ECW on ScyFy 12/29/09 Results
Matt Hardy defeated Finlay
Evan Bourne defeated Mike Knox
Zack Ryder defeated Tommy Dreamer
ECW on ScyFy 12/29/09 Review
Matt Hardy defeated Finlay
In a back and forth match, Hardy’s left leg was isolated and he was having a hard time moving forward. However, Finlay made one small mistake and Matt Hardy made him pay. This wasn’t a terrible match, and Finlay was looking a lot more vicious than he previously has. He couldn’t put away Hardy though, and after a Twist of Fate (albeit botched) Hardy advances in the “tournament” of the homecoming guys.
Evan Bourne defeated Mike Knox
Not much to look at here. Evan Bourne does the impossible and buries Mike Knox. This match had a few spots, but it was so unbelievable that I didn’t care for it much.
Zack Ryder defeated Tommy Dreamer
This is the last Tommy Dreamer match. It is going to be the end of ECW, since he’s the last remnant of the original ECW. Good riddance….not for Dreamer, but the brand. It’s not anywhere near as good as the original. Dreamer had Ryder reeling for a few moments, and I really was believing that Dreamer was going to win this one, but I remembered that WWE never lets anyone look strong on their way out. This match, towards the end, was in slow motion as Dreamer was obviously winded. Ryder went to the top rope but was foiled by dreamer, and we got the tree of Woe one last time!
Dreamer got a three count, but Ryder's foot was outside of the ring so the ending didn't count. The match was restarted....much to the dismay of anyone watching. Dreamer went for a back suplex but it was reversed and Ryder won via pinfall.
Goodbye Tommy Dreamer, we'll see ya in TNA probably.
Wednesday, December 30, 2009
Tuesday, December 29, 2009
WWE Monday Night Raw 12/28/09 Results and Review Last Raw of 2009
WWE Monday Night Raw 12/28/09 Results
Ted Dibiase defeated Evan Bourne
Cody Rhodes defeated Mark Henry
Maryse defeated Kelly Kelly
Kofi Kingston defeated The Miz
Kofi Kingston defeated The Miz via disqualification
Dx defeated The Big Show & Chavo Guerrero
John Cena defeated Sheamus via dq
WWE Monday Night Raw 12/28/09 Review
The show immediately opened before the intro with Chris Jericho trying to get people to sign a petition to let him back onto the Raw show, and no one seemed to want to give their signature.
John Cena came out to a huge ovation, and he got in the ring and started talking…oh man. Sheamus came out and talked a little trash, and eventually got thrown threw a table, but it doesn’t matter, because Cena is not champion.
Timbaland sucks, but he seemed to be getting the crowd going with the chance of seeing Cena and Sheamus in a tables match.
Ted Dibiase defeated Evan Bourne
Ted Dibiase had one of the best matches of his short career, but that’s not saying a whole lot. Evan Bourne was all over him, but he’s on his way out right? Bourne loses again, somewhat clean, and it was all over. Dibiase wins.
Cody Rhodes defeated Mark Henry
What a terrible match and outcome. Cody Rhodes, by a miracle, defeated Mark Henry. This is stupid. The match was all Henry, man, it must suck to job out to such a terrible wrestler. I give up.
Maryse defeated Kelly Kelly
Maryse won this match, and she sucks. I hate the divas division. Kelly Kelly has some nice gymnastics, but they are so slow, that it seemed like it took days for her to reach the corner. Once again, this thing makes for terrible viewing.
Vince McMahon came out and announced that Bret Hart will in fact be the guest host on next week’s Raw. They then ran a tribute video for Bret Hart and it included the screw job! It ended there, they didn’t show any wcw footage at all.
Then Vince McMahon came back and said that Bret Hart would never be guest host…so he changed his mind? I don’t know. This prompted for Shawn Michaels to come out with his original music, and straight to the ring. This was eating up a lot of time, so I figure they will have him host? I’m lost now.
This show had barely any wrestling up to this point, which was well past the first hour mark.
Shawn Michaels came out and talked about the Undertaker. He was demanding a match, which was odd. Vince McMahon said he wouldn’t make the match. He said that Shawn Michaels would have to make it happen.
HBK then asked for Bret Hart to come back to Raw! McMahon then says it will happen next week.
