Joe & Jeff Jarrett defeated Sting & Kevin Nash
This match was stupid. I'm tired of the old idiots. I'm sick of seeing Jarrett. Samoa JOe did the majority of the work in this match, but the old guys could barely bump to his offense. Sting is past his prime, it was very evident here. Double J used the bat to get the win, and that was that. This match sucked, and TNA turned an ok ppv into some of the worst wrestling since WCW 2000. Samoa Joe knocked out Sting with his submission move...whatever...NO ONE CARES ABOUT THESE GUYS!
WHO KIDNAPPED SAMOA JOE?!??!?! FIRE ALL THE TNA WRITERS! WAY TO RUIN A PPV TNA MAN I'M SO SICK OF THIS PIECE OF CRAP.
Aj Styles defeated Tommy Dreamer in an I Quit Match
Tommy Dreamer gets pummeled and beat down in this "I Quit Match". Aj STyles won by stabbing Dreamer in the eye with a fork. Yep. I kid you not. This was stupid...this match sucked. STyles barely broke a sweat, Dreamer looked as though he was carrying a keg through the whole match up. Man, this ppv had promise and just totally went down hill. Dreamer looked like he was crying, Styles is a shell of his former self...this sucked. You don't want to see this trash.
Man, I wish I could hang out with Christy Hemme...and her huge forehead.
Angle's telegraphed wins are start to tire me so much.
Jeff Hardy vs. Kurt Angle (NO CONTEST)
Jeff Hardy and Kurt Angle were trying to put on a clinic, and I didn't hate it. I thought that they worked their asses off in this match, however, I've already seen both of these guys go to war with differeng people and each other and I'm not really that surprised. I wasn't really into the match, and I kept thinking, ok, Angle is going to win soon etc etc. The match went to the time limit with a draw, and Bischoff declared over time...TWICE! After a long drawn out battle, and two restarts, I finally started to get into this match, and thought that the two might be able to capture my imagination, evne for a second. Angle was busted wide open after hitting the steel steps, and that became a factor in the over time. The time limit once again expired, and Hardy & Angle were still trying to go...buuuuut.....Angle was "bleeding" too much and Bischoff was in the ring and trying to give Hardy some time to recover.
After a long pause, and I do mean long...Bischoff got on the mic and said that the match was a NO CONTEST...so lame...so lame. There were a LOT of spots here, lots of impact moves, lots of reversals, lots of kick outs, 5 years ago this match would've been 4 stars. I liked it enough, but it just didn't hold my attention nearly as much as TNA would have liked me to enjoy it. I don't care about fat ass jeff hardy and past his prime angle...i just don't.
Ken Anderson defeated The Pope D'Angelo Dinero
This match, might have been the longest match I've seen Ken Anderson in since leaving WWE. The Pope was carrying a good amount of this match up, and Kennedy was looking a big more Flabby then he usually does. Dinero was favoring his left shoulder for a good portion of this match as Anderson had been focusing on that in many ways. Despite these two trying really hard, the match just dragged on at a few points. Even the crowd as over this ppv as they were silent through most of the two's offense. I haven't seen or heard a "deader" crowd in my life during parts of this match up. There were some major botches here, and after The MIC check was blocked a bunch, and then kicked out of, this match was just looking to be a parody of a good wrestling match. I was ready to throw in the towel on this ppv at around 2 hours and 45 minutes, and didn't see how they could've saved the match, even with The Pope's third come back. After THREE MIC Checks throughout the match, Ken Anderson advanced...which is surprising to me.
Oh and didn't The Pope have a title shot due him? Whatever...I'm sick of this crap.
This match shouldn't have been the main event, it sucked. Ken Anderson was barely sweating, he phoned it in, Pope carried him for a good amount of the match, and I was just tired...I'm sick of this crap.
No Surrender started of good, but after the second match, this thing cooled to ice...what a terrible PPV. This is a high candidate for the worst ppv I've seen all year...yeah, worst ppv all year! I'm so sick of this promotion...such a lousy ppv. NO ONE HAD BETTER HAVE LIKED THIS...WHAT A TERRIBLE NIGHT OF WRESTLING! LOUSY! LOUSY LOUSY! FIRE ALL THE TNA WRITERS!
