WWE Superstars 12/9/10 Results

Superstars 12/9/10 Results

Tyler Reks defeated JTG
Trent Berreta defeated Curt Hawkins
Ezekiel Jackson defeated Zack Ryder
Eve defeated Alicia Fox

That's about it. No review due to the fact that there were no files that I could get to watch it, and when there's no files, there's no reviews. Sorry.

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WWE Monday Night Raw 11/15/10 Results and Review

WWE Monday Night Raw 11/15/10 Results

Dolph Ziggler defeated Sexual Chocolate Mark Henry
Justin Gabriel & Heath Slater defeated The Hart Dynasty
Ezekiel Jackson defeated The Brooklyn Brawler
John Cena defeated Alex Riley
Kozlov and Santino defeated The Usos w/ Jimmy Snuka
Kofi Kingston defeated David Otunga
Wade Barrett defeated R Truth
Alberto Del Rio defeated Sgt. Slaughter
Mae Young defeated Laycool in a falls count anywhere match
Daniel Bryan defeated Jack Swagger

WWE Monday Night Raw 11/15/10 Review

The night was supposed to be a special 3 hour "Old School" broadcast. It had a cool opening, and everything in the arena looked "old school", which is quite cool. I was actually a bit excited for this night of wrestling.

Mean Gene Okerlund was introduced and he was on the "interview" stand.

Cowboy Bob Orton was introduced and interviewed...not half bad. They set up a match, but I was distracted.

Dolph Ziggler defeated Sexual Chocolate Mark Henry

This match wasn't half bad, Mark Henry put on a good match because he was being carried by Dolph Ziggler. Ziggler won after implementing his sleeper on Henry.

Justin Gabriel & Heath Slater defeated The Hart Dynasty

DH Smith was the main man in this match, getting the better of Nexus at first, but after the Nexus came back for their second wind, Tyson Kidd turned on Smith and that was that. DH Smith got kicked in the face and that was that.

Orton said he was going to punt Cena tonight.

THE FINK was the next in ring announcer! FINKEL's BACK!

The Brooklyn Brawler & Harvey Wippleman came out next. He issued an open challenge to anyone in the "new school".

Ezekiel Jackson defeated The Brooklyn Brawler

Brawler lost a squash, Jackson wins.

John Cena defeated Alex Riley

Alex Riley took the place of The Miz in a match against cena. I got distracted by The Simpsons "Treasure Trove" #2 and missed the finish, but I'm sure it was the five moves of doom and a win for Cena. Alex Riley did ok, but he got buried, as is the custom for Cena. Miz came into the ring...and they brawled after the match

Post match, Cena and Orton started fighting and out came the ref's to try and stop them. This is a sure sign of a Heel turn, if you ask me. The same thing happened in 1997 weeks before Summerslam, where Shawn Michaels turned heel.

It was announced that Orton and Cena would be on Piper's Pit later tonight.

The Iron Shiek and Nikolai Volkoff were in the ring, and Fink asked the crowd to rise for national anthem.

The singing prompted Kozlov and Santino to show up. I will say it again, the SANTINO shirt is awesome! More on that later.

Kozlov and Volkoff tried to sing the Russian national anthem as a duet, but Santino changed up the song. He introduced none other than SLICK! The reverend SLICK! The segment was stopped by THe Uso brothers. The next match would be a #1 contenders match, with none other than JIMMY SUPERFLY SNUKA!

Kozlov and Santino defeated The Usos w/ Jimmy Snuka

This match was ok at best. Kozlov did a lot of the heavy lifting, and Santino was the one that got the pinfall after he hit the Cobra. I didn't hate the match, and Santino has been moving forward, that is until out came Sheamus.

Post match, Sheamus hit the bro kick on the Usos and Kozlov, but was then taken out by John Morrison.

I like the Nexus zip up hoodie, I might have to pick one up.

I was under the impression that R Truth was going to get fed to Otunga, but instead here comes KOFI KINGSTON! I guess that's what happens when I take bathroom breaks during Raw.

Kofi Kingston defeated David Otunga

This match was going good for David Otunga and mid-match, out came George "The Animal" Steele and he at the turnbuckle. Then Kingston hit Trouble in Paradise after utilizing the exposed ring post, and won the match. Not a great match, but everyone should enjoy seeing Otunga on the losing end of things.

The Million Dollar Belt was returned to The original Million Dollar Man and then was given to Ted Dibiase Jr backstage...but Jr said to keep it. Lots of jabs between Cody Rhodes, Dustin Rhodes, Dusty Rhodes, IRS and Kelly Kelly...yep. OH and TATANKA came out too! Oh and Hacksaw too! They had a backstage party and then..RON SIMMONS....DAMN!

Wade Barrett defeated R Truth

This was an easy match, Wade won without much troubles. Sure, Truth didn't get buried or squashed, but it was just the same to me.

Alberto Del Rio was introduced by Tito Santana and he was escorted out by CHAVO CLASSIC.

