The sites that I usually utilize to get the TNA program DID NOT HAVE any updates this morning. So that means you get results instead of of a review. I hate when this happens, especially since i PAID for one of the sites, what a load of BS.
I guess if reviews stop on the site, I'll at least post Results.
Mickie James, Velvet Sky, and Angelina Love defeated Madison Rayne, Tara, and Sarita in six-woman elimination tag match when Love was the soul survivor
Max Buck defeated Amazing Red and Chris Sabin
Mr. Anderson defeated Matt Hardy
James Storm, Robert Roode, Kazarian, Rob Terry, Gunner, Murphy, and Jeff Jarrett defeated Kurt Angle and Crimson in a handicap match
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Friday, January 28, 2011
Saturday, January 22, 2011
TNA Impact 1/20/11 Results and Review
TNA Impact started with one of the best highlight videos they've ever created. The saga of Jeff Jarrett and Kurt Angle is a wonderful video full of great pro-wrestling writing, and if TNA could somehow make it pay off, that'd be great. However, I highly doubt they can, as they do not have a good track record of doing so.
The show opened up with Kurt Angle talking to some fat dude telling some random dude to play his music....oh man, terrible. We start the show with Kurt Angle coming to the ring....they better figure something out or else I'm going to sleep.
Eric Bischoffs music hit and out came a lot of police officers and they calmly escorted Kurt Angle out of the arena. Yep, what appeared to be real police, got Angle arrested.
QUite possibly the worst thing in women's professional wrestling is the TNA Knockouts division. It's seriouslly the worst thing I've ever seen. This match was terrible, Mickie James won with a roll up on Madison Rayne, and that was it. This match, I can not say enough about, in terms of how bad it was. Very little wrestling, very little to talk about, I can't believe this is part of the show, especially since in years past I've seen the women of TNA make some great matches last a long time, and great feuds make me think that there was hope in pro-wrestling.
Mickie James defeated Madison Rayne, Sarita, and some other chick, I forget.
Matt Morgan and Rob Terry squared off next and it was a short match with Rob Terry getting completely buried. Terry was once part of a good feud with Orlando Jordan, that was cut short and then never revisited. Morgan was just in the title match, and now? He's getting the win over Terry with relative ease. The Carbon Footprint hit Terry square in the head and this match was over. One of the worst matches I've seen on Impact in a long time.
Matt Morgan defeated Rob Terry
After them match the worst wrestlers in the world Abyss tried to beat up Morgan only to get dropped with a discus clothesline. Terry got up and he was hit with a sidewalk slam. I don't care, you don't care, Matt Morgan still sucks.
The X-Division title match was ok at best. I know that these two can put together a good overall match, but given the short time, this match wasn't all that great. There were some good spots, and Jay Lethal seemed to be out of sorts here. Kaz would get the win with, you guessed it, a roll up. I remember when the title meant something, now it's just a throwaway match in the middle of a boring show.
Kaz defeated Jay Lethal
Jarrett and Karen were in the ring and they prompted Kurt Angle to come to the ring, and Jarrett beat him up and that was that. I hope Angle gets some revenge...because this is getting tiring, and I guess that's the point.
Dreamer still has a job? Tommy Dreamer was looking tired, and hurt. Jeff Hardy easily steam rolled through Tommy and that was that. He hit his moves, and pinned the former ECW champion.
Jeff Hardy defeated Tommy Dreamer
Beer Money had an interesting match with RVD & Ken Anderson, and it wasn't terrible. It wasn't an amazing match, but it had some nice pacing, and given a good amount of time. The match really got interesting when Jeff Hardy tried to interfere, prompting Matt Hardy to run in and hit the Twist of Hate and join Immortal. Matt Hardy is fat. The match was over fast, and well, Beer Money wins again.
Beer Money defeated RVD & Ken Anderson
Bully Ray beat up Devon, and that was that.
Kurt Angle came to the ring and was beat up by Immortal. The end of the show was Kurt Angle getting completely killed, that was that. I don't know what's going on, but this is so stupid.
Abyss came out and he had Janice stuck to his back.
Out of the dust came out none other than, Grimson or something? He said "THEY'RE Coming" and that was that. What a terrible night of wrestling, what a terrible story line. They're coming? Again? Lame.
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The show opened up with Kurt Angle talking to some fat dude telling some random dude to play his music....oh man, terrible. We start the show with Kurt Angle coming to the ring....they better figure something out or else I'm going to sleep.
Eric Bischoffs music hit and out came a lot of police officers and they calmly escorted Kurt Angle out of the arena. Yep, what appeared to be real police, got Angle arrested.
QUite possibly the worst thing in women's professional wrestling is the TNA Knockouts division. It's seriouslly the worst thing I've ever seen. This match was terrible, Mickie James won with a roll up on Madison Rayne, and that was it. This match, I can not say enough about, in terms of how bad it was. Very little wrestling, very little to talk about, I can't believe this is part of the show, especially since in years past I've seen the women of TNA make some great matches last a long time, and great feuds make me think that there was hope in pro-wrestling.
Mickie James defeated Madison Rayne, Sarita, and some other chick, I forget.
Matt Morgan and Rob Terry squared off next and it was a short match with Rob Terry getting completely buried. Terry was once part of a good feud with Orlando Jordan, that was cut short and then never revisited. Morgan was just in the title match, and now? He's getting the win over Terry with relative ease. The Carbon Footprint hit Terry square in the head and this match was over. One of the worst matches I've seen on Impact in a long time.
Matt Morgan defeated Rob Terry
After them match the worst wrestlers in the world Abyss tried to beat up Morgan only to get dropped with a discus clothesline. Terry got up and he was hit with a sidewalk slam. I don't care, you don't care, Matt Morgan still sucks.
The X-Division title match was ok at best. I know that these two can put together a good overall match, but given the short time, this match wasn't all that great. There were some good spots, and Jay Lethal seemed to be out of sorts here. Kaz would get the win with, you guessed it, a roll up. I remember when the title meant something, now it's just a throwaway match in the middle of a boring show.
Kaz defeated Jay Lethal
Jarrett and Karen were in the ring and they prompted Kurt Angle to come to the ring, and Jarrett beat him up and that was that. I hope Angle gets some revenge...because this is getting tiring, and I guess that's the point.
Dreamer still has a job? Tommy Dreamer was looking tired, and hurt. Jeff Hardy easily steam rolled through Tommy and that was that. He hit his moves, and pinned the former ECW champion.
Jeff Hardy defeated Tommy Dreamer
Beer Money had an interesting match with RVD & Ken Anderson, and it wasn't terrible. It wasn't an amazing match, but it had some nice pacing, and given a good amount of time. The match really got interesting when Jeff Hardy tried to interfere, prompting Matt Hardy to run in and hit the Twist of Hate and join Immortal. Matt Hardy is fat. The match was over fast, and well, Beer Money wins again.
Beer Money defeated RVD & Ken Anderson
Bully Ray beat up Devon, and that was that.
Kurt Angle came to the ring and was beat up by Immortal. The end of the show was Kurt Angle getting completely killed, that was that. I don't know what's going on, but this is so stupid.
Abyss came out and he had Janice stuck to his back.
Out of the dust came out none other than, Grimson or something? He said "THEY'RE Coming" and that was that. What a terrible night of wrestling, what a terrible story line. They're coming? Again? Lame.
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Friday, January 7, 2011
TNA Impact 1/6/11 Results and Review
TNA Impact 1/6/11 Results
Doug Williams vs Rob Terry (No Contest)
The Motor City Machine Guns defeated Aj Styles and Kaz
Sarita & Madison Rayne defeated Mickie James & Velvet Skye
Jay Lethal defeated Abyss via dq
Jeff Jarrett defeated RVD in a no dq match
TNA Impact 1/6/11 Review
The night opened up with Immortal or Fortune or whoever it is, and Bischoff talked about how they are going to do things right or something, I don't know, I didn't care.
All the champions were called out and they all started brawling. Out came RVD and he started to take everyone out.
Jarrett did his mma challenge beat up some kid, and then was run out of the ring by Kurt Angle. This thing has gone on too long, I'm so sick of this bs.
The Motor City Machine Guns defeated Aj Styles and Kaz
This match wasn't given nearly enough time, but it had a few good high spots and random moves. The Machine Guns were able to win this match up after a few good quality moves, but overall, it wasn't all that great. These four could put on a 4 star classic, but instead, they seriously just bored me.
Post match, Beer Money beat them up.
The Pope came out and cut a promo. Samoa Joe's hoodie is from Old Navy! I know cause I have one! Woo! The Pope is heel now? I guess. Joe is back...did Pope kidnap Samoa Joe? I don't know.
Sarita & Madison Rayne defeated Mickie James & Vevlet Skye
Another boring Knockouts match. I'm so sick of this bs too. Another terrible match with no major offense, nothing worth checking out, this was lame.
Doug Williams vs Rob Terry (No Contest)
THis was stupid. The match barely got under way and out came Aj Styles to beat up Doug Williams. They were trying to break Williams arm. I guess this will come to fruition at the ppv? I don't know.
Jay Lethal defeated Abyss via dq
This was going well but then Abyss got himself disqualified and this was the end. Lethal barely got offense in, and after the match Kaz came in and beat him up.
Jeff Jarrett defeated RVD in a no dq match
Another boring match. Stupid stupid match with Double J winning after he got help from Jeff Hardy.
post match out ran Matt Morgan, or as Scott Steiner calls him Mike Morgan.
This Impact sucked, I'm so sick of TNA, they are starting the new year with just as bad of wrestling ever. Ugh...So tired of this BS.
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Friday, December 31, 2010
TNA Impact 12/30/10 Results and Review
TNA Impact 12/30/10 Results
Robert Roode defeated Chris Sabin
Rob Van Dam defeated Robbie E
Sarita defeated Velvet Sky in a Leather Strap Match
Jeff Jarrett vs Amazing Red's Brother
Aj Styles & Rob Terry defeated Magnus & Douglas Williams
Matt Morgan & Devon defeated Ken Anderson & Bubba Ray
TNA Impact 12/30/10 Review
The last impact of 2010, and I was very tired this morning. I haven't made any sales on this site from amazon, I still have no job, and earlier this morning the only video of Superstars had an AWA track on it, so that's why there's no review for Superstars this week.
Here are my thoughts of TNA.
TNA had Foley chants piped in with this entrance music, it sounded so fake.
Mick Foley and Anderson got in the ring and started talking, I didn't care. Matt Morgan came out and he got involved too. The whole point of this was to further set up the match between Anderson and Matt Morgan. Of course, Anderson's concussion.
Robert Roode defeated Chris Sabin
This match wasn't half bad. It featured a lot of back and forth wrestling, and lots of spots where Sabin looked far better than Roode. I couldn't believe how good Roode reacted to a great deal of the offense from Sabin. Sabin tried to go to the top too many times, because Roode was able to catch him and deliver a nice spine buster and picked up the win. This was probably the best match I've seen on TNA in a long time.
The backstage segments with Orlando Jordan and Erik Young sucks. Shark boy showed up and it was funny.
Rob Van Dam defeated Robbie E
Not a good match here, and Rob Van dam looked winded early. Robbie E was buried here. It wasn't a very good match. You could imagine what happened here, RVD's move set isn't very big and Robbie E is just hanging on by a thread since losing the x-division title.
Post match, Jeff Hardy got on the screen and said RVD had to pass a test at Genesis. They didn't reveal who the opponent was, but if RVD won, he'd get a shot at Jeff Hardy.
Sarita defeated Velvet Sky in a Leather Strap Match
This was just weird. This leather strap match had some interesting points, but it wasn't a great wrestling match up. A lot of points looked like it legit hurt. This match had very little wrestling, it was just a brawl until Sarita won by hitting the 4th corner. The concept is ok, but in action it was just boring.
Jeff Jarrett vs Amazing Red's Brother
Amazin Red's supposed brother came out for the Double J challenge. It ended with Amazing Red smashing a guitar. This was stupid...I hate Jarrett, so maybe he's doing his job well.
Aj Styles & Rob Terry defeated Magnus & Douglas Williams
This match was boring to me. However, the ending was awesome. Aj Styles put Magnus through the Rolling Chaos Theory finisher and I was marking out huge. That was the best part of this match up. HOpefullly Aj loses at Genesis, cause i can't stand his gimmick.
Madison Rayne came to the ring in an evening gown. Mickie James came down and beat her up than stripped her of her dress. Yep. Hardcore Country! I don't care about these women.
Matt Morgan & Devon defeated Ken Anderson & Bubba Ray
This match wasn't that great either. There was some nice back and forth action. Ray and Bubba didn't fight much as Bubba kept running from Devon. Anderson and Morgan work well together. The ending was interesting, Matt Morgan tried to clobber Devon, I think, I don't know, but he ended up hitting Anderson in the back of the head, nearly knocking out Anderson.
Matt Morgan apparently had a heel swerve here? I don't know, it seemed weird. We'll see what will happen sooner than later.