I can’t really speculate what will happen, but word on the street is that Bret signed a 4 month contract estimated at around 750,000 dollars. Will Bret equal ratings? Or will Hogan and TNA spoil the WWE parade? I’ll have reviews for both.
FINALLY!
Josh was going to have an interview with Cena and it never happened because Sheamus attacked him! I love when that happens.
Kofi Kingston defeated The Miz
The Miz started this match fast, and looked like he was at ease in this match up. The Miz went to the top rope and launched off but was hit with Thunder in Paradise, a perfectly timed move and was knocked out cold. He lost the match, and now had to defend the U.S. Title!
Kofi Kingston defeated The Miz via dq
Kofi Kingston was on his way to another victory, this time for the title, but out came Randy Orton to interfere. Is he aligned with Miz? No, he just doesn’t like Kofi. Thanks for ruining it Orton.
Dx defeated The Big Show & Chavo Guerrero
**Chris Jericho got a ticket for the front row, and was at ringside.
Admittedly, Chavo can really go if you let him. He started this match with HBK and was doing quite well. It’s funny to me that WWE doesn’t do more with him, considering he can actually wrestle, from time to time. Triple H hit a huge pedigree on Chavo, and this thing was over. I didn’t expect Dx to lose.
John Cena defeated Sheamus via dq
The wwe title was on the line in this match. This was a terrible match, a TERRIBLE MATCH! The ref disqualified Sheamus! What the heck! This was like a 4 minute match, nothing major happened, this is so stupid.
This Raw sucked, face it folks, it was terrible. Next week though? The Monday Night Wars begin again!
Ted Dibiase defeated Evan Bourne
Cody Rhodes defeated Mark Henry
Maryse defeated Kelly Kelly
Kofi Kingston defeated The Miz
Kofi Kingston defeated The Miz via disqualification
Dx defeated The Big Show & Chavo Guerrero
John Cena defeated Sheamus via dq
WWE Monday Night Raw 12/28/09 Review
The show immediately opened before the intro with Chris Jericho trying to get people to sign a petition to let him back onto the Raw show, and no one seemed to want to give their signature.
John Cena came out to a huge ovation, and he got in the ring and started talking…oh man. Sheamus came out and talked a little trash, and eventually got thrown threw a table, but it doesn’t matter, because Cena is not champion.
Timbaland sucks, but he seemed to be getting the crowd going with the chance of seeing Cena and Sheamus in a tables match.
Ted Dibiase defeated Evan Bourne
Ted Dibiase had one of the best matches of his short career, but that’s not saying a whole lot. Evan Bourne was all over him, but he’s on his way out right? Bourne loses again, somewhat clean, and it was all over. Dibiase wins.
Cody Rhodes defeated Mark Henry
What a terrible match and outcome. Cody Rhodes, by a miracle, defeated Mark Henry. This is stupid. The match was all Henry, man, it must suck to job out to such a terrible wrestler. I give up.
Maryse defeated Kelly Kelly
Maryse won this match, and she sucks. I hate the divas division. Kelly Kelly has some nice gymnastics, but they are so slow, that it seemed like it took days for her to reach the corner. Once again, this thing makes for terrible viewing.
Vince McMahon came out and announced that Bret Hart will in fact be the guest host on next week’s Raw. They then ran a tribute video for Bret Hart and it included the screw job! It ended there, they didn’t show any wcw footage at all.
Then Vince McMahon came back and said that Bret Hart would never be guest host…so he changed his mind? I don’t know. This prompted for Shawn Michaels to come out with his original music, and straight to the ring. This was eating up a lot of time, so I figure they will have him host? I’m lost now.
This show had barely any wrestling up to this point, which was well past the first hour mark.
Shawn Michaels came out and talked about the Undertaker. He was demanding a match, which was odd. Vince McMahon said he wouldn’t make the match. He said that Shawn Michaels would have to make it happen.
HBK then asked for Bret Hart to come back to Raw! McMahon then says it will happen next week.
I can’t really speculate what will happen, but word on the street is that Bret signed a 4 month contract estimated at around 750,000 dollars. Will Bret equal ratings? Or will Hogan and TNA spoil the WWE parade? I’ll have reviews for both.
FINALLY!
Josh was going to have an interview with Cena and it never happened because Sheamus attacked him! I love when that happens.
Kofi Kingston defeated The Miz
The Miz started this match fast, and looked like he was at ease in this match up. The Miz went to the top rope and launched off but was hit with Thunder in Paradise, a perfectly timed move and was knocked out cold. He lost the match, and now had to defend the U.S. Title!