Alberto Del Rio defeated Sgt. Slaughter

Slaughter slapped on the Cobra Clutch and that got a huge pop, and I admit, I was marking out huge for that. Del Rio of course, would not get squashed by Sgt. Slaughter, but the match was a nice touch of old schoo meets new school. The Cobra Clutch got slapped on mid match again and that prompted some nice cheers, but it was not meant to be as Del Rio swewed up this match up with a kick to the back of the head.

Mae Young defeated Laycool in a falls count anywhere match

Laycool got on the mic and made fun of Mae Young, but that prompted Mae Young to ask for a match. The match happened and the divas beat up Laycool and let Mae Young get some nice hits in! MAE YOUNG with the help from the divas beat up Laycool!

JIM ROSS was called in for commentary during the next match up! YES! JIM THE MAN ROSS! THAT'S RIGHT! JIM ROSS IS BACK ON COMMENTARY AT LEAST FOR ONE MATCH! YES! JR GOOD OL JR! YES YES YES! JIM FREAKIN ROSS! HE'S BACK!

Michael Cole heeled it up...I hate Michael Cole he sucks I hate him...ugh. I feel like a teenager.

Daniel Bryan defeated Jack Swagger

Match of the year candidate on paper, that's right folks, I marked out huge when Jack The All American, American, American, American, American Swagger.

Just hearing JR call this match, made the match that much better and it was definitely some of the best wrestling I've seen in a long time from WWE. Swagger shut down Bryan's fast paced offense, and Bryan just kept trying to get shots in. The match spilled out to the ring, and this was definitely feeling old school. Swagger took a stiff shot to the face with a missile dropkick from Bryan. I kid you not, Bryan's Missile Dropkick nearly took Swagger's head off, and it was awesome. Cole kept jumpin in and sucked it up, I hated it. Swagger couldn't put away Bryan, and kept trying to fight, but it wasn't helping. Bryan Daniel won with a HUGE kick to the head, knocking out Swagger cold!

Post match, Ted Dibiase Jr hit Dream Street on Daniel Bryan. Now Daniel Bryan has a new challenger to his United States title! This feud has legs, and if the WWE continues to book things like this, the belts will once again mean something, and that's the great thing to the feud's potential.

I swear, Michael Cole needs to get fired. I'd rather have Tony Shciavone come back, I'd rather have TAZ and Mike Tenay than MICHAEL COLE, cause he sucks. UGH! Michael Cole is the worst announcer ever.

Hot Rod Rowdy Roddy Piper came out and started Piper's Pit, and man, no one can talk like the Hot Rod. I absolutely love Hot Rod, he's the man. His guests of course were John Cena and Randy Orton.

Wade Barrett came out and got on the mic before Orton ever came out, and Cena was told that he'd get fired if Barrett didn't win. Barrett forced Cena to wear the Nexus t-shirt!!!

Orton eventually made his way down to the ring, but it was an afterthought. Orton threatened John Cena but instead of fighting Cena, he fought Wade Barrett! Cena got in front of Wade Barrett before Orton could hit the RKO! Then Cena got hit with a HUGE RKO!

Cena was about to get punted but Orton hit the Attitude Adjustment on ORTON!

CAN CENA TURN HEEL! The last shot of the show was Barrett and Cena confident over a fallen Randy Orton...but alas, Barrett got an AA for his troubles and Cena threw his Nexus shirt at Barrett!

I'm not sure what the WWE has planned, and that's the good thing here. I'm actually intrigued about the possibilities that will arise this weekend! OH MAN! OH MAN!

I'm excited for once about WWE PPV and you should be too. Best Raw ever? I don't know, but it was dang good!

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WWE Monday Night Raw 11/1/10 Results and Review

WWE Monday Night Raw 11/1/10 Results

Nexus defeated The Hart Dynasty
Sheamus defeated Kozlov
Ezekiel defeated Zack Ryder
The Big Show defeated The Miz
Daniel Bryan defeated Ted Dibiase
Natalya defeated Laycool
Randy Orton & R Truth defeated David Otunga & Wade Barrett

WWE Monday Night Raw 11/1/10 Review

RAW this week started the show with a promo....ugh...I absolutely hate ORTON on the mic, he sucks. Cena came down to the ring and asked Orton to cut him some slack. Cena said that he can't necessarily call it down the middle, telegraphing a heel turn! I hope Cena turns heel, I'm hoping against hope.

Nexus defeated The Hart Dynasty

THis match wasn't all that great, it was boring. Nexus won this match, and The Hart Dynasty once again are teasing a split. I'm tired of the tag team division, which is sad. I'm already not enjoying the night of wrestling.

THE NEW SANTINO SHIRT IS AMAZING!

Sheamus came out and cut a promo, and Santino came out as well. Santino cut a funny promo, which was great.

Sheamus defeated Kozlov

This match was slow and boring. Sheamus won with the "bro" kick...this match was dumb, but Santino's new shirt is rad.

Morrison saved Santino from getting beat.

