WWE Monday Night Raw 3/1/10 Results and Review

WWE Monday Night Raw 3/1/10 Results

Randy Orton defeated Ted Dibiase via disqualification
Jack Swagger defeated Santino
MVP defeated Zack Ryder
Eve beat Maryse, Alicia Fox ,Jillian,Gail Kim, and Kelly Kelly
Big Show & The Miz defeated Dx

WWE Monday Night Raw 3/1/10 Review

Shawn Michaels opened up the show, in street clothes coming down to ringside. HBK cut a promo asking for someone to come out and say he couldn’t beat the undertaker, and that’s when Triple H’s music hit. HBK and Triple H talk about random crap including Dx getting their rematch for the Tag Team Titles tonight on Raw.

Triple H goes on to say that Undertaker’s streak is going to end and that HBK will do it.

Cheech and Chong did a sketch, more like Chong did a sketch with Hornswoggle…it was dumb.

Randy Orton defeated Ted Dibiase via disqualification

Randy Orton was struggling throughout this match up. Ted Dibiase was fighting like he was on ppv, and Orton was taking every hit, until he got really excited and was ready to hit the RKO. Cody Rhodes came down and interfered in the match up, leaving Rhodes and Dibiase to fight off Orton. The two teamed up leaving Orton to fight off both men at the same time. Orton got the better of the exchange getting both men to leave the ring.

Jack Swagger defeated Santino

Santino has the best shirt in the WWE right now. I wish I had money.

This was a squash match. Santino went from being Intercontinental Champion at one point…I think….to now what? Nothing.

John Cena cut a promo, and the crowd was insane. I didn’t care for it, but he called out Batista. Mind you, this is the top of the first hour and only two matches have occurred. Batista’s music hit and man did he get a nice reception too. Batista rolled out with a ton of security guards for what seems like no apparent reason.

MVP defeated Zack Ryder

MVP squashes Zack Ryder completely. Not even a fair match. Ryder buried, and fired if You ask me.

Eve beat Maryse, Alicia Fox ,Jillian,Gail Kim, and Kelly Kelly

This was stupid. A pillow fight. I don’t know what else to say about it. Eve wins and that was that.

At this point in the night I got tired of this but kept pegging along.

Bret Hart and Vince had a nice little promo of random crap. They did their thing, I was bored, looking forward to getting some grub.

Big Show & The Miz defeated Dx

Show started by trying to manhandle HBK and he was doing it well as Michaels was bumping like a champ. This match was going well and wasn’t half bad, but then Undertaker showed up on the big screen, Miz rolled up HBK and wins the match. So lame. What a load of suck.

Post match, Sheamus ran out and beat up Triple H as HBK ran back to the backstage area crying like a little idiot.

Final thoughts:

This night of wrestling was very forgettable to me.

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WWE Monday Night Raw 2/8/10 Results and Review Bret Harts Revenge

WWE Monday Night Raw 2/8/10 Results

Sheamus defeated Christian
The Miz & The Big Show defeated Degeneration X and Cm Punk & Luke Gallows in an elimination style triple threat match for the unified tag team titles
Gail Kim defeated Jillian
Cody Rhodes defeated Randy Orton

WWE Monday Night Raw 2/8/10 Review

Here we go another Monday Night Raw! We’ve been waiting for this one, with an elimination triple threat match for the tag titles being one of the big advertised matches tonight, which will be great…right? We’ll see.

Carl Edwards was the guest host tonight, and I don’t know who he is, other than a Nascar guy. Edwards was interrupted by Sheamus, and after Sheamus was ragging on the new host, out came none other than CHRISTIAN! He came out to a lukewarm reception, and it looked like Sheamus was going to kick his head off.

Sheamus defeated Christian

Sheamus started this match really strong, but Christian wasn’t laying down. He took it to Sheamus, and the two exchanged rights and lefts, and I was marking out for this match up. Christian threw everything he had at Sheamus and I thought it was all over, but nope, Sheamus managed to kick Christian’s head off, then hit the Razors edge…or whatever they call it, and pinned Christian clean. I don’t think Christian was completely buried, but this should’ve been a win for Christian in my book.

The Miz & The Big Show defeated Degeneration X and Cm Punk & Luke Gallows in an elimination style triple threat match for the unified tag team titles

This match was given a good amount of time. Punk was cleaning house and really hitting HBK with some big moves. Triple H was clearing out the outside of the ring, and this match had some good overall moments. I thought Punk and Gallows were due for a big win, but Shawn Micheals nearly killed Punk with a Superkick, getting the Straightedge society eliminated from this elimination style triple threat match. I liked the way this match went, lots of good spots, plenty of time, and then a slowed down pace towards the end with Big Show showing off his weight and size against a much smaller HBK. HBK was getting worn out and tagged in Triple H at random, and was stunned when The Miz rolled him up and got the quick three count, garnering the new tag team as champions! Yep, The Miz and Big Show are now the unified tag team champions!

HBK begged Theodore Long to trade him to Smackdown. He was begging to get in on the Elimination Chamber. HBK knocked out Theodore Long with a Super Kick then walked away, his career (he said) is over.

Gail Kim defeated Jillian

Not much of a match here, in fact it bored me, but before I could yawn Gail Kim won. They should just scrap the divas title completely.

Cody Rhodes defeated Randy Orton

This is a shocker of some sort. Cody Rhodes was getting beat up in this one, but Sheamus interrupted the match for a second, and Orton got hit with Crossroads and lost cleanly. Not a great match, but it was interesting to see Rhodes get a win over Orton, that’s for sure.

John Cena came out and buried Ted Dibiase Jr. There was no major match or anything he just beat the crap out of Dibiase and that was it. Then he cut a promo against Batista and how he wants to fight him tonight. Vince McMahon came down at Cena’s request and McMahon cut a promo.

John Cena said that Bret Hart wants a match at wrestlemania with Vince McMahon! McMahon says YES! John Cena walked away though. McMahon said yes and then playd last weeks finale to Raw. Bret Hart came out of the crowd and was beating the crap out of a random guy, then beat the crap out of Vince McMahon, and wants a shot at Mcmahon!

McMahon then said he didn’t want Bret at Wrestlemania, and ran away like a chump.

Hart then started to dismantle the Raw set!

Final Thoughts

This raw had some good wrestling. Not a lot of it, but it had some good stuff towards the middle of the show. I was hoping the Straightedge society would capture the gold, but that’s ok.

Hart and McMahon to happen at wrestlemania? I SAY YES!

That’s all. I won’t have a Superstars review because I lost my satellite free promotion. So now I have to settle for the regular shows…it was good for a week.

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WWE Monday Night Raw 1/25/09 Results and Review Week Before Rumble

WWE Monday Night Raw 1/25/10 Results

DX defeated Legacy
The Big Show defeated MVP
Maryse defeated EVE
Cena vs. Sheamus (no contest)
Gail Kim defeated Alicia Fox

WWE Monday Night Raw 1/25/10 Review

They announced the guest hosts, and I already forgot who it was.

