TNA Impact 1/13/10 Results
Beer Money defeated The Motor City Machine Guns
Angelina Love & Matt Morgan defeated Abyss
Winter defeated Madison Rayne & Tara
Matt Morgan defeated Abyss
The Hardy Boys defeated Anderson & RVD
TNA Impact 1/13/10 Review
The show started with Anderson giving his championship speech, as is usual for wrestling.
Out came Matt Morgan and he wanted a title shot, he was mad Anderson...whatever.
Eric Bischoff came out as usual, and well....cut a promo and said that Hardy would get a title shot in February.
Beer Money defeated The Motor City Machine Guns
This match had some great tandem action. These two teams know each other very well and they put on a good enough show. The problem here was the time, they were rushing things, and it was painfully obvious that they were just going spot to spot to contain the time frame. The match would eventually go downhill for me in the end, with all the near falls. Shelley super kicked Sabin and Beer Money hit the DWI and that was the end of this match. I liked it, don't get me wrong, but it just seems so obvious what TNA is doing here.
The Motor City Machine guns are breaking up....yep. They already started it. Looks like TNA once again copies WWE.
The Pope cut a promo. Samoa Joe came out...looking fat, and they cut promos or whatever.
The backstage segments were really dumb, dumber than usual.
Jarrett came out and talked trash on Angle. Kurt Angle ran down and eliminated the security people...and was ready to beat up Jarrett. However, out came Karen Jarrett (Formerly Karen Angle)...so stupid.
Angelina Love & Winter defeated Madison Rayne & Tara
This was stupid. THese four women can not work together, they are terrible examples of wrestlers. I'm so tired of seeing this....ugh...I can't stand terrible wrestling..TNA sucks.
Matt Morgan defeated Abyss
This was one of the worst matches I've seen in a long time. The ending was just stupid, beyond stupid. Morgan beat Abyss then was beaten down by Rob Terry before Flair got a Super Chokeslam. I guess Matt Morgan and Rob Terry will feud? I don't know. I hate Abyss, this sucks.
Sorry that my review sounds like 2 year old, I'm just so sick of this bs.
The Hardy Boys defeated Anderson & RVD
This was a terrible match. All three men looked very winded mid-way through the match. Matt Hardy looked really really fat. After some terrible wrestling, Beer Money ran down and helped the Hardy's win their first match back as a team.
This show was just sad...just purely sad.
I am so tired of this bs, that's all I can say.
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Friday, January 14, 2011
Tuesday, January 11, 2011
TNA Genesis 2011 Results and Review
I was fortunate enough to get this ppv, and well, I'm glad that I finally got to see it. I was really expecting big things based on the results I read.
TNA Genesis 2011 Results
Kazarian defeated Jay Lethal for the X-Division Title
Madison Rayne defeated Mickie James
Beer Money defeated The Motor City Machine Guns for the TNA Tag Team Titles
Bubba Ray defeated Devon by disqualification
Matt Hardy defeated RVD
Jeff Jarrett vs Kurt Angle
TNA Genesis 2011 Review
Kazarian defeated Jay Lethal
Despite many hours invested into Jay Lethal, he's still not that over as just himself. The crowd was dead for a good portion of this match, even when there were some moves. Kaz was more over than Lethal, which is really bad. The match was a good opener with lots of offense, and a surprising amount of high impact moves from Kaz on what appears to be a smaller lethal. Lethal wen to the top rope, and finally got the crowd behind him, but took too much time and Kaz took advantage. There was a ref bump, and Kaz hit the reverse Tombstone Piledriver and won the gold! That's right, Kaz is the new Cruiserweight Champion of the world.
Madison Rayne defeated Mickie James
There was a good amount of wrestling here, but it's painfully obvious that the division lacks skilled workers. Mickie James did manage some good overall offense, but it just wasn't as entertaining as what I was loving in the Knockout's division a few years ago, and many readers will agree. Tara ran down to help, and Madison Rayne was given a loaded glove, and she won the match with a knockout blow. Yep. I liked the finish, even if it took a while to get there.
Beer Money defeated The Motor City Machine Guns for the TNA Tag Team Titles
I've seen this match so many times, that this time around it just seemed like another match, and for the most part it was. This was just a clone of the many matches that these two teams have had in the past. There were some nice spots, but it was painfully obvious that Beer Money was going over. After some misfires the Machine Guns made a mistake in the corner, and were rolled up. I didn't like the finish of this match, but it had some nice team work and good overall wrestling. I really miss tag team wrestling of this nature in the WWE, because it's done so well. RObert Roode is ready for the WWE if you ask me, I hope he gets there someday. This match was not a five star classic, but it was a highlight for me up to this point.
Bubba Ray defeated Devon by disqualification
This match wasn't that good. Devon was far over with the crowd, and there were some good moments here, even if the majority of the match seemed taxing for both men. At one point Bubba hit a nice Cutter on Devon who was diving off the top rope, even though no one cared. There were some nice near falls, and good final moments, but like I said, getting there was very hard to manage, and didn't really have me excited at all. Devon lost after using a chain on Bubba. Yep, Dq finish.
Abyss defeated Douglas Williams
One of the worst matches ever. Ok, not that bad. Doug Williams put up a good fight against my least favorite wrestler. I hate AByss and giving him a title is so stupid. Williams had to face the monster because Aj Styles is injured, so it was nice to see, but it just seemed thrown together and boring.
Oh well.
Bischoff said that RVD will get Hardy, and it was Matt Hardy! I guess Matt is a heel too? I don't know, but Matt is in TNA!
Matt Hardy is still fat.
Matt Hardy defeated RVD
This match had some nice fast paced action, but it seemed like Matt Hardy slowed it down at some points to let RVD catch his breath. It's not a surprise that RVD can't go full speed since he's smoking weed to this day. Hardy did manage to throw in some good new offense, even if most of his offense seemed older. Hardy took some major hits to the head and body by RVD and it was interesting to see the back and forth motions in this match up. After some good overall back and forth action, Hardy won...and that was that. It's going to take a while for me to enjoy Matt Hardy in TNA.
Matt Hardy is still fat.
Jeff Jarrett vs Kurt Angle
I feel like I've seen this before, and it was stupid. Jarrett bloodied Angle and the ref through the match out. Jarrett wins and is still the monster heel...this was stupid. The Tna idiots put the camera right on Angle as he was blading...so stupid.
Ken Anderson defeated Matt Morgan
There was a lot of great pieces to this match up. I liked how Anderson kept literally throwing offense at Morgan, and like a large tree, Morgan wouldn't go down with average moves. There were some nice spots here, but nothing too crazy. It was painfully obviou that Morgan wasn't going over, and after Anderson rolled up Morgan for the quick pin, out came Eric Bischoff.
He demanded that Anderson fight Hardy for the title.
Ken Anderson defeated Jeff Hardy
This match was ok. Jeff didn't look 100%. Jeff was fighting Hardy with ease, and it appeared that he was going to cheat, but out came Mick Foley to stop it. That prompted Ric Flair to come down, but he was held at bay by security. Hardy went for the top rope, but Anderson managed to stop his progress. Anderson was going for a super plex, but missed and Hardy hit a nice swanton. Anderson kicked out, and this match continued! I wasn't marking out, because it seemed so obvious (i guess because of the spoilers). The crowd was way over with Anderson getting huge cheers. Anderson hit the rolling finisher spot, but Hardy got up fast and started fighting back. Jeff called out his brother Matt to interfere, but RVD ran down to stop that, and they brawled all the way to the back.
Eric Bischoff came into the ring with a chair, and was ready to lay out Anderson, but was attacked! The Mic Check was hit on Bischoff! Jeff was able to run back but was hit with the MIC CHECK! Anderson wins the world title!
Your new TNA world champion is MR. ANDERSON!
That was a good thing for everyone, and hopefully Anderson will be doing well as the champion. I like the ending.
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TNA Genesis 2011 Results
Kazarian defeated Jay Lethal for the X-Division Title
Madison Rayne defeated Mickie James
Beer Money defeated The Motor City Machine Guns for the TNA Tag Team Titles
Bubba Ray defeated Devon by disqualification
Matt Hardy defeated RVD
Jeff Jarrett vs Kurt Angle
TNA Genesis 2011 Review
Kazarian defeated Jay Lethal
Despite many hours invested into Jay Lethal, he's still not that over as just himself. The crowd was dead for a good portion of this match, even when there were some moves. Kaz was more over than Lethal, which is really bad. The match was a good opener with lots of offense, and a surprising amount of high impact moves from Kaz on what appears to be a smaller lethal. Lethal wen to the top rope, and finally got the crowd behind him, but took too much time and Kaz took advantage. There was a ref bump, and Kaz hit the reverse Tombstone Piledriver and won the gold! That's right, Kaz is the new Cruiserweight Champion of the world.
Madison Rayne defeated Mickie James
There was a good amount of wrestling here, but it's painfully obvious that the division lacks skilled workers. Mickie James did manage some good overall offense, but it just wasn't as entertaining as what I was loving in the Knockout's division a few years ago, and many readers will agree. Tara ran down to help, and Madison Rayne was given a loaded glove, and she won the match with a knockout blow. Yep. I liked the finish, even if it took a while to get there.
Beer Money defeated The Motor City Machine Guns for the TNA Tag Team Titles
I've seen this match so many times, that this time around it just seemed like another match, and for the most part it was. This was just a clone of the many matches that these two teams have had in the past. There were some nice spots, but it was painfully obvious that Beer Money was going over. After some misfires the Machine Guns made a mistake in the corner, and were rolled up. I didn't like the finish of this match, but it had some nice team work and good overall wrestling. I really miss tag team wrestling of this nature in the WWE, because it's done so well. RObert Roode is ready for the WWE if you ask me, I hope he gets there someday. This match was not a five star classic, but it was a highlight for me up to this point.
Bubba Ray defeated Devon by disqualification
This match wasn't that good. Devon was far over with the crowd, and there were some good moments here, even if the majority of the match seemed taxing for both men. At one point Bubba hit a nice Cutter on Devon who was diving off the top rope, even though no one cared. There were some nice near falls, and good final moments, but like I said, getting there was very hard to manage, and didn't really have me excited at all. Devon lost after using a chain on Bubba. Yep, Dq finish.
Abyss defeated Douglas Williams
One of the worst matches ever. Ok, not that bad. Doug Williams put up a good fight against my least favorite wrestler. I hate AByss and giving him a title is so stupid. Williams had to face the monster because Aj Styles is injured, so it was nice to see, but it just seemed thrown together and boring.
Oh well.
Bischoff said that RVD will get Hardy, and it was Matt Hardy! I guess Matt is a heel too? I don't know, but Matt is in TNA!
Matt Hardy is still fat.
Matt Hardy defeated RVD
This match had some nice fast paced action, but it seemed like Matt Hardy slowed it down at some points to let RVD catch his breath. It's not a surprise that RVD can't go full speed since he's smoking weed to this day. Hardy did manage to throw in some good new offense, even if most of his offense seemed older. Hardy took some major hits to the head and body by RVD and it was interesting to see the back and forth motions in this match up. After some good overall back and forth action, Hardy won...and that was that. It's going to take a while for me to enjoy Matt Hardy in TNA.
Matt Hardy is still fat.
Jeff Jarrett vs Kurt Angle
I feel like I've seen this before, and it was stupid. Jarrett bloodied Angle and the ref through the match out. Jarrett wins and is still the monster heel...this was stupid. The Tna idiots put the camera right on Angle as he was blading...so stupid.
Ken Anderson defeated Matt Morgan
There was a lot of great pieces to this match up. I liked how Anderson kept literally throwing offense at Morgan, and like a large tree, Morgan wouldn't go down with average moves. There were some nice spots here, but nothing too crazy. It was painfully obviou that Morgan wasn't going over, and after Anderson rolled up Morgan for the quick pin, out came Eric Bischoff.
He demanded that Anderson fight Hardy for the title.
Ken Anderson defeated Jeff Hardy
This match was ok. Jeff didn't look 100%. Jeff was fighting Hardy with ease, and it appeared that he was going to cheat, but out came Mick Foley to stop it. That prompted Ric Flair to come down, but he was held at bay by security. Hardy went for the top rope, but Anderson managed to stop his progress. Anderson was going for a super plex, but missed and Hardy hit a nice swanton. Anderson kicked out, and this match continued! I wasn't marking out, because it seemed so obvious (i guess because of the spoilers). The crowd was way over with Anderson getting huge cheers. Anderson hit the rolling finisher spot, but Hardy got up fast and started fighting back. Jeff called out his brother Matt to interfere, but RVD ran down to stop that, and they brawled all the way to the back.
Eric Bischoff came into the ring with a chair, and was ready to lay out Anderson, but was attacked! The Mic Check was hit on Bischoff! Jeff was able to run back but was hit with the MIC CHECK! Anderson wins the world title!
Your new TNA world champion is MR. ANDERSON!
That was a good thing for everyone, and hopefully Anderson will be doing well as the champion. I like the ending.
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Friday, January 7, 2011
TNA Impact 1/6/11 Results and Review
TNA Impact 1/6/11 Results
Doug Williams vs Rob Terry (No Contest)
The Motor City Machine Guns defeated Aj Styles and Kaz
Sarita & Madison Rayne defeated Mickie James & Velvet Skye
Jay Lethal defeated Abyss via dq
Jeff Jarrett defeated RVD in a no dq match
TNA Impact 1/6/11 Review
The night opened up with Immortal or Fortune or whoever it is, and Bischoff talked about how they are going to do things right or something, I don't know, I didn't care.
All the champions were called out and they all started brawling. Out came RVD and he started to take everyone out.
Jarrett did his mma challenge beat up some kid, and then was run out of the ring by Kurt Angle. This thing has gone on too long, I'm so sick of this bs.
The Motor City Machine Guns defeated Aj Styles and Kaz
This match wasn't given nearly enough time, but it had a few good high spots and random moves. The Machine Guns were able to win this match up after a few good quality moves, but overall, it wasn't all that great. These four could put on a 4 star classic, but instead, they seriously just bored me.
Post match, Beer Money beat them up.
The Pope came out and cut a promo. Samoa Joe's hoodie is from Old Navy! I know cause I have one! Woo! The Pope is heel now? I guess. Joe is back...did Pope kidnap Samoa Joe? I don't know.
Sarita & Madison Rayne defeated Mickie James & Vevlet Skye
Another boring Knockouts match. I'm so sick of this bs too. Another terrible match with no major offense, nothing worth checking out, this was lame.
Doug Williams vs Rob Terry (No Contest)
THis was stupid. The match barely got under way and out came Aj Styles to beat up Doug Williams. They were trying to break Williams arm. I guess this will come to fruition at the ppv? I don't know.
Jay Lethal defeated Abyss via dq
This was going well but then Abyss got himself disqualified and this was the end. Lethal barely got offense in, and after the match Kaz came in and beat him up.
Jeff Jarrett defeated RVD in a no dq match
Another boring match. Stupid stupid match with Double J winning after he got help from Jeff Hardy.
post match out ran Matt Morgan, or as Scott Steiner calls him Mike Morgan.
This Impact sucked, I'm so sick of TNA, they are starting the new year with just as bad of wrestling ever. Ugh...So tired of this BS.
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Friday, December 24, 2010
TNA Impact 12/23/10 Results and Review
TNA Impact 12/23/10 Results
Jeff Jarrett defeated Amazing Red
Kaz & Robbie E defeated Generation ME
Angelina Love & Winter defeated Tara & Madison Rayne
Aj Styles vs Douglas Williams went to a draw
Matt Morgan, The Motor City machine Guns, and RVD vs Fortune
TNA Impact 12/23/10 Review
The show started with a recap of last week's show, and I liked the recap far better than the actual show. It's funny how TNA can make something look so great in the recap but can't keep the majority of wrestling fans attention during their 2 hour showcase. I hate the title screen, by the way, in case you were wondering.
The show started with Immortal or Fortune or somebody coming to the ring. I have no idea who is in this group, it's just so dang large, it's like NWO 3,000 and I don't understand why I should care since there are no real faces in the company.
The ring was set up for a "weigh" in of sorts. Mick Foley came out to talk about Anderson and what not. They are still talking about the "concussion" thing. I had a concussion once, it sucked, but I was back in action within a few weeks. Bischoff talked at length about how Foley sucks etc.
Jeff Jarrett defeated Amazing Red
Jarrett came out again for his MMA gimmick. Amazing Red came out to challenge Jeff and lost the match after a few moments. Yep, Red taps out and that was the end of the night.
Jarrett gets good heat, I admit that. however, Jarrett doesn't have a real opponent to knock him off his pedestal. Amazing Red could be used so much better in the x-division with Jay Lethal, and yet he's jobbed out here in a stupid match with jarrett. He said that his baby brother would come fight Jarrett next week. Hopefully it's Angle.
Kaz & Robbie E defeated Generation ME
The match wasn't half bad. it had a good amount of back and forth. Generation Me and Robbie took most of the match and in the end Kaz tagged in and pinned a random dude and was the #1 contender to the x-division title.
I just want to point out that Shark Boy hasn't been involved since the ppv, so there's a wasted thing. Robbie E is pushed aside now? Lethal is out of character now, he can barely talk on the mic since he isn't doing the Macho Man gimmick. The whole match up was just odd. The x-division title used to be a highlight of TNA and now, it's just an after thought.
Sarita and Velvet Sky fought in the dressing room. It was a nice cat Fight. I'd love to fight Sarita in the back room, it'd be fun.
Angelina Love & Winter defeated Tara & Madison Rayne
This match wasn't very good at all. It had a few moments that were good, but it was mostly brawling and random moves. Winter came out towards the end and started fighting Madison Rayne. Winter won the match after Angelina took a lot of punishment, but she nearly botched a sideslam, and it just looked bad. Angelina Love & Winter are the new Knockouts Tag Team Champions, and it's a shame. I haven't seen a positive Knockouts match up since Gail Kim and Awesome Kong were in TNA.
Aj Styles vs Douglas Williams went to a draw
This match wasn't great, but it did have a lot of action. Aj Styles was completely winded towards the end. Douglas Williams seemed just fine throughout the match up. The two were supposed to fight in an Iron Man match and it wasn't half bad. At one point Aj Styles got on the mic and asked for a rematch, and Williams said no, at first. Then after Styles continued, and got a rematch for Genesis. This whole segment was boring.
If Styles loses at the ppv, he's going to get fired.
I'm telling you, this segment was relatively boring to me.
Matt Morgan, The Motor City machine Guns, and RVD vs Fortune
this match was ok at best. It was rushed and despite the rush, it had little to no great thing. Robert Roode looked good as Beer Money is a good overall team together. Other than them, the rest was just tired. The tag teams did most of the fighting.
The show ended and you had to tune into Reaction to finish watching the show. I don't get Reaction so I didn't see it. So I don't know what happened. Sorry. TNA sucks, and they continue to baffle me as to why they do this. I don't care to even investigate what happened, so your guess is as good as mine as to what happened after the match was over.
TNA once again ruins wrestling for most fans.
Jeff Jarrett defeated Amazing Red
Kaz & Robbie E defeated Generation ME
Angelina Love & Winter defeated Tara & Madison Rayne
Aj Styles vs Douglas Williams went to a draw
Matt Morgan, The Motor City machine Guns, and RVD vs Fortune
TNA Impact 12/23/10 Review
The show started with a recap of last week's show, and I liked the recap far better than the actual show. It's funny how TNA can make something look so great in the recap but can't keep the majority of wrestling fans attention during their 2 hour showcase. I hate the title screen, by the way, in case you were wondering.
The show started with Immortal or Fortune or somebody coming to the ring. I have no idea who is in this group, it's just so dang large, it's like NWO 3,000 and I don't understand why I should care since there are no real faces in the company.
The ring was set up for a "weigh" in of sorts. Mick Foley came out to talk about Anderson and what not. They are still talking about the "concussion" thing. I had a concussion once, it sucked, but I was back in action within a few weeks. Bischoff talked at length about how Foley sucks etc.
Jeff Jarrett defeated Amazing Red
Jarrett came out again for his MMA gimmick. Amazing Red came out to challenge Jeff and lost the match after a few moments. Yep, Red taps out and that was the end of the night.