Ezekiel defeated Zack Ryder

THis match was stupid. Zack should move to TNA and feud with Robbie E.

The Big Show defeated The Miz

Miz got himself disqualified, and I was too tired to care.

Daniel Bryan defeated Ted Dibiase

This was a quick match and Ted Dibiase tapped out to Bryan. This wasn't a terrible match, but it wasn't as good as previous efforts. I am glad to see Daniel Bryan getting wins and hope he gets more competition.

Natalya defeated Laycool

This match was ok at best. It was fast, and Natalya won after a roll up. I guess Natalya now gets a title shot.

Freddie Prince Jr. was playing a doctor, and McMahon was out cold. The segments continued and McMahon wanted to run for President, but then Stephanie woke up and it looked like a dream.

Uh...I don't know what the whole point of the segments were, but I guess there's an election going on right now or someday? who cares!?!?

Randy Orton & R Truth defeated David Otunga & Wade Barrett

This match was entertaining, and I enjoyed it for the most part. John CEna served as the ref and counted the three count. This was the most interesting part of the story so far.

Raw left us with the question of Cena being impartial. I think we're reliving Summerslam 97!!! Just wait...in 3 weeks we will see a repeat of that classic main event.

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WWE Friday Night Smackdown 10/22/10 Results and Review

WWE Friday Night Smackdown 10/22/10 Results

Big Show, Kofi Kingston, and Rey Mysterio defeated Ezekiel Jackson, Sheamus, and The Miz
Jack Swagger defeated Santino
Alberto Del Rio defeated John Morrison
CM Punk defeated Edge via Disqualification
Natalya & Kelly Kelly (i think) defeated Laycool
Randy Orton defeated Kane

WWE Friday Night Smackdown 10/22/10 Review

The show started with both Bragging Rights team and Teddy said that the superstars will make the matches tonight. The Miz got on the mic and cut a promo, and that was that...setting up matches...you'll read/see what they were.

Big Show, Kofi Kingston, and Rey Mysterio defeated Ezekiel Jackson, Sheamus, and The Miz

The night sounded interesting, and the match opened up with a good clash of styles. Sheamus and Mysterio started this match and it was quite good, and I was impressed for once with Sheamus. Sheamus actually worked really well in the ring. My gripe was that each team kept their "shirts" on, and NO I don't mean that in a gay way, it's just odd to see such "pride" for brands. Standard six man tag fare, but man, it was entertaining and worked out quite well with all the styles mixing it up. Rey Mysterio eventually got the pin, and it was quite good. It's odd to see Team Smackdown getting so much prowess here, and it's understandable, they're stacked.

Jack Swagger defeated Santino

Santino faced Swagger, and I loved the Eagle! I also like Swagger's "All American, American, American, American" gimmick and wish Kurt Angle would come back to challenge him. Santino hit the Cobra on The Eagle and Hornswoggle hit the tadpole splash on the Eagle!In ring, Santino actually had some quality back and forth action with Swagger. Swagger actually couldn't contend with the offense! but before the Cobra could get hit, the Ankle Lock was put on and Santino tapped out.

HAHAHAH The Dashing Cody Rhodes segments just keep getting more and more insane, and I love it. They remind me of Rick "The Model" Martel's commercials for "Arrogance", oh man, great stuff.

Alberto Del Rio defeated John Morrison

This match wasn't all that great, I felt that there was a bit of hesitation from both wrestlers. Del Rio is adjusting well to the new WWE style, and it's interesting to see him adapt, and NOT utilize lucha moves. Now, his win was impressive, he not only countered Starship Pain he hit the Twisting Armbar, and it was awesome. The guy is quite the heel man, wow, despite a slow burning match, the ending was quite good. I loved it. Wow...wrestling is actually good.

CM Punk defeated Edge via Disqualification

This match was oka t best. It wasn't all that great at all, it was slow moving and lacked impact, until the end broke down. Edge was ready to hit the Spear but that prompted The Miz and Alex Riley to run down and clear the ring. That prompted each member of each team to get to the ring and mop up! It was awesome! Each member attacked each other one by one and it looked like Swagger was standing tall but after a Bro-Kick it seemed like Raw had the upper hand again! The Big Show got the last laugh, getting the best of Zeke....or so I thought. The Bro-Kick once again hits but only to get thwarted by the 619!!!! Oh wait...the GTS...oh wait, the SPEAR!!! I'm telling you, the post match was far better than the match, and the crowd was going nuts, I was going nuts, it was a well timed pice of wrestling...wow!

Laycool came out and dressed up as Natalya and Bret Hart!!! It was comedy gold! I loved it!!!!

Natalya & Kelly Kelly (i think) defeated Laycool

This match was ok. It was funny to see Michelle McCool dressed as Hart wrestling, but other than that, this match was an unfortunate mess.

Randy Orton defeated Kane

This match was slow moving, and proved to me yet again that Kane sucks and shoudl retire. Orton took some punishment, but it was nearly telegraphed that he would win, which isn't necessarily a good thing. Orton looked to be defeated but the lights went out and Orton hit the RKO to get the win.