The show was convoluted, there were a lot of things pushed forward here, but no sign of the x-division, and not a lot of great wrestling. It was better than most weeks of Impact, but not nearly as good as WWE's Raw this week.
Robert Roode defeated Chris Sabin
Rob Van Dam defeated Robbie E
Sarita defeated Velvet Sky in a Leather Strap Match
Jeff Jarrett vs Amazing Red's Brother
Aj Styles & Rob Terry defeated Magnus & Douglas Williams
Matt Morgan & Devon defeated Ken Anderson & Bubba Ray
TNA Impact 12/30/10 Review
The last impact of 2010, and I was very tired this morning. I haven't made any sales on this site from amazon, I still have no job, and earlier this morning the only video of Superstars had an AWA track on it, so that's why there's no review for Superstars this week.
Here are my thoughts of TNA.
TNA had Foley chants piped in with this entrance music, it sounded so fake.
Mick Foley and Anderson got in the ring and started talking, I didn't care. Matt Morgan came out and he got involved too. The whole point of this was to further set up the match between Anderson and Matt Morgan. Of course, Anderson's concussion.
Robert Roode defeated Chris Sabin
This match wasn't half bad. It featured a lot of back and forth wrestling, and lots of spots where Sabin looked far better than Roode. I couldn't believe how good Roode reacted to a great deal of the offense from Sabin. Sabin tried to go to the top too many times, because Roode was able to catch him and deliver a nice spine buster and picked up the win. This was probably the best match I've seen on TNA in a long time.
The backstage segments with Orlando Jordan and Erik Young sucks. Shark boy showed up and it was funny.
Rob Van Dam defeated Robbie E
Not a good match here, and Rob Van dam looked winded early. Robbie E was buried here. It wasn't a very good match. You could imagine what happened here, RVD's move set isn't very big and Robbie E is just hanging on by a thread since losing the x-division title.
Post match, Jeff Hardy got on the screen and said RVD had to pass a test at Genesis. They didn't reveal who the opponent was, but if RVD won, he'd get a shot at Jeff Hardy.
Sarita defeated Velvet Sky in a Leather Strap Match
This was just weird. This leather strap match had some interesting points, but it wasn't a great wrestling match up. A lot of points looked like it legit hurt. This match had very little wrestling, it was just a brawl until Sarita won by hitting the 4th corner. The concept is ok, but in action it was just boring.
Jeff Jarrett vs Amazing Red's Brother
Amazin Red's supposed brother came out for the Double J challenge. It ended with Amazing Red smashing a guitar. This was stupid...I hate Jarrett, so maybe he's doing his job well.
Aj Styles & Rob Terry defeated Magnus & Douglas Williams
This match was boring to me. However, the ending was awesome. Aj Styles put Magnus through the Rolling Chaos Theory finisher and I was marking out huge. That was the best part of this match up. HOpefullly Aj loses at Genesis, cause i can't stand his gimmick.
Madison Rayne came to the ring in an evening gown. Mickie James came down and beat her up than stripped her of her dress. Yep. Hardcore Country! I don't care about these women.
Matt Morgan & Devon defeated Ken Anderson & Bubba Ray
This match wasn't that great either. There was some nice back and forth action. Ray and Bubba didn't fight much as Bubba kept running from Devon. Anderson and Morgan work well together. The ending was interesting, Matt Morgan tried to clobber Devon, I think, I don't know, but he ended up hitting Anderson in the back of the head, nearly knocking out Anderson.
Matt Morgan apparently had a heel swerve here? I don't know, it seemed weird. We'll see what will happen sooner than later.
The show was convoluted, there were a lot of things pushed forward here, but no sign of the x-division, and not a lot of great wrestling. It was better than most weeks of Impact, but not nearly as good as WWE's Raw this week.
Friday, December 17, 2010
TNA Impact 12/16/10 Results and Review
TNA Impact 12/16/10 Results
Jay Lethal defeated Robbie E to win the X-Division Title
Erik Young & Orlando Jordan defeated Generation Me
Tara & Madison Rayne defeated Mickie James & Miss Testmaker
RVD defeated Rob Terry
Bubba Ray Dudley defeated Amazing Red
Jeff Hardy & Kaz defeated Ken Anderson & Matt Morgan
TNA Impact 12/16/10 Review
Matt Morgan and Ken Anderson had some altercation...it was stupid. Jeff Hardy came out and cut a stupid promo and he sounded like he was on drugs. He kept rambling or something, I don't know, I was just tired, and sleepy, so I went to make a sandwich. I later came back and the 3 idiots were still having their opening, and that was that.
The first match on card was none other than the X Division title match.
Jay Lethal defeated Robbie E to win the X-Division Title
Despite Robbie E being a heel, the announcers were positive on him for some weird reason. It was stupid to have the commentators high on Robbie E one minute, and then immediately goes into stupidity.
The match started and Cookie was interfering from the start, but out ran Christy Hemme and handcuffed herself to Cookie! Yep! So now the match would just be the two wrestlers and not the manager and the wrestler, which is a great thing. Lethal's combinations and elbow drop from the top rope was great, even if RObbie kicked out. Robbie took to the top rope at one point and was caught by Lethal and he hit a very very nice superplex. This match was actually starting to gain steam and for once in recent times, I loved it. Cookie tried to hand some spray into the ring, but Hemme stopped her, and Lethal hit the Lethal Injection and Robbie E loses the belt to Lethal! Not a four star classic, but one of the best matches I've seen in a long time. Letal and Hemme look cute together, and dare I say, Hemme is hot.
There was a great deal of backstage segments between matches. There was some interview segments, some interesting different points of interest, nothing too fascinating, and then Douglas Williams got beat up by Aj Styles in the women's locker room. It looked bad. Williams was knocked out cold, and he eventually left. Erik Young and Orlando Jordan did a bunch of weird segments too, it was gross.
Erik Young & Orlando Jordan defeated Generation Me
Any momentum that Tna Impact had going into this tag team match up, was lost when this match happened. This match was lopsided and was terrible. Orlando Jordan won the match with a submission and he was dressed up as a hooters girl, I kid you not. Generation Me is buried here, and just jobbed out for no apparent reason. It was terrible.
Tara & Madison Rayne defeated Mickie James & Miss Testmaker
This was a terrible match, but it had an interesting continuation of the Tara and Mickie feud. Mickie James was knocked out cold, and eventually lost the match. It was terrible.
Rob Terry is back, and he said screw you to Kaz. It was interesting, as they might be able to build up into a feud.
Bubba Ray Dudley defeated Amazing Red
Amazing Red was completely buried here, or not completely. Red was able to get in a little bit of offense, but he's being wasted here. He got obliterated by Bubba then afterwards he was getting beat up too.
Notice that there is no follow up with Shark Boy, even though he was at the ppv.
Devon came out and saved Amazing Red.
RVD defeated Rob Terry
Despite having a nice back and forth match, and despite my love for RVD in the past, this match wasn't his best. Rob Terry returning didn't get the job done as RVD put on his four moves of doom and hit the frog splash and won this match. Rob Terry got in a lot of great moves, but RVD no sold a lot of it, which was stupid to me. Oh well.
I liked Rob Terry and Orlando Jordans feud set up earlier this year, but they dropped the ball on all levels, and this match was just a throwaway. Let's hope they go back to that earlier feud or else, I'm going back to sleep.
Jeff Jarrett beat up some random idiot from the crowd. It was sad. Jarrett needs to get completely killed by someone.
Jeff Hardy & Kaz defeated Ken Anderson & Matt Morgan
This match actually had some good points to it. Anderson, despite playing up his injury, was in there like a house on fire. He was able to throw in some great offense, and Matt Morgan also had a lot of great points. He hit a huge leg drop towards the end of the match, and was able to help Anderson carry this match. Hardy looked drunk, Kaz was a sidenote. A ref bump set up Anderson going to the top rope, but he was thrown off by Rob Terry! Terry turns heel?!? The twist of Hate was hit and the ref counted 3! The bad guys win again.
This match sucked, this match was stupid, but no, there was a swerve heel turn and Rob Terry turned heel!
TNA Impact wasn't as bad as past weeks. I liked the opening match a lot, the end was ok too. I don't agree with Anderson needing to be busted open, but he looked good in this match and so was Morgan. I finally enjoyed watching TNA, even if it wasn't their best offering.
Lastly, I ask any reader out there that uses amazon online to utilize the links on the site to purchase TNA or WWE goods. Thank You.
Jay Lethal defeated Robbie E to win the X-Division Title
Erik Young & Orlando Jordan defeated Generation Me
Tara & Madison Rayne defeated Mickie James & Miss Testmaker
RVD defeated Rob Terry
Bubba Ray Dudley defeated Amazing Red
Jeff Hardy & Kaz defeated Ken Anderson & Matt Morgan
TNA Impact 12/16/10 Review
Matt Morgan and Ken Anderson had some altercation...it was stupid. Jeff Hardy came out and cut a stupid promo and he sounded like he was on drugs. He kept rambling or something, I don't know, I was just tired, and sleepy, so I went to make a sandwich. I later came back and the 3 idiots were still having their opening, and that was that.
The first match on card was none other than the X Division title match.
Jay Lethal defeated Robbie E to win the X-Division Title
Despite Robbie E being a heel, the announcers were positive on him for some weird reason. It was stupid to have the commentators high on Robbie E one minute, and then immediately goes into stupidity.
The match started and Cookie was interfering from the start, but out ran Christy Hemme and handcuffed herself to Cookie! Yep! So now the match would just be the two wrestlers and not the manager and the wrestler, which is a great thing. Lethal's combinations and elbow drop from the top rope was great, even if RObbie kicked out. Robbie took to the top rope at one point and was caught by Lethal and he hit a very very nice superplex. This match was actually starting to gain steam and for once in recent times, I loved it. Cookie tried to hand some spray into the ring, but Hemme stopped her, and Lethal hit the Lethal Injection and Robbie E loses the belt to Lethal! Not a four star classic, but one of the best matches I've seen in a long time. Letal and Hemme look cute together, and dare I say, Hemme is hot.
There was a great deal of backstage segments between matches. There was some interview segments, some interesting different points of interest, nothing too fascinating, and then Douglas Williams got beat up by Aj Styles in the women's locker room. It looked bad. Williams was knocked out cold, and he eventually left. Erik Young and Orlando Jordan did a bunch of weird segments too, it was gross.
Erik Young & Orlando Jordan defeated Generation Me
Any momentum that Tna Impact had going into this tag team match up, was lost when this match happened. This match was lopsided and was terrible. Orlando Jordan won the match with a submission and he was dressed up as a hooters girl, I kid you not. Generation Me is buried here, and just jobbed out for no apparent reason. It was terrible.
Tara & Madison Rayne defeated Mickie James & Miss Testmaker
This was a terrible match, but it had an interesting continuation of the Tara and Mickie feud. Mickie James was knocked out cold, and eventually lost the match. It was terrible.
Rob Terry is back, and he said screw you to Kaz. It was interesting, as they might be able to build up into a feud.
Bubba Ray Dudley defeated Amazing Red
Amazing Red was completely buried here, or not completely. Red was able to get in a little bit of offense, but he's being wasted here. He got obliterated by Bubba then afterwards he was getting beat up too.
Notice that there is no follow up with Shark Boy, even though he was at the ppv.
Devon came out and saved Amazing Red.
RVD defeated Rob Terry
Despite having a nice back and forth match, and despite my love for RVD in the past, this match wasn't his best. Rob Terry returning didn't get the job done as RVD put on his four moves of doom and hit the frog splash and won this match. Rob Terry got in a lot of great moves, but RVD no sold a lot of it, which was stupid to me. Oh well.
I liked Rob Terry and Orlando Jordans feud set up earlier this year, but they dropped the ball on all levels, and this match was just a throwaway. Let's hope they go back to that earlier feud or else, I'm going back to sleep.
Jeff Jarrett beat up some random idiot from the crowd. It was sad. Jarrett needs to get completely killed by someone.
Jeff Hardy & Kaz defeated Ken Anderson & Matt Morgan
This match actually had some good points to it. Anderson, despite playing up his injury, was in there like a house on fire. He was able to throw in some great offense, and Matt Morgan also had a lot of great points. He hit a huge leg drop towards the end of the match, and was able to help Anderson carry this match. Hardy looked drunk, Kaz was a sidenote. A ref bump set up Anderson going to the top rope, but he was thrown off by Rob Terry! Terry turns heel?!? The twist of Hate was hit and the ref counted 3! The bad guys win again.
This match sucked, this match was stupid, but no, there was a swerve heel turn and Rob Terry turned heel!
TNA Impact wasn't as bad as past weeks. I liked the opening match a lot, the end was ok too. I don't agree with Anderson needing to be busted open, but he looked good in this match and so was Morgan. I finally enjoyed watching TNA, even if it wasn't their best offering.
Lastly, I ask any reader out there that uses amazon online to utilize the links on the site to purchase TNA or WWE goods. Thank You.