Kofi Kingston defeated The Miz via dq
Kofi Kingston was on his way to another victory, this time for the title, but out came Randy Orton to interfere. Is he aligned with Miz? No, he just doesn’t like Kofi. Thanks for ruining it Orton.
Dx defeated The Big Show & Chavo Guerrero
**Chris Jericho got a ticket for the front row, and was at ringside.
Admittedly, Chavo can really go if you let him. He started this match with HBK and was doing quite well. It’s funny to me that WWE doesn’t do more with him, considering he can actually wrestle, from time to time. Triple H hit a huge pedigree on Chavo, and this thing was over. I didn’t expect Dx to lose.
John Cena defeated Sheamus via dq
The wwe title was on the line in this match. This was a terrible match, a TERRIBLE MATCH! The ref disqualified Sheamus! What the heck! This was like a 4 minute match, nothing major happened, this is so stupid.
This Raw sucked, face it folks, it was terrible. Next week though? The Monday Night Wars begin again!
Saturday, December 26, 2009
WWE Friday Night Smackdown 12/25/09 Results and Review Christmas with WWE
WWE Friday Night Smackdown 12/25/09 Results
R Truth, Finlay, John Morrison, Matt Hardy defeated C.M Punk, Luke Gallows, Drew McIntyre, and Dolph Ziggler
Rey Mysterio Jr. defeated The Undertaker via disqualification
Cryme Tyme defeated jobbers
Mickie James & Maria defeated Layla & Beth Phoenix
Dx defeated The Hart Dynasty
WWE Friday Night Smackdown 12/25/09 Review
Alright, Christmas is over, although I’m still tired from my long day of partying. Well, mostly hanging out with family, and eating too much. However, I’m back in action with another review and results thing that I do on this blog that no one seems to read or help me keep going. I gotta admit, I was a little excited about this, but didn’t put my hopes up too high.
R Truth, Finlay, John Morrison, Matt Hardy defeated C.M Punk, Luke Gallows, Drew McIntyre, and Dolph Ziggler
It’s funny to me, that this match just seems repetitive. I know it’s an eight man tag, but we’ve already seen 6 of these guys wrestle each other in a tag match. They’ve added Ziggler and Finlay, but those guys just seem like an after thought. I guess we won’t be seeing Ziggler vs McIntyre anytime soon.
This match was fast paced, and filled with a lot of spots. It just kept pushing forward, with everyone getting their signature shots in right away. The match broke into chaos and every guy ran in and knocked someone out, until Morrison hit Starship Pain on Ziggler and this match was done. I feel like I’m getting hit with the same thing every week from the opening matches on Smackdown. Oh well, it was a fun match, nothing really crazy, but that’s alright.
Chris Jericho came out to cut a promo, and he was interrupted by The Hart Dynasty, and then Dx appeared on the screen and they interrupted the guys in ring. Nothing really happened here, besides more slapstick and nonsense. Chris Jericho was hit with their finisher, and I guess Dx should be scared right? This was boring.
I don’t mind the Piggie James thing, because it’s obvious that at one point she was gaining weight and it was all over the internet and podcasting world. So I don’t care. What does she care? She gets paid to be there, that’s all I’m saying. I wish I got paid to be made fun of on television. Instead, I’m broke, and have no job right now.
The first hour main event, was none other than the world title match.
Rey Mysterio Jr. defeated The Undertaker via disqualification
This match wasn’t half bad, and Mysterio actually had a few chances to make this thing work out. Undertaker definitely pushed his weight around on Rey, and Rey took somemajor punishment in and outside the ring. The Undertaker was ready to light up Rey, but Batista came in and blatantly interfered. The Ref called for the bell, and I can only assume that Rey wins via disqualification. Mysterio got the last laugh with 619’s on Undertaker and Batista. This match should’ve got a clean finish, but instead it just got the Dusty finish.
Cryme Tyme defeated jobbers
This was weird. Cryme Tyme was in the second hour and they just beat the crap out of two really random guys. I kid you not, these guys were nobodies.
Mickie James & Maria defeated Layla & Beth Phoenix
This match was ok at best. Layla spent a lot of time with rest holds, and Mickie James ended up winning for her team. Then she attacked Michelle McCool, who was at ringside. This match bored me.