Post match, The Undertaker came from under the ring and pulled Kane under...lame....I hate this stupid crap! I hate it. Oh well.

Despite a few missteps, I liked this show a lot, in fact, it was better than Raw, and right on par with how much I enjoyed the main event of TNA Impact this week. I still don't care about Kane and Undertaker, but whatever. Smackdown wasn't half bad, and once again, I will say that there is no need for a brand split, there just is no need.

Ecw on ScyFy 11/3/09 Results and Review Christian Turmoil

Ecw on ScyFy 11/3/09 Results

William Regal defeated Goldust
Shelton Benjamin defeated Zack Ryder
Vance Archer defeated Logan Jones
Yoshi Tatsu & Christian defeated Kozlov & Ezekiel Jackson

Ecw on ScyFy 11/3/09 Review

Christian was in ring and talking about Regal. He was calling out William Regal and Regal came out to oblige. However, the general manager wasn’t really having it, and she was trying to stop the two from colliding. William Regal is offered a title shot and turned it down, saying that he’s in control not Christian. Regal eventually folds and will get a title shot when the WWE goes to England. I was bored, and didn’t care.

Post interview, Christian dropkicked Regal and we cut to commercial break.

William Regal defeated Goldust

Goldust put on a great match in this one. He was in control for the most part. He had Regal’s number for the whole match, and I for one actually started seeing that old Goldust, the one that was an Intercontinental championship contender. However, all that was put on hold, and buried, because Regal hit his running knee and knocked out the golden one with ease and won the match cleanly.

Shelton Benjamin defeated Zack Ryder

I definitely felt that I’ve seen this match before many times. However, I couldn’t remember off the top of my head when. Zack Ryder was distracted by Eve, and it cost him However, before that, Benjamin was putting on a demo reel of his footage because he had this match well in time and tuned up to showcase his natural wrestling talents. Shelton Benjamin, if he could get better on the mic, should definitely be chasing a title, he’s that good in ring. Ryder? Well, he’s distracted by Rosa? I already forgot which diva it was…cause I’m lame.

Paul Burchill yelled at The Hurricane about being a fraud, and I noticed again that Hurricane is getting fat. Maybe I’m getting fat too? Man…I need a job.

Vance Archer defeated Logan Jones

Lance Archer (I think he was previously Lance Hoyt) made his debut. Logan Jones got some cheers, which is interesting to see. Archer was just intense, an intensity that you don’t see with new comer wrestlers. He hit four moves and it was over, it was a classic debut, I liked it. He is just calm, and he executes perfectly, wow, that’s interesting. He might be a good addition, but I’d have to see him wrestle someone other than a jobber.

Yoshi Tatsu & Christian defeated Kozlov & Ezekiel Jackson

Yoshi Tatsu and Christian put on a good enough match to defeat the cronies that hang out with Regal. However, the match really didn’t have a lot of time to develop and seemed a bit rushed. While Regal’s team lost, Tatsu and Christian managed to compel the match to go their way with a series of moves.

After the match, Regal and his team of idiots beat up Christian, trying to hurt him before the title match next week.

Overall, ECW was ok. Regal’s mean streak is interesting to see. The intensity of the new guy was cool too, and the rest? It was alright. I liked how compact the show was, that’s for sure. A good overall ECW, nothing too harsh to say about it, that’s for sure.

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ECW on Scifi 7/9/09 Results and Review Delayed Event

ECW on Scifi 7/09/09 Results

Nikki Bella defeated Kaie Lea Burchill
Ezekiel Jackson defeated Jobber #3939
Christian defeated Vladimir Kozlov

ECW on Scifi 7/09/09 Review

ECW was moved to Thursday, throwing a wrench into my schedule.

Nikki Bella defeated Katie Lea Burchill

The crowd was dead for this opener. If the highlight of a match is a hip toss, you know you’re in trouble. Brie jumped in an exchange and Brie gets the pin on Katie Lea. This match sucked.

Shelton Benjamin defeated Yoshi Tatsu

This was a match, unlike last week’s burial of Benjamin. Yoshi had his hands full with Shelton, as Benjamin was really putting on a clinic on Yoshi. Yoshi took a beating for a good portion of the match, and definitely wasn’t as wily as the veteran. Yoshi was hitting some major spots in this match, and was rather impressive for a new comer. Benjamin got back into the match with a nice release suplex. This time around it was Benjamin that hit Paydirt and boom. Yoshi impressed me, he should impress you…hopefully he doesn’t get fired.

Ezekiel Jackson defeated Jobber #3939

Jackson beat up some idiot. This match was lame. Ezekiel is on the juice. This match sucked. He wins…I hate jobber matches.

The Hurricane is back! Yep.

The Abraham Washington show was up next with Tommy Dreamer as the guest. Tommy Dreamer and Washington sparred verbally, but kind of boring.

