Tuesday, July 13, 2010

WWE Monday Night Raw 7/12/10 Results and Review

WWE Monday Night Raw 7/12/10 Results

Alicia Fox defeated Gail Kim
The Usos defeated The Hart Dynasty
Mark Henry vs The Miz
Edge defeated Randy Orton
Santino, Goldust, Kozlov, and the Great Khali defeated Zack Ryder, William Regal, and DOINK THE CLOWN, Primo
The Nexus defeated John Cena

WWE Monday Night Raw 7/12/10 Review

The only thing that I cared about in the WWE offering of Raw is to NOT see another Super Cena match.

I don't know how adults felt when I was a kid and was cheering Randy Macho Man Savage, The British Bulldogs, The Killer Bees, The Hart Foundation, Andrew the Giant, Rowdy Piper and others. But I do know what I feel about John Cena kid fans, they're idiots. John Cena sucks. Come on, you know it, I know it, and everyone knows it, the latest incarnation of John Cena sucks. Cena cut a lame promo and I was too tired to write a full recap.

The Nexus guys came out to the ramp. Wade Barrett said that the Nexus will wait for later to beat up Cena.

Alicia Fox defeated Gail Kim

Alicia Fox is one of the worst diva's in a long time. Eve on the mic sucks too. Gail Kim is unfortunately the shining light of the division, but hasn't been allowed to prove it on the main shows as of late. This match had a few impact moves from Kim, and she strung together a few hits. The Scissors kick from Alicia Fox looks sick...not in a good way. This match sucked. I'm so sick of the divas.

The Usos defeated The Hart Dynasty

This is stupid. Why would they give this match away, when it's already book at the ppv? This match was ok at best, it was fast and showcased that the USOS are a serious threat. They of course, won the match after a big splash. It was just too easy for the USOS here. They'll most likely not win at the ppv.

Backstage Yoshi Tatsu got beat up by Nexus.

Ted Dibiase came out to the ring and cut a promo with Maryse about winning the Money in the Bank ladder match. That prompted John Morrison to come out. Morrison got beat up by Dibiase, but then the tables turned and Morrison looked poised to once again Miss his finisher, and if it wasn't for Maryse things might have been worse, she pulled Ted out of harms way.

The most intriguing thing about the Florence Henderson sketch with Santino was that there was a random Pepperoni Pizza in the background.

Edge defeated Randy Orton

Orton and Edge already fought this match on ppv, and this time around it was a replica of their previous match. I liked it for what it was, but I didn't really care for the feud, if they are still feuding. Edge seemed to have the upper hand towards the end of the match, and while Orton was looking threatening, I wasn't really convinced that he could take out the Rated R superstar tonight. The counters towards the end was a nice way to get the crowd into it, and for all intents and purposes this match was better than their last ppv match, especially since Orton didn't dislocate his shoulder this time around. Edge won with a little help from Chris Jericho in a nice Raw match, which is a great change of pace for the WWE.

Post match Jericho hit the Code Breaker on Edge.

Orton than hit the RKO on Jericho, and that prompted Evan Bourne to come out.

What happened next is the BEST MOVE EVER!

Evan Bourne went for Airbourne but was hit with the RKO! Airbourne into RKO! If you missed it, you missed it! AIRBOURNE INTO THE RKO! AMAZING!!! SICK!!!! BEST MOVE OF 2010! HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP! Perfect TIMING! AMAZING AMAZING AMAZING! I KID YOU NOT! RKO RKO RKO! I was going nuts.


Nexus beat up John Morrison after he walked into a Skip Sheffield promo. Morrison sucks, I'm glad he got beat down. Screw Morrison.

The Miz cut a promo and said that he would win the Money in the Bank Ladder match. He then had a match with the World's Strongest Man, Mark Henry.

Mark Henry vs The Miz

This match was not very good, aside from The Miz utilizing weapons to knockout and beat up Mark Henry. Henry went head first into the General Manager's stand and was knocked out cold. I assume the match ended in a double countout? I don't know, I hate no finish endings.

Santino, Goldust, Kozlov, and the Great Khali defeated Zack Ryder, William Regal, and DOINK THE CLOWN, Primo

I kid you not folks, Doink the Clown was part of this match. The beginning saw Santino loading up the Cobra and it actually worked! He hit Regal with the Cobra! THE COBRA! Doink tagged in and this match turned into a Khali beat down as he beat up Doink! Doink took a huge chop to the head from Khali and this thing was over.

Evan Bourne got beat up by Nexus.

Sheamus walked up on Evan Bourne and laughed in his face. Then he came face to face with the Nexus crew. Sheamus ran off and was looking for Cena, and that was that.

The Nexus defeated John Cena

This match featured SUPER CENA for the majority of the match. It was funny to see him hit every power move he could on several members of the Nexus. Nexus wasn't getting the upper hand for the most part until Heath Slater hit Cena from behind and I was marking out. I'm sick of Cena, they should injure him and write him off the show. Just Gabriel got the pinfall victory after the 450 Splash.

A fallen Cena had the Nexus standing over him and it was awesome, finally the end of SUPER CENA, Screw CENA! He sucks! YES YES YES!

Post match, Cena sucker punched Wade then ran for a chair and cleared the ring. What a coward. Cena had blood falling down his face, and the Nexus got on the ring.

Sheamus ran down with a chair and helped John Cena! WTF?!?!? WHY?

Sheamus sucks too...and that's how the show ended with Nexus running away and Cena & Sheamus friends? Whatever.

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