TNA Impact 6/18/09 Results and Review More Craptastic Coverage

TNA Impact 6/18/09 Results

Christopher Daniels defeated The Amazing Red
Raven defeated Jethro “The Outlaw” Holiday in a Clockwork Orange House of Fun Match
Awesome Kong & Taylor Wilde defeated Daffney & Angelina Love
Team 3-D & Beer Money defeated Lethal Consequences & The Motor City Machine Guns
Samoa Joe & Aj Styles defeated Kurt Angle & Sting and Mick Foley & Jeff Jarrett

TNA Impact 6/18/09 Review

The show opened up with Foley inviting Double J to the ring for a nice party atmosphere. Then out came a lot of wrestlers and it turned into a melee. Daffney is hot to me…sorry…she’s hot to me. Raven rules, RAVEN! He’s back! He’s so back! RAVEN!!! RAVEN! Oh the beginning of tna sucked, it made no sense.

Christopher Daniels defeated The Amazing Red

The Amazing Red was putting on a great show. The flying reverse Russian leg sweep was stellar. Daniels also put on some amazing counters into place, and just reminded me why I like him so much. The Best Moonsault Ever beat Red’s fast paced offense and wow, this match was short, but it had some great moments.

Matt Morgan came out and yelled at Sting. He was rambling, and you know what? Who cares about Matt Morgan! Lame. Sting ended up throwing out Matt Morgan to the floor, in a classic move.

Raven defeated Jethro “The Outlaw” Holiday in a Clockwork Orange House of Fun Match

Jethro is Trevor Murdoch, just fyi. This Clockwork Orange House of Fun match was basically a halfway hardcore match up. I didn’t mind it that much, and I personally enjoy these types of matches. Who am I kidding? I love Raven and now that he seems to be a little lighter than the last time he was an active wrestler, I think he’s back to his former glory. Raven through Jethro through a side of the ring, with a cage on it and he went flying through to the floor, and Raven pinned him to win this match. It ended bad, but the overall match wasn’t terrible. It had its moments, although short lived. I hope Raven is recruiting for a new incarnation of Raven’s Nest or Raven’s Flock.

Samoa Joe says he’s being adviced…but by who? Kennedy! Na, I don’t know.

Awesome Kong & Taylor Wilde defeated Daffney & Angelina Love

This match was more than a divas match, the women of TNA really had some good wrestling style. The match ended fast though with Awesome Kong hitting the Implant Buster on Daffney to win the match. I like the TNA Knockouts 100 times more than I do the wwe divas. These women hit harder and actually can wrestle, I’m always impressed with TNA and the amount of time they give these women at times. I like them. You might too.

Tara and Awesome Kong stared each other down, and I for one am excited to see them wrestle each other, though tonight wasn’t the night.

Team 3-D & Beer Money defeated Lethal Consequences & The Motor City Machine Guns

I’m assuming this was a fourway match? I don’t know, it had a hard time starting. Suicide ran in and took out the Motor City Machine Guns and ran away. The match finally started and it was a big melee inside the ring. Team 3-D was cleaning up with the greatest of ease, getting the best of all the tag teams, as if they were Triple H holding down the roster. They win this match in less than 4 minutes. So it was an 8 man tag? I guess….this match sucked.

Samoa Joe & Aj Styles defeated Kurt Angle & Sting and Mick Foley & Jeff Jarrett

This match had roughly 14 minutes to finish off. The match was ok at best, it had a lot of mat wrestling with no one really getting the upper hand overall. Mid match Foley abandoned Jeff Jarrett to join the announce team, and it seemed like Foley was punishing Double J, even though he was paying lip service. When we returned from break Jarrett was getting worked, and Foley was still outside at the announce tables. Samoa Joe’s powerbomb on Kurt Angle into Sting’s back look brutal. Meanwhile Double J went out of the ring and hit Foley with a steel chair. In ring Samoa Joe was cleaning house! Joe hit a sweet Muscle Buster and the match was done, just like that.

Tna was a mixed bag this week. I didn’t hate it, but it wasn’t necessarily bad.