Christian defeated Vladimir Kozlov

Kozlov put on a good match up, although calling it good is an overstatement indeed. Kozlov was slow in moving and did have some major shots, but overall lost when Christian hit the Killswitch. Kozlov is still way too slow for prime time, I’ll tell you that much. This match was a little boring, but it went through well enough to keep me entertained.

WWE Friday Night Smackdown 11/13/09 Last Chance Before No Way Outt

Wooo, tomorrow is my birthday and we start tonight off with Vickie and Edge! Vickie doesn’t look that bad tonight, maybe she lost weight or something. I lost track of what was going on, but whatever…

Chavo Guerrero vs. MVP ended in a no contest

This match was mostly Chavo getting good shots in on MVP, however it just didn’t work out. MVP was mounting a comeback but Shelton Benjamin interfered, causing the match to get thrown out. Nothing to great here; lame even.

The Miz & John Morrison defeated The Colons

The second match on the card was a battle of the tag team champions. This match was cool, as the Colons really work well with Miz and Morrison. The stronger team definitely won this match up with great precision! Miz and Morrison are amazing together right now, as they are in tune with every single step that the Colons’ threw at them. Chavo and Primo put up a good match, with some great counters and swift moves, but overall they were no match for the tight team work of Miz and Morrison.

Because Miz and Morrison won this match, they got dates with the Bella Twins. This stemmed after a backstage segment in which we we found out that the Colon’s didn’t give the Bella Twins flowers for Valentines day. Crazy huh? Yeah.

R Truth defeated Ezekiel Jackson

Truth is on a roll, he endured a lot of punishment early on in this match. Ezekiel is very tough and has a very good smash mouth style. He really fought hard, but it was R Truth that did a counter, surprising the big man, and getting the quick win. What’s up!

Maria defeated Michelle McCool

With a little help from Eve, Maria wins. Michelle McCool was winning overall, and this match was terrible. Both of these women can’t really wrestle. Yep, it’s not great, the divas in wwe aren’t that great at what they do. They look great though, they look dang great. We got a roll up victory

Kozlov, Big Show, Triple H, and The Undertaker wrestled to a no contest

This match was interesting, whenever Undertaker wasn’t involved, we saw the heels team up against Triple H. However, Triple H was making sure to not let Undertaker fight him or make him look weak. When Triple H was stranded in the corner, Undertaker was in there cleaning house. How convenient huh? Everyone of the competitors seemed poised to win this match at various moments. However, it just wasn’t meant to be for all involved. Triple H and Undertaker finally got into it, if only briefly as Undertaker’s triangle choke on Big Show was broken by The game. The Undertaker tombstoned Triple H to hell, but Big Show got the last laugh with a HUGE chokeslam on Undertaker. Edge came down the ramp and speared the crap out of Big Show, and the ref threw the match out.

Lame.

What a terrible Friday Night Smackdown. This is one of the worst Smackdown’s I’ve ever seen in my life. It’s a terrible way to put on a show before the big ppv this Sunday, at least it was free, right? Right?

WWE Friday Night Smackdown 11/13/09

Chavo Guerrero vs. MVP ended in a no contest
The Miz & John Morrison defeated The Colons
Maria defeated Michelle McCool
R Truth defeated Ezekiel Jackson
Kozlov, Big Show, Triple H, and The Undertaker wrestled to a no contest

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WWE Smackdown 1/2/09 Results and Review

That’s right we’re in a new year and all things are great for WWE, we start the show with Triple H and Vickie Guerrero!

Finlay and The Great Khali defeated Hawkins and Ryder

This match was jobber central. The Great Khali and Finlay cleaned house with ease. It’s funny to see that the former champions are getting screwed over. Why do they even still work for wwe? It just doesn’t make a lot of sense to me.

Ezekiel & The Brian Kendrick defeated Jesse and Festus

This match was interesting to say he least. Jesse was on the receiving end of punishment from Ezekiel, causing the win. Overall this match was ok overall, but nothing special here. Just another jobber match, but you know what? It really made Ezekiel and Kendrick look awesome. I still think that Kendrick should get a chance at a singles title instead of once again getting a tag team title match or something with Ezekiel.

Kozlov defeated Hurricane Helms

I can not believe how bad things are getting with Helms. Last week Helms was battling for a title, this week? He was getting squashed in a match. I guess Helms is just like D-Lo Brown, he comes back gets a push and then just gets squashed by Kozlov. What a boring match, this match sucked, I’ll be honest. I like Kozlov but he’s just bulldozing everyone, and he doesn’t have the charisma that Bill Goldberg had in WCW when he had his streak going. Lame.

A couple of promos:

Jim Ross was announcing the participants in the rumble, only to have Shelton Benjamin come out and interrupt. That prompted the Undertaker to come out and beat him up! Big pop for the Undertaker during this segment, and he didn’t even get too sweaty. Good paycheck for the dead man.