The show opened up with Degeneration X coming out for a match.

Shawn Michaels come out and talks a lot about he wants to win the Rumble, and asks Triple H to step down to win the Rumble. HHH wouldn’t bend at all, and it seemed like the two were headed to split up.

DX defeated Legacy

So far this match up wasn’t half bad. The match overall was going well, good fast paced action, back and forth tags. Legacy isolated HBK for a while, and it was interesting to watch as usual. However, things got really interesting when HBK and HHH started having problems in ring, and it looked like Legacy was going to get the cheap win. However, DX saddled up and managed to pull off another win against the faltering Legacy team.

The Dx guys are teasing a break up, with this Royal Rumble thing. It’ll be interesting to see them drop the titles on Friday and then break up and go on their separate ways. I for one am tired of Dx.

The Big Show defeated MVP

Before this match started The Miz and MVP verbally sparred and had a few moments before Miz announced that MVP will face The Big Show. The Big Show then proceeded to defeat MVP with such ease, that it’s surprising that he would ever get a title shot, considering he’s been on the way down for a long time now. Needless to say, this match was a non match, as it was over faster than it started. It was a jobber match to say the least.

The guest host is irrelevant to me, I don’t really care about these two guys.

Maryse defeated EVE

There were some half way decent points in this match, but it seemed forced at times. Maryse nearly killing Eve with the French Kiss is interesting to me. I liked the finishing move, but overall this match was short, the crowd wasn’t in it, and it just wasn’t that good. The divas are slowly, very slowly improving.

McMahon came out and said that Bret Hart would never be back in the WWE. He then went to the crowd and asked and belittled different people. The crowd rallied and gave a huge We Want Bret chant, but it wasn’t really changing things. McMahon then decided to simply leave with the crowd booing. But out came John Cena, for no apparent reason.

Cena cut a promo and basically said that if McMahon didn’t bring back Bret Hart, he would beat up Vince McMahon next week. McMahon said that he would invite Bret Hart back next week. John Cena was then thrown into a match with Sheamus, which is supposed to be punishment? Whatever.

Gail Kim defeated Alicia Fox

Gail Kim was hitting some impressive moments in this match and Alicia Fox wasn’t taking them all that well. She’s not that great of a wrestler and Gail Kim was having a hard time carrying this match alone, at least from my perspective. After a few terrible counters, gail Kim won this match and moves forward to facing Maryse in the divas tournament.

Cena vs. Sheamus (no contest)

Cena and Sheamus battled in a match, which seemed off, since there’s nothing to build towards now that they are giving away a potential main event. Whatever the case is, Sheamus was in control of this match for a good portion of it. Cena was getting dismantled, which is usually how Cena matches go anyways, but Sheamus wasn’t looking tired or faced as it progressed. Cena was out cold at ringside, after a kick by Sheamus and the count was on. As Sheamus was alone out ran Randy Orton and knocked out Sheamus, the bell rang, and this was another thrown out match? Does Sheamus win cause Orton? I don’t know, no one said anything.

Post match it looked like Orton had his eyes set on Cena, but Cena hit an Attitude Adjustment and that was the end of that.

Final Thoughts:

My internet kept going in and out during the writing of this review, so I was definitely more focused on that. I hate how I’m struggling to pay $40 for internet and it’s not even reliable.

This raw was ok, a lot of things happened, nothing stands out as excellent. The opening match was interesting, Kofi getting over on Miz also had a good amount of damage. Other than that though, this night of Raw is somewhat forgettable.

WWE Monday Night Raw 1/18/10 Results and Review The Comeback

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WWE Monday Night Raw 1/18/10 Results

Sheamus defeated Evan Bourne
Mark Henry defeated Jack Swagger in a over the top rope swagger challenge
John Cena & Kofi Kingston defeated Legacy
Gail Kim & Eve Torres defeated Maryse & Alicia Fox
Randy Orton defeated Chris Masters
Dx w/ Hornswoggle defeated The Miz, John Heder, and The Big Show

WWE Monday Night Raw 1/18/10 Review

Vince McMahon came out and started to talk about Bret Hart and how he hates the fans. He was cutting a major heel promo, and it was one of the best I’ve seen in a long time. At times, I felt like he wasn’t even trying, he was just going from the heart. Say what you want about Vinnie Mac, but he seems to have a charisma that can sway the crowd into hating him fast. I like that, and it’s rare to see someone over in the WWE with just one promo…well…a long history of getting beat down after promos.

The Undertaker came out to interrupt things. Undertaker cut one of his classic promo’s, you know the ones where he talks about how he can see the fear in someone’s eyes. He cut a promo about how Hart was screwed over twice by McMahon.

He then moved onto address Shawn Michaels, as McMahon left the arena. Shawn Michaels came out to get an answer about wrestlemania. Undertaker says no, Shawn looks mad…oh well.

I don’t know if they will have another match, but I didn’t really think their last match was as good as I remembered it. In fact, I might go as far as saying that it is over rated.

Sheamus defeated Evan Bourne

How is Evan Bourne getting so many shots at the champion? Triple H wasn’t wrestling Scotty Too Hotty every other week! What the heck? I hate this type of booking…and I already know what is going to happen in this match. What a terrible way to come back to wrestling for me. Sheamus got a few shots in, but there was no chance in hell that he would win, there’s just no way. So he gets killed, and Sheamus wins again.

Orton was out at ring side for this match, and I’m not sure what’s going on with the booking. Sheamus and Orton met in the middle of the ring, and now Orton’s a face? What the heck? I like Heel vs Heel matchups but this seems a tad bit off to me.

Backstage Don Johnson and Dx got into some hilarious banter. Including, “Who is John Heder?” which was interesting none the less.

Carlito was dressed as Napoleon Dynamite, which was a bit of a chuckle, but the guest hosts tonight suck.

Santino got called out by Jack Swagger and Santino came out dressed as Don Johnson’s famous character from Miami Vice. Santino didn’t want to fight, so he found a replacement, Mark Henry.

Mark Henry defeated Jack Swagger in a over the top rope swagger challenge

Jack Swagger got thrown out fast in this match. It wasn’t even a match, it was a boring one, and fast. Swagger gets thrown out fast, which is hilarious.

Don Johnson and John Heder came out with the bella twins, and the two started in ring. I didn’t really like their banter as it wasn’t funny to me. The Miz came out as a friend of John Heder’s and that prompted Miz to get on the mic. MVP then came out only to get knocked out by The Big Show. The Big Show was then announced as a friend of heder’s too. This segment was so forced, it was ridiculous; I almost turned off Raw because of this.

