TNA Impact 1/6/11 Results and Review

TNA Impact 1/6/11 Results

Doug Williams vs Rob Terry (No Contest)
The Motor City Machine Guns defeated Aj Styles and Kaz
Sarita & Madison Rayne defeated Mickie James & Velvet Skye
Jay Lethal defeated Abyss via dq
Jeff Jarrett defeated RVD in a no dq match

TNA Impact 1/6/11 Review

The night opened up with Immortal or Fortune or whoever it is, and Bischoff talked about how they are going to do things right or something, I don't know, I didn't care.

All the champions were called out and they all started brawling. Out came RVD and he started to take everyone out.

Jarrett did his mma challenge beat up some kid, and then was run out of the ring by Kurt Angle. This thing has gone on too long, I'm so sick of this bs.

The Motor City Machine Guns defeated Aj Styles and Kaz

This match wasn't given nearly enough time, but it had a few good high spots and random moves. The Machine Guns were able to win this match up after a few good quality moves, but overall, it wasn't all that great. These four could put on a 4 star classic, but instead, they seriously just bored me.

Post match, Beer Money beat them up.

The Pope came out and cut a promo. Samoa Joe's hoodie is from Old Navy! I know cause I have one! Woo! The Pope is heel now? I guess. Joe is back...did Pope kidnap Samoa Joe? I don't know.

Sarita & Madison Rayne defeated Mickie James & Vevlet Skye

Another boring Knockouts match. I'm so sick of this bs too. Another terrible match with no major offense, nothing worth checking out, this was lame.

Doug Williams vs Rob Terry (No Contest)

THis was stupid. The match barely got under way and out came Aj Styles to beat up Doug Williams. They were trying to break Williams arm. I guess this will come to fruition at the ppv? I don't know.

Jay Lethal defeated Abyss via dq

This was going well but then Abyss got himself disqualified and this was the end. Lethal barely got offense in, and after the match Kaz came in and beat him up.

Jeff Jarrett defeated RVD in a no dq match

Another boring match. Stupid stupid match with Double J winning after he got help from Jeff Hardy.

post match out ran Matt Morgan, or as Scott Steiner calls him Mike Morgan.

This Impact sucked, I'm so sick of TNA, they are starting the new year with just as bad of wrestling ever. Ugh...So tired of this BS.

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TNA Impact 12/30/10 Results and Review

TNA Impact 12/30/10 Results

Robert Roode defeated Chris Sabin
Rob Van Dam defeated Robbie E
Sarita defeated Velvet Sky in a Leather Strap Match
Jeff Jarrett vs Amazing Red's Brother
Aj Styles & Rob Terry defeated Magnus & Douglas Williams
Matt Morgan & Devon defeated Ken Anderson & Bubba Ray

TNA Impact 12/30/10 Review

The last impact of 2010, and I was very tired this morning. I haven't made any sales on this site from amazon, I still have no job, and earlier this morning the only video of Superstars had an AWA track on it, so that's why there's no review for Superstars this week.

Here are my thoughts of TNA.

TNA had Foley chants piped in with this entrance music, it sounded so fake.

Mick Foley and Anderson got in the ring and started talking, I didn't care. Matt Morgan came out and he got involved too. The whole point of this was to further set up the match between Anderson and Matt Morgan. Of course, Anderson's concussion.

Robert Roode defeated Chris Sabin

This match wasn't half bad. It featured a lot of back and forth wrestling, and lots of spots where Sabin looked far better than Roode. I couldn't believe how good Roode reacted to a great deal of the offense from Sabin. Sabin tried to go to the top too many times, because Roode was able to catch him and deliver a nice spine buster and picked up the win. This was probably the best match I've seen on TNA in a long time.

The backstage segments with Orlando Jordan and Erik Young sucks. Shark boy showed up and it was funny.