Tna Sacrifice 2009 Results

TNA Sacrifice 2009 Results

Lethal Consequences & Eric Young defeated IWGP Jr. Tag Team Champions The Motor City Machineguns & Sheik Abdul Bashir

Taylor Wilde defeated Daffney w/ Abyss & Dr. Stevie in a monsters ball match

Christopher Daniels defeated Suicide to wint he TNA x-division championship

HOWEVER

The match was restarted and...

Suicide defeated Christopher Daniels to win the TNA x-division championship

TNA Knockouts Championship Match Angelina Love defeated Awesome Kong

Samoa Joe defeated Kevin Nash

Team 3D Tag Team Invitational Tournament: Beer Money, Inc. defeated The British Invasion

TNA Legends Championship - I Quit Match AJ Styles defeated Booker T

This next match was so convoluted that I just copied this from another site...

Mick Foley defending the TNA title in an Ultimate Sacrifice match against Sting, Kurt Angle and Jeff Jarrett. If Angle is pinned he loses his status as Godfather of the Main Event Mafia, if Sting is pinned he will never wrestle again, and if Jarrett is pinned he gives up his stake in TNA.

Jarrett strokes Angle from the ropes onto a chair and Sting came in and pins Angle at 14:57. Sting is now the godfather of the Main Event Mafia.

I couldn't afford this ppv so I didn't even see it. I got the results, and you know what? GREAT! I am glad I did not order TNA Sacrifice, this piece of trash company is worse than WCW 2000 ever was. Man I'm so sick of this company putting out the worst wrestling possible.

Oh and I'm kind of ticked of personally because not only am I BROKE, no one buys crap from my links, but now WWE is teaming up with HULU!

Why am I still paying for cable?

Man I'm having a hard time today. Oh well.

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TNA Impact 5/21/09 Results and Review The Foley Jarrett War Continues

TNA Impact 5/21/09 Results

Suicide & Christopher Daniels defeated Lethal Consequences and The Motor City Machine Guns
Sting defeated Erik Young
Kurt Angle defeated Matt Morgan

TNA Impact 5/21/09 Review

I’m back in action here with a review of TNA…more of a recap really, because I’m really tired. Jeff Jarrett came down to ringside and started talking crap about how TNA is changing or something. There will be a fourway match for Foley’s title at the ppv. Foley came down with the belt, and you know what? This crap sucks. Both these guys are beyond their prime and they are supposed to be the top guys in TNA…lame.

Suicide & Christopher Daniels defeated Lethal Consequences and The Motor City Machine Guns

This triple threat tag team match nd it was a culmination of the last few weeks of people calling each other out, and blaming Daniels for being Suicide or something along those lines. Alright, this match was interesting only because we don’t get this type of fast paced wrestling in the WWE. The X-Division is awesome here, these guys remind me of the cruiserweights from WCW, they just keep going and going. The Machine Guns looked like the aggressors in this match up with a string of moves that only happen in their matches included a picture perfect frog splash. Of course, what kind of match would it be without some reversals and near falls? The match kept moving with Suicide getting more and more involved in the match, and he nailed an awesome Code Breaker like move and picked up the pin!

Team 3-D was in ring talking about how great they were…it was lame to me, cause it seems so formulaic at this point. The British guys ran down and beat up Team 3-D and one dude hit what appeared to be the classic British Bulldog’s Power Slam. I guess that wasn’t too bad. The British dudes are pretty cool, I like factions; Beer Money ran down and saved Team 3-D from a further beat down which was kind of weird.

Sting defeated Erik Young

I’m not sure how Erik Young got a match with the former Champion Sting. Sting beat Erik Young like he was a jobber and that was that. I don’t even know how to reiew this one, Sting defeated Young with the Scorpion Death Lock and that was it.