I'd rather have no alternatives than to keep watching this piece of crap wrestling promotion. WCW 2001 was better...yeah, I said it.
The Motor City Machine Guns defeated Generation Me
Douglas Williams defeated Sabu
Velvet Sky defeated Madison Rayne
Abyss defeated Rhino
Samoa Joe & Jeff Jarrett defeated Sting & Kevin Nash
Aj Styles defeated Tommy Dreamer in an I Quit Match
Jeff Hardy vs. Kurt Angle (NO CONTEST)
Ken Anderson defeated The Pope D'Angelo Dinero
TNA No Surrender 2010 Review
The PPV started with the arrivals of the wrestlers to the arena. Nothing crazy, just handy cam footage. I'm not sure why this is entertaining, but then again, I can't really say that TNA has a whole list of entertaining things, half of the time.
This is basically a telegraphed ppv, and year for TNA. Angle will eventually get the title and that's about it. That's it.
The Motor City Machine Guns defeated Generation Me
The opening match was set to stun, and it was definitely an interesting one, but I can't help but notice the lack of in ring psychology from the two teams involved. There were several instances where the Motor City Machine Guns hit 6 or 7 moves back to back to back and so forth on their opponents, and yet Generation Me was still rolling around fighting, and getting up. Do these move have NO impact? It just doesn't make sense to me. As for entertainment value, this match had a lot of great tag team moments, and featured a lot of back and forth action. This is a great opener, had a great deal of spots that just proved that there is need for a deeper tag division. Even with my complaints, this match delivered, and got the crowd into the night, and while I knew that the young bucks weren't winning, I was at least entertained, and well, I give TNA credit for actually giving tag teams a little more time. It's only a matter of time before Nash & Sting get the titles though...just saying.
The one thing I didn't like, is that the announcers kept talking about how it wasn't "Christian" of sorts for Generation Me to beat up the Motor City Machine Guns after the match. I'm sure many will cite that, and try to say that they are "not" being very christian like...which is why I never like to throw out my religion when discussing anything I professionally do. Heck, if I make a sandwich is it a "christian" sandwich? just sayin.
Douglas Williams defeated Sabu
I'm not sure if it was intentional, but Sabu and Williams were actually telling a story for a change. I was surprised at the in ring psychology in this match. Williams focused on rest holds and isolated Sabu's arm at first, and was trying to stop Sabu's high powered offense, and was having a hard time doing so. Sabu kept trying to add his "hardcore" style to the matches, but was thwarted by the ref or by Williams. I give Williams some credit, because he got a lot out of Sabu, and it wasn't just a spot fest. Sabu has slowed down a bit, but he still can put together some quality moments, without resorting to all weapons etc. That being said, this match was better than I thought, and really had a good balance of Sabu's hardcores style vs the more traditional mat wrestling style. I actually thought this one was good...even with a botch, and some blown spots. I'm not sure every wrestling fan will have the same view of the match that I did, but I loved it, that's for sure. Sabu was in some obvious pain, and dare I say...was "selling" and was actually "wrestling"?!?! This slower style really was complimented, and while some of the crowd was chanting "boring" and booing the action, I liked it a lot. I absolutely loved the table spot in this match, it was done with a serious "brain". Williams was placed on top of it, then looked up visibly to see where SABU was and Sabu flew through it, and that was that, the beginning of the end. Doug Williams distracted the ref and hit Sabu with the title belt to win. A 3 star match from these two? Wow...I was impressed for once.
Velvet Sky defeated Madison Rayne
This was probably one of the worst women's matches I've ever seen. There wasn't much saving grace here. While I think Madison Rayne has a pretty face, she can't wrestle, and this match was stupid. I hate the knockouts division now....they need more depth and Awesome Kong etc. Whatever. I hate the divas and the knockouts now. What a waste of ppv space.
Abyss defeated Rhino
I've already seen this match many times. I hate Abyss and I'm not a fan of Rhino. This match was terrible. I don't mind hardcore matches, but this one sucked, it was slow, it was dumb, and it just further proves that Abyss is a one trick pony and Rhino is past his prime. I was bored, you were bored...no one cares about these two idiots.