Saturday, September 25, 2010
TNA Impact 9/23/10 Results and Review
WWE TNA Impact 9/23/10 Results
Rob Terry defeated Abyss via DQ
Chris Sabin defeated Jeremy Buck
Taylor Wilde & Hamada defeated The Beautiful People
Samoa Joe defeated The Pope
Aj Styles defeated Sabu in a ladder match
WWE TNA Impact 9/23/10 Review
Ugh...TNA...I have a head cold right now, and I am really tired...so excuse me if the reviews are sucking lately. I know I'm late on all of them, but you gotta give me some credit...or don't...I mean, i've got no job no life, and well....this is all I do with my time...watch bad pro-wrestling shows.
Rob Terry defeated Abyss via DQ
I might be the only one that is glad to see Rob Terry back in the mix. Backstage, Rob Van Dam was being restrained. Whatever....as soon as they said that Abyss was fighting Terry...I knew this was going to be a squash. I hate ABYSS. I ABSOLUTELY HATE ABYSS.
The match was stupid, it sucked. Abyss threw a gate at Terry. RVD started coming down to ringside, and he was all bandaged up...Abyss got scared.
UGH...This is the worst storyline in wrestling today.
RVD got on the mic and started talking about the TNA title etc....whatever. He wanted a title shot when a champion was declared. Who cares! RVD will get a shot at Abyss at bound for glory....i'm NOT excited to see it.
The Pope came out and started ranting and what not...it was stupid. Bischoff punked out the Pope.
Chris Sabin defeated Jeremy Buck
Some will no doubt say this was a great match, but I say it was stupid. Sabin with a messed up neck defeated a healthy Jeremy Buck? I hated it. The match wasn't that great. Sure there were a few moments that were ok, but the post match beat down was way better than the match. It's nice to see a tag team get pushedin wrestling, it's rare.
Taylor Wilde & Hamada defeated The Beautiful People
This was stupid. Worst match ever? No. Bad match? Yep. I didn't like it, I thought it was stupid. I'd still hook up with Taylor Wilde, but as for wrestling? This is just stupid. TNA, in the past had a great deal of awesome talent and great women's wrestling, but now? Nope. Now it's stupid.
Samoa Joe defeated The Pope
Who kidnapped Samoa Joe? That's all I care about right now. This match wasn't that great, and the more I see Pope wrestle, the more I think he's not that great. He might be good on the mic, but he has little to no chemistry with some of the TNA guys. That's not a good thing for a guy that TNA is putting so much trust into. That being said, this match wasn't that great, and I found it kind of boring. Samoa Joe choked out the Pope.
Immediately after the match, sting, Nash, Joe and Jarrett had a brawl for no apparent reason. I hate it. I'm absolutely sick of the four.
Backstage, Tommy Dreamer was interviewed, he said that at Bound for Glory EV2.0 will face Fortune in a Lethal Lockdown match up. I'm sick of it.
Anderson and Angle were in ring talking to each other...no one cared.
Aj Styles defeated Sabu in a ladder match
Aj Styles won this match with relative ease. Sabu is a shell of his former self. Seriously, he can't take the bumps required to make this match a really good one. I felt bad watching an old man like Sabu try to win this match. Styles didn't even help, he didn't exactly take a lot of great bumps, it was stupid. Pure stupidity.
Abyss cut a promo, beat up Jeff Hardy, beat up RVd, and then was beat up by Ink Inc. Yep. That's it.
TNA this week once again was the worst excuse for a pro-wrestling show. I am sick of Abyss, he sucks, and I'm sick of bad wrestling, bad story lines, and dare I say bad commentary. There's absolutely no reason for anyone to watch tna anymore..it's beyond stupid.
Rob Terry defeated Abyss via DQ
Chris Sabin defeated Jeremy Buck
Taylor Wilde & Hamada defeated The Beautiful People
Samoa Joe defeated The Pope
Aj Styles defeated Sabu in a ladder match
WWE TNA Impact 9/23/10 Review
Ugh...TNA...I have a head cold right now, and I am really tired...so excuse me if the reviews are sucking lately. I know I'm late on all of them, but you gotta give me some credit...or don't...I mean, i've got no job no life, and well....this is all I do with my time...watch bad pro-wrestling shows.
Rob Terry defeated Abyss via DQ
I might be the only one that is glad to see Rob Terry back in the mix. Backstage, Rob Van Dam was being restrained. Whatever....as soon as they said that Abyss was fighting Terry...I knew this was going to be a squash. I hate ABYSS. I ABSOLUTELY HATE ABYSS.
The match was stupid, it sucked. Abyss threw a gate at Terry. RVD started coming down to ringside, and he was all bandaged up...Abyss got scared.
UGH...This is the worst storyline in wrestling today.
RVD got on the mic and started talking about the TNA title etc....whatever. He wanted a title shot when a champion was declared. Who cares! RVD will get a shot at Abyss at bound for glory....i'm NOT excited to see it.
The Pope came out and started ranting and what not...it was stupid. Bischoff punked out the Pope.
Chris Sabin defeated Jeremy Buck
Some will no doubt say this was a great match, but I say it was stupid. Sabin with a messed up neck defeated a healthy Jeremy Buck? I hated it. The match wasn't that great. Sure there were a few moments that were ok, but the post match beat down was way better than the match. It's nice to see a tag team get pushedin wrestling, it's rare.
Taylor Wilde & Hamada defeated The Beautiful People
This was stupid. Worst match ever? No. Bad match? Yep. I didn't like it, I thought it was stupid. I'd still hook up with Taylor Wilde, but as for wrestling? This is just stupid. TNA, in the past had a great deal of awesome talent and great women's wrestling, but now? Nope. Now it's stupid.
Samoa Joe defeated The Pope
Who kidnapped Samoa Joe? That's all I care about right now. This match wasn't that great, and the more I see Pope wrestle, the more I think he's not that great. He might be good on the mic, but he has little to no chemistry with some of the TNA guys. That's not a good thing for a guy that TNA is putting so much trust into. That being said, this match wasn't that great, and I found it kind of boring. Samoa Joe choked out the Pope.
Immediately after the match, sting, Nash, Joe and Jarrett had a brawl for no apparent reason. I hate it. I'm absolutely sick of the four.
Backstage, Tommy Dreamer was interviewed, he said that at Bound for Glory EV2.0 will face Fortune in a Lethal Lockdown match up. I'm sick of it.
Anderson and Angle were in ring talking to each other...no one cared.
Aj Styles defeated Sabu in a ladder match
Aj Styles won this match with relative ease. Sabu is a shell of his former self. Seriously, he can't take the bumps required to make this match a really good one. I felt bad watching an old man like Sabu try to win this match. Styles didn't even help, he didn't exactly take a lot of great bumps, it was stupid. Pure stupidity.
Abyss cut a promo, beat up Jeff Hardy, beat up RVd, and then was beat up by Ink Inc. Yep. That's it.
TNA this week once again was the worst excuse for a pro-wrestling show. I am sick of Abyss, he sucks, and I'm sick of bad wrestling, bad story lines, and dare I say bad commentary. There's absolutely no reason for anyone to watch tna anymore..it's beyond stupid.
Saturday, August 21, 2010
TNA Impact 8/19/10 Results and Review
TNA Impact 8/19/10 Results
Jeff Hardy defeated Rob Terry
Mr. Anderson defeated Jay Lethal
Angelina Love defeated Madison Rayne
Kurt Angle defeated Douglas Williams
AJ Styles defeated Tommy Dreamer
The Pope defeated Matt Morgan
TNA Impact 8/19/10 Review
The show starts with Abyss and Jeff Hardy backstage fighting.
I'm going to say this straight up, I HATE THESE TWO WRESTLING! They've wrestled a BILLION times! I've seen them fight in Monsters Ball matches, regular matches, and so much more. I'm tired of seeing them fight, it's boring.
Eric Bischoff was in ring and said he never has seen something so horrific as last week's attack on EV2!
REALLY?
You didn't see the NWO slam a steel cage door into the side of Flair's head? Just to name a quick one....or didn't you see Goldberg literally tazer Scott Hall?
COME ON!
I'm tired.
Jeff Hardy defeated Rob Terry
Jeff Hardy ran into the ring and was hitting Rob Terry with a variety of moves, trying to get the big man down, and it wasn't working too well. Rob Terry was throwing Hardy around in amazing fashion, and I personally liked it. I like Terry, despite the obvious look of steroid abuse. Hardy, managed to turn things around in the midpoint and hit Terry with some nice offense to hang in there. Hardy hit the Swanton but only landed his legs on Terry and won.
I didn't like the end of the match. BUt I did like the match enough.
Hulk Hogan was on a cell phone, and he was saying he was going to quit the show.
Mr. Anderson defeated Jay Lethal
This match was fast paced, and wasn't given a lot of time. Lethal has been on a streak, but somehow he loses clean to Anderson. That's right, Anderson didn't cheat in this one, he didn't use a foreign object, he just out smarted Lethal, which is a bit odd to me, considering that Jay Lethal was on the rise...but whatever.
Angelina Love defeated Madison Rayne
This match sucked. The Knockouts have NOT been good in a long time. Not since Gail Kim left have I cared about the Knockouts. The only thing that might gain some credence is if they unmask the motorcycle girl, other than that, I don't care.
Fortune was in the ring and things were looking good? They have 6 members now? What the heck? Yes, they have six members now. How is this like the Four Horseman?
EV 2 came out and basically set up a feud with Fortune...that's why there's 6 now, or 7 because it's a feud....i'm already sick of this feud. They're doing what WWE is doing...only lighter.
Kurt Angle defeated Douglas Williams
This match wasn't terrible, but I'm so tired of Angle steamrolling EVERY person in TNA. It's hard to imagine that he'll lose. I'm sick of this crap. He's getting close to getting a title shot...I don't care. I really don't give a crap about either one of these guys, and TNA keeps shoving it down my throat.
Kevin Nash & Sting came out to the ring and started mouthing off. Then came out Double J and this started a feud too....ugh...so sick of this crap.
The four guys were going to fight and the lights went out and guess what?
Fortune was in the ring and beating up the four guys.
SUCH A TERRIBLE IMPACT. I'm tired.
The Pope D'Angelo Dinero defeated Matt Morgan
These two can probably put on a good match, but given such a short amount of time, it was interesting to see if they could make it work. This match was relatively boring to me, until the end. MOrgan smashed his nuts into the steel ring post, hit his two legged move on the outside and rolled up Morgan on the inside, so that was quite good.
The final four in the tournament are Hardy, Angle, Pope and Anderson and they'll fight at No Surrender?
This sucks. THe whole tournament thing sucks, FIRE ALL THE TNA WRITERS.
AJ Styles defeated Tommy Dreamer
This match was about as good as you can get from an old ass Tommy Dreamer. STyles put on an ok show, all things considered. There were nice reversals towards the end, and I liked that Dreamer was able to work through his injury. This match looked great towards the end, and then they ruined it.
THis match had TNA and EV2 fighting outside the ring, distracting the ref, and Styles wins after Abyss runs in and beats up Tommy Dreamer.
Wow.
This sucked.
The show ended with a brawl.
WOW....this was just like WCW 2001...what a terrible night of wrestling, what a waste of time. If you missed it, good!
Jeff Hardy defeated Rob Terry
Mr. Anderson defeated Jay Lethal
Angelina Love defeated Madison Rayne
Kurt Angle defeated Douglas Williams
AJ Styles defeated Tommy Dreamer
The Pope defeated Matt Morgan
TNA Impact 8/19/10 Review
The show starts with Abyss and Jeff Hardy backstage fighting.
I'm going to say this straight up, I HATE THESE TWO WRESTLING! They've wrestled a BILLION times! I've seen them fight in Monsters Ball matches, regular matches, and so much more. I'm tired of seeing them fight, it's boring.
Eric Bischoff was in ring and said he never has seen something so horrific as last week's attack on EV2!
REALLY?
You didn't see the NWO slam a steel cage door into the side of Flair's head? Just to name a quick one....or didn't you see Goldberg literally tazer Scott Hall?
COME ON!
I'm tired.
Jeff Hardy defeated Rob Terry
Jeff Hardy ran into the ring and was hitting Rob Terry with a variety of moves, trying to get the big man down, and it wasn't working too well. Rob Terry was throwing Hardy around in amazing fashion, and I personally liked it. I like Terry, despite the obvious look of steroid abuse. Hardy, managed to turn things around in the midpoint and hit Terry with some nice offense to hang in there. Hardy hit the Swanton but only landed his legs on Terry and won.
I didn't like the end of the match. BUt I did like the match enough.
Hulk Hogan was on a cell phone, and he was saying he was going to quit the show.
Mr. Anderson defeated Jay Lethal
This match was fast paced, and wasn't given a lot of time. Lethal has been on a streak, but somehow he loses clean to Anderson. That's right, Anderson didn't cheat in this one, he didn't use a foreign object, he just out smarted Lethal, which is a bit odd to me, considering that Jay Lethal was on the rise...but whatever.
Angelina Love defeated Madison Rayne
This match sucked. The Knockouts have NOT been good in a long time. Not since Gail Kim left have I cared about the Knockouts. The only thing that might gain some credence is if they unmask the motorcycle girl, other than that, I don't care.