Rob Van Dam defeated Robbie E

Not a good match here, and Rob Van dam looked winded early. Robbie E was buried here. It wasn't a very good match. You could imagine what happened here, RVD's move set isn't very big and Robbie E is just hanging on by a thread since losing the x-division title.

Post match, Jeff Hardy got on the screen and said RVD had to pass a test at Genesis. They didn't reveal who the opponent was, but if RVD won, he'd get a shot at Jeff Hardy.

Sarita defeated Velvet Sky in a Leather Strap Match

This was just weird. This leather strap match had some interesting points, but it wasn't a great wrestling match up. A lot of points looked like it legit hurt. This match had very little wrestling, it was just a brawl until Sarita won by hitting the 4th corner. The concept is ok, but in action it was just boring.

Jeff Jarrett vs Amazing Red's Brother

Amazin Red's supposed brother came out for the Double J challenge. It ended with Amazing Red smashing a guitar. This was stupid...I hate Jarrett, so maybe he's doing his job well.

Aj Styles & Rob Terry defeated Magnus & Douglas Williams

This match was boring to me. However, the ending was awesome. Aj Styles put Magnus through the Rolling Chaos Theory finisher and I was marking out huge. That was the best part of this match up. HOpefullly Aj loses at Genesis, cause i can't stand his gimmick.

Madison Rayne came to the ring in an evening gown. Mickie James came down and beat her up than stripped her of her dress. Yep. Hardcore Country! I don't care about these women.

Matt Morgan & Devon defeated Ken Anderson & Bubba Ray

This match wasn't that great either. There was some nice back and forth action. Ray and Bubba didn't fight much as Bubba kept running from Devon. Anderson and Morgan work well together. The ending was interesting, Matt Morgan tried to clobber Devon, I think, I don't know, but he ended up hitting Anderson in the back of the head, nearly knocking out Anderson.

Matt Morgan apparently had a heel swerve here? I don't know, it seemed weird. We'll see what will happen sooner than later.

The show was convoluted, there were a lot of things pushed forward here, but no sign of the x-division, and not a lot of great wrestling. It was better than most weeks of Impact, but not nearly as good as WWE's Raw this week.

TNA Impact 11/4/10 Results and Review

TNA Impact 11/4/10 Results

Sarita defeated Velvet Sky
Generation ME & Tara Ink Inc & Mickie James
Kaz defeated Doug Williams
Aj Styles defeated Rhyno and RVD
The Pope vs Abyss

TNA Impact 11/4/10 Review

The alternative wrestling program started with a recap of last week. Apparently Matt MOrgan has turned face? I don't know....we'll find out tonight.

Bischoff laid out an open challenge, we got a call from ANderson, lots of recap...EV2.0 was going nuts backstage...oh well.

Sarita defeated Velvet Sky

I think it was Velvet Sky, I don't know. Sarita won with ease, and put down a nice Sit Down Power Bomb! The best part was the finish, the rest? Not much to enjoy, another Knockouts match come and gone.

Generation ME & Tara Ink Inc & Mickie James

Mickie James' gimmick sucks. Hardcore Country? Hardcore Boring. This match had some ok back and forth action, but it wasn't all that great. Ink Inc won the match after Mickie James knocked out one of the bucks with a nice kick. Overall ok match up, but I didn't really care.

Post match the bad guys beat up the good guys...blah blah.

Double J cut a promo, and out ran Samoa Joe to beat him up. JOe beat up the security idiots, than tried to get Double J, but couldn't. I still don't know who kidnapped Samoa Joe, and I don't really care about his character.

Aj Styles defeated Rhyno and RVD

This was a slow moving, boring match. Aj Styles won eventually, but it was boring.

EV2.0 hit the ring and tried to get things back in order etc...who cares. EV2.0 is falling apart and RVD doesn't trust them.

Kaz defeated Doug Williams

I'm not sure why they had this match, it was a waste of time and boring. Kaz eventually picked up the win, but who cares. This was seriously boring. Same old bad TNA booking, short matches with no focus...ugh.

