WWE Monday Night Raw 4/12/10 Results and Review

WWE Monday Night Raw 4/12/10 Results

Eve defeated Maryse for the divas title
The Miz defeated DH Smith
Evan Bourne defeated Carlito
John Cena defeated David Otunga
Sheamus defeated Kofi Kingston
Kofi Kingston defeated Sheamus via disqualification
Randy Orton vs Batista no contest

The Divas fought in a Triple Threat Baywatch Triple Threat Tag Team Match

WWE Monday Night Raw 4/12/10 Review

David Hasselhoff opened up the show, and it got the crowd going, that’s for sure.

Eve defeated Maryse for the divas title

This match sucked. The best part was definitely Eve’s picture perfect Moonsault, which she missed. Eve won with a nice bridge roll up pinning combination. This was a short match, and a terrible one at that.

The Miz defeated DH Smith

Brett Hart came and talked to the champions and got DH Smith a match. If Smith won against the Miz the Hart Dynasty would get a title shot at Extreme Rulez.

The match wasn’t all that great, and I still can’t believe the Miz is getting over. Smith managed his own, but it was a majority of Miz offense that was getting center stage. I thought that Miz would lose here, but nope.

Next week, Bret Hart has to proclaim that Miz and Show are the greatest tag team ever.

This match wasn’t that good, and really did nothing to further the Hart Dynasty as a team. It’s just a matter of time before the two of those idiots become single wrestlers. You just wait.

David Otunga was backstage bantering with Batista and he ran into The Hoff for some funny bits. He put Otunga into a match with John Cena.

Evan Bourne defeated Carlito

These guys are still employed/ Carlito won this match and Carlito barely put up a fight. The match was watchable, but it wasn’t all that great. I’m tired of seeing lackluster wrestling on Raw. I remember the good ol days…when matches took time.

John Cena defeated David Otunga

Wow, Otunga has a match on Raw and has to wrestle John Cena! Honestly, I don’t dislike Otunga, and think he might actually get a contract. This match was all John Cena, it wasn’t even close, Otunga was forced to tap out fast.

Serious Batista was on the ramp, and got called out by John Cena. Batista started to walk down, but instead he decided to just stay on the ramp.

Kofi Kingston defeated Sheamus via disqualification

Remember when Kofi Kingston was actually important? It seems like a few months of botches has left Kofi getting squashed by Sheamus. Sure it was kind of competitive, but overall, it was Kingston that got the short end of the stick in this match. Sheamus was made to look way stronger than Kofi in this match, even though Kofi has more experience in the spotlight. I guess that’s just what happens….sigh. Not a good match, barely watchable. I’m not behind Sheamus at all. I don’t like him. Kofi did manage some offense, don’t get me wrong, but it just was going nowhere, and I could tell.

Post match, Sheamus beat up Kingstom some more. Kingston won, but come on, dq and a post match beat down? Sheamus really tore through Kingston, which was lame.

Carlito said he’d quit if he didn’t get traded to Smackdown. Kozlov said he’ll destroy McGruber….man I’m tired.

The Divas fought in a Triple Threat Baywatch Triple Threat Tag Team Match

There were three sets of tag teams that wrestled in this throwaway match. Santino was the guest referee, but man, this was just terrible. The Divas are some of the worst women’s wresters in the world. While there was a few moments of actual wrestling, the majority was just stupid, and wreckless. It’s said that even with so many women in the ring, Santino was the highlight. One of the Bella twins won the match, it sucked.

Hornswoggle came out as a lifeguard and did a Splash on Santino.

Randy Orton vs Batista no contest

This slow moving match had a few highlights. Orton is way over with the crowd, and he made this match somewhat interesting to me. Batista looked like he was tired mid-way through the match and was looking for ways to slow things down. Orton was getting hit hard with a lot of different offense, but managed to showcase his speed and agility against the Animal. Orton's viper move set really got a huge pop when he started to look mean against Orton. Batista got drilled with a DDT but he kicked out and made this thing somewhat more interesting. Orton's frustration towards the end of the match and his recoil made the crowd come alive again. Orton hit the RKO and was ready to put this one away, but out came Jack Swagger, and this match was a waste.

Swagger hit the Gutwrench Powerbomb on Orton and just left. What a waste of time...what a waste of time.

John Cena ran into the ring and put the STFU on Batista and wouldn't let go!

WWE Monday Night Raw this night was NOT that good. It was mediocre at best. Batista was out cold at the end, John Cena looked like super man, and I was tired after 4 hours of wrestling.

Was TNA Better tonight?

Heck no.

But Raw wasn't much better either.

WWE NXT on SyFy 3/16/10 Results and Review

WWE NXT on SyFy 3/16/10 Results

Darren Young & Cm Punk defeated Justin Gabriel & Matt Hardy
The Great Khali defeated Daniel Bryan
Heath Slater defeated Michael Tarver
Wade Barrett defeated Skip Sheffield

WWE NXT on SyFy 3/16/10 Review

Darren Young & Cm Punk defeated Justin Gabriel & Matt Hardy

Justin Gabriel missing the 450 splash was great. Punk kept attacking Gabriel, which was good to see. Darren Young & Punk were doing great overall, but after winning the match, Punk knocked out Darren Young and left. I actually thought this match wasn’t half bad.

The Great Khali defeated Daniel Bryan

The Great Khali easily took care of Daniel Bryan, in a short match. I didn’t hate it.

Heath Slater defeated Michael Tarver

Not a terrible match, but not that great. I liked it. Tarver showed some nice aggression after the match, but he couldn’t win the match. I liked it.

Wade Barrett defeated Skip Sheffield

This was a slow moving, kind of boring match. But Jericho’s guy was standing tall, with approval from Jericho.

It was an ok show.

WWE NXT on SyFy 3/9/10 Results and Review

WWE NXT on SyFy 3/9/10 Results

R Truth & Otunga defeated The Miz & Daniel Bryan
Heath Slater defeated Carlito

WWE NXT on SyFy 3/9/10 Review

Here we go, another show to talk about.

R Truth & Otunga defeated The Miz & Daniel Bryan

Truth and Otunga were fighting with ease, and Miz & Bryan were just not a unit. Eventually Bryan and Miz got rolling, and the two started to work as a unit. The Miz was shocked to have Daniel Blind Tag himself in, but it worked out well. Otunga got thrown into a heel hook on Otunga, dead center of the ring, and it looked like he was ready to tap, but Miz blind tagged his way in and slapped Bryan. The two started fighting, and Truth came in with a nice heel kick to get Otunga to pin the Miz after his finisher, and that was that! The Miz gets pinned by Otunga, Bryan gets mad, the two are headed for a collision course.

Daniel Bryan and The Miz went to a war of words in the back. Bryan slapped him in the face.

Michael Cole turned heel yet again.

Heath Slater defeated Carlito

Carlito was getting some major hits against Slater, but Slater wasn’t just laying down. Carlito had this thing sewn up several times, but Slater managed to reversed a roll up and surprised Carlito for the quick pinfall win.

MY dvr cut out the last match…cause it sucks.

Visit WWE.com for the finish.

WWE NXT 2/23/10 Results and Review

WWE NXT 2/23/10 Results

Chris Jericho defeated Daniel Bryan
David Otunga (R Truth’s guy) defeated Darren Young (cm punk’s guy)
Heath Slater & Christian defeated Michael Tarver & Carlito

WWE NXT 2/23/10 Review

The show opened up with The Miz talking to Daniel Bryan.

Daniel Bryan opened the show on the mic.

The Miz came out then slapped Daniel and said he sucked and he failed, then he slapped him.

Carlito came out and introduced, Michael Tarver.

Heath Slater & Christian defeated Michael Tarver & Carlito

This match featured some new guys, and I didn’t really dislike it. I though the camera was way too close to the action, but overall this thing was interesting, and I liked the way they worked. These guys didn’t look green to me, and I would like to see how this thing continues.

David Otunga (R Truth’s guy) defeated Darren Young (cm punk’s guy)

Punk didn’t want to be there nor did he like his rookie. Darren Young looks like John Cena wearing black face…just saying. This match was so fast that I hated it. Otunga is a power dude and it’s interesting to see him mess up and recover. I didn’t like it. These two idiots didn’t do it for me.

Chris Jericho defeated Daniel Bryan

Michael Cole was unleashing a flurry of bad things to say about Daniel Bryan! If you heard it you were shocked cause he turned into the biggest heal announcer of all time.