Fortune was in the ring and things were looking good? They have 6 members now? What the heck? Yes, they have six members now. How is this like the Four Horseman?
EV 2 came out and basically set up a feud with Fortune...that's why there's 6 now, or 7 because it's a feud....i'm already sick of this feud. They're doing what WWE is doing...only lighter.
Kurt Angle defeated Douglas Williams
This match wasn't terrible, but I'm so tired of Angle steamrolling EVERY person in TNA. It's hard to imagine that he'll lose. I'm sick of this crap. He's getting close to getting a title shot...I don't care. I really don't give a crap about either one of these guys, and TNA keeps shoving it down my throat.
Kevin Nash & Sting came out to the ring and started mouthing off. Then came out Double J and this started a feud too....ugh...so sick of this crap.
The four guys were going to fight and the lights went out and guess what?
Fortune was in the ring and beating up the four guys.
SUCH A TERRIBLE IMPACT. I'm tired.
The Pope D'Angelo Dinero defeated Matt Morgan
These two can probably put on a good match, but given such a short amount of time, it was interesting to see if they could make it work. This match was relatively boring to me, until the end. MOrgan smashed his nuts into the steel ring post, hit his two legged move on the outside and rolled up Morgan on the inside, so that was quite good.
The final four in the tournament are Hardy, Angle, Pope and Anderson and they'll fight at No Surrender?
This sucks. THe whole tournament thing sucks, FIRE ALL THE TNA WRITERS.
AJ Styles defeated Tommy Dreamer
This match was about as good as you can get from an old ass Tommy Dreamer. STyles put on an ok show, all things considered. There were nice reversals towards the end, and I liked that Dreamer was able to work through his injury. This match looked great towards the end, and then they ruined it.
THis match had TNA and EV2 fighting outside the ring, distracting the ref, and Styles wins after Abyss runs in and beats up Tommy Dreamer.
Wow.
This sucked.
The show ended with a brawl.
WOW....this was just like WCW 2001...what a terrible night of wrestling, what a waste of time. If you missed it, good!
Saturday, August 7, 2010
TNA Impact 8/5/10 Results and Review
TNA Impact 8/5/10 Results
Taylor Wilde & Hamada defeated The Beautiful People
AJ Styles defeated Rob Terry
The Motor City Machine Guns defeated Beer Money in an Destination X match
The Pope defeated Orlando Jordan
Ric Flair defeated Jay Lethal
Abyss & Raven vs Tommy Dreamer & RVD
TNA Impact 8/5/10 Review
Ugh...TNA started with a recap of last week and I was already tired of TNA. I've been doing a LOT of terrible wrestling and somehow, I have to deal with it all the time..nevermind, I was going to rant, but eh, no one cares.
The show opened up with the recap than went into Tommy Dreamer calling out Raven. He asked Raven why he beat up Dreamer.
The whole storyline is that Tommy Dreamer stole Raven's Girlfriend and that's it. He went on about how he was going to screw Dreamer's wife, and the two brawled on top of the stage while Abyss and RVD came out and wrestled. Foley came out with a barbed wire bat to the stomach.
Foley said that he was going to be the special guest referee for the night.
Is it just me or is Taz just phoning it in? He looked like he wasn't even trying tonight, and of course, he sucks.
I'm tired of this stuff...FIRE ALL THE TNA WRITERS!
Taylor Wilde & Hamada defeated The Beautiful People
I like Taylor Wilde, I think she'd be cool to hang out with and...uh...nevermind. Hamada can wrestle, so I was hoping for big things from this match for once. Lacey Von Erich is the WORST of the knockouts. No one could carry her, and Hamada was having a hard time wrestling a terribly rookie. Velvet Sky is my least favorite of the Beautiful People. The motorcycle woman came down and helped the beautiful people by giving lacey von erich a steel chair, but it was Taylor Wilde that kicked the chair into Von Erich and that was that. New champions!
AJ Styles defeated Rob Terry
The television title was defended here, and Styles was hitting hard, but not as hard as Terry. I like Terry, he's a nice counter what is now the standard "wrestling body" and a nice throwback to the 80's. Terry was throwing Aj Styles around like a rag doll, and it was good. After some cheating tactics the former World Champion hit the 450 Splash and won the match. Where is Orlando Jordan? I thought he was feuding with Rob Terry? Oh well.
The Motor City Machine Guns defeated Beer Money in an Destination X match
I didn't like this match. Yes, they put on quite a show, but come on! It's cookie cutter and you KNEW who was going to win. I'm sick of seeing this stupid crap. I'm tired of watching high spots and no psychology, and while I like both teams, I don't want to see them wrestle each week. At least not each other. I need something NEW! PLEASE!
Bischoff and Hogan came out and ran down the card for next week, which was boring. Out came Kevin Nash and beat up Hogan. That prompted Jeff Jarrett to come out and beat up Kevin Nash. That prompted STING to come out in Red Makeup and he used the bat on Jarrett. Sting hit Hogan in the head with a chair. Jarrett was knocked out. The announcers kept talking about how the Wolfpack is back, NWO WOLFPACK...I don't care...I'm sick of these storylines.
The Pope defeated Orlando Jordan
Orlando Jordan finally is getting a shot at wrestling, instead of just freaking everyone out. The Pope was fighting well, while Orlando Jordan was doing his normal weirdo wrestling moves. The Pope eventually got the upper hand thanks to Erik Young. Erik Young ran down to the ramp and started picking up all the money that dropped from the ceiling. The Dinero Express was hit and that was that, the Pope wins.
This makes no dang sense to me. Pope is a franchise TNA player and they could make him into a major ratings draw, but nope. Matt Morgan sneak attacked him and that prompted Anderson to run down to the ring with a chair, and that was that. I'm tired of TNA and their dumb writing, FIRE ALL THE TNA WRITERS!
Ric Flair defeated Jay Lethal
This was embarrassing. I can't believe that Lethal would for this. This is a spectacle. Flair and Lethal fought in a street fight. I kid you not. Lethal in Jeans and Flair in his suit gets completely dismembered. This was sad. Flair wrestled Lethal in his underwear at one point! YES! In his underwear! Flair was busted open and was bleeding like a stuck pig. Flair, with one shoe, one sock and his underwear was fighting what appeared to be a much smarter Lethal. Thanks to Douglas Williams knocking out Lethal, Flair wins, bleeding all over the ring all over Lethal, and wow...This is sad, but you know what? The 12 year old in me was marking out like crazy.
Raven & Abyss vs Rob Van Dam & Tommy Dreamer (no contest?)
This match was terrible. Dreamer can barely work with his bum knee. RVD was ok, and Abyss was ok. Raven was a non issue. The end of this match featured 1/2 of the old ECW roster come into the ring and start beating up Abyss. The Gore got stopped, and out came 3-D! They were ready to hit 3-D but out came Raven with a chair and stopped it all. I used to love Raven, but he just looks fat now. Bring back the normal hair and lose some weight!
The lights went out completely and in the ring was The SANDMAN! AKA HAK! SANDMAN went to town with the Kendo stick! Sandman hasn't aged a bit! SANDMAN IS IN TNA!!! BUT WHO CARES? FIRE ALL THE TNA WRITERS! FIRE ALL THE WHATEVER FIRE EVERYONE! SOMEONE PLEASE STOP THIS STUPIDITY!
The show ended with everyone in ring celebrating...I'm so sick of TNA right now...I'll have a Hardcore Justice review coming Monday...So tired.
Taylor Wilde & Hamada defeated The Beautiful People
AJ Styles defeated Rob Terry
The Motor City Machine Guns defeated Beer Money in an Destination X match
The Pope defeated Orlando Jordan
Ric Flair defeated Jay Lethal
Abyss & Raven vs Tommy Dreamer & RVD
TNA Impact 8/5/10 Review
Ugh...TNA started with a recap of last week and I was already tired of TNA. I've been doing a LOT of terrible wrestling and somehow, I have to deal with it all the time..nevermind, I was going to rant, but eh, no one cares.
The show opened up with the recap than went into Tommy Dreamer calling out Raven. He asked Raven why he beat up Dreamer.
The whole storyline is that Tommy Dreamer stole Raven's Girlfriend and that's it. He went on about how he was going to screw Dreamer's wife, and the two brawled on top of the stage while Abyss and RVD came out and wrestled. Foley came out with a barbed wire bat to the stomach.
Foley said that he was going to be the special guest referee for the night.
Is it just me or is Taz just phoning it in? He looked like he wasn't even trying tonight, and of course, he sucks.
I'm tired of this stuff...FIRE ALL THE TNA WRITERS!
Taylor Wilde & Hamada defeated The Beautiful People
I like Taylor Wilde, I think she'd be cool to hang out with and...uh...nevermind. Hamada can wrestle, so I was hoping for big things from this match for once. Lacey Von Erich is the WORST of the knockouts. No one could carry her, and Hamada was having a hard time wrestling a terribly rookie. Velvet Sky is my least favorite of the Beautiful People. The motorcycle woman came down and helped the beautiful people by giving lacey von erich a steel chair, but it was Taylor Wilde that kicked the chair into Von Erich and that was that. New champions!
AJ Styles defeated Rob Terry
The television title was defended here, and Styles was hitting hard, but not as hard as Terry. I like Terry, he's a nice counter what is now the standard "wrestling body" and a nice throwback to the 80's. Terry was throwing Aj Styles around like a rag doll, and it was good. After some cheating tactics the former World Champion hit the 450 Splash and won the match. Where is Orlando Jordan? I thought he was feuding with Rob Terry? Oh well.
The Motor City Machine Guns defeated Beer Money in an Destination X match
I didn't like this match. Yes, they put on quite a show, but come on! It's cookie cutter and you KNEW who was going to win. I'm sick of seeing this stupid crap. I'm tired of watching high spots and no psychology, and while I like both teams, I don't want to see them wrestle each week. At least not each other. I need something NEW! PLEASE!
Bischoff and Hogan came out and ran down the card for next week, which was boring. Out came Kevin Nash and beat up Hogan. That prompted Jeff Jarrett to come out and beat up Kevin Nash. That prompted STING to come out in Red Makeup and he used the bat on Jarrett. Sting hit Hogan in the head with a chair. Jarrett was knocked out. The announcers kept talking about how the Wolfpack is back, NWO WOLFPACK...I don't care...I'm sick of these storylines.
The Pope defeated Orlando Jordan
Orlando Jordan finally is getting a shot at wrestling, instead of just freaking everyone out. The Pope was fighting well, while Orlando Jordan was doing his normal weirdo wrestling moves. The Pope eventually got the upper hand thanks to Erik Young. Erik Young ran down to the ramp and started picking up all the money that dropped from the ceiling. The Dinero Express was hit and that was that, the Pope wins.
This makes no dang sense to me. Pope is a franchise TNA player and they could make him into a major ratings draw, but nope. Matt Morgan sneak attacked him and that prompted Anderson to run down to the ring with a chair, and that was that. I'm tired of TNA and their dumb writing, FIRE ALL THE TNA WRITERS!
Ric Flair defeated Jay Lethal
This was embarrassing. I can't believe that Lethal would for this. This is a spectacle. Flair and Lethal fought in a street fight. I kid you not. Lethal in Jeans and Flair in his suit gets completely dismembered. This was sad. Flair wrestled Lethal in his underwear at one point! YES! In his underwear! Flair was busted open and was bleeding like a stuck pig. Flair, with one shoe, one sock and his underwear was fighting what appeared to be a much smarter Lethal. Thanks to Douglas Williams knocking out Lethal, Flair wins, bleeding all over the ring all over Lethal, and wow...This is sad, but you know what? The 12 year old in me was marking out like crazy.
Raven & Abyss vs Rob Van Dam & Tommy Dreamer (no contest?)
This match was terrible. Dreamer can barely work with his bum knee. RVD was ok, and Abyss was ok. Raven was a non issue. The end of this match featured 1/2 of the old ECW roster come into the ring and start beating up Abyss. The Gore got stopped, and out came 3-D! They were ready to hit 3-D but out came Raven with a chair and stopped it all. I used to love Raven, but he just looks fat now. Bring back the normal hair and lose some weight!
The lights went out completely and in the ring was The SANDMAN! AKA HAK! SANDMAN went to town with the Kendo stick! Sandman hasn't aged a bit! SANDMAN IS IN TNA!!! BUT WHO CARES? FIRE ALL THE TNA WRITERS! FIRE ALL THE WHATEVER FIRE EVERYONE! SOMEONE PLEASE STOP THIS STUPIDITY!
The show ended with everyone in ring celebrating...I'm so sick of TNA right now...I'll have a Hardcore Justice review coming Monday...So tired.
Friday, July 30, 2010
TNA Impact 7/29/10 Results and Review
TNA Impact 7/29/10 Results
Angelina Love defeated Sarita
Ink Inc defeated Orlando Jordan, a Mannequin and Erik Young
The Motor City Machine Guns defeated Beer Money in a steel cage match
Anderson & Hardy defeated Gunner, Murphy, and Matt Morgan
Rob Terry defeated kaz
Abyss defeated Tommy Dreamer in a hardcore match
TNA Impact 7/29/10 Review
The show started with Tommy Dreamer in ring with some other ECW alumni and they were talking about random crap. I don't know, but the crowd seemed to be going nuts for it.
