TNA Impact 12/16/10 Results
Jay Lethal defeated Robbie E to win the X-Division Title
Erik Young & Orlando Jordan defeated Generation Me
Tara & Madison Rayne defeated Mickie James & Miss Testmaker
RVD defeated Rob Terry
Bubba Ray Dudley defeated Amazing Red
Jeff Hardy & Kaz defeated Ken Anderson & Matt Morgan
TNA Impact 12/16/10 Review
Matt Morgan and Ken Anderson had some altercation...it was stupid. Jeff Hardy came out and cut a stupid promo and he sounded like he was on drugs. He kept rambling or something, I don't know, I was just tired, and sleepy, so I went to make a sandwich. I later came back and the 3 idiots were still having their opening, and that was that.
The first match on card was none other than the X Division title match.
Jay Lethal defeated Robbie E to win the X-Division Title
Despite Robbie E being a heel, the announcers were positive on him for some weird reason. It was stupid to have the commentators high on Robbie E one minute, and then immediately goes into stupidity.
The match started and Cookie was interfering from the start, but out ran Christy Hemme and handcuffed herself to Cookie! Yep! So now the match would just be the two wrestlers and not the manager and the wrestler, which is a great thing. Lethal's combinations and elbow drop from the top rope was great, even if RObbie kicked out. Robbie took to the top rope at one point and was caught by Lethal and he hit a very very nice superplex. This match was actually starting to gain steam and for once in recent times, I loved it. Cookie tried to hand some spray into the ring, but Hemme stopped her, and Lethal hit the Lethal Injection and Robbie E loses the belt to Lethal! Not a four star classic, but one of the best matches I've seen in a long time. Letal and Hemme look cute together, and dare I say, Hemme is hot.
There was a great deal of backstage segments between matches. There was some interview segments, some interesting different points of interest, nothing too fascinating, and then Douglas Williams got beat up by Aj Styles in the women's locker room. It looked bad. Williams was knocked out cold, and he eventually left. Erik Young and Orlando Jordan did a bunch of weird segments too, it was gross.
Erik Young & Orlando Jordan defeated Generation Me
Any momentum that Tna Impact had going into this tag team match up, was lost when this match happened. This match was lopsided and was terrible. Orlando Jordan won the match with a submission and he was dressed up as a hooters girl, I kid you not. Generation Me is buried here, and just jobbed out for no apparent reason. It was terrible.
Tara & Madison Rayne defeated Mickie James & Miss Testmaker
This was a terrible match, but it had an interesting continuation of the Tara and Mickie feud. Mickie James was knocked out cold, and eventually lost the match. It was terrible.
Rob Terry is back, and he said screw you to Kaz. It was interesting, as they might be able to build up into a feud.
Bubba Ray Dudley defeated Amazing Red
Amazing Red was completely buried here, or not completely. Red was able to get in a little bit of offense, but he's being wasted here. He got obliterated by Bubba then afterwards he was getting beat up too.
Notice that there is no follow up with Shark Boy, even though he was at the ppv.
Devon came out and saved Amazing Red.
RVD defeated Rob Terry
Despite having a nice back and forth match, and despite my love for RVD in the past, this match wasn't his best. Rob Terry returning didn't get the job done as RVD put on his four moves of doom and hit the frog splash and won this match. Rob Terry got in a lot of great moves, but RVD no sold a lot of it, which was stupid to me. Oh well.
I liked Rob Terry and Orlando Jordans feud set up earlier this year, but they dropped the ball on all levels, and this match was just a throwaway. Let's hope they go back to that earlier feud or else, I'm going back to sleep.
Jeff Jarrett beat up some random idiot from the crowd. It was sad. Jarrett needs to get completely killed by someone.
Jeff Hardy & Kaz defeated Ken Anderson & Matt Morgan
This match actually had some good points to it. Anderson, despite playing up his injury, was in there like a house on fire. He was able to throw in some great offense, and Matt Morgan also had a lot of great points. He hit a huge leg drop towards the end of the match, and was able to help Anderson carry this match. Hardy looked drunk, Kaz was a sidenote. A ref bump set up Anderson going to the top rope, but he was thrown off by Rob Terry! Terry turns heel?!? The twist of Hate was hit and the ref counted 3! The bad guys win again.
This match sucked, this match was stupid, but no, there was a swerve heel turn and Rob Terry turned heel!
TNA Impact wasn't as bad as past weeks. I liked the opening match a lot, the end was ok too. I don't agree with Anderson needing to be busted open, but he looked good in this match and so was Morgan. I finally enjoyed watching TNA, even if it wasn't their best offering.
Lastly, I ask any reader out there that uses amazon online to utilize the links on the site to purchase TNA or WWE goods. Thank You.
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Friday, December 17, 2010
Saturday, October 9, 2010
TNA Impact 10/7/10 Results and Review
TNA Impact 10/7/10 Results
Angelina Love & Velvet Sky defeated Tara & Madison Rayne
Mick Foley defeated Ric Flair in a hardcore match
Orlando Jordan & Erik Young defeated Ink Inc
Kurt Angle wins a battle royal (on reaction, not impact)
TNA Impact 10/7/10 Review
The show this week opened up fast with Dixie being yelled at by Abyss. This was a very awkward opening, that looked like Abyss was going to rape Dixie Carter....this was just very awkward.
This was a live show....I guess.
Sting came out with Kevin Nash and the Pope. The Pope cut a promo, and then out came Jarrett and Joe and blah blah blah.....Eric Bischoff set up a match for Bound for Glory. Look for Samoa Joe to turn on Double J...
Mickie James showed up at TNA! I didn't mark out, that's for sure.
Angelina Love & Velvet Sky defeated Tara & Madison Rayne
This match was for the name "The Beautiful People", and it was one of the worst matches I've ever seen. This is a travesty, considering that a few years back TNA had one of the best women's divisions I've ever seen. Angelina Love wins.
Ms. Testmaker or whatever....was talking about Bound for Glory and how there will be a 4 way dance for the Women's Title. The special guest referee for that match is none other than Mickie James! Yep. Mickie James has come to TNA...wow...she's looking good, but it's sad that she won't have much competition.
Mick Foley defeated Ric Flair
This match was sad. Seriously, I was just sad to see this BS. Foley, way past his prime, Flair way past his time, in a hardcore match? There were some sick bumps, and both men were bleeding like crazy, which was sick. I'm all for these guys in their prime, but this was NOT 2 men in the prime of their careers, this was two old men fighting in a battle for nothing. This was not a pretty sight, it was NOT a wrestling match as much as it was a complete and terrible brawl of sorts. The kid inside me was going nuts, but the adult, was just shaking his head. I am NOT a fan of seeing these guys kill each other, it just doesn't mean anything, especially with so many others on the roster that could be utilized here. Flair lost via 10 count? I don't know, this was stupid...this was completely stupid.
Orlando Jordan and Erik Young cut a weird promo...their a team now? I haven't seen them since Young threw a mannequin into the ring.
There's not enough coffee in the world to wake me up for this piece of garbage....
Orlando Jordan & Erik Young defeated Ink Inc
This match sucked. This match was just stupid. Erik Young was doing everything to ruin the match, he was stopping Orlando Jordan from cheating. This match sucked...Erik Young sucks. Orlando sucks....ugh...nevermind. Worst tag team match ever.
Wow...what a terrible idea....Shore aka Robbie E debuts...I can't believe this bs....this is seriously the worst idea in pro-wrestling.
There was a Battle Royal that resembled the Royal Rumble at the end of this impact, and it ran over time. It was STUPID! I do NOT watch reaction, and well....that was that. WHo won?
Um...let me see here...Moe. Moe wins.
I hate TNA.
Angelina Love & Velvet Sky defeated Tara & Madison Rayne
Mick Foley defeated Ric Flair in a hardcore match
Orlando Jordan & Erik Young defeated Ink Inc
Kurt Angle wins a battle royal (on reaction, not impact)
TNA Impact 10/7/10 Review
The show this week opened up fast with Dixie being yelled at by Abyss. This was a very awkward opening, that looked like Abyss was going to rape Dixie Carter....this was just very awkward.
This was a live show....I guess.
Sting came out with Kevin Nash and the Pope. The Pope cut a promo, and then out came Jarrett and Joe and blah blah blah.....Eric Bischoff set up a match for Bound for Glory. Look for Samoa Joe to turn on Double J...
Mickie James showed up at TNA! I didn't mark out, that's for sure.
Angelina Love & Velvet Sky defeated Tara & Madison Rayne
This match was for the name "The Beautiful People", and it was one of the worst matches I've ever seen. This is a travesty, considering that a few years back TNA had one of the best women's divisions I've ever seen. Angelina Love wins.
Ms. Testmaker or whatever....was talking about Bound for Glory and how there will be a 4 way dance for the Women's Title. The special guest referee for that match is none other than Mickie James! Yep. Mickie James has come to TNA...wow...she's looking good, but it's sad that she won't have much competition.
Mick Foley defeated Ric Flair
This match was sad. Seriously, I was just sad to see this BS. Foley, way past his prime, Flair way past his time, in a hardcore match? There were some sick bumps, and both men were bleeding like crazy, which was sick. I'm all for these guys in their prime, but this was NOT 2 men in the prime of their careers, this was two old men fighting in a battle for nothing. This was not a pretty sight, it was NOT a wrestling match as much as it was a complete and terrible brawl of sorts. The kid inside me was going nuts, but the adult, was just shaking his head. I am NOT a fan of seeing these guys kill each other, it just doesn't mean anything, especially with so many others on the roster that could be utilized here. Flair lost via 10 count? I don't know, this was stupid...this was completely stupid.
Orlando Jordan and Erik Young cut a weird promo...their a team now? I haven't seen them since Young threw a mannequin into the ring.
There's not enough coffee in the world to wake me up for this piece of garbage....
Orlando Jordan & Erik Young defeated Ink Inc
This match sucked. This match was just stupid. Erik Young was doing everything to ruin the match, he was stopping Orlando Jordan from cheating. This match sucked...Erik Young sucks. Orlando sucks....ugh...nevermind. Worst tag team match ever.
Wow...what a terrible idea....Shore aka Robbie E debuts...I can't believe this bs....this is seriously the worst idea in pro-wrestling.
There was a Battle Royal that resembled the Royal Rumble at the end of this impact, and it ran over time. It was STUPID! I do NOT watch reaction, and well....that was that. WHo won?
Um...let me see here...Moe. Moe wins.
I hate TNA.
Friday, July 30, 2010
TNA Impact 7/29/10 Results and Review
TNA Impact 7/29/10 Results
Angelina Love defeated Sarita
Ink Inc defeated Orlando Jordan, a Mannequin and Erik Young
The Motor City Machine Guns defeated Beer Money in a steel cage match
Anderson & Hardy defeated Gunner, Murphy, and Matt Morgan
Rob Terry defeated kaz
Abyss defeated Tommy Dreamer in a hardcore match
TNA Impact 7/29/10 Review
The show started with Tommy Dreamer in ring with some other ECW alumni and they were talking about random crap. I don't know, but the crowd seemed to be going nuts for it.
Hogan came out and was for the whole ECW thing and then came out AByss to oppose them...I don't know, this whole thing was lame. Then the footage cut to backstage with the Beautiful People, and out of all of them, I like Madison Rayne best. Just sayin. There is a rift with them, and I'm not sure why they are continuing to build that team up.
Angelina Love defeated Sarita
I couldn't believe that we were seeing a throwback to the old Knockout division. This match had Sarita looking like a million bucks against Angelina Love. While the wrestling wasn't exactly the most technical in the world, the match did feature some greatness, and Sarita was starting to actually work and look good to me. Both as a wrestler and as a sexy woman...which is an odd thing to say, I know. That all being said, I don't like Angelina Love and her offense. Her head seems too big for her body and her fake boobs are ridiculous. She won this match after taking a large amount of offense, and I didn't care...at least there were some good points of interest.
