TNA Bound For Glory 2010 Results and Review

TNA Bound For Glory 2010 Results

The Motor City Machine Guns defeated Generation ME
Tara won a four way match to win the Knockouts Championship
Ink Inc defeated Orlando Jordan and Erik Young
Jay Lethal defeated Douglas WIlliams
Rob Van Dam defeated Abyss in a Monster's Ball Match
Kevin Nash, Sting & The Pope defeated Samoa Joe & Jeff Jarrett
Jeff Hardy defeated Kurt Angle and Ken Anderson to win the TNA Title

TNA Bound For Glory 2010 Review

I'm late on this review because I was busy trying to get a job all weekend. So far, no good. 13 months, jobless...I don't like blaming the recession, but this is getting ridiculous.

The Motor City Machine Guns defeated Generation ME

The opener featured two teams that had been itching to face each other for quite sometimes. This match had high-spot after high-spot, and it just kept going. Generation Me kept hitting some tandem movies, and nothing was more amazing than Jeremy's 450 splash off the top with his brother holding one of the Machine Guns, it was insane. My only complaint about these high spots is that they never seem to have any major effect on anyone. That's my only complaint, because other than that, this match was just a fast paced, no psychology type match that featured so much tandem action, that it didn't even need a referee, because no one was tagging in and out at times. The Motor City Machine Guns win this one, and what a 20 minute match up, it had every spot you could possibly have in a cruiserweight match, and it really got the crowd going nuts. I don't like spot fests, but they are sure entertaining, that's for sure. There's just no reason to have so much action and have little to no payoffs...it's just stupid. It was entertaining, don't get me wrong, it's just not very "cerebral" I guess....not a 4 star classic, but not a terrible match.

Tara won a four way match to win the Knockouts Championship

One of the worst matches in women's wrestling history was this four way. It was seriously the worst match I've ever seen. The best part was after the match when Mickie James clobbered Madison Rayne.

The Knockouts are the WORST wrestlers in history, this match sucked beyond compare, seriously, the worst, I can't believe this piece of crap match.

Erik Young is an idiot...I hope he gets fired.

Ink Inc defeated Orlando Jordan and Erik Young

Erik Young cost his team the match when he got in and beat up Orlando Jordan. This was a comedic match with NO real purpose other than to be stupid. This was the dumbest match I've seen in a long time, worst than the Knockouts! This is just stupid, and I"m sick of this terrible booking.

Jay Lethal defeated Douglas WIlliams

Even though lots of time was spent on Jay Lethal, no one cares about him nor Williams in a match. It was stupid to say the least. Sure there were some nice moments, and Lethal can wrestle, but NO ONE CARES about this because it's never on tv and it's never really pushed. TNA has things so backwards, that by the time Lethal won this match, I was ready for a coffee break. I'm sick of this lousy booking, and random matches...Lethal can go, I'll give him credit, but I just didn't care for this match because I didn't see it coming at all, and I review TNA Impact every week, so it shouldn't surprise me should it?

SHORE beat up Jay Lethal. He wants the X-Division TItle. I'll take it...Shore isn't half bad. THis could be the best villain that TNA has created in a long time.

Rob Van Dam defeated Abyss in a Monster's Ball Match

The worst Monster's Ball match I've ever seen. This is the worst Van Dam match I've seen, and I've seen RVD put on some stinkers. Not only did this match suck, it didn't have nearly the impact that you would expect from these matches. Abyss eventually turned into an idiot, and lost. I don't know what to tell you guys about this one. It was just a stupid hardcore match that didn't even go anywhere. There were a few broken boards or something, but seriously? This was the poorest excuse for a hardcore match I've ever seen...seriously, worst hardcore match ever. I said it.

Who Kidnapped Samoa Joe? If Van Dam nearly died, why does he win so easily? Ugh...what a boring ass match. RVD and Abyss put on a terd of a match, sorry.

Kevin Nash, Sting & The Pope defeated Samoa Joe & Jeff Jarrett

Samoa Joe worked on three guys and managed to hold his own for the most part. He was basically winning at all points of this match up, and it was interesting to see Joe having to fight for his life. He was going to get the hot tag, getting Double J into this thing, but Double J left him. He then got beat down by three men, and yet there was no dq? Yeah. Samoa JOe got killed by the three monsters, and fromw hat I hear, Nash is done with TNA.

The match was stupid. Joe was left out cold in the middle of the ring. I'm so tired of lame booking. Terrible terrible match.

EV2.0 defeated Fortune in a Lethal Lockdown Match

This match was insane. It was terribly booked, it was crowded, it was stupid. There was blood, there were high spots, broken tables, fighting on the top of the cage, inside the cage, and on the floor. It was like a Bunkhouse Stampede match, only it was terrible. It was slow moving, and just didn't really do much for me.

Did I mention I still don't know who "THEY" are, and I still don't know what the big surprise for TNA was, or what would change things? This thing was stupid, to say the least. This ppv up to this point was just terrible, seriously, it was just terrible, so much wasted hype.

Jeff Hardy defeated Kurt Angle and Ken Anderson to win the TNA Title

The main event is what you'd expect from TNA. The three men really went toe to toe with each other, and there were a lot of close calls, tandem moves, and even triple moves at some points. I thought Hardy had this thing sewn up several times, and Angle looked to have won this match at several stages too, but for whatever reasons, it just wasn't meant to be for each man. Eventually, the match broke down and it was just Angle and ANderson left in ring, and after the REF took a major bump, this thing looked to be doing terrible.