John Cena & Kofi Kingston defeated Legacy

Dibiase has the charisma of a wet blanket. Cena got the best of him early on, and the match started with a fast paced tag team feel, despite Kofi and Cena not being the traditional tag team. Kofi Kingston has such a high winded offense, it’s surprising that the WWE hasn’t asked him to slow down. He just moves from spot to spot, and it seems like no one complains. Overall, I was surprised that Legacy actually had some offense that wasn’t just stomping and kicking. Cody Rhodes even looked a little better than usual, but wasn’t a major factor in regards to the overall match. Dibiase seemed to be the weak link in this match with Rhodes saving his partner from many moments of nearly losing. I definitely felt that they were going somewhere with this, and despite my previous comment about Rhodes not being a major factor, this thing was definitely better than most matches I’ve seen so far on the card. (that’s not saying much, there wasn’t exactly a lot of wrestling on this show up to this point) This match seemed to be going in the favor of Legacy and instead the good guys get a win over the failing legacy duo.

Post match, Rhodes seemed like he was going to attack Dibiase, but it didn’t go down. It’s going to happen soon, the separation of yet another tag team.

Once again, the backstage segments suck the life out of me. Hornswoggle challenged Heder to a match. Heder was added to the main event, which was interesting to say the least, and makes the match nothing special to me.

Gail Kim & Eve Torres defeated Maryse & Alicia Fox

Gail Kim was a great asset to TNA when she was back there. In the WWE she hasn’t done a whole lot, and that’s a shame. It’s interesting to note that she has some major skills, and it showed with a great dropkick off the top rope. Overall though, this match wasn’t much of a match, even though Maryse’s back breaker looked like it broke Kim’s back. The crowd was near dead as the divas tried to make this into a watchable affair. I’ll admit, this wasn’t the worst divas match I’ve seen, but it definitely wasn’t the best either. They have a long way to go before they can match the TNA Knockouts best matches. However, this one did have some above average wrestling for the divas, and maybe that will continue in the near future.

Randy Orton defeated Chris Masters

I’m not sure why Orton chased away Kennedy, because Masters hit Orton with a few moves that definitely were botched, but that’s all ok. Orton looked to be on the road to winning another match, but when the rko got countered by the Master Lock, I was cheering for a change. As Orton was fading, I was definitely cheering huge! But he got to the ropes, and I knew this one was going to go Orton’s way. Orton hit an RKO and this was over…oh well, at least it had me going for a moment.

Post match, Sheamus jumped in and attacked Orton, laying him out. I’ve never seen a kick be so devastating. Wow…one kick? Whatever.

Dx w/ Hornswoggle defeated The Miz, John Heder, and The Big Show

This match was nothing more than entertainment, which is fine. The match really didn’t have much wrestling, it had a few moments, with Big Show showcasing his strength and The Miz getting a few shots in. However, the best part came as the match broke down towards the end, with Heder getting inside the ring and getting worked! Overall, not half bad, I didn’t think it was a complete waste, but Dx goes over yet again.

Post match, Triple H threw out HBK, Cena, and Big Show and it looks like Dx is on the way out yet again too.

Final Thoughts:

Overall not the worst show. It had a few moments of goodness. It had a decent first hour main event. The charge towards Royal Rumble is in full effect, and overall I didn’t hate the show. I did think that there were some obvious boring moments, and overall this lacked overall wrestling.

The final moments of the night had Cena saying he was going to win the Rumble, HBK and HHH looking split in regards to winning the Rumble, and of course Big Show as well. I am not sure who’s going to win the Rumble, but I’m not as excited for this years rumble as I was in the past. I can’t afford it.

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WWE Monday Night Raw 1/4/10 Results and Review Bret Hart Returns to WWE

Bret Hart comes home. I am one of the few people that believes Bret Hart may or may not have been screwed, it could’ve been all a work…which makes a lot of sense in a lot of ways. 12 years later, here we go, Bret Hart returns.

If Bret is back, when will we see the return of MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE?! That’s all I’m saying…

WWE Monday Night Raw 1/4/10 Results

Maryse defeated Brie Bella
MVP defeated Carlito, Jack Swagger, and Mark Henry in a fatal fourway match for the #1 contendership to the U.S Title
DX defeated Big Show & Chris Jericho in the WWE Tag Team Title match
Sheamus defeated Evan Bourne
Randy Orton defeated Kofi Kingston

WWE Monday Night Raw 1/4/10 Review

We kick the show off with none other than Bret Hart, no jokes, no gimmicks, no midgets, we really get the original, the best there ever was in my book as far as Technical wrestling, and simply one hell of a wrestler in front of the camera….BRET HART! The real BRET HART! He got quite the ovation, and he’s looking quite good! I never thought I’d see this day, and wow, wow, I can’t believe it. I marked out HUGE for this.

After some words, he calls out Shawn Michaels! I SERIOUSLY MARKED OUT HUGE! Holy Crap, I was finally not a jaded fan, and I was just thrilled to see this go down right away! Michaels got on the mic and basically said that Bret Hart deserved it, and the crowd took over from there. Bret Hart put his hand out to bury the hatchet, and Shawn accepted, the two finally forgave each other on air.

The two hugged and closure was finally had for wrestling’s most storied feuding wrestlers, and that seemed a bit emotional.

Vince McMahon was next on the hit list and Hart called him out. However, no sign of Vince McMahon was seen, at least not at the request of Hart in the beginning of Raw.

Maryse defeated Brie Bella

The divas can’t wrestle. It’s a dead horse, I know, but the dead crowd proved this point once again. This match had your basic offense, punches and kicks, and then somewhat down the line the two Bella’s switched roles, but it didn’t work as Maryse hit her finisher “The French Kiss” and that was that. This match sucked, but eh, I didn’t completely hate it.

The Miz came out and cut a heel promo against Maryse, it was hilarious.

MVP defeated Carlito, Jack Swagger, and Mark Henry in a fatal fourway match for the #1 contendership to the U.S Title

This match had some decent spots and momentum going forward. Mark Henry was knocked out early in the match, but later recovered and was on his feet mopping up looking forward. I thought the match was doing well enough, and each person was made to look adequate, no one looking too superior. The modified torture rack by Mark Henry was definitely shades of Lex Luger, but it was MVP that got the last laugh with the Playmaker on Swagger to get the victory. He’ll move on to fight The Miz for the United States championship.

Bret Hart and Chris Jericho had a meeting backstage, and it was hilarious. Jericho wants Hart to screw over Dx, but Hart doesn’t want to.

The Dx skits are getting less and less funny each week. Until SANTINO came in dressed as Jericho, and it was hilarious! Hornswoggle attacked, and that was ok, but Santino’s comedy keeps getting better.

I’m glad to see that WWE will be coming to my neck of the woods for a house show at Pullman Washington. I’ll be there live for sure.