Daniel Bryan was impressive against Chris Jericho, and there was some sick moments. Bryan took a hit to the outside that looked like broke his ribs as Jericho caught him and threw him into the announce table in one quick step, it was insane. Chris Jericho cinched in the Walls of Jericho the old way and really put pressure on the neck and back, of Bryan and beat him severely.

Post match Bryan got beaten the snot out of by The Miz.

WWE Monday Night Raw 2/22/10 Results and Review Elimination Chamber Fallout

WWE Monday Night Raw 2/22/10 Results

Maryse defeated Gail Kim for the WWE Divas Championship
Kofi Kingston, Yoshi Tatsu, and Evan Bourne defeated Randy Orton, Ted Dibiase, and Cody Rhodes
John Cena defeated Batista via disqualification
Christian defeated Carlito in a money in the bank qualifier
Big Show & Miz defeated MVP & Mark Henry

WWE Monday Night Raw 2/22/10 Review

One night after The Elimination Chamber PPV, out comes the Raw show…hosted by Jewel and Some Idiot….I don’t remember his name.

Raw opened the night Chris Jericho walking down with the World Championship Belt. Chris Jericho was basically telegraphing Edge’s opponent for Wrestlemania. They set up Chris Jericho vs Edge at Wrestlemania for the world title!

John Cena got on the mic and was demanding a rematch right now. That prompted Vince McMahon to come out and talk to John Cena. McMahon wouldn’t budge and said that Sheamus also lost the title so he deserved a second shot. John Cena was placed in a match and if he won he’d wrestle Batista. However, if he lost, Sheamus would get a Wrestlemania shot. He has to wrestle Batista tonight and win if he wants a chance at Wrestlemania.

Maryse defeated Gail Kim for the WWE Divas Championship

These two actually put on a good overall match, at least for divas. Gail Kim was going for high flying moves, but it was Maryse that countered her and didn’t allow her to launch. Maryse managed to knockout Gail Kim after hitting her neck on the top rope, and then hit the French Kiss DDT and won the match. Maryse is now the divas champion.

Kofi Kingston, Yoshi Tatsu, and Evan Bourne defeated Randy Orton, Ted Dibiase, and Cody Rhodes

This match was your standard six man tag, with the same amount of action you’d come to expect from this type of match. Kofi and Orton had some great exchanges, and Orton seemed like he didn’t want to tag in at all.

Towards the end, Orton hit Rhodes with a huge DDT!

Then he started to walk away and Ted Dibiase went to talk to him, yelled, and got an RKO for his troubles.

Orton then walked away. Yoshi Tatsu and Evan Bourne took over, and a quick flight off the top rope, and this match was done. This was not half bad, and the breakdown of Legacy has finally come to fruition.
Shawn Michaels came out and talked about how wants a shot at Undertaker one more time and that last night he forced his way into getting a reaction from Taker.

Undertaker came out and confronted HBK and confirmed. Shawn Michaels will get a shot at the streak at Wrestlemania.

Christian defeated Carlito in a money in the bank qualifier

At this point of Raw they had a mechanical bull riding contest with the divas…this was such a stupid segment.

The best part was Big Show, he got on the mechanical bull! But he got pwned! It was hilarious.

Big Show & Miz defeated MVP & Mark Henry

The Big Show and Miz put up a good fight, and they really fought hard. MVP and Mark Henry did look solid in their loss, but they just didn’t have enough to topple the champions. I liked this match, and the tag team is actually quite good when you consider they haven’t been together too long. Big Show knocked out Mark Henry to win this match up for his team.

They will induct Wendy Richter into the Hall of Fame.

John Cena defeated Batista

Batista and Cena started this match in an odd fashion. John Cena was hitting fast and hard, but Batista kicked Cena square in the balls. That caused the referee to disqualify him and Cena won. I guess the two will meet at Wrestlemania. Batista then beat the crap out of Cena after the match was over.

Post match Batista continued to beat up John Cena, attempting to injure John Cena so that he wouldn’t even make it to Wrestlemania.

WWE Superstars 2/4/10 Results and Review

That’s right folks, I got satellite television and with that means I now finally get WWE Superstars! So with the rest of the reviews, I’ll be doing a review of WWE Superstars as well. I’m still broke with no job, but saving $30 over cable is helping me a little. If you can spare some change for me to get a wrestling ppv, please do so with the donate button on the side of the site or buy something via amazon, I’d greatly appreciate it.

WWE Superstars 2/4/10 Results

Katie Lea & Alicia Fox defeated Kelly Kelly & Eve Torres
Evan Bourne defeated Carlito
John Morrison, The Great Khali & Matt Hardy defeated The Hart Dynasty & Drew McIntyre

WWE Superstars 2/4/10 Review

Katie Lea & Alicia Fox defeated Kelly Kelly & Eve Torres

This match was given a little bit of time, but the best wrestlers weren’t really in there long. These girls tried to put on a show and while there are some moments when you begin to think that these women are good, they clumsily go through a match and just rush to the finish. It wasn’t the worst divas match but it was far from great, that’s for sure.

Evan Bourne defeated Carlito

Wow, these guys don’t really get much of a shot on Raw each Monday but they are here putting on a show. Carlito is still good, he hasn’t gotten pushed but he still has skills. This match was insane, Bourne nearly killed Carlito at times. This was an amazing match that had people cheering like crazy. Bourne nearly killed Carlito with a top rope powerbomb and his 450 Splash. Back and forth these two put on a ppv quality match and it was a surprise for me to watch. These guys can work and it’s a real shame they aren’t on better shows doing more with their talent. This thing was awesome, I was marking out huge for a change.

John Morrison, The Great Khali & Matt Hardy defeated The Hart Dynasty & Drew McIntyre

Your standard six man tag match, I feel like I’ve already seen this one on Smackdown. Nothing too crazy happened, but it was fun to watch these guys work. They do well in these types of matches and it didn’t completely bore me. The crowd was dead for a lot of this match, showing just how many times we've seen this type of match if not this exact match up before. Hardy hit the Twist of Fate then tagged in khali, and DH SMITH went for the Punjabi Plunge and the match was over just like that.

Final Thoughts

This is a good overall wrestling show. They had at least one 4 star match, or at least 3 stars. I enjoyed the bulk of this show and am glad I can finally see it. I look forward to more wwe supserstars.

WWE Monday Night Raw 1/4/10 Results and Review Bret Hart Returns to WWE

Bret Hart comes home. I am one of the few people that believes Bret Hart may or may not have been screwed, it could’ve been all a work…which makes a lot of sense in a lot of ways. 12 years later, here we go, Bret Hart returns.

If Bret is back, when will we see the return of MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE?! That’s all I’m saying…

WWE Monday Night Raw 1/4/10 Results

Maryse defeated Brie Bella
MVP defeated Carlito, Jack Swagger, and Mark Henry in a fatal fourway match for the #1 contendership to the U.S Title
DX defeated Big Show & Chris Jericho in the WWE Tag Team Title match
Sheamus defeated Evan Bourne
Randy Orton defeated Kofi Kingston

WWE Monday Night Raw 1/4/10 Review

We kick the show off with none other than Bret Hart, no jokes, no gimmicks, no midgets, we really get the original, the best there ever was in my book as far as Technical wrestling, and simply one hell of a wrestler in front of the camera….BRET HART! The real BRET HART! He got quite the ovation, and he’s looking quite good! I never thought I’d see this day, and wow, wow, I can’t believe it. I marked out HUGE for this.

After some words, he calls out Shawn Michaels! I SERIOUSLY MARKED OUT HUGE! Holy Crap, I was finally not a jaded fan, and I was just thrilled to see this go down right away! Michaels got on the mic and basically said that Bret Hart deserved it, and the crowd took over from there. Bret Hart put his hand out to bury the hatchet, and Shawn accepted, the two finally forgave each other on air.

The two hugged and closure was finally had for wrestling’s most storied feuding wrestlers, and that seemed a bit emotional.

Vince McMahon was next on the hit list and Hart called him out. However, no sign of Vince McMahon was seen, at least not at the request of Hart in the beginning of Raw.

Maryse defeated Brie Bella

The divas can’t wrestle. It’s a dead horse, I know, but the dead crowd proved this point once again. This match had your basic offense, punches and kicks, and then somewhat down the line the two Bella’s switched roles, but it didn’t work as Maryse hit her finisher “The French Kiss” and that was that. This match sucked, but eh, I didn’t completely hate it.

The Miz came out and cut a heel promo against Maryse, it was hilarious.