Orlando Jordan and Erik Young are teaming up? What in the world? Lame. Who kidnapped SAMOA JOE???
Ink Inc defeated Orlando Jordan, a Mannequin and Erik Young
This was just a weird match up. Orlando jordan lost a squash match. Ink Inc beat up Orlando JOrdan and Erik Young brought a mannequin into the rin...and well, they tried to make it part of the match. I have no idea what the deal was, and it was just stupid to say the least. Erik Young is lame, fire him already.
Flair came out to introduce his new group and it seemed that beer Money was going to be the next two in the group. I don't know about you, but this whole thing sucked. The micwork sucks, and the group is taking a backseat to the ECW invasion, and I'm tired of the teasing and what not that has been part of this angle from the start. Aj Styles is ok, when he's not trying to imitate Flair. Kazarian sucks. Beer Money is good on their own, not with a group.
The Motor City Machine Guns defeated Beer Money in a steel cage match
THis match was your standard tag team match, only it was inside a steel cage. The best part about this match was that people were busted wide open! FINALLY SOME BLOOD! If you're going to have a cage match and the cage is going to act as a weapon, someone has to bleed. It doesn't have to be sick, but it adds a bit of flavor to the match that otherwise doesn't exist. As far as tag team steel cage matche sgo, there aren't a lot of them, but this one was definitely up to snuff. I liked it, and though it wasn't as great as the one that Steve Austin & Brian Pillman had againts Ricky Steamboat & Shane Douglas, this was definitely one of the best television matches I've seen in a long time. This thing went back and forth and I thought for sure Beer Money had it several times, and I thought for sure The Machine Guns were going over, but it took time and nearfalls and blood spilled, before this thing finally came to a close. With an accidental beer bottle to the head of the Robert Roode, this match was over with a nice ending to one of the best matches I've seen on free television in a long time.
Mr. Anderson and Matt Morgan brawled in ring with a mic. I liked this segment and it finally gave Morgan a dominant position against a more serious opponent. Jeff Hardy ran down to save Anerson from more abuse, and it lookedl ike Morgan is back to his giant status, although, he did get pummeled by Fat Ass Jeff Hardy.
Rob Terry defeated Kaz
A squash match that ended in twenty seconds...not sure why they had this match.
Anderson & Hardy defeated Gunner, Murphy, and Matt Morgan
Two security guys fought Anderson and Hardy? THis was just stupid to me, and I'm not sure what was the whole poitn of this. It was just another lame match, and Anderson and Hardy won, that's that. Morgan left the ring before anything crazy went down.
RVD and Abyss brawled and that prompted Tommy Dreamer to come out for a match.
Abyss defeated Tommy Dreamer in a hardcore match
Tommy Dreamer, for having a torn mcl, sure found a way to make it through a hardcore match with Abyss. I'm not sure why TNA made this the main event, and for the most part it was just Abyss getting the hell kicked out of him with a variety of weapons. Tommy didn't take a lot of punishment at first, but eventually (as I knew would happen) took some damage. Abyss sucks, but I guess this match wasn't the worst thing in the entire world, it just doesn't make sense to me why TNA would put so much effort into former ECW guys, especially now. Plus, I thought Dreamer wanted to retire? Whatever. The match eventually ended with Abyss slamming Dreamer into a barbed wire board, and that was that.
Raven ran down with a chair. Raven's fat now.
Raven then turned on Tommy Dreamer. He hit the EVenflow DDT on Tommy Dreamer and that was that...I guess.
Angelina Love defeated Sarita
Ink Inc defeated Orlando Jordan, a Mannequin and Erik Young
The Motor City Machine Guns defeated Beer Money in a steel cage match
Anderson & Hardy defeated Gunner, Murphy, and Matt Morgan
Rob Terry defeated kaz
Abyss defeated Tommy Dreamer in a hardcore match
TNA Impact 7/29/10 Review
The show started with Tommy Dreamer in ring with some other ECW alumni and they were talking about random crap. I don't know, but the crowd seemed to be going nuts for it.
Hogan came out and was for the whole ECW thing and then came out AByss to oppose them...I don't know, this whole thing was lame. Then the footage cut to backstage with the Beautiful People, and out of all of them, I like Madison Rayne best. Just sayin. There is a rift with them, and I'm not sure why they are continuing to build that team up.
Angelina Love defeated Sarita
I couldn't believe that we were seeing a throwback to the old Knockout division. This match had Sarita looking like a million bucks against Angelina Love. While the wrestling wasn't exactly the most technical in the world, the match did feature some greatness, and Sarita was starting to actually work and look good to me. Both as a wrestler and as a sexy woman...which is an odd thing to say, I know. That all being said, I don't like Angelina Love and her offense. Her head seems too big for her body and her fake boobs are ridiculous. She won this match after taking a large amount of offense, and I didn't care...at least there were some good points of interest.
Orlando Jordan and Erik Young are teaming up? What in the world? Lame. Who kidnapped SAMOA JOE???
Ink Inc defeated Orlando Jordan, a Mannequin and Erik Young
This was just a weird match up. Orlando jordan lost a squash match. Ink Inc beat up Orlando JOrdan and Erik Young brought a mannequin into the rin...and well, they tried to make it part of the match. I have no idea what the deal was, and it was just stupid to say the least. Erik Young is lame, fire him already.
Flair came out to introduce his new group and it seemed that beer Money was going to be the next two in the group. I don't know about you, but this whole thing sucked. The micwork sucks, and the group is taking a backseat to the ECW invasion, and I'm tired of the teasing and what not that has been part of this angle from the start. Aj Styles is ok, when he's not trying to imitate Flair. Kazarian sucks. Beer Money is good on their own, not with a group.
The Motor City Machine Guns defeated Beer Money in a steel cage match
THis match was your standard tag team match, only it was inside a steel cage. The best part about this match was that people were busted wide open! FINALLY SOME BLOOD! If you're going to have a cage match and the cage is going to act as a weapon, someone has to bleed. It doesn't have to be sick, but it adds a bit of flavor to the match that otherwise doesn't exist. As far as tag team steel cage matche sgo, there aren't a lot of them, but this one was definitely up to snuff. I liked it, and though it wasn't as great as the one that Steve Austin & Brian Pillman had againts Ricky Steamboat & Shane Douglas, this was definitely one of the best television matches I've seen in a long time. This thing went back and forth and I thought for sure Beer Money had it several times, and I thought for sure The Machine Guns were going over, but it took time and nearfalls and blood spilled, before this thing finally came to a close. With an accidental beer bottle to the head of the Robert Roode, this match was over with a nice ending to one of the best matches I've seen on free television in a long time.
Mr. Anderson and Matt Morgan brawled in ring with a mic. I liked this segment and it finally gave Morgan a dominant position against a more serious opponent. Jeff Hardy ran down to save Anerson from more abuse, and it lookedl ike Morgan is back to his giant status, although, he did get pummeled by Fat Ass Jeff Hardy.
Rob Terry defeated Kaz
A squash match that ended in twenty seconds...not sure why they had this match.
Anderson & Hardy defeated Gunner, Murphy, and Matt Morgan
Two security guys fought Anderson and Hardy? THis was just stupid to me, and I'm not sure what was the whole poitn of this. It was just another lame match, and Anderson and Hardy won, that's that. Morgan left the ring before anything crazy went down.
RVD and Abyss brawled and that prompted Tommy Dreamer to come out for a match.
Abyss defeated Tommy Dreamer in a hardcore match
Tommy Dreamer, for having a torn mcl, sure found a way to make it through a hardcore match with Abyss. I'm not sure why TNA made this the main event, and for the most part it was just Abyss getting the hell kicked out of him with a variety of weapons. Tommy didn't take a lot of punishment at first, but eventually (as I knew would happen) took some damage. Abyss sucks, but I guess this match wasn't the worst thing in the entire world, it just doesn't make sense to me why TNA would put so much effort into former ECW guys, especially now. Plus, I thought Dreamer wanted to retire? Whatever. The match eventually ended with Abyss slamming Dreamer into a barbed wire board, and that was that.
Raven ran down with a chair. Raven's fat now.
Raven then turned on Tommy Dreamer. He hit the EVenflow DDT on Tommy Dreamer and that was that...I guess.
Saturday, May 22, 2010
TNA Impact 5/20/10 Results and Review
TNA Impact 5/20/10 Results
Roxxi defeated Madison Rayne
Orlando Jordan defeated Rob Terry
Kaz won a X-Division Battle Royal
Rob Van Dam & Jay Lethal defeated Beer Money
Erik Young defeated Shannon Moore
Jeff Hardy defeated Sting
TNA Impact 5/20/10 Review
I dread having to review TNA Impact, and missed it live, because I was traveling to Cambridge, Idaho. I’m back now, and am going to update reviews all around…
The show opened with Eric Bischoff, and the announcement of who the top ten contenders are for the TNA Championship.
The top 10 rankings were announced from #10 to #1.
#10 Samoa Joe
#9 Rob Terry
#8 Desmond Wolfe
#7 The Pope
#6 Abyss
#5 Mr. Anderson
#4 Jeff Hardy
#3 Aj Styles
#2 Kurt Angle
#1 Sting
This doesn’t make sense. The TNA Ranking system DOES NOT MAKE SENSE AT ALL! That’s right, this is BS! The voting didn’t count, the whole stupid system is dumb, and worthless. I hate this, TNA sucks, whoever is booking TNA sucks. Seriously, FIRE ALL THE TNA WRITERS! FIRE EM! This makes absolutely NO SENSE NO SENSE AT ALL! This is the worst promotion ever, not even WCW 2000 sucked this bad.
Sting came out and attacked Eric Bischoff with a baseball bat! Abyss came in to help, but got beat up. Jeff Hardy stole the baseball bat, and the two would stare each other down….they’ll fight each other later tonight.
Sting kicked Hardy in the nuts, and was ready to hit him with a bat, when Rob Van Dam came out and things changed….whatever.
Roxxi defeated Madison Rayne
Roxxi is back and she doesn’t look nearly as good as I remembered her.
This match was fast, and wasn’t all that great, with Roxxi winning after the Voodoo Drop. This was stupid. I am starting to really hate the knockout division. The match was one sided for the most part, and wasn’t all that good, and was disappointing, to say the least.
Kurt Angle came out and cut a promo, he said that he would wrestle all the top 10, and won’t be #2. Whatever. No one cares about Kurt Angle.
Orlando Jordan defeated Rob Terry
This match sucked, apparently Terry had a messed up knee and he was getting worked. Orlando won but it didn’t like Rob tapped, and that was that. What a stupid match.
Rob Van Dam & Jay Lethal defeated Beer Money
This too was stupid. I don’t believe that Beer Money should be losing to a hot shot team. It was interesting to see, and it had some good spots, but overall this match wasn’t worthwhile. RVD and Lethal win with relative ease, and that was that.
Post match, Ric Flair came down and fought Lethal on the ramp all the way back to the backstage area.
Sting came out and attacked RVD with a chair, and hit him in the head…it was stupid. The weakest chairshot to the head I’ve ever seen.
Abyss was supposed to get Chelsea for 30 days, and upon transferring ownership, Desmond Wolfe kicked him in the nuts and then broke a bottle and cut him. Yes, he used a broken bottle to slice Abyss in the arm, then he was going to slice Chelsea too. This was so stupid, seriously, this was just stupid, I don’t understand what TNA is thinking. I hated this segment, and there’s no need for it…I’m sick of this crap. FIRE ALL THE TNA WRITERS!