Dx defeated The Hart Dynasty
The Hart team got some good offense in against Dx. They did not just get worked and then thrown out of the ring. They actually put on a good show. Natalya definitely helped her team get a bit more offense than they usually get. I admit, I was almost impressed with the timing from Dh Smith and Tyson Kidd, they seemed to be right in there with Dx, despite Dx being much slower than their past days as a team. There were a few near falls, but nothing that I really would consider “obvious” or even “realistic”. Dh Smith couldn’t put away HBK without a finisher, yet he was heavily frustrated at the two counts. Triple H got the hot tag, and was leveled by Kidd and Smith with the finisher from the Hart's but that wasn't enough. Kidd fell outside the ring, and HBK hit DH Smith with a superkick from outside the ring, and Triple H hit a huge pedigree, and this match was done. I knew the Hart's would not win...but I didn't think it would be with Dx kicking out of their finisher. So much for building up the tag division, huh?
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R Truth, Finlay, John Morrison, Matt Hardy defeated C.M Punk, Luke Gallows, Drew McIntyre, and Dolph Ziggler
Rey Mysterio Jr. defeated The Undertaker via disqualification
Cryme Tyme defeated jobbers
Mickie James & Maria defeated Layla & Beth Phoenix
Dx defeated The Hart Dynasty
WWE Friday Night Smackdown 12/25/09 Review
Alright, Christmas is over, although I’m still tired from my long day of partying. Well, mostly hanging out with family, and eating too much. However, I’m back in action with another review and results thing that I do on this blog that no one seems to read or help me keep going. I gotta admit, I was a little excited about this, but didn’t put my hopes up too high.
R Truth, Finlay, John Morrison, Matt Hardy defeated C.M Punk, Luke Gallows, Drew McIntyre, and Dolph Ziggler
It’s funny to me, that this match just seems repetitive. I know it’s an eight man tag, but we’ve already seen 6 of these guys wrestle each other in a tag match. They’ve added Ziggler and Finlay, but those guys just seem like an after thought. I guess we won’t be seeing Ziggler vs McIntyre anytime soon.
This match was fast paced, and filled with a lot of spots. It just kept pushing forward, with everyone getting their signature shots in right away. The match broke into chaos and every guy ran in and knocked someone out, until Morrison hit Starship Pain on Ziggler and this match was done. I feel like I’m getting hit with the same thing every week from the opening matches on Smackdown. Oh well, it was a fun match, nothing really crazy, but that’s alright.
Chris Jericho came out to cut a promo, and he was interrupted by The Hart Dynasty, and then Dx appeared on the screen and they interrupted the guys in ring. Nothing really happened here, besides more slapstick and nonsense. Chris Jericho was hit with their finisher, and I guess Dx should be scared right? This was boring.
I don’t mind the Piggie James thing, because it’s obvious that at one point she was gaining weight and it was all over the internet and podcasting world. So I don’t care. What does she care? She gets paid to be there, that’s all I’m saying. I wish I got paid to be made fun of on television. Instead, I’m broke, and have no job right now.
The first hour main event, was none other than the world title match.
Rey Mysterio Jr. defeated The Undertaker via disqualification
This match wasn’t half bad, and Mysterio actually had a few chances to make this thing work out. Undertaker definitely pushed his weight around on Rey, and Rey took somemajor punishment in and outside the ring. The Undertaker was ready to light up Rey, but Batista came in and blatantly interfered. The Ref called for the bell, and I can only assume that Rey wins via disqualification. Mysterio got the last laugh with 619’s on Undertaker and Batista. This match should’ve got a clean finish, but instead it just got the Dusty finish.
Cryme Tyme defeated jobbers
This was weird. Cryme Tyme was in the second hour and they just beat the crap out of two really random guys. I kid you not, these guys were nobodies.
Mickie James & Maria defeated Layla & Beth Phoenix
This match was ok at best. Layla spent a lot of time with rest holds, and Mickie James ended up winning for her team. Then she attacked Michelle McCool, who was at ringside. This match bored me.