MVP defeated Carlito, Jack Swagger, and Mark Henry in a fatal fourway match for the #1 contendership to the U.S Title

This match had some decent spots and momentum going forward. Mark Henry was knocked out early in the match, but later recovered and was on his feet mopping up looking forward. I thought the match was doing well enough, and each person was made to look adequate, no one looking too superior. The modified torture rack by Mark Henry was definitely shades of Lex Luger, but it was MVP that got the last laugh with the Playmaker on Swagger to get the victory. He’ll move on to fight The Miz for the United States championship.

Bret Hart and Chris Jericho had a meeting backstage, and it was hilarious. Jericho wants Hart to screw over Dx, but Hart doesn’t want to.

The Dx skits are getting less and less funny each week. Until SANTINO came in dressed as Jericho, and it was hilarious! Hornswoggle attacked, and that was ok, but Santino’s comedy keeps getting better.

I’m glad to see that WWE will be coming to my neck of the woods for a house show at Pullman Washington. I’ll be there live for sure.

DX defeated Big Show & Chris Jericho in the WWE Tag Team Title match

Big Show’s double suplex on dx was impressive, early on, as this match started with fast paced action, leading to a slow commercial break. Big Show took some big bumps in this match, more so than I’ve seen him take in previous weeks of battling Dx in ring. Dx were getting beat single handedly by Big Show but eventually they turned things around for a good bit of offense, but they couldn’t drop him in this match up, until Shawn Michaels hit a low dropkick. Jericho couldn’t get involved, and this thing looked to be headed towards Dx losing their title. Hornswoggle got involved while the ref was distracted and it looked like Dx was going to win this one thanks to the little guy, but they couldn’t put the big man down for the three. Big Show nailed Michaels with one of the biggest chokeslam’s I’ve seen in a long time, it shook the ring, and Michael’s didn’t lose the bout, which was insane. Jericho got tagged in and was going for the Walls of Jericho but couldn’t slap em on and a fast tag later Triple H hit the Pedigree and I thought this one was over! Big Show broke things up, and a super pedigree was hit with Michaels help, but Show rolled out of the ring, and this match was definitely a good one overall. I liked the Dx split tease with Jericho pushing Triple H into Michaels, falling out of the ring. When Jericho hit the Code Breaker, I marked out, I love the way that move hits from anywhere in the ring, and reminds me a lot of how DDP used to hit the Diamond Cutter out of nowhere at times. Dx got the win after a close call with Hornswoggle, and an assist from Shawn Michael’s while Triple H was locked in the Walls of Jericho! This was match of the night for me, it was given some time, and it had enough back and forth to satisfy me. Finally some decent wrestling on Raw, and just like that Chris Jericho is out.

Orton wanted a shot at Bret Hart, McMahon wouldn’t give it to him, and Orton asked for #30 in the rumble, and the backstage promo ended.

Sheamus sucks. He cut the worst promo I’ve seen in a long time. Evan Bourne came out on the mic and wanted a shot at the title, and it was lame. He doesn’t have the mic skills.

Sheamus defeated Evan Bourne

Evan Bourne hit Sheamus fast and hard, and then went for the Shooting Star press, but it was to no avail. Sheamus caught Bourne off the top rope, and started to dissect the little man. Sheamus hit his finisher, and it was over for Bourne.

Randy Orton defeated Kofi Kingston

We get this match yet again, and this time Legacy was sitting ringside. The match was mostly Kingston early on, with fast paced offense and high flying moves in and out of the ring. Orton was obviously having a hard time against Kofi, and was on the ropes when the commercial break hit. Orton blocked Thunder in Paradise and quickly hit the RKO and Kofi Kingston lost clean. No help from Legacy nothing, Kofi lost this one with a simple mistake. I hope this is the end to their feud, because it was going nowhere, after the initial good build up. Orton and Kofi put on a decent match, and Raw tonight definitely shined over TNA.

Vince McMahon called out Bret Hart, and Bret Hart came out to the ring. Vince McMahon talked about the Montreal Screw job etc etc…Vince McMahon and Hart tip toed around the point. The two eventually shake hands, and that seems to be the end of the show. McMahon then kicks Bret in the bread basket, and that gets a lot of boo's, of course.

Vince McMahon then leaves Bret Hart in the ring and that is that, I guess. I hope we see a street fight between the two. I'd like to see Hart bust McMahon's head wide open like Hogan did at Wrestlemania 19. I'd pay good money.

This raw was WAY BETTER than TNA, WAY BETTER!

WWE Monday Night Raw 12/21/09 Results and Review Johnny Damon Hosts

WWE Monday Night Raw 12/21/09 Results

Melina, Kelly Kelly, and Gail Kim defeated Alicia Fox, Maryse, Jillian
Mark Henry, Kofi Kingston, and Evan Bourne defeated Legacy & Randy Orton
John Cena defeated Jack Swagger
Chris Masters defeated Carlito
Sheamus defeated MVP
The Miz defeated Santino

WWE Monday Night Raw 12/21/09 Review

This is already lame. Johnny Damon sucks…go Mariners! Sorry. He just didn’t seem that well versed, as is the truth for most of the guest hosts. A poorly timed, and stupid “Tiger Woods” joke happened here. A blonde was chasing a guy in a Tiger Suit with a Golf Club. This was stupid. WWE is really trying hard to make me hate them.

Melina, Kelly Kelly, and Gail Kim defeated Alicia Fox, Maryse, Jillian

Is it just me or do the divas do the same 4 moves. All of them! How many times do I have to see them try to pull a good Hurricanrana? Geez. This match was lame, it wasn’t timed well at all and wasn’t given any time. This sucked, I didn’t like it, although I’d hit Maryse up if I was single and my name was Batista…just saying.

The Dx guys ended up going to “little people’s” court…man they are going to get a lawsuit on their hands…I’m sure.

Mark Henry, Kofi Kingston, and Evan Bourne defeated Legacy & Randy Orton

I’m surprised Evan Bourne is still employed. This six man tag seems tired, but the guys made it fast and worth watching. Orton being a coward meant Legacy would have to do a lot of the dirty work. It was easily done too, with everyone getting worked and proving that Legacy sucks. Kofi’s delayed tag into the match made for a good amount of anticipation for him to lock up with Orton. Kofi was on a roll, but that doesn’t mean much in six man tags, considering Orton has lost in a lot of six man tags over the course of this year. Dibiase got clocked hard with Trouble in Paradise and this thing was over. Orton’s team loses, in a fast paced, frenetic match up. Legacy and Orton should go their separate ways.

The Little People’s court segments were stupid, and they just kept working on it…to an annoying effect. Dx has done stupid things in the past, but this is a new low, even for them.

John Cena defeated Jack Swagger

As soon as Swagger’s music came out, I immediately rolled my eyes. Swagger? Oh man, Swagger is ready to get buried. That’s right, Swagger is about due to get thrown back down to Ecw and eventually out. Right? I mean he’s going to fight Cena here and I knew he wasn’t going to win. Cena has to bury Swagger or…turn heel after a string of losses. Which one seems more likely to you?

Exactly.

The first half of this match was ALL John Cena, no joke. He was on his way to easily burying Jack Swagger, and I thought this match was going to be three minutes of hell for Swagger. We then cut to commercial break, and on return, Cena was getting worked over by the All American American. In fact, I was surprised just how much offense John Cena took in this match, getting hit with Jack Swaggers best moves, and still able to kick out. Of course, Super Cena showed up, after being tired out and just did his moves, made Swagger tap out, and ruined an otherwise interesting match up.

Chris Masters defeated Carlito

Carlito has to be getting fired soon. There’s no other reason why a superstar is on such a downward spiral after getting such a huge push earlier this year. Him and Primo are on their way out, it has to be the truth. I mean that’s what it seems like when watching Chris Masters easily handle him and knock him out.

Sheamus defeated MVP

It must be the night of burials, because MVP couldn’t win this one. I didn’t think he could win, simply because if he did, it would make Sheamus look weak. MVP didn’t even get much offense in, this was a complete burial of MVP. This was stupid, I hate Sheamus’ run…and I hate how the WWE makes the champion wrestle every week against inferior opponents.

Post match, Cena ran out and started talking smack. He wanted a rematch, but it didn’t work out.

The Miz defeated Santino

Santino came out dressed as Santa Claus. It was kind of funny. This match was entertaining, without making The Miz look weak. I liked it, in fact, this is my pick for Match of the Night! Santino losing doesn’t bug me, and he threw in some great counters, which I thought was awesome. The Miz continues his heel role and is quite good at it. I never thought I would say that.

