Here are the results from last nights Superstars show, which on one watches...at least I don't.
WWE Superstars 6/11/09 Results
Beth Phoenix & Rosa Mendes defeated Brie & Nikki Bella
Evan Bourne defeated Zack Ryder
Chris Jericho defeated John Morrison
Friday, June 12, 2009
Thursday, June 11, 2009
TNA Impact 6/11/09 Results and Review Foley Runs The Show
TNA Impact 6/11/09 Results
Alex Shelley and Jay “Black Machismo” Lethal defeated Team 3-D
Samoa Joe defeated Scott Steiner in a first blood match
Samoa Joe defeated Booker T in a first blood match
Shane Douglas defeated Aj Styles
Tara defeated Madison Rayne
Kurt Angle defeated Sting in a King of the Mountain Qualifier
TNA Impact 6/11/09 Review
The show opens up with Foley, talking on the mic, boring me and the rest of the bloggers that review wrestling to death. Foley is good on the mic, but he doesn’t need to be champ and he doesn’t need to be on the mic so much when there’s so many opportunities that can be created. Double J came out to the ring, and then after some words were exchanged got beat up by Foley’s security guards.
Alex Shelley Jay “Black Machismo” Lethal defeated Team 3-D
Team 3-D has lost more than a step as they have aged here. They seem to be getting too old to fight off the average onslaught of guys that they are in the ring with. Lethal used to mimic Macho Man’s style way more, now he’s just slow, and really not as good. Shelley and Lethal worked together for a good amount of time, but this match just seemed very forced from Team 3-D almost as if they were just going through slow motions to get through this match up. Giving it all they had wasn’t enough as Team 3-D still managed to fight off all 4 people in the various teams, and they even knocked off the British Invasion for a few moments. Doug Williams hit Bubba Ray Dudley with a steel case and made Team 3-D lose the match. Lame match, slow and just forced.
It was around 9:44 and this match started….there’s not much wrestling on TNA these days in the first hour.
Samoa Joe defeated Scott Steiner in a first blood match
This match was supposed to be a first blood match, and it started with simply Samoa Joe and Scott Steiner. There were a lot of head shots in this match as this was in fact a First Blood Match. Word on the street said that Samoa Joe is injured too. Steiner was busted wide open after Samoa Joe put a trash can on top of him then went to town with a lead pipe! That was kind of cool…a little extreme.
Samoa Joe defeated Booker T in a first blood match
This match was a complete piece of junk. Seriously, who writes these things? This match was terrible. First off Joe was way tired and second Booker T didn’t get busted open significantly. It so happened that a lead pipe to the stomach caused Booker T to start bleeding and therefore he lost the match. He was “coughing” up blood! What the heck? This was one of the worst insults to my intelligence as a wrestling fan in a long time, this is a travesty; and I guess Samoa Joe continues his victories, although I still hear he’s injured.
Shane Douglas defeated Aj Styles
Shane Douglas hasn’t been in the sun in a long time and it showed. He also was fatter than usual. Douglas looked like someone’s fat, out of shape stepfather. However, he hit really hard against Styles, and although Styles was carrying he momentum in the match, Shane Douglas managed to fight his way through a bunch of different pieces to make a better match than all of his xpw exploits. Out of the blue Aj Styles hit an arm bar and submitted Shane Douglas. This match sucked, Douglas is cool when he’s not fat.
Post match Christopher Daniels ran down to help Aj Styles, only to get beat down by Shane Douglas. This prompted Samoa Joe down to the ring for the save…and Shane Douglas runs away. This segment sucked…just so you know.
Tara defeated Madison Rayne
Tara is just Victoria, and she is already sporting knee brace…awesome. Seeing Tara in TNA is really impressive, she works really well in ring and proves yet again that she wasn’t really a diva, she was a wrestler trapped in Vince McMahon’s pony show. Speaking of wrestling, Madison Rayne can also wrestle. The two of these women put on a show that didn’t get me aroused, it got me interested in women’s wrestling yet again! Tara won this match after a sweet standing moonsault and the Widow’s Peak! Great match, best thing on TNA this week, hands down.