Jarrett gets good heat, I admit that. however, Jarrett doesn't have a real opponent to knock him off his pedestal. Amazing Red could be used so much better in the x-division with Jay Lethal, and yet he's jobbed out here in a stupid match with jarrett. He said that his baby brother would come fight Jarrett next week. Hopefully it's Angle.
Kaz & Robbie E defeated Generation ME
The match wasn't half bad. it had a good amount of back and forth. Generation Me and Robbie took most of the match and in the end Kaz tagged in and pinned a random dude and was the #1 contender to the x-division title.
I just want to point out that Shark Boy hasn't been involved since the ppv, so there's a wasted thing. Robbie E is pushed aside now? Lethal is out of character now, he can barely talk on the mic since he isn't doing the Macho Man gimmick. The whole match up was just odd. The x-division title used to be a highlight of TNA and now, it's just an after thought.
Sarita and Velvet Sky fought in the dressing room. It was a nice cat Fight. I'd love to fight Sarita in the back room, it'd be fun.
Angelina Love & Winter defeated Tara & Madison Rayne
This match wasn't very good at all. It had a few moments that were good, but it was mostly brawling and random moves. Winter came out towards the end and started fighting Madison Rayne. Winter won the match after Angelina took a lot of punishment, but she nearly botched a sideslam, and it just looked bad. Angelina Love & Winter are the new Knockouts Tag Team Champions, and it's a shame. I haven't seen a positive Knockouts match up since Gail Kim and Awesome Kong were in TNA.
Aj Styles vs Douglas Williams went to a draw
This match wasn't great, but it did have a lot of action. Aj Styles was completely winded towards the end. Douglas Williams seemed just fine throughout the match up. The two were supposed to fight in an Iron Man match and it wasn't half bad. At one point Aj Styles got on the mic and asked for a rematch, and Williams said no, at first. Then after Styles continued, and got a rematch for Genesis. This whole segment was boring.
If Styles loses at the ppv, he's going to get fired.
I'm telling you, this segment was relatively boring to me.
Matt Morgan, The Motor City machine Guns, and RVD vs Fortune
this match was ok at best. It was rushed and despite the rush, it had little to no great thing. Robert Roode looked good as Beer Money is a good overall team together. Other than them, the rest was just tired. The tag teams did most of the fighting.
The show ended and you had to tune into Reaction to finish watching the show. I don't get Reaction so I didn't see it. So I don't know what happened. Sorry. TNA sucks, and they continue to baffle me as to why they do this. I don't care to even investigate what happened, so your guess is as good as mine as to what happened after the match was over.
TNA once again ruins wrestling for most fans.
Friday, December 10, 2010
Tna Impact 12/9/10 Results and Review
Tna Impact 12/9/10 Results
Ink Inc defeated Team 3D
The Motor City Machine Guns defeated The Security Guys via dq
The Beautiful People defeated Sarita & Daffney
Douglas Williams defeated Abyss
Mickie James defeated Tara in a Steel Cage Match
Tna Impact 12/9/10 Review
Impact opens up with Bischoff yelling...I already felt like going back to sleep.
Immortal or Fortune or whatever, came into the ring. OUt came Matt Morgan with a pipe, and nothing happened. Eric Bischoff said that nothing was going on...and what not. I didn't care, you didn't care....ugh...I'm tired.
Ink Inc defeated Team 3D
There is a new "Devon" in this match with Bubba Ray. Ink Inc wins this one, and Devon 2 got beat up for the loss. This was seriously a boring match. It was so boring that even the crowd was dead, completely dead for this.
Post match, Bubba beat up the new Devon.
Tara was "singing" her song or something, and out came Mickie James to beat her up. Yep, same thing that happened last week. I'm sick of this feud.
The Motor City Machine Guns defeated The Security Guys
This match sucked. The Security guys beat up the Motor City Machine guns, got disqualified. The security guys eventually were beaten up with sticks...ugh...what a terrible match.
The Beautiful People defeated Sarita & Daffney
This match was terrible, I can't tell you how bad it was. I love Daffney, but this match wasn't even a "wrestling" match, it was just a terrible example of how the Knockout division has fallen to near "diva" status. The Beautiful People move on in the women's tag title tournament.
Douglas Williams defeated Abyss
Williams wins an easy match against Abyss, and retains his belt. Abyss ripped a turnbuckle off, only to run right into it and then get rolled up. No one cared, I still hate Abyss.
Post match, Styles hit a Styles clash on Williams on the ramp.
Jeff Jarrett beat up some random fan. It was stupid.
Mickie James defeated Tara in a steel cage match
This was an interesting match, the cage adds a lot to the match up. Mickie James at one point climbed to the top rope and launched herself off the top of the cage and completely killed Tara. It looked liked Mickie James broke her knee in the process, but she dove off the top of the cage and pinned Tara. I don't think it was worth it, but it looked awesome. The highlight of the night was definitely Mickie James jumping off the top of the cage and hitting Tara with a Lou Thesz press and getting the roll up. Other than that, this night was terrible.
Ink Inc defeated Team 3D
The Motor City Machine Guns defeated The Security Guys via dq
The Beautiful People defeated Sarita & Daffney
Douglas Williams defeated Abyss
Mickie James defeated Tara in a Steel Cage Match
Tna Impact 12/9/10 Review
Impact opens up with Bischoff yelling...I already felt like going back to sleep.
Immortal or Fortune or whatever, came into the ring. OUt came Matt Morgan with a pipe, and nothing happened. Eric Bischoff said that nothing was going on...and what not. I didn't care, you didn't care....ugh...I'm tired.
Ink Inc defeated Team 3D
There is a new "Devon" in this match with Bubba Ray. Ink Inc wins this one, and Devon 2 got beat up for the loss. This was seriously a boring match. It was so boring that even the crowd was dead, completely dead for this.
Post match, Bubba beat up the new Devon.
Tara was "singing" her song or something, and out came Mickie James to beat her up. Yep, same thing that happened last week. I'm sick of this feud.
The Motor City Machine Guns defeated The Security Guys
This match sucked. The Security guys beat up the Motor City Machine guns, got disqualified. The security guys eventually were beaten up with sticks...ugh...what a terrible match.
The Beautiful People defeated Sarita & Daffney
This match was terrible, I can't tell you how bad it was. I love Daffney, but this match wasn't even a "wrestling" match, it was just a terrible example of how the Knockout division has fallen to near "diva" status. The Beautiful People move on in the women's tag title tournament.
Douglas Williams defeated Abyss
Williams wins an easy match against Abyss, and retains his belt. Abyss ripped a turnbuckle off, only to run right into it and then get rolled up. No one cared, I still hate Abyss.
Post match, Styles hit a Styles clash on Williams on the ramp.
Jeff Jarrett beat up some random fan. It was stupid.
Mickie James defeated Tara in a steel cage match
This was an interesting match, the cage adds a lot to the match up. Mickie James at one point climbed to the top rope and launched herself off the top of the cage and completely killed Tara. It looked liked Mickie James broke her knee in the process, but she dove off the top of the cage and pinned Tara. I don't think it was worth it, but it looked awesome. The highlight of the night was definitely Mickie James jumping off the top of the cage and hitting Tara with a Lou Thesz press and getting the roll up. Other than that, this night was terrible.
Monday, December 6, 2010
TNA Final Resolution 2010 Results and Review
TNA Final Resolution 2010 Results
Beer Money defeated Ink Inc
Tara defeated Mickie James in a falls count anywhere match
Robbie E defeated Jay Lethal w/ Cookie In A Cage Above Ringside via disqualification
RVD defeated Rhino in a first blood match
Douglas Williams defeated Aj Styles for the Television Title
The Motor City Machine Guns defeated Generation Me
Abyss defeated The Pope
Jeff Jarrett defeated Samoa Joe in a submission match
Jeff Hardy defeated Matt Morgan in the tna title match
TNA Final Resolution 2010 Review
Beer Money defeated Ink Inc
Not exactly what I would've expected from the opening match at a ppv, but this match haed a few moments of good overall amount of wrestling. I liked the chemistry in ring, but I didn't care for the lack of storyline here. Beer Money would eventually get the pin, and that was that. It was a forgettable match up.
Tara defeated Mickie James in a falls count anywhere match
I've seen a lot of "Falls Count Anywhere" matches, and some of them have been good. I've seen some terrible matches with the stipulation as well, and this match was the worst of them all. The worst women's wrestling match I've ever seen, seriously, this match was stupid. It went throughout a great deal of the arena, and the two just brawled, straight into the toilet! There was a guy reading the paper at one point, that was kind of funny, but other than that, this was stupid, the worst match I've seen in a long time. Madison Rayne was in one of the stalls and used a fire extinguisher to help Tara win the match up. Terrible Terrible match...Mickie James gets pinned on the men's room floor!
Robbie E defeated Jay Lethal w/ Cookie In A Cage Above Ringside via disqualification
Robbie E and Jay Lethal can string across a watchable match, despite the lame gimmick. I liked the match for what it was, and there were some nice back and forth moments. Lethal's offense complimented Robbie's style from time to time, and it was interesting to see Cookie above the ring in a cage as a nice throwback to the old school wrestling. At one point, Jay Lethal crashed into Robbie E and this match turned bad. Robbie E was thrown a chain then some hair spray and Jay Lethal was disqualified Lethal for using some hairspray...yep...dq finish.
Out of nowhere, Shark Boy came out. That's right, Shark Boy came out. Shark Boy got slapped by Cookie, but eventually hit a Shark Boy Stunner and that was that.
RVD defeated Rhino in a first blood match
One of the worst matches I've seen on ppv in a while. RVD looked winded within 5 to 10 minutes of this match, Rhino took some offense and gave RVD an ok match up, but overall, this match just wasn't that fun to watch. It was just boring to me. RVD hit a Van Terminator from across the ring and Rhino was busted open, and that was the end of the match up. Yep. RVD wins, and I'm not sure why anyone would care.
Douglas Williams defeated Aj Styles for the Television Title
These two have a good amount of offense, and I think that the two could've made this a four start classic. Instead, this match had a lot of boring moments, and then some of the BEST moves outside the ring I've seen. Doug Williams hit Rolling Chaos on the outside! This match looked like a video game at one point and I was just completely immersed, towards the end of the match. Aj STyles would eventually fall to Williams when Williams hit a Styles Clash on AJ! Doug wins and is the new champion! Not a four star classic, but a good finish, and some nice sequences, hopefully the booking gets better from here on out because Doug Williams has some nice moves in his stable.
The Motor City Machine Guns defeated Generation Me
I can't believe that these types of matches only happen in TNA, that being said, this was an insane amount of independent style wrestling on a ppv. The two teams fought and hit moves from off teh top rope, off of ladders and a variety of different points, making this spot fest entertaining. THe two really just put on a circus of moves for the tag titles that wasn't half bad, but there were some moments that just seemed too cartoonish for even wrestling. A three star match was found here, and I liked it enough, even if Generation Me didn't win.
Abyss defeated The Pope
THe worst downfall in the history of wrestling has to be the fall of The Black Pope. He was doing quite well going into this February's ppv, and now? He's feuding with the worst wrestler in the world, Abyss in a Casket Match? Ugh. This match was stupid, it was void of anything worth mentioning. This was just stupid, I didn't want to watch it, and when The Pope was chokeslammed into the casket and the lid was shut, I finally cared. Yes, I cared because it was over, and I was hoping NEVER TO SEE THE POPE VS ABYSS AGAIN! What a waste of Pope, and what a terrible wrestler Abyss is...I hate him.
Jeff Jarrett defeated Samoa Joe in a submission match
I didn't think that TNA's ppv could get any worst, than this match happened. Jeff Jarrett and Samoa Joe in a submission match? This was just the worst match I've seen in a long time. I really hated it, and the crowd hated it too. Joe sucks these days, Jarrett sucks too, and I was just tired of this match at various points. Jarrett was going to tap, but the TNA security guys ran down and helped Double J. Jarrett then put an Ankle Lock on Joe and guess what? SAMOA JOE QUIT! That's right, DOUBLE J goes over....ugh..what a bunch of bs.
Jeff Hardy defeated Matt Morgan w/ special guest Ken Anderson
This match had a lot of moments that got me interested, but overall, it just wasn't a great match. Anderson called this thing down the middle, and Morgan had this thing won at several points during the match. Anderson got knocked out of the ring and was down while Morgan pinned Hardy after a Carbon Footprint. Bischoff came down and threw Anderson into a post and Bischoff got a new ref for the match. This thing was headed into no man's land, as Morgan looked poised to lose to Hardy and the cheaters. A new ref was in...Morgan was in control, and there was only 3 minutes left, I pegged Morgan to win, but I kind of senses that I was wrong. Hardy hit a Twist of Hate into a chair and won the match. Yep, Hardy wins again...in one of the worst matches I've seen in a long time. Hardy wins...ugh....TNA Sucks.
Someone buy out Tna.
Beer Money defeated Ink Inc
Tara defeated Mickie James in a falls count anywhere match
Robbie E defeated Jay Lethal w/ Cookie In A Cage Above Ringside via disqualification
RVD defeated Rhino in a first blood match
Douglas Williams defeated Aj Styles for the Television Title
The Motor City Machine Guns defeated Generation Me
Abyss defeated The Pope
Jeff Jarrett defeated Samoa Joe in a submission match
Jeff Hardy defeated Matt Morgan in the tna title match
TNA Final Resolution 2010 Review
Beer Money defeated Ink Inc
Not exactly what I would've expected from the opening match at a ppv, but this match haed a few moments of good overall amount of wrestling. I liked the chemistry in ring, but I didn't care for the lack of storyline here. Beer Money would eventually get the pin, and that was that. It was a forgettable match up.
Tara defeated Mickie James in a falls count anywhere match
I've seen a lot of "Falls Count Anywhere" matches, and some of them have been good. I've seen some terrible matches with the stipulation as well, and this match was the worst of them all. The worst women's wrestling match I've ever seen, seriously, this match was stupid. It went throughout a great deal of the arena, and the two just brawled, straight into the toilet! There was a guy reading the paper at one point, that was kind of funny, but other than that, this was stupid, the worst match I've seen in a long time. Madison Rayne was in one of the stalls and used a fire extinguisher to help Tara win the match up. Terrible Terrible match...Mickie James gets pinned on the men's room floor!
Robbie E defeated Jay Lethal w/ Cookie In A Cage Above Ringside via disqualification
Robbie E and Jay Lethal can string across a watchable match, despite the lame gimmick. I liked the match for what it was, and there were some nice back and forth moments. Lethal's offense complimented Robbie's style from time to time, and it was interesting to see Cookie above the ring in a cage as a nice throwback to the old school wrestling. At one point, Jay Lethal crashed into Robbie E and this match turned bad. Robbie E was thrown a chain then some hair spray and Jay Lethal was disqualified Lethal for using some hairspray...yep...dq finish.
Out of nowhere, Shark Boy came out. That's right, Shark Boy came out. Shark Boy got slapped by Cookie, but eventually hit a Shark Boy Stunner and that was that.
RVD defeated Rhino in a first blood match
One of the worst matches I've seen on ppv in a while. RVD looked winded within 5 to 10 minutes of this match, Rhino took some offense and gave RVD an ok match up, but overall, this match just wasn't that fun to watch. It was just boring to me. RVD hit a Van Terminator from across the ring and Rhino was busted open, and that was the end of the match up. Yep. RVD wins, and I'm not sure why anyone would care.
Douglas Williams defeated Aj Styles for the Television Title
These two have a good amount of offense, and I think that the two could've made this a four start classic. Instead, this match had a lot of boring moments, and then some of the BEST moves outside the ring I've seen. Doug Williams hit Rolling Chaos on the outside! This match looked like a video game at one point and I was just completely immersed, towards the end of the match. Aj STyles would eventually fall to Williams when Williams hit a Styles Clash on AJ! Doug wins and is the new champion! Not a four star classic, but a good finish, and some nice sequences, hopefully the booking gets better from here on out because Doug Williams has some nice moves in his stable.
The Motor City Machine Guns defeated Generation Me
I can't believe that these types of matches only happen in TNA, that being said, this was an insane amount of independent style wrestling on a ppv. The two teams fought and hit moves from off teh top rope, off of ladders and a variety of different points, making this spot fest entertaining. THe two really just put on a circus of moves for the tag titles that wasn't half bad, but there were some moments that just seemed too cartoonish for even wrestling. A three star match was found here, and I liked it enough, even if Generation Me didn't win.
Abyss defeated The Pope
THe worst downfall in the history of wrestling has to be the fall of The Black Pope. He was doing quite well going into this February's ppv, and now? He's feuding with the worst wrestler in the world, Abyss in a Casket Match? Ugh. This match was stupid, it was void of anything worth mentioning. This was just stupid, I didn't want to watch it, and when The Pope was chokeslammed into the casket and the lid was shut, I finally cared. Yes, I cared because it was over, and I was hoping NEVER TO SEE THE POPE VS ABYSS AGAIN! What a waste of Pope, and what a terrible wrestler Abyss is...I hate him.
Jeff Jarrett defeated Samoa Joe in a submission match
I didn't think that TNA's ppv could get any worst, than this match happened. Jeff Jarrett and Samoa Joe in a submission match? This was just the worst match I've seen in a long time. I really hated it, and the crowd hated it too. Joe sucks these days, Jarrett sucks too, and I was just tired of this match at various points. Jarrett was going to tap, but the TNA security guys ran down and helped Double J. Jarrett then put an Ankle Lock on Joe and guess what? SAMOA JOE QUIT! That's right, DOUBLE J goes over....ugh..what a bunch of bs.
Jeff Hardy defeated Matt Morgan w/ special guest Ken Anderson
This match had a lot of moments that got me interested, but overall, it just wasn't a great match. Anderson called this thing down the middle, and Morgan had this thing won at several points during the match. Anderson got knocked out of the ring and was down while Morgan pinned Hardy after a Carbon Footprint. Bischoff came down and threw Anderson into a post and Bischoff got a new ref for the match. This thing was headed into no man's land, as Morgan looked poised to lose to Hardy and the cheaters. A new ref was in...Morgan was in control, and there was only 3 minutes left, I pegged Morgan to win, but I kind of senses that I was wrong. Hardy hit a Twist of Hate into a chair and won the match. Yep, Hardy wins again...in one of the worst matches I've seen in a long time. Hardy wins...ugh....TNA Sucks.
Someone buy out Tna.
Friday, November 19, 2010
TNA Impact 11/18/10 Results and Review
TNA Impact 11/18/10 Results
Robbie E and Cookie & Generataion Me defeated Velvet Sky & Jay Lethal & The Motor City Machine Guns
Samoa Joe defeated Jeff Jarrett's MMA School
Jeff Hardy defeated Raven
Abyss vs Shannon Moore (no contest)
Mickie James defeated Angelina Love
Matt Morgan defeated Ric Flair
TNA Impact 11/18/10 Review
Ric Flair went down to the ring and started cutting a promo against Matt Morgan. Morgan and Flair will face off in the main event tonight. So much for that retirement angle for Flair, huh?
Robbie E and Cookie & Generataion Me defeated Velvet Sky & Jay Lethal & The Motor City Machine Guns
This match wasn't exactly very good, it was kind of short. The match was booked so quick that by the time the match played out, you didn't even know what was going on anymore, just a bunch of high spots. I think Jay Lethal was in this match somewhere too....I don't know...such an oddly booked match up.
Jeff Jarrett came down to the ring and did a MMA style gimmick where he was showing "submission" moves against some random idiots.
Samoa Joe then came out and Double J told him that he had to fight some random students.
Samoa Joe defeated Jeff Jarrett's MMA School
Worst match ever.
Jeff Hardy defeated Raven
I used to be the biggest Raven fan. But this match? One of the worst in his career. Hardy barely broke a sweat with his glorified Divas title. Hardy won, that's all you needed to know. Raven is a shell of his former self. Raven circa 1998 and even his WWE run was awesome, this though? Just terrible, completely terrible.
Hogan came out and FIRED Raven. That was that. Raven got fired.
Tommy Dreamer and Rhino fought, then RVD came out and they brawled. I don't care, you don't care.