Oh and who's "THEY"? Who kidnapped Samoa Joe? Ugh...TNA, by mid point sucked the life out of this ppv.
Samoa Joe & Jeff Jarrett defeated Sting & Kevin Nash
This match was stupid. I'm tired of the old idiots. I'm sick of seeing Jarrett. Samoa JOe did the majority of the work in this match, but the old guys could barely bump to his offense. Sting is past his prime, it was very evident here. Double J used the bat to get the win, and that was that. This match sucked, and TNA turned an ok ppv into some of the worst wrestling since WCW 2000. Samoa Joe knocked out Sting with his submission move...whatever...NO ONE CARES ABOUT THESE GUYS!
WHO KIDNAPPED SAMOA JOE?!??!?! FIRE ALL THE TNA WRITERS! WAY TO RUIN A PPV TNA MAN I'M SO SICK OF THIS PIECE OF CRAP.
Aj Styles defeated Tommy Dreamer in an I Quit Match
Tommy Dreamer gets pummeled and beat down in this "I Quit Match". Aj STyles won by stabbing Dreamer in the eye with a fork. Yep. I kid you not. This was stupid...this match sucked. STyles barely broke a sweat, Dreamer looked as though he was carrying a keg through the whole match up. Man, this ppv had promise and just totally went down hill. Dreamer looked like he was crying, Styles is a shell of his former self...this sucked. You don't want to see this trash.
Man, I wish I could hang out with Christy Hemme...and her huge forehead.
Angle's telegraphed wins are start to tire me so much.
Jeff Hardy vs. Kurt Angle (NO CONTEST)
Jeff Hardy and Kurt Angle were trying to put on a clinic, and I didn't hate it. I thought that they worked their asses off in this match, however, I've already seen both of these guys go to war with differeng people and each other and I'm not really that surprised. I wasn't really into the match, and I kept thinking, ok, Angle is going to win soon etc etc. The match went to the time limit with a draw, and Bischoff declared over time...TWICE! After a long drawn out battle, and two restarts, I finally started to get into this match, and thought that the two might be able to capture my imagination, evne for a second. Angle was busted wide open after hitting the steel steps, and that became a factor in the over time. The time limit once again expired, and Hardy & Angle were still trying to go...buuuuut.....Angle was "bleeding" too much and Bischoff was in the ring and trying to give Hardy some time to recover.
After a long pause, and I do mean long...Bischoff got on the mic and said that the match was a NO CONTEST...so lame...so lame. There were a LOT of spots here, lots of impact moves, lots of reversals, lots of kick outs, 5 years ago this match would've been 4 stars. I liked it enough, but it just didn't hold my attention nearly as much as TNA would have liked me to enjoy it. I don't care about fat ass jeff hardy and past his prime angle...i just don't.
Ken Anderson defeated The Pope D'Angelo Dinero
This match, might have been the longest match I've seen Ken Anderson in since leaving WWE. The Pope was carrying a good amount of this match up, and Kennedy was looking a big more Flabby then he usually does. Dinero was favoring his left shoulder for a good portion of this match as Anderson had been focusing on that in many ways. Despite these two trying really hard, the match just dragged on at a few points. Even the crowd as over this ppv as they were silent through most of the two's offense. I haven't seen or heard a "deader" crowd in my life during parts of this match up. There were some major botches here, and after The MIC check was blocked a bunch, and then kicked out of, this match was just looking to be a parody of a good wrestling match. I was ready to throw in the towel on this ppv at around 2 hours and 45 minutes, and didn't see how they could've saved the match, even with The Pope's third come back. After THREE MIC Checks throughout the match, Ken Anderson advanced...which is surprising to me.
Oh and didn't The Pope have a title shot due him? Whatever...I'm sick of this crap.
This match shouldn't have been the main event, it sucked. Ken Anderson was barely sweating, he phoned it in, Pope carried him for a good amount of the match, and I was just tired...I'm sick of this crap.