DX defeated Big Show & Chris Jericho in the WWE Tag Team Title match

Big Show’s double suplex on dx was impressive, early on, as this match started with fast paced action, leading to a slow commercial break. Big Show took some big bumps in this match, more so than I’ve seen him take in previous weeks of battling Dx in ring. Dx were getting beat single handedly by Big Show but eventually they turned things around for a good bit of offense, but they couldn’t drop him in this match up, until Shawn Michaels hit a low dropkick. Jericho couldn’t get involved, and this thing looked to be headed towards Dx losing their title. Hornswoggle got involved while the ref was distracted and it looked like Dx was going to win this one thanks to the little guy, but they couldn’t put the big man down for the three. Big Show nailed Michaels with one of the biggest chokeslam’s I’ve seen in a long time, it shook the ring, and Michael’s didn’t lose the bout, which was insane. Jericho got tagged in and was going for the Walls of Jericho but couldn’t slap em on and a fast tag later Triple H hit the Pedigree and I thought this one was over! Big Show broke things up, and a super pedigree was hit with Michaels help, but Show rolled out of the ring, and this match was definitely a good one overall. I liked the Dx split tease with Jericho pushing Triple H into Michaels, falling out of the ring. When Jericho hit the Code Breaker, I marked out, I love the way that move hits from anywhere in the ring, and reminds me a lot of how DDP used to hit the Diamond Cutter out of nowhere at times. Dx got the win after a close call with Hornswoggle, and an assist from Shawn Michael’s while Triple H was locked in the Walls of Jericho! This was match of the night for me, it was given some time, and it had enough back and forth to satisfy me. Finally some decent wrestling on Raw, and just like that Chris Jericho is out.

Orton wanted a shot at Bret Hart, McMahon wouldn’t give it to him, and Orton asked for #30 in the rumble, and the backstage promo ended.

Sheamus sucks. He cut the worst promo I’ve seen in a long time. Evan Bourne came out on the mic and wanted a shot at the title, and it was lame. He doesn’t have the mic skills.

Sheamus defeated Evan Bourne

Evan Bourne hit Sheamus fast and hard, and then went for the Shooting Star press, but it was to no avail. Sheamus caught Bourne off the top rope, and started to dissect the little man. Sheamus hit his finisher, and it was over for Bourne.

Randy Orton defeated Kofi Kingston

We get this match yet again, and this time Legacy was sitting ringside. The match was mostly Kingston early on, with fast paced offense and high flying moves in and out of the ring. Orton was obviously having a hard time against Kofi, and was on the ropes when the commercial break hit. Orton blocked Thunder in Paradise and quickly hit the RKO and Kofi Kingston lost clean. No help from Legacy nothing, Kofi lost this one with a simple mistake. I hope this is the end to their feud, because it was going nowhere, after the initial good build up. Orton and Kofi put on a decent match, and Raw tonight definitely shined over TNA.

Vince McMahon called out Bret Hart, and Bret Hart came out to the ring. Vince McMahon talked about the Montreal Screw job etc etc…Vince McMahon and Hart tip toed around the point. The two eventually shake hands, and that seems to be the end of the show. McMahon then kicks Bret in the bread basket, and that gets a lot of boo's, of course.

Vince McMahon then leaves Bret Hart in the ring and that is that, I guess. I hope we see a street fight between the two. I'd like to see Hart bust McMahon's head wide open like Hogan did at Wrestlemania 19. I'd pay good money.

This raw was WAY BETTER than TNA, WAY BETTER!

WWE Monday Night Raw 12/28/09 Results and Review Last Raw of 2009

WWE Monday Night Raw 12/28/09 Results

Ted Dibiase defeated Evan Bourne
Cody Rhodes defeated Mark Henry
Maryse defeated Kelly Kelly
Kofi Kingston defeated The Miz
Kofi Kingston defeated The Miz via disqualification
Dx defeated The Big Show & Chavo Guerrero
John Cena defeated Sheamus via dq

WWE Monday Night Raw 12/28/09 Review

The show immediately opened before the intro with Chris Jericho trying to get people to sign a petition to let him back onto the Raw show, and no one seemed to want to give their signature.

John Cena came out to a huge ovation, and he got in the ring and started talking…oh man. Sheamus came out and talked a little trash, and eventually got thrown threw a table, but it doesn’t matter, because Cena is not champion.

Timbaland sucks, but he seemed to be getting the crowd going with the chance of seeing Cena and Sheamus in a tables match.

Ted Dibiase defeated Evan Bourne

Ted Dibiase had one of the best matches of his short career, but that’s not saying a whole lot. Evan Bourne was all over him, but he’s on his way out right? Bourne loses again, somewhat clean, and it was all over. Dibiase wins.

Cody Rhodes defeated Mark Henry

What a terrible match and outcome. Cody Rhodes, by a miracle, defeated Mark Henry. This is stupid. The match was all Henry, man, it must suck to job out to such a terrible wrestler. I give up.

Maryse defeated Kelly Kelly

Maryse won this match, and she sucks. I hate the divas division. Kelly Kelly has some nice gymnastics, but they are so slow, that it seemed like it took days for her to reach the corner. Once again, this thing makes for terrible viewing.

Vince McMahon came out and announced that Bret Hart will in fact be the guest host on next week’s Raw. They then ran a tribute video for Bret Hart and it included the screw job! It ended there, they didn’t show any wcw footage at all.

Then Vince McMahon came back and said that Bret Hart would never be guest host…so he changed his mind? I don’t know. This prompted for Shawn Michaels to come out with his original music, and straight to the ring. This was eating up a lot of time, so I figure they will have him host? I’m lost now.

This show had barely any wrestling up to this point, which was well past the first hour mark.

Shawn Michaels came out and talked about the Undertaker. He was demanding a match, which was odd. Vince McMahon said he wouldn’t make the match. He said that Shawn Michaels would have to make it happen.

HBK then asked for Bret Hart to come back to Raw! McMahon then says it will happen next week.

I can’t really speculate what will happen, but word on the street is that Bret signed a 4 month contract estimated at around 750,000 dollars. Will Bret equal ratings? Or will Hogan and TNA spoil the WWE parade? I’ll have reviews for both.

FINALLY!

Josh was going to have an interview with Cena and it never happened because Sheamus attacked him! I love when that happens.

Kofi Kingston defeated The Miz

The Miz started this match fast, and looked like he was at ease in this match up. The Miz went to the top rope and launched off but was hit with Thunder in Paradise, a perfectly timed move and was knocked out cold. He lost the match, and now had to defend the U.S. Title!

Kofi Kingston defeated The Miz via dq

Kofi Kingston was on his way to another victory, this time for the title, but out came Randy Orton to interfere. Is he aligned with Miz? No, he just doesn’t like Kofi. Thanks for ruining it Orton.

Dx defeated The Big Show & Chavo Guerrero

**Chris Jericho got a ticket for the front row, and was at ringside.

Admittedly, Chavo can really go if you let him. He started this match with HBK and was doing quite well. It’s funny to me that WWE doesn’t do more with him, considering he can actually wrestle, from time to time. Triple H hit a huge pedigree on Chavo, and this thing was over. I didn’t expect Dx to lose.

John Cena defeated Sheamus via dq

The wwe title was on the line in this match. This was a terrible match, a TERRIBLE MATCH! The ref disqualified Sheamus! What the heck! This was like a 4 minute match, nothing major happened, this is so stupid.