The Pope vs Abyss

AByss hit a bunch of random fans...I guess? I don't know what's going on...it's stupid. Abyss sucks. The Pope used to be good, now? He's involved with stupid matches...ugh...I'm sick of this crap. The match didn't work well and eventually just went to a no contest or dq...I don't know.

Bischoff wanted to fight Anderson, and it never happened. Bischoff beat up Jeremy Borash and that was that...Impact finished with Matt Morgan showing up instead of Anderson and taking out Bischoff. Of course "We are out of time" on impact...whatever...I hate TNA these days.

WORST IMPACT IN A LONG TIME! I'm so tired of bad wrestling from TNA...they used to be so good, now they are just WCW 2000 all over again.

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TNA Impact 10/7/10 Results and Review

TNA Impact 10/7/10 Results

Angelina Love & Velvet Sky defeated Tara & Madison Rayne
Mick Foley defeated Ric Flair in a hardcore match
Orlando Jordan & Erik Young defeated Ink Inc
Kurt Angle wins a battle royal (on reaction, not impact)

TNA Impact 10/7/10 Review

The show this week opened up fast with Dixie being yelled at by Abyss. This was a very awkward opening, that looked like Abyss was going to rape Dixie Carter....this was just very awkward.

This was a live show....I guess.

Sting came out with Kevin Nash and the Pope. The Pope cut a promo, and then out came Jarrett and Joe and blah blah blah.....Eric Bischoff set up a match for Bound for Glory. Look for Samoa Joe to turn on Double J...

Mickie James showed up at TNA! I didn't mark out, that's for sure.

Angelina Love & Velvet Sky defeated Tara & Madison Rayne

This match was for the name "The Beautiful People", and it was one of the worst matches I've ever seen. This is a travesty, considering that a few years back TNA had one of the best women's divisions I've ever seen. Angelina Love wins.

Ms. Testmaker or whatever....was talking about Bound for Glory and how there will be a 4 way dance for the Women's Title. The special guest referee for that match is none other than Mickie James! Yep. Mickie James has come to TNA...wow...she's looking good, but it's sad that she won't have much competition.

Mick Foley defeated Ric Flair

This match was sad. Seriously, I was just sad to see this BS. Foley, way past his prime, Flair way past his time, in a hardcore match? There were some sick bumps, and both men were bleeding like crazy, which was sick. I'm all for these guys in their prime, but this was NOT 2 men in the prime of their careers, this was two old men fighting in a battle for nothing. This was not a pretty sight, it was NOT a wrestling match as much as it was a complete and terrible brawl of sorts. The kid inside me was going nuts, but the adult, was just shaking his head. I am NOT a fan of seeing these guys kill each other, it just doesn't mean anything, especially with so many others on the roster that could be utilized here. Flair lost via 10 count? I don't know, this was stupid...this was completely stupid.

Orlando Jordan and Erik Young cut a weird promo...their a team now? I haven't seen them since Young threw a mannequin into the ring.

There's not enough coffee in the world to wake me up for this piece of garbage....

Orlando Jordan & Erik Young defeated Ink Inc

This match sucked. This match was just stupid. Erik Young was doing everything to ruin the match, he was stopping Orlando Jordan from cheating. This match sucked...Erik Young sucks. Orlando sucks....ugh...nevermind. Worst tag team match ever.

Wow...what a terrible idea....Shore aka Robbie E debuts...I can't believe this bs....this is seriously the worst idea in pro-wrestling.

There was a Battle Royal that resembled the Royal Rumble at the end of this impact, and it ran over time. It was STUPID! I do NOT watch reaction, and well....that was that. WHo won?

Um...let me see here...Moe. Moe wins.

I hate TNA.