No Surrender started of good, but after the second match, this thing cooled to ice...what a terrible PPV. This is a high candidate for the worst ppv I've seen all year...yeah, worst ppv all year! I'm so sick of this promotion...such a lousy ppv. NO ONE HAD BETTER HAVE LIKED THIS...WHAT A TERRIBLE NIGHT OF WRESTLING! LOUSY! LOUSY LOUSY! FIRE ALL THE TNA WRITERS!
I'd rather have no alternatives than to keep watching this piece of crap wrestling promotion. WCW 2001 was better...yeah, I said it.
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Tuesday, April 6, 2010
TNA Impact 3/5/2010 Results and Review
Tna Impact 3/5/2010 Results
Rob Van Dam defeated James Storm
Big Rob defeated Homicide
Anderson defeated Angle in a ladder match
The Motor City Machine Guns vs Team 3D
Doug Williams defeated Generation ME
Tna Impact 3/5/2010/ Review
On a night special time, here is the latest Impact review.
The opening segment featured Abyss, Hogan, and Double J started the show. Abyss got on the mic and delivered a promo that was lame, Hogan started talking too, I was tired.
Ric Flair showed up with his team. Desmond Wolfe, Sting, Beer Money and Aj Styles are going to be a team for Lockdown. Abyss and the other guys were in ring, nothing really happening.
Double J tried to talk to Sting, but Sting hit him with a Scorpion Death Drop, and then Flair ordered his guys to run down. RVD and Jeff Hardy started to come down to save the good guys and everyone started to fight. Man, this is so boring. This is like WCW 2000 all over again folks.
Rob Van Dam defeated James Storm
This match sucked. Van Dam is a talent, but he didn’t look all that good in this match. He just had random moves and what not. James Storm hit RVD in the head with a beer bottle after the match, but he won this one. James Storm looked fat and out of shape. RVD has had way better matches.
RVD was playing up the broken bottle injury as a million security guards came to the ring.
Big Rob defeated Homicide
This match was a squash. Homicide got a few shots into the match but overall, the match wasn’t all that great. Big Rob took a sick shot to the head with a chair after the match, but he no sold it.
Orlando Jordan showed up and poured some white stuff on himself, it was weird.
Ok, the Knockouts had a random match, it was to win keys that open up locks?
I was so frustrated with it, that I don’t even remember who won what key or whatever. The Knockouts division sucks now. They totally ruined it. Man, I’m so frustrated with Impact and it’s only ½ way through the show.
Anderson defeated Angle in a ladder match
This ladder match was boring me to death. Then out of the blue Angle fell out of the ring and it looked like he was dead. He really had a bad fall, and things started to pick up. Angle hit a sick top rope missile dropkick on the ladder was amazing. The rest of the match was ok, and the ending showed Anderson choking out Angle with a medal around his neck. It was sad. The match was for a key to the cage? Whatever.
Matt Morgan now has a dual personality gimmick? I hate my life sometimes.
The Motor City Machine Guns vs Team 3D
This match was going ok for a while, but it got boring, but luckly it was saved by The Band. No, I’m kidding. This match sucked. The band spray painted the machine guns and knocked out 3-d, and that was that. This night of impact seriously sucks.
The worst thing in TNA right now is The Band.
Doug Williams defeated Generation ME
Doug Williams beat both guys in Generation Me in singles matches. Nothing too special but it was interesting to see Doug do his moves.
Post match Shannon Moore attacked, and that was about.
The Pope vs Desmond Wolfe
This match kind of happened, but I went to the kitchen to check on dinner and this match was over. I don’t think anyone won this match, as Aj Styles ran down and beat up The Pope.
Desmond brought in a fire extinguisher and hit Abyss with it.
The women ended up opening some random strong boxes, and it was stupid. Tara got her spider back, Angelina Love is the new Knockouts champion, and Daffney had to strip tease.
I love Daffney and this was kind of hot for me, but come on! It’s a wrestling show.
Lacey Von Erich came out and stripped after hitting Daffney with the ugly stick.
Rob Van Dam defeated James Storm
Big Rob defeated Homicide
Anderson defeated Angle in a ladder match
The Motor City Machine Guns vs Team 3D
Doug Williams defeated Generation ME
Tna Impact 3/5/2010/ Review
On a night special time, here is the latest Impact review.