This Raw sucked, face it folks, it was terrible. Next week though? The Monday Night Wars begin again!

WWE Friday Night Smackdown 12/25/09 Results and Review Christmas with WWE

WWE Friday Night Smackdown 12/25/09 Results

R Truth, Finlay, John Morrison, Matt Hardy defeated C.M Punk, Luke Gallows, Drew McIntyre, and Dolph Ziggler
Rey Mysterio Jr. defeated The Undertaker via disqualification
Cryme Tyme defeated jobbers
Mickie James & Maria defeated Layla & Beth Phoenix
Dx defeated The Hart Dynasty

WWE Friday Night Smackdown 12/25/09 Review

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R Truth, Finlay, John Morrison, Matt Hardy defeated C.M Punk, Luke Gallows, Drew McIntyre, and Dolph Ziggler

It’s funny to me, that this match just seems repetitive. I know it’s an eight man tag, but we’ve already seen 6 of these guys wrestle each other in a tag match. They’ve added Ziggler and Finlay, but those guys just seem like an after thought. I guess we won’t be seeing Ziggler vs McIntyre anytime soon.

This match was fast paced, and filled with a lot of spots. It just kept pushing forward, with everyone getting their signature shots in right away. The match broke into chaos and every guy ran in and knocked someone out, until Morrison hit Starship Pain on Ziggler and this match was done. I feel like I’m getting hit with the same thing every week from the opening matches on Smackdown. Oh well, it was a fun match, nothing really crazy, but that’s alright.

Chris Jericho came out to cut a promo, and he was interrupted by The Hart Dynasty, and then Dx appeared on the screen and they interrupted the guys in ring. Nothing really happened here, besides more slapstick and nonsense. Chris Jericho was hit with their finisher, and I guess Dx should be scared right? This was boring.

I don’t mind the Piggie James thing, because it’s obvious that at one point she was gaining weight and it was all over the internet and podcasting world. So I don’t care. What does she care? She gets paid to be there, that’s all I’m saying. I wish I got paid to be made fun of on television. Instead, I’m broke, and have no job right now.

The first hour main event, was none other than the world title match.

Rey Mysterio Jr. defeated The Undertaker via disqualification

This match wasn’t half bad, and Mysterio actually had a few chances to make this thing work out. Undertaker definitely pushed his weight around on Rey, and Rey took somemajor punishment in and outside the ring. The Undertaker was ready to light up Rey, but Batista came in and blatantly interfered. The Ref called for the bell, and I can only assume that Rey wins via disqualification. Mysterio got the last laugh with 619’s on Undertaker and Batista. This match should’ve got a clean finish, but instead it just got the Dusty finish.

Cryme Tyme defeated jobbers

This was weird. Cryme Tyme was in the second hour and they just beat the crap out of two really random guys. I kid you not, these guys were nobodies.

Mickie James & Maria defeated Layla & Beth Phoenix

This match was ok at best. Layla spent a lot of time with rest holds, and Mickie James ended up winning for her team. Then she attacked Michelle McCool, who was at ringside. This match bored me.

Dx defeated The Hart Dynasty

The Hart team got some good offense in against Dx. They did not just get worked and then thrown out of the ring. They actually put on a good show. Natalya definitely helped her team get a bit more offense than they usually get. I admit, I was almost impressed with the timing from Dh Smith and Tyson Kidd, they seemed to be right in there with Dx, despite Dx being much slower than their past days as a team. There were a few near falls, but nothing that I really would consider “obvious” or even “realistic”. Dh Smith couldn’t put away HBK without a finisher, yet he was heavily frustrated at the two counts. Triple H got the hot tag, and was leveled by Kidd and Smith with the finisher from the Hart's but that wasn't enough. Kidd fell outside the ring, and HBK hit DH Smith with a superkick from outside the ring, and Triple H hit a huge pedigree, and this match was done. I knew the Hart's would not win...but I didn't think it would be with Dx kicking out of their finisher. So much for building up the tag division, huh?

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WWE Monday Night Raw 12/7/09 Results and Review Mark Cuban Guest Host

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WWE Monday Night Raw 12/7/09 Results

John Cena defeated Carlito
Legacy defeated Primo Colon & Evan Bourne
Maryse defeated Gail Kim
Kofi Kingston defeated Randy Orton w/ special guest referee Mark Cuban
The Miz defeated Mark Henry
Hornswoggle & Eve defeated Chavo & Jillian
Dx vs Chris Jericho no contest

WWE Monday Night Raw 12/7/09 Review

Mark Cuban was the guest host. I’m so tired of guest hosts right now. I don’t want to see anymore guests, seriously.

John Cena defeated Carlito

I used to kind of like Carlito, and now it seems like he’s one of the most hated wrestlers. No, not by the fans, but whoever is booking Carlito. He basically got stomped out, punked out and well thrown out by Cena. Now he gets a match with Cena? Odd.

Sheamus tried to come down to ringside, but security thwarted his attempt. Carlito jumped up and tried to hit the back stabber but nope, Cena turned it into the Attitude Adjustment and beat Carlito without even breaking a sweat. WWE just dealt a big F-U to Carlito.

I’m so sick of Randy Orton. I’m sick of a lot of things with professional wrestling. Orton and his idiots came down to ringside and cut a promo against the guest host and I was tired.

Legacy defeated Primo Colon & Evan Bourne

It’s nice to see that Primo and Bourne have something to do but is this really where we want them? I personally am tired of seeing “hot shot” tag teams thrown together for no apparent reason. Will Primo and Bourne also now get title shots too? Show & Jericho makes some sort of sense, but these two? Not really. By the time I wrote that last sentence, Legacy had taken control of the match and won with somewhat ease. They barely broke a sweat, meanwhile Bourne and Primo gave it their best shot.

Post match, Cody Rhodes & Ted Dibiase Jr were ejected from the arena. Security came out and essentially threw them out.

Maryse defeated Gail Kim

Maryse, the worst woman wrestler since Kelly Kelly got the win. Gail Kim, a great knockout in TNA, is now just a jobber. I don’t like the divas, there is no saving grace to them. I’m sorry, I don’t like any of them.

Kofi Kingston defeated Randy Orton w/ special guest referee Mark Cuban

This match was all Orton for the most part. Then Kofi hit a nice backslide, and Mark Cuban gave the fastest count in wwe history! Kofi wins! I don’t care for this feud right now. I’ve already seen these two wrestle, they can’t possibly steal the show any longer. There’s no anticipation for me to see anything.

The Miz defeated Mark Henry

The Miz defended his title, and surprisingly won in a fast match against Mark Henry. He won with a ddt, and that was about it. There was a few moments that were alright, but overall a short, throwaway match up for the title.

Hornswoggle & Eve defeated Chavo & Jillian

This is not important. It’s filler, and bad filler at that. Chavo is still employed? Wow. This was a standard psuedo-comedy match up. Eve pinned Jillian to pick up the win.

Post match, Chris Masters came out to fight Chavo. Apparently Chris Masters is a face now.