Velvet Sky and Awesome Kong were signing a contract in ring. I couldn’t help but notice tat Velvet Sky is really gross looking up close. Earl Hebner is looking really ld too. Awesome Kong actually looks like a younger woman, in comparison. I hate contract signings, they all end the same…some gets beat down.
Kurt Angle defeated Matt Morgan

Kurt Angle defeated Matt Morgan

Matt Morgan really put the boots to Kurt Angle. He really had a lot of shots against Kurt and it was really good through the time allotted. Morgan dominated the match and it was ALL Morgan, it was nice to see Angle allowing a younger guy to get over a little. Angle however ended up winning with a small package, and it was over. This was interesting to see, and although it wasn’t longer, it did have enough of a push for Matt Morgan to look legit in ring. I still think he sucks though.

Samoa Joe and Jeff Jarrett fought each other for no apparent reason. Aj Styles came down and fought the two, the match was thrown out, I guess. This was a stupid way to squeeze in another match.

Afterwards, Foley fought a cardboard cut out of Rocky. No joke. This was dumb.

TNA sucked so bad, I can’t believe I got up at 5 am to review it. I hope you guys appreciate this…so lame.

Oh and the show ended with Foley knocking out Angle, Jarrett and Sting with a chair.

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Tna Impact 4/22/09 Results and Review The Foley Era Begins Again

Tna Impact 4/22/09 Results

Beer Money defeated Lethal Consequences
Sojourner Bolt defeated Taylor Wilde Ladder Match
Aj Styles defeated Kevin Nash via Disqualifications
Outlaw Jethro Holliday & Eric Young defeated No Limit
Jeff Jarrett Scott Steiner

Tna Impact 4/22/09 Review

I woke up with a stuffy nose and I didn’t want to review TNA. My ears were clogged so I had to turn up the volume a lot more than I wanted, but I managed to get things in order.

The show opened with Mick Foley and Jeff Jarrett in ring. Foley tried to inspire Jeff Jarrett and made a match for him. This segment was weird because Foley is activating the role of general manager and his role as Champion, which presents a conflict of interest in my opinion. However, no one cares, so we’ll move on.

Beer Money defeated Lethal Consequences

A new tag team tournament was announced and Beer Money was the first team out. Lethal Consequences came out and these two teams put on one heck of a tag team showcase. From tandem moves to high spots, this match had it al in a short time. I wish more tag teams were created to stay together like Beer Money has in TNA. They are definitely a major throwback to the 1980’s longevity that was seen in the Tag team era. The match was good, and for once I thought that TNA had hope for a brighter future. As long as they keep pushing their tag teams in this manner, we can see a great thing happen. Beer Money chasing the belts is a nice fit in this wrestling promotion. Beer Money gets the win, by teaming up on Lethal and hitting him with their double finishing move.

Sojourner Bolt defeated Taylor Wilde Ladder Match

Now this I can get behind all day. This match was a ladder match for a title shot. Back suplex off the ladder from Sojourner was great. Sojourner Bolt took out Brass Knuckles! The two women went back and forth in this match up, and Bolt was getting the worse of it. Bolt hit Taylor Wilde in the face with some Brass Knuckles and this match was over. This match was going good, but this match was too short, and the match didn’t develop as well as I thought it would. Overall, good stuff, I liked the use of Brass Knuckles.

Aj Styles defeated Kevin Nash via Disqualifications

Nash actually was in ring wrestling! I haven’t seen this much vigor out of Nash in a long time. Even the weekend ppv match wasn’t all that great. Nash was dominant for the most part of this match, and styles didn’t hit as hard as he usually does, and he was trying to keep things paced in his favor. Nash got hit with Pele and I thought it was over. Nash was really slow late on in the match, as if he legitimately was tired. Aj Styles then got to shine with some highspots, only to miss. Rudy Charles threw the match out and disqualified Kevin Nash when Booker T interfered, and I hated the ending. Lame.

Outlaw Jethro Holliday & Eric Young defeated No Limit

TREVOR MURDOCH shows up! He’s in this tag team tournament! That’s right former WWE star Trevor Murdoch was in this match up! Eric Young teamed up with him for this match up. This match didn’t have a lot of stellar wrestling, Young and Holliday thought managed to get some good shots in. It was a good overall showdown, and it ended with Eric Young winning with a nice crucifix pin.