Abyss vs Shannon Moore (no contest)
One of the worst matches ever. Shannon Moore tried to put on an ok match, but Abyss made this match suck. There was a casket at ringside, and inside the Casket was The Pope! Yep. The Pope interfered and the match was thrown out, that was that. ABYSS sucks, The Pope is now a joke, and Shannon Moore is just getting a pay check at this point. I'm so sick of this company's bad wrestling.
Mickie James defeated Angelina Love
Mickie James sucks. Angelina Love sucks too. I miss the old Knockouts division.
Bubba Ray cut a random promo, it was dumb
Matt Morgan defeated Ric Flair
This match was bad. Ric Flair was completely busted open, Matt Morgan just killed him. It looked bad, it just look completely bad. The ref was knocked out at one point, and eventually counted the three count on Flair.
Douglas Williams turned on Fortune or whatever group he's in. Doug started fighting everyone and that was the end of impact.
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Robbie E and Cookie & Generataion Me defeated Velvet Sky & Jay Lethal & The Motor City Machine Guns
Samoa Joe defeated Jeff Jarrett's MMA School
Jeff Hardy defeated Raven
Abyss vs Shannon Moore (no contest)
Mickie James defeated Angelina Love
Matt Morgan defeated Ric Flair
TNA Impact 11/18/10 Review
Ric Flair went down to the ring and started cutting a promo against Matt Morgan. Morgan and Flair will face off in the main event tonight. So much for that retirement angle for Flair, huh?
Robbie E and Cookie & Generataion Me defeated Velvet Sky & Jay Lethal & The Motor City Machine Guns
This match wasn't exactly very good, it was kind of short. The match was booked so quick that by the time the match played out, you didn't even know what was going on anymore, just a bunch of high spots. I think Jay Lethal was in this match somewhere too....I don't know...such an oddly booked match up.
Jeff Jarrett came down to the ring and did a MMA style gimmick where he was showing "submission" moves against some random idiots.
Samoa Joe then came out and Double J told him that he had to fight some random students.
Samoa Joe defeated Jeff Jarrett's MMA School
Worst match ever.
Jeff Hardy defeated Raven
I used to be the biggest Raven fan. But this match? One of the worst in his career. Hardy barely broke a sweat with his glorified Divas title. Hardy won, that's all you needed to know. Raven is a shell of his former self. Raven circa 1998 and even his WWE run was awesome, this though? Just terrible, completely terrible.
Hogan came out and FIRED Raven. That was that. Raven got fired.
Tommy Dreamer and Rhino fought, then RVD came out and they brawled. I don't care, you don't care.
Abyss vs Shannon Moore (no contest)
One of the worst matches ever. Shannon Moore tried to put on an ok match, but Abyss made this match suck. There was a casket at ringside, and inside the Casket was The Pope! Yep. The Pope interfered and the match was thrown out, that was that. ABYSS sucks, The Pope is now a joke, and Shannon Moore is just getting a pay check at this point. I'm so sick of this company's bad wrestling.
Mickie James defeated Angelina Love
Mickie James sucks. Angelina Love sucks too. I miss the old Knockouts division.
Bubba Ray cut a random promo, it was dumb
Matt Morgan defeated Ric Flair
This match was bad. Ric Flair was completely busted open, Matt Morgan just killed him. It looked bad, it just look completely bad. The ref was knocked out at one point, and eventually counted the three count on Flair.
Douglas Williams turned on Fortune or whatever group he's in. Doug started fighting everyone and that was the end of impact.
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Friday, October 29, 2010
TNA Impact 10/28/10 Results and Review
TNA Impact 10/28/10 Results
Robbie E defeated Jay Lethal in a New Jersey Street Fight
Tara, Madison Rayne, and Sarita defeated The Beautiful People & Mickie James
The Motor City Machine Guns defeated Generation Me and Ink Inc
Douglas Williams & Aj Styles defeated Raven & RVD
Matt Morgan defeated Jeff Jarrett in a Chain Match
TNA Impact 10/28/10 Review
Could TNA Impact be good two weeks in a row? Maybe it could, maybe it couldn't. One thing is for sure, they hooked me last week, let's see if they can do it again.
We start the show with Mickie James fighting Tara backstage. It was a psuedo street fight, and it looked interesting enough. Madison Rayne helped Tara, and out ran The Beautiful People to help fight off Tara. Then out came Sarita? I don't know...everyone looks the same to me now.
Ric Flair came down to help calm things down, and he was about to fight the women, but didn't throw a punch! He kept getting slapped, which was hilarious!
Ric Flair started making matches, and what not, which was interesting enough.
The Pope was rolling a casket into the arena.
The Pope cut a promo on Abyss. Abyss then cut a promo, and then started shoving fans, and that's about it. This was stupid. I HATE, ABSOLUTELY HATE ABYSS! ABYSS SUCKS, HE IS THE WORST TNA WRESTLER OF ALL TIME! That's right, FIRE ABYSS!
Robbie E defeated Jay Lethal in a New Jersey Street Fight
This match was in fact just a standard street fight. It didn't exactly have "classic" written anywhere on it, and it was just your standard brawl. It's odd to see a "street fight" instead of a true x-division match, considering that the whole point of the division is to showcase cruiserweights and their overall stayle of wrestling. Cookie sprayed Lethal in the face with hairspray or something, and Robbie E hit a nice neckbreaker for the win! Robbie E wins.
Robbie E won a title shot.
EV2.0 were in the ring, and RVD was called out. RVD was NOT having it and wanted to beat up Raven and Sabu...but out came Ric Flair with Fortune or the Immortals, or I don't know who.
Tara, Madison Rayne, and Sarita defeated The Beautiful People & Mickie James
Mickie James is NOT the same as she was in WWE. She's not that good, and it shows when in this match up. There were a few good spots, let's not throw away the whole division here, but it's not nearly as good as 2 years ago. This match was ok at best, and it had a few good moments. Sarita got the win after the match broke out into a full blown brawl.
Backstage the pope and abyss brawled.
The Motor City Machine Guns defeated Generation Me and Ink Inc
This match was very rushed. Spot for spot, this was nothing too complicated, but it had enough momentum to showcase the talents of all the teams. Generaion Me stopped the title change when Ink Inc had this thing sewn up. The Machine Guns got the win, and that was that. This match was so fast, that it didn't have much of an impact, and therefore, was actually not that great. Generation Me's promo was quite good before the match started, but the actual match? Not good by any stretch of the imagination.
Post match, Team 3D challened the Motor City Machine Guns to a title match.
Douglas Williams & Aj Styles defeated Raven & RVD
This match was not good at all. It was terrible, one of the worst tag team matches I've seen in a long time. Douglas Williams and Aj Styles argued amongst themselves. They worked with each other well enough, but this match was just a cluster of moves and random movements. Raven was taken out by Flair, RVD got mad at him...I didn't care. You didn't miss much.
Mr Anderson was supposed to fight Jeff Jarrett but Matt Morgan came in to stop the match from taking place. Matt Morgan was the sound of reason here, and Double J antagonized him to the point where Anderson was replaced by Matt Morgan.
Matt Morgan defeated Jeff Jarrett in a Chain Match
Did Matt Morgan just turn face? I don't know. Jarrett got completely manhandled in this chain match. Eventually, Jarrett hit the Stroke and won, which was surprising to me. Morgan was busted open, and while he got the last laugh, this match was won by Jarrett.
Post match Morgan beat up Jarrett, but Fortune or Immortal or somebody came down and beat up Morgan. The group then "hanged" Matt Morgan by some chains! Yep. No one came down for the save, that was it. TNA sucks.
It's official, TNA Impact sucked. I don't care about any of the story lines, nothing really makes that much sense. The wrestling sucked...ugh...last week was way better, way better.
on a side note, I bought Fire Pro Wrestling 2 for my GBA, it's fun. Best wrestling game on a handheld by Nintendo yet. Well, except for that really early WWF game I used to play a lot.
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Robbie E defeated Jay Lethal in a New Jersey Street Fight
Tara, Madison Rayne, and Sarita defeated The Beautiful People & Mickie James
The Motor City Machine Guns defeated Generation Me and Ink Inc
Douglas Williams & Aj Styles defeated Raven & RVD
Matt Morgan defeated Jeff Jarrett in a Chain Match
TNA Impact 10/28/10 Review
Could TNA Impact be good two weeks in a row? Maybe it could, maybe it couldn't. One thing is for sure, they hooked me last week, let's see if they can do it again.
We start the show with Mickie James fighting Tara backstage. It was a psuedo street fight, and it looked interesting enough. Madison Rayne helped Tara, and out ran The Beautiful People to help fight off Tara. Then out came Sarita? I don't know...everyone looks the same to me now.
Ric Flair came down to help calm things down, and he was about to fight the women, but didn't throw a punch! He kept getting slapped, which was hilarious!
Ric Flair started making matches, and what not, which was interesting enough.
The Pope was rolling a casket into the arena.
The Pope cut a promo on Abyss. Abyss then cut a promo, and then started shoving fans, and that's about it. This was stupid. I HATE, ABSOLUTELY HATE ABYSS! ABYSS SUCKS, HE IS THE WORST TNA WRESTLER OF ALL TIME! That's right, FIRE ABYSS!
Robbie E defeated Jay Lethal in a New Jersey Street Fight
This match was in fact just a standard street fight. It didn't exactly have "classic" written anywhere on it, and it was just your standard brawl. It's odd to see a "street fight" instead of a true x-division match, considering that the whole point of the division is to showcase cruiserweights and their overall stayle of wrestling. Cookie sprayed Lethal in the face with hairspray or something, and Robbie E hit a nice neckbreaker for the win! Robbie E wins.
Robbie E won a title shot.
EV2.0 were in the ring, and RVD was called out. RVD was NOT having it and wanted to beat up Raven and Sabu...but out came Ric Flair with Fortune or the Immortals, or I don't know who.
Tara, Madison Rayne, and Sarita defeated The Beautiful People & Mickie James
Mickie James is NOT the same as she was in WWE. She's not that good, and it shows when in this match up. There were a few good spots, let's not throw away the whole division here, but it's not nearly as good as 2 years ago. This match was ok at best, and it had a few good moments. Sarita got the win after the match broke out into a full blown brawl.
Backstage the pope and abyss brawled.
The Motor City Machine Guns defeated Generation Me and Ink Inc
This match was very rushed. Spot for spot, this was nothing too complicated, but it had enough momentum to showcase the talents of all the teams. Generaion Me stopped the title change when Ink Inc had this thing sewn up. The Machine Guns got the win, and that was that. This match was so fast, that it didn't have much of an impact, and therefore, was actually not that great. Generation Me's promo was quite good before the match started, but the actual match? Not good by any stretch of the imagination.
Post match, Team 3D challened the Motor City Machine Guns to a title match.
Douglas Williams & Aj Styles defeated Raven & RVD
This match was not good at all. It was terrible, one of the worst tag team matches I've seen in a long time. Douglas Williams and Aj Styles argued amongst themselves. They worked with each other well enough, but this match was just a cluster of moves and random movements. Raven was taken out by Flair, RVD got mad at him...I didn't care. You didn't miss much.
Mr Anderson was supposed to fight Jeff Jarrett but Matt Morgan came in to stop the match from taking place. Matt Morgan was the sound of reason here, and Double J antagonized him to the point where Anderson was replaced by Matt Morgan.
Matt Morgan defeated Jeff Jarrett in a Chain Match
Did Matt Morgan just turn face? I don't know. Jarrett got completely manhandled in this chain match. Eventually, Jarrett hit the Stroke and won, which was surprising to me. Morgan was busted open, and while he got the last laugh, this match was won by Jarrett.
Post match Morgan beat up Jarrett, but Fortune or Immortal or somebody came down and beat up Morgan. The group then "hanged" Matt Morgan by some chains! Yep. No one came down for the save, that was it. TNA sucks.
It's official, TNA Impact sucked. I don't care about any of the story lines, nothing really makes that much sense. The wrestling sucked...ugh...last week was way better, way better.
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Tuesday, October 12, 2010
TNA Bound For Glory 2010 Results and Review
TNA Bound For Glory 2010 Results
The Motor City Machine Guns defeated Generation ME
Tara won a four way match to win the Knockouts Championship
Ink Inc defeated Orlando Jordan and Erik Young
Jay Lethal defeated Douglas WIlliams
Rob Van Dam defeated Abyss in a Monster's Ball Match
Kevin Nash, Sting & The Pope defeated Samoa Joe & Jeff Jarrett
Jeff Hardy defeated Kurt Angle and Ken Anderson to win the TNA Title
TNA Bound For Glory 2010 Review
I'm late on this review because I was busy trying to get a job all weekend. So far, no good. 13 months, jobless...I don't like blaming the recession, but this is getting ridiculous.
The Motor City Machine Guns defeated Generation ME
The opener featured two teams that had been itching to face each other for quite sometimes. This match had high-spot after high-spot, and it just kept going. Generation Me kept hitting some tandem movies, and nothing was more amazing than Jeremy's 450 splash off the top with his brother holding one of the Machine Guns, it was insane. My only complaint about these high spots is that they never seem to have any major effect on anyone. That's my only complaint, because other than that, this match was just a fast paced, no psychology type match that featured so much tandem action, that it didn't even need a referee, because no one was tagging in and out at times. The Motor City Machine Guns win this one, and what a 20 minute match up, it had every spot you could possibly have in a cruiserweight match, and it really got the crowd going nuts. I don't like spot fests, but they are sure entertaining, that's for sure. There's just no reason to have so much action and have little to no payoffs...it's just stupid. It was entertaining, don't get me wrong, it's just not very "cerebral" I guess....not a 4 star classic, but not a terrible match.
Tara won a four way match to win the Knockouts Championship
One of the worst matches in women's wrestling history was this four way. It was seriously the worst match I've ever seen. The best part was after the match when Mickie James clobbered Madison Rayne.
The Knockouts are the WORST wrestlers in history, this match sucked beyond compare, seriously, the worst, I can't believe this piece of crap match.
Erik Young is an idiot...I hope he gets fired.
Ink Inc defeated Orlando Jordan and Erik Young
Erik Young cost his team the match when he got in and beat up Orlando Jordan. This was a comedic match with NO real purpose other than to be stupid. This was the dumbest match I've seen in a long time, worst than the Knockouts! This is just stupid, and I"m sick of this terrible booking.
Jay Lethal defeated Douglas WIlliams
Even though lots of time was spent on Jay Lethal, no one cares about him nor Williams in a match. It was stupid to say the least. Sure there were some nice moments, and Lethal can wrestle, but NO ONE CARES about this because it's never on tv and it's never really pushed. TNA has things so backwards, that by the time Lethal won this match, I was ready for a coffee break. I'm sick of this lousy booking, and random matches...Lethal can go, I'll give him credit, but I just didn't care for this match because I didn't see it coming at all, and I review TNA Impact every week, so it shouldn't surprise me should it?
SHORE beat up Jay Lethal. He wants the X-Division TItle. I'll take it...Shore isn't half bad. THis could be the best villain that TNA has created in a long time.
Rob Van Dam defeated Abyss in a Monster's Ball Match
The worst Monster's Ball match I've ever seen. This is the worst Van Dam match I've seen, and I've seen RVD put on some stinkers. Not only did this match suck, it didn't have nearly the impact that you would expect from these matches. Abyss eventually turned into an idiot, and lost. I don't know what to tell you guys about this one. It was just a stupid hardcore match that didn't even go anywhere. There were a few broken boards or something, but seriously? This was the poorest excuse for a hardcore match I've ever seen...seriously, worst hardcore match ever. I said it.
Who Kidnapped Samoa Joe? If Van Dam nearly died, why does he win so easily? Ugh...what a boring ass match. RVD and Abyss put on a terd of a match, sorry.
Kevin Nash, Sting & The Pope defeated Samoa Joe & Jeff Jarrett
Samoa Joe worked on three guys and managed to hold his own for the most part. He was basically winning at all points of this match up, and it was interesting to see Joe having to fight for his life. He was going to get the hot tag, getting Double J into this thing, but Double J left him. He then got beat down by three men, and yet there was no dq? Yeah. Samoa JOe got killed by the three monsters, and fromw hat I hear, Nash is done with TNA.
The match was stupid. Joe was left out cold in the middle of the ring. I'm so tired of lame booking. Terrible terrible match.
EV2.0 defeated Fortune in a Lethal Lockdown Match
This match was insane. It was terribly booked, it was crowded, it was stupid. There was blood, there were high spots, broken tables, fighting on the top of the cage, inside the cage, and on the floor. It was like a Bunkhouse Stampede match, only it was terrible. It was slow moving, and just didn't really do much for me.
Did I mention I still don't know who "THEY" are, and I still don't know what the big surprise for TNA was, or what would change things? This thing was stupid, to say the least. This ppv up to this point was just terrible, seriously, it was just terrible, so much wasted hype.
Jeff Hardy defeated Kurt Angle and Ken Anderson to win the TNA Title
The main event is what you'd expect from TNA. The three men really went toe to toe with each other, and there were a lot of close calls, tandem moves, and even triple moves at some points. I thought Hardy had this thing sewn up several times, and Angle looked to have won this match at several stages too, but for whatever reasons, it just wasn't meant to be for each man. Eventually, the match broke down and it was just Angle and ANderson left in ring, and after the REF took a major bump, this thing looked to be doing terrible.
Bischoff ran down to the ring with a steel chair and was going to knock someone out, but out came Hogan with crutches! Then Hogan and Bischoff were going to fight, but Hardy turned and hit Angle! Hardy turns HEEL! HOgan and Bischoff were supposed to be in on it too? Hardy hits ANderson too. Hardy then pins ANderson and wins the match. Yep. Hardy turns heel, Bischoff and Hogan turn heel too, and we have a new champion.
Screw job finish. No major surprise.
FIRE ALL TNA WRITERS, FIRE RUSSO, ugh...why do I still watch wrestling? I wish I had a life or a job...something...anything.
Double J and Abyss come down and I guess this is they? I'm sick of this bs...ugh...what a terrible night of wrestling. If you paid for this, ask for your money back, this was stupid. STUPID. UGH. I'm so sick of wrestling....of this stupidity. TNA sucks so bad!
RVD ran down and of course he got a beat down. Worst TNA ppv ever!?!?! Yeah...pretty close.
What about the ranking system?
Who kidnapped Joe?
Nash is done with TNA?
Angle didn't win, so he's retiring?
I'm done folks...ugh...what a terrible ppv.
The Motor City Machine Guns defeated Generation ME
Tara won a four way match to win the Knockouts Championship
Ink Inc defeated Orlando Jordan and Erik Young
Jay Lethal defeated Douglas WIlliams
Rob Van Dam defeated Abyss in a Monster's Ball Match
Kevin Nash, Sting & The Pope defeated Samoa Joe & Jeff Jarrett
Jeff Hardy defeated Kurt Angle and Ken Anderson to win the TNA Title
TNA Bound For Glory 2010 Review
I'm late on this review because I was busy trying to get a job all weekend. So far, no good. 13 months, jobless...I don't like blaming the recession, but this is getting ridiculous.
The Motor City Machine Guns defeated Generation ME
The opener featured two teams that had been itching to face each other for quite sometimes. This match had high-spot after high-spot, and it just kept going. Generation Me kept hitting some tandem movies, and nothing was more amazing than Jeremy's 450 splash off the top with his brother holding one of the Machine Guns, it was insane. My only complaint about these high spots is that they never seem to have any major effect on anyone. That's my only complaint, because other than that, this match was just a fast paced, no psychology type match that featured so much tandem action, that it didn't even need a referee, because no one was tagging in and out at times. The Motor City Machine Guns win this one, and what a 20 minute match up, it had every spot you could possibly have in a cruiserweight match, and it really got the crowd going nuts. I don't like spot fests, but they are sure entertaining, that's for sure. There's just no reason to have so much action and have little to no payoffs...it's just stupid. It was entertaining, don't get me wrong, it's just not very "cerebral" I guess....not a 4 star classic, but not a terrible match.
Tara won a four way match to win the Knockouts Championship
One of the worst matches in women's wrestling history was this four way. It was seriously the worst match I've ever seen. The best part was after the match when Mickie James clobbered Madison Rayne.
The Knockouts are the WORST wrestlers in history, this match sucked beyond compare, seriously, the worst, I can't believe this piece of crap match.