Hogan came out and was for the whole ECW thing and then came out AByss to oppose them...I don't know, this whole thing was lame. Then the footage cut to backstage with the Beautiful People, and out of all of them, I like Madison Rayne best. Just sayin. There is a rift with them, and I'm not sure why they are continuing to build that team up.
Angelina Love defeated Sarita
I couldn't believe that we were seeing a throwback to the old Knockout division. This match had Sarita looking like a million bucks against Angelina Love. While the wrestling wasn't exactly the most technical in the world, the match did feature some greatness, and Sarita was starting to actually work and look good to me. Both as a wrestler and as a sexy woman...which is an odd thing to say, I know. That all being said, I don't like Angelina Love and her offense. Her head seems too big for her body and her fake boobs are ridiculous. She won this match after taking a large amount of offense, and I didn't care...at least there were some good points of interest.
Orlando Jordan and Erik Young are teaming up? What in the world? Lame. Who kidnapped SAMOA JOE???
Ink Inc defeated Orlando Jordan, a Mannequin and Erik Young
This was just a weird match up. Orlando jordan lost a squash match. Ink Inc beat up Orlando JOrdan and Erik Young brought a mannequin into the rin...and well, they tried to make it part of the match. I have no idea what the deal was, and it was just stupid to say the least. Erik Young is lame, fire him already.
Flair came out to introduce his new group and it seemed that beer Money was going to be the next two in the group. I don't know about you, but this whole thing sucked. The micwork sucks, and the group is taking a backseat to the ECW invasion, and I'm tired of the teasing and what not that has been part of this angle from the start. Aj Styles is ok, when he's not trying to imitate Flair. Kazarian sucks. Beer Money is good on their own, not with a group.
The Motor City Machine Guns defeated Beer Money in a steel cage match
THis match was your standard tag team match, only it was inside a steel cage. The best part about this match was that people were busted wide open! FINALLY SOME BLOOD! If you're going to have a cage match and the cage is going to act as a weapon, someone has to bleed. It doesn't have to be sick, but it adds a bit of flavor to the match that otherwise doesn't exist. As far as tag team steel cage matche sgo, there aren't a lot of them, but this one was definitely up to snuff. I liked it, and though it wasn't as great as the one that Steve Austin & Brian Pillman had againts Ricky Steamboat & Shane Douglas, this was definitely one of the best television matches I've seen in a long time. This thing went back and forth and I thought for sure Beer Money had it several times, and I thought for sure The Machine Guns were going over, but it took time and nearfalls and blood spilled, before this thing finally came to a close. With an accidental beer bottle to the head of the Robert Roode, this match was over with a nice ending to one of the best matches I've seen on free television in a long time.
Mr. Anderson and Matt Morgan brawled in ring with a mic. I liked this segment and it finally gave Morgan a dominant position against a more serious opponent. Jeff Hardy ran down to save Anerson from more abuse, and it lookedl ike Morgan is back to his giant status, although, he did get pummeled by Fat Ass Jeff Hardy.
Rob Terry defeated Kaz
A squash match that ended in twenty seconds...not sure why they had this match.
Anderson & Hardy defeated Gunner, Murphy, and Matt Morgan
Two security guys fought Anderson and Hardy? THis was just stupid to me, and I'm not sure what was the whole poitn of this. It was just another lame match, and Anderson and Hardy won, that's that. Morgan left the ring before anything crazy went down.
RVD and Abyss brawled and that prompted Tommy Dreamer to come out for a match.
Abyss defeated Tommy Dreamer in a hardcore match
Tommy Dreamer, for having a torn mcl, sure found a way to make it through a hardcore match with Abyss. I'm not sure why TNA made this the main event, and for the most part it was just Abyss getting the hell kicked out of him with a variety of weapons. Tommy didn't take a lot of punishment at first, but eventually (as I knew would happen) took some damage. Abyss sucks, but I guess this match wasn't the worst thing in the entire world, it just doesn't make sense to me why TNA would put so much effort into former ECW guys, especially now. Plus, I thought Dreamer wanted to retire? Whatever. The match eventually ended with Abyss slamming Dreamer into a barbed wire board, and that was that.
Raven ran down with a chair. Raven's fat now.
Raven then turned on Tommy Dreamer. He hit the EVenflow DDT on Tommy Dreamer and that was that...I guess.
Angelina Love defeated Sarita
Ink Inc defeated Orlando Jordan, a Mannequin and Erik Young
The Motor City Machine Guns defeated Beer Money in a steel cage match
Anderson & Hardy defeated Gunner, Murphy, and Matt Morgan
Rob Terry defeated kaz
Abyss defeated Tommy Dreamer in a hardcore match
TNA Impact 7/29/10 Review
The show started with Tommy Dreamer in ring with some other ECW alumni and they were talking about random crap. I don't know, but the crowd seemed to be going nuts for it.
Hogan came out and was for the whole ECW thing and then came out AByss to oppose them...I don't know, this whole thing was lame. Then the footage cut to backstage with the Beautiful People, and out of all of them, I like Madison Rayne best. Just sayin. There is a rift with them, and I'm not sure why they are continuing to build that team up.
Angelina Love defeated Sarita
I couldn't believe that we were seeing a throwback to the old Knockout division. This match had Sarita looking like a million bucks against Angelina Love. While the wrestling wasn't exactly the most technical in the world, the match did feature some greatness, and Sarita was starting to actually work and look good to me. Both as a wrestler and as a sexy woman...which is an odd thing to say, I know. That all being said, I don't like Angelina Love and her offense. Her head seems too big for her body and her fake boobs are ridiculous. She won this match after taking a large amount of offense, and I didn't care...at least there were some good points of interest.
Orlando Jordan and Erik Young are teaming up? What in the world? Lame. Who kidnapped SAMOA JOE???
Ink Inc defeated Orlando Jordan, a Mannequin and Erik Young
This was just a weird match up. Orlando jordan lost a squash match. Ink Inc beat up Orlando JOrdan and Erik Young brought a mannequin into the rin...and well, they tried to make it part of the match. I have no idea what the deal was, and it was just stupid to say the least. Erik Young is lame, fire him already.
Flair came out to introduce his new group and it seemed that beer Money was going to be the next two in the group. I don't know about you, but this whole thing sucked. The micwork sucks, and the group is taking a backseat to the ECW invasion, and I'm tired of the teasing and what not that has been part of this angle from the start. Aj Styles is ok, when he's not trying to imitate Flair. Kazarian sucks. Beer Money is good on their own, not with a group.
The Motor City Machine Guns defeated Beer Money in a steel cage match
THis match was your standard tag team match, only it was inside a steel cage. The best part about this match was that people were busted wide open! FINALLY SOME BLOOD! If you're going to have a cage match and the cage is going to act as a weapon, someone has to bleed. It doesn't have to be sick, but it adds a bit of flavor to the match that otherwise doesn't exist. As far as tag team steel cage matche sgo, there aren't a lot of them, but this one was definitely up to snuff. I liked it, and though it wasn't as great as the one that Steve Austin & Brian Pillman had againts Ricky Steamboat & Shane Douglas, this was definitely one of the best television matches I've seen in a long time. This thing went back and forth and I thought for sure Beer Money had it several times, and I thought for sure The Machine Guns were going over, but it took time and nearfalls and blood spilled, before this thing finally came to a close. With an accidental beer bottle to the head of the Robert Roode, this match was over with a nice ending to one of the best matches I've seen on free television in a long time.
Mr. Anderson and Matt Morgan brawled in ring with a mic. I liked this segment and it finally gave Morgan a dominant position against a more serious opponent. Jeff Hardy ran down to save Anerson from more abuse, and it lookedl ike Morgan is back to his giant status, although, he did get pummeled by Fat Ass Jeff Hardy.
Rob Terry defeated Kaz
A squash match that ended in twenty seconds...not sure why they had this match.
Anderson & Hardy defeated Gunner, Murphy, and Matt Morgan
Two security guys fought Anderson and Hardy? THis was just stupid to me, and I'm not sure what was the whole poitn of this. It was just another lame match, and Anderson and Hardy won, that's that. Morgan left the ring before anything crazy went down.
RVD and Abyss brawled and that prompted Tommy Dreamer to come out for a match.
Abyss defeated Tommy Dreamer in a hardcore match
Tommy Dreamer, for having a torn mcl, sure found a way to make it through a hardcore match with Abyss. I'm not sure why TNA made this the main event, and for the most part it was just Abyss getting the hell kicked out of him with a variety of weapons. Tommy didn't take a lot of punishment at first, but eventually (as I knew would happen) took some damage. Abyss sucks, but I guess this match wasn't the worst thing in the entire world, it just doesn't make sense to me why TNA would put so much effort into former ECW guys, especially now. Plus, I thought Dreamer wanted to retire? Whatever. The match eventually ended with Abyss slamming Dreamer into a barbed wire board, and that was that.
Raven ran down with a chair. Raven's fat now.
Raven then turned on Tommy Dreamer. He hit the EVenflow DDT on Tommy Dreamer and that was that...I guess.
Friday, July 23, 2010
TNA Impact 7/22/10 Results and Review
TNA Impact 7/22/10 Results
Aj Styles defeated Rob Terry For the Global Title
Taylor Wilde & Angelina Love defeated Sarita & Madison Rayne
Kurt Angle defeated Super Mex
Jeff Hardy vs Samoa Joe fought to a time limit draw
Mr. Anderson defeated Matt Morgan
Beer Money defeated The Motor City Machine Guns in a street fight
TNA Impact 7/22/10 Review
The show opened up yet again with another promo of Abyss and it sucked. I hated it. It's stupid. ABYSS IS THE WORST TNA WRESTLER EVER! FIRE ALL THE TNA WRITERS FOR PROMOTING ABYSS!
FIRE ALL THE TNAWRITERS FOR THIS ECW invasion.....man, I'm so tired.
Extreme Invitation is the name of the show....I'm tired. Argh!
Aj Styles defeated Rob Terry For the Global Title
I know a lot of people hate Rob Terry, but I like him. I like that he's jacked and a freak. I like how others can really “bump” to his move set, which is really powerful. It's all run and gun not much else. I like it. Kaz was at ringside, and Styles was having a hard time with Terry early on. Terry was throwing AJ around quite well and I liked it. I like the throwback to simpler wrestling times with larger than life muscular wrestlers. Styles won after reversing a suplex and getting Kaz to hold Terry's leg. Not a bad ending, but not a great match up either. I liked it, it just wasn't insane.
Taylor Wilde & Angelina Love defeated Sarita & Madison Rayne
**Earl Hebner told Angelina Love that she was no longer the Knockouts Champion since they couldn't prove who was the one that interfered. No one cares about that title.
This match was interesting to me, only because I like Taylor Wilde...i'd “hit dat” if you know what I mean. Just sayin. Alright, this match was your standard match up featuring the women. It had less botches than usual, and there were a few nice spots. Sarita has some skills that's for sure, and the only highlight was seeing Sarita and Taylor Wilde try to put on some legit wrestling. I was hoping for a wardrobe malfunction, but oh well. Aneglina Love won this match, but it wasn't great.
Post match, the Motorcycle Rider showed up, helped the beautiful people and then left with Sarita, the Motorcycle girl and Taylor Wilde. Whatever.
Kurt Angle defeated Super Mex
Super Mex had this match won at several moments in the match. There were some sick moves shown here, and Hernandez looked really confident at different stages but out of nowhere Angle started to show signs of life. He hit the Angle Slam and this one looked like yet another win for Angle. Angle missed the moonsault which was interesting, and even though I knew who the winner would be, I was intrigued to see how much offense Hernandez got in before Angle squeeked by yet another ranked wrestler. Hernandez eventually tapped out to the Ankle Lock Submission.
Kevin Nash was in ring and wanted to talk to Jeff Jarrett. The two squared off with mic's in the ring.
Jeff Hardy vs Samoa Joe fought to a time limit draw
Samoa Joe was dominant for a good part of this match. For whatever reason, Jeff hardy continues to get put into ppv caliber match ups, but isn't given nearly enough time to make it interesting. Joe is interesting to watch, when there's a reason to, but right now, I don't care. WHO KIDNAPPED SAMOA JOE???? WHO KIDNAPPED HIM? I don't care. Hardy sucks. This match was half-speed for a lot of moments. Joe was able to maintain a good sense of in-ring presence and this match was given a time limit so it was interesting to see if the two were trying to just match the limit. The guys ended up fighting each other fast towards the end and they fought to a 15 limit draw.
I liked that they fought to a limit. That'll set up a future ppv match up, for sure.
Mr. Anderson defeated Matt Morgan
Mr. Anderson fought the near 7 footer in this match and looked like he was going down for the count. I thought for sure Morgan was going over here, but after a few minutes of Anderson playing hurt, he eventually hit the Mic Check and this thing was over.