At this point the Emergency Alert System decided to do an Emergency TEST! They interrupted my RAW program! What the hell! I hate this place.

Dx vs Chris Jericho no contest

Jericho had to wrestle both members of Dx. It was a little interesting. Jericho was definitely out numbered and was getting hit hard. The ref was knocked out at one point and out came The Big Show to help out. Triple H got a chair, and that only made the giant mad. The match never really finished, I assume it was thrown out. Jericho and the Big show were left standing with the belts and Ladders.

Sheamus and John Cena had a “debate”. If you saw it, you know what I’m talking about. This was the worst ending to raw I’ve ever seen. Seriously, the worst…it was like a contract signing, and it ended with Sheamus beating up Cena, knocking down Mark Cuban.

Mark Cuban didn’t back down from Sheamus, and he got pushed down! Seriously, he got punked out! Sheamus proceeded to knock Cuban through a table! Yep, basically speared him through a table! If you missed it…you missed it. That’s when the Dallas Mavericks players jumped the guard rail, and Sheamus decided to leave.

WWE Monday Night Raw 11/16/09 Results and Review Piper in NYC

WWE Monday Night Raw 11/16/09 Results

The Miz defeated MVP to retain the U.S Title
Santino defeated Chavo Guerrero
Jack Swagger defeated Evan Bourne
Melina defeated Alicia Fox in a lumberjill (jack) match
Randy Orton vs Hot Rod Roddy Piper (no contest)
John Cena & The Undertaker defeated Chris Jericho & Big Show and Dx

WWE Monday Night Raw 11/16/09 Review

Roddy Piper showed up backstage with Luiz Guzman and the Iron Shiek and it was hilarious. I liked it. Bobby Flay was suppose to come out, but instead we got the Iron Shiek instead of the Iron Chef! Hahah, I laughed.

The Miz came out and cut a great heel promo.

The Miz defeated MVP

MVP gets a title shot? What the hell? We must be in an alternate universe….what the hell? MVP’s arms are exposed? I’m dreaming right?

The Miz started this match off fast and MVP had to come back from it. MVP had this thing sewed up at times, but Miz was proving that he’s no paper champion. I’m impressed with how much The Miz has improved and love how MVP was also getting some good offense in, overall an alright match up, given it’s the first match of the night. The Playmaker looked to be inevitable, but was reversed into a big boot from MVP and this thing was going all MVP. The Skull Crushhing Finale was hit out of nowhere, and this thing was in the records book. A somewhat impressive win for The Miz, and you know what? He’s improved a lot more than I’d have given Miz credit for.

Santino defeated Chavo Guerrero

Santino came out with four New York Team jerseys on!

Chavo started this match immediately with the three amigos, and then followed that up with an attempt for the Frog Splash, but it was too far away, so he switched sides. Santino was smart enough to roll away from the corners, forcing Chavo to switch sides again, and this was a nice comedy routine.

Hornswoggle came out in DX gear and distracted Chavo, Santino rolled him up and Santino won a match, in a NY Yankees Jersey! Chavo once again gets embarrassed!

Immediately after the match, out came none other than DX to an extreme ovation. EXXXXTREME! Hahah, I’m in good spirits…despite a long night of no sleep.

DX cut a promo about how they are a unit and what not, then they dealt with Hornswoggle. It was lame. They called out the little guy and promised that he would be a part of DX only to pedigree him into oblivion! That was stupid….man, that’s messed up son.

Melina defeated Alicia Fox in a lumberjill (jack) match

Alicia Fox sucks. This match was too fast, and didn’t develop into much of anything. In fact, this match was over before I could even look up…it was dumb.

The post match was great though, all the Divas jumped in and they were fighting back and forth. Of course Team Mickie James stood in ring together, united, but it was Judah (30 Rock) who got in good with some dancing and what not.

Roddy Piper came out to the ring and ran his mouth, made some jokes, and then dropped what seemed like a bad idea. He called out Vince McMahon and challenged him to a match!

Sheamus came out, challenged anyone to come out and defeat him (shades of Honky Tonk Man) and instead beat up the ring announcer, then attacked King Jerry Lawler. All in all, a stupid way to get Sheamus over, I don’t care about him, and I don’t think anyone should. Unless King gets revenge.

Jack Swagger defeated Evan Bourne

We get this match, yet again, and this time Swagger was in control throughout the whole match. He was like a man possessed, he was not about to be embarrassed again, and he proved it. He treated Evan Bourne like a jobber, and he literally annihilated Bourne…Bourne never had a chance…ouch.

Randy Orton vs Hot Rod Roddy Piper (no contest)

Randy Orton came out instead of McMahon and fought Piper. Orton basically killed Piper, with ease, and that’s unfortunate. Kofi Kington ran down for the save and started to take out Randy Orton, with Piper there coaching Kingston! The fight spilled out to the floor, into the crowd and Orton and Kingston were just fighting it out, old school. This was rad. The melee ended with Kofi Kingston jumping off a railing onto Orton through a table! It was a cool move and a major throwback to simpler times.

John Cena & The Undertaker defeated Chris Jericho & Big Show and Dx

Overall the main event had a good sense of action, and urgency. Each guy got his move set in as fast as he could, and it worked well. This kept my attention and was quite good. I couldn’t believe that even though this match started after the 2nd hour was over, it still was given this much room to breathe. While it did seem a bit sped up, it still didn’t feel completely terrible to watch. Everyone hit their finisher, and it was John Cena and Triple H left in ring and guess what?

John Cena gets the pin!

Postmatch, Undertaker hits Cena with a huge tombstone and the night is over.

Overall, not a terrible night of wrestling, although there was a lot of talking, it was still alright. There was some obvious filler, and some not so great moments, but overall, come on, it wasn’t half bad; one week before Survivor’s Series.

I won’t be getting the ppv, I can’t afford it, but I’m sure someone will watch it.

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WWE Monday NIght Raw 11/2/09 Results and Review Ozzie and Sharon Osbourne Host

WWE Monday Night Raw 11/2/09 Results

The Miz defeated Evan Bourne in the United States Championship Match
Jamie Noble defeated Sheamus via disqualification
Mark Henry, MVP, and Kofi Kingston defeated Randy Orton & Legacy
Alicia Fox won a Divas Battle Royal
Chris Jericho defeated John Cena and The Big Show in a triple threat match

WWE Monday Night Raw 11/2/09 Review

The show immediately began with Sharon and Ozzie Osbourne in ring, getting quite an ovation. Then out came the Miz and he had some complaints about his countout loss, but he was interrupted by Legacy, and they wanted retribution for their gift to Orton. However, they were interrupted by The Big Show, who also had some gripes; but that of course wasn’t the end all. The Big Show was interrupted by Degeneration X and Triple H was plugging Ozzie’s new book and Dx’s new book as well.

Ozzie Osbourne called Evan Bourne “Evan Brawn” which was laughable to me…once again they screw things over.