Jeff Jarrett Scott Steiner

Mick Foley was on color commentary and this was a hilarious match. This match up was just another hardcore match, and it wasn’t half bad. The plunder was all over the place, and I had to mark out huge for the suplex on a trashcan from Steiner to Jarrett. Scott Steiner’s huge back suplex off the top rope was insane! Jarrett’s Electric chair towards the end was cool, but it seemed a bit overkill. Jarrett hits the guitar shot on Steiner, then The Stroke, and Jarrett pins Steiner clean…well…as clean as you can get in a hardcore match.

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TNA Impact 2/2609 Results and Review The Main Event Mafia Saga

I didn’t want to review TNA this week, because I’m so jaded. TNA hasn’t had a whole lot to offer in a long time. However, tonight, I thought something might happen, so I tuned in and here is what I saw.

The Beautiful People defeated Madison Rayne & Taylor Wilde

I’m not sure why, but I always think that The Beautiful People have been in porno movies. They just have that “porno” quality to me. I guess hat’s a good thing in regards to keeping me watching, good job Tna? This match was not half ad, the women in TNA can actually wrestle and they know a little bit about in ring psychology, which is something that is missing from a lot of wwe diva matches. Madison Rayne looks like a mix of Jenna Jameson and Jenny McCarthy, and officially turned heel after slapping Taylor Wilde, letting The Beautiful People pick up the victory.

Beer Money defeated The Rock N Rave Infection

What can I say? Beer Money has to be the best tag team in wrestling right now. They work well togther, they cheat to win, and they work stiff if need be. The majority of their matches usually end with something going awry for the other team, but overall, these guys are like a well oiled machine, and it’s something that TNA can capitalize on. WWE does not have a good tag team division, but if TNA could make the tag teams as important as the rest of the roster, we could see a huge upgrade of viewers of the product. I know I remember when WWF released The Best of WWF and it was all tag matches, that was interesting to me, and I would still watch tag teams if they were as good as Beer Money. Alas, that’s not going to happen anytime soon.

Sojourner Bolt & Rhaka Khan defeted Awesome Kong & Raisha Saeed

The Knockouts once again shined in this match up. The second on the show, and it wasn’t bad. Bolt seemed to be trying too hard, slipping up here and there. Khan is not ready for this level of involvement as she was looking green out there. Saeed, I bet is sexy under all that mystery, just a quick note. The match was good and fast, the spots weren’t insane, but overall, this was a good match up, better than any wwe divas match, that’s for sure. Bolt got the pin with a backslide, pinning combination.

Alex Shelley defeated Lethal Consequences and Chris Sabin in a 4 way ladder match

This match was too short. There weren’t many high spots, no bloodshed, and not a whole lot to this match up. It was obviously shorted because it was on television and no on ppv. The match went on and the guys tried to do their best, but it just wasn’t enough. Shelley sprinted up to the top, pulled the belt and successfully defended his x-division title. This match should’ve been given the full last section of the show or a ppv match up.

The whole show ended with a terrible contract signing. This show ended so bad that I wanted to just fall asleep.

TNA Impact 2/26/09 Results

The Beautiful People defeated Madison Rayne & Taylor Wilde
Beer Money defeated The Rock N Rave Infection
Sojourner Bolt & Rhaka Khan defeted Awesome Kong & Raisha Saeed
Alex Shelley defeated Lethal Consequences and Chris Sabin in a 4 way ladder match

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TNA Impact 1/15/09 Review and Results When Icons Collide

Kurt Angle came out to run his mouth. It was a long winded diatribe about how the Main Event Mafia is going to end the war. It wasn’t all that great. Hernandez came out and cashed in his world championship title shot! That’s right, he is going to face STING later tonight

Hernandez defeated Sting via disqualification

Sting came out strong against Hernandez. However, it took some time, as Hernandez really try to make a name for himself early on, but the veteran made sure to pace himself, turning the tables around and forcing Hernandez to wake up. The main event mafia was at ringside, so I didn’t think that Hernandez had much of a shot to win this one. Right after I typed that, the mafia jumped into the ring and forced the disqualification. Homicide ran down to help him out, but the Mafia’s numbers were just too much for him, and they eventually got the upper hand. Aj Styles ran down to help, but he too couldn’t overcome the numbers game and the Mafia was looking like the N.W.O of old! Brother Ray came back and things were looking all new as he was taking out everyone in the mafia!