Erik Young defeated Shannon Moore
I never thought a Piledriver would be so devastating. Young won this match with the classic move, and this match was stupid. Team 3D got involved with Jesse Neal, Scott Hall cost Moore the match. Bubba ray ran down and beat up Jesse Neal at one point too.
Scott Hall got arrested this weekend, so maybe that’s going to be over too.
Bubba Ray, post match, yelled at Neal, and no one could stop him. It’s stupid.
Kaz won a X-Division Battle Royal
This match was lame too. Sure there were some high spots, but KAZ sucks, and him steam rolling through the X-Division doesn’t make sense to me. The X-Division is just an afterthought at this point.
Jeff Hardy defeated Sting
This match was all Sting, that’s right, Sting had this in the bag. Anderson got involved and did a Scorpion Death Drop on Sting, and Hardy won. This match was stupid.
I heard that Sting has a messed up shoulder.
Anderson then raised Jeff Hardy’s hand, and was trying to be his friend. Hardy then pushed Anderson and this was just an odd segment. The crowd was cheering Anderson completely, and it seemed like he was being turned face. However, before anything could develop Sting brought in the baseball bat and started to fight Hardy and Anderson with the bat. Such a stupid event.
I hated this night of TNA, I think it’s the worst wrestling show on tv, and they should just go back to classic wrestling, instead of what it is right now.
Roxxi defeated Madison Rayne
Orlando Jordan defeated Rob Terry
Kaz won a X-Division Battle Royal
Rob Van Dam & Jay Lethal defeated Beer Money
Erik Young defeated Shannon Moore
Jeff Hardy defeated Sting
TNA Impact 5/20/10 Review
I dread having to review TNA Impact, and missed it live, because I was traveling to Cambridge, Idaho. I’m back now, and am going to update reviews all around…
The show opened with Eric Bischoff, and the announcement of who the top ten contenders are for the TNA Championship.
The top 10 rankings were announced from #10 to #1.
#10 Samoa Joe
#9 Rob Terry
#8 Desmond Wolfe
#7 The Pope
#6 Abyss
#5 Mr. Anderson
#4 Jeff Hardy
#3 Aj Styles
#2 Kurt Angle
#1 Sting
This doesn’t make sense. The TNA Ranking system DOES NOT MAKE SENSE AT ALL! That’s right, this is BS! The voting didn’t count, the whole stupid system is dumb, and worthless. I hate this, TNA sucks, whoever is booking TNA sucks. Seriously, FIRE ALL THE TNA WRITERS! FIRE EM! This makes absolutely NO SENSE NO SENSE AT ALL! This is the worst promotion ever, not even WCW 2000 sucked this bad.
Sting came out and attacked Eric Bischoff with a baseball bat! Abyss came in to help, but got beat up. Jeff Hardy stole the baseball bat, and the two would stare each other down….they’ll fight each other later tonight.
Sting kicked Hardy in the nuts, and was ready to hit him with a bat, when Rob Van Dam came out and things changed….whatever.
Roxxi defeated Madison Rayne
Roxxi is back and she doesn’t look nearly as good as I remembered her.
This match was fast, and wasn’t all that great, with Roxxi winning after the Voodoo Drop. This was stupid. I am starting to really hate the knockout division. The match was one sided for the most part, and wasn’t all that good, and was disappointing, to say the least.
Kurt Angle came out and cut a promo, he said that he would wrestle all the top 10, and won’t be #2. Whatever. No one cares about Kurt Angle.
Orlando Jordan defeated Rob Terry
This match sucked, apparently Terry had a messed up knee and he was getting worked. Orlando won but it didn’t like Rob tapped, and that was that. What a stupid match.
Rob Van Dam & Jay Lethal defeated Beer Money
This too was stupid. I don’t believe that Beer Money should be losing to a hot shot team. It was interesting to see, and it had some good spots, but overall this match wasn’t worthwhile. RVD and Lethal win with relative ease, and that was that.
Post match, Ric Flair came down and fought Lethal on the ramp all the way back to the backstage area.
Sting came out and attacked RVD with a chair, and hit him in the head…it was stupid. The weakest chairshot to the head I’ve ever seen.
Abyss was supposed to get Chelsea for 30 days, and upon transferring ownership, Desmond Wolfe kicked him in the nuts and then broke a bottle and cut him. Yes, he used a broken bottle to slice Abyss in the arm, then he was going to slice Chelsea too. This was so stupid, seriously, this was just stupid, I don’t understand what TNA is thinking. I hated this segment, and there’s no need for it…I’m sick of this crap. FIRE ALL THE TNA WRITERS!
Erik Young defeated Shannon Moore
I never thought a Piledriver would be so devastating. Young won this match with the classic move, and this match was stupid. Team 3D got involved with Jesse Neal, Scott Hall cost Moore the match. Bubba ray ran down and beat up Jesse Neal at one point too.
Scott Hall got arrested this weekend, so maybe that’s going to be over too.
Bubba Ray, post match, yelled at Neal, and no one could stop him. It’s stupid.
Kaz won a X-Division Battle Royal
This match was lame too. Sure there were some high spots, but KAZ sucks, and him steam rolling through the X-Division doesn’t make sense to me. The X-Division is just an afterthought at this point.
Jeff Hardy defeated Sting
This match was all Sting, that’s right, Sting had this in the bag. Anderson got involved and did a Scorpion Death Drop on Sting, and Hardy won. This match was stupid.
I heard that Sting has a messed up shoulder.
Anderson then raised Jeff Hardy’s hand, and was trying to be his friend. Hardy then pushed Anderson and this was just an odd segment. The crowd was cheering Anderson completely, and it seemed like he was being turned face. However, before anything could develop Sting brought in the baseball bat and started to fight Hardy and Anderson with the bat. Such a stupid event.
I hated this night of TNA, I think it’s the worst wrestling show on tv, and they should just go back to classic wrestling, instead of what it is right now.
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
TNA Impact 3/29/10 Results
TNA Impact 3/29/10 Results
Shannon Moore & Kaz defeated Doug Williams & Brian Kendrick
Tara defeated Daffney in a first blood match
Aj Styles defeated Jeff Jarrett
Black Machismo defeated Beer Money
Desmond Wolfe defeated The Pope
Erik Young, Jeff Hardy, and Rob Van Dam defeated The Band in a Steel Cage Match
TNA Impact 3/29/10 Review
I’m dreading reviewing this night of wrestling, how can they top WWE, HBK’s Farewell Speech and Wrestlemania? Simply put, they couldn’t do it.
Hogan talks to Jarrett and gives him a chance at Aj to get to the #1 contender spot.
Black Machismo showed up and he was talking like Macho and doing his thing, apparently he’s still in TNA.
Bubba The Love Sponge came out with The Band or whatever, and he is now the official interviewer? It’s funny, it sucks, I hate it. They called out Erik Young and offered him a spot in the Band, and didn’t go for it. Erik fought but got out numbered fast, before being saved by RVD and Jeff Hardy. Either way, this sucked…I’m alreadyhating on TNA, it’s only been a few minutes. This start smells like WCW.
Shannon Moore & Kaz defeated Doug Williams & Brian Kendrick
This match was ok at best, it was fast paced and didn’t offer a whole lot. Kendrick got beat up then post match was painted with lipstick by Shannon Moore. This match was lame…sorry.
The Pope cuts a great promo, and it wasn’t half bad. Chelsea came down and distracted him for a while, but before Desmond Wolfe could attack, Pope fought him off. The Pope is solid, a shining light in TNA. Too bad he won’t get the title any time soon.
Orlando Jordan came down from the rafters wrapped in Cross the Line tape, and was just…well….gay.
Tara defeated Daffney
These two women fought in a first Blood Match, and it was interesting to me. Daffney’s hot, I like her. Tara, well…she’s had better matches.
Aj Styles defeated Jeff Jarrett
This match was ok, it lasted a lot longer than I thought, but it wasn’t necessarily that great. Aj cut his hand open, oddly enough, delivering a low blow against Jarrett, who had a guitar in his arms. Bischoff interrupted the match and brought in a guitar. Aj Styles got beat, but the ref was out and out came the interference. I didn’t like it. It was kind of boring, and Jarrett is back down.
Black Machismo defeated Beer Money
Somehow someway Jay Lethal won this match up. It was a terrible match, but I guess Lethal getting a win is not half bad.
Desmond Wolfe defeated The Pope
This match was actually going quite good, and while it did have a few moments it ended up turning into another match ending with a foreign object. I didn’t hate it, but it wasn’t the most thrilling of matches.
Kurt Angle cut a promo on Anderson.
Erik Young, Jeff Hardy, and Rob Van Dam defeated The Band in a Steel Cage Match
This was a very crowded steel cage match up, and it was interesting at times, but not really. Erik Young was targeted early on and was outside of the match for a good portion of the match up. However, Erik Young climbed to the cage and dropped a huge elbow, which wasn’t half bad. He basically killed Pac, I liked it overall!
Abyss announced that his first tag team partner for Lockdown will be,
Anderson and Angle will wrestle in a ladder match next week.
This night’s impact was ok at best.
Shannon Moore & Kaz defeated Doug Williams & Brian Kendrick
Tara defeated Daffney in a first blood match
Aj Styles defeated Jeff Jarrett
Black Machismo defeated Beer Money
Desmond Wolfe defeated The Pope
Erik Young, Jeff Hardy, and Rob Van Dam defeated The Band in a Steel Cage Match
TNA Impact 3/29/10 Review
I’m dreading reviewing this night of wrestling, how can they top WWE, HBK’s Farewell Speech and Wrestlemania? Simply put, they couldn’t do it.
Hogan talks to Jarrett and gives him a chance at Aj to get to the #1 contender spot.
Black Machismo showed up and he was talking like Macho and doing his thing, apparently he’s still in TNA.
Bubba The Love Sponge came out with The Band or whatever, and he is now the official interviewer? It’s funny, it sucks, I hate it. They called out Erik Young and offered him a spot in the Band, and didn’t go for it. Erik fought but got out numbered fast, before being saved by RVD and Jeff Hardy. Either way, this sucked…I’m alreadyhating on TNA, it’s only been a few minutes. This start smells like WCW.
Shannon Moore & Kaz defeated Doug Williams & Brian Kendrick
This match was ok at best, it was fast paced and didn’t offer a whole lot. Kendrick got beat up then post match was painted with lipstick by Shannon Moore. This match was lame…sorry.
The Pope cuts a great promo, and it wasn’t half bad. Chelsea came down and distracted him for a while, but before Desmond Wolfe could attack, Pope fought him off. The Pope is solid, a shining light in TNA. Too bad he won’t get the title any time soon.
Orlando Jordan came down from the rafters wrapped in Cross the Line tape, and was just…well….gay.
Tara defeated Daffney
These two women fought in a first Blood Match, and it was interesting to me. Daffney’s hot, I like her. Tara, well…she’s had better matches.
Aj Styles defeated Jeff Jarrett
This match was ok, it lasted a lot longer than I thought, but it wasn’t necessarily that great. Aj cut his hand open, oddly enough, delivering a low blow against Jarrett, who had a guitar in his arms. Bischoff interrupted the match and brought in a guitar. Aj Styles got beat, but the ref was out and out came the interference. I didn’t like it. It was kind of boring, and Jarrett is back down.
Black Machismo defeated Beer Money
Somehow someway Jay Lethal won this match up. It was a terrible match, but I guess Lethal getting a win is not half bad.
Desmond Wolfe defeated The Pope
This match was actually going quite good, and while it did have a few moments it ended up turning into another match ending with a foreign object. I didn’t hate it, but it wasn’t the most thrilling of matches.
Kurt Angle cut a promo on Anderson.