The opening segment featured Abyss, Hogan, and Double J started the show. Abyss got on the mic and delivered a promo that was lame, Hogan started talking too, I was tired.
Ric Flair showed up with his team. Desmond Wolfe, Sting, Beer Money and Aj Styles are going to be a team for Lockdown. Abyss and the other guys were in ring, nothing really happening.
Double J tried to talk to Sting, but Sting hit him with a Scorpion Death Drop, and then Flair ordered his guys to run down. RVD and Jeff Hardy started to come down to save the good guys and everyone started to fight. Man, this is so boring. This is like WCW 2000 all over again folks.
Rob Van Dam defeated James Storm
This match sucked. Van Dam is a talent, but he didn’t look all that good in this match. He just had random moves and what not. James Storm hit RVD in the head with a beer bottle after the match, but he won this one. James Storm looked fat and out of shape. RVD has had way better matches.
RVD was playing up the broken bottle injury as a million security guards came to the ring.
Big Rob defeated Homicide
This match was a squash. Homicide got a few shots into the match but overall, the match wasn’t all that great. Big Rob took a sick shot to the head with a chair after the match, but he no sold it.
Orlando Jordan showed up and poured some white stuff on himself, it was weird.
Ok, the Knockouts had a random match, it was to win keys that open up locks?
I was so frustrated with it, that I don’t even remember who won what key or whatever. The Knockouts division sucks now. They totally ruined it. Man, I’m so frustrated with Impact and it’s only ½ way through the show.
Anderson defeated Angle in a ladder match
This ladder match was boring me to death. Then out of the blue Angle fell out of the ring and it looked like he was dead. He really had a bad fall, and things started to pick up. Angle hit a sick top rope missile dropkick on the ladder was amazing. The rest of the match was ok, and the ending showed Anderson choking out Angle with a medal around his neck. It was sad. The match was for a key to the cage? Whatever.
Matt Morgan now has a dual personality gimmick? I hate my life sometimes.
The Motor City Machine Guns vs Team 3D
This match was going ok for a while, but it got boring, but luckly it was saved by The Band. No, I’m kidding. This match sucked. The band spray painted the machine guns and knocked out 3-d, and that was that. This night of impact seriously sucks.
The worst thing in TNA right now is The Band.
Doug Williams defeated Generation ME
Doug Williams beat both guys in Generation Me in singles matches. Nothing too special but it was interesting to see Doug do his moves.
Post match Shannon Moore attacked, and that was about.
The Pope vs Desmond Wolfe
This match kind of happened, but I went to the kitchen to check on dinner and this match was over. I don’t think anyone won this match, as Aj Styles ran down and beat up The Pope.
Desmond brought in a fire extinguisher and hit Abyss with it.
The women ended up opening some random strong boxes, and it was stupid. Tara got her spider back, Angelina Love is the new Knockouts champion, and Daffney had to strip tease.
I love Daffney and this was kind of hot for me, but come on! It’s a wrestling show.
Lacey Von Erich came out and stripped after hitting Daffney with the ugly stick.
Thursday, March 4, 2010
TNA Impact 4/4/10 Results and Review
TNA Impact 4/4/10 Results
Beer Money defeated The Motor City Machine Guns, Generation Me, and Hernandez & Matt Morgan
Sean Morley defeated Jeff Jarrett in a falls count anywhere match
Big Rob defeated Doug Williams
Jeff Jarrett defeated Tomko
Aj Styles defeated Abyss, The Pope, Desmond Wolfe
TNA Impact 4/410 Review
Ric Flair and Aj is out and wants to talk to Hogan and Abyss. It was all calm and just normal, I guess.
Backstage Desmond Wolfe was interviewed and his girl Chelsea was there. I think they are trying to link Soccer to TNA, just sayin.
Jeff Jarrett is now the bathroom clean up guy.
Beer Money defeated The Motor City Machine Guns, Generation Me, and Hernandez & Matt Morgan
This match had a bunch of good spots early on, however this thing broke down with the champions getting messed up, and losing with a roll up of sorts. I didn’t like it. Three minutes of wrestling..seriously? This match sucked.
