Tna Impact 12/9/10 Results and Review

Tna Impact 12/9/10 Results

Ink Inc defeated Team 3D
The Motor City Machine Guns defeated The Security Guys via dq
The Beautiful People defeated Sarita & Daffney
Douglas Williams defeated Abyss
Mickie James defeated Tara in a Steel Cage Match

Tna Impact 12/9/10 Review

Impact opens up with Bischoff yelling...I already felt like going back to sleep.

Immortal or Fortune or whatever, came into the ring. OUt came Matt Morgan with a pipe, and nothing happened. Eric Bischoff said that nothing was going on...and what not. I didn't care, you didn't care....ugh...I'm tired.

Ink Inc defeated Team 3D

There is a new "Devon" in this match with Bubba Ray. Ink Inc wins this one, and Devon 2 got beat up for the loss. This was seriously a boring match. It was so boring that even the crowd was dead, completely dead for this.

Post match, Bubba beat up the new Devon.

Tara was "singing" her song or something, and out came Mickie James to beat her up. Yep, same thing that happened last week. I'm sick of this feud.

The Motor City Machine Guns defeated The Security Guys

This match sucked. The Security guys beat up the Motor City Machine guns, got disqualified. The security guys eventually were beaten up with sticks...ugh...what a terrible match.

The Beautiful People defeated Sarita & Daffney

This match was terrible, I can't tell you how bad it was. I love Daffney, but this match wasn't even a "wrestling" match, it was just a terrible example of how the Knockout division has fallen to near "diva" status. The Beautiful People move on in the women's tag title tournament.

Douglas Williams defeated Abyss

Williams wins an easy match against Abyss, and retains his belt. Abyss ripped a turnbuckle off, only to run right into it and then get rolled up. No one cared, I still hate Abyss.

Post match, Styles hit a Styles clash on Williams on the ramp.

Jeff Jarrett beat up some random fan. It was stupid.

Mickie James defeated Tara in a steel cage match

This was an interesting match, the cage adds a lot to the match up. Mickie James at one point climbed to the top rope and launched herself off the top of the cage and completely killed Tara. It looked liked Mickie James broke her knee in the process, but she dove off the top of the cage and pinned Tara. I don't think it was worth it, but it looked awesome. The highlight of the night was definitely Mickie James jumping off the top of the cage and hitting Tara with a Lou Thesz press and getting the roll up. Other than that, this night was terrible.