TNA No Surrender 2010 Results and Review

TNA No Surrender 2010 Results

The Motor City Machine Guns defeated Generation Me
Douglas Williams defeated Sabu
Velvet Sky defeated Madison Rayne
Abyss defeated Rhino
Samoa Joe & Jeff Jarrett defeated Sting & Kevin Nash
Aj Styles defeated Tommy Dreamer in an I Quit Match
Jeff Hardy vs. Kurt Angle (NO CONTEST)
Ken Anderson defeated The Pope D'Angelo Dinero

TNA No Surrender 2010 Review

The PPV started with the arrivals of the wrestlers to the arena. Nothing crazy, just handy cam footage. I'm not sure why this is entertaining, but then again, I can't really say that TNA has a whole list of entertaining things, half of the time.

This is basically a telegraphed ppv, and year for TNA. Angle will eventually get the title and that's about it. That's it.

The Motor City Machine Guns defeated Generation Me

The opening match was set to stun, and it was definitely an interesting one, but I can't help but notice the lack of in ring psychology from the two teams involved. There were several instances where the Motor City Machine Guns hit 6 or 7 moves back to back to back and so forth on their opponents, and yet Generation Me was still rolling around fighting, and getting up. Do these move have NO impact? It just doesn't make sense to me. As for entertainment value, this match had a lot of great tag team moments, and featured a lot of back and forth action. This is a great opener, had a great deal of spots that just proved that there is need for a deeper tag division. Even with my complaints, this match delivered, and got the crowd into the night, and while I knew that the young bucks weren't winning, I was at least entertained, and well, I give TNA credit for actually giving tag teams a little more time. It's only a matter of time before Nash & Sting get the titles though...just saying.

The one thing I didn't like, is that the announcers kept talking about how it wasn't "Christian" of sorts for Generation Me to beat up the Motor City Machine Guns after the match. I'm sure many will cite that, and try to say that they are "not" being very christian like...which is why I never like to throw out my religion when discussing anything I professionally do. Heck, if I make a sandwich is it a "christian" sandwich? just sayin.

Douglas Williams defeated Sabu

I'm not sure if it was intentional, but Sabu and Williams were actually telling a story for a change. I was surprised at the in ring psychology in this match. Williams focused on rest holds and isolated Sabu's arm at first, and was trying to stop Sabu's high powered offense, and was having a hard time doing so. Sabu kept trying to add his "hardcore" style to the matches, but was thwarted by the ref or by Williams. I give Williams some credit, because he got a lot out of Sabu, and it wasn't just a spot fest. Sabu has slowed down a bit, but he still can put together some quality moments, without resorting to all weapons etc. That being said, this match was better than I thought, and really had a good balance of Sabu's hardcores style vs the more traditional mat wrestling style. I actually thought this one was good...even with a botch, and some blown spots. I'm not sure every wrestling fan will have the same view of the match that I did, but I loved it, that's for sure. Sabu was in some obvious pain, and dare I say...was "selling" and was actually "wrestling"?!?! This slower style really was complimented, and while some of the crowd was chanting "boring" and booing the action, I liked it a lot. I absolutely loved the table spot in this match, it was done with a serious "brain". Williams was placed on top of it, then looked up visibly to see where SABU was and Sabu flew through it, and that was that, the beginning of the end. Doug Williams distracted the ref and hit Sabu with the title belt to win. A 3 star match from these two? Wow...I was impressed for once.

Velvet Sky defeated Madison Rayne

This was probably one of the worst women's matches I've ever seen. There wasn't much saving grace here. While I think Madison Rayne has a pretty face, she can't wrestle, and this match was stupid. I hate the knockouts division now....they need more depth and Awesome Kong etc. Whatever. I hate the divas and the knockouts now. What a waste of ppv space.

Abyss defeated Rhino

I've already seen this match many times. I hate Abyss and I'm not a fan of Rhino. This match was terrible. I don't mind hardcore matches, but this one sucked, it was slow, it was dumb, and it just further proves that Abyss is a one trick pony and Rhino is past his prime. I was bored, you were bored...no one cares about these two idiots.

