Tna Impact 7/9/09 Results
Homicide defeated Doug Williams in a ladder match
Beer Money defeated The Motor City Machine Guns
Tara defeated Angelina Love in a Knockout Championship Match
Tara defeated Velvet Sky
Christopher Daniels & Aj Styles defeated Matt Morgan & Kevin Nash
Kurt Angle defeated Mick Foley and Jeff Jarrett w/ special guest referee Eric Young
Tna Impact 7/9/09 Review
The first thing to happen was Foley came out to talk. Foley does so much talking for no apparent reason. Mike Tenay also NEVER SHUTS UP! He talks way too much, for no apparent reason. Double J came out and the two argued about winning the titles, and what not. They set up a three way dance for the next ppv, but I wasn’t paying attention, sorry. I was tired.
Homicide defeated Doug Williams in a ladder match
Homicide returns here and he started the match fast. He was hitting all sorts of great moves. Monkey flip, shoulder block, and then threw a ladder into the ring right away. Williams was taking a lot of punishment, but evened the score with a shoulder block off the middle rope onto Homicide, who was climbing the ladder. The ladder turned into a weapon in this match up, as Homicide got really close and personal with it. Team 3-D helped contain Doug Williams, Homicide climbed the ladder and got his case back.
This match was ruined because of the ending. It was a cluster as usual. Lame. I used to like ladder matches too, but this one was terrible.
Suicide was interviewed…kind of. It was stupid. Suicide just sat there like an idiot. Then he had some voice modification and sounded like The Undertaker. I tell you now, this interview segment SUCKED TNA should stick to wrestling. Suicide sucks, Mike Tenay sucks, and you know what? Screw this crap! I went to the bathroom.
Sting and Samoa Joe argued back and forth. Sting was pissed, he said he was going to beat up Sting, but not tonight.
Beer Money defeated The Motor City Machine Guns
Booker T was talking jive on the headsets and it was ridiculous. It really made me kind of upset cause I had no idea what he was saying. He was really just rambling, and if you watched this show, you know what I mean. The match started out with Storm and Sabin fighting, it eventually ended up on the floor, and things were turning into the Guns favor with sweet offense. The match came through with some good moments, but before it really got over, Beer Money won with some great teamwork. Not a terrible match, not a good match, but Beer Money as always did a great job.
Tara defeated Velvet Sky
Tara put on a clinic of how women wrestlers should be. She really knows what she is doing, and while I don’t like the tarantula angle, I still think she’s one of the better women wrestlers in pro-wrestling right now. She hit the Widows Peak and it was over, a good overall womens match up, and I liked how this wasn’t a “divas” match. This was cool.
Tara defeated Angelina Love in a Knockout Championship Match
After the previous match up, Tara convinced Angelina Love to wrestle her for the title. Angelina Love agreed and they fought in this match up. Tara got a couple of near falls before Angelina Love ran to the outside and tried to get counted out. She eventually headed back into the ring, but Madison Rayne got in the mix. Angelina Love managed to kick out of most of Tara’s offense, and went for the Widow’s Peak twice and finally got the pin! Tara is your NEW TNA Knockout’s Champion!
Abyss was going to kill Stevie Richards backstage. Whatever. This character is stale.
Christopher Daniels & Aj Styles defeated Matt Morgan & Kevin Nash
Matt Morgan started this match up against Christopher Daniels, and was definitely looking like the lesser of the two wrestlers. Daniels was unloading a dump truck of offense, alongside Aj Styles the two were fighting through the big guy, but weren’t able to capitalize completely. The two smaller guys really worked over the bigger men, and ended up taking them out with a sweet victory. Aj and Daniels make a great team of high flying energy.
Post match Morgan and Nash beat up Daniels and Styles. Morgan put Daniels knee & ankle in a chair, and tried to injure it. Aj ran in but couldn’t save Daniels.
Kurt Angle defeated Mick Foley and Jeff Jarrett w/ special guest referee Eric Young
Kurt Angle looked specifically leaner than usual. He has lost significant weight and is starting to looked seriously ripped. Foley and Jarrett began this match working together, and being friends against Angle. Angle was taking serious hits from the two faces, including a nice delayed Suplex. The Stroke was nailed into the steal steps, and Double J looked poised to win this thing. But we went to commercial…as is the custom with these longer matches in wrestling. Jarrett and Angle were the final two for a good portion of the match, but by the time Jarrett got this thing in the bag, Eric Young gave the slowest count of all time! Double J was still getting his hits in and brought in his guitar to use! Young warned him that he would disqualify him, and ran right into Foley’s mandible claw, but an Angle Slam broke that up! Double J went for the Figure Four! Foley then broke it up via an elbow. Angle then gave the Ankle Lock onto Foley, and Eric Young gave the match to Kurt Angle, even though Foley DID NOT TAP OUT!
Eric Young, the idiot, gave the match to Angle for no apparent reason. He then got beat down by Double J and Foley, and deserved it.
Overall TNA wasn’t great, but it was ok. I didn’t hate it all, but I did hate certain aspects of it.
***NOTE****
My parents in-law are coming to town. So that means no wrestling tomorrow night. I won’t have a review for you guys for Smackdown yet again. However, I’ll be back for a FULL week of wrestling next week.
In the mean time, please purchase something via amazon. Thanks for understanding.
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