Michelle McCool beat the crap out of this other diva. McCool is crazy, and she looks insane when she’s beating people up. I am genuinely scared for the Undertaker, who I hear likes her or something. (this is just a rumor that I overheard)

Kizarny defeated MVP

MVP is just a loser now. I don’t know where they are going with him at all, he’s once again jobbing out. Kizarny makes his debut, and it was not impressive at all. This was not a great debut at all. Kizarny was no impressive at all, and I’m not sure how long he is going to last in today’s fast paced world of wwe. We’ll see what they do with him, and if HHH will hold him down the roster.

The Hardy Boys defeated Edge & The Big Show

Your standard Hardy boys match up here. Edge and Big Show did work well together for the most part, and they had a good amount of fast tags and made things hard for the Hardys on several occasions in this match up. The Big Show walked out on Edge towards the end of this match and the Hardy’s took advantage. They basically decimated Edge and this match was all over too fast. Edge got worked, and man that was exciting. Edge just had no chance against these two high flyers. Great ending to an otherwise lackluster night of wrestling.

Smackdown 1/2/09 Results

Finlay and The Great Khali defeated Hawkins and Ryder
Ezekiel & The Brian Kendrick defeated Jesse and Festus
Kozlov defeated Hurricane Helms
Kizarny defeated MVP
The Hardy Boys defeated Edge & The Big Show

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WWE Smackdown 1/2/09 Results and Review

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Finlay and The Great Khali defeated Hawkins and Ryder

This match was jobber central. The Great Khali and Finlay cleaned house with ease. It’s funny to see that the former champions are getting screwed over. Why do they even still work for wwe? It just doesn’t make a lot of sense to me.

Ezekiel & The Brian Kendrick defeated Jesse and Festus

This match was interesting to say he least. Jesse was on the receiving end of punishment from Ezekiel, causing the win. Overall this match was ok overall, but nothing special here. Just another jobber match, but you know what? It really made Ezekiel and Kendrick look awesome. I still think that Kendrick should get a chance at a singles title instead of once again getting a tag team title match or something with Ezekiel.

Kozlov defeated Hurricane Helms

I can not believe how bad things are getting with Helms. Last week Helms was battling for a title, this week? He was getting squashed in a match. I guess Helms is just like D-Lo Brown, he comes back gets a push and then just gets squashed by Kozlov. What a boring match, this match sucked, I’ll be honest. I like Kozlov but he’s just bulldozing everyone, and he doesn’t have the charisma that Bill Goldberg had in WCW when he had his streak going. Lame.

A couple of promos:

Jim Ross was announcing the participants in the rumble, only to have Shelton Benjamin come out and interrupt. That prompted the Undertaker to come out and beat him up! Big pop for the Undertaker during this segment, and he didn’t even get too sweaty. Good paycheck for the dead man.

Michelle McCool beat the crap out of this other diva. McCool is crazy, and she looks insane when she’s beating people up. I am genuinely scared for the Undertaker, who I hear likes her or something. (this is just a rumor that I overheard)

Kizarny defeated MVP

MVP is just a loser now. I don’t know where they are going with him at all, he’s once again jobbing out. Kizarny makes his debut, and it was not impressive at all. This was not a great debut at all. Kizarny was no impressive at all, and I’m not sure how long he is going to last in today’s fast paced world of wwe. We’ll see what they do with him, and if HHH will hold him down the roster.

The Hardy Boys defeated Edge & The Big Show

Your standard Hardy boys match up here. Edge and Big Show did work well together for the most part, and they had a good amount of fast tags and made things hard for the Hardys on several occasions in this match up. The Big Show walked out on Edge towards the end of this match and the Hardy’s took advantage. They basically decimated Edge and this match was all over too fast. Edge got worked, and man that was exciting. Edge just had no chance against these two high flyers. Great ending to an otherwise lackluster night of wrestling.

Smackdown 1/2/09 Results

Finlay and The Great Khali defeated Hawkins and Ryder
Ezekiel & The Brian Kendrick defeated Jesse and Festus
Kozlov defeated Hurricane Helms
Kizarny defeated MVP
The Hardy Boys defeated Edge & The Big Show

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WWE Smackdown 12/19/08 Results and Review

I almost forgot that the WWE aired Smackdown earlier on Fridays, which is lame. I barely got in on time to catch it, but here it goes, SMACKDOWN!

R-Truth & Hurricane Helms defeated United States Champion Shelton Benjamin & Montel Vontavious Porter (Tag Team Match)

Standard tag team match up with the good guys catching a break. MVP is still on a losing streak and he’s causing anyone around him to lose matches, just ask Shelton Benjamin. When’s the next time Shelton Benjamin going to win a match up? It’s been a long time since he’s made that title of his legitimate. When is Hurricane or R-Truth going to get the championship belt? We’ll be waiting a while, I can feel it, unless someone dros the belts at the Rumble, I’m not sure though.
World Tag Team Champion John Morrison defeated Festus

This was a throwaway match up. I can’t stand these single matches featuring tag team specialists. This match sucked, standard big man match with some funny moments, but overall not that great. Jesse got to the bell early on, and that was great, good psychology that’s for sure. It didn’t work out in the end though.