Oh and who's "THEY"? Who kidnapped Samoa Joe? Ugh...TNA, by mid point sucked the life out of this ppv.

Samoa Joe & Jeff Jarrett defeated Sting & Kevin Nash

This match was stupid. I'm tired of the old idiots. I'm sick of seeing Jarrett. Samoa JOe did the majority of the work in this match, but the old guys could barely bump to his offense. Sting is past his prime, it was very evident here. Double J used the bat to get the win, and that was that. This match sucked, and TNA turned an ok ppv into some of the worst wrestling since WCW 2000. Samoa Joe knocked out Sting with his submission move...whatever...NO ONE CARES ABOUT THESE GUYS!

WHO KIDNAPPED SAMOA JOE?!??!?! FIRE ALL THE TNA WRITERS! WAY TO RUIN A PPV TNA MAN I'M SO SICK OF THIS PIECE OF CRAP.

Aj Styles defeated Tommy Dreamer in an I Quit Match

Tommy Dreamer gets pummeled and beat down in this "I Quit Match". Aj STyles won by stabbing Dreamer in the eye with a fork. Yep. I kid you not. This was stupid...this match sucked. STyles barely broke a sweat, Dreamer looked as though he was carrying a keg through the whole match up. Man, this ppv had promise and just totally went down hill. Dreamer looked like he was crying, Styles is a shell of his former self...this sucked. You don't want to see this trash.

Man, I wish I could hang out with Christy Hemme...and her huge forehead.

Angle's telegraphed wins are start to tire me so much.

Jeff Hardy vs. Kurt Angle (NO CONTEST)

Jeff Hardy and Kurt Angle were trying to put on a clinic, and I didn't hate it. I thought that they worked their asses off in this match, however, I've already seen both of these guys go to war with differeng people and each other and I'm not really that surprised. I wasn't really into the match, and I kept thinking, ok, Angle is going to win soon etc etc. The match went to the time limit with a draw, and Bischoff declared over time...TWICE! After a long drawn out battle, and two restarts, I finally started to get into this match, and thought that the two might be able to capture my imagination, evne for a second. Angle was busted wide open after hitting the steel steps, and that became a factor in the over time. The time limit once again expired, and Hardy & Angle were still trying to go...buuuuut.....Angle was "bleeding" too much and Bischoff was in the ring and trying to give Hardy some time to recover.

After a long pause, and I do mean long...Bischoff got on the mic and said that the match was a NO CONTEST...so lame...so lame. There were a LOT of spots here, lots of impact moves, lots of reversals, lots of kick outs, 5 years ago this match would've been 4 stars. I liked it enough, but it just didn't hold my attention nearly as much as TNA would have liked me to enjoy it. I don't care about fat ass jeff hardy and past his prime angle...i just don't.

Ken Anderson defeated The Pope D'Angelo Dinero

This match, might have been the longest match I've seen Ken Anderson in since leaving WWE. The Pope was carrying a good amount of this match up, and Kennedy was looking a big more Flabby then he usually does. Dinero was favoring his left shoulder for a good portion of this match as Anderson had been focusing on that in many ways. Despite these two trying really hard, the match just dragged on at a few points. Even the crowd as over this ppv as they were silent through most of the two's offense. I haven't seen or heard a "deader" crowd in my life during parts of this match up. There were some major botches here, and after The MIC check was blocked a bunch, and then kicked out of, this match was just looking to be a parody of a good wrestling match. I was ready to throw in the towel on this ppv at around 2 hours and 45 minutes, and didn't see how they could've saved the match, even with The Pope's third come back. After THREE MIC Checks throughout the match, Ken Anderson advanced...which is surprising to me.

Oh and didn't The Pope have a title shot due him? Whatever...I'm sick of this crap.