Erik Young, Jeff Hardy, and Rob Van Dam defeated The Band in a Steel Cage Match
This was a very crowded steel cage match up, and it was interesting at times, but not really. Erik Young was targeted early on and was outside of the match for a good portion of the match up. However, Erik Young climbed to the cage and dropped a huge elbow, which wasn’t half bad. He basically killed Pac, I liked it overall!
Abyss announced that his first tag team partner for Lockdown will be,
Anderson and Angle will wrestle in a ladder match next week.
This night’s impact was ok at best.
Friday, January 22, 2010
TNA Impact 1/21/10 Results and Review No Change in Sight
TNA has been preaching change for a few weeks now, and it’s interesting to see how things are going, the recap of Genesis looked actually good, I don’t know what the podcasts were talking about. Maybe It’s just cause I didn’t see the whole thing and the recap was really condense, or maybe TNA is actually moving forward for a change. We’ll see….
Tna Impact 1/21/10 Results
Hernandez & Matt Morgan defeated The British Invasion
Orlando Jordan defeated The Pope D’Angelo Dinero
Angelina Love defeated Madison Rayne
The Nasty Boys defeated Erik Young & Kevin Nash
Aj Styles defeated Kurt Angle
Tna Impact 1/21/10 Review
Ric Flair and Aj Styles arrive backstage in a limo with lots of women. I don’t mind them changing Styles a bit, but he just seems out of place, regardless.
They changed but yet they still have that lame “rapcore” music? Lame.
Ric Flair came down the ramp with two of the ugliest girls I’ve seen in professional wrestling in a long time. Flair cuts a classic “I Hate Hulk Hogan” promo, which was recycled from 1994. He wants to wrestle Hogan yet again. He claims Aj Styles is going to be the next Ric Flair? Lame. Aj Styles came out and sucked the life out of the room, he’s just not that over with me. Styles just has the charisma of a wet noodle, no matter who his manager is. He shouldn’t talk, let Flair talk for him.
Hogan and Angle interrupted, and I kept wondering where the change was. This seems like WWF 1999 recycled. 20 minute opening promos and what not. Hogan announces that Angle will get another shot at the TNA title! This time Ric Flair can’t interfere. The match is going to be tonight!
Hernandez & Matt Morgan defeated The British Invasion
Not a bad match, a lot of good back and forth action from both sides of the coin. I thought the British Invasion was going to win, since they are more of a traditional tag team, but they tried to cheat and it back fired, creating a rift between the team. I think Matt Morgan is definitely better than I pegged him a few months back, and it’s interesting to see him get some gold. The British Invasion looked to be on the verge of splitting up, but post match we couldn’t really get anything out in the open.
The reason for that was that Mick Foley jumped in and leveled the British Invasion with a chair, and wanted an appointment with Eric Bischoff.
Orlando Jordan defeated The Pope D’Angelo Dinero
Not a terrible match, The Pope looked strong early on, and if it weren’t for his pesky knee injury from the ppv, he might have put away Jordan. Orlando Jordan didn’t do anything crazy to impress me, but he was smart enough to go for the injured leg, so maybe this is just the beginning of better things for Orlando Jordan in TNA. I liked the match for what it was, and look forward to seeing both these guys in TNA in the near future.
Angelina Love defeated Madison Rayne
This was a quick match, with no major wrestling that I can speak of. I don’t like the fact that Angelina Love still looks like a member of the Beautiful People, but I can get behind her attacking her former friends. The numbers game catching up with Angelina was great too, and this is not half bad.
Hogan and Bischoff constantly in ring talking about change and what not is getting really tired. They once again get in there and start airing dirty laundry and talking crap, it’s boring to me. I don’t need that, I need better wrestling; Scott Hall and Waltman basically got fired during the promo, with Hogan getting both ejected from the building and saying “you don’t work here”, get out! Will they rehash their “Outsiders” gimmick now though?
Mick Foley came out to talk, but security had him escorted out.
The Nasty Boys defeated Erik Young & Kevin Nash
You know, I didn’t hate this match, and I might be one of the only fans of the Nasty Boys. I think they can cut promos and they can wrestle. Just watch their feud with the Steiner Brothers in NWA and you’ll understand what I mean. Sure they aren’t as good or as young, but they put Erik Young through the ringer and pinned him clean. Sags took care of most of the work, but this math wasn’t terrible.
Mr. Anderson comes out, and he’s not as over as he was when he was in the WWE that’s for sure. He does have potential in TNA which is something that you should consider in regards to his arrival in TNA. I liked how he used brass knuckles in his win at Genesis, and I think if used right, TNA could go far with Anderson. Heck, I’d prefer Anderson instead of Styles as not only champion but also Ric Flairs protégé. Anderson’s promo was quite good overall, and Abyss showing up to surprise him and attacking was quite good too. I liked it, this is the only bright spot in TNA’s show tonight! Well that and the Nasty Boys match, I hope the continue to do more feuds like this. Anderson is gold on the mic, and it’s nice to see him in TNA.
Aj Styles defeated Kurt Angle
I feel like TNA keeps feeding me the same thing over and over again. We blame WWE for repetition, but here we get it from TNA for months and months on end! Oh and no sign of Samoa Joe or many other talents on the roster. This feud is reminding me of HHH vs The Rock in 1998 where for 8 months they wrestled each other often to draws or interferences. It finally ended in a ladder match at Summerslam, and I hated that back then, too many repetitive matches with the same guys. Here we get it again, even if the match is good, I’m tired of seeing it. The match was going well and out of the blue amidst different counters, Earl Hebner tells the time keeper to ring the bell!
Oh man, TNA rehashes the Montreal screw job! Yep. I kid you not folks, TNA recycles a 12 year old angle (no pun intended) out of the blue. Angle then starts yelling, and Hogan comes out and Angle spits in Hogans face. Angle says he is going back to WWE!
This is seriously the worst thing I’ve seen in TNA in a long time.
Eric Bischoff comes walking down the ramp and his head is busted open, and he’s bloodied. He fires Mick Foley and that’s the end of the show.
Final Thoughts:
This show sucked. It had two moments I really liked, and the rest of the time it was just stupid. TNA talked big about change all month, and what they've done is just rehashed old story lines, made Hogan look like Vince McMahon circa 1997 and just making no sense.
This show sucked. Face it.
Tna Impact 1/21/10 Results
Hernandez & Matt Morgan defeated The British Invasion
Orlando Jordan defeated The Pope D’Angelo Dinero
Angelina Love defeated Madison Rayne
The Nasty Boys defeated Erik Young & Kevin Nash
Aj Styles defeated Kurt Angle
Tna Impact 1/21/10 Review
Ric Flair and Aj Styles arrive backstage in a limo with lots of women. I don’t mind them changing Styles a bit, but he just seems out of place, regardless.
They changed but yet they still have that lame “rapcore” music? Lame.
Ric Flair came down the ramp with two of the ugliest girls I’ve seen in professional wrestling in a long time. Flair cuts a classic “I Hate Hulk Hogan” promo, which was recycled from 1994. He wants to wrestle Hogan yet again. He claims Aj Styles is going to be the next Ric Flair? Lame. Aj Styles came out and sucked the life out of the room, he’s just not that over with me. Styles just has the charisma of a wet noodle, no matter who his manager is. He shouldn’t talk, let Flair talk for him.
Hogan and Angle interrupted, and I kept wondering where the change was. This seems like WWF 1999 recycled. 20 minute opening promos and what not. Hogan announces that Angle will get another shot at the TNA title! This time Ric Flair can’t interfere. The match is going to be tonight!
Hernandez & Matt Morgan defeated The British Invasion
Not a bad match, a lot of good back and forth action from both sides of the coin. I thought the British Invasion was going to win, since they are more of a traditional tag team, but they tried to cheat and it back fired, creating a rift between the team. I think Matt Morgan is definitely better than I pegged him a few months back, and it’s interesting to see him get some gold. The British Invasion looked to be on the verge of splitting up, but post match we couldn’t really get anything out in the open.
The reason for that was that Mick Foley jumped in and leveled the British Invasion with a chair, and wanted an appointment with Eric Bischoff.
Orlando Jordan defeated The Pope D’Angelo Dinero
Not a terrible match, The Pope looked strong early on, and if it weren’t for his pesky knee injury from the ppv, he might have put away Jordan. Orlando Jordan didn’t do anything crazy to impress me, but he was smart enough to go for the injured leg, so maybe this is just the beginning of better things for Orlando Jordan in TNA. I liked the match for what it was, and look forward to seeing both these guys in TNA in the near future.
Angelina Love defeated Madison Rayne
This was a quick match, with no major wrestling that I can speak of. I don’t like the fact that Angelina Love still looks like a member of the Beautiful People, but I can get behind her attacking her former friends. The numbers game catching up with Angelina was great too, and this is not half bad.
Hogan and Bischoff constantly in ring talking about change and what not is getting really tired. They once again get in there and start airing dirty laundry and talking crap, it’s boring to me. I don’t need that, I need better wrestling; Scott Hall and Waltman basically got fired during the promo, with Hogan getting both ejected from the building and saying “you don’t work here”, get out! Will they rehash their “Outsiders” gimmick now though?
Mick Foley came out to talk, but security had him escorted out.
The Nasty Boys defeated Erik Young & Kevin Nash
You know, I didn’t hate this match, and I might be one of the only fans of the Nasty Boys. I think they can cut promos and they can wrestle. Just watch their feud with the Steiner Brothers in NWA and you’ll understand what I mean. Sure they aren’t as good or as young, but they put Erik Young through the ringer and pinned him clean. Sags took care of most of the work, but this math wasn’t terrible.
Mr. Anderson comes out, and he’s not as over as he was when he was in the WWE that’s for sure. He does have potential in TNA which is something that you should consider in regards to his arrival in TNA. I liked how he used brass knuckles in his win at Genesis, and I think if used right, TNA could go far with Anderson. Heck, I’d prefer Anderson instead of Styles as not only champion but also Ric Flairs protégé. Anderson’s promo was quite good overall, and Abyss showing up to surprise him and attacking was quite good too. I liked it, this is the only bright spot in TNA’s show tonight! Well that and the Nasty Boys match, I hope the continue to do more feuds like this. Anderson is gold on the mic, and it’s nice to see him in TNA.
Aj Styles defeated Kurt Angle
I feel like TNA keeps feeding me the same thing over and over again. We blame WWE for repetition, but here we get it from TNA for months and months on end! Oh and no sign of Samoa Joe or many other talents on the roster. This feud is reminding me of HHH vs The Rock in 1998 where for 8 months they wrestled each other often to draws or interferences. It finally ended in a ladder match at Summerslam, and I hated that back then, too many repetitive matches with the same guys. Here we get it again, even if the match is good, I’m tired of seeing it. The match was going well and out of the blue amidst different counters, Earl Hebner tells the time keeper to ring the bell!
Oh man, TNA rehashes the Montreal screw job! Yep. I kid you not folks, TNA recycles a 12 year old angle (no pun intended) out of the blue. Angle then starts yelling, and Hogan comes out and Angle spits in Hogans face. Angle says he is going back to WWE!
This is seriously the worst thing I’ve seen in TNA in a long time.
Eric Bischoff comes walking down the ramp and his head is busted open, and he’s bloodied. He fires Mick Foley and that’s the end of the show.
Final Thoughts:
This show sucked. It had two moments I really liked, and the rest of the time it was just stupid. TNA talked big about change all month, and what they've done is just rehashed old story lines, made Hogan look like Vince McMahon circa 1997 and just making no sense.
This show sucked. Face it.