Matt Morgan knocked out Anderson with the mic and bloodied him. Morgan sucks now.
Beer Money defeated The Motor City Machine Guns in a street fight
I'm sick of these two teams, I'm sorry. The guys brawled in a street fight match up and I liked it. I like street fights, so I went with it. The Machine Guns were fighting a good fight overall but beer Money stole the match after using the broken beer bottle and a super kick. I liked it. I liked several key big moves and tandem moves, alongside the cheating ways of Beer Money, now if only there were more teams to give the division a little more depth.
Dixie Carter was in ring with a mic and out came the former ECW guys and Mick Foley.
Dixie on the mic sucks....argh...the old-ass ecw guys are just old...it's kind of pathetic to see, just sayin. This was stupid, and I was yawning so hard...no one cares about these ecw guys, no one cares! Come on! FIRE ALL THE TNA WRITERS!
So, apparently there will be a one night stand? Or something? I don't know, the ending didn't make sense to me.
Aj Styles defeated Rob Terry For the Global Title
Taylor Wilde & Angelina Love defeated Sarita & Madison Rayne
Kurt Angle defeated Super Mex
Jeff Hardy vs Samoa Joe fought to a time limit draw
Mr. Anderson defeated Matt Morgan
Beer Money defeated The Motor City Machine Guns in a street fight
TNA Impact 7/22/10 Review
The show opened up yet again with another promo of Abyss and it sucked. I hated it. It's stupid. ABYSS IS THE WORST TNA WRESTLER EVER! FIRE ALL THE TNA WRITERS FOR PROMOTING ABYSS!
FIRE ALL THE TNAWRITERS FOR THIS ECW invasion.....man, I'm so tired.
Extreme Invitation is the name of the show....I'm tired. Argh!
Aj Styles defeated Rob Terry For the Global Title
I know a lot of people hate Rob Terry, but I like him. I like that he's jacked and a freak. I like how others can really “bump” to his move set, which is really powerful. It's all run and gun not much else. I like it. Kaz was at ringside, and Styles was having a hard time with Terry early on. Terry was throwing AJ around quite well and I liked it. I like the throwback to simpler wrestling times with larger than life muscular wrestlers. Styles won after reversing a suplex and getting Kaz to hold Terry's leg. Not a bad ending, but not a great match up either. I liked it, it just wasn't insane.
Taylor Wilde & Angelina Love defeated Sarita & Madison Rayne
**Earl Hebner told Angelina Love that she was no longer the Knockouts Champion since they couldn't prove who was the one that interfered. No one cares about that title.
This match was interesting to me, only because I like Taylor Wilde...i'd “hit dat” if you know what I mean. Just sayin. Alright, this match was your standard match up featuring the women. It had less botches than usual, and there were a few nice spots. Sarita has some skills that's for sure, and the only highlight was seeing Sarita and Taylor Wilde try to put on some legit wrestling. I was hoping for a wardrobe malfunction, but oh well. Aneglina Love won this match, but it wasn't great.
Post match, the Motorcycle Rider showed up, helped the beautiful people and then left with Sarita, the Motorcycle girl and Taylor Wilde. Whatever.
Kurt Angle defeated Super Mex
Super Mex had this match won at several moments in the match. There were some sick moves shown here, and Hernandez looked really confident at different stages but out of nowhere Angle started to show signs of life. He hit the Angle Slam and this one looked like yet another win for Angle. Angle missed the moonsault which was interesting, and even though I knew who the winner would be, I was intrigued to see how much offense Hernandez got in before Angle squeeked by yet another ranked wrestler. Hernandez eventually tapped out to the Ankle Lock Submission.
Kevin Nash was in ring and wanted to talk to Jeff Jarrett. The two squared off with mic's in the ring.
Jeff Hardy vs Samoa Joe fought to a time limit draw
Samoa Joe was dominant for a good part of this match. For whatever reason, Jeff hardy continues to get put into ppv caliber match ups, but isn't given nearly enough time to make it interesting. Joe is interesting to watch, when there's a reason to, but right now, I don't care. WHO KIDNAPPED SAMOA JOE???? WHO KIDNAPPED HIM? I don't care. Hardy sucks. This match was half-speed for a lot of moments. Joe was able to maintain a good sense of in-ring presence and this match was given a time limit so it was interesting to see if the two were trying to just match the limit. The guys ended up fighting each other fast towards the end and they fought to a 15 limit draw.
I liked that they fought to a limit. That'll set up a future ppv match up, for sure.
Mr. Anderson defeated Matt Morgan
Mr. Anderson fought the near 7 footer in this match and looked like he was going down for the count. I thought for sure Morgan was going over here, but after a few minutes of Anderson playing hurt, he eventually hit the Mic Check and this thing was over.
Matt Morgan knocked out Anderson with the mic and bloodied him. Morgan sucks now.
Beer Money defeated The Motor City Machine Guns in a street fight
I'm sick of these two teams, I'm sorry. The guys brawled in a street fight match up and I liked it. I like street fights, so I went with it. The Machine Guns were fighting a good fight overall but beer Money stole the match after using the broken beer bottle and a super kick. I liked it. I liked several key big moves and tandem moves, alongside the cheating ways of Beer Money, now if only there were more teams to give the division a little more depth.
Dixie Carter was in ring with a mic and out came the former ECW guys and Mick Foley.
Dixie on the mic sucks....argh...the old-ass ecw guys are just old...it's kind of pathetic to see, just sayin. This was stupid, and I was yawning so hard...no one cares about these ecw guys, no one cares! Come on! FIRE ALL THE TNA WRITERS!
So, apparently there will be a one night stand? Or something? I don't know, the ending didn't make sense to me.
Friday, July 16, 2010
TNA Impact 7/15/10 Results and Review
TNA Impact 7/15/10 Results
Sarita defeated Taylor Wilde in a hardcore match
Brian Kendrick defeated Doug Williams in an I Quit Match
Samoa Joe defeated Rob Terry & Desmond Wolfe in a triple threat match
Beer Money defeated The Motor City Machine Guns in a ladder match
Jeff Hardy defeated Jay Lethal
TNA Impact 7/15/10 Review
There were so many spoilers for this week's Impact that if you weren't careful You would miss the surprise. I managed to get minimal spoilers, but still found out that this show was going to be somewhat epic, epic if this was 2001.
A new Top 10 was announced and it was pretty obvious. Jeff Hardy and Abyss were #1 and #2, and I don't know why. I'm SO SICK OF ABYSS! PLEASE WRITE HIM OFF THE SHOW! HE IS THE WORST CHARACTER IN TNA! THERE IS NO REASON TO HAVE ABYSS ON TV OR IN TNA HE SUCKS, I HATE ABYSS, THERE I SAID IT, I HATE ABYSS!
The show started with the worst gimmick and character in pro-wrestling, and he brought a side of beef to the ring, and it was stupid. That's how people get diseases, throwing meat into the ring....ugh..I'm so tired of Abyss. Abyss started calling out RVD and what not, whatever, FU ABYSS.
Sarita defeated Taylor Wilde in a hardcore match
This match was stupid, the Knockouts were taking stupid mistakes and this match was not necessary. Sartia took some sick shots and whether they were intentional or not, the two women were hurting each other in a way that definitely was like the old ECW. This street fight was just not that great, and had the worst finish ever. Sarita choked out Taylor Wilde with a purse and that was that, Taylor Wilde apparently was out cold. What a terrible match, there's no need for it.
Brian Kendrick defeated Doug Williams in an I Quit Match
This was one of the worst x-division matches I've seen in a long time. Kendrick and Williams can work, but with limited time and a gimmick like an “I Quit” gimmick, they couldn't really do much. Kendrick eventually won with a cobra clutch, but not before he countered a few of Williams finishers. This fast match was non-title and got Williams to quit. Seriously, this rushed match was terrible, I have no idea why TNA books such terrible matches with NO time to execute anything memorable.
Big Sexy Kevin Nash came to ringside after the match was over and got on the mic. Nash chokeslammed Kendrick to hell, then got on the mic. Nash basically said he was going to take out the x-division. Before he could take out Kendrick further, out came Jeff Jarrett to talk to Nash. I'm not sure what was going on with this, but whatever, Nash and Jarrett going to feud? I don't understand the TNA wrtiers.
Samoa Joe defeated Rob Terry & Desmond Wolfe in a triple threat match
Magnus got into the broadcast booth. This triple threat match was catering to Rob Terry and his big moves. Joe and Desmond fought each other at times, but it was Terry that was getting a lot of the focus, at least early on. Joe and Terry fought against Desmond and working as a team instead of fighting each other. Samoa Joe got the win by making Desmond Wolfe tap out, and that was that. The belt wasn't on the line, but I guess this wasn't half bad. Samao Joe gave some props to Rob Terry and that was that.
WHY IS THERE A BEST OF FIVE TAG TEAM MATCH UP? WHY?????I HATE THIS I DO NOT WANT TO SEE The Motor City Machine Guns fight Beer Money five times!!!?!?! FIRE ALL THE TNA WRITERS ALL OF THEM!!!!
Beer Money defeated The Motor City Machine Guns in a ladder match
This match wasn't that great. Sure, it had a few moments and some nice quick moves and bumps, but it didn't matter to me. It's a best of 5! Who cares?!?! This is what happens when you don't have that many tag teams to make the division worthwhile. If you like high spots and fast paced wrestling, this match had that, but it didn't mean anything as it wasn't for the titles. Beer Money won after Sabin was hit in the head with a beer bottle.
Once again, I DO NOT WANT TO SEE A BEST OF FIVE WITH THESE TWO TEAMS!
The Pope D'Angelo Dinero defeated Matt Morgan
This fast match was a quick run through and had the Pope coming out on top against Matt Morgan. Morgan didn't just roll over either, but with limited time, a lot of this match just seemed rushed. Matt Morgan lost to the Pope's Codebreaker-esque finisher, and then got angry.
Post match Matt Morgan hit the Carbon Foot Print and was looking strong, after he had already lost against the pope. Mr. Anderson jumped into the ring and started taking out Matt Morgan. Anderson is going after Morgan now? Why? I guess.
The Beautiful People were arguing in ring, and Angelina Love came out and the group exchanged words. The Beautiful People seemed to be breaking up, and that's fine. Angelina Love was at the top of the ramp and was invited to fight....once again: FIRE ALL THE TNA WRITERS ALL OF THEM FIRE THEM! THIS WAS THE WORST, MOST ANNOYING SEGMENT OF TNA!
Angelina Love and Madison Rayne fought each other and that was that. The girl on the motorcycle showed up and beat up Angelina Love. Madison Rayne hit Angelina Love with a nic,e DDT on a steel chair, and I for once cared. The Mystery woman drove off and that was that. I still think that the TNA writers should be fired.
Jeff Hardy defeated Jay Lethal
This is somewhat of a dream match, just because both of these guys can turn on the wrestling quite well. This match was fast paced and featured some great high points, but it was painfually obvious that Lethal is in better shape. Hardy got sluggish towards the end of the match and was winded, his gut nearly falling out of his weird looking outfit. Jay Lethal managed to take most of the highlights in this match, at least in my view. I liked this match more than I would usually do, simply because of Lethal's quickness. Hardy won after the Swanton, ending the best TNA match I've seen since Kurt Angle defeated Amazing Red. If only more matches were like this one, maybe TNA would actually get more credibility. Sure, it wasn't the greatest match TNA has put on, but it was interesting enough to keep my attention.
Ric Flair was in ring and was announcing the first two members of Fortune, it was Kazarian and Aj Styles, but out came Desmond Wolfe. Desmond Wolfe on the mic was quite good, and though brief, was well worth the few seconds of air time. Abyss came down for whatever reason and Fortune ran out of the ring. Who cares about ABYSS? SERIOUSLY? WHY? THIS GUY SUCKS!
RVD was confronted by Abyss and RVD fought the big man quickly and took care of the big guy. Abyss overpowered the champ towards the end. This thing was getting bad, and right when Abyss was going to hit RVD with the nail bat, out came Mick Foley.
ECW INVADES TNA
Foley came out and the ECW rushed Abyss. The ECW guys invaded the ring and just beat up Abyss and the security guys. Out came the TNA locker room and they got beat up as well. This is the worst Invasion angle ever played out. Why would the TNA locker room clear out? What do they care if Abyss gets beat up?
D-Lo Brown was out there, Al Snow, RVD turned in this invasion too. Anyone that had anything to do with ECW was now on the ECW side of things.
As far as Invasions goes, the ECW invasion of TNA is completely stupid. The way it has played out for no apparent reason is just stupid. Getting Jeff Jarrett to come out to try and stop things was dumb, the Police showed up? Two officers showed up and that is supposed to calm the situation?
Dixie Carter got on the mic and started yelling for them to stop. Dixie said that she invited the ECW guys and she turned! DIXIE TURNED ON TNA!
STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID! FIRE ALL THE TNA WRITERS FIRE THEM ALL!