Dx defeated The Hart Dynasty
The Hart team got some good offense in against Dx. They did not just get worked and then thrown out of the ring. They actually put on a good show. Natalya definitely helped her team get a bit more offense than they usually get. I admit, I was almost impressed with the timing from Dh Smith and Tyson Kidd, they seemed to be right in there with Dx, despite Dx being much slower than their past days as a team. There were a few near falls, but nothing that I really would consider “obvious” or even “realistic”. Dh Smith couldn’t put away HBK without a finisher, yet he was heavily frustrated at the two counts. Triple H got the hot tag, and was leveled by Kidd and Smith with the finisher from the Hart's but that wasn't enough. Kidd fell outside the ring, and HBK hit DH Smith with a superkick from outside the ring, and Triple H hit a huge pedigree, and this match was done. I knew the Hart's would not win...but I didn't think it would be with Dx kicking out of their finisher. So much for building up the tag division, huh?
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Wednesday, December 23, 2009
ECW on ScyFy 12/21/09 Results and Review Swagger Returns to ECW
ECW on ScyFy 12/21/09 Results
Zack Ryder defeated Tommy Dreamer
Vance Archer defeated Goldust
Yoshi Tatsu defeated Jack Swagger
ECW n ScyFy 12/21/09 Review
Jack Swagger came out and cut a lame promo. Zack Ryder came out and the wrestling started.
Zack Ryder defeated Tommy Dreamer
This match was interesting, to say the least. Zack Ryder continues his winning ways, and this time, is it even worth it? Tommy Dreamer gets a few shots in, but overall he got worked, and while there were some interesting spots, this wasn’t too hard for Ryder. Tommy Dreamer is on his way out.
The Abraham Washington show sucked, he had that new tag team that I hate on, and that was that. Swagger got made fun of backstage by The Hurricane, and I’m already dead tired of this show.
Vance Archer defeated Goldust
This match sucked. Everytime I start to have a glimmer of hope for Goldust, he just loses. I don’t know, Vance Archer doesn’t impress me at all. He didn’t impress me in TNA and he sucks now.
Yoshi Tatsu defeated Jack Swagger
Jack Swagger came in and really was making quick work out of Tatsu. He was just toying with him, but Swagger got too cocky and Tatsu made him pay. Tatsu won this match, and it was the only good thing about ECW this week.
Zack Ryder defeated Tommy Dreamer
Vance Archer defeated Goldust
Yoshi Tatsu defeated Jack Swagger
ECW n ScyFy 12/21/09 Review
Jack Swagger came out and cut a lame promo. Zack Ryder came out and the wrestling started.
Zack Ryder defeated Tommy Dreamer
This match was interesting, to say the least. Zack Ryder continues his winning ways, and this time, is it even worth it? Tommy Dreamer gets a few shots in, but overall he got worked, and while there were some interesting spots, this wasn’t too hard for Ryder. Tommy Dreamer is on his way out.
The Abraham Washington show sucked, he had that new tag team that I hate on, and that was that. Swagger got made fun of backstage by The Hurricane, and I’m already dead tired of this show.
Vance Archer defeated Goldust
This match sucked. Everytime I start to have a glimmer of hope for Goldust, he just loses. I don’t know, Vance Archer doesn’t impress me at all. He didn’t impress me in TNA and he sucks now.
Yoshi Tatsu defeated Jack Swagger
Jack Swagger came in and really was making quick work out of Tatsu. He was just toying with him, but Swagger got too cocky and Tatsu made him pay. Tatsu won this match, and it was the only good thing about ECW this week.
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
WWE Monday Night Raw 12/21/09 Results and Review Johnny Damon Hosts
WWE Monday Night Raw 12/21/09 Results
Melina, Kelly Kelly, and Gail Kim defeated Alicia Fox, Maryse, Jillian
Mark Henry, Kofi Kingston, and Evan Bourne defeated Legacy & Randy Orton
John Cena defeated Jack Swagger
Chris Masters defeated Carlito
Sheamus defeated MVP
The Miz defeated Santino
WWE Monday Night Raw 12/21/09 Review
This is already lame. Johnny Damon sucks…go Mariners! Sorry. He just didn’t seem that well versed, as is the truth for most of the guest hosts. A poorly timed, and stupid “Tiger Woods” joke happened here. A blonde was chasing a guy in a Tiger Suit with a Golf Club. This was stupid. WWE is really trying hard to make me hate them.
Melina, Kelly Kelly, and Gail Kim defeated Alicia Fox, Maryse, Jillian
Is it just me or do the divas do the same 4 moves. All of them! How many times do I have to see them try to pull a good Hurricanrana? Geez. This match was lame, it wasn’t timed well at all and wasn’t given any time. This sucked, I didn’t like it, although I’d hit Maryse up if I was single and my name was Batista…just saying.