This match shouldn't have been the main event, it sucked. Ken Anderson was barely sweating, he phoned it in, Pope carried him for a good amount of the match, and I was just tired...I'm sick of this crap.

No Surrender started of good, but after the second match, this thing cooled to ice...what a terrible PPV. This is a high candidate for the worst ppv I've seen all year...yeah, worst ppv all year! I'm so sick of this promotion...such a lousy ppv. NO ONE HAD BETTER HAVE LIKED THIS...WHAT A TERRIBLE NIGHT OF WRESTLING! LOUSY! LOUSY LOUSY! FIRE ALL THE TNA WRITERS!

I'd rather have no alternatives than to keep watching this piece of crap wrestling promotion. WCW 2001 was better...yeah, I said it.

TNA Impact 6/24/10 Results

Without cable I've been trying to stream the shows or find a suitable download, but this week I couldn't stream the show because my internet was down from 6 pm to 3 am this morning.

I searched high and low and couldn't find either Superstars, Smackdown (Australian version) or Impact. So instead of writing lengthy reviews, here's the results.

From what I can see, I didn't miss much.

TNA Impact 6/24/10 Results

TNA Impact opened with Hulk Hogan announcing Fatal Fourway match for the TNA World Title at Victory Road. It'll be champion Rob Van Dam against Jeff Hardy, Mr. Anderson, and Abyss.

Why in the world is Abyss getting a title shot? It's beyond me. That dude sucks, face it.

Velvet Sky defeated Angelina Love by disqualification
Jay Lethal defeated Kazarian n.
Kurt Angle defeated Desmond Wolfe
The Doug Williams vs. Brian Kendrick
Beer Money (Robert Roode and James Storm) defeated Ink, Inc. (Shannon Moore and Jesse Neal)
Abyss defeated Mr. Anderson in a Falls Count Anywhere Match

Tna Impact 7/9/09 Results and Review More Mafia Crap With Foley

Tna Impact 7/9/09 Results

Homicide defeated Doug Williams in a ladder match
Beer Money defeated The Motor City Machine Guns
Tara defeated Angelina Love in a Knockout Championship Match
Tara defeated Velvet Sky
Christopher Daniels & Aj Styles defeated Matt Morgan & Kevin Nash
Kurt Angle defeated Mick Foley and Jeff Jarrett w/ special guest referee Eric Young

Tna Impact 7/9/09 Review

The first thing to happen was Foley came out to talk. Foley does so much talking for no apparent reason. Mike Tenay also NEVER SHUTS UP! He talks way too much, for no apparent reason. Double J came out and the two argued about winning the titles, and what not. They set up a three way dance for the next ppv, but I wasn’t paying attention, sorry. I was tired.

Homicide defeated Doug Williams in a ladder match

Homicide returns here and he started the match fast. He was hitting all sorts of great moves. Monkey flip, shoulder block, and then threw a ladder into the ring right away. Williams was taking a lot of punishment, but evened the score with a shoulder block off the middle rope onto Homicide, who was climbing the ladder. The ladder turned into a weapon in this match up, as Homicide got really close and personal with it. Team 3-D helped contain Doug Williams, Homicide climbed the ladder and got his case back.

This match was ruined because of the ending. It was a cluster as usual. Lame. I used to like ladder matches too, but this one was terrible.

Suicide was interviewed…kind of. It was stupid. Suicide just sat there like an idiot. Then he had some voice modification and sounded like The Undertaker. I tell you now, this interview segment SUCKED TNA should stick to wrestling. Suicide sucks, Mike Tenay sucks, and you know what? Screw this crap! I went to the bathroom.

Sting and Samoa Joe argued back and forth. Sting was pissed, he said he was going to beat up Sting, but not tonight.