Kurt Angle defeated Sting in a King of the Mountain Qualifier
I give it to TNA they did put on a main event caliber main event. The two icons in TNA right now put on a decent match up considering that they’ve already given this match on ppv many times over. The two kept going at it in a lot of rest holds and random classic wrestling reversals, but still managed to get in a few great power moves. The ending was great, with some sweet reversals, and some great technical know how, these two put on quite the psychologically driven twist at the end. However, it looked like it Sting who got the best of Angle, after a nice powerbomb. Matt Morgan came down to ringside to distract Sting for a moment and allow Kurt Angle to get the upper hand, and boom..the Angle Slam and it was all over.
Alex Shelley and Jay “Black Machismo” Lethal defeated Team 3-D
Samoa Joe defeated Scott Steiner in a first blood match
Samoa Joe defeated Booker T in a first blood match
Shane Douglas defeated Aj Styles
Tara defeated Madison Rayne
Kurt Angle defeated Sting in a King of the Mountain Qualifier
TNA Impact 6/11/09 Review
The show opens up with Foley, talking on the mic, boring me and the rest of the bloggers that review wrestling to death. Foley is good on the mic, but he doesn’t need to be champ and he doesn’t need to be on the mic so much when there’s so many opportunities that can be created. Double J came out to the ring, and then after some words were exchanged got beat up by Foley’s security guards.
Alex Shelley Jay “Black Machismo” Lethal defeated Team 3-D
Team 3-D has lost more than a step as they have aged here. They seem to be getting too old to fight off the average onslaught of guys that they are in the ring with. Lethal used to mimic Macho Man’s style way more, now he’s just slow, and really not as good. Shelley and Lethal worked together for a good amount of time, but this match just seemed very forced from Team 3-D almost as if they were just going through slow motions to get through this match up. Giving it all they had wasn’t enough as Team 3-D still managed to fight off all 4 people in the various teams, and they even knocked off the British Invasion for a few moments. Doug Williams hit Bubba Ray Dudley with a steel case and made Team 3-D lose the match. Lame match, slow and just forced.
It was around 9:44 and this match started….there’s not much wrestling on TNA these days in the first hour.
Samoa Joe defeated Scott Steiner in a first blood match
This match was supposed to be a first blood match, and it started with simply Samoa Joe and Scott Steiner. There were a lot of head shots in this match as this was in fact a First Blood Match. Word on the street said that Samoa Joe is injured too. Steiner was busted wide open after Samoa Joe put a trash can on top of him then went to town with a lead pipe! That was kind of cool…a little extreme.
Samoa Joe defeated Booker T in a first blood match
This match was a complete piece of junk. Seriously, who writes these things? This match was terrible. First off Joe was way tired and second Booker T didn’t get busted open significantly. It so happened that a lead pipe to the stomach caused Booker T to start bleeding and therefore he lost the match. He was “coughing” up blood! What the heck? This was one of the worst insults to my intelligence as a wrestling fan in a long time, this is a travesty; and I guess Samoa Joe continues his victories, although I still hear he’s injured.
Shane Douglas defeated Aj Styles
Shane Douglas hasn’t been in the sun in a long time and it showed. He also was fatter than usual. Douglas looked like someone’s fat, out of shape stepfather. However, he hit really hard against Styles, and although Styles was carrying he momentum in the match, Shane Douglas managed to fight his way through a bunch of different pieces to make a better match than all of his xpw exploits. Out of the blue Aj Styles hit an arm bar and submitted Shane Douglas. This match sucked, Douglas is cool when he’s not fat.
Post match Christopher Daniels ran down to help Aj Styles, only to get beat down by Shane Douglas. This prompted Samoa Joe down to the ring for the save…and Shane Douglas runs away. This segment sucked…just so you know.
Tara defeated Madison Rayne
Tara is just Victoria, and she is already sporting knee brace…awesome. Seeing Tara in TNA is really impressive, she works really well in ring and proves yet again that she wasn’t really a diva, she was a wrestler trapped in Vince McMahon’s pony show. Speaking of wrestling, Madison Rayne can also wrestle. The two of these women put on a show that didn’t get me aroused, it got me interested in women’s wrestling yet again! Tara won this match after a sweet standing moonsault and the Widow’s Peak! Great match, best thing on TNA this week, hands down.