Roxxi , Taylor Wilde, and Roxxi defeated The Kongtourage

The women of TNA once again come out and put on a show for those of you that saw it. I admit, I’m getting tired of seeing six man tag matches between these women. (More like six women tag matches, right?) This match overall was your standard match between these women, as they are no strangers to each other. The action spilled to the outside of the ring, an things were getting bad, but eventually ODB and Sojourner Bolt ended up in the middle of the ring and it didn’t look good for ODB as she was getting dominated in this match up, towards the close. I really liked Roxxi in this match up, she was really showing off as she was dropping bombs and haymakers on Kong’s team. Rhaka Khan was set to Chokeslam Roxxi but Roxxi turned it into the Voodoo Drop for the pinfall! That movie looks so good! Great match, I love the women of TNA, screw the divas, TNA has the best women wrestlers!

Lethal Consequences defeated Abyss & Matt Morgan

Once again Matt Morgan teamsup with Abyss, which was kind of weird considering what went down at the ppv on Sunday. This was the Matt Morgan show, as Matt Morgan would not tag in Abyss for the early moments of this job. He was dominating this match up with ease. Abyss got hit in the face immediately with a big boot, and the former tag champs were in sync to getting Abyss pinned and Morgan rocked! A double suicide dive took out Matt Morgan on the outside of the ring, Abyss was back inside getting assaultd via all sorts of offensive fury, and this was looking like a dream match. Matt Morgan dropped Creed with a fallaway slam ala Scott Hall, but Abyss dropped Jay Lethal with a powerbomb right on top of Matt Morgan! Lethal pinned Morgan getting the pinfall victory!

Post match, Matt Morgan fights Abyss, but out comes security! Where was security when the Main Event Mafia was killing people in the opening parts of tonight’s Impact? This is lame. Speaking of security, remember when Bam Bam Bigelow invaded WCW, to attack Bill Goldberg? That was awesome.

Aj Styles defeated Scott Steiner w/ Mick Foley as special Enforcer

The main event was supposed to be Kurt Angle and Aj Styles, but because Angle got beat down and thrown through a table at the beginning of this show, Aj Styles was out there fighting Scott Steiner. Steiner and Aj put on a mediocre match. Styles tried to carry the match, but Steiner isn’t that good, he hasn’t been good since the early 90’s when him and Rick Steiner put on shows left and right in WCW. Mick Foley was at ringside positioning himself as the enforcer. This match bored me after a while. Steiner’s power moves really limit Aj Styles from doing anything too great. There was a great bridge suplex towards the closing moments of this match, but it wasn’t the end all. Aj pounced on the ref, and Foley was forced into getting involved with the match. Steiner hit Foley in the back of the head with a lead pipe, knocking out Mick Foley. Then Steiner used the lead pipe to knock out Aj Styles but couldn’t get the pinfall! Steiner cinched in the Steiner Recliner and it did not look good for Aj Styles at this point. Petey Williams ran out to ringside and delivered a Missile Dropkick on Steiner, Aj got up and took advantage and won this match up via pinfall!

TNA Impact 1/15/09 Results

Hernandez defeated Sting via disqualification
Roxxi , Taylor Wilde, and Roxxi defeated The Kongtourage
Lethal Consequences defeated Abyss & Matt Morgan
Aj Styles defeated Scott Steiner w/ Mick Foley as special Enforcer

Overall this night of Impact sucked. I liked a couple of things, but it just seemed like the TNA people don't want to put on a good wrestling show. They spent the first hour with only one match, and the second hour rushing through spots to get to the main event. I'm not fascinated by the wrestling of TNA. They should switch back to the four sided ring, and stick to simple wrestling formulas. Not this NWO crap they are mirroring right now.

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