Beer Money defeated The Motor City Machine Guns

Booker T was talking jive on the headsets and it was ridiculous. It really made me kind of upset cause I had no idea what he was saying. He was really just rambling, and if you watched this show, you know what I mean. The match started out with Storm and Sabin fighting, it eventually ended up on the floor, and things were turning into the Guns favor with sweet offense. The match came through with some good moments, but before it really got over, Beer Money won with some great teamwork. Not a terrible match, not a good match, but Beer Money as always did a great job.

Tara defeated Velvet Sky

Tara put on a clinic of how women wrestlers should be. She really knows what she is doing, and while I don’t like the tarantula angle, I still think she’s one of the better women wrestlers in pro-wrestling right now. She hit the Widows Peak and it was over, a good overall womens match up, and I liked how this wasn’t a “divas” match. This was cool.

Tara defeated Angelina Love in a Knockout Championship Match

After the previous match up, Tara convinced Angelina Love to wrestle her for the title. Angelina Love agreed and they fought in this match up. Tara got a couple of near falls before Angelina Love ran to the outside and tried to get counted out. She eventually headed back into the ring, but Madison Rayne got in the mix. Angelina Love managed to kick out of most of Tara’s offense, and went for the Widow’s Peak twice and finally got the pin! Tara is your NEW TNA Knockout’s Champion!

Abyss was going to kill Stevie Richards backstage. Whatever. This character is stale.

Christopher Daniels & Aj Styles defeated Matt Morgan & Kevin Nash

Matt Morgan started this match up against Christopher Daniels, and was definitely looking like the lesser of the two wrestlers. Daniels was unloading a dump truck of offense, alongside Aj Styles the two were fighting through the big guy, but weren’t able to capitalize completely. The two smaller guys really worked over the bigger men, and ended up taking them out with a sweet victory. Aj and Daniels make a great team of high flying energy.

Post match Morgan and Nash beat up Daniels and Styles. Morgan put Daniels knee & ankle in a chair, and tried to injure it. Aj ran in but couldn’t save Daniels.

Kurt Angle defeated Mick Foley and Jeff Jarrett w/ special guest referee Eric Young

Kurt Angle looked specifically leaner than usual. He has lost significant weight and is starting to looked seriously ripped. Foley and Jarrett began this match working together, and being friends against Angle. Angle was taking serious hits from the two faces, including a nice delayed Suplex. The Stroke was nailed into the steal steps, and Double J looked poised to win this thing. But we went to commercial…as is the custom with these longer matches in wrestling. Jarrett and Angle were the final two for a good portion of the match, but by the time Jarrett got this thing in the bag, Eric Young gave the slowest count of all time! Double J was still getting his hits in and brought in his guitar to use! Young warned him that he would disqualify him, and ran right into Foley’s mandible claw, but an Angle Slam broke that up! Double J went for the Figure Four! Foley then broke it up via an elbow. Angle then gave the Ankle Lock onto Foley, and Eric Young gave the match to Kurt Angle, even though Foley DID NOT TAP OUT!

Eric Young, the idiot, gave the match to Angle for no apparent reason. He then got beat down by Double J and Foley, and deserved it.

Overall TNA wasn’t great, but it was ok. I didn’t hate it all, but I did hate certain aspects of it.

***NOTE****

My parents in-law are coming to town. So that means no wrestling tomorrow night. I won’t have a review for you guys for Smackdown yet again. However, I’ll be back for a FULL week of wrestling next week.

In the mean time, please purchase something via amazon. Thanks for understanding.

Tna Impact 7/2/09 Results and Review More Poop From TNA

TNA Impact 7/2/09 Results

Amazing Red defeated Cody Deaner
Eric Young defeated Rhino
Awesome Kong & Tara defeated Velvet Sky & Angelina Love
Booker T & Scott Steiner defeated Team 3-D
Kurt Angle & Samoa Joe defeated Jeff Jarrett & Aj Styles

TNA Impact 7/2/09 Review

Kurt Angle comes out and starts talking about Mick Foley, and calls him out. I like Kurt Angle’s new look, it makes him look more evil. Foley stepped out and confronted Kurt Angle. Scot Steiner beat up Foley’s security with a Lead Pipe, ending their storyline; hopefully. Foley punched Angle, then got a beat down from the Main Event Mafia. Afterwards Jeff Jarrett ran down to save Foley!