Kurt Angle defeated Sting in a King of the Mountain Qualifier
I give it to TNA they did put on a main event caliber main event. The two icons in TNA right now put on a decent match up considering that they’ve already given this match on ppv many times over. The two kept going at it in a lot of rest holds and random classic wrestling reversals, but still managed to get in a few great power moves. The ending was great, with some sweet reversals, and some great technical know how, these two put on quite the psychologically driven twist at the end. However, it looked like it Sting who got the best of Angle, after a nice powerbomb. Matt Morgan came down to ringside to distract Sting for a moment and allow Kurt Angle to get the upper hand, and boom..the Angle Slam and it was all over.
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
ECW on Scifi 6/9/09 Results
My stomach hurts. My in-laws are in town so I couldn't see ECW tonight, and I ate 11 prunes. So Here are the results for ECW 6/9/09 enjoy:
ECW on Scifi 6/9/09 Results
Evan Bourne defeated WWE Hall of Famer Tony Atlas
Vladmir Kozlov defeated two local competitors (2-on-1 Handicap Match)
The Hart Dynasty defeated Christian & Jack Swagger
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ECW on Scifi 6/9/09 Results
Evan Bourne defeated WWE Hall of Famer Tony Atlas
Vladmir Kozlov defeated two local competitors (2-on-1 Handicap Match)
The Hart Dynasty defeated Christian & Jack Swagger
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Monday, June 8, 2009
WWE Monday Night Raw 6/8/09 Results and Review Batista Reigns
WWE Monday Night Raw 6/8/09 Results
Kofi Kingston defeated William Regal (non title)
Maryse defeated Kelly Kelly
Goldust, Festus, and Santino defeated Jamie Noble, The Kendrick, and Chavo Guerrero
MVP defeated Matt Hardy
Legacy defeated The Colons (non title)
WWE Monday Night Raw 6/8/09 Review
We get some quick recap from last night and Batista’s big win, as he is the new champion. We then get straight to the show with the new WWE champion Batista. Orton came down to ringside and Legacy tried to ambush him, and it seemed like he had things under control until a chair came into play and the numbers game caught up with Batista. The guys put Batista’s arm in a metal chair than kicked it! It was pretty messed up, and it looked like they were deliberately trying to break Batista’s wrist/arm.
Why not? I like this opening, they should have more beat downs.
Kofi Kingston defeated William Regal (non title)
I hate non title matches. They make no sense to me. What they should do is have tournaments and winning streaks, rather than random winners and losers. Kofi Kingston had a fast match with Regal, Regal had no time to hit any of his signature submissions, and Kingston mopped up with ease in this fast match up.
Maryse defeated Kelly Kelly
This match was ok at best, there was a few moments that made me think that these girls are improving, but they were just fleeting moments really. The ending came when I wasn’t even looking with Maryse tying this match up nicely and winning yet again with ease against Kelly Kelly, who seems to get more title shots than any other diva on the roster.
Goldust, Festus, and Santino defeated Jamie Noble, The Kendrick, and Chavo Guerrero
This match was hilarious, I guess a comedy match isn’t too bad. It is too bad that Festus has to have that dumb gimmick because he has some serious talent. Goldust is also impressive, he launched out of the corner with such a fury, it was nice to see him get a shot at wrestling, even if it was short lived. That being said, the bad guys were tagging in so fast, that the match started out like a blaze of glory, rather than a serious match up. That’s obviously, the key here, to get in there fast and furious. The match took a great turn when Santino pulled one out of the hat for the win! Once again proving that Kendrick is still employed, but not winning or getting that push that we all thought he was getting earlier this year. Maybe he too should’ve been fired with Paul London, they are both doing about the same thing, at least in my book.
The Miz and John Cena’s match up never really happened. The Big Show beat up Cena, then The Miz came around and mopped up Big Show. I don’t know where this is going, but alas….it was a good mid main event? I don’t know…I didn’t hate it, but I didn’t necessarily like it either.
MVP defeated Matt Hardy
I would usually say I’m tired of these matches because I’ve seen them wrestle so many times before. However, Hardy has a cast now, so I guess it’s ok, right? Right. The match was your standard between these two, and you gotta give Hardy some serious credit for wrestling with that cast, fake or not. MVP put up a nice match up and an otherwise easy win! MVP is definitely BALLIN! Try it, it’s fun!
Vickie Guerrero QUIT being General Manager of Raw, at least she quit!