Erik Young is an idiot...I hope he gets fired.
Ink Inc defeated Orlando Jordan and Erik Young
Erik Young cost his team the match when he got in and beat up Orlando Jordan. This was a comedic match with NO real purpose other than to be stupid. This was the dumbest match I've seen in a long time, worst than the Knockouts! This is just stupid, and I"m sick of this terrible booking.
Jay Lethal defeated Douglas WIlliams
Even though lots of time was spent on Jay Lethal, no one cares about him nor Williams in a match. It was stupid to say the least. Sure there were some nice moments, and Lethal can wrestle, but NO ONE CARES about this because it's never on tv and it's never really pushed. TNA has things so backwards, that by the time Lethal won this match, I was ready for a coffee break. I'm sick of this lousy booking, and random matches...Lethal can go, I'll give him credit, but I just didn't care for this match because I didn't see it coming at all, and I review TNA Impact every week, so it shouldn't surprise me should it?
SHORE beat up Jay Lethal. He wants the X-Division TItle. I'll take it...Shore isn't half bad. THis could be the best villain that TNA has created in a long time.
Rob Van Dam defeated Abyss in a Monster's Ball Match
The worst Monster's Ball match I've ever seen. This is the worst Van Dam match I've seen, and I've seen RVD put on some stinkers. Not only did this match suck, it didn't have nearly the impact that you would expect from these matches. Abyss eventually turned into an idiot, and lost. I don't know what to tell you guys about this one. It was just a stupid hardcore match that didn't even go anywhere. There were a few broken boards or something, but seriously? This was the poorest excuse for a hardcore match I've ever seen...seriously, worst hardcore match ever. I said it.
Who Kidnapped Samoa Joe? If Van Dam nearly died, why does he win so easily? Ugh...what a boring ass match. RVD and Abyss put on a terd of a match, sorry.
Kevin Nash, Sting & The Pope defeated Samoa Joe & Jeff Jarrett
Samoa Joe worked on three guys and managed to hold his own for the most part. He was basically winning at all points of this match up, and it was interesting to see Joe having to fight for his life. He was going to get the hot tag, getting Double J into this thing, but Double J left him. He then got beat down by three men, and yet there was no dq? Yeah. Samoa JOe got killed by the three monsters, and fromw hat I hear, Nash is done with TNA.
The match was stupid. Joe was left out cold in the middle of the ring. I'm so tired of lame booking. Terrible terrible match.
EV2.0 defeated Fortune in a Lethal Lockdown Match
This match was insane. It was terribly booked, it was crowded, it was stupid. There was blood, there were high spots, broken tables, fighting on the top of the cage, inside the cage, and on the floor. It was like a Bunkhouse Stampede match, only it was terrible. It was slow moving, and just didn't really do much for me.
Did I mention I still don't know who "THEY" are, and I still don't know what the big surprise for TNA was, or what would change things? This thing was stupid, to say the least. This ppv up to this point was just terrible, seriously, it was just terrible, so much wasted hype.
Jeff Hardy defeated Kurt Angle and Ken Anderson to win the TNA Title
The main event is what you'd expect from TNA. The three men really went toe to toe with each other, and there were a lot of close calls, tandem moves, and even triple moves at some points. I thought Hardy had this thing sewn up several times, and Angle looked to have won this match at several stages too, but for whatever reasons, it just wasn't meant to be for each man. Eventually, the match broke down and it was just Angle and ANderson left in ring, and after the REF took a major bump, this thing looked to be doing terrible.
Bischoff ran down to the ring with a steel chair and was going to knock someone out, but out came Hogan with crutches! Then Hogan and Bischoff were going to fight, but Hardy turned and hit Angle! Hardy turns HEEL! HOgan and Bischoff were supposed to be in on it too? Hardy hits ANderson too. Hardy then pins ANderson and wins the match. Yep. Hardy turns heel, Bischoff and Hogan turn heel too, and we have a new champion.
Screw job finish. No major surprise.
FIRE ALL TNA WRITERS, FIRE RUSSO, ugh...why do I still watch wrestling? I wish I had a life or a job...something...anything.
Double J and Abyss come down and I guess this is they? I'm sick of this bs...ugh...what a terrible night of wrestling. If you paid for this, ask for your money back, this was stupid. STUPID. UGH. I'm so sick of wrestling....of this stupidity. TNA sucks so bad!
RVD ran down and of course he got a beat down. Worst TNA ppv ever!?!?! Yeah...pretty close.
What about the ranking system?
Who kidnapped Joe?
Nash is done with TNA?
Angle didn't win, so he's retiring?
I'm done folks...ugh...what a terrible ppv.
Tuesday, September 7, 2010
TNA No Surrender 2010 Results and Review
TNA No Surrender 2010 Results
The Motor City Machine Guns defeated Generation Me
Douglas Williams defeated Sabu
Velvet Sky defeated Madison Rayne
Abyss defeated Rhino
Samoa Joe & Jeff Jarrett defeated Sting & Kevin Nash
Aj Styles defeated Tommy Dreamer in an I Quit Match
Jeff Hardy vs. Kurt Angle (NO CONTEST)
Ken Anderson defeated The Pope D'Angelo Dinero
TNA No Surrender 2010 Review
The PPV started with the arrivals of the wrestlers to the arena. Nothing crazy, just handy cam footage. I'm not sure why this is entertaining, but then again, I can't really say that TNA has a whole list of entertaining things, half of the time.
This is basically a telegraphed ppv, and year for TNA. Angle will eventually get the title and that's about it. That's it.
The Motor City Machine Guns defeated Generation Me
The opening match was set to stun, and it was definitely an interesting one, but I can't help but notice the lack of in ring psychology from the two teams involved. There were several instances where the Motor City Machine Guns hit 6 or 7 moves back to back to back and so forth on their opponents, and yet Generation Me was still rolling around fighting, and getting up. Do these move have NO impact? It just doesn't make sense to me. As for entertainment value, this match had a lot of great tag team moments, and featured a lot of back and forth action. This is a great opener, had a great deal of spots that just proved that there is need for a deeper tag division. Even with my complaints, this match delivered, and got the crowd into the night, and while I knew that the young bucks weren't winning, I was at least entertained, and well, I give TNA credit for actually giving tag teams a little more time. It's only a matter of time before Nash & Sting get the titles though...just saying.
The one thing I didn't like, is that the announcers kept talking about how it wasn't "Christian" of sorts for Generation Me to beat up the Motor City Machine Guns after the match. I'm sure many will cite that, and try to say that they are "not" being very christian like...which is why I never like to throw out my religion when discussing anything I professionally do. Heck, if I make a sandwich is it a "christian" sandwich? just sayin.
Douglas Williams defeated Sabu
I'm not sure if it was intentional, but Sabu and Williams were actually telling a story for a change. I was surprised at the in ring psychology in this match. Williams focused on rest holds and isolated Sabu's arm at first, and was trying to stop Sabu's high powered offense, and was having a hard time doing so. Sabu kept trying to add his "hardcore" style to the matches, but was thwarted by the ref or by Williams. I give Williams some credit, because he got a lot out of Sabu, and it wasn't just a spot fest. Sabu has slowed down a bit, but he still can put together some quality moments, without resorting to all weapons etc. That being said, this match was better than I thought, and really had a good balance of Sabu's hardcores style vs the more traditional mat wrestling style. I actually thought this one was good...even with a botch, and some blown spots. I'm not sure every wrestling fan will have the same view of the match that I did, but I loved it, that's for sure. Sabu was in some obvious pain, and dare I say...was "selling" and was actually "wrestling"?!?! This slower style really was complimented, and while some of the crowd was chanting "boring" and booing the action, I liked it a lot. I absolutely loved the table spot in this match, it was done with a serious "brain". Williams was placed on top of it, then looked up visibly to see where SABU was and Sabu flew through it, and that was that, the beginning of the end. Doug Williams distracted the ref and hit Sabu with the title belt to win. A 3 star match from these two? Wow...I was impressed for once.
Velvet Sky defeated Madison Rayne
This was probably one of the worst women's matches I've ever seen. There wasn't much saving grace here. While I think Madison Rayne has a pretty face, she can't wrestle, and this match was stupid. I hate the knockouts division now....they need more depth and Awesome Kong etc. Whatever. I hate the divas and the knockouts now. What a waste of ppv space.
Abyss defeated Rhino
I've already seen this match many times. I hate Abyss and I'm not a fan of Rhino. This match was terrible. I don't mind hardcore matches, but this one sucked, it was slow, it was dumb, and it just further proves that Abyss is a one trick pony and Rhino is past his prime. I was bored, you were bored...no one cares about these two idiots.
Oh and who's "THEY"? Who kidnapped Samoa Joe? Ugh...TNA, by mid point sucked the life out of this ppv.
Samoa Joe & Jeff Jarrett defeated Sting & Kevin Nash
This match was stupid. I'm tired of the old idiots. I'm sick of seeing Jarrett. Samoa JOe did the majority of the work in this match, but the old guys could barely bump to his offense. Sting is past his prime, it was very evident here. Double J used the bat to get the win, and that was that. This match sucked, and TNA turned an ok ppv into some of the worst wrestling since WCW 2000. Samoa Joe knocked out Sting with his submission move...whatever...NO ONE CARES ABOUT THESE GUYS!
WHO KIDNAPPED SAMOA JOE?!??!?! FIRE ALL THE TNA WRITERS! WAY TO RUIN A PPV TNA MAN I'M SO SICK OF THIS PIECE OF CRAP.
Aj Styles defeated Tommy Dreamer in an I Quit Match
Tommy Dreamer gets pummeled and beat down in this "I Quit Match". Aj STyles won by stabbing Dreamer in the eye with a fork. Yep. I kid you not. This was stupid...this match sucked. STyles barely broke a sweat, Dreamer looked as though he was carrying a keg through the whole match up. Man, this ppv had promise and just totally went down hill. Dreamer looked like he was crying, Styles is a shell of his former self...this sucked. You don't want to see this trash.
Man, I wish I could hang out with Christy Hemme...and her huge forehead.
Angle's telegraphed wins are start to tire me so much.
Jeff Hardy vs. Kurt Angle (NO CONTEST)
Jeff Hardy and Kurt Angle were trying to put on a clinic, and I didn't hate it. I thought that they worked their asses off in this match, however, I've already seen both of these guys go to war with differeng people and each other and I'm not really that surprised. I wasn't really into the match, and I kept thinking, ok, Angle is going to win soon etc etc. The match went to the time limit with a draw, and Bischoff declared over time...TWICE! After a long drawn out battle, and two restarts, I finally started to get into this match, and thought that the two might be able to capture my imagination, evne for a second. Angle was busted wide open after hitting the steel steps, and that became a factor in the over time. The time limit once again expired, and Hardy & Angle were still trying to go...buuuuut.....Angle was "bleeding" too much and Bischoff was in the ring and trying to give Hardy some time to recover.
After a long pause, and I do mean long...Bischoff got on the mic and said that the match was a NO CONTEST...so lame...so lame. There were a LOT of spots here, lots of impact moves, lots of reversals, lots of kick outs, 5 years ago this match would've been 4 stars. I liked it enough, but it just didn't hold my attention nearly as much as TNA would have liked me to enjoy it. I don't care about fat ass jeff hardy and past his prime angle...i just don't.
Ken Anderson defeated The Pope D'Angelo Dinero
This match, might have been the longest match I've seen Ken Anderson in since leaving WWE. The Pope was carrying a good amount of this match up, and Kennedy was looking a big more Flabby then he usually does. Dinero was favoring his left shoulder for a good portion of this match as Anderson had been focusing on that in many ways. Despite these two trying really hard, the match just dragged on at a few points. Even the crowd as over this ppv as they were silent through most of the two's offense. I haven't seen or heard a "deader" crowd in my life during parts of this match up. There were some major botches here, and after The MIC check was blocked a bunch, and then kicked out of, this match was just looking to be a parody of a good wrestling match. I was ready to throw in the towel on this ppv at around 2 hours and 45 minutes, and didn't see how they could've saved the match, even with The Pope's third come back. After THREE MIC Checks throughout the match, Ken Anderson advanced...which is surprising to me.
Oh and didn't The Pope have a title shot due him? Whatever...I'm sick of this crap.
This match shouldn't have been the main event, it sucked. Ken Anderson was barely sweating, he phoned it in, Pope carried him for a good amount of the match, and I was just tired...I'm sick of this crap.
No Surrender started of good, but after the second match, this thing cooled to ice...what a terrible PPV. This is a high candidate for the worst ppv I've seen all year...yeah, worst ppv all year! I'm so sick of this promotion...such a lousy ppv. NO ONE HAD BETTER HAVE LIKED THIS...WHAT A TERRIBLE NIGHT OF WRESTLING! LOUSY! LOUSY LOUSY! FIRE ALL THE TNA WRITERS!
I'd rather have no alternatives than to keep watching this piece of crap wrestling promotion. WCW 2001 was better...yeah, I said it.
The Motor City Machine Guns defeated Generation Me
Douglas Williams defeated Sabu
Velvet Sky defeated Madison Rayne
Abyss defeated Rhino
Samoa Joe & Jeff Jarrett defeated Sting & Kevin Nash
Aj Styles defeated Tommy Dreamer in an I Quit Match
Jeff Hardy vs. Kurt Angle (NO CONTEST)
Ken Anderson defeated The Pope D'Angelo Dinero
TNA No Surrender 2010 Review
The PPV started with the arrivals of the wrestlers to the arena. Nothing crazy, just handy cam footage. I'm not sure why this is entertaining, but then again, I can't really say that TNA has a whole list of entertaining things, half of the time.
This is basically a telegraphed ppv, and year for TNA. Angle will eventually get the title and that's about it. That's it.
The Motor City Machine Guns defeated Generation Me
The opening match was set to stun, and it was definitely an interesting one, but I can't help but notice the lack of in ring psychology from the two teams involved. There were several instances where the Motor City Machine Guns hit 6 or 7 moves back to back to back and so forth on their opponents, and yet Generation Me was still rolling around fighting, and getting up. Do these move have NO impact? It just doesn't make sense to me. As for entertainment value, this match had a lot of great tag team moments, and featured a lot of back and forth action. This is a great opener, had a great deal of spots that just proved that there is need for a deeper tag division. Even with my complaints, this match delivered, and got the crowd into the night, and while I knew that the young bucks weren't winning, I was at least entertained, and well, I give TNA credit for actually giving tag teams a little more time. It's only a matter of time before Nash & Sting get the titles though...just saying.
The one thing I didn't like, is that the announcers kept talking about how it wasn't "Christian" of sorts for Generation Me to beat up the Motor City Machine Guns after the match. I'm sure many will cite that, and try to say that they are "not" being very christian like...which is why I never like to throw out my religion when discussing anything I professionally do. Heck, if I make a sandwich is it a "christian" sandwich? just sayin.
Douglas Williams defeated Sabu
I'm not sure if it was intentional, but Sabu and Williams were actually telling a story for a change. I was surprised at the in ring psychology in this match. Williams focused on rest holds and isolated Sabu's arm at first, and was trying to stop Sabu's high powered offense, and was having a hard time doing so. Sabu kept trying to add his "hardcore" style to the matches, but was thwarted by the ref or by Williams. I give Williams some credit, because he got a lot out of Sabu, and it wasn't just a spot fest. Sabu has slowed down a bit, but he still can put together some quality moments, without resorting to all weapons etc. That being said, this match was better than I thought, and really had a good balance of Sabu's hardcores style vs the more traditional mat wrestling style. I actually thought this one was good...even with a botch, and some blown spots. I'm not sure every wrestling fan will have the same view of the match that I did, but I loved it, that's for sure. Sabu was in some obvious pain, and dare I say...was "selling" and was actually "wrestling"?!?! This slower style really was complimented, and while some of the crowd was chanting "boring" and booing the action, I liked it a lot. I absolutely loved the table spot in this match, it was done with a serious "brain". Williams was placed on top of it, then looked up visibly to see where SABU was and Sabu flew through it, and that was that, the beginning of the end. Doug Williams distracted the ref and hit Sabu with the title belt to win. A 3 star match from these two? Wow...I was impressed for once.
Velvet Sky defeated Madison Rayne
This was probably one of the worst women's matches I've ever seen. There wasn't much saving grace here. While I think Madison Rayne has a pretty face, she can't wrestle, and this match was stupid. I hate the knockouts division now....they need more depth and Awesome Kong etc. Whatever. I hate the divas and the knockouts now. What a waste of ppv space.
Abyss defeated Rhino
I've already seen this match many times. I hate Abyss and I'm not a fan of Rhino. This match was terrible. I don't mind hardcore matches, but this one sucked, it was slow, it was dumb, and it just further proves that Abyss is a one trick pony and Rhino is past his prime. I was bored, you were bored...no one cares about these two idiots.
Oh and who's "THEY"? Who kidnapped Samoa Joe? Ugh...TNA, by mid point sucked the life out of this ppv.
Samoa Joe & Jeff Jarrett defeated Sting & Kevin Nash
This match was stupid. I'm tired of the old idiots. I'm sick of seeing Jarrett. Samoa JOe did the majority of the work in this match, but the old guys could barely bump to his offense. Sting is past his prime, it was very evident here. Double J used the bat to get the win, and that was that. This match sucked, and TNA turned an ok ppv into some of the worst wrestling since WCW 2000. Samoa Joe knocked out Sting with his submission move...whatever...NO ONE CARES ABOUT THESE GUYS!
WHO KIDNAPPED SAMOA JOE?!??!?! FIRE ALL THE TNA WRITERS! WAY TO RUIN A PPV TNA MAN I'M SO SICK OF THIS PIECE OF CRAP.
Aj Styles defeated Tommy Dreamer in an I Quit Match
Tommy Dreamer gets pummeled and beat down in this "I Quit Match". Aj STyles won by stabbing Dreamer in the eye with a fork. Yep. I kid you not. This was stupid...this match sucked. STyles barely broke a sweat, Dreamer looked as though he was carrying a keg through the whole match up. Man, this ppv had promise and just totally went down hill. Dreamer looked like he was crying, Styles is a shell of his former self...this sucked. You don't want to see this trash.
Man, I wish I could hang out with Christy Hemme...and her huge forehead.
Angle's telegraphed wins are start to tire me so much.
Jeff Hardy vs. Kurt Angle (NO CONTEST)
Jeff Hardy and Kurt Angle were trying to put on a clinic, and I didn't hate it. I thought that they worked their asses off in this match, however, I've already seen both of these guys go to war with differeng people and each other and I'm not really that surprised. I wasn't really into the match, and I kept thinking, ok, Angle is going to win soon etc etc. The match went to the time limit with a draw, and Bischoff declared over time...TWICE! After a long drawn out battle, and two restarts, I finally started to get into this match, and thought that the two might be able to capture my imagination, evne for a second. Angle was busted wide open after hitting the steel steps, and that became a factor in the over time. The time limit once again expired, and Hardy & Angle were still trying to go...buuuuut.....Angle was "bleeding" too much and Bischoff was in the ring and trying to give Hardy some time to recover.
After a long pause, and I do mean long...Bischoff got on the mic and said that the match was a NO CONTEST...so lame...so lame. There were a LOT of spots here, lots of impact moves, lots of reversals, lots of kick outs, 5 years ago this match would've been 4 stars. I liked it enough, but it just didn't hold my attention nearly as much as TNA would have liked me to enjoy it. I don't care about fat ass jeff hardy and past his prime angle...i just don't.
Ken Anderson defeated The Pope D'Angelo Dinero
This match, might have been the longest match I've seen Ken Anderson in since leaving WWE. The Pope was carrying a good amount of this match up, and Kennedy was looking a big more Flabby then he usually does. Dinero was favoring his left shoulder for a good portion of this match as Anderson had been focusing on that in many ways. Despite these two trying really hard, the match just dragged on at a few points. Even the crowd as over this ppv as they were silent through most of the two's offense. I haven't seen or heard a "deader" crowd in my life during parts of this match up. There were some major botches here, and after The MIC check was blocked a bunch, and then kicked out of, this match was just looking to be a parody of a good wrestling match. I was ready to throw in the towel on this ppv at around 2 hours and 45 minutes, and didn't see how they could've saved the match, even with The Pope's third come back. After THREE MIC Checks throughout the match, Ken Anderson advanced...which is surprising to me.