The Miz defeated Evan Bourne in the United States Championship Match

The title was on the line in this match up and I thought it was about time we started seeing title defenses on Raw. The Miz started this match with a lot of hard offense, trying to prove that he’s no joke in the ring, and that he is in fact “Awesome”. However, Evan Bourne wasn’t going to just lay down and he started to reverse things and hit some awesome spots right away, and this thing took a turn I didn’t see coming. In fact, The Miz was reeling for a good portion of this match, and Evan Bourne just kept hitting all his high spots, even when The Miz would reverse things. Bourne went for the Shooting Star Press, and that’s when things finally curtailed, The Crushing Finale of sorts (Miz’s finisher) was hit and Bourne’s title shot was done. The Miz edges out another victory.

Jamie Noble defeated Sheamus via disqualification

Once again, Jamie Noble was back on Raw, for what seemed like another burial. I still can’t believe Jamie Noble is still employed, seriously, I said that last week, but come on, you know this is true right? Noble is just punching bag at this point, and had no major offense to speak of. He’s in a lower class of jobbers at this point and will most likely be released in the near future. Sheamus keeps beating Jamie Noble and gets disqualified for his efforts….this is no way to make a villain, sorry.

Randy Orton vs Kofi Kingston

Wow, they’re giving this match away? I thought for sure this would build into a ppv caliber match or a set up for the next ppv, at least that’s how the WWE used to do things. Now they’re just like the old wcw, giving the good stuff away, and getting less and less ppv buys. Kofi took this match into his own hands and started off like a house on fire, just continually pummeling Orton in the early goings of this match. Legacy ran down to help Orton, but Kofi launched himself like a missile straight at his enemies, and this forced the match to change…into a six man tag!

Mark Henry & MVP joined the match to help even the odds!

Mark Henry, MVP, and Kofi Kingston defeated Randy Orton & Legacy

After the break this match took off into a classic six man tag team match up. It wasn’t that boring, and it didn’t play like the normal six man tags in main events. The match broke down into lots of spots, with good crowd reaction, and more importantly entertaining moments. Rhodes trying to take on Mark Henry was classic, and it cost him. Henry nearly broke Cody Rhodes in half with the World’s Strongest Slam, and won the match up for his team. Up to this point I was bored, but this match made me wake up a little. I liked it.

At this point we had a talent show of sorts, beginning with none other than Santino…trying to sing Bark at the Moon…but he changed it up. He then tried to bite the head off of a Bat….BATMAN toy! It was classic Santino, and well…the highlight of the talent show! Until Hornswoggle came out dressed as Jack Osbourne! Hilarious to say the least…yeah what a lame talent show…waste of time!

Alicia Fox won a Divas Battle Royal

At this point there was a divas battle royal match and the participants were…everyone? The wwe kind of threw this one together and it showed, because the divas were either in a corner biding their time or hitting very lightly to make the time pass a little bit, meanwhile this thing was boring the crowd too. Jack Swagger came down to ringside, distracting some random chick. Alicia Fox and Kelly Kelly were the last two left, which was a real shame! Alicia Fox however, somehow won this match…and is now the #1 contender to the divas title! Seriously, this is just sad.

Chris Jericho defeated The Big Show & John Cena in a triple threat match

Once again the WWE pushes the envelope of “Superman” is John Cena by having John Cena wrestle two men. Dx on commentary was good, however, Triple H kept trying to crack jokes about the business and break the fourth wall and really make lame attempts at being funny, it wasn’t working 90% of the time, but hey…that’s Triple H for ya. The Big Show and Jericho were just working John Cena throughout this match up with ease. There apparently were no rules either, because this thing was looking terrible for Cena. The match started to get really interesting when Big Show and Jericho could no longer coexist and made for quite the match up, leaving Cena to fight Big Show on his own. Cena went for the Attitude Adjustment but failed to execute, causing the Big Show to nearly take out Cena just by his weight alone! Cena got a second wind, what a surprise, and started to get the crowd going. After a five knuckle shuffle, this thing looked like it was on rails, predictable as ever. He got Jericho up for the Attitude Adjustment and got near the ropes, but that’s where Big Show came in with a huge right hand to Cena! Cena dropped like a fly and Jericho fell on top of him for the pinfall victory.

Post match Jericho and Big Show beat up Cena some more. Then Dx jumped in for the save, and that was the end of that. Meaning that Jericho and Big Show beat up Dx.

Raw wasn’t half bad tonight, seriously, I liked it more than I should have.

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WWE Monday Night Raw 9/7/09 Results and Review Bob Barker Hosting

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WWE Monday Night Raw 9/7/09 Results

MVP defeated Chris Jericho
Evan Bourne defeated Chavo Guerrero
John Cena defeated Cody Rhodes via disqualification
Big Show defeated Santino in a Body Slam Challenge
Mark Henry defeated The Big show in a Body slam Challenge
Degeneration X defeated Chris Masters & Randy Orton

WWE Monday Night Raw 9/7/09 Review

The show opened up with Bob Barker and he started out a game show of sorts. The show then had some game, and Chris Jericho came out alongside Santino, IRS, and Jillian Hall, which is lame. This whole thing smelled lamed, they did a mock pricing game, which was just a knockoff of the price is right. This was serious the worst thing I’ve ever seen, what a train wreck.

Chris Jericho won something lame….i don’t remember, so a match was next.

MVP defeated Chris Jericho

MVP and his partner are set to get a tag title shot, but overall it’s interesting to see a singles match between the two. This match was actually going well, until the commercial break took out the momentum for me. MVP was looking good, but it seemed like Chris Jericho had him winded towards the end of this match up. A Lionsault attempt was foiled, and MVP hit a jawbuster on Jericho, which prompted the BALLIN move, but out came Jericho with a WALLS OF JERICHO! MVP rolled out into a school boy, and couldn’t get the win, Jericho kept kicking out and MVP started to get frustrated with all this and missed a Codebreaker when MVP held onto the ropes, MVP then capitalized on the misstep, and pinned Jericho for the quick win.

Evan Bourne defeated Chavo Guerrero

What’s this? Chavo Guerrero finally gets a shot at Evan Bourne, and if he wins apparently he wins a car, a Corvette to be exact. Chavo must be carrying too much weight on him because he seemed extremely slow compared to Evan Bourne in this match up. Chavo was trying to keep pace but it was just painfully obvious that he was out classed. Hornswoggle came out with a super soaker and got beat up for a moment. Evan Bourne got a roll up and it was all over! This match was just bad, Evan Bourne wins, and it looked like Chavo hurt his knee.

John Cena defeated Cody Rhodes via disqualification

John Cena was moving forward in this match with ease, but somewhere along the way Cody got the upper hand. He actually looked promising, but Cena wasn’t going down without a fight, and so this match ended up being another Cena easy momentum swinger. Not without some offense by Cody Rhodes. At one point it almost looked like Rhodes was going to tap out Cena, but nope…Cena was ready for him and turned this thing around as is custom for Cena matches. John Cena was on his way to victory before Orton ran down and interfered. It was the end of that, and John Cena definitely won…via dq.

