TNA Impact 12/3/10 Results and Review

TNA Impact 12/3/10 Results

Ink Inc defeated Beer Money, Generation Me, and The Motor City Machine Guns
Douglas Williams defeated Kazarian
Sarita defeated Angelina Love and Madison Rayne
Rhino vs Matt Morgan (no contest)
Robbie E defeated Jay Lethal in a fist pump showdown
Jeff Jarrett & Abyss defeated The Pope & Samoa Joe via dq

TNA Impact 12/3/10 Review

Tna Impact started with a quick recap of last week's dinner with Dixie...I don't know what's going to happen now, and I don't care....

The opening was in progress a 4 way dance.

Ink Inc defeated Beer Money, Generation Me, and The Motor City Machine Guns

This match was a cluster of bodies flying and out of the ring. There wasn't much to this other than high spots, lots of tandem tag team moves. It was literally just back to back high spots, with nothing really that great to mention. That being said, this was just a stupid way to open the show, just chaos to say the least. The match ended up just being a two on one beat down of Shannon Moore for a good portion of the match, with Beer Money cheating. Shannon Moore got the quick roll up victory and that was that. This was a train wreck to say the least.

Post match, Beer Money beat up the referee. Matt Morgan came out and defended the Ref and threatened Fortune.

Mickie James started singing with a full band "Hardcore Country" and Tara ran down and the two started brawling. Yep. One of the worst segments in TNA history, seriously, one of the worst.

Douglas Williams defeated Kazarian

Douglas Williams doesn't have an amazing arsenal, but what he lacks in move set, he makes up for with his finisher. Rolling Chaos Theory is the most impressive looking suplex pinning combination in all of wrestling, and is the only reason to watch for Douglas Williams. Kaz loses again, and Doug wins. I loved it, Douglas Williams wins big, and the finisher, man, the finisher is one of the classic finishers in wrestling, even if it is a bit dangerous.

Devon came out and cut a promo, I didn't care.

Sarita defeated Angelina Love and Madison Rayne

The worst knockout match I've seen in a long time. Seriously, the worst, these girls cannot wrestle, they have the worst timing. Even the announcers hated this match, forgetting to do commentary for more than half of it. I hated this thing...wow, what a terrible terrible division.

Rhino vs Matt Morgan (no contest)

I'm not sure why this match was made. There is no explanation for the booking of this match, there is no major reason to have these two fight. Morgan was busted open at one point, and he hit the Carbon Footprint and had this thing won, but out came Immortal or Four Chan or something, I don't know.

The match was thrown out and while Fortune beat up Morgan, RVD ran down and beat up Rhino.

Robbie E defeated Jay Lethal in a fist pump showdown

SERIOUSLY, THE WORST CONCEPT EVER, THE WORST! SERIOUSLY THIS IS SO STUPID, I HATE THIS PIECE OF CRAP, FIRE ALL THE TNA WRITERS ALL OF THEM FIRE THEM!!!!

Jeff Jarrett & Abyss defeated The Pope & Samoa Joe via dq

This match was terrible, this match had a lot of moments that would make you hate life. The ref bump towards the end really made this thing terrible. Abyss is terrible, Pope is wasted, and the casket at the side of the ring is just plain dumb. Jarrett went under the ring and got a guitar, and Samoa Joe kicked it open and then was going to beat up Double J. The ref woke up and disqualified Samoa Joe, and that was that.

The worst night in TNA, leading up a to ppv that no one will watch. The dead crowd at the end, proved once again that this #2 company is just sad, seriously sad, I don't ever want to see this again...and yet I'll still keep reviewing it, for an audience of none. Ugh...worst TNA Impact ever. I'm sick of this bs. Oh and Kurt Angle was mysteriously in the casket to end the show and beat up Abyss and Jarrett.