Oh and didn't The Pope have a title shot due him? Whatever...I'm sick of this crap.
This match shouldn't have been the main event, it sucked. Ken Anderson was barely sweating, he phoned it in, Pope carried him for a good amount of the match, and I was just tired...I'm sick of this crap.
No Surrender started of good, but after the second match, this thing cooled to ice...what a terrible PPV. This is a high candidate for the worst ppv I've seen all year...yeah, worst ppv all year! I'm so sick of this promotion...such a lousy ppv. NO ONE HAD BETTER HAVE LIKED THIS...WHAT A TERRIBLE NIGHT OF WRESTLING! LOUSY! LOUSY LOUSY! FIRE ALL THE TNA WRITERS!
I'd rather have no alternatives than to keep watching this piece of crap wrestling promotion. WCW 2001 was better...yeah, I said it.
Saturday, August 28, 2010
TNA Impact 8/26/10 Results and Review
TNA Impact 8/26/10 Results
Samoa Joe defeated Orlando Jordan
Kevin Nash defeated Double J
Beer Money defeated The FBI
The Motor City Machine Guns defeated The Young BUcks
Kurt Angle, The Pope, Jeff Hardy, and Anderson defeated Kaz, Aj Styles, Matt Morgan, and Douglas Williams
TNA Impact 8/26/10 Review
The show started with a recap of Fortune. I liked how they edit it all together, because it makes it far more important than it really is. They actually make it seem interesting, dare I say, worthwhile to watch?
Then things go to crap.
Dixie Carter is going to the ring!
Dixie in ring said that TNA has never been so successful...which is odd, because their ratings are at 1.0 which is what they were doing several years ago. She called out Ric Flair.
Ric Flair was ready to punch Dixie but out came Dixie's Real Life Husband? Yeah, apparently Dixie's Husband came out and Flair was going to whip him with his belt like they did with David Flair, but HOgan and his men came out...what a terrible segment.
Hogan came out and basically challenged FLair's guys with a group of psuedo Heels....and that was that..Fortune fought HOgan's idiots.
Samoa Joe defeated Orlando Jordan
Samoa JOe is back, and he's still fat. Joe sucks. Orlando Jordan went from being a major player in TNA, freaking out his opponents to getting squashed (no pun intended) by Samoa Joe. This match was stupid, and I'm tired of Orlando Jordan's character. This sucked. You didn't like it, you didn't care. FIRE JOE. Let him go serve tables at Applebees with Justin Credible.
Kevin Nash defeated Double J
Kevin Nash and Jarrett? Ugh...TNA basically screwed me over here. Both of these guys are far beyond their prime. I don't want to see either one of these guys wrestle. If you've seen 1 Kevin Nash match in TNA you've seen them all, and this was no different. A ref bump helped Sting interfere in this match and Nash wins. This match was worst than anything in WCW, there, I said it. STING SUCKS now, NASH IS OLD, JARRETT SUCKS TOO, this match was the dumbest thing I've seen in a long time in TNA or the old WCW.
Sting was beating up Jarrett when Hogan came in from behind and hit Sting with a chair. Yep....A Sting vs. Hogan feud? I'm sick of this stupid booking! How is this HELPING THE YOUNGER GUYS???
Beer Money defeated The FBI
I liked this match. I was surprised to see the FBI tonight against Beer Money. Despite the dominant BEER MONEY team, this match was further proof that if done right, the tag team division can be worthwhile. I liked the match, and thought that the FBI still had some fight in them. I think that with more teams, TNA has a winning combination, if they don't screw it up somehow.
Angelina Love and Velvet Sky were talking in ring? Ugh...they are going to be friends now? This is stupid...I hate this.....
The Motor City Machine Guns defeated The Young BUcks
Once again, the TNA tag division shows us that anything is possible. I thought this was the best tag team match I've seen in a long time. Seriously, this is the best tag team wrestling, even if it is all high spots. Sure, there's a lot of spots, and a lot of it has no in ring psychology, but still, it was fun to watch. If they can combine some psychology with all the spots, the TNA tag division might save the company. That's my two cents. Spot after spot, this match thrilled the fans, and after the smoked settled from so many high risk moves, the Motor City Machine Gun won this match.
Abyss fought EV2 backstage and into the arena. Abyss sucks.
Kurt Angle, The Pope, Jeff Hardy, and Anderson defeated Kaz, Aj Styles, Matt Morgan, and Douglas Williams
Jeff Hardy is getting fat. Angle is being hot shotted to the World Title. Anderson is stale. And fortune? Lame. This match was ok, I don't mind 8 man tags every now and again, unlike WWE which throws one at you at ever show, so it seems. This match showcased more tag team supremacy with Fortune working like a well oiled machine compared to the good guys, which struggled to get hot tags and maintain good action in this match up. This match ended with a lot of finishing moves, and bodies everywhere. Pope got a blind tag after an Angle Slam and pinned Kaz for the win.
The thing that was funny was that Angle was mad at the Pope. Why would he be mad? They were trying to win as a team, against Fortune, why would he be mad? They won? Is his EGO that big? Is he trying to be heel? This makes absolutely no sense.
Post match the rest of Fortune ran down and beat up the good guys. This was stupid. Is this WCW NITRO? Again? EV2 came running down too. This was a huge melee ending, and it was exactly why WCW started to fail. Sabu hit the worst spot I've seen in a long time, and threw Williams through a table, or rather jumped on him. The show ended with all the guys brawling....I hate TNA.
NOT a complete loss, but definitely a weak showing from the #2 pro-wrestling company, and it's even more unfortunate that the #2 company sucks so bad compared to WWE. Not to say that WWE is so good, because they have their problems too.
On a final note.
Condolences go out to the family of Luna Vachon. She passed away this week. Another wrestling death...she wasn't even 50 years old. sadly, her house and all her possessions burned down, and she was found dead at her mother's house. Sadly, all my childhood memories are dying....Luna, from what I hear was a friendly face and great person to talk to outside of the ring, and was NOT like her character. mad Dog must be sad too.
Samoa Joe defeated Orlando Jordan
Kevin Nash defeated Double J
Beer Money defeated The FBI
The Motor City Machine Guns defeated The Young BUcks
Kurt Angle, The Pope, Jeff Hardy, and Anderson defeated Kaz, Aj Styles, Matt Morgan, and Douglas Williams
TNA Impact 8/26/10 Review
The show started with a recap of Fortune. I liked how they edit it all together, because it makes it far more important than it really is. They actually make it seem interesting, dare I say, worthwhile to watch?
Then things go to crap.
Dixie Carter is going to the ring!
Dixie in ring said that TNA has never been so successful...which is odd, because their ratings are at 1.0 which is what they were doing several years ago. She called out Ric Flair.
Ric Flair was ready to punch Dixie but out came Dixie's Real Life Husband? Yeah, apparently Dixie's Husband came out and Flair was going to whip him with his belt like they did with David Flair, but HOgan and his men came out...what a terrible segment.
Hogan came out and basically challenged FLair's guys with a group of psuedo Heels....and that was that..Fortune fought HOgan's idiots.
Samoa Joe defeated Orlando Jordan
Samoa JOe is back, and he's still fat. Joe sucks. Orlando Jordan went from being a major player in TNA, freaking out his opponents to getting squashed (no pun intended) by Samoa Joe. This match was stupid, and I'm tired of Orlando Jordan's character. This sucked. You didn't like it, you didn't care. FIRE JOE. Let him go serve tables at Applebees with Justin Credible.
Kevin Nash defeated Double J
Kevin Nash and Jarrett? Ugh...TNA basically screwed me over here. Both of these guys are far beyond their prime. I don't want to see either one of these guys wrestle. If you've seen 1 Kevin Nash match in TNA you've seen them all, and this was no different. A ref bump helped Sting interfere in this match and Nash wins. This match was worst than anything in WCW, there, I said it. STING SUCKS now, NASH IS OLD, JARRETT SUCKS TOO, this match was the dumbest thing I've seen in a long time in TNA or the old WCW.
Sting was beating up Jarrett when Hogan came in from behind and hit Sting with a chair. Yep....A Sting vs. Hogan feud? I'm sick of this stupid booking! How is this HELPING THE YOUNGER GUYS???
Beer Money defeated The FBI
I liked this match. I was surprised to see the FBI tonight against Beer Money. Despite the dominant BEER MONEY team, this match was further proof that if done right, the tag team division can be worthwhile. I liked the match, and thought that the FBI still had some fight in them. I think that with more teams, TNA has a winning combination, if they don't screw it up somehow.
Angelina Love and Velvet Sky were talking in ring? Ugh...they are going to be friends now? This is stupid...I hate this.....
The Motor City Machine Guns defeated The Young BUcks
Once again, the TNA tag division shows us that anything is possible. I thought this was the best tag team match I've seen in a long time. Seriously, this is the best tag team wrestling, even if it is all high spots. Sure, there's a lot of spots, and a lot of it has no in ring psychology, but still, it was fun to watch. If they can combine some psychology with all the spots, the TNA tag division might save the company. That's my two cents. Spot after spot, this match thrilled the fans, and after the smoked settled from so many high risk moves, the Motor City Machine Gun won this match.
Abyss fought EV2 backstage and into the arena. Abyss sucks.
Kurt Angle, The Pope, Jeff Hardy, and Anderson defeated Kaz, Aj Styles, Matt Morgan, and Douglas Williams
Jeff Hardy is getting fat. Angle is being hot shotted to the World Title. Anderson is stale. And fortune? Lame. This match was ok, I don't mind 8 man tags every now and again, unlike WWE which throws one at you at ever show, so it seems. This match showcased more tag team supremacy with Fortune working like a well oiled machine compared to the good guys, which struggled to get hot tags and maintain good action in this match up. This match ended with a lot of finishing moves, and bodies everywhere. Pope got a blind tag after an Angle Slam and pinned Kaz for the win.
The thing that was funny was that Angle was mad at the Pope. Why would he be mad? They were trying to win as a team, against Fortune, why would he be mad? They won? Is his EGO that big? Is he trying to be heel? This makes absolutely no sense.
Post match the rest of Fortune ran down and beat up the good guys. This was stupid. Is this WCW NITRO? Again? EV2 came running down too. This was a huge melee ending, and it was exactly why WCW started to fail. Sabu hit the worst spot I've seen in a long time, and threw Williams through a table, or rather jumped on him. The show ended with all the guys brawling....I hate TNA.
NOT a complete loss, but definitely a weak showing from the #2 pro-wrestling company, and it's even more unfortunate that the #2 company sucks so bad compared to WWE. Not to say that WWE is so good, because they have their problems too.
On a final note.
Condolences go out to the family of Luna Vachon. She passed away this week. Another wrestling death...she wasn't even 50 years old. sadly, her house and all her possessions burned down, and she was found dead at her mother's house. Sadly, all my childhood memories are dying....Luna, from what I hear was a friendly face and great person to talk to outside of the ring, and was NOT like her character. mad Dog must be sad too.
Friday, August 13, 2010
TNA Impact 8/12/10 The Whole FN Show Results and Review
TNA Impact 8/12/10 Results
Kurt Angle defeated Aj Styles
Angelina Love defeated Madison Rayne
Matt Morgan defeated The Pope & Mr. Anderson in a triple threat match
Jeff Hardy defeated Shannon Moore
The Motor City Machine Guns defeated Beer Money
RVD defeated Abyss in a Stairway to Janice Match
TNA Impact 8/12/10 Review
Kurt Angle defeated Aj Styles
Yes, this match was ppv caliber, yes, there were some great spots. I didn't hate this match, but it was really hard for me to suspend disbelief and assume that Kurt could lose here. Aj's new tattoo is so stupid looking. There were botches, which was relatively rare to see from these two...well not that rare but still. Angle looked like he was injured on a ddt, but he was playing hurt to get an Angle Slam in on Styles. Angle is NOT looking good, as he was severely winded in this match going on 7 minutes. Aj Styles taps out in one of the most predictable matches I've ever seen in my life.
Angelina Love defeated Madison Rayne
This match sucked. I hate the knockouts. The best part was the biker woman was almost de-masked. They took her helmet off but she had a mask on, and ran away. I think it was Madison Rayne...I can't tell anyone apart in this division any longer. The Whole F'N show sucks.
Matt Morgan defeated The Pope & Mr. Anderson in a triple threat match
This match was terribly booked. This was a big cluster, and while there was a few spots that I thought could've ended up well, it just wasn't done very well or clean. Anderson didn't even break a sweat here. He hit the MIC check on The Pope and Morgan ran in to get the pinfall victory. What could've been a quality match was ruined by lazy wrestling from all men involved.
Jeff Hardy defeated Shannon Moore
Shannon Moore is the mystery opponent? This is stupid. The match went longer than it should've and it wasn't terrible, but no one cares about these two right now. Jeff is getting fatter. Shannon Moore was hit with the Swanton and that was that...Hardy wins against a glorified jobber.
The Motor City Machine Guns defeated Beer Money
I am the only person that HATES seeing essentially 7 matches between these guys. I AM SICK OF SEEING THESE TWO TEAMS! I like the tag division, but I HATE repetition to this extent. This match was ok, but it seemed rushed and was a majority of high spots with no major psychology. I'm sick of seeing this crap. this match sucked, I said it. Their last match sucked, and aside from maybe 1 of the matches, this series SUCKED! It's painfully obvious that there's a lack of tag teams in TNA and in pro wrestling altogether.
RVD defeated Abyss in a Stairway to Janice Match
Eric Bischoff was the guest referee. RVD and Abyss had an extreme match that didn't see that stupid Janice thing come into play. Oh and RVD won via PINFALL! WHAT A LOAD OF CRAP! FIRE ALL THE TNA WRITERS! SERIOUSLY FIRE ALL OF THEM! This match was a cluster of stupidity, with just such terrible spots...who cares! I'm sick of this crap..so sick of this crap...what a terribl show, what a terrible match what a terrible show...RVD needs to just start getting better opponents.
The TNA people kept talking about HULK HOGAN having a great surprise. They hyped it at every turn. HOGAN came out with PYRO and after the main event, HOGAN came out and was getting a nice ovation. It was so stupid! I'm sick of watching this piece of crap. HOgan praised RVD and ugh...I'm sorry, this is just so stupid.
HOGAN said SABU was the most dangerous man in the business? Hogan said that about Macho, Luger, The Giant, and so much more. Ugh...Hogan's tired.
EV2 was invited out. All the former ECW guys showed up and that was the surprise? The lights went out and.....
when the lights came back on FOLEY was laid out.
What was it? It was TNA beating up all the EV2.0 guys!
Sandman came down the crowd and he got laid out too.
People were getting pbladed, peaople were getting beat. Out came Abyss and he beat down RVD.
FIRE ALL THE TNA WRITERS! FIRE ALL OF THEM! THIS IS STUPID! EV2.0 vs TNA?!?!?! SERIOUSLY?! This angle is just like the Nexus vs WWE thing....THIS IS SO STUPID!
Remember ECW did an invasion already. It was a ppv called INVASION!
Ric Flair came down to the ring smiling and laughing.
They cut to Abyss and RVD. RVD was full of blood and that was that. He was left in the back bleeing.
Flair then tried to attack Dixie Carter! That's right, FLair was ready to attack DIXIE!
There was a LOT OF BLOOD HERE! THIS IS STUPID THIS WAS THE WORST IMPACT EVER MADE!
RVD was so injured, he'll give up the title and they'll have a tournament.
Remember when Pope was going to get a title shot? Remember the 8 card stud tournament?
TNA SHOULD FIRE ALL THEIR WRITERS FIRE EVERYONE!
OH MY FREAKING....I give up...I haven't seen such a terrible night of wrestling in a long time. I can't believe this is modern professional wrestling. WHAT A LOAD OF CRAP!
Kurt Angle defeated Aj Styles
Angelina Love defeated Madison Rayne
Matt Morgan defeated The Pope & Mr. Anderson in a triple threat match
Jeff Hardy defeated Shannon Moore
The Motor City Machine Guns defeated Beer Money
RVD defeated Abyss in a Stairway to Janice Match
TNA Impact 8/12/10 Review
Kurt Angle defeated Aj Styles
Yes, this match was ppv caliber, yes, there were some great spots. I didn't hate this match, but it was really hard for me to suspend disbelief and assume that Kurt could lose here. Aj's new tattoo is so stupid looking. There were botches, which was relatively rare to see from these two...well not that rare but still. Angle looked like he was injured on a ddt, but he was playing hurt to get an Angle Slam in on Styles. Angle is NOT looking good, as he was severely winded in this match going on 7 minutes. Aj Styles taps out in one of the most predictable matches I've ever seen in my life.
Angelina Love defeated Madison Rayne
This match sucked. I hate the knockouts. The best part was the biker woman was almost de-masked. They took her helmet off but she had a mask on, and ran away. I think it was Madison Rayne...I can't tell anyone apart in this division any longer. The Whole F'N show sucks.
Matt Morgan defeated The Pope & Mr. Anderson in a triple threat match
This match was terribly booked. This was a big cluster, and while there was a few spots that I thought could've ended up well, it just wasn't done very well or clean. Anderson didn't even break a sweat here. He hit the MIC check on The Pope and Morgan ran in to get the pinfall victory. What could've been a quality match was ruined by lazy wrestling from all men involved.
Jeff Hardy defeated Shannon Moore
Shannon Moore is the mystery opponent? This is stupid. The match went longer than it should've and it wasn't terrible, but no one cares about these two right now. Jeff is getting fatter. Shannon Moore was hit with the Swanton and that was that...Hardy wins against a glorified jobber.
The Motor City Machine Guns defeated Beer Money
I am the only person that HATES seeing essentially 7 matches between these guys. I AM SICK OF SEEING THESE TWO TEAMS! I like the tag division, but I HATE repetition to this extent. This match was ok, but it seemed rushed and was a majority of high spots with no major psychology. I'm sick of seeing this crap. this match sucked, I said it. Their last match sucked, and aside from maybe 1 of the matches, this series SUCKED! It's painfully obvious that there's a lack of tag teams in TNA and in pro wrestling altogether.
RVD defeated Abyss in a Stairway to Janice Match
Eric Bischoff was the guest referee. RVD and Abyss had an extreme match that didn't see that stupid Janice thing come into play. Oh and RVD won via PINFALL! WHAT A LOAD OF CRAP! FIRE ALL THE TNA WRITERS! SERIOUSLY FIRE ALL OF THEM! This match was a cluster of stupidity, with just such terrible spots...who cares! I'm sick of this crap..so sick of this crap...what a terribl show, what a terrible match what a terrible show...RVD needs to just start getting better opponents.
The TNA people kept talking about HULK HOGAN having a great surprise. They hyped it at every turn. HOGAN came out with PYRO and after the main event, HOGAN came out and was getting a nice ovation. It was so stupid! I'm sick of watching this piece of crap. HOgan praised RVD and ugh...I'm sorry, this is just so stupid.
HOGAN said SABU was the most dangerous man in the business? Hogan said that about Macho, Luger, The Giant, and so much more. Ugh...Hogan's tired.
EV2 was invited out. All the former ECW guys showed up and that was the surprise? The lights went out and.....
when the lights came back on FOLEY was laid out.
What was it? It was TNA beating up all the EV2.0 guys!
Sandman came down the crowd and he got laid out too.
People were getting pbladed, peaople were getting beat. Out came Abyss and he beat down RVD.
FIRE ALL THE TNA WRITERS! FIRE ALL OF THEM! THIS IS STUPID! EV2.0 vs TNA?!?!?! SERIOUSLY?! This angle is just like the Nexus vs WWE thing....THIS IS SO STUPID!
Remember ECW did an invasion already. It was a ppv called INVASION!
Ric Flair came down to the ring smiling and laughing.
They cut to Abyss and RVD. RVD was full of blood and that was that. He was left in the back bleeing.
Flair then tried to attack Dixie Carter! That's right, FLair was ready to attack DIXIE!
There was a LOT OF BLOOD HERE! THIS IS STUPID THIS WAS THE WORST IMPACT EVER MADE!