The Dx guys ended up going to “little people’s” court…man they are going to get a lawsuit on their hands…I’m sure.
Mark Henry, Kofi Kingston, and Evan Bourne defeated Legacy & Randy Orton
I’m surprised Evan Bourne is still employed. This six man tag seems tired, but the guys made it fast and worth watching. Orton being a coward meant Legacy would have to do a lot of the dirty work. It was easily done too, with everyone getting worked and proving that Legacy sucks. Kofi’s delayed tag into the match made for a good amount of anticipation for him to lock up with Orton. Kofi was on a roll, but that doesn’t mean much in six man tags, considering Orton has lost in a lot of six man tags over the course of this year. Dibiase got clocked hard with Trouble in Paradise and this thing was over. Orton’s team loses, in a fast paced, frenetic match up. Legacy and Orton should go their separate ways.
The Little People’s court segments were stupid, and they just kept working on it…to an annoying effect. Dx has done stupid things in the past, but this is a new low, even for them.
John Cena defeated Jack Swagger
As soon as Swagger’s music came out, I immediately rolled my eyes. Swagger? Oh man, Swagger is ready to get buried. That’s right, Swagger is about due to get thrown back down to Ecw and eventually out. Right? I mean he’s going to fight Cena here and I knew he wasn’t going to win. Cena has to bury Swagger or…turn heel after a string of losses. Which one seems more likely to you?
Exactly.
The first half of this match was ALL John Cena, no joke. He was on his way to easily burying Jack Swagger, and I thought this match was going to be three minutes of hell for Swagger. We then cut to commercial break, and on return, Cena was getting worked over by the All American American. In fact, I was surprised just how much offense John Cena took in this match, getting hit with Jack Swaggers best moves, and still able to kick out. Of course, Super Cena showed up, after being tired out and just did his moves, made Swagger tap out, and ruined an otherwise interesting match up.
Chris Masters defeated Carlito
Carlito has to be getting fired soon. There’s no other reason why a superstar is on such a downward spiral after getting such a huge push earlier this year. Him and Primo are on their way out, it has to be the truth. I mean that’s what it seems like when watching Chris Masters easily handle him and knock him out.
Sheamus defeated MVP
It must be the night of burials, because MVP couldn’t win this one. I didn’t think he could win, simply because if he did, it would make Sheamus look weak. MVP didn’t even get much offense in, this was a complete burial of MVP. This was stupid, I hate Sheamus’ run…and I hate how the WWE makes the champion wrestle every week against inferior opponents.
Post match, Cena ran out and started talking smack. He wanted a rematch, but it didn’t work out.
The Miz defeated Santino
Santino came out dressed as Santa Claus. It was kind of funny. This match was entertaining, without making The Miz look weak. I liked it, in fact, this is my pick for Match of the Night! Santino losing doesn’t bug me, and he threw in some great counters, which I thought was awesome. The Miz continues his heel role and is quite good at it. I never thought I would say that.
WHAT THE HELL! THEY DID A RECAP OF EARLIER IN THE SHOW OF THE DX LITTLE PEOPLE’S COURT! WWE REALLY PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE WITH THIS! COME ON, YOU THINK I DIDN’T WATCH IT THE FIRST TIME? I HATE THIS CRAP. WWE HAS LOST THEIR MIND, SERIOUSLY LOST THEIR MIND! DX IS THE WORST TEAM RIGHT NOW, AT LEAST TO ME.
Oh and if that wasn’t bad enough, they end the show with Jericho fighting a ton of little people. Oh and he was dressed as Santa, and man…this sucked. I hated this junk. WWE really outdid themselves in the terrible department.
To end the show Dx let the little guy, Hornswoggle kind of join Dx as the mascot.
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Melina, Kelly Kelly, and Gail Kim defeated Alicia Fox, Maryse, Jillian
Mark Henry, Kofi Kingston, and Evan Bourne defeated Legacy & Randy Orton
John Cena defeated Jack Swagger
Chris Masters defeated Carlito
Sheamus defeated MVP
The Miz defeated Santino
WWE Monday Night Raw 12/21/09 Review
This is already lame. Johnny Damon sucks…go Mariners! Sorry. He just didn’t seem that well versed, as is the truth for most of the guest hosts. A poorly timed, and stupid “Tiger Woods” joke happened here. A blonde was chasing a guy in a Tiger Suit with a Golf Club. This was stupid. WWE is really trying hard to make me hate them.