WHAT THE HELL! THEY DID A RECAP OF EARLIER IN THE SHOW OF THE DX LITTLE PEOPLE’S COURT! WWE REALLY PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE WITH THIS! COME ON, YOU THINK I DIDN’T WATCH IT THE FIRST TIME? I HATE THIS CRAP. WWE HAS LOST THEIR MIND, SERIOUSLY LOST THEIR MIND! DX IS THE WORST TEAM RIGHT NOW, AT LEAST TO ME.

Oh and if that wasn’t bad enough, they end the show with Jericho fighting a ton of little people. Oh and he was dressed as Santa, and man…this sucked. I hated this junk. WWE really outdid themselves in the terrible department.

To end the show Dx let the little guy, Hornswoggle kind of join Dx as the mascot.

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WWE Tribute To The Troops 12/19/09 Results and Review

WWE Tribute To The Troops 12/19/09 Results

Mark Henry & Rey Mysterio Jr. defeated Carlito & C.M. Punk
The Miz defeated John Morrison
John Cena defeated Chris Jericho

WWE Tribute To The Troops 12/19/09 Review

Mark Henry & Rey Mysterio Jr. defeated Carlito & C.M. Punk

The troops got a treat, at least if they were kayfabe. Mysterio and Henry had their way with the bad guys and won easily. Punk started the match hot, but Carlito got in and lost it all. Not too crazy, but definitely better than some of the terrible matches I’ve had to witness in the recent years.

R Truth came out dressed as Santa! He also then called out the WWE Divas dressed up in festive attire. Obama also had something to say in a taped address troops, which wasn’t terrible.

The Miz defeated John Morrison

These two have wrestled in the states many time, and it is painfully obvious that this was taped before the TLC ppv, because Morrison still has the title. This match was safe, including the nice Superplex out of the corner, but overall it was a fast, easy match up. Morrison had control for the most part, but Morrison got wrapped up by The Miz, putting his feet on the ropes and winning this thing while cheating; not a terrible match.

John Cena defeated Chris Jericho

Jericho wasn’t going to win this one, I just felt it, and it turned out to be true. Jericho had a few good spots, but nothing too crazy, as the guys were playing it somewhat safer than usual. Cena did take a bump outside which looked hard, but overall, Jericho and Cena put on a good match for the troops, and that was that. Cena wins after the attitude adjustment.

This years show was ok, I didn’t remember last years.

Without having a job right now, and no one calling me back from countless applications, I’ve been considering joining the military. I haven’t done it yet, but if things continue the way they are and I’m broke and no hope to get even a job at McDonalds, then I guess I’ll serve my country.

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WWE Monday Night Raw 12/7/09 Results and Review Mark Cuban Guest Host

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WWE Monday Night Raw 12/7/09 Results

John Cena defeated Carlito
Legacy defeated Primo Colon & Evan Bourne
Maryse defeated Gail Kim
Kofi Kingston defeated Randy Orton w/ special guest referee Mark Cuban
The Miz defeated Mark Henry
Hornswoggle & Eve defeated Chavo & Jillian
Dx vs Chris Jericho no contest

WWE Monday Night Raw 12/7/09 Review

Mark Cuban was the guest host. I’m so tired of guest hosts right now. I don’t want to see anymore guests, seriously.

John Cena defeated Carlito

I used to kind of like Carlito, and now it seems like he’s one of the most hated wrestlers. No, not by the fans, but whoever is booking Carlito. He basically got stomped out, punked out and well thrown out by Cena. Now he gets a match with Cena? Odd.

Sheamus tried to come down to ringside, but security thwarted his attempt. Carlito jumped up and tried to hit the back stabber but nope, Cena turned it into the Attitude Adjustment and beat Carlito without even breaking a sweat. WWE just dealt a big F-U to Carlito.

I’m so sick of Randy Orton. I’m sick of a lot of things with professional wrestling. Orton and his idiots came down to ringside and cut a promo against the guest host and I was tired.

Legacy defeated Primo Colon & Evan Bourne

It’s nice to see that Primo and Bourne have something to do but is this really where we want them? I personally am tired of seeing “hot shot” tag teams thrown together for no apparent reason. Will Primo and Bourne also now get title shots too? Show & Jericho makes some sort of sense, but these two? Not really. By the time I wrote that last sentence, Legacy had taken control of the match and won with somewhat ease. They barely broke a sweat, meanwhile Bourne and Primo gave it their best shot.

Post match, Cody Rhodes & Ted Dibiase Jr were ejected from the arena. Security came out and essentially threw them out.

Maryse defeated Gail Kim

Maryse, the worst woman wrestler since Kelly Kelly got the win. Gail Kim, a great knockout in TNA, is now just a jobber. I don’t like the divas, there is no saving grace to them. I’m sorry, I don’t like any of them.

Kofi Kingston defeated Randy Orton w/ special guest referee Mark Cuban

This match was all Orton for the most part. Then Kofi hit a nice backslide, and Mark Cuban gave the fastest count in wwe history! Kofi wins! I don’t care for this feud right now. I’ve already seen these two wrestle, they can’t possibly steal the show any longer. There’s no anticipation for me to see anything.

The Miz defeated Mark Henry

The Miz defended his title, and surprisingly won in a fast match against Mark Henry. He won with a ddt, and that was about it. There was a few moments that were alright, but overall a short, throwaway match up for the title.

Hornswoggle & Eve defeated Chavo & Jillian

This is not important. It’s filler, and bad filler at that. Chavo is still employed? Wow. This was a standard psuedo-comedy match up. Eve pinned Jillian to pick up the win.

Post match, Chris Masters came out to fight Chavo. Apparently Chris Masters is a face now.

At this point the Emergency Alert System decided to do an Emergency TEST! They interrupted my RAW program! What the hell! I hate this place.

Dx vs Chris Jericho no contest

Jericho had to wrestle both members of Dx. It was a little interesting. Jericho was definitely out numbered and was getting hit hard. The ref was knocked out at one point and out came The Big Show to help out. Triple H got a chair, and that only made the giant mad. The match never really finished, I assume it was thrown out. Jericho and the Big show were left standing with the belts and Ladders.

Sheamus and John Cena had a “debate”. If you saw it, you know what I’m talking about. This was the worst ending to raw I’ve ever seen. Seriously, the worst…it was like a contract signing, and it ended with Sheamus beating up Cena, knocking down Mark Cuban.

Mark Cuban didn’t back down from Sheamus, and he got pushed down! Seriously, he got punked out! Sheamus proceeded to knock Cuban through a table! Yep, basically speared him through a table! If you missed it…you missed it. That’s when the Dallas Mavericks players jumped the guard rail, and Sheamus decided to leave.

WWE Monday Night Raw 8/31/09 Results and Review The American Dream

WWE Monday Night Raw 8/31/09 Results

Beth Phoenix won a Divas Battle Royal
Chris Jericho defeated MVP
Hornswoggle defeated Chavo Guerrero in a bull rope match
Mark Henry defeated Big Show by disqualification
Kofi Kingston defeated The Miz, Jack swagger, and Carlito
Mickie James defeated Beth Phoenix

WWE Monday Night Raw 8/31/09 Review

Dusty Rhodes was the special guest host and he was immediately called down to ringside, to a nice ovation. Rhodes got on the mic and talked about a few things, and I was too tired to care. Sorry folks, I’m back in black, but just very tired. Randy Orton came out and started whining and complaining about Dusty’s attempt to make a title match between Cody Rhodes and Orton for the title! Out came Cody Rhodes, and business was about to pick up. Nothing too crazy happened, but things will definitely heat up later.

Beth Phoenix won a Divas Battle Royal

Divas Battle Royal Participants:

Beth Phoenix, Rosa Mendes, Jillian, Alicia Fox, Kelly Kelly, and Gail Kim

This was your standard over the top battle Royal, only it was really fast, and women were getting thrown over the top rope left and right. Gail Kim and Beth Phoenix put on a good fight against each other, and somehow Jillian also put on a show. Beth Phoenix was basically knocked out on the apron, and Gail Kim fought off Jillian for the majority of this match up. Neither diva could get the upper hand, and this thing really slowed down, after a fast opening. Jillian countered the Hurricanrana which was looking like a major botched move. Gail Kim managed to hang on for dear life while Jillian flew over her, but it was Beth Phoenix that took advantage in the end, knocking out Gail Kim off the apron after a frantic fight, and the Glamazon will get a shot at the title.

Chris Jericho defeated MVP

MVP got a shot at one half of the tag team champions, and this match was ok to say the least. It wasn’t the best match that these guys could pull out, but it had enough of a good set of reversals towards the end to redeem itself. MVP missed his finisher, reversed the Walls of Jericho, but Jericho hit the Codebreaker out of nowhere, and got the win on this one. The match seemed a little slow, then out of nowhere hitting the Codebreaker really had me cheering, so overall, the match ended well, even if it took a little time to develop into something worth watching.