RVD was so injured, he'll give up the title and they'll have a tournament.
Remember when Pope was going to get a title shot? Remember the 8 card stud tournament?
TNA SHOULD FIRE ALL THEIR WRITERS FIRE EVERYONE!
OH MY FREAKING....I give up...I haven't seen such a terrible night of wrestling in a long time. I can't believe this is modern professional wrestling. WHAT A LOAD OF CRAP!
Saturday, August 7, 2010
TNA Impact 8/5/10 Results and Review
TNA Impact 8/5/10 Results
Taylor Wilde & Hamada defeated The Beautiful People
AJ Styles defeated Rob Terry
The Motor City Machine Guns defeated Beer Money in an Destination X match
The Pope defeated Orlando Jordan
Ric Flair defeated Jay Lethal
Abyss & Raven vs Tommy Dreamer & RVD
TNA Impact 8/5/10 Review
Ugh...TNA started with a recap of last week and I was already tired of TNA. I've been doing a LOT of terrible wrestling and somehow, I have to deal with it all the time..nevermind, I was going to rant, but eh, no one cares.
The show opened up with the recap than went into Tommy Dreamer calling out Raven. He asked Raven why he beat up Dreamer.
The whole storyline is that Tommy Dreamer stole Raven's Girlfriend and that's it. He went on about how he was going to screw Dreamer's wife, and the two brawled on top of the stage while Abyss and RVD came out and wrestled. Foley came out with a barbed wire bat to the stomach.
Foley said that he was going to be the special guest referee for the night.
Is it just me or is Taz just phoning it in? He looked like he wasn't even trying tonight, and of course, he sucks.
I'm tired of this stuff...FIRE ALL THE TNA WRITERS!
Taylor Wilde & Hamada defeated The Beautiful People
I like Taylor Wilde, I think she'd be cool to hang out with and...uh...nevermind. Hamada can wrestle, so I was hoping for big things from this match for once. Lacey Von Erich is the WORST of the knockouts. No one could carry her, and Hamada was having a hard time wrestling a terribly rookie. Velvet Sky is my least favorite of the Beautiful People. The motorcycle woman came down and helped the beautiful people by giving lacey von erich a steel chair, but it was Taylor Wilde that kicked the chair into Von Erich and that was that. New champions!
AJ Styles defeated Rob Terry
The television title was defended here, and Styles was hitting hard, but not as hard as Terry. I like Terry, he's a nice counter what is now the standard "wrestling body" and a nice throwback to the 80's. Terry was throwing Aj Styles around like a rag doll, and it was good. After some cheating tactics the former World Champion hit the 450 Splash and won the match. Where is Orlando Jordan? I thought he was feuding with Rob Terry? Oh well.
The Motor City Machine Guns defeated Beer Money in an Destination X match
I didn't like this match. Yes, they put on quite a show, but come on! It's cookie cutter and you KNEW who was going to win. I'm sick of seeing this stupid crap. I'm tired of watching high spots and no psychology, and while I like both teams, I don't want to see them wrestle each week. At least not each other. I need something NEW! PLEASE!
Bischoff and Hogan came out and ran down the card for next week, which was boring. Out came Kevin Nash and beat up Hogan. That prompted Jeff Jarrett to come out and beat up Kevin Nash. That prompted STING to come out in Red Makeup and he used the bat on Jarrett. Sting hit Hogan in the head with a chair. Jarrett was knocked out. The announcers kept talking about how the Wolfpack is back, NWO WOLFPACK...I don't care...I'm sick of these storylines.
The Pope defeated Orlando Jordan
Orlando Jordan finally is getting a shot at wrestling, instead of just freaking everyone out. The Pope was fighting well, while Orlando Jordan was doing his normal weirdo wrestling moves. The Pope eventually got the upper hand thanks to Erik Young. Erik Young ran down to the ramp and started picking up all the money that dropped from the ceiling. The Dinero Express was hit and that was that, the Pope wins.
This makes no dang sense to me. Pope is a franchise TNA player and they could make him into a major ratings draw, but nope. Matt Morgan sneak attacked him and that prompted Anderson to run down to the ring with a chair, and that was that. I'm tired of TNA and their dumb writing, FIRE ALL THE TNA WRITERS!
Ric Flair defeated Jay Lethal
This was embarrassing. I can't believe that Lethal would for this. This is a spectacle. Flair and Lethal fought in a street fight. I kid you not. Lethal in Jeans and Flair in his suit gets completely dismembered. This was sad. Flair wrestled Lethal in his underwear at one point! YES! In his underwear! Flair was busted open and was bleeding like a stuck pig. Flair, with one shoe, one sock and his underwear was fighting what appeared to be a much smarter Lethal. Thanks to Douglas Williams knocking out Lethal, Flair wins, bleeding all over the ring all over Lethal, and wow...This is sad, but you know what? The 12 year old in me was marking out like crazy.
Raven & Abyss vs Rob Van Dam & Tommy Dreamer (no contest?)
This match was terrible. Dreamer can barely work with his bum knee. RVD was ok, and Abyss was ok. Raven was a non issue. The end of this match featured 1/2 of the old ECW roster come into the ring and start beating up Abyss. The Gore got stopped, and out came 3-D! They were ready to hit 3-D but out came Raven with a chair and stopped it all. I used to love Raven, but he just looks fat now. Bring back the normal hair and lose some weight!
The lights went out completely and in the ring was The SANDMAN! AKA HAK! SANDMAN went to town with the Kendo stick! Sandman hasn't aged a bit! SANDMAN IS IN TNA!!! BUT WHO CARES? FIRE ALL THE TNA WRITERS! FIRE ALL THE WHATEVER FIRE EVERYONE! SOMEONE PLEASE STOP THIS STUPIDITY!
The show ended with everyone in ring celebrating...I'm so sick of TNA right now...I'll have a Hardcore Justice review coming Monday...So tired.
Taylor Wilde & Hamada defeated The Beautiful People
AJ Styles defeated Rob Terry
The Motor City Machine Guns defeated Beer Money in an Destination X match
The Pope defeated Orlando Jordan
Ric Flair defeated Jay Lethal
Abyss & Raven vs Tommy Dreamer & RVD
TNA Impact 8/5/10 Review
Ugh...TNA started with a recap of last week and I was already tired of TNA. I've been doing a LOT of terrible wrestling and somehow, I have to deal with it all the time..nevermind, I was going to rant, but eh, no one cares.
The show opened up with the recap than went into Tommy Dreamer calling out Raven. He asked Raven why he beat up Dreamer.
The whole storyline is that Tommy Dreamer stole Raven's Girlfriend and that's it. He went on about how he was going to screw Dreamer's wife, and the two brawled on top of the stage while Abyss and RVD came out and wrestled. Foley came out with a barbed wire bat to the stomach.
Foley said that he was going to be the special guest referee for the night.
Is it just me or is Taz just phoning it in? He looked like he wasn't even trying tonight, and of course, he sucks.
I'm tired of this stuff...FIRE ALL THE TNA WRITERS!
Taylor Wilde & Hamada defeated The Beautiful People
I like Taylor Wilde, I think she'd be cool to hang out with and...uh...nevermind. Hamada can wrestle, so I was hoping for big things from this match for once. Lacey Von Erich is the WORST of the knockouts. No one could carry her, and Hamada was having a hard time wrestling a terribly rookie. Velvet Sky is my least favorite of the Beautiful People. The motorcycle woman came down and helped the beautiful people by giving lacey von erich a steel chair, but it was Taylor Wilde that kicked the chair into Von Erich and that was that. New champions!
AJ Styles defeated Rob Terry
The television title was defended here, and Styles was hitting hard, but not as hard as Terry. I like Terry, he's a nice counter what is now the standard "wrestling body" and a nice throwback to the 80's. Terry was throwing Aj Styles around like a rag doll, and it was good. After some cheating tactics the former World Champion hit the 450 Splash and won the match. Where is Orlando Jordan? I thought he was feuding with Rob Terry? Oh well.
The Motor City Machine Guns defeated Beer Money in an Destination X match
I didn't like this match. Yes, they put on quite a show, but come on! It's cookie cutter and you KNEW who was going to win. I'm sick of seeing this stupid crap. I'm tired of watching high spots and no psychology, and while I like both teams, I don't want to see them wrestle each week. At least not each other. I need something NEW! PLEASE!
Bischoff and Hogan came out and ran down the card for next week, which was boring. Out came Kevin Nash and beat up Hogan. That prompted Jeff Jarrett to come out and beat up Kevin Nash. That prompted STING to come out in Red Makeup and he used the bat on Jarrett. Sting hit Hogan in the head with a chair. Jarrett was knocked out. The announcers kept talking about how the Wolfpack is back, NWO WOLFPACK...I don't care...I'm sick of these storylines.
The Pope defeated Orlando Jordan
Orlando Jordan finally is getting a shot at wrestling, instead of just freaking everyone out. The Pope was fighting well, while Orlando Jordan was doing his normal weirdo wrestling moves. The Pope eventually got the upper hand thanks to Erik Young. Erik Young ran down to the ramp and started picking up all the money that dropped from the ceiling. The Dinero Express was hit and that was that, the Pope wins.
This makes no dang sense to me. Pope is a franchise TNA player and they could make him into a major ratings draw, but nope. Matt Morgan sneak attacked him and that prompted Anderson to run down to the ring with a chair, and that was that. I'm tired of TNA and their dumb writing, FIRE ALL THE TNA WRITERS!
Ric Flair defeated Jay Lethal
This was embarrassing. I can't believe that Lethal would for this. This is a spectacle. Flair and Lethal fought in a street fight. I kid you not. Lethal in Jeans and Flair in his suit gets completely dismembered. This was sad. Flair wrestled Lethal in his underwear at one point! YES! In his underwear! Flair was busted open and was bleeding like a stuck pig. Flair, with one shoe, one sock and his underwear was fighting what appeared to be a much smarter Lethal. Thanks to Douglas Williams knocking out Lethal, Flair wins, bleeding all over the ring all over Lethal, and wow...This is sad, but you know what? The 12 year old in me was marking out like crazy.
Raven & Abyss vs Rob Van Dam & Tommy Dreamer (no contest?)
This match was terrible. Dreamer can barely work with his bum knee. RVD was ok, and Abyss was ok. Raven was a non issue. The end of this match featured 1/2 of the old ECW roster come into the ring and start beating up Abyss. The Gore got stopped, and out came 3-D! They were ready to hit 3-D but out came Raven with a chair and stopped it all. I used to love Raven, but he just looks fat now. Bring back the normal hair and lose some weight!
The lights went out completely and in the ring was The SANDMAN! AKA HAK! SANDMAN went to town with the Kendo stick! Sandman hasn't aged a bit! SANDMAN IS IN TNA!!! BUT WHO CARES? FIRE ALL THE TNA WRITERS! FIRE ALL THE WHATEVER FIRE EVERYONE! SOMEONE PLEASE STOP THIS STUPIDITY!
The show ended with everyone in ring celebrating...I'm so sick of TNA right now...I'll have a Hardcore Justice review coming Monday...So tired.
Friday, July 30, 2010
TNA Impact 7/29/10 Results and Review
TNA Impact 7/29/10 Results
Angelina Love defeated Sarita
Ink Inc defeated Orlando Jordan, a Mannequin and Erik Young
The Motor City Machine Guns defeated Beer Money in a steel cage match
Anderson & Hardy defeated Gunner, Murphy, and Matt Morgan
Rob Terry defeated kaz
Abyss defeated Tommy Dreamer in a hardcore match
TNA Impact 7/29/10 Review
The show started with Tommy Dreamer in ring with some other ECW alumni and they were talking about random crap. I don't know, but the crowd seemed to be going nuts for it.
Hogan came out and was for the whole ECW thing and then came out AByss to oppose them...I don't know, this whole thing was lame. Then the footage cut to backstage with the Beautiful People, and out of all of them, I like Madison Rayne best. Just sayin. There is a rift with them, and I'm not sure why they are continuing to build that team up.
Angelina Love defeated Sarita
I couldn't believe that we were seeing a throwback to the old Knockout division. This match had Sarita looking like a million bucks against Angelina Love. While the wrestling wasn't exactly the most technical in the world, the match did feature some greatness, and Sarita was starting to actually work and look good to me. Both as a wrestler and as a sexy woman...which is an odd thing to say, I know. That all being said, I don't like Angelina Love and her offense. Her head seems too big for her body and her fake boobs are ridiculous. She won this match after taking a large amount of offense, and I didn't care...at least there were some good points of interest.
Orlando Jordan and Erik Young are teaming up? What in the world? Lame. Who kidnapped SAMOA JOE???
Ink Inc defeated Orlando Jordan, a Mannequin and Erik Young
This was just a weird match up. Orlando jordan lost a squash match. Ink Inc beat up Orlando JOrdan and Erik Young brought a mannequin into the rin...and well, they tried to make it part of the match. I have no idea what the deal was, and it was just stupid to say the least. Erik Young is lame, fire him already.
Flair came out to introduce his new group and it seemed that beer Money was going to be the next two in the group. I don't know about you, but this whole thing sucked. The micwork sucks, and the group is taking a backseat to the ECW invasion, and I'm tired of the teasing and what not that has been part of this angle from the start. Aj Styles is ok, when he's not trying to imitate Flair. Kazarian sucks. Beer Money is good on their own, not with a group.
The Motor City Machine Guns defeated Beer Money in a steel cage match
THis match was your standard tag team match, only it was inside a steel cage. The best part about this match was that people were busted wide open! FINALLY SOME BLOOD! If you're going to have a cage match and the cage is going to act as a weapon, someone has to bleed. It doesn't have to be sick, but it adds a bit of flavor to the match that otherwise doesn't exist. As far as tag team steel cage matche sgo, there aren't a lot of them, but this one was definitely up to snuff. I liked it, and though it wasn't as great as the one that Steve Austin & Brian Pillman had againts Ricky Steamboat & Shane Douglas, this was definitely one of the best television matches I've seen in a long time. This thing went back and forth and I thought for sure Beer Money had it several times, and I thought for sure The Machine Guns were going over, but it took time and nearfalls and blood spilled, before this thing finally came to a close. With an accidental beer bottle to the head of the Robert Roode, this match was over with a nice ending to one of the best matches I've seen on free television in a long time.
Mr. Anderson and Matt Morgan brawled in ring with a mic. I liked this segment and it finally gave Morgan a dominant position against a more serious opponent. Jeff Hardy ran down to save Anerson from more abuse, and it lookedl ike Morgan is back to his giant status, although, he did get pummeled by Fat Ass Jeff Hardy.
Rob Terry defeated Kaz
A squash match that ended in twenty seconds...not sure why they had this match.
Anderson & Hardy defeated Gunner, Murphy, and Matt Morgan
Two security guys fought Anderson and Hardy? THis was just stupid to me, and I'm not sure what was the whole poitn of this. It was just another lame match, and Anderson and Hardy won, that's that. Morgan left the ring before anything crazy went down.
RVD and Abyss brawled and that prompted Tommy Dreamer to come out for a match.
Abyss defeated Tommy Dreamer in a hardcore match
Tommy Dreamer, for having a torn mcl, sure found a way to make it through a hardcore match with Abyss. I'm not sure why TNA made this the main event, and for the most part it was just Abyss getting the hell kicked out of him with a variety of weapons. Tommy didn't take a lot of punishment at first, but eventually (as I knew would happen) took some damage. Abyss sucks, but I guess this match wasn't the worst thing in the entire world, it just doesn't make sense to me why TNA would put so much effort into former ECW guys, especially now. Plus, I thought Dreamer wanted to retire? Whatever. The match eventually ended with Abyss slamming Dreamer into a barbed wire board, and that was that.
Raven ran down with a chair. Raven's fat now.
Raven then turned on Tommy Dreamer. He hit the EVenflow DDT on Tommy Dreamer and that was that...I guess.
Angelina Love defeated Sarita
Ink Inc defeated Orlando Jordan, a Mannequin and Erik Young
The Motor City Machine Guns defeated Beer Money in a steel cage match
Anderson & Hardy defeated Gunner, Murphy, and Matt Morgan
Rob Terry defeated kaz
Abyss defeated Tommy Dreamer in a hardcore match
TNA Impact 7/29/10 Review
The show started with Tommy Dreamer in ring with some other ECW alumni and they were talking about random crap. I don't know, but the crowd seemed to be going nuts for it.
Hogan came out and was for the whole ECW thing and then came out AByss to oppose them...I don't know, this whole thing was lame. Then the footage cut to backstage with the Beautiful People, and out of all of them, I like Madison Rayne best. Just sayin. There is a rift with them, and I'm not sure why they are continuing to build that team up.
Angelina Love defeated Sarita
I couldn't believe that we were seeing a throwback to the old Knockout division. This match had Sarita looking like a million bucks against Angelina Love. While the wrestling wasn't exactly the most technical in the world, the match did feature some greatness, and Sarita was starting to actually work and look good to me. Both as a wrestler and as a sexy woman...which is an odd thing to say, I know. That all being said, I don't like Angelina Love and her offense. Her head seems too big for her body and her fake boobs are ridiculous. She won this match after taking a large amount of offense, and I didn't care...at least there were some good points of interest.
Orlando Jordan and Erik Young are teaming up? What in the world? Lame. Who kidnapped SAMOA JOE???
Ink Inc defeated Orlando Jordan, a Mannequin and Erik Young
This was just a weird match up. Orlando jordan lost a squash match. Ink Inc beat up Orlando JOrdan and Erik Young brought a mannequin into the rin...and well, they tried to make it part of the match. I have no idea what the deal was, and it was just stupid to say the least. Erik Young is lame, fire him already.
Flair came out to introduce his new group and it seemed that beer Money was going to be the next two in the group. I don't know about you, but this whole thing sucked. The micwork sucks, and the group is taking a backseat to the ECW invasion, and I'm tired of the teasing and what not that has been part of this angle from the start. Aj Styles is ok, when he's not trying to imitate Flair. Kazarian sucks. Beer Money is good on their own, not with a group.
The Motor City Machine Guns defeated Beer Money in a steel cage match
THis match was your standard tag team match, only it was inside a steel cage. The best part about this match was that people were busted wide open! FINALLY SOME BLOOD! If you're going to have a cage match and the cage is going to act as a weapon, someone has to bleed. It doesn't have to be sick, but it adds a bit of flavor to the match that otherwise doesn't exist. As far as tag team steel cage matche sgo, there aren't a lot of them, but this one was definitely up to snuff. I liked it, and though it wasn't as great as the one that Steve Austin & Brian Pillman had againts Ricky Steamboat & Shane Douglas, this was definitely one of the best television matches I've seen in a long time. This thing went back and forth and I thought for sure Beer Money had it several times, and I thought for sure The Machine Guns were going over, but it took time and nearfalls and blood spilled, before this thing finally came to a close. With an accidental beer bottle to the head of the Robert Roode, this match was over with a nice ending to one of the best matches I've seen on free television in a long time.
Mr. Anderson and Matt Morgan brawled in ring with a mic. I liked this segment and it finally gave Morgan a dominant position against a more serious opponent. Jeff Hardy ran down to save Anerson from more abuse, and it lookedl ike Morgan is back to his giant status, although, he did get pummeled by Fat Ass Jeff Hardy.
Rob Terry defeated Kaz
A squash match that ended in twenty seconds...not sure why they had this match.
Anderson & Hardy defeated Gunner, Murphy, and Matt Morgan
Two security guys fought Anderson and Hardy? THis was just stupid to me, and I'm not sure what was the whole poitn of this. It was just another lame match, and Anderson and Hardy won, that's that. Morgan left the ring before anything crazy went down.
RVD and Abyss brawled and that prompted Tommy Dreamer to come out for a match.
Abyss defeated Tommy Dreamer in a hardcore match
Tommy Dreamer, for having a torn mcl, sure found a way to make it through a hardcore match with Abyss. I'm not sure why TNA made this the main event, and for the most part it was just Abyss getting the hell kicked out of him with a variety of weapons. Tommy didn't take a lot of punishment at first, but eventually (as I knew would happen) took some damage. Abyss sucks, but I guess this match wasn't the worst thing in the entire world, it just doesn't make sense to me why TNA would put so much effort into former ECW guys, especially now. Plus, I thought Dreamer wanted to retire? Whatever. The match eventually ended with Abyss slamming Dreamer into a barbed wire board, and that was that.