Friday, December 11, 2009
Tna Impact 12/10/09 Results and Review Kevin Nash In Charge
TNA Impact 12/10/09 Results
Chris Sabin defeated The British Invasion in a handicap match
Awesome Kong & Scott Steiner defeated Bobby Lashley & Kristal Lashley
Erik Young defeated Hamada in a global championship match
Jesse Neal, Rhino, Team 3D defeated Hernandez, Suicide, & Matt Morgan
The Beautiful People wrestled in a mud wrestling match.
Aj Styles defeated Desmond Wolfe
TNA Impact 12/10/09 Review
Kevin Nash took over the show, as Foley went to “meet with Hogan”.
Kevin Nash announced what he had in mind for the night in wrestling, and you know what? It’s going to suck. Seriously, it’s ridiculous, and over the top….a shocking night of wrestling.
Meanwhile, Foley was looking for Dixie…this story line is stupid.
Chris Sabin defeated The British Invasion
This is the impossible. Chris Sabin managed to roll up a victory and it wasn’t that great at all. The Invasion had a few moments, but it was Sabin with the surprise win. This was a terrible opening match, and really unfathomable in regards to the result.
Awesome Kong & Scott Steiner defeated Bobby Lashley & Kristal Lashley
I’m not sure why they put in Lashley’s wife, as she’s not exactly trained as a wrestler, but I guess that’s just what happens in TNA…bad ideas. Lashley got worked by Scott Steiner, and this thing takes a turn for the worse. It’s sad to see things unfold like this, and It’s even sadder that TNA has to stoop to so low. Steiner pins Kristal and does push ups on her…Edge did that to Beulah at ECW One Night Stand. Way to be original tna…way to be original.
TNA does an interview with Samoa Joe and guess what? I have that shirt! Well I have 2 button down dickies black shirts, and it looked like that’s what Samoa Joe was wearing. It looked cool. Beer Money interrupted, and that wasn’t half bad. I like interrupted interviews.
Erik Young defeated Hamada in a global championship match
Hamada was not wrestling like she was some random woman, she was proving far better than Chyna ever did, that women can wrestle. She was amazing against Erik Young. Simply amazing, she was putting on a show, but it was too little as Erik Young used the ropes and a roll up to stop the momentum. I hated it. Hamada was amazing, and yet Young wins. Hamada is a gem of a wrestler by comparison folks, the divas have NOTHING on Hamada.
ODB defeated Tara in a non title trailer park throwdown
This was essentially just a hardcore match. It seemed interesting to me, that part of the stipulation was that they had to drink a six pack of beer. Sure, you didn’t see most of this on screen, but it was still part of Kevin Nash’s stipulation.
Jesse Neal, Rhino, Team 3D defeated Hernandez, Suicide, & Matt Morgan
I got distracted during this match, but I know that Jesse Neal won. I was in the middle of purchasing Simpsons Scene It on amazon for 7.99…yep. Sorry.
The Beautiful People wrestled in a mud wrestling match.
This match confused me once all the women started getting soaked in muddy water. I guess it’s interesting, but this was nothing more than a backroom bar type of match up.
The title shot was given to the highest bidder, and that bidder was none other than Desmond Wolfe! That’s right.
Aj Styles defeated Desmond Wolfe
This match was a little slow to start, but eventually it built into a good overall match up, but was derailed by interference by Christopher Daniels. The distraction allowed Aj styles to roll up, I kid you not, roll up Desmond Wolfe, making Wolfe look like a chump.
What a terrible night of wrestling folks. TNA continually makes terrible shows, and this is yet another one.
Post match, Christopher Daniels and Desmond Wolfe fought each other to commercial break.
Chris Sabin defeated The British Invasion in a handicap match
Awesome Kong & Scott Steiner defeated Bobby Lashley & Kristal Lashley
Erik Young defeated Hamada in a global championship match
Jesse Neal, Rhino, Team 3D defeated Hernandez, Suicide, & Matt Morgan
The Beautiful People wrestled in a mud wrestling match.
Aj Styles defeated Desmond Wolfe
TNA Impact 12/10/09 Review
Kevin Nash took over the show, as Foley went to “meet with Hogan”.
Kevin Nash announced what he had in mind for the night in wrestling, and you know what? It’s going to suck. Seriously, it’s ridiculous, and over the top….a shocking night of wrestling.
Meanwhile, Foley was looking for Dixie…this story line is stupid.
Chris Sabin defeated The British Invasion
This is the impossible. Chris Sabin managed to roll up a victory and it wasn’t that great at all. The Invasion had a few moments, but it was Sabin with the surprise win. This was a terrible opening match, and really unfathomable in regards to the result.
Awesome Kong & Scott Steiner defeated Bobby Lashley & Kristal Lashley
I’m not sure why they put in Lashley’s wife, as she’s not exactly trained as a wrestler, but I guess that’s just what happens in TNA…bad ideas. Lashley got worked by Scott Steiner, and this thing takes a turn for the worse. It’s sad to see things unfold like this, and It’s even sadder that TNA has to stoop to so low. Steiner pins Kristal and does push ups on her…Edge did that to Beulah at ECW One Night Stand. Way to be original tna…way to be original.
TNA does an interview with Samoa Joe and guess what? I have that shirt! Well I have 2 button down dickies black shirts, and it looked like that’s what Samoa Joe was wearing. It looked cool. Beer Money interrupted, and that wasn’t half bad. I like interrupted interviews.
Erik Young defeated Hamada in a global championship match
Hamada was not wrestling like she was some random woman, she was proving far better than Chyna ever did, that women can wrestle. She was amazing against Erik Young. Simply amazing, she was putting on a show, but it was too little as Erik Young used the ropes and a roll up to stop the momentum. I hated it. Hamada was amazing, and yet Young wins. Hamada is a gem of a wrestler by comparison folks, the divas have NOTHING on Hamada.
ODB defeated Tara in a non title trailer park throwdown
This was essentially just a hardcore match. It seemed interesting to me, that part of the stipulation was that they had to drink a six pack of beer. Sure, you didn’t see most of this on screen, but it was still part of Kevin Nash’s stipulation.
Jesse Neal, Rhino, Team 3D defeated Hernandez, Suicide, & Matt Morgan
I got distracted during this match, but I know that Jesse Neal won. I was in the middle of purchasing Simpsons Scene It on amazon for 7.99…yep. Sorry.
The Beautiful People wrestled in a mud wrestling match.
This match confused me once all the women started getting soaked in muddy water. I guess it’s interesting, but this was nothing more than a backroom bar type of match up.
The title shot was given to the highest bidder, and that bidder was none other than Desmond Wolfe! That’s right.
Aj Styles defeated Desmond Wolfe
This match was a little slow to start, but eventually it built into a good overall match up, but was derailed by interference by Christopher Daniels. The distraction allowed Aj styles to roll up, I kid you not, roll up Desmond Wolfe, making Wolfe look like a chump.
What a terrible night of wrestling folks. TNA continually makes terrible shows, and this is yet another one.
Post match, Christopher Daniels and Desmond Wolfe fought each other to commercial break.
Friday, August 14, 2009
TNA Impact 8/13/09 Results and Review More WCW Cloning
TNA Impact 8/13/09 Results
Chrsty Hemme defeated Sojourner Bolt
Hernandez defeated Doug Williams
Erik Young & Sheik Abdul Bashir defeated Jesse Neil & Rhino
ODB & Tara defeated Awesome Kong & Angelina Love
Scott Steiner defeated Brother Ray in a no dq match
Matt Morgan defeated Aj Styles
TNA Impact 8/13/09 Review
We opened up with a match right away, which could spell disaster, since it was a knockouts match.
Chrsty Hemme defeated Sojourner Bolt
This match was awkward, Hemme was making her return to the ring after a long absence, and she showed some Ring Rust during this match up. Bolt was definitely in control overall, and she was wild in ring, looking sloppy in regards to her execution of her moves. The worst though, was a botched back body drop that had Bolt land on her neck! It looked horrible, and it was obvious that she was loopy afterwards. Christ Hemme won with a Fire Crotch Guillotine for the three count. This was one of the sloppiest women’s match I’ve ever seen.
Hernandez defeated Doug Williams
Hernandez one again was trying to prove that he was a solid single’s wrester, much like many other former tag team specialists. He was in full control early on, hitting some major high spots, and heavy hitting moves. The best of course was his delayed vertical suplex, which had Williams down and out. Williams came back for a few moments, but it wasn’t long, as Super Mex hit the sit out Powerbomb and won the match.
Post match the British Invasion attacked, and Hernandez was in control until Big Rob hit him in the face with a steel brief case.
Erik Young & Sheik Abdul Bashir defeated Jesse Neil & Rhino
TNA is notorious for making matches that make no sense, and are in no way indicative of a further plot point or storyline. That’s ok, if the matches are great, as WWF did in the old days. These mash up tag matches with guys that aren’t on tv often, is NOT something that I’m a fan of. When’s the last time we saw Jesse Neil and Rhino? Seriously, we haven’t seen these two in so long, that at this point I don’t care about them, and they perform like jobbers. With that said, Erik Young and Bashir were putting the boots to Neil and were in full control for the majority of the match. In fact, Rhino was never tagged into this match, and lost the match for his team. Neil is NOT advancing, much like Maven in WWE. This match sucked. I guess Rhino and Neil might split sooner than later. Especially since Rhino gored Neil.
ODB & Tara defeated Awesome Kong & Angelina Love
This match wasn’t that ood opening up, but then the heat got turned on. ODB and Tara went to the top rope, and this spelled disaster. ODB jumped off and was caught by Awesome Kong and others. Tara leaped of thee to top and The Beautiful People didn’t catch her as she landed, and I kid you not, Head first into the concrete floor! Tara was clutching her head as we went to commercial break, and it looked terrible. I’m not sure if she’s going to be ok or not, but she really took a hit to the floor, face first off the top rope! Cody Deaner at one point was ready to punch Awesome Kong, but instead he kissed Awesome Kong! Kong then brought him into the ring and received The Awesome Bomb! Immediately afterwards, Tara rolled up Awesome Kong and won this match for her team. This match was boring, but Tara’s fall was great.
Scott Steiner defeated Brother Ray in a no dq match
These two put on an ok match up. Steiner is still carrying too much weight, and it showed as the match went on. He opened up fast, trying really hard to bump, but as ray put on some heavier offense, he started to slow down and it was obvious he was being out wrestled by what seems like a “fatter” man. Booker T and Brother Devon got involved, then the British Invasion ran down to distract Team 3D and that’s when Steiner threw Brother Ray through a table and pinned him for the win. This match was terrible, but not the worst I’ve seen ever.
Mick Foley and Kevin Nash had a contract signing, and I was waiting for this thin to turn south, it never happened. Foley and Nash had the most boring contract signing ever, with neither man fighting the other or breaking the table. The whole purpose of this signing was to waste my time. Thanks TNA, for ruining things for me, You guys are really a joke at this point.
Matt Morgan defeated Aj Styles
I’ve already seen this match twice, and each time it wasn’t half bad. This one though? This match just seemed forced at times, with Aj purposely giving a half step to Matt Morgan. Was he saving energy? I’m not sure, but Aj Styles spent most of this match getting worked over by Matt Morgan, and Morgan for once looked completely dominant. No longer is he the stuttering giant from WWE, he was pummeling Styles with heavy moves, including a picture perfect fallaway slam, which brought forth shades of Scott Hall aka Razor Ramon! Morgan made a mistake, and Styles capitalized. Morgan even tried to go to the top rope, but was fought tooth and nail by Styles. Morgan got hit with a huge Pele, and fell off the middle rope, which was actually a cool move, but Styles could not win. After a springboard went awry, Styles got nailed in the face with the Carbon Footprint and pinned Styles! Morgan will go on to face Angle and Sting in the title match.
Post match, The Main Event Mafia came down to celebrate.