Legacy defeated The Colons (non title)
If ever there was a nice tag team match on Raw it was this one. The tag team champions really were in a bind against the younger, more focused team. They seemed out matched for the first time in a long time when Legacy kept attacking at all fronts, keeping the Colons from getting a tag, and looking like they really were disciples of Randy Orton and not just some cronies that the WWE threw together for better ratings. The match isolated Primo towards the end and with a nice cobra clutch slam Ted Dibiase picked up the win for his team, and the Colons’ might be on their way to losing their titles to a much younger, up and coming team. I hope they don’t split the Colons’ for single wrestling glory.
The end of Raw featured Orton at ringside waiting for Batista to answer the call and if he did, things would be alright cause the rematch clause would be in tact. This of course was at 10:56 pm, so they were rushing things fast.
Randy Orton started a match up and waited for Batista to come down, but nothing seemed to happen. Then an Ambulance seemed to show up, and inside that ambulance was?
TRIPLE H! YEP TRIPLE H was at the Ambulance and not BATISTA! That's right, TRIPLE H!
The return of the all dominant TRIPLE H with sledgehammer, and the crowd was going nuts. So much for Batista to come back right?
Are you guys ready for the reign of Triple H? Triple H in just showing up immediately was holding down the roster! Within minutes Triple H beat up legacy, within seconds, and then ripped his shirt off! Orton and The game started to brawl inside the ring and the whole WWE's roster knew it was time to settle in to get held down by The Game's writing style. Orton was getting tore up, and for a guy who just showed up out of the blue Triple H was PWNING Orton, who was just yesterday the CHAMPION!
I'm not sure how many more jokes I can make about Triple H holding down the roster before someone laughs, but come on, you gotta admit...the roster immediately was held down upon his appearance, you know that's true, right?
First we had Flair in a street fight and now we had Triple H beating up Orton into the crowd and in a street fight. What about Batista? Is he written off the show because now The Game takes over? Too much speculation is going on for my own good.
Orton got a face full of chair, and Triple H was going to town with that thing. I noticed that the main/hard camera kept shaking, which was odd.
Raw ended with a massive pedigree from Triple H on Orton onto a steel chair, and I had to go to bed.
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Kofi Kingston defeated William Regal (non title)
Maryse defeated Kelly Kelly
Goldust, Festus, and Santino defeated Jamie Noble, The Kendrick, and Chavo Guerrero
MVP defeated Matt Hardy
Legacy defeated The Colons (non title)
WWE Monday Night Raw 6/8/09 Review
We get some quick recap from last night and Batista’s big win, as he is the new champion. We then get straight to the show with the new WWE champion Batista. Orton came down to ringside and Legacy tried to ambush him, and it seemed like he had things under control until a chair came into play and the numbers game caught up with Batista. The guys put Batista’s arm in a metal chair than kicked it! It was pretty messed up, and it looked like they were deliberately trying to break Batista’s wrist/arm.
Why not? I like this opening, they should have more beat downs.
Kofi Kingston defeated William Regal (non title)
I hate non title matches. They make no sense to me. What they should do is have tournaments and winning streaks, rather than random winners and losers. Kofi Kingston had a fast match with Regal, Regal had no time to hit any of his signature submissions, and Kingston mopped up with ease in this fast match up.
Maryse defeated Kelly Kelly
This match was ok at best, there was a few moments that made me think that these girls are improving, but they were just fleeting moments really. The ending came when I wasn’t even looking with Maryse tying this match up nicely and winning yet again with ease against Kelly Kelly, who seems to get more title shots than any other diva on the roster.
Goldust, Festus, and Santino defeated Jamie Noble, The Kendrick, and Chavo Guerrero
This match was hilarious, I guess a comedy match isn’t too bad. It is too bad that Festus has to have that dumb gimmick because he has some serious talent. Goldust is also impressive, he launched out of the corner with such a fury, it was nice to see him get a shot at wrestling, even if it was short lived. That being said, the bad guys were tagging in so fast, that the match started out like a blaze of glory, rather than a serious match up. That’s obviously, the key here, to get in there fast and furious. The match took a great turn when Santino pulled one out of the hat for the win! Once again proving that Kendrick is still employed, but not winning or getting that push that we all thought he was getting earlier this year. Maybe he too should’ve been fired with Paul London, they are both doing about the same thing, at least in my book.
The Miz and John Cena’s match up never really happened. The Big Show beat up Cena, then The Miz came around and mopped up Big Show. I don’t know where this is going, but alas….it was a good mid main event? I don’t know…I didn’t hate it, but I didn’t necessarily like it either.