Edge defeated ECW Champion Matt Hardy (Non-title)

This was alright, the two have battled it out several times before and this match was ok. The two work well in the ring together, but come on, you knew what was going to happen. Edge dominated a good amount of this match up, and eventually got the win. Did you expect anything else? The Ecw champion sucks now, because he is always made to look really weak.

Ezekiel Jackson defeated WWE Tag Team Champion Carlito

Another great befalling to the Colon’s. Yep, the Colon’s are on their way down and here’s another example. I’m not sure why Smackdown has both the WWE Tag Team titles and the World Tag Team titles on the same show, at least technically. This is weird, seriously, this is dumb, but I guess we’re going to see The Kendrick and Ezekiel with the belts? I’m not sure where they are going with these two, but I’m almost positive that Kendrick didn’t want to be locked into a tag team scene, which is going to be the case if they keep wrestling the tag champs individually.

Maryse defeated Maria (Maryse earns Divas Championship Match)

I like Maryse’s body, but her matches? Lame. This match wasn’t all that great, and I don’t know why I expect anything out of Maria. This match was lame, and it was short. I guess that means it was half good, right? The two divas did try hard to make this match credible, but overall, they still need work. Maybe Finlay can go back to helping the divas get more credible outputs.

WWE Champion Jeff Hardy defeated Vladimir Kozlov (DQ) (Non-title)

Why are they giving us his for free n television? I’m not sure what’s going on here, but the match was a preview to what’s most likely going to be a long winded feud, if they keep it up. I’m not sure why Kozlov isn’t on top again, it seems that he’s always chasing the title, and while I might be interested in this whole thing, I doubt anyone else is going to care too much, and that’s a shame. Hardy wins, and now he too is the immortal champion, and I hate when this happens, sorry. Edge cost Kozlov the victory, but he didn't mind, this was an odd ending. Triple H face again? whatever.

Smackdown 12/19/08 Results

WWE Champion Jeff Hardy defeated Vladimir Kozlov (DQ) (Non-title)
Maryse defeated Maria (Maryse earns Divas Championship Match)
Ezekiel Jackson defeated WWE Tag Team Champion Carlito
Edge defeated ECW Champion Matt Hardy (Non-title)
World Tag Team Champion John Morrison defeated Festus
R-Truth & Hurricane Helms defeated United States Champion Shelton Benjamin & Montel Vontavious Porter (Tag Team Match)

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WWE Smackdown 8/15/2008 Review Summerslam Cometh

Due to some traffic and a slow moving line at Best Buy, I didn’t catch the first 45 minutes of Smackdown. So I’m going to be reviewing what I did see, and talking about the results as well. Sorry…I know, I know, I’m slacking. But I’ll make it up to you, all 3 readers, by reviewing WWE Summerslam 2008 this weekend as I finally saved enough money to get a ppv from the WWE. So expect a full ppv review this Sunday, right after Summerslam concludes. Until then, enjoy the Smackdown Review here!

The Brian Kendrick defeated Scotty Goldman

Scotty Goldman had a lot of charisma, and they had a good promo for him too. He played up the comedic angle, and he wasn’t half bad. I have never seen this guy before, and he actually put on an ok set of moves, considering he’s just a jobber for the most part. Kendrick landed The Kendrick for the win, but I was somewhat impressed by Scotty Goldman’s debut. I highly doubt he’s going to be going to be featured forever on the show. He really is one step above the jobber level. Ezekiel dropped Goldman after the match up with a shoulder block…innovative huh?

Triple H Interview:

Triple H’s forehead looked really bad. He’s getting old, and it’s not looking all that great. He was cutting the average HHH promo, and Kenny Dykstra comes out and interrupts him. Kenny, from the spirit squad, and the two are going to wrestling later tonight? Sounds stupid if you ask me, but what do I know? Triple H needs to drop the title, there is absolutely NO reason for him to be the champion right now.

The Great Khali In Ring Segment:

The Great Khali got on the mic and just started rambling. The crowd was yelling what the whole time, that was awesome, but I don’t like this. I wish there was another way for Khali to garner some heat. This in ring promo was stupid to me. I was really bored and wasn’t sure why the wwe is trying to get heel heat with Khali and his mouth piece. I hope Khali wins this weekend, Triple H sucks.

Triple H defeated Kenny Dykstra

Did anyone in the world believe that Kenny Dykstra could possibly defeat Triple H? I have no doubt that Triple H will never do the job to Kenny. Kenny did look impressive, I do give him that, and Triple H did look surprised, and I liked the way this match up began. This wasn’t half bad actually, and Kenny has improved since his Spirit Squad days. Triple H of course wasn’t going to let Kenny get in too many shots, and this match was over before it even got unhinged. Triple H made quick work of Kenny and Dykstra is reduced to nothing more than a jobber. So much for pushing new talent huh? Triple wins with the pedigree, and I highly doubt that anyone is surprised. If you are genuinely surprised by the result of this match, please stop reading my wwe blog, please, you’re obviously an idiot. Triple H looks horrible now, and Dykstra didn’t get much of a chance.