Raven ran down with a chair. Raven's fat now.
Raven then turned on Tommy Dreamer. He hit the EVenflow DDT on Tommy Dreamer and that was that...I guess.
Friday, July 23, 2010
TNA Impact 7/22/10 Results and Review
TNA Impact 7/22/10 Results
Aj Styles defeated Rob Terry For the Global Title
Taylor Wilde & Angelina Love defeated Sarita & Madison Rayne
Kurt Angle defeated Super Mex
Jeff Hardy vs Samoa Joe fought to a time limit draw
Mr. Anderson defeated Matt Morgan
Beer Money defeated The Motor City Machine Guns in a street fight
TNA Impact 7/22/10 Review
The show opened up yet again with another promo of Abyss and it sucked. I hated it. It's stupid. ABYSS IS THE WORST TNA WRESTLER EVER! FIRE ALL THE TNA WRITERS FOR PROMOTING ABYSS!
FIRE ALL THE TNAWRITERS FOR THIS ECW invasion.....man, I'm so tired.
Extreme Invitation is the name of the show....I'm tired. Argh!
Aj Styles defeated Rob Terry For the Global Title
I know a lot of people hate Rob Terry, but I like him. I like that he's jacked and a freak. I like how others can really “bump” to his move set, which is really powerful. It's all run and gun not much else. I like it. Kaz was at ringside, and Styles was having a hard time with Terry early on. Terry was throwing AJ around quite well and I liked it. I like the throwback to simpler wrestling times with larger than life muscular wrestlers. Styles won after reversing a suplex and getting Kaz to hold Terry's leg. Not a bad ending, but not a great match up either. I liked it, it just wasn't insane.
Taylor Wilde & Angelina Love defeated Sarita & Madison Rayne
**Earl Hebner told Angelina Love that she was no longer the Knockouts Champion since they couldn't prove who was the one that interfered. No one cares about that title.
This match was interesting to me, only because I like Taylor Wilde...i'd “hit dat” if you know what I mean. Just sayin. Alright, this match was your standard match up featuring the women. It had less botches than usual, and there were a few nice spots. Sarita has some skills that's for sure, and the only highlight was seeing Sarita and Taylor Wilde try to put on some legit wrestling. I was hoping for a wardrobe malfunction, but oh well. Aneglina Love won this match, but it wasn't great.
Post match, the Motorcycle Rider showed up, helped the beautiful people and then left with Sarita, the Motorcycle girl and Taylor Wilde. Whatever.
Kurt Angle defeated Super Mex
Super Mex had this match won at several moments in the match. There were some sick moves shown here, and Hernandez looked really confident at different stages but out of nowhere Angle started to show signs of life. He hit the Angle Slam and this one looked like yet another win for Angle. Angle missed the moonsault which was interesting, and even though I knew who the winner would be, I was intrigued to see how much offense Hernandez got in before Angle squeeked by yet another ranked wrestler. Hernandez eventually tapped out to the Ankle Lock Submission.
Kevin Nash was in ring and wanted to talk to Jeff Jarrett. The two squared off with mic's in the ring.
Jeff Hardy vs Samoa Joe fought to a time limit draw
Samoa Joe was dominant for a good part of this match. For whatever reason, Jeff hardy continues to get put into ppv caliber match ups, but isn't given nearly enough time to make it interesting. Joe is interesting to watch, when there's a reason to, but right now, I don't care. WHO KIDNAPPED SAMOA JOE???? WHO KIDNAPPED HIM? I don't care. Hardy sucks. This match was half-speed for a lot of moments. Joe was able to maintain a good sense of in-ring presence and this match was given a time limit so it was interesting to see if the two were trying to just match the limit. The guys ended up fighting each other fast towards the end and they fought to a 15 limit draw.
I liked that they fought to a limit. That'll set up a future ppv match up, for sure.
Mr. Anderson defeated Matt Morgan
Mr. Anderson fought the near 7 footer in this match and looked like he was going down for the count. I thought for sure Morgan was going over here, but after a few minutes of Anderson playing hurt, he eventually hit the Mic Check and this thing was over.
Matt Morgan knocked out Anderson with the mic and bloodied him. Morgan sucks now.
Beer Money defeated The Motor City Machine Guns in a street fight
I'm sick of these two teams, I'm sorry. The guys brawled in a street fight match up and I liked it. I like street fights, so I went with it. The Machine Guns were fighting a good fight overall but beer Money stole the match after using the broken beer bottle and a super kick. I liked it. I liked several key big moves and tandem moves, alongside the cheating ways of Beer Money, now if only there were more teams to give the division a little more depth.
Dixie Carter was in ring with a mic and out came the former ECW guys and Mick Foley.
Dixie on the mic sucks....argh...the old-ass ecw guys are just old...it's kind of pathetic to see, just sayin. This was stupid, and I was yawning so hard...no one cares about these ecw guys, no one cares! Come on! FIRE ALL THE TNA WRITERS!
So, apparently there will be a one night stand? Or something? I don't know, the ending didn't make sense to me.
Aj Styles defeated Rob Terry For the Global Title
Taylor Wilde & Angelina Love defeated Sarita & Madison Rayne
Kurt Angle defeated Super Mex
Jeff Hardy vs Samoa Joe fought to a time limit draw
Mr. Anderson defeated Matt Morgan
Beer Money defeated The Motor City Machine Guns in a street fight
TNA Impact 7/22/10 Review
The show opened up yet again with another promo of Abyss and it sucked. I hated it. It's stupid. ABYSS IS THE WORST TNA WRESTLER EVER! FIRE ALL THE TNA WRITERS FOR PROMOTING ABYSS!
FIRE ALL THE TNAWRITERS FOR THIS ECW invasion.....man, I'm so tired.
Extreme Invitation is the name of the show....I'm tired. Argh!
Aj Styles defeated Rob Terry For the Global Title
I know a lot of people hate Rob Terry, but I like him. I like that he's jacked and a freak. I like how others can really “bump” to his move set, which is really powerful. It's all run and gun not much else. I like it. Kaz was at ringside, and Styles was having a hard time with Terry early on. Terry was throwing AJ around quite well and I liked it. I like the throwback to simpler wrestling times with larger than life muscular wrestlers. Styles won after reversing a suplex and getting Kaz to hold Terry's leg. Not a bad ending, but not a great match up either. I liked it, it just wasn't insane.
Taylor Wilde & Angelina Love defeated Sarita & Madison Rayne
**Earl Hebner told Angelina Love that she was no longer the Knockouts Champion since they couldn't prove who was the one that interfered. No one cares about that title.
This match was interesting to me, only because I like Taylor Wilde...i'd “hit dat” if you know what I mean. Just sayin. Alright, this match was your standard match up featuring the women. It had less botches than usual, and there were a few nice spots. Sarita has some skills that's for sure, and the only highlight was seeing Sarita and Taylor Wilde try to put on some legit wrestling. I was hoping for a wardrobe malfunction, but oh well. Aneglina Love won this match, but it wasn't great.
Post match, the Motorcycle Rider showed up, helped the beautiful people and then left with Sarita, the Motorcycle girl and Taylor Wilde. Whatever.
Kurt Angle defeated Super Mex
Super Mex had this match won at several moments in the match. There were some sick moves shown here, and Hernandez looked really confident at different stages but out of nowhere Angle started to show signs of life. He hit the Angle Slam and this one looked like yet another win for Angle. Angle missed the moonsault which was interesting, and even though I knew who the winner would be, I was intrigued to see how much offense Hernandez got in before Angle squeeked by yet another ranked wrestler. Hernandez eventually tapped out to the Ankle Lock Submission.
Kevin Nash was in ring and wanted to talk to Jeff Jarrett. The two squared off with mic's in the ring.
Jeff Hardy vs Samoa Joe fought to a time limit draw
Samoa Joe was dominant for a good part of this match. For whatever reason, Jeff hardy continues to get put into ppv caliber match ups, but isn't given nearly enough time to make it interesting. Joe is interesting to watch, when there's a reason to, but right now, I don't care. WHO KIDNAPPED SAMOA JOE???? WHO KIDNAPPED HIM? I don't care. Hardy sucks. This match was half-speed for a lot of moments. Joe was able to maintain a good sense of in-ring presence and this match was given a time limit so it was interesting to see if the two were trying to just match the limit. The guys ended up fighting each other fast towards the end and they fought to a 15 limit draw.
I liked that they fought to a limit. That'll set up a future ppv match up, for sure.
Mr. Anderson defeated Matt Morgan
Mr. Anderson fought the near 7 footer in this match and looked like he was going down for the count. I thought for sure Morgan was going over here, but after a few minutes of Anderson playing hurt, he eventually hit the Mic Check and this thing was over.
Matt Morgan knocked out Anderson with the mic and bloodied him. Morgan sucks now.
Beer Money defeated The Motor City Machine Guns in a street fight
I'm sick of these two teams, I'm sorry. The guys brawled in a street fight match up and I liked it. I like street fights, so I went with it. The Machine Guns were fighting a good fight overall but beer Money stole the match after using the broken beer bottle and a super kick. I liked it. I liked several key big moves and tandem moves, alongside the cheating ways of Beer Money, now if only there were more teams to give the division a little more depth.
Dixie Carter was in ring with a mic and out came the former ECW guys and Mick Foley.
Dixie on the mic sucks....argh...the old-ass ecw guys are just old...it's kind of pathetic to see, just sayin. This was stupid, and I was yawning so hard...no one cares about these ecw guys, no one cares! Come on! FIRE ALL THE TNA WRITERS!
So, apparently there will be a one night stand? Or something? I don't know, the ending didn't make sense to me.
Friday, July 16, 2010
TNA Impact 7/15/10 Results and Review
TNA Impact 7/15/10 Results
Sarita defeated Taylor Wilde in a hardcore match
Brian Kendrick defeated Doug Williams in an I Quit Match
Samoa Joe defeated Rob Terry & Desmond Wolfe in a triple threat match
Beer Money defeated The Motor City Machine Guns in a ladder match
Jeff Hardy defeated Jay Lethal
TNA Impact 7/15/10 Review
There were so many spoilers for this week's Impact that if you weren't careful You would miss the surprise. I managed to get minimal spoilers, but still found out that this show was going to be somewhat epic, epic if this was 2001.
A new Top 10 was announced and it was pretty obvious. Jeff Hardy and Abyss were #1 and #2, and I don't know why. I'm SO SICK OF ABYSS! PLEASE WRITE HIM OFF THE SHOW! HE IS THE WORST CHARACTER IN TNA! THERE IS NO REASON TO HAVE ABYSS ON TV OR IN TNA HE SUCKS, I HATE ABYSS, THERE I SAID IT, I HATE ABYSS!
The show started with the worst gimmick and character in pro-wrestling, and he brought a side of beef to the ring, and it was stupid. That's how people get diseases, throwing meat into the ring....ugh..I'm so tired of Abyss. Abyss started calling out RVD and what not, whatever, FU ABYSS.
Sarita defeated Taylor Wilde in a hardcore match
This match was stupid, the Knockouts were taking stupid mistakes and this match was not necessary. Sartia took some sick shots and whether they were intentional or not, the two women were hurting each other in a way that definitely was like the old ECW. This street fight was just not that great, and had the worst finish ever. Sarita choked out Taylor Wilde with a purse and that was that, Taylor Wilde apparently was out cold. What a terrible match, there's no need for it.
Brian Kendrick defeated Doug Williams in an I Quit Match
This was one of the worst x-division matches I've seen in a long time. Kendrick and Williams can work, but with limited time and a gimmick like an “I Quit” gimmick, they couldn't really do much. Kendrick eventually won with a cobra clutch, but not before he countered a few of Williams finishers. This fast match was non-title and got Williams to quit. Seriously, this rushed match was terrible, I have no idea why TNA books such terrible matches with NO time to execute anything memorable.
Big Sexy Kevin Nash came to ringside after the match was over and got on the mic. Nash chokeslammed Kendrick to hell, then got on the mic. Nash basically said he was going to take out the x-division. Before he could take out Kendrick further, out came Jeff Jarrett to talk to Nash. I'm not sure what was going on with this, but whatever, Nash and Jarrett going to feud? I don't understand the TNA wrtiers.
Samoa Joe defeated Rob Terry & Desmond Wolfe in a triple threat match
Magnus got into the broadcast booth. This triple threat match was catering to Rob Terry and his big moves. Joe and Desmond fought each other at times, but it was Terry that was getting a lot of the focus, at least early on. Joe and Terry fought against Desmond and working as a team instead of fighting each other. Samoa Joe got the win by making Desmond Wolfe tap out, and that was that. The belt wasn't on the line, but I guess this wasn't half bad. Samao Joe gave some props to Rob Terry and that was that.
WHY IS THERE A BEST OF FIVE TAG TEAM MATCH UP? WHY?????I HATE THIS I DO NOT WANT TO SEE The Motor City Machine Guns fight Beer Money five times!!!?!?! FIRE ALL THE TNA WRITERS ALL OF THEM!!!!
Beer Money defeated The Motor City Machine Guns in a ladder match
This match wasn't that great. Sure, it had a few moments and some nice quick moves and bumps, but it didn't matter to me. It's a best of 5! Who cares?!?! This is what happens when you don't have that many tag teams to make the division worthwhile. If you like high spots and fast paced wrestling, this match had that, but it didn't mean anything as it wasn't for the titles. Beer Money won after Sabin was hit in the head with a beer bottle.
Once again, I DO NOT WANT TO SEE A BEST OF FIVE WITH THESE TWO TEAMS!
The Pope D'Angelo Dinero defeated Matt Morgan
This fast match was a quick run through and had the Pope coming out on top against Matt Morgan. Morgan didn't just roll over either, but with limited time, a lot of this match just seemed rushed. Matt Morgan lost to the Pope's Codebreaker-esque finisher, and then got angry.
Post match Matt Morgan hit the Carbon Foot Print and was looking strong, after he had already lost against the pope. Mr. Anderson jumped into the ring and started taking out Matt Morgan. Anderson is going after Morgan now? Why? I guess.
The Beautiful People were arguing in ring, and Angelina Love came out and the group exchanged words. The Beautiful People seemed to be breaking up, and that's fine. Angelina Love was at the top of the ramp and was invited to fight....once again: FIRE ALL THE TNA WRITERS ALL OF THEM FIRE THEM! THIS WAS THE WORST, MOST ANNOYING SEGMENT OF TNA!
Angelina Love and Madison Rayne fought each other and that was that. The girl on the motorcycle showed up and beat up Angelina Love. Madison Rayne hit Angelina Love with a nic,e DDT on a steel chair, and I for once cared. The Mystery woman drove off and that was that. I still think that the TNA writers should be fired.
Jeff Hardy defeated Jay Lethal
This is somewhat of a dream match, just because both of these guys can turn on the wrestling quite well. This match was fast paced and featured some great high points, but it was painfually obvious that Lethal is in better shape. Hardy got sluggish towards the end of the match and was winded, his gut nearly falling out of his weird looking outfit. Jay Lethal managed to take most of the highlights in this match, at least in my view. I liked this match more than I would usually do, simply because of Lethal's quickness. Hardy won after the Swanton, ending the best TNA match I've seen since Kurt Angle defeated Amazing Red. If only more matches were like this one, maybe TNA would actually get more credibility. Sure, it wasn't the greatest match TNA has put on, but it was interesting enough to keep my attention.
Ric Flair was in ring and was announcing the first two members of Fortune, it was Kazarian and Aj Styles, but out came Desmond Wolfe. Desmond Wolfe on the mic was quite good, and though brief, was well worth the few seconds of air time. Abyss came down for whatever reason and Fortune ran out of the ring. Who cares about ABYSS? SERIOUSLY? WHY? THIS GUY SUCKS!
RVD was confronted by Abyss and RVD fought the big man quickly and took care of the big guy. Abyss overpowered the champ towards the end. This thing was getting bad, and right when Abyss was going to hit RVD with the nail bat, out came Mick Foley.
ECW INVADES TNA
Foley came out and the ECW rushed Abyss. The ECW guys invaded the ring and just beat up Abyss and the security guys. Out came the TNA locker room and they got beat up as well. This is the worst Invasion angle ever played out. Why would the TNA locker room clear out? What do they care if Abyss gets beat up?
D-Lo Brown was out there, Al Snow, RVD turned in this invasion too. Anyone that had anything to do with ECW was now on the ECW side of things.
As far as Invasions goes, the ECW invasion of TNA is completely stupid. The way it has played out for no apparent reason is just stupid. Getting Jeff Jarrett to come out to try and stop things was dumb, the Police showed up? Two officers showed up and that is supposed to calm the situation?
Dixie Carter got on the mic and started yelling for them to stop. Dixie said that she invited the ECW guys and she turned! DIXIE TURNED ON TNA!
STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID! FIRE ALL THE TNA WRITERS FIRE THEM ALL!
Two invasion angles going on in wrestling at the same time? What is this 1999?
I'm sick of this crap. ARGH!
Sarita defeated Taylor Wilde in a hardcore match
Brian Kendrick defeated Doug Williams in an I Quit Match
Samoa Joe defeated Rob Terry & Desmond Wolfe in a triple threat match
Beer Money defeated The Motor City Machine Guns in a ladder match
Jeff Hardy defeated Jay Lethal
TNA Impact 7/15/10 Review
There were so many spoilers for this week's Impact that if you weren't careful You would miss the surprise. I managed to get minimal spoilers, but still found out that this show was going to be somewhat epic, epic if this was 2001.
A new Top 10 was announced and it was pretty obvious. Jeff Hardy and Abyss were #1 and #2, and I don't know why. I'm SO SICK OF ABYSS! PLEASE WRITE HIM OFF THE SHOW! HE IS THE WORST CHARACTER IN TNA! THERE IS NO REASON TO HAVE ABYSS ON TV OR IN TNA HE SUCKS, I HATE ABYSS, THERE I SAID IT, I HATE ABYSS!
The show started with the worst gimmick and character in pro-wrestling, and he brought a side of beef to the ring, and it was stupid. That's how people get diseases, throwing meat into the ring....ugh..I'm so tired of Abyss. Abyss started calling out RVD and what not, whatever, FU ABYSS.
Sarita defeated Taylor Wilde in a hardcore match
This match was stupid, the Knockouts were taking stupid mistakes and this match was not necessary. Sartia took some sick shots and whether they were intentional or not, the two women were hurting each other in a way that definitely was like the old ECW. This street fight was just not that great, and had the worst finish ever. Sarita choked out Taylor Wilde with a purse and that was that, Taylor Wilde apparently was out cold. What a terrible match, there's no need for it.
Brian Kendrick defeated Doug Williams in an I Quit Match
This was one of the worst x-division matches I've seen in a long time. Kendrick and Williams can work, but with limited time and a gimmick like an “I Quit” gimmick, they couldn't really do much. Kendrick eventually won with a cobra clutch, but not before he countered a few of Williams finishers. This fast match was non-title and got Williams to quit. Seriously, this rushed match was terrible, I have no idea why TNA books such terrible matches with NO time to execute anything memorable.
Big Sexy Kevin Nash came to ringside after the match was over and got on the mic. Nash chokeslammed Kendrick to hell, then got on the mic. Nash basically said he was going to take out the x-division. Before he could take out Kendrick further, out came Jeff Jarrett to talk to Nash. I'm not sure what was going on with this, but whatever, Nash and Jarrett going to feud? I don't understand the TNA wrtiers.
Samoa Joe defeated Rob Terry & Desmond Wolfe in a triple threat match
Magnus got into the broadcast booth. This triple threat match was catering to Rob Terry and his big moves. Joe and Desmond fought each other at times, but it was Terry that was getting a lot of the focus, at least early on. Joe and Terry fought against Desmond and working as a team instead of fighting each other. Samoa Joe got the win by making Desmond Wolfe tap out, and that was that. The belt wasn't on the line, but I guess this wasn't half bad. Samao Joe gave some props to Rob Terry and that was that.