Chrsty Hemme defeated Sojourner Bolt
Hernandez defeated Doug Williams
Erik Young & Sheik Abdul Bashir defeated Jesse Neil & Rhino
ODB & Tara defeated Awesome Kong & Angelina Love
Scott Steiner defeated Brother Ray in a no dq match
Matt Morgan defeated Aj Styles
TNA Impact 8/13/09 Review
We opened up with a match right away, which could spell disaster, since it was a knockouts match.
Chrsty Hemme defeated Sojourner Bolt
This match was awkward, Hemme was making her return to the ring after a long absence, and she showed some Ring Rust during this match up. Bolt was definitely in control overall, and she was wild in ring, looking sloppy in regards to her execution of her moves. The worst though, was a botched back body drop that had Bolt land on her neck! It looked horrible, and it was obvious that she was loopy afterwards. Christ Hemme won with a Fire Crotch Guillotine for the three count. This was one of the sloppiest women’s match I’ve ever seen.
Hernandez defeated Doug Williams
Hernandez one again was trying to prove that he was a solid single’s wrester, much like many other former tag team specialists. He was in full control early on, hitting some major high spots, and heavy hitting moves. The best of course was his delayed vertical suplex, which had Williams down and out. Williams came back for a few moments, but it wasn’t long, as Super Mex hit the sit out Powerbomb and won the match.
Post match the British Invasion attacked, and Hernandez was in control until Big Rob hit him in the face with a steel brief case.
Erik Young & Sheik Abdul Bashir defeated Jesse Neil & Rhino
TNA is notorious for making matches that make no sense, and are in no way indicative of a further plot point or storyline. That’s ok, if the matches are great, as WWF did in the old days. These mash up tag matches with guys that aren’t on tv often, is NOT something that I’m a fan of. When’s the last time we saw Jesse Neil and Rhino? Seriously, we haven’t seen these two in so long, that at this point I don’t care about them, and they perform like jobbers. With that said, Erik Young and Bashir were putting the boots to Neil and were in full control for the majority of the match. In fact, Rhino was never tagged into this match, and lost the match for his team. Neil is NOT advancing, much like Maven in WWE. This match sucked. I guess Rhino and Neil might split sooner than later. Especially since Rhino gored Neil.
ODB & Tara defeated Awesome Kong & Angelina Love
This match wasn’t that ood opening up, but then the heat got turned on. ODB and Tara went to the top rope, and this spelled disaster. ODB jumped off and was caught by Awesome Kong and others. Tara leaped of thee to top and The Beautiful People didn’t catch her as she landed, and I kid you not, Head first into the concrete floor! Tara was clutching her head as we went to commercial break, and it looked terrible. I’m not sure if she’s going to be ok or not, but she really took a hit to the floor, face first off the top rope! Cody Deaner at one point was ready to punch Awesome Kong, but instead he kissed Awesome Kong! Kong then brought him into the ring and received The Awesome Bomb! Immediately afterwards, Tara rolled up Awesome Kong and won this match for her team. This match was boring, but Tara’s fall was great.
Scott Steiner defeated Brother Ray in a no dq match
These two put on an ok match up. Steiner is still carrying too much weight, and it showed as the match went on. He opened up fast, trying really hard to bump, but as ray put on some heavier offense, he started to slow down and it was obvious he was being out wrestled by what seems like a “fatter” man. Booker T and Brother Devon got involved, then the British Invasion ran down to distract Team 3D and that’s when Steiner threw Brother Ray through a table and pinned him for the win. This match was terrible, but not the worst I’ve seen ever.
Mick Foley and Kevin Nash had a contract signing, and I was waiting for this thin to turn south, it never happened. Foley and Nash had the most boring contract signing ever, with neither man fighting the other or breaking the table. The whole purpose of this signing was to waste my time. Thanks TNA, for ruining things for me, You guys are really a joke at this point.
Matt Morgan defeated Aj Styles
I’ve already seen this match twice, and each time it wasn’t half bad. This one though? This match just seemed forced at times, with Aj purposely giving a half step to Matt Morgan. Was he saving energy? I’m not sure, but Aj Styles spent most of this match getting worked over by Matt Morgan, and Morgan for once looked completely dominant. No longer is he the stuttering giant from WWE, he was pummeling Styles with heavy moves, including a picture perfect fallaway slam, which brought forth shades of Scott Hall aka Razor Ramon! Morgan made a mistake, and Styles capitalized. Morgan even tried to go to the top rope, but was fought tooth and nail by Styles. Morgan got hit with a huge Pele, and fell off the middle rope, which was actually a cool move, but Styles could not win. After a springboard went awry, Styles got nailed in the face with the Carbon Footprint and pinned Styles! Morgan will go on to face Angle and Sting in the title match.
Post match, The Main Event Mafia came down to celebrate.
Thursday, August 6, 2009
TNA Impact 8/6/09 Results and Review More Junk From TNA
Tna Impact 8/6/09 Results
Erik Young defeated Christopher Daniels
The British Invasion, Scott Steiner & Booker T defeated Beer Money & Team 3D
Sarita & Taylor Wilde defeated Alissa Flash & Traci Brooks
Matt Morgan defeated Aj Styles
Sting defeated Brutus Magnus
Tna Impact 8/6/09 Review
TNA opened up with a flashback of Erik Young and Kurt Angle arriving at the arena.
The show officially opened and of course it was Kurt Angle and the main event mafia in ring babbling about random crap. It wasn’t exactly the most thrilling of things, and to be honest, it was quite boring to me. Kurt Angle comes out and whines every single week and this wasn’t any different. Kurt Angle announces that he’s struck a deal with the British Invasion.
This is the WORST thing that could happen. The Main Event Mafia is now N.W.O 2009! That’s right, the N.W.O and the Main Event Mafia is exactly the same now. Too many members, so boring, and all older guys that should be letting the young guys in; I wanted to just quit watching TNA at this point, I am so sick of this N.W.O cloning, and I’m sure others are also tired…TNA is really blowing it, worse than WCW ever did.
Erik Young defeated Christopher Daniels
Christopher Daniels started this match fast, and Erik Young needed help from the outside in order to slow things down, however it was to no avail as Daniels leaped through the ropes and hit Young on the outside. However, the distraction caused Daniels to lose his focus and never really recovered. Sheik Abdul Bashir and Kiyoshi kept running into the match, distracting the ref, and really not helping Daniels stay on top of his game. Erik Young eventually picked up the victory after a nice looking piledriver. This match was ok at best, kind of standard, Daniels jobbing hurts, cause he has so much talent. I remember his feud with Samoa Joe for the x-division title, 4 star matches, but now? He’s jobbing, and that’s sad.
The British Invasion, Scott Steiner & Booker T defeated Beer Money & Team 3D
I swear one of the guys on the British Invasion is juicing hardcore. Other than that observation, I didn’t see this match as that great. Team 3D were starting this match with back and forth tags, good overall offense, and really putting forth effort in an otherwise overly crowded match up. The match eventually had a slight turn for the British guys, but it was short lived as Team 3D was controlling every aspect of this match up. That is until Erik Young, Bashir, and Kiyoshi came down. That prompted the Machine Guns and Daniels to run down to ringside, and this match was a complete cluster. Kevin Nash came down, and this was worse than WCW 2000, seriously this is a load of crap. Foley came out, and now there were bout 10 or 12 wrestlers down at ringside fighting and brawling, the match was apparently not thrown out at this point This seriously mirrored Nitro, and I really wanted to stop watching this, this is such a stupid show. TNA SUCKS! I HATED THIS! The match continued and Big Rob (the most juiced wrestler I’ve seen in a long time) pinned Robert Rude and that was that. This match sucked, I hated the way this turned out. This was seriously one of the lowest points in TNA history for me.
The show continued to focus on backstage brawls, antics and random crap that we saw in the failing days of N.W.O in WCW. It’s a shame that TNA is writing such terrible wrestling shows, because they had some potential in the past weeks. The whole roster was fighting each other, that’s it.
Sarita & Taylor Wilde defeated Alissa Flash & Traci Brooks
Alissa Flash once again shined in this match, despite Sarita’s offensive control early on. Flash is a well tuned wrestler, but more impressive was Sarita with a dazzling display of Lucha Libre style dives and top rope offense. Flash of course contrasted the style with hard mat wrestling against Taylor Wilde, showing off her skill set and strong style, which isn’t seen often in women’s wrestling. The weak link here was Traci Brooks, her large breasts were getting in the way of her wrestling, and she was obviously two steps slower than the other competitors in this match; she was moving half speed compared to the other three women in this match up. She also missed a lot of moves, and was botching things left and right. Sarita was the one that got the better of the women with a roll up and a nice array of Lucha Libre moves. I think Flash and Sarita are great wrestlers and not just divas. Traci Brooks, though, is a terrible wrestler.
There was an interview with Hernandez and Mike Tenay. It was kind of boring.
Matt Morgan defeated Aj Styles
Aj Styles beat Morgan last time, so I naturally knew that Matt Morgan would get his payback for this best of three series. Styles had a lot of speed in this match and while Morgan is a fast big man, he’s not faster than Styles and it painfully showed during this match up. Morgan used hiss strength to ground Sttyles though, and it was obvious that Morgan wasn’t going to just let Styles run circles around him. Morgan was ready for Styles every move and eventually hit the Hellevator and won with an impressive set of offensive. This was really good, considering the match was a little short. I guess seeing such a bad opening and first hour made this match seem better than it really was. Morgan is getting better, but I don’t think he can do it without being carried by a veteran like AJ Styles.
Sting defeated Brutus Magnus
Well, I was ready for bed, but apparently TNA wanted to throw one more match at us. I had to sit through yet another Sting match, and I'm not sure I was ready for it. The British Invasion was thrown out of ringside, so it was Sting solo with Brutus Magnus. Sting started this match with a clinic of old school wrestling. After many arm drags, hip tosses, and throws, Mangnus was thrown out of the ring to regroup and it was Sting that looked like the young buck rather than the veteran that he is. After a slight regrouping, Magnus was focusing on the legs of Sting and was really taking a page out of Bret Hart's book, with sole focus on the leg of Sting, setting up for a submission ending later, for sure. We cut to commercial and it was just a reversal as Sting cleaned up, put Magnus into the Scorpion Death Lock and made Brutus Magnus tap out with ease.
Post match The World Elite came down and tried to fight Sting, but Sting seemed to have most of this in control, until all 9 people attacked Sting. Once again, this was a reminder of NITRO with a TON of guys on one guy....sigh....Tna ruined this show. Lashley & Mick Foley ran down and fought off all comers, Lashley is now Goldberg 2009...TNA sucks, i'm sorry I'm going to bed...this was a terrible night of wrestling.
Oh and if you think I'm overly critical, get yourself the ending of this night of wrestling. 20+ guys in the ring beating up 3 guys. This was NWO all over again, it was so lame. Seriously, what a load of crap.
Erik Young defeated Christopher Daniels
The British Invasion, Scott Steiner & Booker T defeated Beer Money & Team 3D
Sarita & Taylor Wilde defeated Alissa Flash & Traci Brooks
Matt Morgan defeated Aj Styles
Sting defeated Brutus Magnus
Tna Impact 8/6/09 Review
TNA opened up with a flashback of Erik Young and Kurt Angle arriving at the arena.
The show officially opened and of course it was Kurt Angle and the main event mafia in ring babbling about random crap. It wasn’t exactly the most thrilling of things, and to be honest, it was quite boring to me. Kurt Angle comes out and whines every single week and this wasn’t any different. Kurt Angle announces that he’s struck a deal with the British Invasion.