Post Match Triple H beat down Khali’s interpreter. Khali didn’t do a whole lot initially, but Triple H kept taunting him and in came Khali! I do not know how the WWE is going to get Triple H to beat such a huge guy, and even Undertaker lost to Khali at one point. Triple H hit Khali with a bunch of moves and was trying to hit the pedigree, but it just wasn’t working out all that well. Eventually, Triple H knocked Khali over the top rope and on came Motorhead to play his theme. (Not literally) This post match thing was stupid, and I’m sure diehard Triple H fans ate it up, but this is just cheap to me. Triple H took about a month off and didn’t promote his own match, Khali didn’t do much to garner attention, and now it is being shoved down our throats? Give me a break. The match was stupid, and if Khali doesn’t walk out the champion, I’m going to be upset.

The Big Show defeated Ryan Braddock

The Big Show is still employed? What the heck? He’s laughing and smiling? I thought he quit for a while? I don’t like The Big Show anymore, and I don’t want the big show laughing, smiling or looking at all interested with the fans. He’s not even that huge anymore, he’s been beaten before, he’s been made to look lame, and now he’s being force fed to us? The show hasn’t been relevant in a long time.

9:13 pm and we have a new jobber? Seriously? What is smackdown doing? They are putting in these jobbers, although they have some style, but come on! They just fired like 8 guys, and they hire these chumps? Seriously? The match wasn’t all that great, and why would it be? (to quote Don West) This match was horrible, and really predictable. The Big Show threw Braddock from end to end, then landed a huge right hand, for the three count. This wasn’t even a match, it was just a mauling, Big Show nearly killed this jobber. Why? The Show is lame. I can’t believe this is tonight’s Smackdown. Jobber central, this is stupid. Man, I’m so upset with the presentation on Smackdown right now. I know they didn’t want to hurt their Summerslam participants, but this is the best they could come up with? Seriously? I hated this Smackdown up to this point.

MVP Interview Segment:

MVP is gold on the mic! He pulls another great promo, and looks like he’s really into this whole program with Jeff Hardy. I’m surprised that the WWE is allowing MVP to basically freestyle through these segments, and shining! I haven’t seen this much charisma on the mic in a long time!

Victoria and Vickie Segment:

Victoria is so hot! I wish I could meet her and have a drink or two…or something else. Man, her boobs were just there…I’m sorry…this was weird. Vickie started getting frantic and Victoria rolled her away. Victoria was looking good, as a male, I couldn’t stop looking at her…I’m sorry, but she is a good wrestler and she is looking as good as ever. She must work out huh? I better stop before I get in trouble.

Vickie ends up going to a limo backstage, and right when she is going to get in, Edge shows up! This is lame too. I’m tired of this backstage crap.

Vladamir Kozlov defeated Festus

Finally, Kozlov is going to get some competition. I was waiting for this to happen, and the WWE finally gave Vladamir Kozlov some competition. The bell rang and Festus really brought a lot to Vladamir. This match looked stiff, and I’m not sure if that’s what Kozlov had planned, it almost looked like he was sucker punched in the face, and he then snapped. He was taking some liberties out there for sure, and Festus was hanging in there. After the initial brawl that opened this match up, the match went into “big guy” mode and there was a lot of rest holds and random power moves accomplished. I was rooting for Festus in this one, as I finally saw Kozlov looking weak, and thought for sure it was time to see his streak lose! This match got me hooked towards the end with the near falls and Kozlov looking genuinely upset, his face completely red and frustration written all over it. Festus was in complete control, and I thought for sure Festus had it, but as Festus leaped off his feat, Kozlov timed the head butt perfectly for the win.

This was the best match of the week. Kozlov, even with little fan reaction, made a believer out of me with the perfectly timed head butt and Festus really put a good match together. This match ruled! Give Kozlov more competition, he is intense!

Final Edge and Vickie Segment:

I was half asleep during this one. I’m not really buying all this edge stuff. It was good for a little bit, but now it’s just getting repetitive and tired. The show ended like last week. Edge terrorizing Vickie, which will most likely lead to Vickie orchestrating Edge’s loss this weekend. Apparently I didn’t miss much of Smackdown this week.


WWE Smackdown 8/15/2008 Quick Results:

Jeff Hardy def. United States Champion Shelton Benjamin - DQ - United States Championship Match
Natalya & Maryse def. Divas Champion Michelle McCool & Maria
The Brian Kendrick def. Scotty Goldman
Triple H def. Kenny Dykstra
Big Show def. Ryan Braddock
Vladimir Kozlov def. Festus

The Kozlov match was well worth it. I loved that match and thought it was Kozlov’s strongest outing. I am glad to see that they are starting to give him more competition. I hope this leads into a stronger push and maybe even some high profile matches with some better competition. He doesn’t need to be great on the mic, he can return a certain element of wrestling prowess to the ring, that has been missing a long time now.

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