WHY IS THERE A BEST OF FIVE TAG TEAM MATCH UP? WHY?????I HATE THIS I DO NOT WANT TO SEE The Motor City Machine Guns fight Beer Money five times!!!?!?! FIRE ALL THE TNA WRITERS ALL OF THEM!!!!
Beer Money defeated The Motor City Machine Guns in a ladder match
This match wasn't that great. Sure, it had a few moments and some nice quick moves and bumps, but it didn't matter to me. It's a best of 5! Who cares?!?! This is what happens when you don't have that many tag teams to make the division worthwhile. If you like high spots and fast paced wrestling, this match had that, but it didn't mean anything as it wasn't for the titles. Beer Money won after Sabin was hit in the head with a beer bottle.
Once again, I DO NOT WANT TO SEE A BEST OF FIVE WITH THESE TWO TEAMS!
The Pope D'Angelo Dinero defeated Matt Morgan
This fast match was a quick run through and had the Pope coming out on top against Matt Morgan. Morgan didn't just roll over either, but with limited time, a lot of this match just seemed rushed. Matt Morgan lost to the Pope's Codebreaker-esque finisher, and then got angry.
Post match Matt Morgan hit the Carbon Foot Print and was looking strong, after he had already lost against the pope. Mr. Anderson jumped into the ring and started taking out Matt Morgan. Anderson is going after Morgan now? Why? I guess.
The Beautiful People were arguing in ring, and Angelina Love came out and the group exchanged words. The Beautiful People seemed to be breaking up, and that's fine. Angelina Love was at the top of the ramp and was invited to fight....once again: FIRE ALL THE TNA WRITERS ALL OF THEM FIRE THEM! THIS WAS THE WORST, MOST ANNOYING SEGMENT OF TNA!
Angelina Love and Madison Rayne fought each other and that was that. The girl on the motorcycle showed up and beat up Angelina Love. Madison Rayne hit Angelina Love with a nic,e DDT on a steel chair, and I for once cared. The Mystery woman drove off and that was that. I still think that the TNA writers should be fired.
Jeff Hardy defeated Jay Lethal
This is somewhat of a dream match, just because both of these guys can turn on the wrestling quite well. This match was fast paced and featured some great high points, but it was painfually obvious that Lethal is in better shape. Hardy got sluggish towards the end of the match and was winded, his gut nearly falling out of his weird looking outfit. Jay Lethal managed to take most of the highlights in this match, at least in my view. I liked this match more than I would usually do, simply because of Lethal's quickness. Hardy won after the Swanton, ending the best TNA match I've seen since Kurt Angle defeated Amazing Red. If only more matches were like this one, maybe TNA would actually get more credibility. Sure, it wasn't the greatest match TNA has put on, but it was interesting enough to keep my attention.
Ric Flair was in ring and was announcing the first two members of Fortune, it was Kazarian and Aj Styles, but out came Desmond Wolfe. Desmond Wolfe on the mic was quite good, and though brief, was well worth the few seconds of air time. Abyss came down for whatever reason and Fortune ran out of the ring. Who cares about ABYSS? SERIOUSLY? WHY? THIS GUY SUCKS!
RVD was confronted by Abyss and RVD fought the big man quickly and took care of the big guy. Abyss overpowered the champ towards the end. This thing was getting bad, and right when Abyss was going to hit RVD with the nail bat, out came Mick Foley.
ECW INVADES TNA
Foley came out and the ECW rushed Abyss. The ECW guys invaded the ring and just beat up Abyss and the security guys. Out came the TNA locker room and they got beat up as well. This is the worst Invasion angle ever played out. Why would the TNA locker room clear out? What do they care if Abyss gets beat up?
D-Lo Brown was out there, Al Snow, RVD turned in this invasion too. Anyone that had anything to do with ECW was now on the ECW side of things.
As far as Invasions goes, the ECW invasion of TNA is completely stupid. The way it has played out for no apparent reason is just stupid. Getting Jeff Jarrett to come out to try and stop things was dumb, the Police showed up? Two officers showed up and that is supposed to calm the situation?
Dixie Carter got on the mic and started yelling for them to stop. Dixie said that she invited the ECW guys and she turned! DIXIE TURNED ON TNA!
STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID! FIRE ALL THE TNA WRITERS FIRE THEM ALL!
Two invasion angles going on in wrestling at the same time? What is this 1999?
I'm sick of this crap. ARGH!
Monday, July 12, 2010
TNA Victory Road 2010 Results and Review
TNA Victory Road 2010 Results
Doug Williams defeated Brian Kendrick
Brother Ray defeated Jesse Neal and Brother Devon in a triple threat match
Angelina Love defeated Madison Rayne via disqualification
Kazarian & Aj Styles defeated Rob Terry & Samoa Joe
Hernandez defeated Matt Morgan in a steel cage match
Jay Lethal defeated Ric Flair
The Motor City Machine Guns defeated Beer Money
Kurt Angle defeated The Pope D'Angelo Dinero
Rob Van Dam defeated Abyss,Jeff Hardy, and Mr. Anderson
TNA Victory Road 2010 Review
I was fortunate enough to see the show, and therefore, here is my review of the latest TNA ppv offering.
The show opened up with a promo for Abyss. They did it just like they did the old Mankind promo's, and I'm tired of it already. Abyss sucks, face it folks, Abyss is such a stale character that hasn't been relevant for a long time.
Doug Williams defeated Brian Kendrick
The story here is that Williams is afraid of heights, which meant that Kendrick had the upper hand here. The match was even handed, going back and forth throughout the match up. Williams was working a more strong style, while Kendrick was throwing all his high spots at the champion, making for a nice flow. The match should've gotten better with near falls or something, but overall, this match started hot and fizzled out over time. The ending featured a bad landing from the “x” ropes Williams managed to choke out Kendrick, who looked dead after the fall. A boring ending to an otherwise mediocre match.
Post match, Kendrick looked legit knocked out, and it could've been from the fall off the top of the “x” sign ropes.
Brother Ray defeated Jesse Neal and Brother Devon in a triple threat match
This match was just terrible to watch. I was so bored with it, and even though it had a few hits, the majority just wasn't that good. I haven't been a fan of Team 3D since they were battling the Eliminators in ECW. Devon didn't show up after they introduced him, and it turned out that Devon was locked in his dressing room with and he couldn't get out. This match was just a few steps above an Impact match. The most exciting part of the match was seeing the ECW originals walking in the crowd, that's about it. Devon eventually ran down to the ring, and this match could've started to get good, but guess what? It didn't. Neal accidentally speared Devon and Brother Ray won via pinfall.
This is the worst feud going right now. I'm sick of it, that's for sure.
Angelina Love defeated Madison Rayne via disqualification **Love wins the title
First and foremost, Madison was wearing a flesh tone ring outfit, giving the perception that she was naked. I'm not sure if that was the intention of TNA, but it came across very sexy. Just sayin. The match was a systematic movement of botches, attempts at wrestling, and just terrible points of interest. I was really bored with this match, even though you could see everything that Madison Rayne has, including a shot of her nether-regions.
Out of the blue a woman riding a Motorcycle showed up in full black gear and a helmet on. Angelina Love was thrown outside and the masked woman attacked her, and then the Ref was beat up, causing the match to end in a disqualification.
Post match the Motorcycle riding woman took Madison Rayne with her to the backstage area. Angelina Love won, and I didn't care, and I'm sure no one else did either.
Kazarian & Aj Styles defeated Rob Terry & Samoa Joe
This hot shot tag team didn't make any sense to me. That's right, Rob Terry was feuding with Orlando Jordan and Samoa Joe is fresh off losing to RVD, so why are they tagging together out of the blue? I don't know, and guess what? WHO CARES?!?! Ugh, I'm so sick of TNA's booking, it just doesn't make sense to me, and doesn't interest me at all. Plus, WHO KIDNAPPED SAMOA JOE???
The match was mostly Joe & Terry and the two were in full control of this match up, while Styles and Kaz tried their best to fight the monster duo. Kaz and AJ were bumping all over the ring, and the dual offense of Terry & Joe definitely made the match fun to watch. I thought I was going to hate the match, but the pace was fast, the moves were definitely solid, and it just kept getting better over time, with Styles and Kaz just getting PWNED at all points. Samoa Joe caught Styles flying into the corner and slammed him in a move that should've broken the ring, it was sick. Terry is jacked as ever, and was throwing around Kaz and Styles like rag dolls, making for a nice throwback to the 80's Steroids era of wrestling. Desmond Wolfe ran down to interfere in the match, and helped turn the match around.
Desmond Wolfe was easily taken care of and the Flair wannabes took turns hitting their finishers to get Rob Terry out, and that was that. This match was actually very entertaining, and I liked it. They won the match with a nice flurry of finishers, and a little help from Desmond Wolfe.
Post match, Desmond Wolfe got a Muscle Buster for his troubles.
Hernandez defeated Matt Morgan in a steel cage match
This match was a classic steel cage match, and it featured blood! This match wasn't pg, and it shouldn't be. The two men fought each other quite well and each man took major bumps into the cage, and through power moves at various stages of the match up. Hernandez got the biggest bump as he flew off the top of the cage, only to miss Morgan. Morgan got a pair of handcuffs and cuffed Hernandez to the ring ropes, but Super Mex broke the cuffs and spread the cage door hard and busted through to win the match! Not a terrible match, and definitely a throwback to the old style cage matches from WWE, I liked it.
Christy Hemme has a HUGE forehead, but I'd still hook up, if I had a chance.
Jay Lethal defeated Ric Flair
Jay Lethal did a lot of standard 80's and early 90's style wrestling in this match. Taking pages from many other matches that Flair has been a part of, Lethal kept hitting standard wrestling moves instead of flying through the year often. Flair wasn't exactly putting on a show tonight, and he was winded early. Lethal eventually started to work Flair's leg and eventually strapped on the Figure Four leg lock and Flair quit. That was that. This match was barely passable, and Lethal was really excited, about beating up a 50 year old man.
The Motor City Machine Guns defeated Beer Money
This match was given plenty of time, and the guys put on a show as they always do. I don't remember being too intrigued, but I give the two teams a lot of credit. Both teams had points where this thing was over, but I felt like I've seen this match too many times. I'm actually getting tired of seeing the Machine Guns fight Beer Money, and that's why I didn't care too much about this match. Yes, there were double team moves, high spots, nearfalls, and some good quality tag team wrestling, but I just didn't find myself caring too much. The Eye of the Storm was a nice move towards the end.
There was a ref bump, out ran Earl Hebner to equalize the match up. The Machine Guns kept getting close. The match ended in an odd fashion. One member Beer Money pinned One member of The Machine Guns, While one member of the Machine Guns pinned one member of Beer Money, and both Brian Hebner and Earl Hebner counted 3 which meant that both teams won?!?
The match was restarted, since there were no definitive winners. After the match was restarted, the Motor City Machine Guns hit a tandem move and finally got the pinfall win to capture the TNA Tag Team Championship Belts.
Kurt Angle defeated The Pope D'Angelo Dinero
This wasn't a four star epic, but it had enough gusto to make a very interesting match from two good overall competitors. The match was back and forth with neither man really getting too much of an advantage in the match up. You got your traditional Angle moments with suplexes, rough tackles and mat wrestling. Dinero kept fighting and hit his move set, but the end came with Dinero getting trapped in the Ankle Lock several times, and eventually giving up. This match was telegraphed for Angle to win, and anyone that thought he would lose, is dumb. Angle will not lose a match for a long time, that's for sure.
Rob Van Dam defeated Abyss,Jeff Hardy, and Mr. Anderson
This match was probably the safest main event I've seen in a long time. The match didn't have a lot of high spots, and while there were a few cool moments, this match just looked like it was phoned in. I didn't think this match was all that great, and actually ended with such a stupid ending, that even the crowd wasn't that insane. It was a quiet crowd in a lackluster finish, that saw all men on top of each other and Rob Van Dam with the pinfall win. The dead crowd showcased how crappy this match was. Seriously, there is nothing really worth mentioning throughout the match, and I felt cheated as a wrestling fan.
Post match Abyss grabbed his Nail Board and was ready to attack RVD, he didn't hit him, but wanted to. Abyss was left in the ring with the board and that was that. The show ended with Abyss in ring, and that was that. I hated this crap. One of the worst ppv's of the year, and I am not surprised that I hated it. TNA hasn't done anything worth while in a few months and dare I say years? Man, TNA sucks.
Doug Williams defeated Brian Kendrick
Brother Ray defeated Jesse Neal and Brother Devon in a triple threat match
Angelina Love defeated Madison Rayne via disqualification
Kazarian & Aj Styles defeated Rob Terry & Samoa Joe
Hernandez defeated Matt Morgan in a steel cage match
Jay Lethal defeated Ric Flair
The Motor City Machine Guns defeated Beer Money
Kurt Angle defeated The Pope D'Angelo Dinero
Rob Van Dam defeated Abyss,Jeff Hardy, and Mr. Anderson
TNA Victory Road 2010 Review
I was fortunate enough to see the show, and therefore, here is my review of the latest TNA ppv offering.
The show opened up with a promo for Abyss. They did it just like they did the old Mankind promo's, and I'm tired of it already. Abyss sucks, face it folks, Abyss is such a stale character that hasn't been relevant for a long time.
Doug Williams defeated Brian Kendrick
The story here is that Williams is afraid of heights, which meant that Kendrick had the upper hand here. The match was even handed, going back and forth throughout the match up. Williams was working a more strong style, while Kendrick was throwing all his high spots at the champion, making for a nice flow. The match should've gotten better with near falls or something, but overall, this match started hot and fizzled out over time. The ending featured a bad landing from the “x” ropes Williams managed to choke out Kendrick, who looked dead after the fall. A boring ending to an otherwise mediocre match.
Post match, Kendrick looked legit knocked out, and it could've been from the fall off the top of the “x” sign ropes.
Brother Ray defeated Jesse Neal and Brother Devon in a triple threat match
This match was just terrible to watch. I was so bored with it, and even though it had a few hits, the majority just wasn't that good. I haven't been a fan of Team 3D since they were battling the Eliminators in ECW. Devon didn't show up after they introduced him, and it turned out that Devon was locked in his dressing room with and he couldn't get out. This match was just a few steps above an Impact match. The most exciting part of the match was seeing the ECW originals walking in the crowd, that's about it. Devon eventually ran down to the ring, and this match could've started to get good, but guess what? It didn't. Neal accidentally speared Devon and Brother Ray won via pinfall.
This is the worst feud going right now. I'm sick of it, that's for sure.
Angelina Love defeated Madison Rayne via disqualification **Love wins the title
First and foremost, Madison was wearing a flesh tone ring outfit, giving the perception that she was naked. I'm not sure if that was the intention of TNA, but it came across very sexy. Just sayin. The match was a systematic movement of botches, attempts at wrestling, and just terrible points of interest. I was really bored with this match, even though you could see everything that Madison Rayne has, including a shot of her nether-regions.
Out of the blue a woman riding a Motorcycle showed up in full black gear and a helmet on. Angelina Love was thrown outside and the masked woman attacked her, and then the Ref was beat up, causing the match to end in a disqualification.
Post match the Motorcycle riding woman took Madison Rayne with her to the backstage area. Angelina Love won, and I didn't care, and I'm sure no one else did either.
Kazarian & Aj Styles defeated Rob Terry & Samoa Joe
This hot shot tag team didn't make any sense to me. That's right, Rob Terry was feuding with Orlando Jordan and Samoa Joe is fresh off losing to RVD, so why are they tagging together out of the blue? I don't know, and guess what? WHO CARES?!?! Ugh, I'm so sick of TNA's booking, it just doesn't make sense to me, and doesn't interest me at all. Plus, WHO KIDNAPPED SAMOA JOE???
The match was mostly Joe & Terry and the two were in full control of this match up, while Styles and Kaz tried their best to fight the monster duo. Kaz and AJ were bumping all over the ring, and the dual offense of Terry & Joe definitely made the match fun to watch. I thought I was going to hate the match, but the pace was fast, the moves were definitely solid, and it just kept getting better over time, with Styles and Kaz just getting PWNED at all points. Samoa Joe caught Styles flying into the corner and slammed him in a move that should've broken the ring, it was sick. Terry is jacked as ever, and was throwing around Kaz and Styles like rag dolls, making for a nice throwback to the 80's Steroids era of wrestling. Desmond Wolfe ran down to interfere in the match, and helped turn the match around.
Desmond Wolfe was easily taken care of and the Flair wannabes took turns hitting their finishers to get Rob Terry out, and that was that. This match was actually very entertaining, and I liked it. They won the match with a nice flurry of finishers, and a little help from Desmond Wolfe.
Post match, Desmond Wolfe got a Muscle Buster for his troubles.
Hernandez defeated Matt Morgan in a steel cage match
This match was a classic steel cage match, and it featured blood! This match wasn't pg, and it shouldn't be. The two men fought each other quite well and each man took major bumps into the cage, and through power moves at various stages of the match up. Hernandez got the biggest bump as he flew off the top of the cage, only to miss Morgan. Morgan got a pair of handcuffs and cuffed Hernandez to the ring ropes, but Super Mex broke the cuffs and spread the cage door hard and busted through to win the match! Not a terrible match, and definitely a throwback to the old style cage matches from WWE, I liked it.
Christy Hemme has a HUGE forehead, but I'd still hook up, if I had a chance.
Jay Lethal defeated Ric Flair
Jay Lethal did a lot of standard 80's and early 90's style wrestling in this match. Taking pages from many other matches that Flair has been a part of, Lethal kept hitting standard wrestling moves instead of flying through the year often. Flair wasn't exactly putting on a show tonight, and he was winded early. Lethal eventually started to work Flair's leg and eventually strapped on the Figure Four leg lock and Flair quit. That was that. This match was barely passable, and Lethal was really excited, about beating up a 50 year old man.
The Motor City Machine Guns defeated Beer Money
This match was given plenty of time, and the guys put on a show as they always do. I don't remember being too intrigued, but I give the two teams a lot of credit. Both teams had points where this thing was over, but I felt like I've seen this match too many times. I'm actually getting tired of seeing the Machine Guns fight Beer Money, and that's why I didn't care too much about this match. Yes, there were double team moves, high spots, nearfalls, and some good quality tag team wrestling, but I just didn't find myself caring too much. The Eye of the Storm was a nice move towards the end.
There was a ref bump, out ran Earl Hebner to equalize the match up. The Machine Guns kept getting close. The match ended in an odd fashion. One member Beer Money pinned One member of The Machine Guns, While one member of the Machine Guns pinned one member of Beer Money, and both Brian Hebner and Earl Hebner counted 3 which meant that both teams won?!?
The match was restarted, since there were no definitive winners. After the match was restarted, the Motor City Machine Guns hit a tandem move and finally got the pinfall win to capture the TNA Tag Team Championship Belts.
Kurt Angle defeated The Pope D'Angelo Dinero
This wasn't a four star epic, but it had enough gusto to make a very interesting match from two good overall competitors. The match was back and forth with neither man really getting too much of an advantage in the match up. You got your traditional Angle moments with suplexes, rough tackles and mat wrestling. Dinero kept fighting and hit his move set, but the end came with Dinero getting trapped in the Ankle Lock several times, and eventually giving up. This match was telegraphed for Angle to win, and anyone that thought he would lose, is dumb. Angle will not lose a match for a long time, that's for sure.
Rob Van Dam defeated Abyss,Jeff Hardy, and Mr. Anderson
This match was probably the safest main event I've seen in a long time. The match didn't have a lot of high spots, and while there were a few cool moments, this match just looked like it was phoned in. I didn't think this match was all that great, and actually ended with such a stupid ending, that even the crowd wasn't that insane. It was a quiet crowd in a lackluster finish, that saw all men on top of each other and Rob Van Dam with the pinfall win. The dead crowd showcased how crappy this match was. Seriously, there is nothing really worth mentioning throughout the match, and I felt cheated as a wrestling fan.
Post match Abyss grabbed his Nail Board and was ready to attack RVD, he didn't hit him, but wanted to. Abyss was left in the ring with the board and that was that. The show ended with Abyss in ring, and that was that. I hated this crap. One of the worst ppv's of the year, and I am not surprised that I hated it. TNA hasn't done anything worth while in a few months and dare I say years? Man, TNA sucks.
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