Double J then hit Foley in the head with a guitar, and walked away.

We got into an interview with Kevin Nash…lame. This segment sucks.

Amazing Red defeated Cody Deaner

Amazing Red is one of my favorite guys to return to TNA, he’s got the fastest execution I’ve seen in pro wrestling in a long time. The twisting dive was impressive, picture perfect, nice landing, and wow…impressive. Somehow Cody Deaner got Red in a compromised position and was actually winning for a good part. Deaner went to the top rope and went flying! He went for the Swan dive headbutt, but Amazing red hit a sweet Red Eye (second rope launch DDT). Tna’s Amazing Red deserves a title shot!

Eric Young defeated Rhino

Rhino ran into the ring and started blasting Young with lefts and rights. Eric Young was taking a beating early into the match up. This match was fast and not that good. Young didn’t get too much offense in, but eventually pinned Rhino, which was out of the blue via a head butt and sneaky pin. This was a terrible finish.

Awesome Kong & Tara defeated Velvet Sky & Angelina Love

Tara, at least to me, had a limp on her way down to the ring. The match was not half bad, The beautiful people had full control of this one. With quick tags and legitimate punishment, they really played up the heel tag team, without compromising their skill set. Awesome Kong got involved and hit a picture perfect Implant Buster and it was awesome! She gets the pin, and I was pleased.

Booker T & Scott Steiner defeated Team 3-D

Team 3-D had the edge early on, and I liked it. They seemed to have a second wind and really looked like that old Team 3-D even if it was short lived. However, as the match carried on it was Steiner and Booker that were looking like the well oiled machine not Team 3-D. Booker was fast and fresh, but Devon had a few shots to make things turn around as he was setting up a huge hot tag! Bubba Ray Dudley was working a little light at first, but things got better as he cleaned house including a nice Bubba Bomb on Scott Steiner. Booker T though, got the book end but couldn’t get the three count. Sheik Abdul Bashir and Kiyoshi came to the announce table and started a fight with Beer Money who were doing commentary. Meanehile, Team 3-D hit 3-D on Booker T! Sharmel jumped in and distracted the referee! Scott Steiner got in and was immediately hit with a headbutt to the groin! Out ran Brutus Magnus came down and did the slowest run in wrestling history costing Team 3D the match.

Jethro Holliday vs. Jay “Black Machismo” Lethal

This match never really got started as Abyss beat up Lethal and then ran down to ringside to beat up Jethro Holliday! That’s about it, Abyss beat him up and went away.

Kurt Angle & Samoa Joe defeated Jeff Jarrett & Aj Styles

This match was going back and forth with neither team truly getting over on the other. Styles and Jarrett worked well together, and Joe & Angle were taking some heavy shots here and there. We had a commercial break and upon return Samoa Joe had this match well taken care of. Aj got a double ddt on Angle and Joe, which proved to be somewhat of an equalizer. Styles hit a huge Pele’ on Joe, and hit Double J for the hot tag and he was like a house on fire, hitting Angle with everything he had, but it was a short second wind. Double J reversed the Angle Slam into a ddt, and things looked bad for the Main Event Mafia. Joe got hit by Aj Styles but hit the ref too! Double J hit The Stroke from the middle rope, but the ref was out cold! Angle got the Ankle Lock onto Jarrett, and right in the middle of the ring! Jarrett passed out with the Ankle Lock strapped in, and he went limp from pain. Kurt Angle wins via death? Hahah…you know what I mean.

Just a heads up, I'll be gone tomorrow, so no smackdown review...but i'll be back monday or tuesday with a full Raw review.