Degeneration X trying to sell dvd’s was stupid. Hornswoggle walking down the halls in a cowboy outfit was also boring…but Undertaker’s promo was scary…He’s back! Hopefully he comes back as the scary taker, not some easily defeated idiot.
Hornswoggle defeated Chavo Guerrero in a bull rope match

Chavo was wearing a Cow outfit…I kid you not. This is a new low, I couldn’t believe this was real, this was just the saddest day for Chavo’s career. This was a bull rope match…sadly. I took a bathroom break during this match, and upon returning Hornswoggled had won. Once again, this is a sad day for the Guerreros.

Oh yeah, Evan Bourne came down to help Hornswoggle with the big splash.

Mark Henry defeated Big Show by disqualification

This match sucked, and Show got Henry to hit an exposed turnbuckle. Then Show punched him in the face, and that was that. This match wasn’t that great, and Henry got beat up a lot. Lame.

Kofi Kingston defeated The Miz, Jack swagger, and Carlito

This match had a lot of great spots in this match up. These guys were flying all over the place, spot after spot, and it looked good at times. Even The Miz had a lot of good spots, which was odd. Carlito hit a sweet Backstabber and and I thought he won, but nope, Kofi Kingston hit Trouble in Paradise out of nowhere, and just like that Kofi retains his title. I tell you folks, this was the best match on Raw tonight, even if it was a spotfest, it fit, it was actually good, not bad.

Mickie James defeated Beth Phoenix

The wwe title was up for grabs here and it was another title defense for Mickie. Mickie seemed a half step slower than Phoenix in this match up. Towards the mid point of this match, Mickie was favoring her shoulder. Phoenix was taking advantage, hitting some high impact moves and this really calmed the crowd, only setting up a DDT reversal, and the pinfall from Mickie James! This wasn’t a terrible match, but it wasn’t really that great either. I liked the ending, and Mickie James did try to sell that shoulder injury, but eh, the divas title seems like a joke to me, a stupid butterfly belt…lame.

The final match was supposed to be Orton vs Rhodes, with Cena as the referee, but it turned out to be a Dusty Rhodes double cross, which ended with a Cena beatdown from Legacy and Orton, but of course DX came down for the save.

Legacy beat up everyone, including Dusty Rhodes. Everyone was out cold and the show was over.

Not the greatest ending.

WWE Monday Night Raw 8/17/09 Review and Results Freddie Prinze Jr Host

WWE Monday Night Raw 8/17/09 Results

Kofi Kingston defeated Carlito in a U.S Title Match
The Miz defeated Evan Bourne
Mickie James defeated Gail Kim in a women’s title match
MVP defeated Jack Swagger via disqualification
Hornswoggle defeated Chavo Guerrero in a falls count anywhere match
John Cena & Randy Orton defeated Chris Jericho & The Big Show in a lumber jack match

WWE Monday Night Raw 8/17/09 Review

Freddie Prinze Jr started on the mic, and it wasn’t that bad. He was actually making some quick references, and he seemed like a legit fan and not someone promoting something. He’s not half bad, yet…but the night is young. Mid speech out came a fisherman with a hook, in full costume. It turns out it was Santino! Santino made a few jokes about pas movies that have come out before, and it was hilarious, Santino is great on the mic. Orton came out and wanted out of the main event, when Freddie refused, Orton hit him with a sick finisher, not he RKO, and he went down.

Nice opening segment, nothing too crazy here, a little comedy a little wrestling, and we’re on our way.

Kofi Kingston defeated Carlito in a U.S Title Match

Here was a good overall match up. I didn’t see the Superstars match, but the clips were good. Carlito kept trucking through Kofi’s onslaught of moves. Kofi kept pushing through with high flying moves, from the top rope, or springboards, creating some excitement for the crowd, who was really getting into this match. It was Carlito that was putting on a clinic, with smart reversals, and all things pointing to the backstabber, but it wasn’t to be had, as Kofi got out of the way of the Backstabber attempt, and landed Trouble in Paradise, for the quick win. Kofi did not win an easy one, but he manage to win this one, escaping yet again, with the title.

The Miz defeated Evan Bourne

The Miz was all over Bourne, who was having trouble getting his usual offense in. The Miz was hitting way harder than in the past, trying to prove something to the fans, or to the guys in the back. He was really putting the boots to Evan Bourne, with some heavy hits, and eventually with some submission moves that would’ve caused the average man to tap, but not here, Bourne kept hanging in there. The Miz went to the top rope, and was ready to pounce on Bourne, but was thwarted with a quick kick to the face, in a nicely timed maneuver. It looked like Bourne was going to get a second wind, and possibly edging out a win, but it never worked out, The Miz hit the Skull Crushing Finale and it was the end. The Miz wins, and Bourne continues to lose on raw.

Degeneration X reformed, they had a funny bit, but it was cut short once they got to the ring. Legacy ran down to the ring and beat the crap out of the newly formed degeneration x, proving that Triple H was wrong about getting Shawn back in ring. Hopefully this means that DX gets two more additions, oh you didn’t know? Well…I’m calling for Bg James and Kip James to come in and help, but it’s highly doubtful. Legacy beat the crap out of the DX guys, and left them in ring, nearly knocked out.

Mickie James defeated Gail Kim in a women’s title match

I’m not sure why the WWE gave us this match for free, but it was ok. These two can wrestle, but this match didn’t showcase that too much. It was actually interesting to see these women work together, especially since it seemed like Mickie James was working in a half step slower than what Gail Kim could’ve done. In fact, Gail Kim looked right at home in this match, while Mickie James (who seems to have gained a little weight) was winded. The rolling schoolboy pin reversals, mid match, was definitely great. Other than that, this match seemed to have just random points and spots, with no psychology of sorts. At one point Mickie James nearly broke her neck in a Hurricanrana. Mickie James won this match up, but with little to no fan fare, and little to no celebration. It almost looked like Kim was legit injured in this match up. This was an ok match up, but too short, and too wild and reckless for my tastes.

MVP defeated Jack Swagger via disqualification

Once again, we get a free match, that should’ve been on ppv, right? Maybe not. MVP didn’t get any major offense in during this match up. Jack Swagger went on the attack in this match up, and didn’t stop. He kept hitting MVP in the corner, eventually getting disqualified, and this match was too short, and really went nowhere fast.

Hornswoggle defeated Chavo Guerrero in a falls count anywhere match

Once again, Chavo gets stuck wrestling Hornswoggle. This time it was a falls count anywhere match up. This match went all the way to the back, and as Chavo opened up a door, a paint can hit him in the face. He lost to Hornswoggle yet again. As he got up, the camera showed the star of Home Alone! Yep! This match sucked, and I was too tired to like the cameo.

John Cena & Randy Orton defeated Chris Jericho & The Big Show in a lumber jack match

This match turned into a lumber jack match, with only good guys on the outside of the ring. This match made no major sense to me. John Cena, who easily handed The Big Show a victory several times before, couldn’t get any offense in against the big man in this match up. He was acting like he never wrestled The Big show, obviously there were a few moments, but nothing major. Orton wouldn’t tag Cena in, so Cena threw him inside the ring and forced a tag. Orton immediately got speared out of his boots by Big show, and rolled outside. He then got thrown back in by the lumberjacks; however the damage from Show had already been done. Jericho and Big Show worked together like a well oiled machine, forcing Orton into a world of pain, meanwhile Cena was trying to get tagged in, doing the opposite of what Orton was doing previously, allowing himself to look like he cared about the match, even though they are bitter rivals. Cena got tagged in and it was house cleaning time, with Cena going on a roll! He was setting up for the Five Knuckle shuffle, got blocked, but then hit the Attitude Adjustment on Jericho and won the match. However, immediately after the match up, Orton hit an RKO to cut the celebration a little early.