Two invasion angles going on in wrestling at the same time? What is this 1999?
I'm sick of this crap. ARGH!
Sarita defeated Taylor Wilde in a hardcore match
Brian Kendrick defeated Doug Williams in an I Quit Match
Samoa Joe defeated Rob Terry & Desmond Wolfe in a triple threat match
Beer Money defeated The Motor City Machine Guns in a ladder match
Jeff Hardy defeated Jay Lethal
TNA Impact 7/15/10 Review
There were so many spoilers for this week's Impact that if you weren't careful You would miss the surprise. I managed to get minimal spoilers, but still found out that this show was going to be somewhat epic, epic if this was 2001.
A new Top 10 was announced and it was pretty obvious. Jeff Hardy and Abyss were #1 and #2, and I don't know why. I'm SO SICK OF ABYSS! PLEASE WRITE HIM OFF THE SHOW! HE IS THE WORST CHARACTER IN TNA! THERE IS NO REASON TO HAVE ABYSS ON TV OR IN TNA HE SUCKS, I HATE ABYSS, THERE I SAID IT, I HATE ABYSS!
The show started with the worst gimmick and character in pro-wrestling, and he brought a side of beef to the ring, and it was stupid. That's how people get diseases, throwing meat into the ring....ugh..I'm so tired of Abyss. Abyss started calling out RVD and what not, whatever, FU ABYSS.
Sarita defeated Taylor Wilde in a hardcore match
This match was stupid, the Knockouts were taking stupid mistakes and this match was not necessary. Sartia took some sick shots and whether they were intentional or not, the two women were hurting each other in a way that definitely was like the old ECW. This street fight was just not that great, and had the worst finish ever. Sarita choked out Taylor Wilde with a purse and that was that, Taylor Wilde apparently was out cold. What a terrible match, there's no need for it.
Brian Kendrick defeated Doug Williams in an I Quit Match
This was one of the worst x-division matches I've seen in a long time. Kendrick and Williams can work, but with limited time and a gimmick like an “I Quit” gimmick, they couldn't really do much. Kendrick eventually won with a cobra clutch, but not before he countered a few of Williams finishers. This fast match was non-title and got Williams to quit. Seriously, this rushed match was terrible, I have no idea why TNA books such terrible matches with NO time to execute anything memorable.
Big Sexy Kevin Nash came to ringside after the match was over and got on the mic. Nash chokeslammed Kendrick to hell, then got on the mic. Nash basically said he was going to take out the x-division. Before he could take out Kendrick further, out came Jeff Jarrett to talk to Nash. I'm not sure what was going on with this, but whatever, Nash and Jarrett going to feud? I don't understand the TNA wrtiers.
Samoa Joe defeated Rob Terry & Desmond Wolfe in a triple threat match
Magnus got into the broadcast booth. This triple threat match was catering to Rob Terry and his big moves. Joe and Desmond fought each other at times, but it was Terry that was getting a lot of the focus, at least early on. Joe and Terry fought against Desmond and working as a team instead of fighting each other. Samoa Joe got the win by making Desmond Wolfe tap out, and that was that. The belt wasn't on the line, but I guess this wasn't half bad. Samao Joe gave some props to Rob Terry and that was that.
WHY IS THERE A BEST OF FIVE TAG TEAM MATCH UP? WHY?????I HATE THIS I DO NOT WANT TO SEE The Motor City Machine Guns fight Beer Money five times!!!?!?! FIRE ALL THE TNA WRITERS ALL OF THEM!!!!
Beer Money defeated The Motor City Machine Guns in a ladder match
This match wasn't that great. Sure, it had a few moments and some nice quick moves and bumps, but it didn't matter to me. It's a best of 5! Who cares?!?! This is what happens when you don't have that many tag teams to make the division worthwhile. If you like high spots and fast paced wrestling, this match had that, but it didn't mean anything as it wasn't for the titles. Beer Money won after Sabin was hit in the head with a beer bottle.
Once again, I DO NOT WANT TO SEE A BEST OF FIVE WITH THESE TWO TEAMS!
The Pope D'Angelo Dinero defeated Matt Morgan
This fast match was a quick run through and had the Pope coming out on top against Matt Morgan. Morgan didn't just roll over either, but with limited time, a lot of this match just seemed rushed. Matt Morgan lost to the Pope's Codebreaker-esque finisher, and then got angry.
Post match Matt Morgan hit the Carbon Foot Print and was looking strong, after he had already lost against the pope. Mr. Anderson jumped into the ring and started taking out Matt Morgan. Anderson is going after Morgan now? Why? I guess.
The Beautiful People were arguing in ring, and Angelina Love came out and the group exchanged words. The Beautiful People seemed to be breaking up, and that's fine. Angelina Love was at the top of the ramp and was invited to fight....once again: FIRE ALL THE TNA WRITERS ALL OF THEM FIRE THEM! THIS WAS THE WORST, MOST ANNOYING SEGMENT OF TNA!
Angelina Love and Madison Rayne fought each other and that was that. The girl on the motorcycle showed up and beat up Angelina Love. Madison Rayne hit Angelina Love with a nic,e DDT on a steel chair, and I for once cared. The Mystery woman drove off and that was that. I still think that the TNA writers should be fired.
Jeff Hardy defeated Jay Lethal
This is somewhat of a dream match, just because both of these guys can turn on the wrestling quite well. This match was fast paced and featured some great high points, but it was painfually obvious that Lethal is in better shape. Hardy got sluggish towards the end of the match and was winded, his gut nearly falling out of his weird looking outfit. Jay Lethal managed to take most of the highlights in this match, at least in my view. I liked this match more than I would usually do, simply because of Lethal's quickness. Hardy won after the Swanton, ending the best TNA match I've seen since Kurt Angle defeated Amazing Red. If only more matches were like this one, maybe TNA would actually get more credibility. Sure, it wasn't the greatest match TNA has put on, but it was interesting enough to keep my attention.
Ric Flair was in ring and was announcing the first two members of Fortune, it was Kazarian and Aj Styles, but out came Desmond Wolfe. Desmond Wolfe on the mic was quite good, and though brief, was well worth the few seconds of air time. Abyss came down for whatever reason and Fortune ran out of the ring. Who cares about ABYSS? SERIOUSLY? WHY? THIS GUY SUCKS!
RVD was confronted by Abyss and RVD fought the big man quickly and took care of the big guy. Abyss overpowered the champ towards the end. This thing was getting bad, and right when Abyss was going to hit RVD with the nail bat, out came Mick Foley.
ECW INVADES TNA
Foley came out and the ECW rushed Abyss. The ECW guys invaded the ring and just beat up Abyss and the security guys. Out came the TNA locker room and they got beat up as well. This is the worst Invasion angle ever played out. Why would the TNA locker room clear out? What do they care if Abyss gets beat up?
D-Lo Brown was out there, Al Snow, RVD turned in this invasion too. Anyone that had anything to do with ECW was now on the ECW side of things.
As far as Invasions goes, the ECW invasion of TNA is completely stupid. The way it has played out for no apparent reason is just stupid. Getting Jeff Jarrett to come out to try and stop things was dumb, the Police showed up? Two officers showed up and that is supposed to calm the situation?
Dixie Carter got on the mic and started yelling for them to stop. Dixie said that she invited the ECW guys and she turned! DIXIE TURNED ON TNA!
STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID! FIRE ALL THE TNA WRITERS FIRE THEM ALL!
Two invasion angles going on in wrestling at the same time? What is this 1999?
I'm sick of this crap. ARGH!
Thursday, June 3, 2010
TNA Impact 6/3/10 Results and Review
TNA Impact 6/3/10 Results
Roxxi defeated Rosey Lotta
Jay Lethal defeated Aj Styles and Kaz in a triple threat match
Jeff Hardy defeated James Storm
Robert Roode defeated Mr Anderson
Abyss & Rob Terry defeated Desmond Wolfe & Orlando Jordan
Samoa Joe & Rob Van Dam defeated Matt Morgan & Sting
TNA Impact 6/3/10 Review
Sting Showed up, and I was already bored, I hate this crap…sting sucks, he hasn’tbeen good since 1994, and even that is reaching far.
Samoa Joe and Sting were supposedly ready to have a battle, but instead it ended with Joe winning most of the match up, but then Matt Morgan came out, and again we get a cluster of a finish, if you can call it that.
Hogan came out when Bischoff couldn’t change a main event or something, I don’t know, this whole thing was so convoluted.
Roxxi defeated Rosey Lotta
I’m so tired of the women of TNA wrestling for less than 2 minutes. It’s interesting to see things develop into crap, right? I’m so sick of the divas and sick of the knockouts….this match sucked. I hate this crap.
This sucks so bad, I can’t believe I have to watch this…well…I guess I don’t have to watch it.
Jay Lethal defeated Aj Styles and Kaz in a triple threat match
This match wasn’t that great, in fact, I thought it sucked. I liked Lethal’s old parody gimmick, and don’t really care for his new gimmick. Sure he can wrestle, but so can a lot of guys, but that doesn’t mean I want to watch them. Styles sucks as a heel and Kaz just sucks. These idiots put on a passable match, but once again, it was short and full of fuzzy spots. Jay Lethal wins, and that’s that.
Post match, Kurt Angle came out and exchanged words with Flair and Kaz, and after a few moments, had a little moment with Flair. After holding down the ropes for Flair, he attacked him, only to get attacked by Kaz. I guess “no talent” on the mic Kaz will face Kurt Angle? Who cares! Gagh!
In ring Christy Hemme’s forehead was shining when Anderson came down and got on the mic. He announced that himself and Jeff hardy will face Beer Money at Slammiversary. I’m not 100% but I smell a swerve coming.
Hardy and Anderson were on the mic, and they talked about how they could beat up Beer Money and what not. Beer Money came out and started talking about random crap.
Anderson then berated Beer Money with some observations and got a few chuckles. I don’t mind promos, but these exchanges take up a lot of time during shows that should be dedicated to pro-wrestling. I’m just saying.
Beer Money beat up the good guys, and that was that. The two fought until security ran in and broke it up.
Jeff Hardy defeated James Storm
Hardy is getting fat, and I’m not the only one that has noticed, am I? He’s a little slower, he’s not trying as hard, and maybe it was James Storm that is to blame for this “slug fest” rather than a wrestling match. Sure, Hardy had a few moments, but it was painfully obvious that this wasn’t an instant classic. Storm introduced a chair and Hardy used it to his advantage, as a springboard. Despite putting up a quality effort from James Storm, Hard won this match with relative ease at the end. I saw it coming, I’m sure you did too. Hardy sucks, he needs better competition and a reason to actually do well, instead he’s lackluster and looking to be gaining weight like his fat ass brother Matt.
Robert Roode defeated Mr Anderson
This match sucked. Anderson barely had any offense, and in the end another roll up ending. I’m so sick of seeing such crappy wrestling, and this was another terrible match. This match was just bad, seriously bad, don’t watch it, if you haven’t seen it.
Abyss & Rob Terry defeated Desmond Wolfe & Orlando Jordan
Rob Terry is acting injured or legit injured, meanwhile Abyss is no longer under the power of the “ring”, is he? I don’t know. He sucks, let’s face it. Despite Desmond Wolfe getting a TON of the TNA voting, he is in this mash up of a piece of crap tag team match. Can you even call this a match? This was fast, and wasn’t even a good match, it just sucked. After some weird interactions between Jordan and Chelsea, this match was over, and Rob Terry got the pin.
So far TNA Impact this week is a complete waste of time.
A huge piece of time was taken for an interview with Jay Lethal…at least that’s what I was watching (stream).
Backstage Jesse Neal was knocked out cold with an Ace on him. That was it. I’m sure that was Orlando Jordan’s card, but I don’t know.
Samoa Joe & Rob Van Dam defeated Matt Morgan & Sting
This match was back and forth, but really managed to highlight Matt Morgan’s strengths more than anyone elses. Matt Morgan seemed to have full control until he saw someone that looked like Super Mex in the crowd, and that’s when Samoa Joe hit the Muscle Buster on Morgan, but couldn’t capitlize. Matt Morgan was on the floor, and Rob Van Dam flew down with a Five Star Frog Splash to get the win.
Post match RVD and Samoa Joe stared each other down.
And that’s the end of the show for me, I guess.
Roxxi defeated Rosey Lotta
Jay Lethal defeated Aj Styles and Kaz in a triple threat match
Jeff Hardy defeated James Storm
Robert Roode defeated Mr Anderson
Abyss & Rob Terry defeated Desmond Wolfe & Orlando Jordan
Samoa Joe & Rob Van Dam defeated Matt Morgan & Sting
TNA Impact 6/3/10 Review
Sting Showed up, and I was already bored, I hate this crap…sting sucks, he hasn’tbeen good since 1994, and even that is reaching far.
Samoa Joe and Sting were supposedly ready to have a battle, but instead it ended with Joe winning most of the match up, but then Matt Morgan came out, and again we get a cluster of a finish, if you can call it that.
Hogan came out when Bischoff couldn’t change a main event or something, I don’t know, this whole thing was so convoluted.