Bischoff ran down to the ring with a steel chair and was going to knock someone out, but out came Hogan with crutches! Then Hogan and Bischoff were going to fight, but Hardy turned and hit Angle! Hardy turns HEEL! HOgan and Bischoff were supposed to be in on it too? Hardy hits ANderson too. Hardy then pins ANderson and wins the match. Yep. Hardy turns heel, Bischoff and Hogan turn heel too, and we have a new champion.

Screw job finish. No major surprise.

FIRE ALL TNA WRITERS, FIRE RUSSO, ugh...why do I still watch wrestling? I wish I had a life or a job...something...anything.

Double J and Abyss come down and I guess this is they? I'm sick of this bs...ugh...what a terrible night of wrestling. If you paid for this, ask for your money back, this was stupid. STUPID. UGH. I'm so sick of wrestling....of this stupidity. TNA sucks so bad!

RVD ran down and of course he got a beat down. Worst TNA ppv ever!?!?! Yeah...pretty close.

What about the ranking system?

Who kidnapped Joe?

Nash is done with TNA?

Angle didn't win, so he's retiring?

I'm done folks...ugh...what a terrible ppv.

Tna Impact 11/26/09 Results and Review Thanksgiving Impact

Tna Impact 11/26/09 Results

Lashley defeated Abyss
Desmond Wolfe defeated Suicide
Kurt Angle defeated The Black Pope
Robert Roode defeated Homicide
Tara won a knockouts battle royal
Bobby Lashley defeated Desmond Wolfe via disqualification
Robert Roode defeated Kurt Angle via countout
Bobby Lashley defeated Robert Roode

Tna Impact 11/26/09 Review

I hope everyone had a good thanksgiving, I had a good one until my brother in-law decided to be a jerk and I decided to walk home. Now I have a chest/head cold. I woke up this morning and there was no signs of an apology, so I guess I have to be the bigger man, and just not worry about it.

Just like WWE, TNA had a tournament for the #1 contender

Lashley defeated Abyss

TNA apparently was trying to desperately get ratings, because these matches were thrown together. At least WCW had the knowledge to create “Battle Bowl” for these unique match ups to be paid for by the fans on ppv. Lashley seemed frantic, trying to prove to everyone that he could wrestle, and therefore was hitting a lot of power moves, clotheslines, and constantly moving forward. Meanwhile, Abyss was taking punishment, and fighting forward, with both men not getting totally in control. Even after Lashley hitting some big moves, Abyss wasn’t just jobbing out. Lashley hit a spear and a dragon sleeper, and this thing was over. Seriously? A dragon sleeper? Ultimo Dragon should be back…remember when he slipped on his cape in WWE?

Desmond Wolfe defeated Suicide

This was the most predictable match I’ve ever seen. Desmond Wolfe tried to make it interesting by having Suicide counter some moments and fighting back, however, it wasn’t all that great. Wolfe seemed out of place, and Suicide just didn’t seem to have it all together. Desmond Wolfe eventually got the pin after The Tower of London, but man, was he green out there. Oh well, it cuold’ve been worse. Desmond Wolfe will face Lashley later.

Kurt Angle defeated The Black Pope

The Black Pope was in full control of this match, despite Kurt Angle’s superior wrestling prowess. The pope got a lot of good overall offense in, and he was looking really strong against Angle. However, despite all the hot spots, Angle simply reversed the offense and momentum and won the match without really doing much work at all. This match was interesting, but Angle’s quick win was out of left field. I didn’t hate this match, and Angle will go on in the tournament.

Robert Roode defeated Homicide

This was actually kind of cool. Finally a tag team singles match goes the way of the tag team. Now, I don’t want Roode going solo, but it was cool to see that a tag team contender could actually do well against another opponent. I know, this happens often, but after Homicide’s embarrassing appearance on ODB’s show, this was definitely something I liked to see. Homicide has gone down hill in a lot of ways…ever since joining the World Elite.

Tara won a knockouts battle royal

Traci Brooks, The Beautiful People, Sarita, Taylor Wilde, Tara, Hamada, and Daffney Knockouts Battle Royal
W/ referee ODB

This match was a battle royal of sorts. It was actually not wrestled quite well and with the commercial breaks this match seemed too rushed. Tara eventually won, and this thing was over, it wasn’t that great. The knockouts could do way better. No Awesome Kong or Raisha Saeed…at least not a big impact. Oh well…

Bobby Lashley defeated Desmond Wolfe via disqualification

This match was basically a fierce Wolfe squash. Lashley didn’t get much in and Desmond Wolfe really pushed his luck, getting disqualified and losing the match. I didn’t really like it, but I liked where the tournament was going.

Robert Roode defeated Kurt Angle via countout

This match was surprising. Robert Roode hung in there with Angle for a good portion of the match. Move for move Roode and Angle were going back and forth, with no one getting a real edge on this match up. It was a shame when Desmond Wolfe came down to distract Angle because the match was over. Angle was counted out for fighting against Wofle on the ramp…and Roode advances.

Aj Styles and Christopher Daniels had a little scuffle in ring, at least verbally. It was boring, and I didn’t care. I wish the Fallen Angle persona would come back and he wouldn’t be on the mic.

Bobby Lashley defeated Robert Roode

This match was a slow, and Lashley obviously was confused at parts of this match up, with a lot of referee stoppages, and moments where it just seemed that Lashley was lost. Roode was obviously tired, and this match started slowly. I didn’t really think that Roode would end up winning, as I’ve heard that Lashley doesn’t want to be a major player in professional wrestling for too long. The match ended up going well towards the end, with a lot of near falls, and huge hits from Lashley. Roode hung in there though, and after even hitting a nice Fisherman’s Suplex, I thought this one was in the books. However, nope, Lashley hit some hard power moves and it was all over.

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