WWE Monday Night Raw 7/27/09 Results and Review Night of Shaq

WWE Monday Night Raw 7/27/09 Results

Mark Henry defeated Carlito in a beat the clock match (6:49)
Mickie James, Gail Kim, and Kelly Kelly defeated Beth Phoenix, Rosa Mendez, and Alicia Fox
MVP vs The Masterpiece Ended in a Double Countout
Kofi Kingston defeated The Brian Kendrick
Triple H vs Cody Rhodes Time Limit Failure
Hornswoggle defeated Chavo Guerrero in a Blind Fold Match
Evan Bourne defeated Jack Swagger in a beat the clock match (3:09)
John Cena defeated the Miz in a beat the clock match for the #1 contendership to Orton’s title at Summerslam
Cryme Tyme defeated Chris Jericho & Big Show with Shaq as special Enforcer via Disqualifcation

WWE Monday Night Raw 7/27/09 Review

Jerry Lawler introduced Shaq, and he came down and he’s so huge! The crowd was into it, so that was ok. Chris Jericho came down to the ring and stood up to Shaq, but got PWNED right away! Shaq called him Christina which was hilarious! The Big Show was introduced, and he was looking huge, and he was going to confront Shaq. Big Show got PWNED too, Shaq wasn’t having it; Shaq made a match with Cryme Tyme and the tag champions, and he’s going to be the outside enforcer!

Mark Henry defeated Carlito in a beat the clock match (6:49)

Apparently Beat the Clock is back in action. This match was all Henry. Carlito had no major chance in this match up. He was getting worked the whole time. Carlito tried to get offense in, but he was thwarted at every moment, Henry was no selling everything! Is Mark Henry the new Triple H? Maybe. Carlito tried his best, but it was not to be had. Mark Henry defeated Carlito with relative ease, then he tried to get the fans involved.

Mickie James, Gail Kim, and Kelly Kelly defeated Beth Phoenix, Rosa Mendez, and Alicia Fox

Gail Kim and Beth Phoenix started this match, and it was really cool. The two “divas” can still wrestle and I always appreciate that out of those two. However, in came the other girls, and it wasn’t the same. Gail Kim tried to make Rosa, and Alicia look good, but it wasn’t happening. Those two are going to injure someone. Mickie James couldn’t even make Alicia Fox look good, her timing is off, and it’s evident she’s not going to last a long time in the WWE…at least I hope not. Whatever the case is, this match did manage some great spots from Mickie James, and Gail Kim, as well as Beth Phoenix, so it wasn’t all for not.

Shaq and Cole w/ Hornswoggle had a cool segment back stage where Shaq made cole look dumb.

MVP vs The Masterpiece Ended in a Double Countout

The Masterpiece came out, which hasn’t been on television for a long time. He looks like he’s still on the juice, in case you were wondering. MVP had to win this match under six minutes, to get a title shot. MVP was all over Masters, trying to get this match with a quick pin, but it wasn’t working that well, Masters kept fighting back and even showed a surprise bit of athleticism mid match. MVP wasn’t lying down though, he seriously wants a title shot, so he was throwing everything at Masters, as fast as possible. The Masterpiece locked on the Masterlock on the outside, and wouldn’t let go, getting himself and MVP counted out! So Mark Henry’s time is still the top number to beat.

Kofi Kingston defeated The Brian Kendrick

The Brian Kendrick is done. This match was roughly 20 seconds long. He went out there and was yelling at Jerry Lawler, mid rant Kofi hit Trouble in Paradise and pinned Kendrick without even trying. Looks like Kendrick is done…it’s over.

Triple H vs Cody Rhodes Time Limit Failure

Backstage Ted Dibiase Jr hit Triple H’s leg with a lead pipe. Cody then went into this match and went for the attack, working on Triple H’s leg. He didn’t have to win this match, he just had to make sure Triple H didn’t win with record time. It was pretty much Cody until the two minute mark, when Triple H was trying to mount a comeback, but it wasn’t working to his favor. Ted Dibiase came down to distract Triple H, he resisted, but wasn’t able to win this one as time ran out as he was hitting Cody Rhodes with the pedigree. Triple H will NOT BE in the main event at Summerslam, YES!

Hornswoggle defeated Chavo Guerrero in a Blind Fold Match

Shades of Wrestlemania 7 were seen here. I remember being in attendance at WM7 and screaming my lungs out for Jake the snake to hit the DDT on Martel, great match. Chavo’s jobber status was definitely cemented here. Hornswoggle yet again got the better of the veteran wrestler, and this wasn’t even funny, as much as it was sad. The saddest point was definitely Chavo hitting, or trying to hit a Frog Splash with nobody there…Chavo is a good sport for going with this but it really sucks for him, former ECW Champion, Cruiserweight Champion, tag team champion…oh well. Hornswoggle wins again. It must be noted that only Chavo Guerrero was blind folded.

Evan Bourne defeated Jack Swagger in a beat the clock match (3:09)

This match was a cluster of high spots and reactions. It was obvious to me that Bourne was going to win all along. It was an easy win, Swagger played along and lost in about 3 minutes. There wasn’t a whole lot to this match up. It’s an interesting match up, but this one could be good with more time.

Maybe I’m missing something, but Bourne beat the clock by winning with three minutes or so…but I guess that doesn’t mean that he wins? I don’t know, he won the match but he didn’t beat the clock? I don’t know, this got confusing, an I just let it go.

John Cena defeated the Miz in a beat the clock match for the #1 contendership to Orton’s title at Summerslam

The Miz was not just losing this match like usual, he was trying to make this match last as long as possible. It seemed like a no brainer, and it was. Cena wasn’t losing, and he didn’t, now he faces Orton at Summerslam. A major reason NOT to get Summerslam for me; I’m not looking forward to that at all. Cena vs Orton? Lame. Miz got a raw deal again.

Cryme Tyme defeated Chris Jericho & Big Show with Shaq as special Enforcer via Disqualifcation

Big Show was dominant in this match. He was working over JTG throughout the opening and middle point of this match up. Jericho was tagged in and he continued the work that Big Show had started, and things were not looking good for Cryme Tyme, despite Shaq trying to motivate them. Shaq pushed Jericho, and was getting involved slightly on the outside every now and again, whenever he could squeeze in a little bit while the referee wasn’t looking. Big Show got himself disqualified.

Post match, Big Show called out Shaq. Big Show pushed Shaq, and Shaq kept trash talking so Show grabbed him by the neck! Shaq grabbed Show! The Crowd was going nuts, a Shoulder block later and Show was out of the ring, and I was marking out like a school girl…geez…I guess WWE got me, they got me. I liked it, I’m sorry folks, Shaq made that ending worthwhile, and Cole screaming BOOMSHAKALAKA really made my night. HAHAHA! Shaq on Raw wasn’t half bad, I liked it.

Well….maybe I didn’t like it all, but that was a good spot at the end, I thought it was cool. Jeremy Piven will be the host next week.

WWE Monday Night Raw 7/20/09 Results and Review ZZ Top GM Edition

WWE Monday Night Raw 7/20/09 Results

Kofi Kingston, MVP, and Primo defeated Jack Swagger, Carlito, and The Big Show
Jerry Lawler defeated The Brian Kendrick
Mark Henry defeated Chris Jericho via disqualification
Hornswoggle defeated Chavo Guerrero in a sharp dressed man match
Triple H & John Cena defeated Orton & Legacy

WWE Monday Night Raw 7/20/09 Review

John Cena opened the show, and rambled. The most important thing I got form him was that the WWE championship match at Night of Champions was the same Main Event from Wrestlemania a few years back! What the hell? Shut up Cena! I am having trouble with this show already. Orton came out at some point…geez, a long night indeed.

Triple H claims he DIDN’T care if he won the title! Yeah Right! YEAH RIGHT! I almost fell out of my chair. Oh yeah, he came out to the party. The three started to random talk and it was boring.

Backstage Sanitno and ZZ Top had some great comedic stuff, with Santino getting a beard and a guitar. Sure it wasn’t perfect, but it had something funny. Nevermind, this was stupid, I’m tired.

Kofi Kingston, MVP, and Primo defeated Jack Swagger, Carlito, and The Big Show

Here we go, your standard six man tag. There were rushed spots, to slow down moments from The Big Show, giving the match a false sense of timing. This match had a lot of slow moments, but the smaller guys made this exciting, especially towards the end with the faces going over with some sweet reversals, including a nice Huricanrana/Head Scissors over the top rope from Kofi on big show. Primo pinned Carlito, after a nice head butt off the top rope.

Post match Big Show beat up everyone, and then stood there like a chump. These men will face each other in a US Title Six Pack challenge this weekend.

Back with ZZ Top, Chris Jericho was talking to the guys and wanted to jam. They set up Jericho in a match, it was hilarious….hilariously awkward.

Jerry Lawler defeated The Brian Kendrick

Lawler got into the ring and was prepared to wrestle The Brian Kendrick. Lawler was getting mauled early on, seriously just getting mauled. King got back into it, countered The Kendrick, then hit his second rope fist to the face and won! The Brian Kendrick was buried by Jerry Lawler, and that was the end of that.