More of the same old crap, The Price is Right parody nonsense.

Santino ended up having to try and slam The Big Show. The Big Show dropped Santino and that was that.

Mark Henry defeated The Big show in a Body slam Challenge

This too was a body slam challenge. This match was boring but eventually Mark Henry slammed Big Show, which is ridiculous. Whatever, this was boring. A body slam contest? What a load of crap.

Trish Stratus will be returning next week to host Raw.

Degeneration X defeated Chris Masters & Randy Orton

Well, if you wanted a tag team match for your main event, you sure got it. Once again the boys in Degeneration X fought off two cronies, not too unlike past weeks. Another loss is ahead for sure. It’s going to be a sad thing if this is the next few weeks of programming. Dx tried to fight off Masters and Orton and it just seemed like it wasn’t happening. Orton was definitely looking dominant in this match up, and of course DX was looking just out of it completely. This match was on rails, face it, we all knew how it was going to go down and it was telegraphed in a lot of ways. The match got going well when masters tagged in and Triple H tagged in both for the hot tags. The two were going full speed, with Triple H hitting Masters with hard shots, and the neck breaker which made for a good quick onslaught of offense to close this thing down. A high knee nearly got the win over Masters, but Triple H took his eye off of the prize, however it didn't matter he tagged HBK and a big Elbow later this thing looked all about over. While Orton and Triple H fought it out at the announce table, Shawn Michaels was given The Master Lock and was basically being put to sleep! Triple H broke it up, and of course Sweet Chin Music was Hit, and then Triple H had a Sharpshooter on Orton and Michaels had a Figure Four on Masters...this was done.

Wow the same finish that Slamboree 97 had. Great job WWE.

Post match the fight broke out to the back of the arena...just in a street fight of sorts. Nothing really important was going down. Orton seemed to have disappeared. The fight spilled out to the streets...yep...hilarious.

WWE Monday Night Raw 8/24/09 Results and Review

WWE Monday Night Raw 8/24/09 Results

The Miz defeated Santino
Beth Phoenix, Rosa Mendes, and Alicia Fox defeated Kelly Kelly, Mickie James, and Gail Kim
Mark Henry & MVP defeated The Big Show & Chris Jericho
Hornswoggle vs Chavo Guerrero no contest
Dx & Vince and McMahon defeated Legacy

WWE Monday Night Raw 8/24/09 Review

The opening of this night had Randy Orton and Legacy explain that the interference wasn’t a fan but it was Ted Dibiase Jr’s brother. Then they just looked at the camera and randomly said crap, I don’t know, I wasn’t paying attention, I was too tired to really focus on Orton. I just know he was still the Champion.

Vince McMahon came down and said that Floyd Mayweather would be hosting. But before that happened, Vince McMahon got surprised by DX and they gave him a fitting video tribute to the man, since it was his birthday. There was then a long winded opening segment with DX and Vince McMahon for his birthday.

Amidst the celebration, out came Legacy and attacked. Triple H makes a match, featuring Legacy against Degeneration X and Vince McMahon in a no dq match up, set for tonight.

The Miz defeated Santino

Santino wasn’t up to his antics, and he was getting worked over quite well by The Miz. This was essentially a squash match, and was boring at that.

Beth Phoenix, Rosa Mendez, and Alicia Fox defeated Kelly Kelly, Mickie James, and Gail Kim

The women were all wearing protective gloves like the ones worn in the UFC. It wasn’t for any particular reason that I could see since the match up was just a regular wrestling match. I’m assuming this was done for the host, who hadn’t arrive at the time of this match up. In a surprise, and I do mean surprise to me, Alicia Fox attempted the worst looking scissors kick in wrestling history, to win over Mickie James. This match sucked the life out of Raw, if it had any to begin with.

The Big Show & Chris Jericho came out to the ring and talked trash. Floyd Mayweather finally showed up and he was talking to Big Show about how he mopped him up. Midway through this segment, MVP came out and got on the mic. Somewhere through the MVP drivel, he got himself and a partner a WWE tag title match, or at least a non title match later on tonight…featuring himself and Mark Henry.

Mark Henry & MVP defeated The Big Show & Chris Jericho

Surprisingly, this match was actually getting a lot of time for a raw tag team mash up. Big Show and Jericho were a lot smarter than their opponents, and it showed whenever their moves were countered. Jericho especially was on top of his game, but it was Mark Henry and MVP that were getting the most out of this match up. Those two not only got the crowd fully behind them, but also made the champions look competent without taking away anything in the mean time. MVP and Mark Henry looked poised to win the belts with several near falls during this match up. Jericho and Big Show also looked like they had this sewn up too, and it was actually a good overall match up, with some great spots, regardless of lack of a feud. While the Referee was not looking, Floyd Mayweather slipped MVP a pair of Brass Knuckles, and with those knocked out Jericho! He then followed it up with a pinfall victory, and they will now go to face the champions for the titles at Breaking Point ppv.

Hornswoggle vs Chavo Guerrero no contest

Now it was time for another comedy match, and bathroom break. Chavo has sunk to the bottom, there’s nothing else to say about it. In this boxing match, Chavo had huge, oversized, boxing gloves and had to box Hornswoggle…sadly this took the winds out of the sails of the last match up and really made me want to go back to sleep. The match was basically a no contest, with Evan Bourne coming down to save Hornswoggle from getting killed.

Dx & Vince and McMahon defeated Legacy

This match wasn’t all that great, but it was adequate enough. I was too tired, not feeling well, and just trying to make it through another Raw at this point. I was giving it my best shot. Randy Orton and his cronies had this match in full control, punishing Shawn Michaels towards the second half of this match up. He was definitely working over the time clock and making Shawn Michaels too tired to be effective. Vince got tagged into the match up and things were going south, Orton tried to leave the arena, but was thrown back in via John Cena. Orton then got hit with Sweet Chin Music, then the Attitude Adjustment, and Vince McMahon got the pinfall over Orton, and that was the end of that.

This edition of Raw was bad…but the tag match was ok, so maybe it was worth watching.

**Note** just a heads up, I won’t be reviewing TNA or Smackdown this week. I will have my mother in law in town, and this might carry over into next week’s raw.

I will post the results, if I can, otherwise, you guys are flying solo for a little while. Sorry for the lapse…I try, to keep things in focus, but eh. It happens.

WWE Summerslam 2009 Results

WWE Summerslam 2009 Results

Rey Mysterio defeated Dolph Ziggler in the WWE Intercontinental Championship match
MVP defeated Jack Swagger
Chris Jericho & The Big Show defeated Cryme Tyme in the WWE tag title match
Kane defeated the Great Khali
DX defeated Legacy
Christian defeated William Regal in the ECW title match
Randy Orton defeated John Cena in the WWE title match
CM Punk defeated Jeff Hardy in a TLC World Heavyweight Championship Match

Post match, The Undertaker showed up and chokeslammed CM Punk!