WWE Champion John Cena vs. The Great Khali (non-title)
This is dumb. Khali is going to mop up like crazy. I do not like that this fact. I do not enjoy the greatness that is found in fooling the television audience in believing that Khali has a legitimate chance of winning the world title at the ECW ppv this weekend.
I guess things could be worse but expect this match to prove that Khali is insane and won’t win on Sunday because he’ll probably win here.
World Champion Edge & U.S. Champion MVP vs. Batista & Chris Benoit
A tag team match? Not again. MVP is a horrible wrestler, Chris Benoit is a horrible talker, Edge slept with Lita, and Batista took too much steroids.
This match has potential.
Fit Finlay & Hornswoggle vs. Boogeyman & Little Boogey
We saw this match already! Why does WWE keep feeding us these lame matches that have already happened!
Kane, Eugene & Doink The Clown vs. Kevin Thorn, Viscera & Umaga
They have got to be kidding. Tell me they didn’t just book that?
ECW Champion Vince McMahon vs. Bobby Lashley in an arm wrestling match
Vince is Jacked. I have the issue of muscle & fitness where he’s completely jacked. Lashley might be more jacked though. I want to see who wins this one.