This is the WORST thing that could happen. The Main Event Mafia is now N.W.O 2009! That’s right, the N.W.O and the Main Event Mafia is exactly the same now. Too many members, so boring, and all older guys that should be letting the young guys in; I wanted to just quit watching TNA at this point, I am so sick of this N.W.O cloning, and I’m sure others are also tired…TNA is really blowing it, worse than WCW ever did.
Erik Young defeated Christopher Daniels
Christopher Daniels started this match fast, and Erik Young needed help from the outside in order to slow things down, however it was to no avail as Daniels leaped through the ropes and hit Young on the outside. However, the distraction caused Daniels to lose his focus and never really recovered. Sheik Abdul Bashir and Kiyoshi kept running into the match, distracting the ref, and really not helping Daniels stay on top of his game. Erik Young eventually picked up the victory after a nice looking piledriver. This match was ok at best, kind of standard, Daniels jobbing hurts, cause he has so much talent. I remember his feud with Samoa Joe for the x-division title, 4 star matches, but now? He’s jobbing, and that’s sad.
The British Invasion, Scott Steiner & Booker T defeated Beer Money & Team 3D
I swear one of the guys on the British Invasion is juicing hardcore. Other than that observation, I didn’t see this match as that great. Team 3D were starting this match with back and forth tags, good overall offense, and really putting forth effort in an otherwise overly crowded match up. The match eventually had a slight turn for the British guys, but it was short lived as Team 3D was controlling every aspect of this match up. That is until Erik Young, Bashir, and Kiyoshi came down. That prompted the Machine Guns and Daniels to run down to ringside, and this match was a complete cluster. Kevin Nash came down, and this was worse than WCW 2000, seriously this is a load of crap. Foley came out, and now there were bout 10 or 12 wrestlers down at ringside fighting and brawling, the match was apparently not thrown out at this point This seriously mirrored Nitro, and I really wanted to stop watching this, this is such a stupid show. TNA SUCKS! I HATED THIS! The match continued and Big Rob (the most juiced wrestler I’ve seen in a long time) pinned Robert Rude and that was that. This match sucked, I hated the way this turned out. This was seriously one of the lowest points in TNA history for me.
The show continued to focus on backstage brawls, antics and random crap that we saw in the failing days of N.W.O in WCW. It’s a shame that TNA is writing such terrible wrestling shows, because they had some potential in the past weeks. The whole roster was fighting each other, that’s it.
Sarita & Taylor Wilde defeated Alissa Flash & Traci Brooks
Alissa Flash once again shined in this match, despite Sarita’s offensive control early on. Flash is a well tuned wrestler, but more impressive was Sarita with a dazzling display of Lucha Libre style dives and top rope offense. Flash of course contrasted the style with hard mat wrestling against Taylor Wilde, showing off her skill set and strong style, which isn’t seen often in women’s wrestling. The weak link here was Traci Brooks, her large breasts were getting in the way of her wrestling, and she was obviously two steps slower than the other competitors in this match; she was moving half speed compared to the other three women in this match up. She also missed a lot of moves, and was botching things left and right. Sarita was the one that got the better of the women with a roll up and a nice array of Lucha Libre moves. I think Flash and Sarita are great wrestlers and not just divas. Traci Brooks, though, is a terrible wrestler.
There was an interview with Hernandez and Mike Tenay. It was kind of boring.
Matt Morgan defeated Aj Styles
Aj Styles beat Morgan last time, so I naturally knew that Matt Morgan would get his payback for this best of three series. Styles had a lot of speed in this match and while Morgan is a fast big man, he’s not faster than Styles and it painfully showed during this match up. Morgan used hiss strength to ground Sttyles though, and it was obvious that Morgan wasn’t going to just let Styles run circles around him. Morgan was ready for Styles every move and eventually hit the Hellevator and won with an impressive set of offensive. This was really good, considering the match was a little short. I guess seeing such a bad opening and first hour made this match seem better than it really was. Morgan is getting better, but I don’t think he can do it without being carried by a veteran like AJ Styles.
Sting defeated Brutus Magnus
Well, I was ready for bed, but apparently TNA wanted to throw one more match at us. I had to sit through yet another Sting match, and I'm not sure I was ready for it. The British Invasion was thrown out of ringside, so it was Sting solo with Brutus Magnus. Sting started this match with a clinic of old school wrestling. After many arm drags, hip tosses, and throws, Mangnus was thrown out of the ring to regroup and it was Sting that looked like the young buck rather than the veteran that he is. After a slight regrouping, Magnus was focusing on the legs of Sting and was really taking a page out of Bret Hart's book, with sole focus on the leg of Sting, setting up for a submission ending later, for sure. We cut to commercial and it was just a reversal as Sting cleaned up, put Magnus into the Scorpion Death Lock and made Brutus Magnus tap out with ease.
Post match The World Elite came down and tried to fight Sting, but Sting seemed to have most of this in control, until all 9 people attacked Sting. Once again, this was a reminder of NITRO with a TON of guys on one guy....sigh....Tna ruined this show. Lashley & Mick Foley ran down and fought off all comers, Lashley is now Goldberg 2009...TNA sucks, i'm sorry I'm going to bed...this was a terrible night of wrestling.
Oh and if you think I'm overly critical, get yourself the ending of this night of wrestling. 20+ guys in the ring beating up 3 guys. This was NWO all over again, it was so lame. Seriously, what a load of crap.
Friday, May 22, 2009
TNA Impact 5/21/09 Results and Review The Foley Jarrett War Continues
TNA Impact 5/21/09 Results
Suicide & Christopher Daniels defeated Lethal Consequences and The Motor City Machine Guns
Sting defeated Erik Young
Kurt Angle defeated Matt Morgan
TNA Impact 5/21/09 Review
I’m back in action here with a review of TNA…more of a recap really, because I’m really tired. Jeff Jarrett came down to ringside and started talking crap about how TNA is changing or something. There will be a fourway match for Foley’s title at the ppv. Foley came down with the belt, and you know what? This crap sucks. Both these guys are beyond their prime and they are supposed to be the top guys in TNA…lame.
Suicide & Christopher Daniels defeated Lethal Consequences and The Motor City Machine Guns
This triple threat tag team match nd it was a culmination of the last few weeks of people calling each other out, and blaming Daniels for being Suicide or something along those lines. Alright, this match was interesting only because we don’t get this type of fast paced wrestling in the WWE. The X-Division is awesome here, these guys remind me of the cruiserweights from WCW, they just keep going and going. The Machine Guns looked like the aggressors in this match up with a string of moves that only happen in their matches included a picture perfect frog splash. Of course, what kind of match would it be without some reversals and near falls? The match kept moving with Suicide getting more and more involved in the match, and he nailed an awesome Code Breaker like move and picked up the pin!
Team 3-D was in ring talking about how great they were…it was lame to me, cause it seems so formulaic at this point. The British guys ran down and beat up Team 3-D and one dude hit what appeared to be the classic British Bulldog’s Power Slam. I guess that wasn’t too bad. The British dudes are pretty cool, I like factions; Beer Money ran down and saved Team 3-D from a further beat down which was kind of weird.
Sting defeated Erik Young
I’m not sure how Erik Young got a match with the former Champion Sting. Sting beat Erik Young like he was a jobber and that was that. I don’t even know how to reiew this one, Sting defeated Young with the Scorpion Death Lock and that was it.
Velvet Sky and Awesome Kong were signing a contract in ring. I couldn’t help but notice tat Velvet Sky is really gross looking up close. Earl Hebner is looking really ld too. Awesome Kong actually looks like a younger woman, in comparison. I hate contract signings, they all end the same…some gets beat down.
Kurt Angle defeated Matt Morgan
Kurt Angle defeated Matt Morgan
Matt Morgan really put the boots to Kurt Angle. He really had a lot of shots against Kurt and it was really good through the time allotted. Morgan dominated the match and it was ALL Morgan, it was nice to see Angle allowing a younger guy to get over a little. Angle however ended up winning with a small package, and it was over. This was interesting to see, and although it wasn’t longer, it did have enough of a push for Matt Morgan to look legit in ring. I still think he sucks though.
Samoa Joe and Jeff Jarrett fought each other for no apparent reason. Aj Styles came down and fought the two, the match was thrown out, I guess. This was a stupid way to squeeze in another match.
Afterwards, Foley fought a cardboard cut out of Rocky. No joke. This was dumb.
TNA sucked so bad, I can’t believe I got up at 5 am to review it. I hope you guys appreciate this…so lame.
Oh and the show ended with Foley knocking out Angle, Jarrett and Sting with a chair.
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Suicide & Christopher Daniels defeated Lethal Consequences and The Motor City Machine Guns
Sting defeated Erik Young
Kurt Angle defeated Matt Morgan
TNA Impact 5/21/09 Review
I’m back in action here with a review of TNA…more of a recap really, because I’m really tired. Jeff Jarrett came down to ringside and started talking crap about how TNA is changing or something. There will be a fourway match for Foley’s title at the ppv. Foley came down with the belt, and you know what? This crap sucks. Both these guys are beyond their prime and they are supposed to be the top guys in TNA…lame.
Suicide & Christopher Daniels defeated Lethal Consequences and The Motor City Machine Guns
This triple threat tag team match nd it was a culmination of the last few weeks of people calling each other out, and blaming Daniels for being Suicide or something along those lines. Alright, this match was interesting only because we don’t get this type of fast paced wrestling in the WWE. The X-Division is awesome here, these guys remind me of the cruiserweights from WCW, they just keep going and going. The Machine Guns looked like the aggressors in this match up with a string of moves that only happen in their matches included a picture perfect frog splash. Of course, what kind of match would it be without some reversals and near falls? The match kept moving with Suicide getting more and more involved in the match, and he nailed an awesome Code Breaker like move and picked up the pin!
Team 3-D was in ring talking about how great they were…it was lame to me, cause it seems so formulaic at this point. The British guys ran down and beat up Team 3-D and one dude hit what appeared to be the classic British Bulldog’s Power Slam. I guess that wasn’t too bad. The British dudes are pretty cool, I like factions; Beer Money ran down and saved Team 3-D from a further beat down which was kind of weird.
Sting defeated Erik Young
I’m not sure how Erik Young got a match with the former Champion Sting. Sting beat Erik Young like he was a jobber and that was that. I don’t even know how to reiew this one, Sting defeated Young with the Scorpion Death Lock and that was it.
Velvet Sky and Awesome Kong were signing a contract in ring. I couldn’t help but notice tat Velvet Sky is really gross looking up close. Earl Hebner is looking really ld too. Awesome Kong actually looks like a younger woman, in comparison. I hate contract signings, they all end the same…some gets beat down.
Kurt Angle defeated Matt Morgan
Kurt Angle defeated Matt Morgan
Matt Morgan really put the boots to Kurt Angle. He really had a lot of shots against Kurt and it was really good through the time allotted. Morgan dominated the match and it was ALL Morgan, it was nice to see Angle allowing a younger guy to get over a little. Angle however ended up winning with a small package, and it was over. This was interesting to see, and although it wasn’t longer, it did have enough of a push for Matt Morgan to look legit in ring. I still think he sucks though.
Samoa Joe and Jeff Jarrett fought each other for no apparent reason. Aj Styles came down and fought the two, the match was thrown out, I guess. This was a stupid way to squeeze in another match.
Afterwards, Foley fought a cardboard cut out of Rocky. No joke. This was dumb.
TNA sucked so bad, I can’t believe I got up at 5 am to review it. I hope you guys appreciate this…so lame.
Oh and the show ended with Foley knocking out Angle, Jarrett and Sting with a chair.
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Friday, October 3, 2008
TNA Impact 10/2/08 Results and Review
I was looking forward to see TNA Impact, and I admit it was all because of Mick Foley arriving into the TNA. It was lackluster to say the least.