Melina, Kelly Kelly, and Gail Kim defeated Alicia Fox, Maryse, Jillian
Is it just me or do the divas do the same 4 moves. All of them! How many times do I have to see them try to pull a good Hurricanrana? Geez. This match was lame, it wasn’t timed well at all and wasn’t given any time. This sucked, I didn’t like it, although I’d hit Maryse up if I was single and my name was Batista…just saying.
The Dx guys ended up going to “little people’s” court…man they are going to get a lawsuit on their hands…I’m sure.
Mark Henry, Kofi Kingston, and Evan Bourne defeated Legacy & Randy Orton
I’m surprised Evan Bourne is still employed. This six man tag seems tired, but the guys made it fast and worth watching. Orton being a coward meant Legacy would have to do a lot of the dirty work. It was easily done too, with everyone getting worked and proving that Legacy sucks. Kofi’s delayed tag into the match made for a good amount of anticipation for him to lock up with Orton. Kofi was on a roll, but that doesn’t mean much in six man tags, considering Orton has lost in a lot of six man tags over the course of this year. Dibiase got clocked hard with Trouble in Paradise and this thing was over. Orton’s team loses, in a fast paced, frenetic match up. Legacy and Orton should go their separate ways.
The Little People’s court segments were stupid, and they just kept working on it…to an annoying effect. Dx has done stupid things in the past, but this is a new low, even for them.
John Cena defeated Jack Swagger
As soon as Swagger’s music came out, I immediately rolled my eyes. Swagger? Oh man, Swagger is ready to get buried. That’s right, Swagger is about due to get thrown back down to Ecw and eventually out. Right? I mean he’s going to fight Cena here and I knew he wasn’t going to win. Cena has to bury Swagger or…turn heel after a string of losses. Which one seems more likely to you?
Exactly.
The first half of this match was ALL John Cena, no joke. He was on his way to easily burying Jack Swagger, and I thought this match was going to be three minutes of hell for Swagger. We then cut to commercial break, and on return, Cena was getting worked over by the All American American. In fact, I was surprised just how much offense John Cena took in this match, getting hit with Jack Swaggers best moves, and still able to kick out. Of course, Super Cena showed up, after being tired out and just did his moves, made Swagger tap out, and ruined an otherwise interesting match up.
Chris Masters defeated Carlito
Carlito has to be getting fired soon. There’s no other reason why a superstar is on such a downward spiral after getting such a huge push earlier this year. Him and Primo are on their way out, it has to be the truth. I mean that’s what it seems like when watching Chris Masters easily handle him and knock him out.
Sheamus defeated MVP
It must be the night of burials, because MVP couldn’t win this one. I didn’t think he could win, simply because if he did, it would make Sheamus look weak. MVP didn’t even get much offense in, this was a complete burial of MVP. This was stupid, I hate Sheamus’ run…and I hate how the WWE makes the champion wrestle every week against inferior opponents.
Post match, Cena ran out and started talking smack. He wanted a rematch, but it didn’t work out.
The Miz defeated Santino
Santino came out dressed as Santa Claus. It was kind of funny. This match was entertaining, without making The Miz look weak. I liked it, in fact, this is my pick for Match of the Night! Santino losing doesn’t bug me, and he threw in some great counters, which I thought was awesome. The Miz continues his heel role and is quite good at it. I never thought I would say that.
WHAT THE HELL! THEY DID A RECAP OF EARLIER IN THE SHOW OF THE DX LITTLE PEOPLE’S COURT! WWE REALLY PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE WITH THIS! COME ON, YOU THINK I DIDN’T WATCH IT THE FIRST TIME? I HATE THIS CRAP. WWE HAS LOST THEIR MIND, SERIOUSLY LOST THEIR MIND! DX IS THE WORST TEAM RIGHT NOW, AT LEAST TO ME.
Oh and if that wasn’t bad enough, they end the show with Jericho fighting a ton of little people. Oh and he was dressed as Santa, and man…this sucked. I hated this junk. WWE really outdid themselves in the terrible department.
To end the show Dx let the little guy, Hornswoggle kind of join Dx as the mascot.
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