Roxxi defeated Rosey Lotta
I’m so tired of the women of TNA wrestling for less than 2 minutes. It’s interesting to see things develop into crap, right? I’m so sick of the divas and sick of the knockouts….this match sucked. I hate this crap.
This sucks so bad, I can’t believe I have to watch this…well…I guess I don’t have to watch it.
Jay Lethal defeated Aj Styles and Kaz in a triple threat match
This match wasn’t that great, in fact, I thought it sucked. I liked Lethal’s old parody gimmick, and don’t really care for his new gimmick. Sure he can wrestle, but so can a lot of guys, but that doesn’t mean I want to watch them. Styles sucks as a heel and Kaz just sucks. These idiots put on a passable match, but once again, it was short and full of fuzzy spots. Jay Lethal wins, and that’s that.
Post match, Kurt Angle came out and exchanged words with Flair and Kaz, and after a few moments, had a little moment with Flair. After holding down the ropes for Flair, he attacked him, only to get attacked by Kaz. I guess “no talent” on the mic Kaz will face Kurt Angle? Who cares! Gagh!
In ring Christy Hemme’s forehead was shining when Anderson came down and got on the mic. He announced that himself and Jeff hardy will face Beer Money at Slammiversary. I’m not 100% but I smell a swerve coming.
Hardy and Anderson were on the mic, and they talked about how they could beat up Beer Money and what not. Beer Money came out and started talking about random crap.
Anderson then berated Beer Money with some observations and got a few chuckles. I don’t mind promos, but these exchanges take up a lot of time during shows that should be dedicated to pro-wrestling. I’m just saying.
Beer Money beat up the good guys, and that was that. The two fought until security ran in and broke it up.
Jeff Hardy defeated James Storm
Hardy is getting fat, and I’m not the only one that has noticed, am I? He’s a little slower, he’s not trying as hard, and maybe it was James Storm that is to blame for this “slug fest” rather than a wrestling match. Sure, Hardy had a few moments, but it was painfully obvious that this wasn’t an instant classic. Storm introduced a chair and Hardy used it to his advantage, as a springboard. Despite putting up a quality effort from James Storm, Hard won this match with relative ease at the end. I saw it coming, I’m sure you did too. Hardy sucks, he needs better competition and a reason to actually do well, instead he’s lackluster and looking to be gaining weight like his fat ass brother Matt.
Robert Roode defeated Mr Anderson
This match sucked. Anderson barely had any offense, and in the end another roll up ending. I’m so sick of seeing such crappy wrestling, and this was another terrible match. This match was just bad, seriously bad, don’t watch it, if you haven’t seen it.
Abyss & Rob Terry defeated Desmond Wolfe & Orlando Jordan
Rob Terry is acting injured or legit injured, meanwhile Abyss is no longer under the power of the “ring”, is he? I don’t know. He sucks, let’s face it. Despite Desmond Wolfe getting a TON of the TNA voting, he is in this mash up of a piece of crap tag team match. Can you even call this a match? This was fast, and wasn’t even a good match, it just sucked. After some weird interactions between Jordan and Chelsea, this match was over, and Rob Terry got the pin.
So far TNA Impact this week is a complete waste of time.
A huge piece of time was taken for an interview with Jay Lethal…at least that’s what I was watching (stream).
Backstage Jesse Neal was knocked out cold with an Ace on him. That was it. I’m sure that was Orlando Jordan’s card, but I don’t know.
Samoa Joe & Rob Van Dam defeated Matt Morgan & Sting
This match was back and forth, but really managed to highlight Matt Morgan’s strengths more than anyone elses. Matt Morgan seemed to have full control until he saw someone that looked like Super Mex in the crowd, and that’s when Samoa Joe hit the Muscle Buster on Morgan, but couldn’t capitlize. Matt Morgan was on the floor, and Rob Van Dam flew down with a Five Star Frog Splash to get the win.
Post match RVD and Samoa Joe stared each other down.
And that’s the end of the show for me, I guess.
Saturday, May 22, 2010
TNA Impact 5/20/10 Results and Review
TNA Impact 5/20/10 Results
Roxxi defeated Madison Rayne
Orlando Jordan defeated Rob Terry
Kaz won a X-Division Battle Royal
Rob Van Dam & Jay Lethal defeated Beer Money
Erik Young defeated Shannon Moore
Jeff Hardy defeated Sting
TNA Impact 5/20/10 Review
I dread having to review TNA Impact, and missed it live, because I was traveling to Cambridge, Idaho. I’m back now, and am going to update reviews all around…
The show opened with Eric Bischoff, and the announcement of who the top ten contenders are for the TNA Championship.
The top 10 rankings were announced from #10 to #1.
#10 Samoa Joe
#9 Rob Terry
#8 Desmond Wolfe
#7 The Pope
#6 Abyss
#5 Mr. Anderson
#4 Jeff Hardy
#3 Aj Styles
#2 Kurt Angle
#1 Sting
This doesn’t make sense. The TNA Ranking system DOES NOT MAKE SENSE AT ALL! That’s right, this is BS! The voting didn’t count, the whole stupid system is dumb, and worthless. I hate this, TNA sucks, whoever is booking TNA sucks. Seriously, FIRE ALL THE TNA WRITERS! FIRE EM! This makes absolutely NO SENSE NO SENSE AT ALL! This is the worst promotion ever, not even WCW 2000 sucked this bad.
Sting came out and attacked Eric Bischoff with a baseball bat! Abyss came in to help, but got beat up. Jeff Hardy stole the baseball bat, and the two would stare each other down….they’ll fight each other later tonight.
Sting kicked Hardy in the nuts, and was ready to hit him with a bat, when Rob Van Dam came out and things changed….whatever.
Roxxi defeated Madison Rayne
Roxxi is back and she doesn’t look nearly as good as I remembered her.
This match was fast, and wasn’t all that great, with Roxxi winning after the Voodoo Drop. This was stupid. I am starting to really hate the knockout division. The match was one sided for the most part, and wasn’t all that good, and was disappointing, to say the least.
Kurt Angle came out and cut a promo, he said that he would wrestle all the top 10, and won’t be #2. Whatever. No one cares about Kurt Angle.
Orlando Jordan defeated Rob Terry
This match sucked, apparently Terry had a messed up knee and he was getting worked. Orlando won but it didn’t like Rob tapped, and that was that. What a stupid match.
Rob Van Dam & Jay Lethal defeated Beer Money
This too was stupid. I don’t believe that Beer Money should be losing to a hot shot team. It was interesting to see, and it had some good spots, but overall this match wasn’t worthwhile. RVD and Lethal win with relative ease, and that was that.
Post match, Ric Flair came down and fought Lethal on the ramp all the way back to the backstage area.
Sting came out and attacked RVD with a chair, and hit him in the head…it was stupid. The weakest chairshot to the head I’ve ever seen.
Abyss was supposed to get Chelsea for 30 days, and upon transferring ownership, Desmond Wolfe kicked him in the nuts and then broke a bottle and cut him. Yes, he used a broken bottle to slice Abyss in the arm, then he was going to slice Chelsea too. This was so stupid, seriously, this was just stupid, I don’t understand what TNA is thinking. I hated this segment, and there’s no need for it…I’m sick of this crap. FIRE ALL THE TNA WRITERS!
Erik Young defeated Shannon Moore
I never thought a Piledriver would be so devastating. Young won this match with the classic move, and this match was stupid. Team 3D got involved with Jesse Neal, Scott Hall cost Moore the match. Bubba ray ran down and beat up Jesse Neal at one point too.
Scott Hall got arrested this weekend, so maybe that’s going to be over too.
Bubba Ray, post match, yelled at Neal, and no one could stop him. It’s stupid.
Kaz won a X-Division Battle Royal
This match was lame too. Sure there were some high spots, but KAZ sucks, and him steam rolling through the X-Division doesn’t make sense to me. The X-Division is just an afterthought at this point.
Jeff Hardy defeated Sting
This match was all Sting, that’s right, Sting had this in the bag. Anderson got involved and did a Scorpion Death Drop on Sting, and Hardy won. This match was stupid.
I heard that Sting has a messed up shoulder.
Anderson then raised Jeff Hardy’s hand, and was trying to be his friend. Hardy then pushed Anderson and this was just an odd segment. The crowd was cheering Anderson completely, and it seemed like he was being turned face. However, before anything could develop Sting brought in the baseball bat and started to fight Hardy and Anderson with the bat. Such a stupid event.
I hated this night of TNA, I think it’s the worst wrestling show on tv, and they should just go back to classic wrestling, instead of what it is right now.
Roxxi defeated Madison Rayne
Orlando Jordan defeated Rob Terry
Kaz won a X-Division Battle Royal
Rob Van Dam & Jay Lethal defeated Beer Money
Erik Young defeated Shannon Moore
Jeff Hardy defeated Sting
TNA Impact 5/20/10 Review
I dread having to review TNA Impact, and missed it live, because I was traveling to Cambridge, Idaho. I’m back now, and am going to update reviews all around…
The show opened with Eric Bischoff, and the announcement of who the top ten contenders are for the TNA Championship.
The top 10 rankings were announced from #10 to #1.
#10 Samoa Joe
#9 Rob Terry
#8 Desmond Wolfe
#7 The Pope
#6 Abyss
#5 Mr. Anderson
#4 Jeff Hardy
#3 Aj Styles
#2 Kurt Angle
#1 Sting
This doesn’t make sense. The TNA Ranking system DOES NOT MAKE SENSE AT ALL! That’s right, this is BS! The voting didn’t count, the whole stupid system is dumb, and worthless. I hate this, TNA sucks, whoever is booking TNA sucks. Seriously, FIRE ALL THE TNA WRITERS! FIRE EM! This makes absolutely NO SENSE NO SENSE AT ALL! This is the worst promotion ever, not even WCW 2000 sucked this bad.
Sting came out and attacked Eric Bischoff with a baseball bat! Abyss came in to help, but got beat up. Jeff Hardy stole the baseball bat, and the two would stare each other down….they’ll fight each other later tonight.
Sting kicked Hardy in the nuts, and was ready to hit him with a bat, when Rob Van Dam came out and things changed….whatever.
Roxxi defeated Madison Rayne
Roxxi is back and she doesn’t look nearly as good as I remembered her.
This match was fast, and wasn’t all that great, with Roxxi winning after the Voodoo Drop. This was stupid. I am starting to really hate the knockout division. The match was one sided for the most part, and wasn’t all that good, and was disappointing, to say the least.
Kurt Angle came out and cut a promo, he said that he would wrestle all the top 10, and won’t be #2. Whatever. No one cares about Kurt Angle.
Orlando Jordan defeated Rob Terry
This match sucked, apparently Terry had a messed up knee and he was getting worked. Orlando won but it didn’t like Rob tapped, and that was that. What a stupid match.
Rob Van Dam & Jay Lethal defeated Beer Money
This too was stupid. I don’t believe that Beer Money should be losing to a hot shot team. It was interesting to see, and it had some good spots, but overall this match wasn’t worthwhile. RVD and Lethal win with relative ease, and that was that.
Post match, Ric Flair came down and fought Lethal on the ramp all the way back to the backstage area.
Sting came out and attacked RVD with a chair, and hit him in the head…it was stupid. The weakest chairshot to the head I’ve ever seen.
Abyss was supposed to get Chelsea for 30 days, and upon transferring ownership, Desmond Wolfe kicked him in the nuts and then broke a bottle and cut him. Yes, he used a broken bottle to slice Abyss in the arm, then he was going to slice Chelsea too. This was so stupid, seriously, this was just stupid, I don’t understand what TNA is thinking. I hated this segment, and there’s no need for it…I’m sick of this crap. FIRE ALL THE TNA WRITERS!
Erik Young defeated Shannon Moore
I never thought a Piledriver would be so devastating. Young won this match with the classic move, and this match was stupid. Team 3D got involved with Jesse Neal, Scott Hall cost Moore the match. Bubba ray ran down and beat up Jesse Neal at one point too.
Scott Hall got arrested this weekend, so maybe that’s going to be over too.
Bubba Ray, post match, yelled at Neal, and no one could stop him. It’s stupid.
Kaz won a X-Division Battle Royal
This match was lame too. Sure there were some high spots, but KAZ sucks, and him steam rolling through the X-Division doesn’t make sense to me. The X-Division is just an afterthought at this point.
Jeff Hardy defeated Sting
This match was all Sting, that’s right, Sting had this in the bag. Anderson got involved and did a Scorpion Death Drop on Sting, and Hardy won. This match was stupid.
I heard that Sting has a messed up shoulder.
Anderson then raised Jeff Hardy’s hand, and was trying to be his friend. Hardy then pushed Anderson and this was just an odd segment. The crowd was cheering Anderson completely, and it seemed like he was being turned face. However, before anything could develop Sting brought in the baseball bat and started to fight Hardy and Anderson with the bat. Such a stupid event.
I hated this night of TNA, I think it’s the worst wrestling show on tv, and they should just go back to classic wrestling, instead of what it is right now.
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