MVP defeated Matt Hardy
I would usually say I’m tired of these matches because I’ve seen them wrestle so many times before. However, Hardy has a cast now, so I guess it’s ok, right? Right. The match was your standard between these two, and you gotta give Hardy some serious credit for wrestling with that cast, fake or not. MVP put up a nice match up and an otherwise easy win! MVP is definitely BALLIN! Try it, it’s fun!
Vickie Guerrero QUIT being General Manager of Raw, at least she quit!
Legacy defeated The Colons (non title)
If ever there was a nice tag team match on Raw it was this one. The tag team champions really were in a bind against the younger, more focused team. They seemed out matched for the first time in a long time when Legacy kept attacking at all fronts, keeping the Colons from getting a tag, and looking like they really were disciples of Randy Orton and not just some cronies that the WWE threw together for better ratings. The match isolated Primo towards the end and with a nice cobra clutch slam Ted Dibiase picked up the win for his team, and the Colons’ might be on their way to losing their titles to a much younger, up and coming team. I hope they don’t split the Colons’ for single wrestling glory.
The end of Raw featured Orton at ringside waiting for Batista to answer the call and if he did, things would be alright cause the rematch clause would be in tact. This of course was at 10:56 pm, so they were rushing things fast.
Randy Orton started a match up and waited for Batista to come down, but nothing seemed to happen. Then an Ambulance seemed to show up, and inside that ambulance was?
TRIPLE H! YEP TRIPLE H was at the Ambulance and not BATISTA! That's right, TRIPLE H!
The return of the all dominant TRIPLE H with sledgehammer, and the crowd was going nuts. So much for Batista to come back right?
Are you guys ready for the reign of Triple H? Triple H in just showing up immediately was holding down the roster! Within minutes Triple H beat up legacy, within seconds, and then ripped his shirt off! Orton and The game started to brawl inside the ring and the whole WWE's roster knew it was time to settle in to get held down by The Game's writing style. Orton was getting tore up, and for a guy who just showed up out of the blue Triple H was PWNING Orton, who was just yesterday the CHAMPION!
I'm not sure how many more jokes I can make about Triple H holding down the roster before someone laughs, but come on, you gotta admit...the roster immediately was held down upon his appearance, you know that's true, right?
First we had Flair in a street fight and now we had Triple H beating up Orton into the crowd and in a street fight. What about Batista? Is he written off the show because now The Game takes over? Too much speculation is going on for my own good.
Orton got a face full of chair, and Triple H was going to town with that thing. I noticed that the main/hard camera kept shaking, which was odd.
Raw ended with a massive pedigree from Triple H on Orton onto a steel chair, and I had to go to bed.
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Sunday, June 7, 2009
WWE Extreme Rules 2009 Results
WWE Extreme Rules 2009 RESULTS
The shocker of the night was Dreamer winning, even hough the WWE telegraphed it.
Cm Punk defeated Umaga in a Samoan Strap Match
Chris Jericho defeated Rey Mysterio in a No Holds Barred Match
Kofi Kingston won a fatal fourway match to retain his U.S Title
Tommy Dreamer won the ECW Championship
Batista defeated Randy Orton to become the new WWE champion
John Cena defeated Big Show in a submission match
Santina defeated Vickie Guerrero in a hog pen match
Jeff Hardy defeated Edge in a ladder match to win the World title
CM PUNK cashed in his Money in the bank briefcase right afterwards
I saw this tale end thanks to a hot tip...but it was really grainy.
The GTS Was hit then Hardy was pinned!
CM Punk is the new Champion!
The shocker of the night was Dreamer winning, even hough the WWE telegraphed it.
Cm Punk defeated Umaga in a Samoan Strap Match
Chris Jericho defeated Rey Mysterio in a No Holds Barred Match
Kofi Kingston won a fatal fourway match to retain his U.S Title
Tommy Dreamer won the ECW Championship
Batista defeated Randy Orton to become the new WWE champion
John Cena defeated Big Show in a submission match
Santina defeated Vickie Guerrero in a hog pen match
Jeff Hardy defeated Edge in a ladder match to win the World title
CM PUNK cashed in his Money in the bank briefcase right afterwards
I saw this tale end thanks to a hot tip...but it was really grainy.
The GTS Was hit then Hardy was pinned!
CM Punk is the new Champion!
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