Mark Henry defeated Chris Jericho via disqualification

Jericho was trying to fight Mark Henry, which to me, made Jericho look weak. He wasn’t getting as much offense to hit as hard as some of Henry’s other recent opponents, mainly Evan Bourne. However, Jericho is a technician not necessarily a high flyer. Henry wasn’t going down often, and Jericho was obviously getting frustrated that he couldn’t chop down the big man down. Jericho couldn’t turn Henry over into the Walls of Jericho, Henry immediately throwing him out with superior leg strength.

Jericho then, out of desperation, hit Henry with a chair, and got dq’d and he kept fighting Henry. Henry got the last laugh with a sick World’s Strongest Slam, and you know what? The crowd started to cheer, but I heard that a few weeks back his cheers are being piped in and edited. I don’t know….I’m too tired for this.

Hornswoggle defeated Chavo Guerrero in a sharp dressed man match

Sure it’s comedic, sure some of the fans like it. However, I’m sick of seeing Chavo Guerrero get buried in the WWE. What did he ever do to deserve this? I don’t know, this is stupid. I won’t even dignify it with more than that.

Worst match in the history of Raw…so stupid!

Santino ran off ZZ Top by stripping to “She Got Legs” so stupid. Raw is like a punch in the face.

What the hell? Next week SHAQ is in charge! What the heck? What the! WHYYYYY? I’m so tired of this BS, someone hire me to write for WWE, I’d stand up, I’d get fired for the sake of it…I don’t know, I’m tired.

Rosa Mendes & Alicia Fox defeated Kellly Kelly and Gail Kim

This match had all your standards, the divas botching it, trying too hard. I wonder if someone in the divas camp is going to get fired soon. There were a few bright moments, Kelly seems to be a little bit better than usual, but I’m not sure if that necessiarly means a whole lot. Overall, I didn’t really like it, and it was a good thing it wasn’t too long of a match, it ended abruptly as all “divas” matches do on wwe television.

Triple H & John Cena defeated Orton & Legacy

This match was weird, it seemed like it was painfully obvious that the bad guys (Legacy) weren’t going to win. I remember when stables were good, like the Four Horsemen, and you had to really fight to beat those guys. This match started off with Cena and Orton cleaning house with ease, it was another cookie cutter match beginning. The match, of course, turned around and for once Legacy looked like a well oiled machine. Why they can’t do that from the on set is beyond me. The Brain Busters used to be able to do that, I’m just saying. Triple H was getting worked for a good portion of the match, but was able to get a hot tag to John Cena and this thing fell off the rails and Cena rolled up Orton out of the blue. It seemed like a forced, surprise ending because time was running out, and it was ludicrous. I hated this raw.

Raw sucked, but you know what? I understand. What can ya do? Next week SHAQ as GM!

WWE Superstars 6/18/09 Results

WWE Superstars 6/18/09 Results

Chavo Guerrero defeated Santino Marella
Zack Ryder defeated local competitor
Eve defeated Layla w/ Special Guest Referee Maria
Christian, Carlito & Primo defeated Jack Swagger & The Hart Dynasty

WWE Superstars 5/28/09 Results

WWE Superstars 5/28/09 Results

Unified WWE Tag Team Champions Carlito & Primo defeated Shelton Benjamin & Charlie Haas (non-title)
Jack Swagger defeated Finlay
John Cena defeated Ted DiBiase

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Wwe Monday Night Raw 5/4/09 Results and Review More Demented Wrestling

Wwe Monday Night Raw 5/4/09 Results

Kofi Kingston defeated Matt Hardy
Cody Rhodes defeated MVP by countout
Mickie James defeated Maryse
Ted Dibiase Jr. defeated Batista
Carlito defeated The Brian Kendrick
Shane McMahon defeated Legacy via DQ

Wwe Monday Night Raw 5/4/09 Review

The show, for once, didn’t start with talking on the mic. It seemed as though we were on a collision course with wrestling as Orton came to ringside ad awaited Shane McMahon. McMahon ambushed Orton from behind and the match started on the outside, with a brawl ensuing. Shane had this thing going his way completely but out came the rest of Legacy and they descended on Shane, beating him 3 on 1. MVP came down to the ring for the save, he was throwing haymakers, but it wasn’t enough as he had to fight 3 on 1 as well. Batista came running down to ringside as well, and he single handedly took out Legacy and Randy Orton ran away like a cowardly dog.

Vickie Guerrero came down to ringside and yelled about crap. She said that Shane McMahon will wrestle Orton. Mvp will take on Cody Rhodes, and Batista will face Ted Dibiase. If either one wins their match they join either Randy Orton or Shane’s corner. “Win and your in” they said, and I was a blur case I was tired.

Kofi Kingston defeated Matt Hardy

Matt Hardy was fighting with a cast again. Kofi was getting worked over really good by Matt in this match. Even with one arm Matt hardy was putting on a good match, nd that’s a big credit to him and Kofi, both working well through the match, much like Cowboy Bob Orton when he wore a cast for six years. In a shocker, Kofi Kingston somehow managed to win this one via pinfall, this was rad; Kofi Kingston then was attacked by Matt Hardy with his cast, surprise surprise.

Cody Rhodes defeated MVP by countout

MVP was putting on a good show here against Cody Rhodes in this match up. Cody has been steadily improving as well, I’m surprised that the WWE hasn’t forced him to bulk up, he looked small compared to a much larger MVP. It wasn’t like he was being dwarfed but it was definitely interesting to note. William Regal knocked MVP off the apron, forcing a count out.

At this point there was a singing contest? It was weird. Festus and Jillian sang and what not. The Miz came out and beat up Festus, and then cut another promo about how cool he was. He called out John Cena again and this time around John Cena came out to the ramp. Then down came The Big Show.

There was a stand off, no sign of the Miz here, just Show and Cena. The Big Show then beat up Cena, much to the fans delight…well adult fans that don’t buy ppv or merchandise and talk on blogs. Not me, I buy stuff and barely scrape enough cash for 2 ppv’s a month.

Mickie James defeated Maryse

This was an interesting match up. Mickie James got a lot of good shots into this match up and it seemed like Maryse was made to look weak against the former Women’s champion because the ending was terrible. Maryse lost this one clean, and I am tired. This was dumb.

Ted Dibiase Jr. defeated Batista

This seemed obvious, with MVP losing earlier, I knew that Ted would be losing this one. This was standard Batista fair, he was getting worked early on, with rest holds of all things, until an epic comeback. After a while, I thought this thing was going to go all Batista, but then, Ted Dibiase won via disqualified!

Carlito defeated The Brian Kendrick

This match was great, it was fast paced and entertaining. However, this match was terrible for Kendrick. Once again Kendrick loses, and Carlito has really upped his game. Carlito pushes through in his one even though Kendrick has a lot of great pieces of offense though, so it wasn’t a total squash, but when the dust settled it was Carlito looking good yet again.

Shane McMahon defeated Legacy via DQ

This was a major handicap match. Shane McMahon was taking care of business. Seriously, he was really putting on a great show getting the upper hand on all of Legacy. However, it wouldn’t last forever because Orton got upset and was stomping Shane out like a chump. I’m not sure where the WWE was going through with this match, they are showing Shane can be superman at times, taking unnecessary risks. Legacy really then went to work on permanently injuring Shane McMahon towards the end of this match by putting his leg down and getting hit with the steel steps. I hate this ending, and didn’t get it. Shane McMahon wins but gets a broken leg for his trouble.

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ECW on Sci Fi 3/24/09 Results and Review

This was another quick ECW….so here is my 2 cents.

Carlito defeated John Morrison in a Lumber Jack Match

This match didn’t start off as a lumber jack match, it started as a regular match and then turned into one when Morrison tried to leave the ring. The match was restarted and it was all Carlito, putting away Morrison finally with the Backstabber for the clean victory. Carlito has really been impressive, he’s coasting in the ring right now, which is a far cry from his depressed performances that we had to watch a year or two ago.

The Fink was added to the WWE Hall of Fame.

Evan Bourne & Tommy Dreamer defeated Tyson Kidd & Jack Swagger

This was definitely something worth checking out. Tyson Kidd & Jack Swagger teamed up against Evan Bourne and Tommy Dreamer, and this is something that shoould’ve been reserved for ppv. Or at least ECW main event status; by the way, where is Ricky Ortiz right now? Tyson Kidd was the aggressor early on, and it was interesting to see how well he worked in ring against Bourne. It was short lived, because Tommy Dreamer came in and worked a stiffer style, and really put the boots to Tyson Kidd. Of course we had to get to commercial break, and upon return Jack Swagger was beating Tommy Dreamer decisively. It’s funny that Swagger hasn’t gotten a Wrestlemania match up to this point, even though he’s the champ. This match broke down when Evan Bourne jumped in and took things to the next level. He threw up his moves, and pinned Tyson Kidd clean! That’s the end of that, huh?