Backstage Double J was mopping the men’s room.
Sean Morley defeated Jeff Jarrett in a falls count anywhere match
Morley immediately attacked double J in the bathroom while he was mopping. This match never left the bathroom, and it sucked. Morley wins…boring.
The pope cut a promo worse than any Warrior promo…meaning I had no idea what he was saying.
Big Rob defeated Doug Williams
This match was fast and easy, Big Rob easily handled Doug Williams. It was terrible.
More with Mick Foley and etiquette, it was terrible.
Mr. Anderson came down dressed as Kurt Angle came down to the ring and made fun of him ala WWF attitude era.
Backstage the Beautiful People were fighting in the weakest street fight I’ve ever seen. It was dumb.
Angelina Love called out Velvet Sky to the ring, and the two started to brawl overall. It was boring to me. The Beautiful People came out for the save. Funny that there was no security stopping this.
Jeff Jarrett defeated Tomko
A terrible match with Jarrett winning with a sunset flip; I’m sick of Double J.
Aj Styles defeated Abyss, The Pope, Desmond Wolfe
This match was lame. It was short and it didn’t feature much of a fight between the four men. The Pope was targeted and with help from Flair and a chair, the Pope was knocked out. He was in the figure four for a long time and the ref called the match. This sucked.
Post match, Desmond Wolfe and Styles beat up the Pope. Ric Flair got the Barbed Wire Baseball bat from under the ring and hit Abyss with it. This was kind of cool…I guess.
Hogan came out to drop all the heels…and Flair got busted wide open…man this is stupid.
Beer Money defeated The Motor City Machine Guns, Generation Me, and Hernandez & Matt Morgan
Sean Morley defeated Jeff Jarrett in a falls count anywhere match
Big Rob defeated Doug Williams
Jeff Jarrett defeated Tomko
Aj Styles defeated Abyss, The Pope, Desmond Wolfe
TNA Impact 4/410 Review
Ric Flair and Aj is out and wants to talk to Hogan and Abyss. It was all calm and just normal, I guess.
Backstage Desmond Wolfe was interviewed and his girl Chelsea was there. I think they are trying to link Soccer to TNA, just sayin.
Jeff Jarrett is now the bathroom clean up guy.
Beer Money defeated The Motor City Machine Guns, Generation Me, and Hernandez & Matt Morgan
This match had a bunch of good spots early on, however this thing broke down with the champions getting messed up, and losing with a roll up of sorts. I didn’t like it. Three minutes of wrestling..seriously? This match sucked.
Backstage Double J was mopping the men’s room.
Sean Morley defeated Jeff Jarrett in a falls count anywhere match
Morley immediately attacked double J in the bathroom while he was mopping. This match never left the bathroom, and it sucked. Morley wins…boring.
The pope cut a promo worse than any Warrior promo…meaning I had no idea what he was saying.
Big Rob defeated Doug Williams
This match was fast and easy, Big Rob easily handled Doug Williams. It was terrible.
More with Mick Foley and etiquette, it was terrible.
Mr. Anderson came down dressed as Kurt Angle came down to the ring and made fun of him ala WWF attitude era.
Backstage the Beautiful People were fighting in the weakest street fight I’ve ever seen. It was dumb.
Angelina Love called out Velvet Sky to the ring, and the two started to brawl overall. It was boring to me. The Beautiful People came out for the save. Funny that there was no security stopping this.
Jeff Jarrett defeated Tomko
A terrible match with Jarrett winning with a sunset flip; I’m sick of Double J.
Aj Styles defeated Abyss, The Pope, Desmond Wolfe
This match was lame. It was short and it didn’t feature much of a fight between the four men. The Pope was targeted and with help from Flair and a chair, the Pope was knocked out. He was in the figure four for a long time and the ref called the match. This sucked.
Post match, Desmond Wolfe and Styles beat up the Pope. Ric Flair got the Barbed Wire Baseball bat from under the ring and hit Abyss with it. This was kind of cool…I guess.
Hogan came out to drop all the heels…and Flair got busted wide open…man this is stupid.
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