Angelina Love defeated ODB
WE get the Knockouts up front and in the center of the ring. ODB is gross to me, she’s really gross, she just looks weird to me, I’m sorry. The match was ok at best, it tried to be a lot, but it didn’t really pan out like I thought it would. The end came with Angelina Love getting the pin, thanks to interference, and it was all over.
It’s interesting to note that immediately after the match, Jeff Jarrett came out to the ring to discuss Kurt Angle’s comments. If you didn’t hear about the comments, here they are:
"...We call ourselves Total Nonstop Action Wrestling. We say: TNA – we are wrestling. No we’re not. We’re f***ing gimmick matches. Then there are the run-ins. At the last PPV, No Surrender, we had a triple threat main event between me, Christian Cage and Samoa Joe. We had a great match, but Samoa Joe won because Jeff Jarrett came in and hit me with a guitar. I would have won if Jeff didn’t do that."
There you have it. There you have it indeed. Kurt Angle is either swerving us all and this is a work, or this is a legit shoot and Jeff Jarrett is going to come out and talk legitimately. It’s funny that there is a storyline going on right now where Kurt Angle is wrestling Jeff Jarrett and this story comes out and is now a part of the storyline. I’m not sure what to believe from TNA, and maybe that’s the kind of push they need to gain interest into this feud.
The Jarrett Promo is a little weird. But he looks serious, I’m not sure if this is all a work or not, and you know what, I like that. I like not knowing, it’s about time someone does something a little different.
LAX defeated The Motor City Machine Guns
I like LAX and I had a vision as they were coming to the ring. What if WWE signed them, then signed Lil Cholo from the independent circuit, and then signed Hector Guerrero, brought in Chavo, and Super Crazy and we had a huge latino faction in the WWE? I know they tried before but that was more of a parody, not a legit faction. I think it could work.
This match was ok, it had a lot of spots, and it was fast paced. LAX are just as good as the Dudleys used to be. These guys are well fitted as a tag team and could go really far if they ever made it to the WWE, if the WWE really focused on the tag team division again. I can’t help but notice that the Machine Guns were allowed a lot of offense this week, considering that they have been on a losing streak for quite sometime. They really worked as a tag team in this one, with tandem moves, great reversals and lots of high flying, fast offense. Hernandez catching Sabin off the top rope and dropping him on the back of his head ended this match, and it was awesome to see how quick Hernandez reacted to Sabin flying off the top rope. This was like second nature, great ending, to a not so great match. It was ok, it wasn’t all that great, but it had enough spots to make things alright.
Sheik Abdul Bashir defeated Eric Young and Jimmy Rave
We go from getting the x-division champion getting squashed last week, to him dominating this match up. Well, I wouldn’t call it total domination, but he definitely didn’t look as weak as he did when he was wrestling Samoa Joe, which is good for the division, but lacks consistency if you ask me. This match was your standard three way match up, with lots of fast reversals, great interim spots, and overall good stuff. This match was quite entertaining, as it was moving with great speed, and almost flawless. I like these types of matches because I can turn my brain off for a little bit, and just let the little guys go out there and put on a real show.
Team 3D & Booker T defeated Jay Lethal, Christian, Aj Styles
Here’s your standard six man tag. It was ok, but the Dudleys looked tired near the middle of this match. Bubba Ray is not as in shape as he was on his singles push in the WWE, and I know that’s not saying a whole lot, but I really can’t believe how much weight he’s gained while working in TNA. This match had a lot of fast tags, and a lot of times where the teams were brawling outside of the ring. I have to give great credit to Jay Lethal and Booker T for opening this match with an allstar set of counters and moves. Booker T is so fast and so is Lethal, these two in a big profile singles match could bring the house down, because their timing is dead on accurate. I haven’t seen that kind of timing in a long time, and for such a young wrestler in Jay Lethal. He doesn’t need the Macho Man gimmick, he can be a stand alone star if TNA lets him. Christian nearly wins the match with a roll up, but the referee was distracted. Aj Styles jumped off the top rope, Bubba Ray moved out of the way and nailed Christian, causing him to lose the match with Booker T rolling him up and giving another loss to Christian.
ODB & Rhaka Khan defeated The Beautiful People
Since ODB lost via distraction earlier on in the match, she really wanted to get a match for later on in the match, so we get this tag team match up. I haven’t seen Rhaka Khan in a long time, and she didn’t seem to have ring rust initially, but she’s not that good, she’s really not that good. I’m serious, she doesn’t look to be up to par with the rest of the knockouts. You know what? I”ve seen this match before too. What the heck? I had the feeling of déjà vu the whole time, as I do recall this exact match happening before, but I don’t remember when. The match was a little boring to me, and there wasn’t enough of a push for spots that I would’ve expected from the knockouts division. Rhaka Khan and ODB wins this matchup, but I swear, she’s not ready for the big time, she’s just not that good right now. She seems really “green” and just not ready for this prime time position. She really made this match suck.
Mick Foley arrives at TNA impact. I’m serious, and Foley tried to get a cheap pop and it failed. I have never seen Foley off, but he just wasn’t that charismatic, and he looked a little out of place in TNA’s six sided ring. I wasn’t buying anything Foley was saying. This was a really sappy gimmick, and Foley wasn’t doing anything good. Mid sentence, Kurt Angle came down to the ring, and interrupted Foley. Kurt Angle throws up a bunch of protests, and tries to insinuate a beat down from Foley, and these two on the mic are great.
We find out that Mick Foley will be the Enforcer for Jeff Jarrett vs. Kurt Angle at the PPV.
I'm tired. TNA made me really tired. It wasn't that great.
TNA Impact 10/2/08 Results
Angelina Love defeated ODB
LAX defeated The Motor City Machine Guns
Sheik Abdul Bashir defeated Eric Young & Jimmy Rave
Team 3D & Booker T defeated Jay Lethal, Christian, Aj Styles
ODB & Rhaka Khan defeated The Beautiful People
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Angelina Love defeated ODB
WE get the Knockouts up front and in the center of the ring. ODB is gross to me, she’s really gross, she just looks weird to me, I’m sorry. The match was ok at best, it tried to be a lot, but it didn’t really pan out like I thought it would. The end came with Angelina Love getting the pin, thanks to interference, and it was all over.
It’s interesting to note that immediately after the match, Jeff Jarrett came out to the ring to discuss Kurt Angle’s comments. If you didn’t hear about the comments, here they are:
"...We call ourselves Total Nonstop Action Wrestling. We say: TNA – we are wrestling. No we’re not. We’re f***ing gimmick matches. Then there are the run-ins. At the last PPV, No Surrender, we had a triple threat main event between me, Christian Cage and Samoa Joe. We had a great match, but Samoa Joe won because Jeff Jarrett came in and hit me with a guitar. I would have won if Jeff didn’t do that."
There you have it. There you have it indeed. Kurt Angle is either swerving us all and this is a work, or this is a legit shoot and Jeff Jarrett is going to come out and talk legitimately. It’s funny that there is a storyline going on right now where Kurt Angle is wrestling Jeff Jarrett and this story comes out and is now a part of the storyline. I’m not sure what to believe from TNA, and maybe that’s the kind of push they need to gain interest into this feud.
The Jarrett Promo is a little weird. But he looks serious, I’m not sure if this is all a work or not, and you know what, I like that. I like not knowing, it’s about time someone does something a little different.
LAX defeated The Motor City Machine Guns
I like LAX and I had a vision as they were coming to the ring. What if WWE signed them, then signed Lil Cholo from the independent circuit, and then signed Hector Guerrero, brought in Chavo, and Super Crazy and we had a huge latino faction in the WWE? I know they tried before but that was more of a parody, not a legit faction. I think it could work.
This match was ok, it had a lot of spots, and it was fast paced. LAX are just as good as the Dudleys used to be. These guys are well fitted as a tag team and could go really far if they ever made it to the WWE, if the WWE really focused on the tag team division again. I can’t help but notice that the Machine Guns were allowed a lot of offense this week, considering that they have been on a losing streak for quite sometime. They really worked as a tag team in this one, with tandem moves, great reversals and lots of high flying, fast offense. Hernandez catching Sabin off the top rope and dropping him on the back of his head ended this match, and it was awesome to see how quick Hernandez reacted to Sabin flying off the top rope. This was like second nature, great ending, to a not so great match. It was ok, it wasn’t all that great, but it had enough spots to make things alright.
Sheik Abdul Bashir defeated Eric Young and Jimmy Rave
We go from getting the x-division champion getting squashed last week, to him dominating this match up. Well, I wouldn’t call it total domination, but he definitely didn’t look as weak as he did when he was wrestling Samoa Joe, which is good for the division, but lacks consistency if you ask me. This match was your standard three way match up, with lots of fast reversals, great interim spots, and overall good stuff. This match was quite entertaining, as it was moving with great speed, and almost flawless. I like these types of matches because I can turn my brain off for a little bit, and just let the little guys go out there and put on a real show.
Team 3D & Booker T defeated Jay Lethal, Christian, Aj Styles
Here’s your standard six man tag. It was ok, but the Dudleys looked tired near the middle of this match. Bubba Ray is not as in shape as he was on his singles push in the WWE, and I know that’s not saying a whole lot, but I really can’t believe how much weight he’s gained while working in TNA. This match had a lot of fast tags, and a lot of times where the teams were brawling outside of the ring. I have to give great credit to Jay Lethal and Booker T for opening this match with an allstar set of counters and moves. Booker T is so fast and so is Lethal, these two in a big profile singles match could bring the house down, because their timing is dead on accurate. I haven’t seen that kind of timing in a long time, and for such a young wrestler in Jay Lethal. He doesn’t need the Macho Man gimmick, he can be a stand alone star if TNA lets him. Christian nearly wins the match with a roll up, but the referee was distracted. Aj Styles jumped off the top rope, Bubba Ray moved out of the way and nailed Christian, causing him to lose the match with Booker T rolling him up and giving another loss to Christian.
ODB & Rhaka Khan defeated The Beautiful People
Since ODB lost via distraction earlier on in the match, she really wanted to get a match for later on in the match, so we get this tag team match up. I haven’t seen Rhaka Khan in a long time, and she didn’t seem to have ring rust initially, but she’s not that good, she’s really not that good. I’m serious, she doesn’t look to be up to par with the rest of the knockouts. You know what? I”ve seen this match before too. What the heck? I had the feeling of déjà vu the whole time, as I do recall this exact match happening before, but I don’t remember when. The match was a little boring to me, and there wasn’t enough of a push for spots that I would’ve expected from the knockouts division. Rhaka Khan and ODB wins this matchup, but I swear, she’s not ready for the big time, she’s just not that good right now. She seems really “green” and just not ready for this prime time position. She really made this match suck.
Mick Foley arrives at TNA impact. I’m serious, and Foley tried to get a cheap pop and it failed. I have never seen Foley off, but he just wasn’t that charismatic, and he looked a little out of place in TNA’s six sided ring. I wasn’t buying anything Foley was saying. This was a really sappy gimmick, and Foley wasn’t doing anything good. Mid sentence, Kurt Angle came down to the ring, and interrupted Foley. Kurt Angle throws up a bunch of protests, and tries to insinuate a beat down from Foley, and these two on the mic are great.
We find out that Mick Foley will be the Enforcer for Jeff Jarrett vs. Kurt Angle at the PPV.
I'm tired. TNA made me really tired. It wasn't that great.
TNA Impact 10/2/08 Results
Angelina Love defeated ODB
LAX defeated The Motor City Machine Guns
Sheik Abdul Bashir defeated Eric Young & Jimmy Rave
Team 3D & Booker T defeated Jay Lethal, Christian, Aj Styles
ODB & Rhaka Khan defeated The Beautiful People
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