MVP’s Lounge

MVP showed up on ECW, one again proving that you don’t need to have brand divisions! I hate the draft because of this. MVP had all the superstars from Money in the Bank, and it was interesting to say the least.

This was a lame edition of ECW, and it didn’t have that much wrestling. I guess the WWE doesn’t want too many key people injured before the big event.

ECW on Sci Fi Results 3/24/09

Carlito defeated John Morrison in a Lumber Jack Match
Evan Bourne & Tommy Dreamer defeated Tyson Kidd & Jack Swagger

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WWE Smackdown 12/26/08 Review and Results

The day after Christmas the WWE aired this edition of Smackdown and I was half asleep at first, but woke up enough to review what was going down, and this is how it went down.

Triple H defeated Chavo Guerrero

Chavo can never catch a break. It’s sad to note that this once again features Chavo getting owned by Triple H. Triple H won this match in an easy manner. He dissected Chavo into little pieces and just beat him, even with a valiant effort to revive the classic Guerrero chair distraction routine, it just wasn’t meant to be for the little guy and Triple H beat him easily. Chavo Guerrero is nothing but a jobber, and that’s a sad state to be in.

Shelton Benjamin defeated Shane Helms

I didn’t know how to call this match. The match was cool but Huricane seemed to be a little too over zealous in many ways and I didn’t trust that he was completely out of his ring rust. He went in there and really put the boots to Shelton Benjamin and it looked like the title was going to change hands tonight as Helms had the crowd behind him and was giving Shelton everything but the kitchen sink in terms of wrestling maneuvers. He even took to the air and was letting caution go to the wind in this match up, really forcing Shelton to try and combat things and defend his title forth right. Helms hit the Shining Wizard and I thought for sure this was over, but Benjamin still managed to kick out and take control. Things changed in the match when Shelton hit the Pay Dirt and it was over. Shelton Benjamin retains his title in this good title defense.

Carlito defeated The Brian Kendrick

What a fast paced match up! I was rooting for The Kendrick, but Carlito was too much for him this time. Carlito hit a bunch of good spots, including his back elbow which came across quite nicely. The Kendrick was going for his finisher but was countered into the back stabber and this match was over fast! Wow, fast match, and not that good, but The Kendrick loses in this match up, interesting to see where they are going with this.

Maryse defeated Michelle McCool (Maria was the special guest referee)

This match was very awkward in a lot of ways. The match didn’t really go that well, and overall it wasn’t that good of match. It really bored the crowd and myself with really lame moves, and the only real chemistry that existed was between Maria and McCool who are obviously going to start feuding in the near future. Maryse took the title from Mccool in this match up, and after winning walked away. Post match though, McCool beat the crap out of Maria for counting the three, and this bored me too, so who cares right? Yeah.

The Great Khali defeated MVP

It’s been a long time since MVP got a fair chance to win. He’s going out there and losing and there’s nothing he can do but just get paid. I guess it’s nice to be on the losing end, and still get a pay check, but this is getting ridiculous. MVP got killed, despite hitting his drive by kick. Khali has new music and looked good out there, no kiss cam, just straight business, this match was short and swift. Post match, Kennedy came out to do his, well, whatever it is he does out there for no apparent reason.

Vladimir Kozlov defeated Jimmy Wang Yang

I didn’t even know that Yang was still employed by the wwe. It’s sad to see a once promising cruiserweight get dismantled in such an easy fashion. It’s funny to me to see Kozlov out there fighting some random jobber. I hope that Kozlov gets the title sooner than later, so at least I can see some good matches or defenses or attempts. So far this monster gimmick isn’t working out, I mean he’s wrestling Jimmy Wang Yang? Come on man, come on!

Jeff hardy defeated The Big Show via countout

The Big Show dominated the majority of this match. I hate when the champion looks bad, and this really made Jeff Hardy look bad. He didn’t get any offense early on, and Show really proved that he was way bigger and badder than the newly crowned champion. Jeff Hardy was wrestling a very slow, steady match, unlike his previous endeavors. I’m not sure why this match was booked the way it was, but this match was boring for the most part. Big Show really did put a hurting on Jeff Hardy, and Show looked poised to win this match. The Big Show kicking out of the swanton really made me wonder why the wwe feels it necessary to bury the champion. Hardy did manage to fight his way back into this match up, but the damage to his credibility was already done. After a dominating match up featuring the Big Show, Hardy managed to get Big Show counted out for the victory. What a lame match, this was upsetting to me. I wanted to go to bed, I should have.

WWE Smackdown 12/26/08 Results:

Triple H defeated Chavo Guerrero
Shelton Benjamin defeated Shane Helms
Carlito defeated The Brian Kendrick
Maryse defeated Michelle McCool (Maria was the special guest referee)
The Great Khali defeated MVP
Vladimir Kozlov defeated Jimmy Wang Yang
Jeff hardy defeated The Big Show via countout

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WWE Smackdown 12/19/08 Results and Review

I almost forgot that the WWE aired Smackdown earlier on Fridays, which is lame. I barely got in on time to catch it, but here it goes, SMACKDOWN!

R-Truth & Hurricane Helms defeated United States Champion Shelton Benjamin & Montel Vontavious Porter (Tag Team Match)

Standard tag team match up with the good guys catching a break. MVP is still on a losing streak and he’s causing anyone around him to lose matches, just ask Shelton Benjamin. When’s the next time Shelton Benjamin going to win a match up? It’s been a long time since he’s made that title of his legitimate. When is Hurricane or R-Truth going to get the championship belt? We’ll be waiting a while, I can feel it, unless someone dros the belts at the Rumble, I’m not sure though.
World Tag Team Champion John Morrison defeated Festus

This was a throwaway match up. I can’t stand these single matches featuring tag team specialists. This match sucked, standard big man match with some funny moments, but overall not that great. Jesse got to the bell early on, and that was great, good psychology that’s for sure. It didn’t work out in the end though.

Edge defeated ECW Champion Matt Hardy (Non-title)

This was alright, the two have battled it out several times before and this match was ok. The two work well in the ring together, but come on, you knew what was going to happen. Edge dominated a good amount of this match up, and eventually got the win. Did you expect anything else? The Ecw champion sucks now, because he is always made to look really weak.

Ezekiel Jackson defeated WWE Tag Team Champion Carlito

Another great befalling to the Colon’s. Yep, the Colon’s are on their way down and here’s another example. I’m not sure why Smackdown has both the WWE Tag Team titles and the World Tag Team titles on the same show, at least technically. This is weird, seriously, this is dumb, but I guess we’re going to see The Kendrick and Ezekiel with the belts? I’m not sure where they are going with these two, but I’m almost positive that Kendrick didn’t want to be locked into a tag team scene, which is going to be the case if they keep wrestling the tag champs individually.

Maryse defeated Maria (Maryse earns Divas Championship Match)

I like Maryse’s body, but her matches? Lame. This match wasn’t all that great, and I don’t know why I expect anything out of Maria. This match was lame, and it was short. I guess that means it was half good, right? The two divas did try hard to make this match credible, but overall, they still need work. Maybe Finlay can go back to helping the divas get more credible outputs.

WWE Champion Jeff Hardy defeated Vladimir Kozlov (DQ) (Non-title)

Why are they giving us his for free n television? I’m not sure what’s going on here, but the match was a preview to what’s most likely going to be a long winded feud, if they keep it up. I’m not sure why Kozlov isn’t on top again, it seems that he’s always chasing the title, and while I might be interested in this whole thing, I doubt anyone else is going to care too much, and that’s a shame. Hardy wins, and now he too is the immortal champion, and I hate when this happens, sorry. Edge cost Kozlov the victory, but he didn't mind, this was an odd ending. Triple H face again? whatever.

Smackdown 12/19/08 Results

WWE Champion Jeff Hardy defeated Vladimir Kozlov (DQ) (Non-title)
Maryse defeated Maria (Maryse earns Divas Championship Match)
Ezekiel Jackson defeated WWE Tag Team Champion Carlito
Edge defeated ECW Champion Matt Hardy (Non-title)
World Tag Team Champion John Morrison defeated Festus
R-Truth & Hurricane Helms defeated United States Champion Shelton Benjamin & Montel Vontavious Porter (Tag Team Match)

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